me
Nico and his sister?
>>67944618
>be in front after T1, others may have faster tires but it doesn't matter as you can't overtake, gets to run the fast tires at the end and get the advantage of best tires and light car and probably pull a gap due to this
But when he eventually pits he will probably come out behind people. He will be way faster but won't be able to overtake
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit on your bum
I'll tell ya how I became champ
of a game called F1
In Stevenage Hertfordshire born and raised
On the kart track was where I spent most of my days
Spinnin' out driftin' shiftin' all cool
While learning karate and failing at school
When an autist named Ron who was up to no good
Started offerin' contracts in my neighborhood
I got in one little race while Wesley was Choking
Dad said 'You're signin' with Ronald at McLaren in Woking'
I looked at my car and when it came near
The logo said Vodaphone, there were Ferraris in my mirror
If anything I could say that this car was quick
But I thoought 'nah forget it, Alonso's a prick'
I pulled up to last corner about fourth or fifth
And I yelled to Timo Glock 'yo, why'd you not pit?'
I saw Massa's tears
It was finally done
To sit on my throne as the king of F1
>>67944640
she looks exactly like Rosamund Pike
>>67944651
it is
>>67944645
yea who knows
looks like its going to rain anyway so i have no idea
if repeting digits rain
>>67944661
oh, that explains it
>>67944647
From the preview I thought it was a sort of paddock pass/ID/card holder, but it really is simply a fucking disgusting necklace.
What the fuck Hamilton.
>>67944661
No it isn't, it's Rosberg and his four siblings
Amx this morning
>>67944630
Best OP pic you could have chosen
T H I C K
>>67944685
https://twitter.com/MercedesAMGF1/status/736831404525391872
>>67944697
10/10 snap
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UzDqZDu.jpg "large[1].jpg")
wew lads
>>67944738
SAFETY CAR START
Will it be a
>rain in 5 min
or a
>red flagged for 80% and behind safety car for the rest
kind of race?
>>67944747
please no
i will kill myself if we ever have an unnecessary safety car start again
please watch our sport
![BWBxz[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XHcKLGz.jpg "BWBxz[1].jpg")
>>67944697
>>67944802
indian immigrant spotted
Fuck,,this is bad. Who is going to overtake in wet conditions at monaco, prlbably the most accodent prone track on the calender? It feels like its going to be a boring race today
RedBull & Renault partnership confirmed for the next 2 seasons
http://www.redbullracing.com/article/team-continues-engine-partnership
>>67944810
nah wet monacos are usually good because everyone crashes. Although these days with trigger happy race direction it could be 100% safety car
>>67944826
Those used to be in pre-2010 rain paranoia. Ever since we had that weird SC race in Korea in 2010 there were no wet races without huge impact of SC.
>>67944826
They're probably gonna cuck the whole process with the VSC though like they did in GP2
>>67944738
>someone gets to watch Monaco GP from their balcony
>I get to watch a gypsy settlement from my balcony
wew
Why arw FIA Cucking wet races so much? Is it because of Bisnchi?
>>67944794
Is that a fake replica or danys redbull?
>>67944864
it's a show car
>>67944819
also, renault to supply scuderia toro rosso for 2017 and 2018.
both red bull racing and scuderia toro rosso allowed to badge the power units as they wish.
>>67944856
Why are there Gypsies in Russia?
At least Finnish gypsies are semi """""""integrated""""""" in the sense that they for the most part actually live in houses and not in makeshift camps and actually speak Finnish etc. Only took them like 500 years
>>67944819
Shit that picture is cringeworthy
>>67944900
It just occured to me that someone actually has to rebuild this car in less than 24 hours. Pretty impressive that they manage to do so. I mean it's not even a big hit and the car is absolutely fucked.
Had Haas crashed like that in Melbourne they wouldn't have been able to race because they literally did not have enough spare parts lol
https://twitter.com/radarguruf1/status/736820741958688768
>>67944915
Cunt of a bloke...
can i get a stream?
please
and how many bongs?
>Real Madrid won the CL
>Djokovic will win RG and hold all 4 slams at the same time
>Hamilton will win Monaco
It's time to end this
>>67944933
>>67944945
4 bongs mate
>>67944945
FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN BONGS AGO
>>67944892
Apparently this part of the country is not cold enough, I wish I lived in comfy Siberia.
They are burning some shit now, send help
>>67944945
>>67944954
dont trust this guy, race is in 3 bongs
>>67944952
>German predictions on a website are more accurate then a guy with a radar on site
>>67944892
>they for the most part actually live in houses
How is this possible?
>>67944933
>>67944959
Is that max?
>>67944965
fucking whoops thought it was 9am and not 10am
>>67944982
yes
>>67944991
funny how he hasn't changed in 15 or so years.
>>67944959
Every single fucking thread.
Pls, just stop.
>>67944933
>>67944952
its kinda impossible to predict rain in a coastal place like monaco because the rainclouds form there. If there is general rain in the air, which there is, there is a decent chance of rain during the race. Stay hopeful friends
>>67944929
Na they built the spare tub to MAD AMX specifications, rather than repair the fucked one.
>>67945003
>so you wanna be a playa
>>67944959
>young enough that his baby photos are digital
frightening
anybody have the current henno acestream yet?
>>67945033
From his Twitch:
Acestream ID: 923c5551d98309f3432cc3504c7ca2bff45cc7ff
(6000kbps)
Acestream ID: 268a2c637c46838e06189dac93488023396c2133
(3000kbps)
>>67945015
>young enough that his baby photos are digital
Holy shit, this is some realization I've never had before.
You're right, there are people who have nothing of their life be part of the analog age.
No old film pics, shitty tape family videos, letters, etc.
Where can I buy a poncho In Nice?
>>67945064
>all these under 30 scrubs thinking they're old
s m h 2bh fämäläm
>>67945078
The older I get the easier life becomes.
Is this normal? I'll be 28 on the 2nd.
>>67945063
hello how do I watch these
>>67945078
I-I didn't claim to feel old, I just said I never realized that new generation gap.
>>67945085
I'd say there are periods. Life for me was great during my teenage years, but it was shit in my early 20s, now it's cool af again.
>>67945063
doesnt work
>>67945085
i'm feeling that
got up early, went for an hour long jog, got all my work done, fed my self some great healthy food, made my bed, cleaned the kitchen up immediately after i was done, put out the trash
and i still have like 6 hours left before bedtime and i'm full of energy and happy
life is getting easier and easier, i'm 26
can't wait for hamiltears
>>67945085
>life
>difficult
I don't get this meme but then again I don't live in a 3rd world country (yet)
>>67945097
paste this to the notepad and should work ; )
>>67945105
>nigger shows no respect
we wuz
>>67945142
he's black, therefore inherently oppressed by the white man and establishment. he doesn't owe respect to anybody, and everybody owes respect to him.
I will watch F1 for the first time today
Tell my all the expert terms used here so I don't get lost
>FIA picks halo over aeroscreen for 2017 Formula 1 cockpit device
JUST
>>67945129
seriously asking
are those VLC streams? how do I watch them
reminder that donating to henno is funding his weekly ounce of weed
>>67945098
>>67945103
>>67945085
>>67945078
>all these oldfags
>meanwhile just turned 18 and still in highschool
>>67945168
acestream
>>67945168
it says acestream id you fucknugget what do you think
>>67945169
>donating for illegal streams
>>67945120
Even life in 3rd world countries isn't difficult.
You'd be surprised how very similar quality of life in 3rd world countries is to 1st world countries.
>>67945174
>tfw I was browsing 4chan when I was 18
>tfw that was 7 years ago
>>67945101
try again when the coverage of the race starts; they worked for quali and practice
Reminder that if Verstappen somehow crashes at the first corner, his career is over
>>67945154
Pole means first on the grid, Ricciardo means winner.
>>67945167
the FIA want the aeroscreen to develop more for use in 2018.
>>67945191
yeah, i know. but he changed the ID from FP1/2, so i'm assuming that the ID will be different today as well
>>67945188
You know 3rd world just indicates it's allegiance in the cold war
1st world countries were capitalist western countries on the side of America.
2nd world countries were the commies on the side of russia and china.
3rd world just meant they didn't really matter in the diplomacy of the cold war.
It was just a coincidence that most countries that didn't have a voice or a side in the cold war were also countries that were poor and had low levels of development or resources.
>>67945188
If you have money yeah
I mean being poor in a poor shitty 3rd world country
I wouldn't want to be a Venezuelan or a Chinese farmer or factory migrant worker in some shitty industrial city in the middle of China. I've seen those places in China and that sort of life really doesn't seem to be good for anyone, also they will all be dead from CO2 poisoning and lung cancer by the age of 50 if they don't die doing their shitty dangerous jobs for like 100 euros a month
I'm very surprised there aren't more thieves in China as basically any tourist white person will be routinely carrying more money in their pockets than the average person makes in a month or two. The income disparity there is astounding
>>67945167
Good.
Looked much better.
>>67945154
KERS = Kinetic Energy Recovery System
DRS = Drag Reduction System
yellow flag = caution, slow down
red flag = race is stopped
blue flag = faster car approaching
Hamilton = faggot
>>67945221
if they get caught they'll be shot
>>67945226
1. I don't know how you think this looks good
2. It can't stop small debris so it is fucking useless anyway
>>67945167
how to kill F1 general
just remove the V6 as well and make it a fully electronic series (I would not be surprised to see this within the next decade)
>>67945238
thank god we have formula e to ward against this
>>67945238
why would they do that when Formula-E already exists?
>>67945221
>any tourist white person will be routinely carrying more money in their pockets than the average person makes in a month or two. The income disparity there is astounding
Well shouldn't they be robbing Chinese instead?
Why rob foreigners specifically?
>>67945221
The cities are full of scammers and pickpockets
>>67944630
>we need to find a way to protect the heads of drivers
>dude, let's make the tyres thicker and heavier and wider and bigger and
>yes hombre, good thinking
>>67945238
>what is formula e
>>67944630
wait this isn't a vintage shot?
that is the new car for 2017?
>>67945230
KERS isn't used anymore though.
Also F1 captcha
Reminder that Ricciardo is a piece of shit
He went to high school with an anon from /sp/ and here are some quotes from the said aussie /sp/artan:
Here are some quotes from said aussie /sp/artan:
>mfw i went to school with ricciardo
>mfw he was an absolute cunt
>mfw hes smiles all the time
>Ok guys name anyone you know from school who from school that became a well known sport person.
>Bonus points if they were absolute bastards
>I'll start Daniel Ricciardo.
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Ricciardo
>Absolute bully, arsehole/scumbag and moron when it came to school work. He's from my year got into the sport cause mummy and daddy are rich.
>Yeah he passed, and I wouldn't know stayed away from his group of buddies especially since they were bastards. They fucked up my arm for life so fuck em
"Daniel Ricciardo is an arse? But I like him, he never stops smiling. :)"
>Trust me there is not a nice guy behind that smile.
> I await his firey death, oh well back to study to I don't know actually contribute to society through actual effort. UWA is a kick ass uni at least
dubs and ricky wins and hamilton crashes first lap
>>67945279
interesting, I didn't know that. what changed?
>>67945282
I would have bullied that faggot too
>>67945282
I too believe unsubstantiated internet stories.
Just woke up, still in bed.
Max is going to kill himself today. Is it better to hang myself before or after the race?
>>67945235
Better, not good. You can at least still see the helmets.
>>67945189
iktfb.
>tfw have a good, succesfull happy life but still feel the need to post the same picture in every thread just to piss some german and dutchguy off
>>67945290
It's ERS now and a lot more powerful
Here's hoping for even move power increases over the coming seasons
>>67945282
yea Daniel ricciardo looks like a typical aussie bully kid that plays rugby, going from my experience i know a couple kids that both act like ricciardo and were also like that in high school
>>67945254
This.
China has A LOT of scammers at tourist destinations in Beijing and Shanghai. They are usually really easy to spot though considering they are always the people who randomly come up and speak to you in English.
>>67945296
Before.
Holland is going to be flooded with butthurt tears after.
>>67945294
Its well known that he was a bully during his high school days, makes me like him more 2bh
>>67945279
forgot image
>>67945282
sounds like anon was a bitch boy who got what he deserved m8
every normal australian is like ricky
>>67945290
Kers is still used but rather than a push to pass gimmick it's part of the larger hybrid systems. The normal combustion engine runs in the region of 650-700 hp and the various electric bits add ~160 hp for 30 or so seconds a lap.
>tfw rosberg leads into t1 and wins the race, with shamilton finishing 4th
>>67945282
can't trick the rick
>>67945317
This desu
>>67945328
pls no
Rosberg needs a taste of his own medicine by being help up by Ricky the whole race
>>67945282
BULLIED THE FUCK OUT
>>67945327
oh ok, that is what I thought KERS was to begin with.
>>67945282
>>67945312
I'm now thinking of doing it as Max dies so I can get an autograph before the gates of hell.
Ok lads, just got word from Bernie regarding the outcome of the race.
Rosberg wins after a great start, with Ricciardo 2nd and Kimi 3rd.
Hamilton and Vettel crash into each other and both retire from the race.
Verstappen makes a great comeback and grabs 5th place.
Dubs for some more mercedes on mercedes action
Has Tricky Ricky bullied Kylie's ham wallet yet?
>>67945358
These are the only wings he's getting this weekend
>>67945358
You can't make comebacks on Monaco. Stop trying to get my hopes up.
>>67945359
That was the greatest post ever.
Let's be honest. Most professional athletes fit the mold of high school bullies
adam cooper is top kek:
>20 years ago today I was in the Monaco media centre when a phone rang on a nearby desk. I answered and it was a Sydney radio station
>They said, Are you a journalist, can you go on air and tell us about what happened in the warm-up and prospects for the race?
>So they put me on and I said, The warm-up times don't mean anything – Olivier Panis was fastest! End of my radio career
kek. warm up was dry. though he qualified low, there was definitely pace in that ligier.
Dubs and Hamilton has the race stolen from him in some fashion again
>>67945358
what drives you to make a retarded post like this?
>>67945368
It's raining, anything can happen with a wet Monaco.
Tfw massive pile up and black flag at the start
>>67945341
Nah original kers was a dumb equivalent of the overboost button on the old turbo cars that gave you +80hp for 6 seconds a lap. It was part of a slew of MUH SHOW rules brought in in the late 00s/early 10s.
I remember reading somewhere that the 1998 McLaren had a secret early form of kers but I don't know how true that could be.
>>67945383
Shut the fuck up.
>>67945370
As an Anon pointed out, dubs = 33
Vercrappen's number
>>67944630
Look at these digits. Rainiest and most chaotic Monaco since 1996 happens TODAY.
>>67945391
>what is monaco '96
>>67945372
I remember hearing someone on /hoc/ tell a story about an NHL player, they said he was autist tier and took a bit of shit in his high school years, now he's making millions as a professional athlete.
>>67945385
>black flag
>>67945367
not impossible...
the budget choco senna
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chico_Serra
RAIN IN 5 MINUTES
>>67945385
>black flag
for whom?
>>67945282
Kek, I miss that Ausbro
>>67945401
20 years ago is what that is.
>1996-tier monaco about to happen
>can't watch it due to appointment
I wish you guys a great race, though.
>>67945415
>>67945367
https://youtu.be/MCpC3bLOIJU?t=319
>>67945448
you could always listen to it on the radio lad
>>67945415
dubs and hamilton does that, goes over the fence and drowns in the harbour or swimming pool
>>67945428
How about Monaco 2006? Schumacher went from last to 5th.
Or 2010, Alonso went from last to 6th.
>>67945451
5mins19seconds
Does anyone else use F1 as a good excuse to research the city hosting the Grand Prix and stuff?
Had fun learning shit about Monaco this weekend 2bh.
>>67945480
a couple of years ago, but not since more and more races are located in pooinloo-cities.
>>67945480
Sounds a bit autistic but also quite good fun
>>67945320
>no picture of jarno trulli
Is Hamilton even able to swim?
>>67945480
I like to pretend it makes me more well rounded
dutch genes were a mistake
>>67944945
Why the fuck would you need to get a stream? You do know that channel 10 is airing Monaco
>>67945461
post "lel" gimis
>>67945424
hamilton. he gets his own flag.
:^)
>Suddenly out of nowhere I've got to go and pick up a fucking guitar in MANSFIELD
>Prolly miss some of the race
>>67945516
Pity Max has to spend so much time next to that big, muscular AusGOD
>>67945517
Who's on the commentary team?
If there's no Webber it's not worth it.
>>67945517
oh neat!
i did not know
>now i gotta hook up my tv and tune it
i'm not a tv person tbhfamilia
fuck guys im so hangover.. been getting plastered in monaco all week
how can i survive this pain, im supposed to go watch the race now on a friends balcony
>>67945536
do it tomorrow
>>67945503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOtHoI8Afx0
>>67945546
You poor thing
My heart bleeds for you
>>67945546
post pics
Dubs and Ricky crashes, then HAMROSVET.
>>67945546
fucking normie
>>67945546
post power bill.
>>67945546
Home remedy for hangovers.
Eat noodles and a bunch of meat. Go to the local store, microwave some noodles and eat some dried up ham or something.
Lots of orange juice and coffee.
Just eat fatty foods and drink lots and lots of water. It'll pass in a few hours. You're still gonna feel tired for the rest of the day but it won't be as bad.
two bongos lids
Alonso will win 2 positions at the start and end 5th at the end.
You read it here first.
>>67945573
HAMROSVET is over
HAMILTON
TRICKY RICKY
MADMAX
singles confirm
>>67945590
holy shit
>>67945546
Just take two effervescent aspirins and drink Gatorade/powerade/vitamin water, or something that has some taste that doesn't make you want to puke and feels fresh.
dubs and hamilton crashes out 1st lap
i'd kek so hard if hülk passes vettel and hamilton at the start.
>>67945573
>>67945579
The crying face is from the 2007 br race?
>>67945590
dubs for double merc crash again
>>67945516
Daily reminder every Aussie you talk to is either a wog cunt or a chink
Am i the only one who roots for hamilton purely because it gets /f1/ all triggered and mad?
>>67945613
reroll
post yfw the mercs crash each other out of the race again
so what are the odds that tricky ricky finishes first now that he has pole?
i want someone to point out to me exactly where you can pass on monaco
pic related, show me where
trips and mad amx wins
HOW MANY BONGS HOW MANY BONGS
>>67945650
Doing my best here with water now, but i think i should start drinking again though.. after the race im anyway going to "sunset beach party" so i need to keep the ball rolling right?
>>67945635
im white blonde and have blue eyes though
rekt
Is that a waxworks?
>>67945652
have they ever considered making the track wider so people can pass?
cheeky commentator on 24h nurburgring just said spoiler: there's going to be rain and ricciardo will win the monaco GP
>>67945672
Start drinking again. After your second beer or wine you should feel fine again.
>>67945665
1.75 bongs
>>67945630
Räikkönen does not cry. He got something stuck in his eyes.
Kimi cries internally.
>>67945665
about tree fiddy
>>67945685
>make the track wider
how you would have to literally demolish real estate and infrastructure to do so with today's restrictions on vehicles you literally cannot pass at all, where you qualify is where you'll likely finish
On my way to Monaco lads. Rain has stopped in Nice
>>67945638
Hamilton winning doesn't make everyone triggered and mad, it's just boring and sad (at least the previous two years, this one it wouldn't be bad) due to the fuckhuge gap, there was no competition between merc and the rest, that was the problem.
But seeing him lose is great because it means something is going right and the championship is not being as fucking lame as the past two years.
>>67945672
The best way is to drink steadily, trust me, I used to be a drunk. I still am, but used to be in the past too.
>>67945713
>That Flag
>>67945672
May as well, It's gonna rain so your beach party is going to suck
assuming that it is actually on the beach and not in a yacht or something, you rich lucky bastard
>>67945282
Ricciardo is 26. Meaning he would have finished high school approximately 10yrs ago.
This cuck should seriously get the fuck over it.
If I remember rightly he actually said it was Ricciardo's mates that were bully, so the stupid beta made him guilty by association.
What a little bitch...
>>67945672
amphetamines. take some amphetamines; live a little.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG6fayQBm9w
>>67945652
>>67945728
8 years ago, you finish highschool at the age of 18 in australia
>>67945635
I have a Dutch father and Anglo mother.
So you're wrong.
Is it raining?
>>67945723
Three mobile data gives me a UK flag. I'll post with a Monaco flag in about an hour
>>67945757
Ah ok
>>67945713
>>67945757
are you that meme poster anon?
anyone have a decent flash stream?
>>67945650
>>67945756
FR2.0 race was wet, red flagged and not restarted after some incidents, because, well, they're FR2.0 tier drivers.
Porsche Supercup is damp, but drying.
>>67945743
>overtaking after the tunnel
Would be a good way to die 2bh.
>>67945282
I knew Ricky from my karting days. He's a competitive but genuinely nice guy. He also went to school with the girl I'm fucking atm. She also used to date Jesse Hogan.
>>67945756
What are we even hoping for? It is 100% certain that the race will start with SC and stay behind until the last drop of rain has vanished from the track because muh boy jules
>>67945791
how far up the F1 ladder did you make it?
>>67945746
If Ricky dropped out it would have been 10 years ago though.
>>67945792
THANK YOU BASED GODS
>>67945790
as far as Monaco goes it's a rather common spot m8
>>67945746
i finished yr12 at 16 and I know many that finished at 17
>>67945816
It's the most difficult breaking zone though, so overtaking is risky as fuck. You're probably better off overtaking at the hairpin than there.
>>67945829
2006 he left and went overseas
>>67945806
won a state title in junior light and had a test in a formula ford. Couldn't get a budget together so just withered away in karts until I couldn't be fucked anymore.
>>67945635
can confirm, I am a wog and also a bit of a cunt sometimes
>>67945003
Perfect
What if they don't let them race in the wet cus muh safety?
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Stream is starting lads
http://178.62.110.18/hls/live.m3u8
>>67945876
chears mate.
>>67945868
>what if
It's guaranteed to happen
JUST DRIVE
>>67945878
fuckin virus
IT'S WET
>>67945902
>opening it in your browser
shaking my head
