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>Dortmund is selling everyone
more news to be posted by Denmark in the thread
>Arsene Wenger is on the hunt for a new left-back with doubts over Kieran Gibbs' future.
>Should Rodriguez sign for Arsenal, he would join his compatriot Granit Xhaka at the club following his arrival from Borussia Monchengladbach this week.
Bad morning everyone.
>HENRIKH MKHITARYAN’S contract talks with Borussia Dortmund have stalled, according to reports in Germany.
>Union Berlin will not stop Bobby Wood from leaving the second-tier Bundesliga club should he request a transfer to a club willing to make the United States forward "a decent offer."
>16.55 Uhr: Überraschende Wende bei Mario Götze. Seit Monaten war über einen vorzeitigen Abschied des Nationalspielers vom FC BayernGehe zu Amazon für weitere Produkt-Informationen! spekuliert worden. Nach der Trennung von seinem Berater will er nun doch bleiben. Der 23-Jährige sagte der "Bild": "Ich freue mich auf die neue Saison in München und werde alles daransetzen, bei meinem ersten Training unter Carlo Ancelotti topfit anzutreten."
>>68001018
t. money-grabbing fuccboy with no integrity
Hopefully this thread gains traction.
Sick of those disgusting poo peelanders thinking they are welcome here, just because they see AusGODS posting in /bundes/.
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch.
>>68000980
>toprak for 22m
is he worth that much? considering he'll play maybe half of all games
>>68001040
t. Madasfuck Alois Bazihuber
3 minutes until Löw BTFOs Kimmich
>>68001046
He's probably one of the best CBs outside of Bayern and Dortmund, arguably better than what Dortmund already have. Who knows how his injuries would be at Dortmund, Leverkusen seem to have problems with injuries in general, as did Dortmund up until last season.
*sniff*
Ugh, something smells like shit in here. Oh look, a poo peelander has arrived.
Disgusting.
>>68001085
and Brandt
and Weigl
and not Podolski
>inb4 Sane stays and Kimmich/Weigl get sacked
I hope Schweinsteiger, Rudy and Podoslki get kicked out
>>68001125
none of them will get kicked out. this is Löw.
>>68001117
Kimme is not needed since we're stacked at DM and he'S a shit CB
BILD erfuhr vor der Löw-PK | Brandt und Bellarabi
aus EM-Kader gestrichen
http://www.sportschau.de/uefaeuro2016/live/videostream-livestream---loew-gibt-endgueltigen-em-kader-bekannt-100.html
Stream
I hope Reus gets kicked
>>68001131
>stacked at DM
Pigfucker, Khedira (just back from injury), Can
that's hardly stacked.
>>68001133
Reus is also gone
>>68001142
Kroos, too, he hardly plays as a 10 in our NT.
It started.
>>68001155
Kroos is hardly a DM
>>68001155
>Kroos
>DM
LOOOOOOOOL
>>68001159
He's a mix of an 8 and 10, could play the more offensive part in a double DM
SHUT THE FUCK UP THE SCHWABENFAGGOT STARTS TALKING
Brandt
Rudy
Bellarabi
Reus
raus
REUS BTFO
>>68001178
interdasting
>>68001178
HAHAHAHAHAHA
WATZKE WILL HAVE A SEIZURE
FUCK YES
>Reus injured again
>he keeps Schweinsteiger who is barely alive though
>die Jungen Spieler, Kimmich und Sahne
>Weigl not even mentioned
>just not kicked so Watzke doesn't blow up DFB HQ
Weigl on suicide watch
Julian Poogl
>tfw Reus will never get to play internationally
>>68001178
Should've taken Brandt and let Sane at home.
Weinzierl to Schalke is now official
>>68001189
>not keeping the captain who fought the dirty Arginiggers for 120 minutes with no mercy
>>68001189
And Hummels, who'll probably miss the first match at least.
>>68001199
>muh tears
he's fucking shit. and ded.
>>68001189
this tbqh
so only 1 BVB player?
Weigl probably gonna play 0 minutes.
Watzke on suicide watch.
>>68001197
>KIKsburg BTFO
Welcome to irrelevancy
>keeping Can and Kimmich
But why
>>68001207
>>68001206
shareholders on suicide watch
TOP KEK
>Dedsteiger and Dedira in
sounds promising
>>68001214
>omg these players don't even play for Dortmund, why keep them?!?!?!?
>>68001215
not even a shareholder
>KICK BELLARABI
>KEEP PODOLSKI
>1
>ONE
>ONLY ONE BVB PLAYER
>ONLY ONE PLAYER OF THE TEAM THAT WOULDVE WON THE LEAGUE IN ANY COUNTRY OUTSIDE OF BUYERNLAND WITH A STRONG GERMAN CORE
Bravo Jogi
B R A V O
R
A
V
O
Enjoy your first round loss against irrelevantistan, you fucking cunt.
>tfw Reus will be missing every international cup and soon he'll be too old to be taken along
I feel bad for him
>>68001226
>this one obsessed Bauer
fuck off I'm not a dortmund fan
Reminder that it's Reus' birthday today
>Bellarabi, Rudy
good decision
>Reus
has he ever played at a tournament for Germany? he's injured too, good decision, don't give in to emotions
>Brandt
hm, maybe kick someone like Khedira, Podolski or Weigl to keep him
>>68001234
1 Dortmund player was enough for the WC
so why take more than the only good one?
>>68001247
Holy shit really?
Top fucking birthday present Jogi.
>>68001251
>let's kick [DM] to keep Brandt
yeah makes sense
Brandt is better than Sané tbf
>>68001251
Weigl is going to be more useful than Durm too
>>68000980
AHAHAHA
HAPPY BIRTHDAY REUS
>>68001266
That's why Durm aka Dumm, wasn't even in the extended squad.
>>68001187
He has barely played since Jan.
pretty sure Brandt would have made it over Poldolshit if he played for Bayern instead LUL
>>68001289
Podolski had a great season in Turkey
>be completely dead
>play like shit even when fit
>get nominated anyway
>>68001254
jesus christ, keep her on your island
>no Bundesliga title
>no DFB-Pokal
>no world cup
>no euro
>no driving license
real good decision to go to dortmund, marco
>>68001300
his season was okay, not great.
>>68001281
Average of 73minutes this season
>>68001300
>Turkey
>>68001300
>in Turkey
>>68001300
Brandt had a great season in Germany
>>68001300
>Turkey
>>68001301
>shareholders complaining about not kicking the team captain
>not complaining about Poldi
how obsessed
>>68001335
>muh captain
Crysteiger played like complete shit this season, take him to the euro as a mascot if you absolutely have to. Same with Pololski.
fuck off Löw and take FUCKING PODOLSHIT WITH YOU YOU CUNT
>>68001362
someone has to be the alpha male in the threesome with Löw and Pigclimber.
So how will we do in the cup with half the team being crippled/not fit and a half dead captain?
>shareholder think it's a good idea to leave the most experienced player at home in a team full of youngsters
wow wieviele ärzte hier sind die den gesundheitszustand von reus kennen... interessant...
glaubt ihr im ernst er streicht ihn wenn nicht klar ist das er wohl nicht eine minute einsatzfähig ist? meine güte noch eins.
bellarabi geht auch ok, seine form ist einfach mau, und effektiv war er im dfb trikot noch nie... rudy hat auch schlicht die nötige qualitäten nicht, und von brandt kam bisher auch nichts überzeugendes.
das reus gestrichen wurde hat mich auch sehr überrascht, ich wusste nicht viel darüber das er doch so stark angeschlagen ist...
sich drüber aufzuregen das er andere die angeschlagen sind mitnimmt ist albern, denn wenn jemand zitat "allenfalls geradeauslaufen kann" ist das was anderes als wenn er nicht ganz bei 100% ist.
der kade rist soweit in ordnung allerdings nominell etwas dünn für die aussenpositionen... da wirds dann wohl wieder özil oder götze auf den aussen richten müssen... oder vllt startet sane ja richtig durch links.
>>68001300
This. Without him Galatasaray would have been relegated.
>>68001548
go back to transfermarkt
>>68001556
;^)
>>68001328
Turkish league is much more competitive than the German one.
>>68001552
>>68001588
einmal döner kräuter-scharf mit alles
>>68001588
Same could be true for the 3rd Dutch division. Doesn't mean that they play better football.
>>68001588
That doesn't make it good. Just means there's a larger amount of equally shitty teams.
Based Turkroaches spitting truth
>>68001650
yes, back in elementary school
>>68001650
no
>people acting like this is bad for Marco
I wouldn't want my name in the history books with a NT that didn't make it out of the group stage either.
>>68001650
Only a one time jokingly. A group of Turkish kids said to me "Hey kartoffel gib dein iphone" and then they jokingly punched me in the face and I fell to ground laughing and they jokingly kicked my head until I lost consciousness and then they jokingly took my phone and wallet. Good times. Still makes me laugh when I think about it.
French CUNT BTFO
>>68001607
>>68001615
I was only pretending to be retarded.
>>68001772
damn
>>68001300
He should say fuck it and go to America or something
what is kicktipp
some austrian dortmund fan told me weigl is already one of the top 5 midfielders in the world, why didnt you take him?
>>68001863
I only know tipp kick
>>68001890
He's in the NT squad
I would take him from behind if you know what I'm saying
pretty sure Brandt would have made it if Sane wasn't black
the bundes
Is Royce actually injured or just left out because he gets injured so often?
>>68002033
According to Löw he's actually injured.
>>68002048
That's a shame. He and Gundowan need to get away from Dirtmund it's clearly a curse
>>68002123
Both of their current injury problems started on international duty though.
>>68002133
Shut up
>>68002164
this
Emre Mor doesn't even speak Turkish
>>68002200
>spend years developing a player
>he decides to go muh heritage, and play for a country he's never lived in
I know that feel.
>>68002232
Same except he became a Nazi as well
i'll get drunk today. big time.
>rashford
literally the new theo walcott
Englel wont score a single goal kek
>>68002360
So Drinky didn't cut it?
>>68002409
No and I don't get it. Henderson is dogshit.
Emre Mor is in the squad
>>68002436
>Yunus Malli
>>68002436
I can see at least 4 players who weren't born there in Sahin, Ozyakup, Calhanoglu and Mor
>>68002436
What about Toprak?
>>68002489
Pretty sure he got dropped, after the whole Töre thing.
>>68002535
But Calhanoglu is still there.
>>68002535
Tore's not there anyway
Oh wow what a surprise, the Leverkusen players are left at home again. Schürrle had an awful season and Bellarabi had a great one? Fuck that. Brandt is the better youngster than Sane by every fucking metric? Whatever. Tah? Let me call up some fuckers from Cologne and Schalke instead. Not like they finished way below Leverkusen or anything. And let's not talk about the Kießling business a couple of years back.
It really seems like the only way for a Leverkusen (field) player to make a tournament is if the manager is a fucking ex-Leverkusen player himself.
>>68002545
He caved.
>>68002482
Tosun too.
>>68002557
Good decision, Betakusen's never win anything attitude is dressing room cancer, they would not get out of the groupstages with with your shit players on the team.
>>68002723
We got to the final with a big Leverkusen core in 2002.
You know, our best result since forever up until 2014?
>>68002754
The team of 2002 was pretty shit and lucked their way to the final, also like you said they only "won" second place, Leverkusen will not win a single title in your lifetime, once you play for the club you become a choker by default.
>>68002805
The team was fine. You don't reach a final by luck.
>>68002833
They still choked, the less Leverkusen players the better the squad. FACT.
>>68002886
Obviously untrue since 2002 was better than 2006 or 2010 which had less Leverkusen players.
>>68002901
Pls, Leverkusen have NEVER won a single Meisterschaft, not one. Their philosophy is pretty much "oh well 2. place is fine, too".
And the squads in 2006 and 2010 were far better and played better football, too, please stop drinking the Leverkusener tap water, Torben.
>rudeposting at leverkusen asuka anon
i am so done with /bundes/
>>68003019
Then F U C K O F F
You are not welcome here
>>68002833
>You don't reach a final by luck.
you do by south korea refballing all the decent competition out of the tournament though
>>68002557
Leverkusen didn't do shit this season. Meanwhile Dortmund with 78 points has 1 (one) player in the German team.
>>68003145
Only Italy was refballed out. The other usual suspects choked.
Betakusen Asuka faggot BTFO tbqhwuf
>>68002482
sahan and malli as well
>>68003192
Leverkusen did shit.
And the difference is that the Dortmund stars weren't necessarily german. Also Reus and Hummels were called up.
Brandt is the real deal. He seems more clinical than Shane and Bellarabi. I will trust in Yogi though.
>>68003211
Do tell me, why bring Schürrle/PodolskI/Draxler over Bellarabi? Or Sane over Brandt? Or Hector over Tah?
>>68003258
>You
What part of Deutschland are you from ?
>>68003249
>Leverkusen did shit.
Choking against Villareal and then winning a few games because Brandt is on fire doesn't count
Leverkusen doesn't have any good German players either except Brandt and maybe Bender who is always injured. Kramer is trash since coming back.
>>68002805
now you are just being rude. 2002kusen were a great team.
>>68003272
/bundes/
>>68003205
Spain had two goals disallowed. One for an incorrect offside, and one because the ball had apparently crossed the line, when it was clearly inside the field, and only a bit of the ball was even touching the line.
>>68003300
triple dubs confirm
>>68003276
>Leverkusen doesn't have any good German players either
Bellarabi had 6 goals and 11 assist this season. Those are great numbers.
And I'm not asking to take every Levekusen player. Kramer had a disappointing season. Bender is not fit. And honestly, I wouldn't be calling for Brandt and Tah to be brought along as they are still very young, but looking at the other young and/or worse players Löw brought along instead, I'm angry.
2010 team would have kicked 2014 team's ass
>Rode to Dortmund
How do you want your transfer window fäm?
The last Alpha Betakusen players were Ulf Kirsten, Ballack and Völler, it's been downhill ever since.
>>68003390
>alpha
useful label
>>68003390
Remember the blowout against Barca and the following Messi dicksucking?
That would not have happened with those players, your club is not even on the same level as Arsenal in terms of choking and humiliation capabilities, at least Arsenal have won several Championships.
>>68003365
Ich könnte kotzen
>replace Hummels with Toprak
>replace Gündogan with Rode
Literally on the verge of tears right now.
>>68003503
They replaced Gündogan with Castro. And Merino as a talent to build up behind him.
>>68001009
I thought hamburger already signed him.
Gundogan is dead anyway, you never fully recover from the shit he's been through.
>>68003503
>let Mkhitaryan go for free
>>68003542
Yet he's still in a better physical shape than Rode.
>>68003545
Can understand him at this point. I too would leave a club that plans its future with fucking Toprak and Rode.
>>68003503
>>68003601
Why are you talking shit about Toprak? Half of England wants him.
>underrating Rode
i rode yer mum last nite :D
>>68003634
Never did I say he's bad. But he was dead half of the season. And he's already 27. And Völler can dictate the price. Not a good deal.
>>68001197
Let us see if he can pull a Lucien Favre
good morning
>>68002360
>no Phil Jones
imagine being rashford right now. Going to the euro & just signed a long term contract. He is probably more happy right now than i ever was and ever will be
>Rode
>Kämpfer
>Willensstark
>Robustheit
>sell Gündogan
>sell Hummels
>sell Mkhitaryan
>sell Aubameyang
>buy Toprak for more than 20 million
>buy Rode for more than 10 million
What the fuck it's like there's someone out there sabotaging the clubs that come close to Bayern. Wolfsburg made the same retarded decisions, when are Dortmund buying Kruse and Dante?
>casually play a round of indoor tennis
>these guys show up
Your response?
>>68003905
I remembered those times back in elementary school and higher on the last day before summer holidays. Remember that last class and everything and when you knew you'd have six weeks off?
>>68004058
tell Neuer my mum hates him since he broke up with his girlfriend "aus der Oberpfalz"
>>68004054
There was a rumour about Schürrle.. would fit the bill
>>68004097
no offence, but your mum sounds dumb af
Literally only heard of three of their players (assuming it's not *that* Shevchenko)
Another article about Dortmund's new Kloppertruppe:
http://www.spiegel.de/sport/fussball/borussia-dortmund-0231-riot-neue-hooligan-gruppe-in-bvb-fanszene-a-1095011.html
>>68004160
she is, but then again I don't think she's serious this time..
I think he's gay anyway.
Not all that impressive when you really look at it.
Also what the heck is up with the for atting here, the defenders should be in the left column under goalkeepers and then midfielders in the place where defenders are.
>>68004175
>Tymoshchuk is still making their squad
What the fuck?
>>68004191
i reckon most footballers are
>>68004209
Yeah surprised me too.
I remember Denisov from War and Peace
>>68004234
>-ski
>-ski
>-vich
>-rov
>-kov
>Neustädter
kek
pmsl
What does it mean??
>>68004289
stay out of /bet/ ya daft cunt
>>68004289
pee my self laughing
>>68004303
Tell me what it means and I will
>>68004320
Thanks
>>68004207
Ram it in my peach. Yummy yummy bum fruits
>French and German national team players in battle for the ball
>>68004430
>buhuhu citizenship is a concept that got nothing to do with one's skin colour buhuuhuu
>>68002482
at least they're still ethnic turks unlike the niggers in the french team and the turks in the german team
>>68004430
>Maik (31) from Zwickau tries to post an original comment and fails.
>Marco Zuheus
loooooooolmao
>>68004430
at least ours is properly named
>>68004492
shut up
There's only 10 -sen players in the Danish Kirin Cup squad.
>>68004485
>at least they're still ethnic turks
wut
>>68004508
i hate you so much
>>68004492
Top quality post.
>>68004495
>ours
Back to /pol/ Ronny.
>das Gefühl wenn sie nicht text zurück
>das Gefühl wenn keine gf
>>68004753
your very tense today
are you nto feeling well anon?
>>68004798
>NUR
>GERADE
>das Gefühl wenn keine Tabea Kemme gf
>>68004863
she looks smelly
>>68004891
>implying you wouldn't cut off your arm to smell her hair
>>68004808
Kartoffeldeutscher pls.
>>68004935
I really wouldn't, my gf is prettier tobihannes.
I've been called a kartoffel, but only like "you lucky potato"
>>68005161
Post your gf.
Daniel Mesenhöler
Köln --> Union Berlin
Contract until 2018
Another failure in the career of Jakob Busk
>>68005209
is that a danish saying?
>>68005390
Yes. Heldige kartoffel.
>>68005408
that's pretty dumb tobih
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drFsXLChrWc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg9ANwRCeSs
Gilbert = bundes
Arnie = Denmark
>>68002436
>All ethnic Turk team
>No Circassians,Kurds,Arabs,Greeks,Bosnians etc.
Boring and bland.
>>68004492
hehehe
>>68005599
What happened to Töre?
Who will score the töre now?
>>68006038
hahahahahah, good one
>>68006038
busy on a gun range I think
Chances of Honda going to the Bundesliga?
Any updates on the Cruise to teams that will start him situation
>>68006160
DFL prefers German car brands
>>68006273
he's a permacrock
this is cute
>>68006341
Very cute
>>68004895
Are you zooted by now?
>>68006319
I know its unfortunate
>>68001178
More like Marco Raus, am I right ? :^)
Marco literally got BTFO
Marco Rauas
>>68006739
Aua aua mein Schambein
>>68006759
The absolute madman
>>68006341
fuck, this team never deserved them
10-15 years ago I thought this guy was a huge hack, than he made some incredible transfers (Kagawa, Hummels, Gündogan, Lewandowski, Barrios, ... ) and I thought he was a genius and now he's buying RODE... I guess we're back at 0.
>>68007463
Rode is his best purchase since Lewa, you shareholders will be sorry in a year when he Dortmund's goat.
>naldo, rodriguez and schurrle all leaving
will wolfsburg ever recover?
who will take draxler?
>>68007576
Wolfsburg will have a terrible season, I wouldn't be surprised if they got relegated tþh
>>68007463
He would be worthless without Mislintat.
>>68007736
>Amtsantritt 2009
Mhh you might be right
>Mario Gomez to Wolfsburg
it fits, another failed Nationalspieler
>>68007463
He got Dembele in this window too, despite almost every other club in Europe being after him.
>>68007950
>despite almost every other club in Europe being after him
[citation needed]
>>68008141
i don't understand
>>68008086
well they beat kult kloppo at least
>>68008151
Paulo Fonseca, now formerly of Braga, is their new head coach.
>>68008151
new Waxtap coach
>>68008179
>>68008185
why should i care about that?
>>68008198
They're a big club
>>68008218
not really
>>68008086
He said himself he had plenty of other offers, but made the decision to go to Dortmund.
>>68008198
he likes to give bussis
>>68008228
>He said himself he had plenty of other offers, but made the decision to go to Dortmund.
kek, you're deluded af
>>68008226
Uhh ya
>>68008249
But he said that
>>68008249
>Ich hatte viele Angebote. Aber ich habe von Anfang an klargemacht, dass ich nur nach Dortmund will. Mir war vom ersten Moment an klar, dass ich dort hinmuss und es keinen anderen Verein geben kann.
>>68008274
uhm, no
>>68008280
yes, of course. i bet dortmund is his favourite club eva and its a great honour to play for them
>>68008308
He considers BVB as the perfect stepping stone club
>>68008218
4 u
Rode is a super super player.
Do you think part of Schalke's reasoning behind hiring Weinzierl is Hojbjerg's comments about not continuing with Schalke?
Maybe they think this will make him change his mind.
>>68008420
are you really Pep Guardiola?
Kloppo should buy Rode and drive Henderson away
>>68008518
drive him where exaclty?
>>68008463
yes. they want to keep hojbjerg so badly that they get a coach just for him
>>68008549
Bahnhof Erlangen
RODE IS SHIT AND YOU ALL KNOW IT
>>68008696
you are lewd
>>68008464
>Pep Guardiola will ever be in Germany again
>>68008869
for wiesn at least
>>68008569
That's what I thought
>>68008948
he looks so happy
>>68009254
>implying he doesn't like bier&busen
>>68007492
Lewy
Should I get up
Slept 7 hours and my bed is really comfy
>>68008463
Yes
>>68014433
Yes
goooooooooooood morning
my life is a joke
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
do germans make fun of the swiss-german dialect?
>>68017093
we know
>>68017508
no. it sounds so annoying we don't even want to joke about it.
>>68017508
>Germans
>jokes
>>68017612
haha, good one
>>68017613
I'm not even memeing, I've NEVER seen a German even attempt to be funny before.
As horrible as American humour is, at least it exists.
>>68017694
Oi m8 u chattin shit? Wanna get banged m8
>>68017723
At least that was an attempt, even if you're going for the completely wrong stereotype
>>68017508
we make fun of germans who live here and try to adopt the swiss dialect
>>68017729
thatwasthejoke.jpg
>>68017752
I doubt it
>>68017774
Have you experienced the Marco Reus driving license joke?
Got a few replies on /tv/ last night with some /sp/ related content.
Was thinking of starting a thread with that subject here, but can't really be bothered to be honest.
>>68004863
Sieht halt bisschen wie sven/lars aus
Dieser Vaterstolz geht unter die Haut: Selke-Papa trägt seinen Sohn jetzt auf der Brust.
>>68017930
Thought it was Arturo Vidal first.
>>68017930
huh
>>68017930
Rock solid tattoo
>Sebastian Rode (25) wechselt zu Borussia Dortmund
>Nach BILD-Informationen beträgt die Ablösesumme bis zu 25 Millionen Euro.
RODE
BIS ZU 25 MILLIONEN EURO
TELL ME I'M FUCKING DREAMING
THAT'S IT I'M DONE WITH THE FUCKING BUNDESLIGA
have dortmund stopped trying?
>>68018104
Thanks
>tfw fucking bundes has just become another transfermarkt/BILD shitposting circlejerk
>>68018104
It's a typo, they've taken it out now. Probably meant to be 15 like they said yesterday.
>>68018172
What a difference one character makes
>>68018104
>gone
wont be more than 12m
>>68018170
>tfw there are people on /bundes/ who waste their time complaining non stop instead of trying to make a difference
This Rode transfer makes Hojbjerg the most eligible bachelor in German football. Gladbach will have to a fight on their hand to land their dream player.
>politicians in charge of knowing anything about football.
>>68018286
They're looking at Kramer.
>>68018512
Maybe they're going for both?
Could a Hojbjerg, Kramer, Dahoud midfield work?
>>68018104
>Hey guys, we're losing key players and nobody relevant wants to come, what do we do?
>Let's buy fringe players and kids for inflated prices, that'll work fine
>Poorussia Dirtmound
>Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang vom Bundesligisten Borussia Dortmund ist von der Gewerkschaft der Profi-Fußballer (VDV) zum Spieler der Saison 2015/16 gewählt worden. Das teilte die Gewerkschaft am Mittwoch in Duisburg mit. Zum besten Newcomer wurde BVB-Mittelfeldspieler Julian Weigl gekürt. Auch der beste Trainer der Saison ist ein Dortmunder. In dieser Rubrik fiel die Wahl auf Thomas Tuchel, der die BVB-Profis in der Bundesliga auf Platz zwei und im DFB-Pokal in das Endspiel geführt hatte.
>Aubameyang (25 Ligatore) setzte sich bei einer Wahlbeteiligung von rund 500 Mitgliedern mit 19,7 Prozent knapp vor dem Bundesliga-Torschützenkönig Robert Lewandowski (19,5 Prozent, 30 Ligatore) vom FC Bayern München durch. Den dritten Platz belegte BVB-Spielmacher Henrikh Mkhitaryan (12,6). Bei den Trainern hatte Tuchel mit 27,3 Prozent einen klaren Vorsprung vor Dirk Schuster von Darmstadt 98 (15,7) und Pal Dardai von Hertha BSC (14,8).
Poldi <3
>>68007894
when you think you can't sink any lower there is still Wolfsburg
>>68002475
back when he still had a future
lol :D
>>68019438
Who makes images like these and think that they're funny`?
>>68019626
yer mum
>Hojbjerg
>good
>Dream player
When will this meme die, he's shit and unproven.
>>68019665
sorry
>>68019690
bit rude. it's not his fault that he has been mismanaged
>>68019749
So it's not his fault he thought he could make it at Bayern? Okay..
>Lange war die Zukunft von Hannovers Spielmacher Hiroshi Kiyotake offen, nun scheint sie sich zu konkretisieren: Laut Informationen der „Bild“ hat der Europa League-Sieger FC Sevilla seine Fühler nach dem 26-Jährigen ausgestreckt. Demnach erklärten die Spanier ihre Bereitschaft, auch die Ausstiegsklausel in Höhe von 6,5 Millionen Euro für den Japaner zu zahlen.
>>68019902
Just how short are Japanese people? A regular size westerner's head would be extremely close to the shower head.
>>68019948
kill yourself you insufferable cunt..
>>68019948
I don't know. Something to do with boats or the sea?
>>68019948
is that danish?
>>68020006
It's from a Serbian bar. 5% discount for goals scored against Albania and Croatia (this should be easy to make out now that I've told you) and free vodka if Russia win a match
>>68020402
Based Götze cucking Buyern, you can't make this shit up
>>68020402
just
fuck
my
career
up
>>68020578
How mad are you on a scale from 1 to 10 you crossdressing degenerate?
(:
>>68020615
mad about what
>>68006700
Based Aki will in die Luft fehen when he hears about this.
>>68020402
If he goes >for free next season, bayern paid approximately 90-100m € for him, given his contract, the transfer fee and his bonuses.
>>68020631
GOATSE jewing Buyern out of a transfer fee :), while still paying him millions to warm the bench
>>68017826
Nobody replied to my "Actors you could probably beat the living shit out of" thread with a Sheev image but people did reply to my "Movies you've only seen" thread with a "Out of the furnace" picture. I got tired of making Harry Potter breads and ran out of idead
>>68020736
Who cares, literally peanuts.
And I doubt he'll stay if they really want him out. Unless he's planning on ending his career after next year.
emily auf suiziduhr
>>68020826
are u sure?
Bazis literally on suicide watch
>>68019959
Yeah I don't get it either. Maybe Japanese people don't shower standing straight. I mean you'd have to be 1.50m for that shower to not appear strange
>>68019948
>>68020079
Good behaviour
The only transfers I care about:
>Lewandowski staying
>Gomez as back up striker
>Bale for 80mil
>maybe CR7
>shoo shoo Rafinha
Don't reply to me or my son's posts unless it's about these.
>>68020846
Yes
>>68020402
who writes this shit. This is even worse then Bild
>>68021022
read >>68019657
good morning
>>68021266
Bad morning.
>>68021266
>>68021323
good morning
>Sane's dad is friends and ex-teammates with Löw
JUSTICE FOR BRANDT
>>68021355
old news
>>68021355
Löw loves him some brown boipussi
>>68020402
>Bauern mad af
>buy best players from your competitior for a low price
>sell them schrott you picked up for free
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>68021894
>buy best players from your competitior for a low price
read>>68020712
zzzzzzzzzzz
>>68022787
Don't zzzzzzzzzzz this thread young lady!
don't tell me what do do!!!!
goodbye
Bayern BTFO
good bayern
AKTIONÄRE UNTER BEOBACHTUNG WEGEN SUIZIDGEFÄHRDUNG
>>68023312
*auf suiziduhr
>>68023322
hala maula
thank you based poseidon
who?
>>68023704
Some greek god who's responsible for water stuff
>>68023853
what did he do now?
Why do we always shit on Transfermarkt when /r/soccer is 100x as cancerous?
>>68023893
That Anon is probably referring to the current rains all over Germany
hi where are the bundas
Coach Sabre should train Augsburg
What are you doing?
>>68023913
>Poseidon
>responsible for rain
>das fühl wenn kein gf
>>68024191
none of your business
>>68024191
Leave me alone you creep
>>68024191
wordament
>>68024323
You like riddles and playing with words, huh?
>>68024355
Yes. Who doesn't?
>>68024213
ich kenne dieses fühl
>>68024191
...typing
>>68024371
My father
>>68024429
he's a slut
>>68024581
so is yer mum
mum, you are l-lewd
80e39baabf5d1b8702a2e69a22a2bf01a9776eba
belgium v finland
i'm not really watching
>>68025496
p-pls don't hack me friend
>>68025547
I would never do that
Denayer is a good name for a defender
>>68023895
never been there tßh
just drank a 5l keg of beer
good
>>68025692
Yes
>>68025951
that's silly but I keked nonetheless
>Gundam and Hummels leave
Okay.
>get 3 young and promising talents
Neat.
>buy Toprak and Rode for ~30mil
Please no.
>>68026074
toprak is one of the better CBs in the Buli and Rode could be a decent and versatile back-up. I don't get it how shareholders get so frustrated about these transfers.
>>68026074
Toprak and Rode are both better than Hummels and Gündogan, though
>>68026270
0/10
>>68026293
>
Hummels is very prone to mistakes, which was especially noticeable when he didn't have Sokratis as his backup. His defensive qualities are just enough for the Bundesliga but don't extend beyond that.
Gündogan is constantly injured, and hasn't had a good game in years.
Rode hat in seiner Karriere nix gerissen und wenn ich dann höre, dass der Typ eine CL Garantie haben will, nachdem er sich allein letzte Saison 2660 Minuten auf der Bayern Bank den Arsch platt gesessen hat, dann will ich den aber mal sowas von nicht.
Und wenn die Pro-Rode Leute sagen aber aber
>er ist ein kämpfer
>er ist hungrig
>er ist willenstark
lach ich mir einen Ast. Bevor das ein Kaufgrund wäre, sollte man sich erstmal fragen warum es den eigenen Spielern an sowas fehlt... anstatt 15 Millionen für Rode zu verblaßen. Was hat der bei Bayern gemacht? Ist gerannt wie ein Irrer. Sollen sie mich holen, das bekomme ich auch noch hin.
>>68026521
>Sollen sie mich holen, das bekomme ich auch noch hin.
haha, no
Rode ist gut, warts nur ab. In einem Jahr werden alle Aktionäre ihn lieben.
So is transfermarkt posting the new maymay? There could be some potential to it.
>>68026584
Der spielt drei Spiele am Stück und dann liegt er den Rest der Saison im Knappschaftskrankenhaus. Als der zu Bayern ist haben ihn die Frankfurt Fans beglückwünscht dass er nochmal dick Kasse machen kann vor der Frührente.
>>68026453
I think you have no idea what these two did for the build up play of Dortmund's game this last season.
There is no way that Toprak and Rode come anywhere close to that.
>>68026731
I agree that Gündogan and especially Hummels are good and even great build up players, respectively. You cannot substitute these kind of players one-to-one. Therefore, Tuchel will have to change his tactics. This was initiated by the purchases of Toprak and Rode, who are, imo, way better in terms of defending.
>>68026990
I can agree that both are better defenders in their respective position but I see a huge problem especially against deep defending opponents they will have to face in almost every Bundesliga game not against Bayern.
goodnight
>>68029828
Good morning
>>68029828
sweet dreams hans
Mew Robert accomplished more in BVB than Bayern
>>68031013
>won as many titles in half the time
>somehow "accomplished" less
>>68032271
Didn't even make it to cl finals LMAO
Reus should move to Atletico and replace Griezmann
gooooooooooooooooood morning
sick of this weather desu
>>68038908
yes me too
Hab ehrlich gesagt die Schnauze voll von Aki Watzke.
Der Typ gibt jede Woche ein Interview und haut irgendwelche dämlichen Versprechen raus wie
>keine Ausstiegsklauseln mehr
>drei Spieler werden uns diesen Sommer nicht verlassen
>Bayern muss Tief in die Tasche greifen für Hummels
>Mikhitaryan wird kein zweiter Lewandowski
und dann versucht er verzweifelt diese dämlichen Versprechen einzuhalten.
Wenn 35 Millionen für Hummels bezahlt werden und danach 15 Millionen für Rode
an die Bayern zurücküberwiesen werden, dann ist das Verarsche hoch 10. Das
Grenzt für mich an Bilanzfälschung.
Erinnert mich an das was sie mit Amoroso + Evanilson und dem AC Parma gemacht haben.
zzzzzzzzz
am i the only one who thinks gundogan is shit? He is no where near the level that man city should buy
>>68039809
He's good when he's fit, but his periods of fitness keep getting shorter.
>>68039809
>no where near the level that man city should buy
isn't that exactly the level they mostly have been buying tho? considering how much they've spent (although you'd probably have to factor in that teams won't sell to team under a certain ammount), the team is quite shite
>>68039851
yes i agree im just surprised they havent learnt
>Manchester City have signed Germany midfielder Ilkay Gundogan from Borussia Dortmund on a four-year deal.
>City have reportedly paid the Bundesliga side a fee of about £20m.
>>68038908
>>68039109
It's a plot by Putin to put us off. Stay strong, Hans und Fritz.
>>68039819
this, glass kneecaps
>>68039948
fuck off, daniel
>>68027069
>>68026990
this, how do you counter attack a bus parking team? van gaal every team to death
>>68039948
It's more the back injury. Those things never really go away, and have an effect on other parts of your body.
>>68025951
the joke is my bike right....?
>>68039959
Bundes teams won't be allowed to park their buses against Dortmund.
>>68039970
Sure why not
>>68020712
is he even a good shirt seller?
>>68039952
wrong flag mate
>>68039983
>Welches Trikot sich am Besten verkauft, wollte Jung nicht verraten. "Es gibt keinen, der herausragt, das spricht auch für die Mannschaft", sagte der Vorstand, der sich um Sponsoring, Markenführung und Merchandising kümmert. "Mario Götze zum Beispiel verkauft sich durch das WM-Tor zum Beispiel sehr stark, aber auch Xabi Alonso als Neuzugang und viele andere.
>Which shirt sells best, would not reveal Jung. "There are no protruding, which speaks well for the team," the board, who takes care of sponsorship, branding and merchandising said. "Mario Goetze for example sold by the World Cup goal, for example, very strong, but also Xabi Alonso as new business and many others.
http://www.tz.de/sport/fc-bayern/trikot-verkaeufe-fc-bayern-muenchen-knackt-millionen-marke-4448908.html
>>68039964
he should play with a back brace
>>68039938
i dont get it
>>68040006
daniel lives in australia now m8
t. daniel
>>68040020
fuck off, bruce
>>68039659
Rode is a better player than Hummlels.
>Ein Wechsel von Innenverteidiger Ömer Toprak von Bayer 04 Leverkusen zu Borussia Dortmund scheint immer unwahrscheinlicher. Als Alternative sollen die Westfalen indes Marc Bartra vom FC Barcelona ins Visier genommen haben. Der 25-Jährige ist dem Vernehmen nach mit seiner Situation bei den Katalanen unzufrieden, strebt einen Wechsel an.
>Bartra scheint dem bisherigen Wunschkandidaten Ömer Toprak in Dortmund den Rang abgelaufen zu haben. Zwar hatte Bayer-Sportdirektor Rudi Völler wiederholt angekündigt, bei einer gewissen Schmerzgrenze in Sachen Ablöse über einen Verkauf des Innenverteidigers nachzudenken, diese scheint der BVB mit seiner kolportierten 22 Mio.-Offerte jedoch unterboten zu haben. Im Raum steht eine geforderte Summe in Höhe von 25 Mio. Euro, die Verhandlungen sollen aktuell auf Eis liegen.
As much as I like Toprak as a player, 25mil seems way to expensive.
Why are Dortmund a bunch of cucks for a "big" club of their stature?
Execute all Germans.
Give it to me straight Hans' is Pulisic good?
>>68040336
>Bartra
AHAHAHAHA
>>68040516
Meh. Could be worse.
>>68040516
Nein
>>68040516
Too early to tell. But he's one of the bigger talents in the Buli right now.
>>68040528
You're lying to me
>>68040531
Fuck off you're not German
Any Hamburger here? D-do you think Wood will be good? Pls give me some hope bc our national team is shit
>>68040541
He was good at Aue desu. He should come back to Aue desu.
>>68040541
He's better than Lagossa and >Schipplock
>>68040541
You might as well ask who's the best American in the Buli
Imhofamalam its
>FabJo
>Pulisic near second
>gap
>Brooks
>gap
>Chandler
>Johansson but he hasnt played much
>gap
>Julian Meeme
>gap
>every other unknown
Where is the /bundesliga/ thread? This is /bundes/ not /bundesliga/
>>68039936
>Tuchel: Dnt worry bb I'll take you back if things dont work out
>>68040554
this is quite accurate tßh.
>>68040557
see here
>>68013815
>>68040554
>Julian Green
>playing in the Bundesliga
pick one
>>68040566
You're the worst poster here, pls off yourself
>>68040557
No this is /bundesu/ you fag
>>68040576
>LE FUGG LE GRIG XDDD :D :D XDDDDD
>>68040572
But isnt he still on loan with Ameriburger FC?
>>68040557
/bundesliga/ starts on 8/26
this is /samefagautist/
>STOP HAVING FUN!!!!!!!!!!111!!!
Denmark-Bosnia tomorrow in the Kirin Cup.
Starts at 9:00 (in the morning) and I have the day off work. I think I will get up around 8:30 and have a shower, then put the game on while I have breakfast and coffee.
Then see if it's interesting enough to keep watching.
>Kirin Cup
Good morning /bundes/
>>68040566
What this >>68040576 guy said. You're 50% responsible for killing bundes you cancerous twat.
>>68040691
execute all /bundes/ posters and wogs
>Plant der HSV die nächste Rückhol-Aktion nach Rafael van der Vaart (33) und Ivica Olic (35)? Nach „Goal“-Informationen ist Angreifer Paolo Guerrero (32) Gesprächsthema und mögliche Option für einen Wechsel nach Hamburg im Sommer. „Es ist richtig, dass wir über Paolo gesprochen haben. Aber es gab bislang noch keine tiefer gehenden Gespräche“, bestätigte Thomas Vogel, Berater des Peruaners, gegenüber dem Portal.
>>68040816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6MIBiVtYT8
hi hello my "friends"
execute all bavarians
good posts
>>68040626
Do you have any plants on your window sills?
>>68041216
Yes, but nothing edible. Going to my parents' place later today.
>>68041236
Okay
>>68041262
My parents have some decent stuff in their garden and also some good berries for a bit later in summer.
They're battling Spanish slugs at the moment.
>>68041288
I see. I'm battling fungus gnats at the moment
I have an apple tree, rhubarb and chives. They fight their own battles.
>>68041325
Yes
>>68041236
Hope you get hit by a car on your way.
>>68041315
No one cares.
>>68040590
no he plays 4th division, bayern amateurs, and that's his level
>>68041325
My parents have the same things. I make use of the chives often when I visit for potato, egg and tomato on rye
>>68041325
this >>68041354
>>68041342
I will be going by train.
>>68041421
The fix was in
should i make a new thread?
>>68041538
Yeah go for it
NEW THREAD
>>68041590
>>68041590
>>68041590
![Bastian-Schweinsteiger[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Mcljjjm.jpg "Bastian-Schweinsteiger[1]")
