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SL are trailing by 54 runs
I was promised the OP would be the Maxwell edit
FUCK you
>>67976461
fuck the threads that night were absolute bants
>Kikeal Cuck literally crying bitch tears
>>67976469
>Anonymous 05/30/16(Mon)11:58:06 No.67976469▶
>I was promised the OP would be the Maxwell edit
>FUCK you
who the fuck is maxwell?
>>67976469
I was on it m8
>>67976461
>making the thread 9 posts early
at least your OP pic isn't some shitty australian women's cricketer
>>67976475
Daniel recently pointed out that it was Ashes Thread #60
true pottery
>>67976482
find it in the archive for me
>>67976464
Hadlee was shit and got wickets because no one else on the team was good enough to take them.
Marshall and Holding were from le olden days
Akram has me seething
>>67976475
I remember waking up just in time for this and watching it convinced I was still asleep
>losing the ashes in a session
>ausfailia
>>67976469
KEK you are literally seething because no one else has EVER stolen your edit from /soc/ in eight months
>>67976493
i dont want to
>>67976501
>got wickets because no one else on the team was good enough to take them
>averaged 22
>better SR than McGrath
nearly had me
>>67976509
what? its a new edit
>>67976501
>Hadlee was shit
This is a CLASSIC krazycivilservant bait, do NOT respond to it.
debated going for this one as it was my only other /cric/ related photo and sums up this summer
>>67976516
>>67976528
My truthbombs shake you to your core, don't they
>>67976528
Where did this civil servant meme come from?
>>67976547
Because he lives in Canberra.
>Kimber's more of a case of a capable prose writer amongst a load of shit. Most writers of his calibre aim a lot higher than journalism. He's not that great, tons of his articles use the same cliched approach, particularly the end-of-career ones he does every now and then. The lack of ability within sports journalism amazes me sometimes, but I guess all the capable writers are elsewhere.
>I do. I'm a writer. You don't know me.
Based Daniel.
what is cricket's most consistent meme, /cric/?
Got tickets for the Pakistan test at Edgbaston lads
>>67976577
Do you think Brydon Coverdale is anything like his character on The Chase Australia?
>cook getting Finn on as much as possible so he can bat again and get his 10K
>>67976577
>spewing opinions about edgy metal
>no deadlines
>"a writer"
>>67976461
delete this
>>67976601
I had no idea he had a TV career.
Absolutely based.
based Herath
krazykrezja is absolutely seething right now
Daniel, you here m8?
How's your novel coming along?
>>67976635
Pretty good m8. It's a romance/espionage thriller.
I've named it "The Slav Who Spurned Me"
>>67976590
Going to be dire lad. I've got a ticket for the Pakistan ODI here and it will be a complete stomping
>>67976654
Based. Make sure you avoid using a heap of pretty standard cliches, otherwise you'll end up like mediocre writers like Jarrod Kimber.
Got tickets for the 7th and deciding ODI against Sri Lanka this summer lads
>>67976671
Why does NZC love ODI's so much? Saw >your schedule and >you have like 15 of them in 2017/18, kek
>>67976590
how nice of england to play pakistan on their home turf
reminder Poo Peeland's greatest cricketing rival is literally Sri Lanka
>Can I ask how old you are? I don't mean to cause offence but I swear everything you post on this sub is either ignorant, misinformed or an unpopular opinion.
Is /u/thehairyjavelin actually statscunt?
>>67976682
don't even get me started
this country is forever playing catch up with the rest of the world
>>67976682
Trying to capitalise on the World Cup I'd imagine
They used to be more of a test nation
>>67976671
Please no
I want to see Pakistan test and South Africa test
>tfw no good games in Wellington until March
Got tickets for the dark third's world arena tour 2016 lads
Got tickets to watch this pseudotripfag drama again tomorrow lads
>>67976705
Based. Save me a seat if you can
>>67976701
Sell outs tbqh
I preferred their earlier, rawer sound on the EP that was only ever released on the frontman's linkedin
>>67976698
Why are you in wellington now statscunt?
Got 4 spare tickets for the Australia vs England Rugby Test in Sydney lads. They're worth like $300 each but I'm too lazy to sell them. Anyone want them?
Got tickets to a train running me over and ending my suffering tomorrow lads
>>67976715
>Thanks to everyone who listened in to the 95bFM show, it'll be up as a podcast in the next few days for those who missed it.
>We also spent yesterday recording what will likely be our first single, which should surface in the coming weeks we hope.
What did they mean by this?
>>67976726
Daniel on Stuff.co.nz's hottest 100 watch
Got tickets to /r/cricket's social indoor cricket meetup game lads
Got tickets to a fancy restaurant where I intend to do a big poo lads
wicket fucking when
>>67976726
>posted a month ago
>neither of those things have happened
Get the fuck off reddit and sort out your priorities holy shit daniel
The future of aus/cric/ is looking bright
>>67976784
Based goosey
Sri Lanka will unironically win this
>gone for half an hour
>phone hasn't buzzed
>expect chandimeme to be on 140 and Herath to be on 0
>Herath has 32
Come on Cook we know you're desperate for the 10k but letting a literal marshmallow score runs is just ridiculous
>>67976806
/cric/ on elite opinions watch
Has there literally been one good Test series since 2014?
>>67976830
you are literally watching one
What the fuck is chandimal even doing
This is evidently their plan you idiot just smash it through the off side
>>67976830
The ashes are always good. I enjoyed Poo Peeland's golden age ending too.
Sri LELNKA
>>67976870
Daniel on Cricket Captain 2015 experience watch
what are the odds of chandimal getting out straight after the 100? he's been shitting himself on 99 I feel he's gonna relax and do something silly straight after
>>67976830
England/New Zealand
>tfw no qt Lankan gf
>>67976905
i had one in my first year at pooni. she had amazing tits
Jesus christ he was looking fine until 99
>>67976903
This
>he broke his helmet and threw his bat away celebrating
Fuck sake england I wanted to win by an innings
>>67976926
>not wanting based cookeh to get the record by smashing his first ball for six and winning the match at the same time
>empty ground
>in England
Test cricket truly on suicide watch
>another Muslim trying to take someone's head off
It never ends does it?
>>67976926
I know man, it sucks
>>67976941
>the north east
>england
sure m8
>>67976972
>England is only in London
kys my man
>>67976966
What's your endgame, meme irish test match fan?
>herath pulling woakes in front of square
what's going on
>>67976984
Cook wants that record. Today.
>>67976941
Wonder if they've actually considered reducing the fucking ticket prices.
My cousin is there today.
>>67976983
isnt he the english expat?
>>67976996
Apparently if you go today you get a free ticket to a meme20
What an insult
What's for lunch lads?
Every run Sri Lanka now score, England will have to chase down.
Just bought a pair of nice shoes lad
Cook (c)
Warner
Kohli
Roof
Chandimal (w)
Rahana
Woakes
Amir
Yasir
Broad
Hazlewood
>>67977091
what are you doing
i had to check this wasnt an American flag
>>67976996
Cricket Australia only just realised that was a good idea and reduced prices by almost 2/3 for this summer
>>67977091
Williamson on suicide watch. Also, Matthews.
>>67977091
Is this supposed to be a world XI? That's fucking dire lad
>>67977104
CA are literally the most progressive cricket board there is, by far
>>67977072
There are 16 other lads in here lad
>>67977106
KEK, Mathews doesn't get to carry drinks
>>67976996
Honestly most people probably didn't think it would go on this long. I was there on Saturday and thought it would be over by tea on sunday.
>>67977122
yfw its still going tomorrow
>>67977115
They were also charging nearly $90 per ticket at one stage
>>67976657
but handsome elite gun amir is going to absolutely fuck england's shit in at edgbston
>>67977130
which is standard in other sports
>>67977129
>Cook breaks 10,000 after a 300 ball stand with Compton for a partnership of 40
>>67977116
>There are 16 other lads in here lad
Haha xD (sorry for bad English) haha
>KEK, Mathews doesn't get to carry drinks
I just feel like it's too early to select Woakes.
>>67977115
Is Cricket Australia the progressive rock of cricket boards?
>>67977110
it's an elite gun xi based on raw quality
>>67977144
Maybe in poonion, I don't pay nearly that much for AFL games
>>67977148
I agree on Woakes, but Mathews is just "good" and should never be on a World XI
>>67977015
Correct
Just oiled my bat lads
>>67977106
williamson and matthews are meme players
i think my side side literally perfect
>mfw Sri lelnka obtain lead of 130
>Bowl england out for 120
Fuck sake england why do you do this
>>67977195
Williamson is the opposite of a meme. He's fucking autistic.
You also missed Steve "GOAT" Smith
Reminder that if you don't refresh cricket.com.au everyday in anticipation for the latest Andrew Ramsey article, YOU are a SEEEEEEEEEEEETHING casual peasant.
>>67977163
Am I that transparent? But you're correct, I don't attend poor peoples games.
>tfw going to be stuck in (rural) Cucktoria for a few months
Not sure how I'm going to cope being in a bogan jump state tbqh
>>67977209
They just hired a paki for a bowling consultant, just wait for the front-foot no balls to come out
>>67977216
steve smith can't play a ball that moves anywhere either in the air or off the pitch
>>67977217
Still digesting that last one tbqh
Got no money in my bank account, tried to shift some money around on friday but they said it would take till monday. However, they've flagged it as suspicious (sending 100 quid to an account in my own name) so won't go through till wednesday, got no food in and 0 money till wednesday. Should I offer to suck someone's willy for 50 quid?
>>67977234
He's one of the best players of spin in the world m8.
Stove's problem in the ashes was that his meme shuffle was inconsistent, so he had the wrong idea of where his off stump was and fished out at deliveries he should have left. That problem was addressed after the fourth test.
>>67977234
Literally every ball moves when you bowl you poofter
>>67977252
>He's one of the best players of spin in the world m8.
>0 (ZERO) hundreds in Asia
>>67977252
>problem was adressed after the 4th test
you mean when the series was dead and buried?
>>67977250
Yeah m8, buy a ticket and fly over
>>67977250
just go down to your local madrassa lad
>>67977261
Daily reminder that Kane got BTFO by Mitchell Marsh and Jackson Bird
>>67977261
>played in Asia as a fucking terrible allrounder
Wait for the Indian tour. Stove will score a double century in the second innings while Voges carries his bat through both innings and you will LITERALLY neck yourself
>>67977280
>and you will LITERALLY neck yourself again
FTFY
That already happened in February
>>67977274
>changing the subject
KEK
>>67977280
He literally already had one tour of India as a specialist batsman and flopped miserably. Kek. Kane got the hundy in literally his first go.
>Vogecocksucker
>doing anything apart from letting the tailenders hog the strike
KEK
you now remember this series of events:
>Voges becomes the new Bradman
>fan submitted (read: statscunt) article on cricinfo LITERALLY seething at how Voges dared to average above 60
>statscunt goes into the locked ward after having a nervous breakdown
If you don't rate root then you seriously have brain damage or something
>>67977307
Reminder Voges' averages twice as much as Kane
Reminder GOATges' spanking of the Poo Peeland side caused >your greatest ever batsman to give up on life
>>67977307
I didn't change any subject because I wasn't the guy you were talking to. I just wanted to remind you of that
>He literally already had one tour of India as a specialist batsman and flopped miserably
umm what? He played two(2) games and was arguably the only played who came away from that series with his reputation enhanced
Once again you are exposed as a seething fucking casual.
>steve smith is the best batsman in the world
i can't tell if it's shitposting, delusion or just plain retardation anymore
>unironically giving herath a test 50 in England
I seriously hope this isn't the universe I'm living in.
>>67977328
Yep, and in those two (2) games, he failed to score a single hundred. Which proves my point.
Is literacy not a requirement to work as a civil servant?
>>67977327
At the end of the day, you're still a friendless faggot who was intimidated by a gate who WILL roast alive in a bushfire this year.
>>67977336
Aww, did GOATven GODth fuck your missus?
>b-but the rankings don't count :(
YOU are literally furious
>>67977318
I consider Root to be the best current batsman across all formats. Talking tests alone I'd say Kane desu.
>>67977365
>I consider Root to be the best current batsman across all formats.
He is great in Tests but only good in ODI and T20.
Warner is clearly the best batsman across 3 formats. Followed by de Villiers and then Smith.
>>67977365
BUT MUH RANKINGS MUH STATS
see >>67977353
>>67977380
Except Root has achieved fucking nothing in pyjama cricket if we're talking across formats.
Smith carried his nation to a World Cup win.
>>67977365
the kane meme is over after he was ruthlessly btfo by GOATstralia in his own conditions
>>67977353
No one rates Smoth outside of
Australia lad, fucking deal with it.
>>67977252
yeah well regardless he's too ugly to be in a side of handsome strong guns sorry, we'll let hazlewood off
>>67977413
Nah I still rate him. Give him a few tests against the Windies to statpad. He didn't get that luxury last year and still kept himself up.
>>67977414
Nobody likes Australian cricketers outside of Australia, that's how it's always been, I think they feed off it. I rate Smith higher than Kohli and I get eaten alive for it in Trinidad.
>>67977414
>Smith is a homebabby because I s-said so
One of the weakest memes. Averages atleast 40 everywhere he has played.
>>67977443
oh and warner too
jesus whats with you aussies sort it out
just imagine how much confidence this could give herath's bowling
i semi-ironically think england will lose
>>67977451
>He didn't get that luxury last year and still kept himself up.
...
...
...
How fresh are you? NZC hosts Sri Lanka literally every year so he can do that. He averages like 300 against the might of Bangladesh, Sri Lanka and Windies
>>67977453
>in NZ 131
>in WI 141.5
christ.
>averages 93 v india
btfo
>england might not win this test match today
kek
>>67977493
you
can someone post voges average against WI please. I want to feel statscunt seething rage
>>67977502
still applies, if they can't get herath out for ages >we could struggle to get the rest out, if they can bat till tea they've got a good chance of taking it to the 5th day
BASED JIMMY ANDERSON
what's your favourite method of dismissal lads
personally, i find it to be oddly aesthetically pleasing when round arm off breakers or othordox left armer achieve lbw against left handers and right handers respectively, like swann's lbw dismissal to left handers with all that drift just use to make me just quiver in my pant's a little bit every time
that said, i'm not sure i could say i prefer all this to a simon doull to nasser hussein tier fast legbreak
>>67977561
Outswinger that starts leg, squares them up and bowls them
>>67977472
It'd be a call back to the old days if they did
>>67977453
Yeah, yeah we've heard it all before krazykucka;
>GRRRR ME DUMB BOGAN, STRAYA BEST, ONLY STRAYA PLAYERS GOOD, ENGLAND A SHIT
>>67977572
Harris_to_Cook.webm
>>67977572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYT6HaV15mo
there's also something pretty about a nick to slip, man cricket is so /art/
>>67977561
Clean bowled via swing.
>>67977561
chopping on playing a shit cut shot or hit wicket.
Love the despondency in the batsman's face after either one.
>>67977584
not quite, RH to RH over the wicket.
>>67977561
I used to be that cunt that mankadded in under 10s
As a leg spinner, there was nothing better than a good stumping. Outside edges to slips were always nice, but goddamn it felt good to outwit a bloke trying to belt you for a six.
Penis time
>>67977590
No, fuck edges. They involve competent catches behind the stumps
>>67977614
But gay lad
>>67977610
I bowled legspinners, but my keeper was so shit he used to stand back to me. literally couldn't pick my googly and didn't have the footwork to get to my hard spun legspinner so had to give himself room. got 2 cunts stumped a season on average just because of how hard some people tried to slog someone just because their a spinner, literally halfway down the track way past a ball
>>67977591
that was my favourite too when i was 12 m8
>>67977622
>butt gay
this is a sangakarra tier innings, good job we won't get umpball but you just know this doofus eranga is gonna get out to jimmy any minute
>>67977610
>throw faster one down leg
>outwit
m8. Its now outwitting if they are just swinging, its just executing the delivery
>>67977635
Gotta have a code with the keeper lad
If I scratched my head it was the google while digging in my mark was a slider
>>67977610
yeah shit a stumping to a spinner is defo high tier as long as it's not a number 10 going for a slog or something
>>67977662
I was a regular Shane Warne lad, you have NO IDEA the amount of complex calculations that would go into each ball
Objective World Test XI:
>Warner
>Cock
>Kane
>Poot
>Smith
>de Villiers
>de Kock (wk)
>Starc
>Bread
>Hazlewood
>Shah
Objective World ODI XI:
>Warner
>de Kock (wk)
>Kohli
>Smith
>de Villiers
>Maxwell
>Faulkner
>Starc
>Amir
>"The Fizz"
>Tahir
>>67976461
5-0 cunt
Personally I find spinners not that hard to pick. They usually change a lot of things in their delivery stride, so even if your advancing, its just a case of dropping your bat dead on it.
There are some leggies out there with genuinly hard balls to pick, but then you can start reading more into the line of the delivery and covering it with your pad.
Offies are usually the worst culprit, especially after you belt them. If they look like an angry cunt, you know the next ball is going to be darted at your legs
>>67977711
>de Kock
?
>Maxwell
>Fuckner
Maybe two years ago
>>67977675
I didn't have enough variation to bother desu, my whole thing was being able to have a massive legspinning stock ball. odd googly that fucked the keeper, and I had a topspinner that I used to be able to make bounce like a tennis ball but the keeper was so shit for that team I had to stop using it even when he was stood back. thinking about it that entire team was really odd, me and the guy I opened the batting with played for yorkshire juniors and the others are barelly good enough for 2nd XI cricket in their 20s
>>67977711
>abdv at 6
neck yourself laddie. Kane is better down the order then him, he only bats so high because of Poo Peeland Ltd.
>>67977740
le Cock is elite in pyjama. he sort of defaults it in Test by being the only good keeper-batsman around atm (Chandimal will literally give up the gloves next game)
no idea why you're questioning Maxwell. he was elite at the start of the year and only failed in the one series against PP. Fuckner I guess has been shit for awhile but he is still the best pyjama allrounder. not like MMarsh is better (yet)
>>67977752
pure autism. Kane is an elite 3
>>67977711
Cook
Vijay
Williamson
Kohli
Root
Stokes
Chandimal
Shah
Broad
Steyn
Anderson
The wicket is good
>>67977805
I unironically rate Hastings and Stokes above Fuckner.
Maxwell literally had one good innings and did jack shit in every other game.
>>67977711
amir is twice the cricketer starc is and should be in tests, he's an absolute gun and this will be fully realized soon, sorry you lack the intuition
>>67977876
ebin
>>67977353
>see this post
>poo peeland stops posting
kek
KEK
Did the mean ausGODS bully poo peeland away again?
>>67977881
No one knows how Amir will hold up in tests after incarceration. If he had a normal career, I'd agree with you but he's bound to have lost form.
Starc is fucking elite and will go down as one of the best bowlers of the decade.
>>67977881
He hasnt even played a Test match in 6 (six) years. That's a logical fallacy if ever I've seen one
Name on, t. British Pakistani
>>67977353
>more pakistanis in a batting ranking than poms and poolanders
Kek
>>67977888
Do you want a cup of tea lad ?
>>67977917
I think most teams would have lots of batsmen in the top 10 if they played on the roads of the UAE for most test matches
>>67977598
>17 dings
He's out LEL
>>67977917
tfw no West Indies
Over by the end of the day
>>67977903
it doesn't matter, bowling isn't really rocket science, you're kinda either good at it or you're not, not like he's not been practising. he showed enough in the one day matches against new zealand to show he's gonna come back and be seriously good, just like he was when he was just 17, if not better.
Nice ball from Broady.
Aleem's had a dodgy pie. Kek.
>>67977953
name ON, Abdul
Imagine if shit lanka had actually tried in the second day
Aleem Dar on trying to not shit himself watch
>>67977880
>I unironically rate Hastings and Stokes
3/10 b8 m8
pick better players next time
>Now then, I've never seen this before. Umpire Aleem Dar isn't feeling well and has left the field. His place will be taken by third umpire (and star of DRS reviews) Rod Tucker, with fourth umpire David Millns promoted to the third seat.
kek
Sick of the weather?
Based Mo
Will Christianity ever recover?
>>67977964
Don't joke about ibs mate
>>67977960
just wait till next month
hales and vince, probs even cook will barely last 3 balls against him
screencap this
Aleem Ltd.
It can be hard getting paid to stand still all day
>>67977995
I have mild IBS mate so if you could stop triggering me by assuming things about the jokes i'm making that would be swell you jumped up little paddy eoin
Moeen for late callup to the Euros.
yfw Cock still doesnt get 10000
>>67977998
shouldn't you be umpiring, Aleem?
>>67977985
It's not like Fuckner is the gold standard either
sri lanka are tanking/matchfixing
>>67978006
I'm the same mate that's why I said don't joke about poor aleem
>>67978013
>yfw Cock still doesnt get 10000
Honestly must be embarrassing having to do that
I've got a properly weak bladder and I hate having to break doing things to go for a piss.
>>67978014
>Fuckner was MotM in the CWC final literally lastyear
>meanwhile Stokes went 6,6,6,6
>meanwhile Hastings is a literal jobber and is unlikely to ever play for Aus again
or if you prefer i could pull their numbers in which case Fuckner is again the clear winner
>>67978023
aleem is just a curry monster lad one too many vindaloos last night nothing to do with IBS
>There are fewer people at the ground than the imaginary characters in my head..
Christ is it worse than the NZ Test?
why are aussie posters here so hostile and bias and unlikeable. your team is fucking ugly kek
>>67978073
im paid by CA to shill on a chinese imageboard
>>67978035
>last year
He's been absolute trash since the world cup
>>67978073
Honestly feel the same.
It is rare as fuck to get ANY Australian cricket fan to admit to a player from another country being good, and the team and community itself is hypocritical as all fuck which is excused with the PLAY TO WIN mentality which apparently isn't alright for other countries to do. Why I can't support them desu.
>>67978028
I interrupted a funeral to go for a piss once.
Honestly felt like killing myself.
Finally it's ogre
>>67978116
t. Australian indian
>>67978116
Completely agreed
Ausfailian Cucket Bogans ruined this sport for me and I now support Afghanistan
>>67978119
At least you'd fit in there if you did
I'm still worried SL could win this
Just remember Australia got bowled about for , what what is, fifty something??
LELKEK
alright game in the end
>>67978132
you're now aware that australia would legit lose to aghanistan away
>>67978116
>literally no one arguing that Root is GOAT or that Yasir is the best spinner etc
>U R BIAS FAGS :(((
No peeking, how many 6's has Cook scored in his 127 test matches?
Replaying Pokemon Black/White.
Fuck me, why does it feel like it was the last one to have any effort put into it? Gen 6 was a complete blunder content wise.
>>67978152
After UNIRONICALLY losing to Zimbabwe, it's possible
>>67978172
Elite Gamer Tip: Pokemon was an inferior knock-off of Shin Megami Tensei
Download SMT IV right now goosey
>>67978172
just play black 2, sequels are much better
i'm playing heart gold atm
>>67978172
Tried playing Pokemon on my phone recently. It's a bit shit really, don't know how I played it so much as a kid.
>>67978152
Daily reminder that Ausfailia
>lost to Zimbabwe
>10/48
>10/60
>whitewashed by India
>whitewashed by Pakistan
Shapoor>Starc
Dawlat>Hazlewood
Rambo>Pattinson
Shahzad>Warner
Stanikzai>Smith
Zahir>Lyon
>>67976896
Do you think that is a trap?
>>67978194
lol look at this fucking normie
you probs played shitty gen 1
>>67978210
I played Blue as a kid, rocking the Bulbasaur.
Tried Soul Silver, got bored.
>>67978196
Based Krazypaki
>>67978189
But I already do have SMT IV.
Kind of stopped playing it after getting the Neutral route.
>>67978193
Already have, in fact competed the Pokedex on it.
>>67978216
gen 2 remakes are goat get out
>>67978171
>>67978206
both wrong (but youll get it right if you cooperate)
>herath opening the bowling to cuck, an excellent player of spin who's shitting himself because he needs 5 runs for 10K and has played their seamers awfully so far this series
wtf
>>67978223
AfGOATistanis =/= Paki Punjabi human filth. But yeah their Pashtuns are cool
>>67978236
37
>>67978239
>>67978262
3+7 = 10
meaning that when/if he reaches 10k, 0.1% will be from sixes.
>>67978290
Why be fancy when you can be efficient
Congrats cook
>>67978301
Based cookie
you can tell that cook treats his batting like a science, it's not pretty but it's effective
COOK
O
O
K
>>67978309
>inb4 muh blocking
>>67978204
Fuck off faggot.
>stokes hanging out in his pants on the balcony
northern lads are the best.
You can do it cookie
>>67978323
>he probably will have pie for tea, with extra gravy
fresh memes from twitter lads
>>67978360
>meat pies
Want some now lad
>>67978323
>Northern
He's from Poo Peeland, isn't he?
Herath's a big guy.
>>67978229
Based goosey, I should have known you'd have good taste lad. Played Strange Journey? That's the best SMT and one of the best games ever made
>>67978408
Born there, raised in the north though and has a northern accent.
>>67978395
Literally SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING, lad.
>>67978408
Yeah. But he went to school in Cumbria from when he was about 10. My ex's brother went to school with him.
I'd be embarrassed to have Cook as my nation's highest run scorer tbqh.
He's a good player, but not much more than good. Hopefully Root will overtake him.
>>67978445
Not goosey, but I did import it.
Why did it never come out over here?
>>67978459
my uncle's dog's sister's cousin's friend steve says your full of shit lad
>>67978472
It bombed hard. Altus also fucked up the OST that came with it and had to replace all the CDs, which cost a shitload. It became too expensive to justify selling a whole 20k copies here.
>>67978119
Last year I was at a funeral and the guy who sat next to me kept looking around. He waited for it to start and 15 minutes into the service he gets up and anounces that he's at the wrong funeral.
bloke in front of me at the drive through is taking ages to order lads, I'm fuckin seething
tfw balding
>>67978498
Madman
>>67978473
He went to Cockermouth high school, so did her brother. I didn't say they were mates or anything. Different years.
>>67978445
i'm gonna download this now desu
>>67978516
>tfw luscious locks
>>67978528
Good stuff lad.
It can be hard as balls, but you never need to grind if you fuse properly
Just had some nice food lads
>>67978522
>Cockermouth
>Cuckfield
How do you even get these fucking names?
Post your face when the only TRUE white cricket nation wins da test
>>67978577
It's known locally as knobagob, apparently.
>>67978577
What did you have
>>67978608
New Zealand?
Everyone else has curries
>>67978323
Based Stokes.
>>67978570
What did you have lad
>>67978628
>lrplel
>white
>>67978628
Originally full of non whites until British went over
Reminder that Durham's Elite Scott Borthwick got a 5-fer and is about to make a double century in the same match (unless he runs out of partners) and there is literally no reason he shouldn't be England's next no 3.
>The Breakdown on Sky Sports
>it ain't me starts playing
>>67978685
poor mans Stove
>>67978650
Din Tai Fung. I had dumplings and some spicy noodles.
>>67978695
Statscunt posted this
who /fat/ here
i eat because i'm unhappy, i'm unhappy because i eat
>>67978731
i cant tell the difference between statsbitch and daniel unless statscunt starts sperging out at KuntyKucka
>>67978760
Statscunt goes on /tv/
He also has other tells, but if I reveal them he will alter his posting style.
I have photographic memory and can identify posts by EVERY poosonality on /cric/
>>67978784
>I have photographic memory
you know this doesn't actually exist, right? Atleast not in the way it is propagated in mass media
*plrrrp* ohhhh Christ lads I'm about to let out a big whoppa *foooorrrrwwwwpp* oh no I'm gonna wake up the wife's son with this rippa lads uh uh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *fbbbbllllaaaarrrssshhhtttttpppppp* ahhhh that's better. Good thing the little tacker didn't wake up, there that woulda been a right feud, there.
>>67976524
Please remove shoop
>>67978754
Eat healthier. There are lots of tasty healthy quick dishes out there.
Check the internet, it might have some info
>>67978801
Yeah. My memory is excellent though and I can read things I've seen in my head months later.
>>67978822
To what extent? If you read a page out of a book could you recite that page months later word for word?
>>67978784
Literally no one can identify my posts on /cric/ you fucking autist. I bet even if you look through the archives you WILL NEVER be able to figure out which post is mine.
>>67978718
I'm sure it was tasty. Sounds like a foot disease though.
>>67978850
Not exactly. If I read pages a few times, I know exactly how it looks on the page. I remember stuff like the shape of the paragraphs and sentences, and I just paste sentences I remember into that
>>67978172
Replaying Diamond myself lad
Gen 6 was a complete shit show
X/Y was good but it needed that Z to tie up the gen and fix the shortcomings. ORAS was shit. The difficulty was shit. Sun/Moon gonna be shit but I'll be playing it anyways.
>>67978754
former fatty here
it literally takes no effort to lose weight
>>67978899
sounds cool, but I want some proof of this. describe all the posting habits of any /cric/ poosonality
>Hales
Why are Australian and New Zealand posters obsessed with poo?
>>67978926
>alex fails
>>67978930
Poo Peeland was LITERALLY created by a giant poo in the pacific
same thing as Iceland
>Alex bails when it gets too hot in the kitchen
>>67978900
nah mate sun/moon are gonna be pokemon's glorious revival
>>67978918
That will just make them change it though. I've posted about KrazyKrejza's before, but I don't know if you saw that or not. Gatecuck tends to not capitalise the first word of his paragraphs, but otherwise behaves just like KrazyKrejza, causing Daniel and Statscunt to often confuse the two.
>>67978993
do (you) have a poosonality?
>>67979006
No.
>>67979006
No but I have one : D
>>67978784
not me
;-)
>Cook-Compton
RR confirmed for going under 1
I hope Compton doesn't shit the bed
>>67978974
Idk. The owl is at least something worth looking forward to. Even if that flops I have muh Persona 5 which is all I wanted this year, esp after the failure that was SFV.
>>67978993
This post.
This post right here exemplifies the autistic nature of Australian shitposting on /sp/. Its attention to completely asinine detail is truly a shame to behold, and symbolises the uniqueness of Australian shitposting in comparison to everyone else.
I blame it on the island isolation desu. It's just incestuous.
>>67979051
Persona is fucking trash past Eternal Punishment m8
>>67979065
I have really shit taste love.
>>67979051
Do you even have vidya stores in the Caribbean?
any games to recommend /cric/?
late night /cric/ got me into witcher 3 and that was elite as fuck. more recommendations?
>>67979056
I actually love it tbqh
>>67979087
XCOM 2 is the GOTY
Total War Warhammer is also pretty fun, as is Stellaris
Haven't played a whole lot recently tbqh
>>67979087
Play CS:GO if you want to ruin your life, I already did it.
>>67979087
Total annihaliton
Adventure bar story is comfy af if you have a 3ds too
EXPLAIN THIS ONE LADS
>if the ball is JUST clipping the stumps, the umpire's original decision of NOT OUT is NOT overturned
>if the ball is JUST missing the stumps, the umpire's original decision of OUT is overturned
WHY
>>67979077
Good bit as of recent. 5 years ago there weren't many in Trinidad at least.
15-20 years ago the arcade scene was dominant. Grew up on sft. Too bad that died.
>>67979070
I know. I've seen your steam profile, Michael
>>67978784
memorycunt on elite muscular pseudotripfagalert watch
Who is the master of the leave, /cric/?
>>67979140
Glenn Maxwell
>>67979111
>>67979114
thanks
>>67979112
been there done that with cod4. literally pissed my mid-teens away playing that game "competitively"
>>67979140
used to be punter.
the way he'd thrust his front pad out and raise the bat like an executioner and/or someone chopping up logs was a thing of beauty.
>>67979087
This might get some >(You)s but get into Overwatch. It's a shit load of fun especially with friends. Been playing it a fuck lot last week. Felt nice that a good game released on my birthday.
If not, Earthbound, Persona 4 or any LoZ game desu.
>>67979140
chris martin
>>67979140
trescothick's wife
>>67979160
not judging the game but i hate weeb shit m8
>>67979162
We're talking about deliberate leaves m8
>>67979124
It's proper retarded, I know. It's out but not out enough to count. That sounds so stupid if you think about it.
>>67979124
The review system shows where the ball would go based on mathematical calculations
In real life, a ball showing to be clipping the stumps could have been missing
>>67979140
Phillip Joel Hughes
>>67979129
Are you the same memory cunt ITT? P impressive desu.
>>67979179
Earthbound isn't very weeb, Persona 4 is and I find it genuinely offensive
>>67979187
man tho imagine how much it would help out the bowlers, they'd review everything, you could expect significantly lower average scores, they wanna keep the game firmly in the batter's favour it seems
>>67979148
I've never tried to play games competitively so I've always been relatively happy playing them. CS:GO is a whole different story though.
>>67979196
Yep.
>>67979189
did you EVEN READ MY POST god damn
so, why is a ball just missing OVERTURNED when IT 'COULD BE' hitting, as you say
>>67979148
>another cod4 friend who played a fuck ton during youth
I like you. MP5 best gun.
Memoryboi, do you know about me?
>>67979216
cs:go is a competitive game though, no?
I remember when I played cod4 there was also a css/cs1.6 community so I just assumed that transferred to csgo
by 'competitive' I mean we played with mods that made the game more skill based and in teams. it was fun I i just burned too much time on it
>>67979251
I remember your reddit name.
>>67979175
lel
>>67979246
we played on promod so there was basically only three guns used (47, 74u and sniper)
all other guns were memes
>wasting time playing cod instead of Halo 3 with the lads
losers
>>67979256
>>67979256
I thought no one discovered his reddit except for statsbitch and myself. Go on then, what was his lebbit username? No harm in saying it now because he deleted it anyway.
>>67979255
CS:GO is pretty competitive but there's way too much hacking so that kind of ruins it.
I used to play a lot bf3 and cod4 as well but I just used to fuck around in those games.
>>67979256
Impressive stuff
>>67979288
>tfw first Halo game I played was 4
Never likes it after that tbẖ.
>>67979292
Daniel found it too. I'm not going to say it, but I found it after he posted his photography from some holiday on here.
>>67979288
>console fag
LMAO
>>67979303
I played like 10 minutes of Halo 2 and got bored of it. never been into futuristic shit
>>67979240
With missing the margin of error would not allow the ball to hit the stumps whatsoever, i.e the chance it would hit is near impossible
If the ball is clipping the benefit of the doubt goes to the ump since the chance of a hit or miss in real life have equal or similar probabilities
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3616389/Toddler-sexual-urges-body-hair-diagnosed-bizarre-early-puberty-condition.html
what the fuck india
>>67979320
Kek, are you the guy who asked if I post on "4chan's /p/" on some post of mine?
>>67979303
>tfw Halo 4 came out on the day I finished year 12 exams
>rushed home to play it
>it was fucking horrible
5's good though
>>67979272
M40A3 is the best sniper in the cod series. Granted I haven't touched the series since mw3.
>>67979288
>tfw no console growing up
>friends all played Halo 3 and told me stories
>still jelly
Cod4 was still fun tho.
>>67979338
what
how on earth does it make any difference at all whether we're talking about a ball missing by a centimetre or a a centimetre of the ball hitting the stumps
>>67979344
Nah, I don't actually use reddit myself. We did have a conversation about this on the day Daniel announced his /cric/ retirement and you thanked him for not doxxing you.
>>67979355
>he played Cod after w@w
lad every game after that was a console shitpile
>>67979339
rape capital of the world for a reason
>>67979355
>had a pc rig that could play cod4
>didnt have a console
odd because consoles are for Normans who don't have the interest/money in maintaining a rig capable of playing games and are generally much cheaper than PC's
>>67979373
Oh ok, I vaguely remember that. Daniel never really confirmed if he knew my reddit account until later so I always thought that it was only statschink and krazykrejza who knew it.
England are going to win this lads
>>67979422
The only way to get a console back then was either going to North America or paying exorbitant prices down here. I played cod4 at 480p low textures low everything on our prebuilt HP desktop. It was pretty cheap. I did have a DS and a PS2 though, but the DS broke and the latter was fairly outdated in 2010.
>>67979422
Normans haven't existed for hundreds of years lad, how could they have consoles.
>>67979516
risky prediction
>>67979516
I was worried it was going to be another Calcutta 01...
shame Cook didn't get 50 though
If I was Cook, I'd be pissed off that Compton didn't put me on strike then so I could get my half-century.
>>67979574
he's just got 10K runs and a series win I don't think he cares
Why is Reddit so annoyingly positive all the time, /cric/?Is it in fear of being bombed by the dreaded downboats?
>>67979606
Yeah, he's probably not as selfish as myself.Hopefully he can get back to scoring runs now this proverbial monkey if off of his back.
In love with this meera chick from game of thrones lads
>>67979609
Yes, Krazykrejza and Danny's truth bombs always get downvoted a lot so everyone's scared to voice their opinions.
>>67979609
Yes. Opposing the status quo is greeted with hostility. I avoid the comments but the content is usually good.
>>67979609
literally that
pic related
>>67979369
With missing, the ball only has one direction of movement it could have gone in to hit the stumps, e.g the ball shown to be going over the stumps could have only been slightly less uppish and nothing else. Missing is the most likely outcome here by some distance.
Whereas with the ball clipping the stumps, hitting and missing both come into the equation. The ball could have gone further in ANY direction to hit or miss in a real life situatiion, so there is no or very little weighting towards missing or hitting, The benefit of the doubt therefore goes to the ump.
>>67979640
>I avoid the comments
Are you the weaboo trinidad lad or some other guy from /carib/?
there there
let down
reckoner
present tense
pyramid song
reckoner
how to disappear completely
weird fishes/arpeggi
idioteque
decks dark
Can't wait till >we BTFO the pakis and become the best cricket team again
>>67979700
Radiohead is GOAT.
National Anthem, Life in a Glasshouse, and Paranoid Android should be there though.
>>67979722
Still not over >us getting umpballed in the first test in the UAE.Want revenge.
>>67979700
burn the witch
pyramid song
life in a glass house
paranoid android
the national anthem
morning bell (amnesiac)
jigsaw falling into place
kid a
optimistic
no surprises
>>67979722
but their bowling is pretty good though tbqh laddie
>>67979722
India might unironically become no1 in the rankings because they have a gorillion games at home
>>67979765
but their batting is entirely orientated around misbah and younis. You crack them and they're sri lanka tier
>>67979791
combined those guys are older than Walder Frey
>>67979763
>burn the witch
It's a decent track but kind of ruins the rest of the album.
No surprises just feels like a very typical pop song.
Rest of the stuff is excellent though.
>>67979768
i suspect india are actually a good side atm, nobody can really beat them at home and they actually had close matches in SA and australia, overall they're probs a better side than australia cause aus were just awful in india and pakistan. big, strong sexy england are the best side tho
>>67979835
>and they actually had close matches in SA and australia
[citation needed]
>>67979827
no surprises subverts normal pop tropes, which is why I like it
burn the witch doesn't fit the album, I'd agree. It's a great song though and easily my favourite of the bunch
>>67979791
Even then PK's batting as a whole has more experience than the rebuilding SL team. Hell, Hafeez could fire in the series too
who here /WA/ ?
hours without the Least Coast are best hours
>>67979863
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-india-2014-15/engine/series/754713.html
looks pretty competitive to me m8
much better than your showings in india and pak
and their first test match in south africa last time was close, they kinda fell away after that, but they'll win in SA next time tho cause SA cricket is kill
>>67979940
the australian team has changed completely tbf
>>67979791
england's batting isn't all that either though
amir will run through them at times book it
>>67979960
genuinely beginning to wonder if you're paki mate
>>67979940
but its the same aussie team that couldn't play the swinging ball in england, i don't see any reason why they would have learned to play the spinning ball
inb4 new zealand they were flat tracks
>>67979992
no they weren't, the australian bowlers were shitting swing
>>67980010
dont bother lad
they're about to go through another two decades without winning the ashes. No need to twist the knife
>8-0 up in the super series
>>67979979
nah m8 i just give credit where its due, look at his bowling in pyjama cricket from this year, he's a left arm swing bowler who swings it late as fuck both ways at 145 k +, england will have no answer at times
>>67980080
ironically they just made the irrelevant bi-lateral odi's even more irrelevant
>>67980115
He hasn't played tests for years though, who knows how he's going to handle it
>>67980080
>super series
Andrew Ramsey on suicide watch
>60
>>67980171
i don't really see why that matters. test cricket is actually quite a forgiving format in this regard, it rewards raw quality and he will have time to settle
>>67980050
>haven't won an ashes series in england since 2002
it's getting up to two decades for you lads not winning a series here, gonna have to do it soon
>>67980222
literally the next one in england mate
Australia has the greatest bowling lineup of all time in the works
>>67980242
but why were starc and hazlewood not all that good last time in england mate
>>67980242
the ones that did nothing on the last tour? kek
>in 2013 pattinson was going to btfo us and he did fuck all
>in 2015 starc and hazelwood where gonna btfo us, did nothing
>>67980261
Starc was, Hazlewood had a shit line and length, but he's tightened that up after the Adelaide day night meme
>>67980242
>M. Marsh
>Bitchwide
The Four Horseman are
>Starc
>HazelGOD
>Pattinson
>Cummins
Literally unstoppable when all are fit
>>67980270
you're fucking retarded if you think Australia didn't bowl well in England, Starc especially.
England were always getting out for low scores, it was just >our batting that let the side down
>>67980282
I know, it's the closest image I could find
MMarsh is far from bad though
>>67980282
>starc is shit in red ball cricket
>hazelwood is a poor man's hilfenhaus
>pattinson has lost pace since being permanently injured
>cummins is fit for a couple of meme20 games every now and then
>>67980316
>>starc is shit in red ball cricket
>>hazelwood is a poor man's hilfenhaus
kek
>>67980316
None of them are even 28
>Cummins is only 23
How old are Broad and Anderson?
>>67980298
starc averaged over 30
for a fast bowler in england over 5 matches, that is pretty shit
hazlewood averaged 25 but he just ever seemed particularly effective
>>67980357
bread is 29, anderson 33
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG4gUA7t0Jw
reminder that the aus team is ugly as fuck and unlikeable
between siddle, lyon, smith, hazlewood, warner and mitchell marsh australia really does have an impressive haul of ugly
>>67980620
it's a bit sickening desu, they should just put them down
>>67980636
even johnson and starc are pretty ugly, more like caricatures of handsome men with overgrown features
>>67980675
johnson's alright but starc is ugly af with his acne scars, poor bastard just wanted some spot cream for his birthday
>>67980747
haha, oh wow.
>>67980675
>>67980747
Starc looks okay from a distance, until you see the acne scars as you get closer
>>67980818
why is your team so ugly mate
>>67976601
Did he used to play /cric/?
Anyway, Aussie Chase is second best behind the Bongland original. Your presenter is actually on a par with Brad.
[spoiler]NGL, Issa does it for me. He's just enough of a twink without being full-on[/spoiler]
Listening to the Somerset - Surrey game on the radio lads, Surrey are shit for not killing this game off.
i'm watching prince gasquet batter some ugly chink manlet while eating a delicious curry provided for me by the hard labour of a minimum wage brown spice god
good day for the white man all round
>>67981151
weeey based Somerset
>>67981151
Is Allah's very own Zafar Ansari playing or is he injured again?
>10,000 runs for A.Cock
shame 9 out of 10 people you ask in the street won't have a clue who he is
Is Rangana Herath related to The Wraith (1986) staring Charlie Sheen and Randy Quaid?
>>67982882
>(You)
>>67985392
Lets face it no one cares about Test cricket. The crowds are shit, the TV ratings are shit, and no one wants to watch a 30 hour match. This is why no one attends the Sheffield Shield. Because watching a 24-hour game spread over 4 days is boring as bat shit.
Can you imagine if T20 was the only form of the game for 150 years and someone said:
"Hey I have an idea, we will invent a new form of cricket. Instead of the current 3 hour game which has gone for 150 years, we make it go for 30 hours, spread over 5 days. Each team bats twice and if the match isn't finished, we just call it a "no result"
Yeah, I'm sure such an exciting conept would be a winner.
T20 is the game that cricket should always have been. And a club based concept is the way to go. Hopefully, over the next coupep of decades, Tests and one-dayers are relegated to the histroy books.
Both tests and one-dayers should never have been invented in the first place. They are the "wrong" way to play cricket. It has taken 150 years for people to work out the T20 is actally the real way to play cricket. It's the game we play in backyards and in schools.
Has there ever been a /Cric/ meetup or does doing something like that just scream Reddit?
>tfw want to go to the Caribbean and bother Trinbro, it's just too hot down there in the summer
>>67979827
It's literally the best song on the album by so far.
>>67985833
>Has there ever been a /Cric/ meetup
Yeah and daniel was the only one who showed up.
>5/79
>188 not out
>same match
Is Scott Borthwick elite?
>>67985392
What the fuck did they expect though. Nobody thought it would go on that long so nobody bought a fucking ticket.
Can a handsome and intelligent audGOD please direct me to radio streams for grigit?
I want to enjoy your sport like a patrician
>>67988452
The game's over lad
Come back next thursday
so is /cric/ on life support until June 3rd?
>>67990233
No
June 9th
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/4lp3da/new_zealand_2022_tour_of_south_africa/
based fucking statseurasian
>>67991493
Jesus man. What the hell.
>>67990467
June 3rd,5th and 7th are all pyjama games in the Caribbean
>>67991858
>tri-lateral ODI series
Quite literally the most irrelevant shit of all time, no one will be watching that shit.
>>67991945
I would but the games start at like 3am our time
>>67991945
That's too cause besides NZ and Australian tests in the Winter, the West Indies series are on the best times here
>>67985852
As some other guy said, it's a decent track but it doesn't fit in the album at all. I like almost every other song on the album more than Burn The Witch.
>>67992805
I am underage: the post
It doesn't fit the rest of the album because it's the only song with remotely interesting arrangements. The string parts in that song are out of this fucking world, the rest is just >dude i'm mopey and sad wah :(
It's the best song by so far that it should honestly have been considered a separate release.
>>67993008
Daniel, what are you thoughts on the Mentors and the greatest sub-genre of all time "rape rock"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xcZ5sGsINg
Fun fact- El Duce of the Mentors was offered $50,000 from Courtney Love to kill Kurt Cobain
>>67993008
>should honestly have been considered a separate release.
Yes
>It's the best song by so far
No
I would've probably appreciated the song a lot more if it was in another album like Amnesiac but it's placement kind of ruined it for me tbẖ. It's a nice song but definitely not in their top 10 ever. Do you like it because you consider it prog rock, Danny?
>Redditiohead
Sure is babby's first alt band in here
>yfw can't think of a reply
>>67991858
We can have a thread all for ourselves brah c:
>>67995472
wew lad
http://www.espncricinfo.com/westindies/engine/match/1005521.html
http://www.espncricinfo.com/westindies/engine/match/1005531.html
>>67993008
Based daniel
When's your review of it dropping?
>>67994091
>I would've probably appreciated the song a lot more if it was in another album like Amnesiac but it's placement kind of ruined it for me tbẖ
Holy shit, this reddit opinion. This whole "radiohead are an albums band" meme needs to fucking end, they are and have always been a song-based band. If you can't appreciate a song because of what's next to it then you may be autistic.
Redditors constantly go on about how Radiohead are an autistic band who pays a lot of attention to the song placement within an album yet with this new one they literally just ordered the songs alphabetically, paying no mind to the flow of the album.
>3:30pm
>/mu/tants teenagers start their pissing contest
KEK, every time
Rape rock>prog rock>psychedelic rock>alternative rock>punk rock>heavy metal
>>67996260
>Holy shit, this reddit opinion.
'no'
>they are and have always been a song-based band
Daniel what the fuck m8?
>What is Kid A?
>What is In Rainbows?
>>67996450
It's just 11:30am for me "friend"
>>67996690
Was thinking of going down to Bridgetown,Barbados for the pyjamas. Wanna meet up lad?
>>67996863
>meeting someone from 4chin
Sorry lad have to pass. I wanna spend some quality time with my dad.
>>67996674
Sorry man but I just can't take anything you say seriously if you buy those shitty memes about Radiohead and their albums. Radiohead are one of my favourite bands. Both those albums are very good. But Radiohead are barely more album-oriented than Muse, and A Moon Shaped Pool is evidently just a pile of songs thrown together.
Come back when you've listened to some actually album-oriented music.
AMSP a good album too, but I seriously thought that Burn the Witch is one of the most impressive songs of the year in terms of forward-thinking compositional devices, whereas the rest of it is just pretty standard post-Amnesiac Radiohead. It's not bad, but it's not that great either. The use of pizzicato and the sort of Steve Reich-esque swells are really awesome, as is the bass part. If you think mopey piano shit is better than that you should probably just kill yourself.
>radiopleb
come on daniel you're better than this
>>67997112
>Radiohead are one of my favourite bands.
Same lah
>Radiohead are barely more album-oriented than Muse
Kid A and In Rainbows, possibly their 2 greatest works are both extremely album based. What examples do you have of them being a song based band?
>A Moon Shaped Pool is evidently just a pile of songs thrown together.
I agree on that, most of the songs have been heard before. Still good songs though.
>Come back when you've listened to some actually album-oriented music.
Like?
>If you think mopey piano shit is better than that you should probably just kill yourself.
You first Danny.
M8 I know you know a fuck ton more than me about music but there's literally no denying that Radiohead's a album-based band.
>poo peeland and mayalsian daniel wannabe /mu/ "discussion"
this is definitely the worst /cric/ thread of all time
>>67997435
When you listen to autistic prog rock albums with 40 minute songs there is a far higher bar for what "album oriented" means
>>67997516
>autistic randomly juxtaposed into a sentence
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Post /Cric/ approved bands besides Radiopleb
>>67997548
>juxtaposed
>incorrect use of a noun
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>>67997454
>mayalsian daniel wannabe
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>>67997516
Based Daniel, do you approve meme music such as nmh?
>daniel is a nerd who "writes" about shitty prog metal
>ankush is a 14 year old with the taste of a 14 year old
>the think they can discuss music
Thankfully this thread dies in five posts
>>67997602
We only listen to elite patrician music here such as Deafheaven, Burzum, The Dark Turd, the list could go on...
>>67997626
>noun
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>>67997670
>ankush is a 14 year old with the taste of a 14 year old
Delete this statsy, I still have some respect for you.
>>67997776
>his depth of music knowledge goes to radiohead
You could not be more entry level my man.
>>67997776
It wasn't me but he's right
You are objectively younger than us and should enjoy your youth rather than wasting it on here.
>>67997850
why
just let this thread die out, it'll be here for another 4 hours before 404 ing
>>67997814
I'm still learning Danny
>>67997831
Ok, this is the last /cric/ will never see of me.
I think you should all just fucking kill yourselves.
>>67998308
Why do you need a name isn't it obvious enough who you are
>>67998416
I namefag in /carib/ and cba to keep taking it off/putting it back on when posting. If you want me stop using it I can :^)
Cricket is gay
>>67993008
fucking dumbass daniel
>>67997112
Daniel knows literally nothing about music
>>67998416
freshcunt that doesn't know there's two trinidad anons detected
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>>67999010
Bit late back from the miserable job today are we krazycivilservant?
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