/hoc/
- Home
- Board: /sp/ - Sports
- Reading: /hoc/
TB:Tyler Johnson scores OT winner in GM 5 of ECF
PIT:Beau Bennett skates with Crosby in warmup
EDM:McDavid scores GWG, CAN wins gold at worlds
STL:Jake Allen will start Game 5 of WCF
PIT:Trevor Daley (ankle) is done for the playoffs
DET:Russia wins bronze medal at worlds
PIT:Marc-Andre Fleury will start Game 5 of ECF
STL:Brodziak, Brouwer score two each in GM 4 win
STL:Allen stops 31 shots in Blues' rout in Game 4
NYR:Report: Rangers open to trading Rick Nash
PIT:Goaltending controversy brewing in Pittsburgh
TB:Tyler Johnson scores GWG in Game 4 of ECF
nhl.com
hocgeneral.com
>pongs
First for Pongs and >Rags
>>67795679
>NYR:Report: Rangers open to trading Rick Nash
wew lad. im sure lots of teams will be wanting this young and promising player
Pongs fan here, would like to hear what /hoc/ thought of tonight's game.
>>67795714
>it was 2-0
>>67795714
It was a fun but stressful game
>>67795714
pongs got what they deserved for playing 4leury
>>67795714
Marc Andre Fleury is done in this league.
>>67795712
>Not "dick rash"
>>67795714
>>67795717
have the most dangerous lead and this happens
>>67795731
>rick trash
>Rags
>>67795714
Letang was a -4 and they should sum it up.
Are the Penguins done for ?
>>67795714
>4leury
>>67795743
not even a pens fan, but man what a frustrating players. incredibly talented, but my god is he ever fucking stupid
>>67795743
requesting webm of letang getting btfo by callahan
>>67795714
BILL LET US DOWN!
Now I know how the leefs fans feel
>>67795752
if they go with fleury again, yes
>>67795743
That was the biggest impression I took away from this game.
Every time the Pens get upset in the playoffs (which has been every year since 2009 save one year against the Rags), Letang looks like total shit. I've never seen a more incongruous reputation for a player -the media is constantly on Letang's cock as >muh Norris-tier defenseman, but holy christ, he routinely blows it on defense. He's straight up a stupid player who regularly makes obscene defensive gaffes. And yet not one person in the media will ever call him on it.
Fuck Kris Letang.
>>67795774
He just lacks the mental fortitude to focus. He gets upset and retaliates, loses focus and takes himself out of the game.
>>67795789
Well that's a lot more eloquent than "he's fucking stupid," but at the end of the day, it means the exact same thing.
Dude is Plaxico Burress on skates if Plaxico was a DB.
And my god, what we could do with that cap room.
was it really all 4leury fault? Felt like the whole team didn't show up
>not starting Murray
As a pongs fan im tired of maf meming when it counts.
Although that OT goal wasnt really on him, good deflection.
>2-0
>>67795801
Pretty much. He has the talent but he's an idiot.
>>67795804
In what way? They carried the game for the first half, maybe not in a dominant way but were certainly the better team and had a 2-0 lead to show for it.
Can someone explain why Fluery is getting all the blame?
>Letang was shit
>Maatta was shit
>Dumolin was shit
>Lovejoy was shir
Pittsburgh would have lost this game even if Murray was in net. The defence was awful.
Letang is the reason they lost. Fluery should have stopped the tying goal yes, but they never should have even had the chance to wrap it if Letang was so god damn retarded.
RIP Daleys foot, you are missed.
>>67795836
Your list is misleading because it implies that Maata, Dumoulin, and Lovejoy were anywhere near as shit as Letang, when in reality their shit-ness combined is still grossly exceeded by Letang's shit.
>>67795907
Oh for sure, I was just kinda saying that all the defence did nothing in their own end and if it wasnt for the fact Tampa Bay has shit accuracy the game would have been like 6-3.
Letang deserves the blame but all I keep seeing it "FLUERY SUCKS PUT IN MURRAY"
Which itself is misleading. Even Bishop would have lost with this shit pile of a defence.
>>67795958
Fleury did have a very shaky game though. Just because he wasn't the singular reason the Pens lost doesn't mean I would have confidence in him going forward.
>>67795958
>25 shots
>4 goals
>canadian goaltending
>>67795983
I completly agree, but Murray has had more bad games then good this series.
Murray has a .89 sv% this series
MAF has a .88
Its not like he was much worse than Murray, it was a gamble that didnt pay off because Murray wasnt being as reliable as the first 2 series
If Sullivan puts Fluery back though, as a Pens fan, I quit these playoffs, win or lose. Im not betting my stress on a toss up of a goalie.
>>67796002
I think he may have to.
As much as I don't think he's the best option, Fleury has a big contract and a no-movement clause. Fleury isn't going anywhere anytime soon. You can let Matt Murray have a little glory to become trade bait. You can't let Matt Murray actually take Fleury's job, because then you're stuck with an albatross contract on the bench.
>>67796015
MAF has a modified NTC that isnt disclosed. I assume its either a huge payoff or a list of teams.
Murray was drafted to succeed Fluery, unless the Union gets their way, Murray will be the protected goalie in the expansion draft.
hehe... 2-0
>>67796015
>>67796025
Capfriendly says its a list of 18 teams he would agree to be traded too.
>>67795964
What did she mean by that?
>>67796025
Serves Fleury right, rot in the hell that is Nevada for all the Cups you cost this team
>Mättä 0+1 +2
>Filppula 0+0 +1
>Crosby 0+0 -1
>Letang 0+0 -4
kek
>>67796062
>implying theyd take Fluery
>Not Anderson
>Not Bishop
>Not Howard
>Not one of Dallas's Binland goalies
>Not Kuemper
Theres a lot more viable goalies that wont be protected than Fluery
>>67796090
Why the fuck wouldn't Tampa protect Bishop?
So how does the expansion draft work?
>>67796097
Because vaseleski is as good and cheaper and won't get exposed when the NHL trims pads
>>67796097
>Who is Andrei Vasilevski
>Who is Krister Gudlevskis
Bishop makes like 5 million now and is defintley due for a raise at age 30.
Vasy has proven he can win, and Gudlevskis is a viable backup for sure. It would allow Tampa to get deeper for atleast a couple years, stay consistant.
>>67795964
Excuse me, I do not decipher this sign language. Is she a singer who accidentally ate her microphone? Many thanks.
>>67796123
hey i didn't see the game today, do you know who won?
was it finland?
>>67796169
>was it finland?
>>67796105
Depending on how many teams are added, each team will lose one or two players.
You can protect Seven forwards, 3 defenceman and 1 goalie, or 8 skaters and a goalie.
Rookies from this season and next im both NHL and AHL cannot be selected. Anyone who played their first NHL/AHL game in 2014-2015 season or older are fair game.
PULJU IS THE KEY
LAINE IS A BUST
YOU MUST DRAFT PULJU
>>67796169
Nope, Canada countered our play thanks to good coaching staff and we could't adapt.
>>67796181
Is Murray going to count as a rookie? How many games does a goalie have to play to be considered a rookie? It has to be different rules than skaters...
>>67796207
No Murray would have to be protected as he played in the AHL in 2014-2015.
They never released how that works, but Murray had played 40 games in 2014/2015, and Daly said on Twitter, Nylander, who played 37, would have to be protected.
>>67796188
i wanted us to man come on
fuck
>>67796190
just kidding of course i watched it, even though i was at work
we definitely had a nice zone time advantage, but that game easily could have gone either way
>pongs
>>67796234
>Rookies from this season and next im both NHL and AHL cannot be selected
That seems contradictory though.
If nothing else, wouldn't Murray count as a rookie for this year?
>>67796248
I think the rookies being exempt are to protect Teenagers mostly, but Murray had played half a season last year in the AHL, as a goalie I believe that counts as a full season.
>>67796241
It was a good game and thankfully it was decided by players and not bullshit refpuck.
Though I'm still salty as FUCK for the fact that the fucking cuntfaggot ANIMAL like Perry is now in Triple Gold Club.
He deserves to be gutted on the street like the fucking rabid dog he is. Jesus fucking christ.
why is finnish goaltending such a meme? aren't there many good finnish goalies?
>>67796351
well give him a few months and he could be in the quadruple gold club
>>67796413
>watching meme of thrones
Youre as much a meme as finnish goalie
Do you guys think Letang would hit the level of generational defenseman if he wasnt prone to sperging out EVERY game?
>>67796497
>That feel when Wheel of Time and Gardens of the Moon will never get the HBO treatment
FUCK
>>67796533
JUST
>>67796591
I guess Brandon Sanderson has a shit ton of Jordan's notes and talked about the series with him extensively and as such has the answers to a lot of questions about WoT that fans want but Jordan's cunt wife refuses to allow him to give any of them.
Like at the end of the series the woman that Aveindha meets in the wastes, he has a full explanation for.
>>67796533
i havent read the books but i heard theyre making a wheel of time tv-show
>>67796410
>Ducks confirmed Cup next year
At least >we got something out of this.
>>67796774
If the pilot was any indicator it's gonna be really fucking bad desu
>>67796795
the game of thrones pilot(according to rumors) was a total shitshow. still the first few seasons turned out to be great
>>67796422
I thought he wasn't on the preliminary list
any pongfams want to defend Fleury for his predictedly shit performance?
>.840
>2 goals and a ringer all got through from 30 ft back
>>67796935
Remember when you faggots were making fun of the couple of us last night saying pulling the kid was a huge mistake?
Well fuck you stupid cunts.
>>67796935
Still wasnt even the worst pong
>MINUS
>FOUR
Is Fleury going to Calgary, Dallas, Carolina or somewhere else this off-season?
>>67796982
Dallas seems like the best choice, only place on his NTC he probably has that has worse goalies than him
>>67797009
fleury is not even an NHL goaler at this point. he's an older more expensive scrivens.
>>67797009
Detroit is gonna be shopping Jimmy and he'd go before MAF desu.
>>67796049
sucky sucky flee dorrar
>clots shorks scf
Gary on suicide watch
>PEKKA
PEKKA
>PEKKA
PEKKA
>PEKKA
PEKKA
>PEKKA
PEKKA
>PEKKA
PEKKA
>PEKKA
PEKKA
>PEKKA
PEKKA
>PEKKA
PEKKA
>PEKKA
PEKKA
>PEKKA
PEKKA
>PEKKA
PEKKA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvS3esnt7bo
As a pens fan, I debated calling off work today. How in the fuck, do you just let that 2-0 lead go? The most dangerous lead meme is so fucking retarded. I just don't understand. Literally all you have to do is cover your fucking points, and let MAF do the fucking work.
>>67796909
maybe not yet but it's still early, he's a top roster pick for sure
also if pricey is still too banged up to goaltend, i'd sure like to see devan dubnyk get a shot
>>67797211
>MAF
>working in the playoffs
that's what you get for being a casual
>>67797211
>and let MAF do the fucking work.
Yeah, about that...
>Finnish Goaltending
Jarkko Nordlund
@jarkkonordlund
Eilinen MM-finaali oli kaikkien aikojen katsotuin TV-kiekkolähetys. MTV-kanavat tavoittivat uskomattomat 3.25!! miljoonaa suomalaista #mtv
Goalie debate far from over for Penguins
Sullivan could opt for Murray in goal after Fleury struggles in Game 5 loss to Lightning
by Dan Rosen @drosennhl / NHL.com Senior Writer
1:27 AM
>"I've been practicing a lot, I should be better, especially on that first goal," Fleury said. "You know, that was stupid."
https://www.nhl.com/news/penguins-goalie-debate-not-over/c-280778718?tid=280118332
>>67797333
and at the same time Stanley cup don't interest anyone. How can we fix Stanley cup playoffs?
>>67797491
not play it at 3 am for europe lel
>>67797284
>>67797234
>casual
>fuck off niggers
You guys act like he gave up soft goals, the D is taking a shit. Cut the nigga some slack.
>>67797527
I get where you're coming from. Sully has to either put the bust back in net or play the "grizzled" veteran that would likely struggle against AHL players.
The IIHF WC hype sure died of quickly.
>>67797550
>bust
>besting Holtby and Lundy
Craps/rags fan detected.
>>67797722
>sub .900 sv% in the ECF
literal bust
>>67797556
Imagine the shitposting if we'd have won
>>67797736
>what is shit defense
>what is carrying the team
>what is future vezina
Any of these answers will suffice.
>>67797756
>carrying the team
>can't make a save
>>67797751
>Caring about meme tournaments
>>67797751
I don't know if I dare to
>>67797795
Don't be so butthurt
FUG
>>67797824
käften
>post yfw Tampa wins game 6
>>67797829
Sug min feta åsneballe
>>67797860
Din lilla mask
>>67797882
kehitysvammainen
>>67797864
... är vad din pojkvän brukar tänka när du penetrerar honom
>>67797900
:DDD
>>67797849
>mfw I have no face because that isn't gonna happen
>>67797900
Inte ens din mamma gillar dig zigenare
>>67797912
Kasta inte sten i glashus din lilla tattarunge
>>67797950
Fubbick
>>67798008
Teidän äitinne on lutka
>>67798008
mutsis on lutka :D
>>67798008
Mutsis on huora
>>67797994
Lämna mitt land och stick tillbaka till danmak din äckliga halvdansk
>>67797789
>Eliminated the caps
Does not change the fact that this happened.
>>67798041
Fan ta dig blatte
>>67798068
Varförsåargdinfulalillaankunge?
Have fun translating that one.
>>67798084
Jag är arg för att du är en hämma
lel
>>67798065
>eliminated eternal chokers
face it he's a bust
SWEDEN = KEKED
C U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D
>>67798095
Vet du ens vad hämma betyder?
>>67798145
>mad
>>67798191
Dra åt helvete
desu
>>67798144
>bust
>still in the ecf
K bud.
>>67798259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFQnIFN1pYo
>>67798238
>still in the ecf
No he's not. He got replaced with Fleury.
When PIT/SJ is the most intruiging possible final left you know you've got a problem.
>>67798268
O, so he's not on the team then?
Mmmmkaaaayyy
>>67798308
>People complain about Chiraq etc in the playoffs
>Get this meme shit instead
>All playoff interest dies
>>67798308
Blues v. Pens would draw some views. Simply because Pitt fans are loyal as shit and with rams gone blues should draw some new viewers.
>>67798324
>playing backup to the worst playoff goalie in the league
B U S T
U
S
T
Name a more irrelevant team than the Carolina Hurricanes
>>67798470
Pongs had no fans before 09, loyal is the last thing I'd call them
>they actually started Fleury
HAHAHAHAHA
Who Storks-Lightning SCF here?
>>67798646
blose-blots tbf
>>67798470
>pongs fans
>loyal
>>67798592
>>67798681
Sorry, I only speak from experience.
>>67798656
>>67798646
pongs v. snorks desu
>>67798470
Well, there aren't that many loyal shits out there. They leave you without much resistance at all most of the time tbf. As soon as you eat some fiber they all seem to loose their loyalty..
>>67799033
>this post
>>67799076
Like i said, I've been a fan since the late 90s, and even if your team is shit you just gotta have faith.
>>67798324
>doesn't realize it's easy as a butterfly goalie to stop 45 shots that come right at your pads
>everything above his shoulder goes in
>muh future Vezina-caliber goalie
>more accurately, future MAF
>>67798586
Buffalel
>>67798586
i keep forgetting the hurricanes even exist
Why did the pongs think it was a good idea to start Fleury?
Are people really blaming flurry for last night? I guess all the pens fans really are teenage girls in Crosby jerseys.
Go bolts
>>67799568
As a neutral observer of this years playoffs, it was equal parts MAF and Letang.
Also, everyone knows you're a roller hockey casual.
>>67798586
Ottawa desu
How come Sweden's best players weren't at worlds?
Do they not care?
>>67799598
show me one goal that flurry should have had? killorn's was top shelf, kucherov 1st was just superior puck movement, kucherov second was a wrap around on a bounce (ok maybe flurry seals up the left post on this one, but still defense was no where to be found), and the OT winner was a deflection of johnson's fucking arm. I'm a lightning fan, but goal tending was the least of the worries I saw by the penguins.
Tbh this has been the best post season in a long time
>>67799635
> goalies can't stop top shelf or wraparounds
I didn't even watch, I'm just poking holes in your poor choice of words
>>67799664
killorn's shot was directly under the bar in the to corner. sometimes the shot is just a good shot. murray's prepubescent ass wouldn't have stopped it either.
>>67799632
>Do they not care?
Nope
>>67799676
It's not unbeatable, you're making it should like top shelf is something goalies are expected to lose
is letang actually retarded?
>>67799635
First goal he went a little low but Murray wouldn't have had it. The second goal he has no chance. The third goal he popped the rebound right to Kuch but Letang should have had him. OT goal he could have had better position for a TyJo deflection but it's mostly positioning luck at that point. Fleury was a bit shaky but no way I put that loss on him. Letang was -4.
>>67799699
did you even see the shot? and guess who let killorn walk right in without resistance? letang! my point is yes he can stop that shot, but you can't expect him to stop it. penguins defense gave the tampa stars all the time in the world to make plays and shots. all I'm suggesting is the penguins still would have lost with murray in net.
Penguins are the only team that could contend with a Western Conference cycle game and they are one game away from elimination.
Leastern BTFO!
>>67798470
Blues fans are stupid loyal. They have been in StL since 1967 and never won a cup; yet they continue to have a super loyal fan base. But yes, the rams leaving will help.
>>67799825
Good meme brother.
>>67799825
the penguins are basically Tampa with a shittier defense and no star power. you're basically saying a shittier version of Tampa stands a better chance.
>>67799825
The only argument you could make is Tampa Bay has a bunch of players under 5'9 and might get out muscled but the WC being superior is just a meme because PIT and TB have more skilled forwards.
>>67795812
uh, no. fleury cheated stick side on the shot and committed so hard that he gave himself no chance at it. if the shot was on net it would have been the same results.
>>67800158
>pongs
>no star power
wut
>>67800219
He's memeing
>>67800219
Malkin has been invisible and Crosby has played pretty poorly in the series. Two of the losses can be pretty much hanged on Letang.
>all these leastern scrubs thinking tb or pissburg will hang with the sharks or blues
easy sweep for the west again
Detoilet?
>>67800582
>>67800596
>pissing in Datsyuk's skate
What a filthy waste of human skin. Where did you get your webm's from?
>>67800643
Our tabloid reported on it and I ripped their video.
>>67800553
>>67800596
What in the fuck is happening here?
>>67800654
Thanks. Is it actually an american or just someone with an american jersey?
>>67800686
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/ice-hockey-fan-filmed-sneaking-8032066
>>67800596
>dat fuck huge gut
>literally no ass
how?
>>67800596
>amerifats
Hope that fat shitter gets sent to the gulag
>>67800722
Thanks. What a disgusting fat fuck.
This --> >>67800764
>>67800686
>Is that actually an american
Oh, Sweden. You're cute :3
So when are Crosby and Letang going to stop getting passes for failing their team?
>>67800596
>>67800553
wat le fug
Why do American people hate Putin & Russians?
>>67800553
>>67800596
>>67800982
>7-2
>>67801051
What a glorious day
>Mass Finnish suicide
>Based Putin chirping Finland and America
>America irrelevant again
>>67801125
>>Based Putin chirping Finland and America
What happened, I was away for the entire weekend.
>tfw headed home today to see the Blues win in the Scottrade
>>67800596
please be advised this isn't your average american hockey fan
this is the one crazy enough to go to russia for a meme tournament, and also crazy enough to go into the home fucking country's locker room, and also crazy enough to take his shirt off revealing his 350 lb gut in skinny jeans, and then crazy enough to dance like a fucking faggot, then crazy enough to pull out his fat-engulfed microcock, then crazy enough to piss on a jersey and a skate
that is to say this is a very specific type of person we're talking about here
Will the Blues beat the Sharks tonight or will SJ fight them off at home?
>>67801410
Blues win a close match tonight.
>>67801125
are there no canadians willing to wave the flag to where you have to shop your flag onto some dude waving some other flag?
>>67801410
sharks will win easily
>>67801414
Fingers crossed that the sharks take it tn to finish things in STL
>>67795836
Maatta was the only one who looked good
>>67801423
If you wave a Canadian flag, your enemies win. In this case, traditional, conservative values are the enemy.
Make more sandwich memes you lazy nigger, this is literally the best clip art meme ever on /hoc/ it triggers the shit out of canautists and flyoverfags. I want a Whalers and Thrashers next, and then KC Scouts.
>>67800161
I don't get why you're so obsessed with the manlet meme when they have like one manlet and 3-4 players over 6'6
>>67795734
so if Canada would have scored the second earlier, Funland would have found a way?
>>67800982
>tfw Obama called Putin a weak manlet
>>67802705
>/hoc/ was on page 4 with no posts for an hour before this on a game day with a tied conference final
What the fuck is wrong with this place
>tfw trying to go to thailand for sweet boipussy and franzen blows your spot up
Remember when pens fans thought they knew hockey
>>67802718
>/hoc/ cheers that the Kings, Blackhawks, Rangers, Ducks, and Capitals are out
>/hoc/ gets bored of the Conference Finals because of it
>>67802718
>tfw /hoc/ is always page one when you're on catalog
>>67802851
These are some great conference finals though.
>2 teams that have never made the SCF in the west
>Uncle Buttmans prized high power team vs an underdog meme team that is winning without its best players
>>67802851
shut the fuck up you faggot manlet
what are you favorite hockey video games? the only ones I liked were Wayne Gretzky's 3D Hockey and 2 on 2 open ice challenge
>>67802873
can you really call the lightning an underdog team when they made the scf last year
>>67802940
Considering Stamkos and Bishop are out, Condra is out, Stralman was dead for most of the playoffs and they're still pretty young and unproven, yeah you can. Especially when compared to the Pens.
>>67802960
well that is true but stamcuck is just a declining MSL babby t b h
isnt bishop supposed to come back soon
>>67802960
A lot of people, myself included as a bolts fan wrote them out the second bishop died. Not to mention the other numerous dead players they've had leading up to the playoffs and even still
>>67802851
>rags
>craps
>rapehawks
>>67802892
Ice Hockey, NHL '95 and NHL Faceoff 2001
the new one on the XBone is pretty tight but i've only played it for like ten minutes
>>67803014
Bishop is shit, I don't know why anyone thinks they need him to win against a garbage team like the pongs.
>>67803056
>Bishop is shit
Wew lad
>>67803054
so fun =(
>>67803007
Bishop's status is still a bit of a mystery. I don't think we will see him until the final if Tampa makes it.
>>67803056
You're just lying to yourself it you think he's shit. He has a mediocre Tampa defense in front of him and he has consistently put up stellar numbers. The biggest benefit Tampa sees from him is his ability to play the puck.
>>67802892
i've got a be a pro mode on NHL 14 that i've been playing for a little over a year
i'm like 27 in game right now and I'm playing for Tampa Bay, centering a line with Palat and Kucherov. just got traded from Buffalo after centering Cory Conacher and Chris Stewart. I have so much fun with Be a Pro man, NHL 14 is so fun
>>67802718
>sunbelt "fan"bases
>implying we're not a meme team of destiny
>>67803126
I bought NHL 15 without reading reviews
to be honest, I went to the midnight release for Destiny and asked them if I could buy NHL 15 and they were like "well i dont know if we have that game" and i pointed out the huge fucking cardboard cutout of Patrice Bergeron that they had in the store....suffice to say I was the only person in the store there for NHL 15
the gameplay is good but it's probably the worst made game Ive ever seen there are zero features lol
>sorry i leave and shit on your team
>mfw sunbelt """""""fans""""""" are better memers than finland
Mongols were a mistake.
>>67803173
2bh they cut down on the features because they had to get it ready next gen consoles. then they added the old features in 16 and pretended they did shit
just the kind of kikery you expect from EA
>>67803173
That one is barebones as fuck because it was the first next gen NHL game, so they were still figuring out the new hardware. 16 has a lot more content.
>>67797102
>Jimmy Howard
>The American MAF
Id much rather have Fluery. Atleast Fluery is good in the regular season.
>>67801125
>>67801125
when did we get relevant?
>>67803244
I found that out after buying it lol
got rid of my ps4 though I'm just playing mame games now
>>67797102
no one is in the market for Jimbo
>>67798065
>The Caps
Chokingest team in sports.
Caps beat themselves
>>67803269
good choice. the consoles this gen are honestly fucking dogshit
>Buying NHL games
>Ever
>>67803308
RIP 2k Sports
>>67803297
game six was fucking awesome though
man and last year their series against nyi was awesome too
>>67803308
>shit in tin
LEL
>>67803325
i wasted too much time playing air hockey in the GMs office in 2k4
>>67803305
I only keep my XB1 around for Mortal Kombat X (PC version is shit they stopped supporting it), Black Ops 3 with my IRL friends and so I can wreck people online in NHL.
>>67803330
Doesnt mean they dont choke. Ovechkin has never even been to the ECF
>>67803363
i know he hasn't; it's a tough league, every team is super competitive
except columbus
>>67803262
>>The American MAF
Tim Thomas desu
>>67803305
oh god could you imagine if you actually paid money for a wii u
the 3DS is pretty tight tho
>>67803391
>Except Columbus
>No Laffs
>>67803363
Ovechkin just sucks at hockey.
>>67803419
>the city of cutting one of your best players so he can go to one of your rivals and score six playoff goals before the final even starts
>>67803393
latest console i own is a 360 but yeah the wii u looks pretty shit
havent tried the xbone but i know it has shit hardware and online drm
ive played a lot on my brothers ps4 and its GARBAGE
>>67803469
There is a Leafs castaway on 3 of the 4 remaining teams.
>>67803393
PC Wii U masterrace.
having a PC and xbox/ps4 is super redundant
wii U is worth it just for smash, bayonetta, W101, and super mario 3d world
>>67803393
>oh god could you imagine if you actually paid money for a wii u
My brother and his wife did.
WOW GUYS GREAT HOCKEY DISCUSSION>>67803498
>>67803393
>>67803426
>>67803359
>>67803325
>>67803308
>>67803305
>>67803269
>>67803244
fucking reddit
>>67803543
>being mad at virtual hockey
never change, /hoc/.
>>67803498
yeah the PS4 is the market leader only because of how incredibly shit the other options are
really hope nintendo turns things around with the NX
>>67803509
pittsburgh must have a good coach, they've figured out how to make bonino effective too
>>67803534
>having a PC and xbox/ps4 is super redundant
i agree with that but
>wii u
>worth it
enjoy your delayed multiplat zelda
>>67803539
did your brother buy the system for his wife's son?
>>67803308
>start be a gm when 16 comes out
>trade for ovechkin in second season because he can score meme goals
>realize they made a typo and his shot is shit
>would have to update and start over to fix it
ebig
>>67803543
>replying to 5+ posts at once
I bet you also do the virgin walk, faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3afPxZhJIw
One time when we went to the rink with my bro
it was a basic monday
and we got in over the fence
and were thinking "where is that guard guy watching again"
Well we decided to just put the goals on place
and Tippa-T on the boombox
and the beast was loose
Every time I take a slapper
Every time I take a slapper
Every time I take a slapper
In flames tomorrow, in flames today
Every time I body check
Every time I body check
Every time I body check
The beast is loose
And when it gets out of hand
you can read on the paper, I got three stars
Losing makes you lose your job
We went into the night with the coach as winners
as winners into the night
Time to bury the burden
hang up the skates
I've paid my dues, the coach said "jersey retirement"
Always lived hard, went in to play not cower
Secret fast food, I had to take the last shootout attempt again
I'm Villegalle and just like anyone else
And my toe-drag is too smooth for you
Secretly without a jockstrap, I yelled and insulted the refs
Secretly without a jockstrap, I yelled and insulted the refs
Every time I take a slapper
Every time I take a slapper
Every time I take a slapper
In flames tomorrow, in flames today
Every time I body check
Every time I body check
Every time I body check
The beast is loose
And when it gets out of hand
you can read on the paper, I got three stars
Losing makes you lose your job
we went into the night with the coach as winners
Secretly without a jockstrap, I yelled and insulted the refs
Secretly without a jockstrap, I yelled and insulted the refs
>>67803731
nowhere near as bad as paita kattoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjqWwvMBrTw
>>67803652
>>67803587
>>67803580
Dude. Just fuck off back to w Reddit.
Y'all noticed that Finland finally figured out that poopjaarvi isn't even close to being the best player in the draft?
>>67803824
r/hockey is superior to /hoc/
>>67804029
>>67803824
GO BACK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>67804080
why so mad :D
did ur mom bring you wrong burger from mägdonalds : DDDDD
>>67804103
he heard about the freddie gray verdict
>>67804124
Justice was served.
>Ben Bishop looks to bring Tampa back to the finals. Don't miss his campaign for the cup.
Great promo there NHL TV
>>67804231
but he might still come back for this series right
but honestly it doesnt even matter that much. vasy is bretty gud
>>67804241
I would keep vasy in until he royally fucks up or until the SCF
pulling murray was a mistake he was very strong for the whole series
>>67804342
He was okay. I think he was posting a .89 and his glove side is a huge weakness.
At exactly what point in time did hoc morph into the reddit cesspull it is today?
>>67804641
when you showed up
>>67804670
how does that canadian cock taste in your mouth? just was it out with some SILVER KEK
>mfw Sweden beats memeland in the bettman cup final
>>67804742
the same as all the other cocks
like ur moms lipstick :D
>>67804796
absolutely räkt
>>67804776
>binland
>making it past round robin
>>67804844
nice dubs that confirm that Finland will shit the bed
>mfw team north america beats USA and Finland
![matthew-carle-hockey-headshot-photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XYa7iqG.jpg "matthew-carle-hockey-headshot-photo[1]")
>ladies and gentlemen, your 2015-2016 Tampa Bay Lightning MVP
>>67804878
Soon to be Stanley Cup champion Matthew Carle.
>>67804878
this is not filppula
>>67804878
>Matt Carle has played in 128 playoff games
what a meme
>>67804878
>A FUCKING CARLE
>>67804878
when will they get rid of him
hes so fucking shit
>>67804926
He's actually been fairly reliable this post season. I think getting sat for a bit really benefited him. He's chugged up the minutes since Stralman got hurt.
>>67804940
he hasnt been as bad as usual recently but i still cant believe tampa is paying 5.5 mil a year for le turnover man
>>67804940
hes been nothing more than mediocre though. he'll play halfway decent most of the game and then make 2-3 pants on head retarded plays that almost cost the team
>that wide open net he missed last night
>>67804961
He's not worth what he's getting paid, that's for sure.
>>67804976
The missed chance was hard to watch.
>>67803308
>cheeki breeki
Let's talk about this cutie!
>>67805017
where the fuck did this guy come from anyway
wasnt he a lawyer or something before becoming a hockey coach
>>67805017
>italian or chicken tendie sub tonight?
>>67805042
I'd much rather be a hockey coach than a lawyer
What would it take from the Oilers to obtain Fleury?
>>67805207
agree
coaching in nhl probly pays better too no matter how good of a lawyer you are
>>67805042
Found this on Reddit :^)
https://archive.is/zxyKy
He was only a public defender, pretty much where all lawyers start, shitty work and pays not much than most high school teachers, so he didn't get very far
>diarrhea for months now
>finally have a solid poop this morning, get excited
>shit just now, back to liquid and foamy
alcoholism is bad for your body I wish I could just quit
are hockey players naturally good at golf?
>>67805496
Canadian ones are :~)
>>67805502
canacucks blown the fuck up
>>67805502
Better at hockey though
>7-2
>>67805502
They're not NATURALLY better, they just have so much more extra time than americans to practice during the playoffs.
Hello canadians will the game be shown at cbc.ca ?
>>67805579
You must be proud to see another Canadian franchise bring home the cup.
Since Canada is all about equality, team na be an even split between us and canadian players? Will they include Mexicans?
>>67805627
You must be devistated to watch your country get blown the fuck out year after year by a fucking leaf.
I'm sure watching Canadians lift the cup makes you feel better though
>>67805643
>Mexicans
>hockey
nah, it'll be 25% canadian, 25% surrendermonkey, 25% american, and 25% sunbelt.
>>67805590
SAVAGE
>>67805652
All the teams left in the cup chase are american bro
>>67805885
Most of the players aren't American
>7-2
>americaitlyns
>>67805988
Just makes canada more cuck. Your best are winning cups for another better country.
>>67806037
>better country
7-2 tho
>>67806028
All Finns should leave /sp/
>>67806037
>winning cups for a better country
Whatever you say man
>>67806028
I honestly don't know buddy I watch on tv or use acestream
>>67806028
http://www.cbc.ca/player/play/2683047263
>>67803426
>C. Breeki
AHH NU
>>67806116
Rude
>>67806128
ok
>>67806131
thanks you cute leaf you
american fan pisses in russia locker room.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/ice-hockey-fan-filmed-sneaking-8032066
americans are SAVAGE
>>67806193
It's fake.
>>67806214
its real nigga
>>67806193
Commies btfo
>>67806255
Callahan?
>>67806289
it was a Will Arnett skit on NHL live just now where he's claiming he picked the winner of the stanley cup when he was 5 years old and he just keeps switching jerseys. pretty nice meme.
>>67803091
Old post but there's a league out there for online play of NHL 94. Ive seen some guys streaming and calling play by play on twitch. They have updated teams and rosters. Ive never seen them get more than 3 viewers.
>>67806354
That's pretty cool 2bh
>>67806380
http://nhl94.com/
I thought they were based off a different forum but not sure. If twitch had a better search function id link buddy's twitch stream, too.
>>67806354
Link to this? More interesting than the pregame show
does anyone outside Tampa actually like the sandwich meme?
>game starts at 10pm est
how the fuck is this shit acceptable in the conference finals? west coast needs removal fucking cucks
>>67806544
Isn't it at 8EST?
>>67806536
I'm in Tampa and I don't even like it. Publix is only mediocre and I only buy it if I happen to be grocery shopping and hungry at the same time.
>>67806536
jew york here and yes. ive had them before and there pretty solid considering it comes from a grocery store. its pretty funny that people seem to legitimately get mad too
is literally nobody streaming the memorial cup game?
why do you guys get so mad at publix and sandwiches? almost every supermarket with a deli does this.
>>67806651
nevermind, I thought the intermission was the pregame for the blues/sharks
lets go bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus
>she will never hit me
Someone post that one meme of someone pretending to be matt zuccarello with the long ass stick
>>67806813
google it you fucking mong or make your own webm loser
>>67806565
Fuck off transplant
>>67802892
NHL HITZ 2003 is the undisputed champion of hockey video games
Who /memcup/ here?
London filling Brandon 5-1 in the middle of the 2nd. Marner 0G 2A, Dvorak/Tkachuk both with 1G 1A
>Vinny will never play another game
>>67808538
6-1 now
Dvorak from Marner
>>67808695
7-1
RIP Brandon, Manitoba
Where were you when Provorov was confirmed as a bust?
>>67809381
Who?
>>67809484
doesn't matter anymore you'll never hear his name in the NHL
>>67809381
What happened?
>>67809131
8-1
Dvorak from Marner (again). Christ its a blowout
>>67809748
9-1
London's 4th line just got put out on the PP and scored in 10 seconds. 17 left in the 3rd
This is a much more satisfying game 5
>>67809965
You didn't enjoy seeing the Pongs BTFO at home?
>>67810015
as much as I love seeing the pongs get BTFO, this game is more exciting to watch.
St. Louis Bloues? More like SAINT BLEWIT LOSE
how we doin /hoc/?
RIP in pieces b.lose
>>67810132
these teams are grittier, but honestly Tampa Bay will shit all over San Jose and win the cup 6 games.
you can screen cap this post
>>67810394
how drunk are you m8?
<BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE <BLOSE
>>67810836
dank
>>67810767
>Didn't think Tampa would make it out of the first
>Pongs about to lose to Tampa
Top kek
>bloos
>>67810822
>sant blew it fag redditurd being this mad
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK KID
>One win away and I get to go to a cup finals
I'M FUCKING SHAKING GUYS, SO FUCKING CLOSE.
Are the Sharks going to do it, lads?
>REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO >REDDIT BTFO
>>67810894
>'"HOLY FUCK I'M SHAKING"
>>67810900
no.
The Lightning are a team of destiny they can't be stopped
>>67810870
Tampa looks like the best team remaining. Martin Jones sucks dick, as everyone knew. And their grinders might not be the toughest guys, but they have decent skill on that Boyle-Callahan line.
The Blues don't have the offensive talent to exploit it enough, but once that Kucherov-Johnson-Killorn line gets up his ass the Sharks really don't stand much of a chance. Vasy is leagues better than Jones too, so unless SJ is on the powerplay all series long they won't win a 7 game series.
>>67810998
>Vasy is leagues better than Jones too
Absolutely delusional.
>>67806037
And then taking the cup else where.
Americans are paying for the cup to be spent in Canada
>its a reddit gets blown the fuck out episode
GET REKT KIDS
>>67811031
did you watch the same game I did? Jones was mediocre as hell. Letting soft pucks squeak through him and getting lucky posts again, yet still managed to give up 3 goals.
>our year
>>67811031
Vasy is clearly better.
>>67811031
You literally must not have watched any of the pongs blots games. He's the only reason they haven't been losing in double digit amounts
>the two best goalies left in the playoffs both play for the Lightning
>>67811121
can i save? her disapproving look gives me an bonner
>post yfw Tampa wins game 6
>>67811169
Never thought I would see that. Ever since Khabibulin left it has been a disaster
>>67810998
>Jones
2.07/.921
>Vasy
2.65/.928
Clearly better kek.
>mfw tickets to game 6, 1st home game of the finals, and 3rd home game of the finals
>>67811260
928 is better than 921 mate, literally blew yourself out.
Vasy is also playing a much better offensive talented team, still doing better.
>>67811257
Rollie was elite for that ECF run a few years back
>>67811293
>mfw forgot mf
>>67811260
the fact that he has a better sv% despite the ridiculous amount of shots he's taken should tell you who is better
>>67811331
He deserved the cup. Still mad Boston got Refpuck into the final
>>67811314
And .07 is better than .65
Vasy isnt better than Jones at all.
Jones has also played 12 more games in the far harder Conference.
>>67811359
>almost 3 Goals against average
Absolutly disgusting.
>>67811408
>vasys numbers began while playing debatably the best team in the league other than the Lightning if they win
>>67811390
Timmy outplayed him. That was a weird scenario where two geezers played so amazingly.
>>67811456
>he thinks the east is even competition for the west
St.Louis came into the playoffs hotter than Pittsburgh friendo.
Tampa is just going to get swept in the finals again
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT, /sp/?!
YOU TOLD THEY CHOKE.
YOU PROMISED ME THEY COULDN'T GET THERE.
YOU CALLED THEM SHORKS.
YOU POSTED THE STICK THEY CHOKED ON.
WHAT THE FUCK? I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA HAVE THORNTON DISAPPEAR, NOT TARSENKO.
HOW THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING HITTING THE POLES. HOW CAN WE NOT BEAT A BABBY SYSTEM TIER GOALIE LIKE MARTIN JONES?!
WHY?!
YOU PROMISED!!!
>15 game winning streak
>15 goals in two MC games
Can they possibly be stopped?
Damnit Bloos you had one fucking job
>>67811521
>'"the Lightning will lose to Detroit"
>"no way the Lightning make it past the Islanders muh car"
>"Penguins are the best team in the history of the NHL the Lightning will get swept"
they are a meme team of destiny just accept it
>>67811570
they're not 'there' yet
j0nes is elite
>>67811521
I don't think anyone was hotter than the Pongs going into the playoffs.
>>67811570
>forwards
sharks>>>blues
>defense
sharks>>blues
>pp
sharks>>>>>blues
>pk
sharks<<blues
>coaching
sharks>>>blues
>depth
sharks>>blues
>memes
sharks>>>>blues
>goaltending
sharks<blues
that's why
>>67811622
It's ok we will stop them duck friend
>>67811623
Ayo, Hol up.
People thought Tampa would lose to Detroit or NYI?
You gotta be pulling that out your ass to try to prove a point.
Either way it was literally the same situation last season. Everyone thought Rangers were some uber hot team.
Pittsburgh will trounce Tampa in game 6, then lose game 7.
Then Tampa will be swept.
History repeats itself.
>>67811614
>actually caring about the memeorial cup
>>67811732
Thanks Disney East bros
I know the Bolts always find a way to win . Absolute definition of clutch
>>67811743
There was insane amounts of shitposting about how the very injured lightning would lose in each round they've played so far. Now that they made it to the ECF everyone says how easy their path was. It was, but still not if you look at the shitposting against the Lightning
>>67811700
I'd argue their defense is better.
We got Dillion and Braun.
>>67811799
Wait are they the closest to disney world?
>>67811826
whats wrong with braun?
also they have some overrated nobodies and some literally who nobodies
>>67811854
Closer than the panthers, but Disney is still an hour away from Tampa with no traffic
>>67811293
Ey yo gonna be at that dank ass game 6 as well nigga
>>67811854
yes in fact I just went to Disney World on Friday.
>want to go to the game tomorrow
>have no friends
>don't want to go alone
>>67811945
Student rush with me
Just turned on the Memorial cup and realized there's literally nobody relevant in the tourney. How the mighty have fallen...
>>67811967
I'm not in school
>>67811982
Because this draft class after top 3 is a buncha literal whos
>>67811570
>HOW CAN WE NOT BEAT A BABBY SYSTEM TIER GOALIE LIKE MARTIN JONES?!
Jones was on fucking point tonight.
Can't say the same for Allen.
>>67811894
Braun dun goofs all the time. look at how many defensive turnovers are caused by him making a shit play.
>>67812005
>tfw chychrun will not play for your team
JUST
>>67811908
>tfw brand new niece.
>tfw already planning her first trip to disney world.
>tfw avatar land, star wars land, Toy story land will all be completed by the time we go.
I'm getting her a room at animal kingdom lodge too, so she can wake up add see giraffes n'shit.
>tfw comfy.
>>67805245
not in the US bruh
>>67812005
>"DRAFT PULJU!"
>"LAINE IS A BUST!"
>"PULJU IS THE KEY! DRAFT PULJU!"
>>67812005
Tyson Jost is Mcdavid 2.0
>>67812005
Remember the 2015 mem? We had names like Leon Draisatil, Madison Bowey, Josh Morrisey, Nick Merkley, Michael Dal Colle,& Adam Erne. Now it's literally who's with few exceptions (Ivan Provorov, Braden Point, Matthew Tkchuk)
>>67812139
Who?
>>67812109
>blowing all this money on a baby who literally won't even remember any of it
I hope you're planning a few years in advance so the kid can actually experience this stuff.
>>67812109
Animal kingdom lodge is really nice. My favorite is the Polynesian or the Contemporary but the AKL will definitely be more memorable for her. I need to renew my passes so I can go to the Star Wars land
>>67812150
>Adam Erne
Kek, why even mention some 2nd round tough guy?
>>67812155
Are you retarded son? He set the record for points at the u-18 tourney. He's only not talked about because he's not in muh whl
>>67812180
2nd in tourney scoring last year and was a physical force in CHL both series.
>>67812197
Oh wow he lit the Ivan Hilinka up I bet teams can't wait to get him locked up
>>67812222
104 points in 48 games in bchl though. He's fucking unreal.
>>67812197
>U-18
Kek. Didnt read any farther
>>67812180
Its funniest because he looks like he has perma-mumps
>>67812248
>BCHL
>>67812248
>BCHL
what?
You realize anything less than 1.5ppg in CHL is garbage, so having just over 2ppg in some league full of Nobodies is pretty funny for a prospeted 1st round pick
>>67812157
Yeah, it's for when she's 5 so she can get on the rides and so everybody can save up money.
I'm just planning now so I have money to buy her whatever she wants and cover the dining plan and a non stop.
>>67812165
Yeah my sister is trying to talk me out of it and I'm like "FUUUUUCCCKK NO, I want her to jump on your chest and scream about the warhogs at the window."
>>67812278
>1.5 ppg is garbage in the chl
>>67812319
Thanks for repeating what I said?
>>67812139
>Tyson Jost
>Being anywhere close to this
Pick one
>>67812291
Smart idea. Have to say I'm insanely jealous.
Star Wars Land looks insane. It's like a childhood dream come alive.
Hope you guys enjoy it.
>>67812341
Just had 15 at the u-18 senpai
>>67812341
Imagine if McJesus played in the BCHL too
>>67812358
>>67812363
Remember when McDavid had 120 points in 45 games in the OHL?
>>67812330
Top ranked north America skater Las less than 1.5 ppg. Garbage though.
>>67812419
McDavid? McDavid had 2.6 PPG last year senpai.
>>67812388
Mcdavid is in a league of his own. I was just saying Just is good. He's nowhere near Mcdavid but he's gonna be good.
>>67812109
>tfw I will never be an uncle because my only sibling isn't going to have kids
>tfw he isn't having kids because he suffers from a really shitty genetic illness he doesn't want to pass on
>tfw he only has this genetic illness because our mom literally cucked dad
>>67812443
This year nigga
>>67811982
Why is Christian Dvorak still never talked about?
>>67812472
This year is literally a bunch of nobodies. P-L Dubois IS garbage. 2nd line winger at best in NHL
How he is that high ranked baffles me. Hes not even the best player in the Q
>>67812459
Well you started out by saying hes McDavid 2.0
shut the fuck up about disneyland you dumb normies
>>67811826
Braun is a top 15 pure shutdown defenseman in the league
>>67812661
I bet you also believe Karlsson is a legitimate Norris candidate
>rags
>a
>g
>s
>>67812641
>hating Disney
I'm sorry for your hatred of fun
>>67812742
>Disney
>fun
Are you 8 fucking years old or are you actually an assburgers sufferer
>>67812614
True enough. He's good though. Not Mcdavid good but good
>>67812554
He's 6-3. Scouts blow size out of proportion.
>>67812753
>Disney
>not fun
>>67812753
>I only watch mature movie for I am a mature individual *tips fedora*
>>67812777
Yeah if you're 8 years old. I would kill myself if I had to go back there now
>>67812735
Bout as much as burns
>>67812773
I get that size gives you auto first round, but top 5? Come on.
The kid has no discipline and is an average offence.
>>67812800
You sound like a sad individual
>>67812792
>I watch childrens l movies because I am a mentally immature social reject who wants mommy to change my diapers forever
Literally brony tier
>>67812829
I bet you watch the news too
fuckin normie
>>67812822
You ever been there? It's literally a bunch of screaming kids and adults who are reliving the night they conceived and wanting to travel back in time and kill themselves
>>67812800
It's literally a magical place, anon.
It's essentially a world of film sets and roller coasters where you can let your inner child run wild.
I've only been to euro Disney, but it was great and I'd love to go again. I imagine Orlando is even better.
We don't have to hate everything, you know.
>>67812467
just go with friends, I mean shit, Epcot has a fucking drinking game.
>>67812859
Closest I've been is the Miami airport. But I bet it is what you make of it. If you go in with that attitude, then of course it will suck.
>>67812878
>>67812849
>>67812829
>>67812792
>>67812822
>>67812868
>>67812800
>>67812777
>>67812753
STOP TALKING ABOUT DISNEY ITS NOT HOCKEY JESUS FUCK UR ANNOYING
>Disneyland
>good
Yeah maybe if you enjoy the sounds of shrieking children all day long
Are the Bruins going to blow it all up this time or not?
>>67812829
>Disney only make children's films
Wrong.
And even if that were true, Disney animation is a classic for a reason. I say this as someone who isn't even an animation fan.
>>67812893
>Disney is not hockey
do you even best hockey movie of all time
>>67812893
au contraire mon frere
>>67812868
>>67812891
If you, as an adult, actually enjoy visiting a Disney theme park you should definetly qualify for some sort of mental health benefits
>>67812893
The ducks tho.
>>67812951
Sure thing, cool_boy97
>>67812753
>that flag
Do you even know what fun is you fucking shitposter? Have you ever even been?
>>67812928
>literally movie binland
>>67812951
Solid argument, senpai.
You really showed me the error of my ways.
Sure is fucking reddit in here worse then /r/hockey
>>67812973
Of course and it was cool when I was 8. Now I would rather kill myself.
>>67812987
I don't think I need to prove anything to a literal child brained mongoloid. You're essentially a brony
>>67812928
>Slapshot
>Miracle
>>67812994
>lets call everyone reddit
I thought that was a /tv/ meme
>>67812994
>muh reddit
damn son, that's some original meme right there good job.
>>67813014
Uhh, neither of those have anything on MVP: Most Valuable Primate
>>67813008
>if you don't like what I like you're a brain dead mong
Absolutely loving these arguments of yours.
M favourite is the implication that anything family friendly is inherently shit.
>>67812815
He's basically Benoit Poliot
>>67813008
>not going to Epcot to try all sorts of exotic foods and wines or downtown Disney clubs
I'm so sorry you hate popular things
>>67813080
if you think the food at epcot is exotic or even slightly authentic you are from alabama
