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Pic is most accurate season prediction sub-edition
MIA:Ajayi has 'separated' from Dolphins other RBs
FA:Pats show 'preliminary' interest in A. Foster
CHI:John Fox suggests he'll use 'hot hand' at RB
FA:Saints sign Barth to compete with Forbath
JAC:Jalen Ramsey suffers 'small meniscus tear'
ATL:Vic Beasley moving to strong-side linebacker
FA:RapSheet: Fitz, Jets want deal prior to OTAs
CLE:RG3 approaching offseason as if he is starter
LAR:Rams take 1-year flier on DT Dominique Easley
IND:Moncrief recovering from turf toe operation
SD:Chargers claim Zach Mettenberger off waivers
>>67766382
what can stop the patriots from winning 51 if they get foster?
>>67766388
A defense that can cover 2 slot midgets, Amendola, and two elite tight ends that can also stuff the run.
Bump.Fuck Canada
>>67766382
Is this some sort of meme or is op seriously retarded?
Those are the worst predictions I have ever seen
>>67766899
Ur mum.
Explain your retarded accusation
>>67766958
The chiefs will lose more than one game, simply as a default of having andy reid as the hc
The broncos will not have a losing record when they didn't really lose much of their defense and they arguably have upgraded on the offensive side
The cardinals will lose more than two games and the seahawks will most likely win the division, also fucking hell the rasm will win 10 games. 6 or 7 max, they're gonna be hot garbage.
afc east looks good but I'd argue the jets will be better than the lelphins this season
nfc east is honestly a toss up but I doubt the cowboys will win it, and the iggles will win more than just 2 games especially after they've cleaned up a lot of chip kelly's masses
The jaguars won't win the division and the titans certainly won't be in the last place
nfc south looks good
afc north is alright but I'd argue the steelers will make the playoffs
No way in hell will the Vikings win 13 games, 10 seems most likely, albeit a stretch. Lions will be bad but they'll win more games than that.
That's about it
>>67766382
>Browns will have 2 top3 picks
Please make this happen, based God.
>>67766388
Injuries, shit happens and its fucked
>>67769125
>HGH You Taste So Good
>>67767063
The Chiefs will not lose more than 3 games
The Broncos will be victim to football voodoo, SB slump
The Xecocks are not winning the West
Iggles are not going to win more than 2 games
Jets are going to be startin Geno
Jags are the best team in the AFC south right now
NFC South never looks good
Point out more than 3 losses for the Vikings
>>67766382
>div 1-5
if that 1 is beating the xircucks in centurylink and thus ruining their homefield advantage like the rasms did last year it'll be worth it
1. Marshall and decker - 305 targets, 62% catch rate, 26 TDs, 2529 yards
2. Robinson and Hurns - 257 targets, 56% catch rate, 24 TDs, 2431 yards
3. Nelson and Cobb (used nelsons 2014 season) - 280 targets, 63% catch rate, 19 TDs, 2348 yards
4. Thomas and Sanders - 313 targets, 60% catch rate, 12 TDs, 2439 yards
5. Gronkowski and Edelman (Edelmans 2015 season adjusted to 16 games) - 276 targets, 65% catch rate, 23 TDs, 2406 yards
prove me wrong
>>67766382
>BUF:Contract-year CB Gilmore to skip Bills OTAs
>FA:Manziel slugs man, kicked out of Vegas club
>SEA:Sherman not convinced Marshawn Lynch is done
>JAC:Jalen Ramsey signs rookie deal with Jaguars
Sure is summer with these new threads and old news
>>67783184
Made it late last night, didn't see new news. Thanks for the update :^)
>>67783104
Nope. Split with the Rams. Because Fisher
>>67778323
>has to resort to "voodoo" to justify his retarded opinion
Has /sp/ officially reached a new low?
People who hate Canada have small penises and like to watch their ugly girlfriends get fucked by niggers
>>67783304
Do you know me?
That was crazy accurate.
>>67783284
>"I dont believe in football voodoo"
>>67766382
what three games will the Browns win?
>>67783304
>Country is led by a left wing cuck
>Wants mudslime rapefugees
>Calls other countries cucks
>>67783284
Okay here: If PeyPey had stayed the starter, eventually the wheels would have come off. Brock Lobster coming in and 'meh'ing it up kept them afloat.
Peyton in the playoffs beat a meh-to-bad Steelers D and barely beat another meh D with the Patsies, being carried by his defense
This year, there is no 'meh' backup to the shitshow that is sanchize, and you can't rely on a defense to constantly pull you out of the bullshit
>>67783371
@ Eagles
v Ravens
@ Titans
>>67766382
>chefs with more than 10 wins
>raiders with less than 10
No.
JUST
>>67784000
Why waste trips on being a Raidnigger?
>>67784000
Trips for truth.
Even with a fully healthy roster chefs max out at 12 wins.
Raiders 3rd year QB, with a 2nd year WR1 and TE = better synergy / fewer rookie mistakes and hopefully Coop worked on his drop issue. Also has 1 full year under Musgraves. Top 5 Oline. Change of pace RB so Murray doesn't take full load. DLine has excellent depth and a completely revamped secondary. Seriously Raiders aren't a joke anymore.
Between 10 and 12 wins.
>in before hurdur no winning seasons hurdur
>>67767080
not like it'd matter they'd just pick busts anyway
>>67784225
Chiefs have a better offense and defense,especially offense though in the way that they have the best players to execute it
Just my opinion
>>67766382
>Bills doing better than 8/8
Explain this shit.
>>67784462
Get a win on a Bradyless Pats early, Jets start Geno so there's 2 wins, and 6 wins outside the division with their schedule isn't too far fetched
>>67784537
>Bradyless Pats
Who cares?
>it's an /nflg/ retard thinks 12 teams are winning 12+ games episode
>>67784633
I'd take young Cassel over the wop
>>67784537
I think you're vastly underestimating Rex Ryan's capacity for failure.
>>67784680
Poke holes in it without using shitty /tv/ memes
>>67784225
I'm expecting a 14-2 record with losses vs Carolina and at KC.
>>67784734
I just want him to have a good season so he can start promising Owls, and put bigger, and bigger razors in the cake
>>67784787
... Larry?
>have a good season
You're talking about the guy who took one of the best defenses in the league and turned it into one of the worst, the guy who had KC beat last year and then decided to ignore Sammy Watkins after halftime.
Accura
>>67784892
What's a Larry?
He's also the guy that got Sanchez to the AFC Championship game, though
>>67767063
>titans certainly won't be in last place
into the trash
>>67785024
That entire defense is all wrong not to mention the offense
>>67785024
assuming this is accurate and hasselbeck was at least average they should have easily contended for a super bowl
what stopped them?
>>67785024
jesus, where to start
>Geathers good
>Adams elite
>LBs being anything more than trash
>Vontae elite
>Gore Elite
You're wrong, wrong, wrong
>>67785024
>somehow deluded himself into thinking that no starter on the colts is worse than good
>GM is still rated as >just
????????
>>67785462
Homer is stronk in him
>>67785441
The fact that their defense is absolute garbage even though they play in a weak division and gore isn't elite at all and has not been for ages
which team has the best defensive line in all of football, and why is it the New York Football Giants?
>>67785651
>Not the Vikings
For real though, still miss Coughlin?
>>67785651
Still houston
>>67785651
FS will be Darian Thompson
Spagano should be >JUST
Will Tye will be the starter
Outside of that, I agree.
>>67785651
>JPP elite
wew laddie
>>67785749
>clowney
>elite
top kek m8
>>67785759
He actually he.
He got a shit ton of pressure last season, the issue was that he didn't have his grip and couldn't grab.
Now he got that stupid club off of his hand and he has his grip back.
He's elite.
>>67785767
>>67785834
I don't know what this proves?
>>67785901
Is there a more elite division than the AFC West?
>>67785232
>>67785441
Turn off trip and samefag. But besides that how am I wrong? Hasselbeck was a injury away from retirement (see what happened), the offense is shitty without Luck, and the defense (if you watched a game) kept the team alive in close games.
>>67785453
> those guys are bad cause I say they are bad
> Adams was the top 5 safety with t-3 most INT
> Vontae isnt a shut down corner when healthy
> Geathers was decent enough to land a starter role.
> D'qwell lead in tackles. Freeman left. Nate Irving or Sio Moore wont have an impact
> Gore isnt elite
Kill yourself. I hope you're just a division rival and not someone who just shitpost without knowledge.
>>67785462
Can you provide some stats or proof of that bud?
>his team doesn't have a bellow average starter
>didnt make the playoffs
lol ok fags
>>67786228
Of whom art thou quoting?
>>67786145
Indianapolis was 26th in yards allowed last year and Gore averaged 3.7 YPC.
lmao this fucking guy
>>67786145
Yea Luck played like shit when he was in and if you want to deflect it off him then the O-Line played like shit which would mean at least one of those things should be rated lower than that
>>67786239
ur mom
>>67786253
fuk u say?
>>67785024
>literally our entire team is good but our GM is JUST
>MIKE ADAMS IS A TOP 5 SAFETY
FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND FLAMING KEKS
>>67786345
> Look at number of safeties on top 10
> Still on the top 10
But i mean hey your right.
>>67786243
The only reason why it was that because of Toler bitch ass cant cover anyone, and Davis had foot surgery, so ill give you that. Gore still had 967 yards with that terrible Oline and still no 100 yard game.
>>67786250
Oline kept switching is why they were terrible. Luck should be fine, but the Oline should be decent with everyone not rotating anymore.
>>67786659
>Sorted by INT
>>67786659
PFF rated the Colts O-line as the 15th overall and 19th best at run blocking. The Rams O-line was rated 28th overall and the 27th best run blocking grade. Yet Gurley still managed 4.8 ypc behind that terrible O-line, while Gore's slow ass averaged more than a yard less per carry behind just a mediocre one and with only 30 more carries overall.
Guess which one is actually elite.
>>67785757
FUCK YOU GIANTS, I WANTED DARIAN ON MY TEAM
REEEEEEEEE
>>67783304
Listen bro, I've got no beef with you, I'm actually a Raptors fan myself, but I think you might be projecting. Just a little.
In any case, thanks for electing that socialist despot, ever since your dollar dropped below the Philippine Peso I haven't struck out once on any of my many trips to Toronto.
It's like the moment they find out I'm American the eggs start dropping, and since you Cucknadian "men" fail to reign in your feminazis, most of you have fallen for the "open relationship" meme, and I'm proud to say more than one of you is paying the tab on my offspring.
Feels good man.
Go Raptors!
>>67783229
Von Miller and the Broncos let Brady get within 2 points of going to the Owl last year when Brady was playing behind that dumpster fire of a line. With based Dante back alone plus better luck with injuries and offseason acquisitions, Miller et al. will need to play better than last year to stop the Pats, and it's not unreasonable to think they'll have to do it in Gillette instead of mile high.
I'm not gonna prattle on about MUH BRADY or MUH PATS BEST EVER HURR. But if you think Miller and the Broncos are a trump card against the Pats, I think you may want to reconsider.
>>67787344
never underestimate Brady-Belichick
>>67787364
I mean I'm not. I'm just saying that there are reasons beyond those two to believe that the Broncos could have serious problems with the Pats next year.
>>67787364
Fuck off Mayo
>>67787401
fuck off sean
>>67787460
Fuck off bb
>>67783229
Broncos fans overrate this retard more than the Jets fan did Mark Sanchez the year they went to those two AFC Championship games
>>67787487
i would hope so
>>67787487
https://youtu.be/rpPJ6X1wjIE
>>67785024
>>67785651
>>67785749
lmao look at these losers with their inferior shitty versions
>>67787461
I fully expect this to happen.
>>67766382
>average meme teams like the chiefs and bengals who had a lucky season winning their division
these predictions are bait right?
>>67787670
i see it but you should up the opacity a bit
>>67787675
>no rivers
Just stop
>>67787670
freeky
>>67787713
Who's rivers?
>>67787752
>No Dalton
>>67787752
Brady
Rogers
Brees
Dalton
Wilson
Roethlisberger
Newton
Rivers
Stafford
Romo
Carr
>>67787344
>it's not unreasonable to think the game won't be in Gillette
Lol not with Brady suspended the first four games
>>67787816
>no cutler
>>67787487
Not as much as pats fans overrate that retard tom brady
>>67787816
>>67787752
>>67787675
>posting this trash when there is all ready the objectively FACT list
ELITE
tier 1- Rodgers and Brady
------
Brees
GREAT
Romo and Rivers
Ben
------
Wilson, Luck and Palmer
VERY GOOD
Ryan, Eli and Newton
------
Flacco, Dalton and Stafford
GOOD
Carr, Cutler and Smeth
Bortles, Winston and Cousins
------
Mariota and TyGod
------
SERVICEABLE
Fitzpatrick
Bridgewater and Tannehill
>>67787670
>putting Tunsil at LG for 3 years when he's likely already better than both the starting tackles on your team
I still cannot fathom this reality
>>67787849
Von Miller is literally Malcolm Smith tier buddy, both of them let winning superbowl MVP get to their head, and one of them is literally who now.
>>67787856
Is Cam not great yet or do we need 1 more year?
>>67787856
>Eli
>very good tier
No, no, this is not alright.
>>67787703
>>67787726
Shh
>>67787898
If the interior wasn't such a shitshow he'd end up in his natural position. Albert and James are better at their position than Turner and Thomas are, so it's a necessary sacrifice
AFCE
Brady
Taylor
Tannehil
Geno/Hack
AFCN
Roethlisberger
Dalton
Flacco
Cook/RG?
AFCW
Carr
Rivers
Smith
Sanchez/Lynch
AFCS
wew
Luck
Bortles
Osweiler
Mariota
NCFE
Romo
Cousins
Eli
Wentz/Bradford
AFCN
Rodgers
Bridgewater
Stafford
Cutler
NFCW
Wilson
Palmer
Gabbert
Goff
NFCS
Newton
Breed
Ryan
Winston
>>67787965
>Flacco not the best QB in the AFC North
>>67787965
>Carr
>Bridgewater
>Newton
>>67787898
Maybe they're convinced Albert can not be made of glass for 1 year
>>67787904
>no player has more sacks since 2011 than Von Miller
>Von had the most dominant back to back conference championship and super bowl of any player ever
Whoa buddy you're really desperate trying to prove any kind of point here
>>67787934
yes, one more year to really get a grip on him
>>67787945
where should he be in your opinion?
>>67787965
>Osweiler over Mariota
>>67787985
Sup Old Bay. Why'd you turn your trip off?
>>67787985
Didn't his team go 5-12 last year
>>67787670
Alright,i'll newfag it. Where do you get the layout for these rating things?
>>67787999
Watt has 74.5
Browns are unironically winning the north and RG3 is winning comeback player of the year, evolving into the pocket passer he always wanted to be
>>67788070
Watt is a defensive end though, not a linebacker
>>67788172
Said no one ever
>>67788172
He was too dumb to learn pocket passing though
>>67787663
>>67787670
lmao look at these losers with their inferior shitty versions
>>67787965
Cutler has looked better than Bridgewater and Stafford the last couple years.
>>67788016
"Above-Average" tier
But thats probably where most of the guys in "good" tier should go including Flacco and excluding Cousins.
>>67788164
You are a gentleman and a scholar
>>67788199
Lechler is elite, you faggot
>>67788199
>>67787670
>>67787663
lmao look at these losers with their inferior shitty versions
GOT IT>>67788226
>>67788197
"was" being the key word there
He's perfect for Hue Jackson's system
Jackson even made Andy fucking Dalton into a top 10 QB and Dalton doesn't have nearly as much athleticism as RG3 which is important for his offense
>>67788199
>Clowney
>elite
pick one
cap'n chen!
>>67788312
HONK
>>67787958
Your RT can't just shift over to RG? I remember reading he could be also be a fit in the interior when he came to the NFL.
>>67788333
LMAO GOOD TRIPS
>>67788294
CANT SPELL CLOWNEY WITHOUT ELYNC??
>>67788363
>>67788333
Samefag
Wasted double-dub trips
>>67788418
HONK HONK
>>67788333
>>67788333
>>67788333
3 3 3
3 3 3
3 3 3
>>67787670
Tannehill is at least Good
>>67788348
That's what he had to do last season, but he ended up being a liability at guard. It was also an issue because there was no depth at OT so Jason "JFMSU" Fox had to fill in for James, but that wouldn't be an issue this time around.
>>67788202
In what way?
>>67788546
HE CAN READ A DEFENSE
>>67788597
This guys reminds me of ProFootballMock's Ben Roethlisberger
>>67788636
HE CAN BLOCK FOR HIMSELF
>>67788511
At most good. It's hard to really tell what he's capable of when he's only played behind swiss cheese and with a poor coaching staff, but so far there isn't enough evidence to prove that, in a best-case scenario, he'd be anything more than above average.
>>67788636
Jay is a big guy
>>67787693
Honestly, I want to say the Bengals will go sub .500 but, the rest of the division is so meh
>>67788663
http://profootballmock.com/facebookchat/nfl-qbs-facebook-resting-starters/
It should be noted that all Steelers QBs are retarded
>>67788164
Someone who knows what font that is should change "SHIT" to ">JUST" and "ROOKIE" to "UNPROVEN."
Carr / Coop can make the jump to Elite this season
Walford could be great. Our DT group could be better, Ellis and Williams don't gel together quite as well. Ward will probably be a rotational DT. Our entire MLB group hovers around average/good
>>67789392
big x-factor for me is murray, if he can give the raiders a consistent run game they're winning the division
>>67789463
photoshop game on point
I stand with the Detroit Lions.
>>67789461
That's true. I hope he'll do much better with our improved offensive line. Plus it's good to see we got a change of pace RB in DeAndre Washington who could take some of the load off/actually break tackles
>>67789549
Your legs must not work very well then
>>67789579
Michigan blood courses through my veins. I cut down trees in the morning and build cars by night. My diet consists solely of trout, pancakes and maple syrup. The Great Lakes are mine to explore and the wild life are mine to conquer.
#OnePride
#PureMichigan
#IStandWithTheDetroitLions
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>>67789713
>My diet consists solely of trout, pancakes and maple syrup.
don't forget the plumbum
>>67766382
You are absolutely right sir! There is no way the Philadelphia Eagles win more than two games. Lol what a shit team we will never win shit, should have kept Kelly!
>>67789753
Don't bunch our great state with those Flint/Dearborn niggers. Mid/West Michigan has some of the cleanest water in the country.
>>67785024
>Luck
>Elite
At turn overs maybe.
>>67766382
>people seriously think the Panthers can capture lightning in a bottle twice
>>67789820
They didn't even capture lightning once.
I'd say excuse the shitty coloring and txt job, but fuck you /sp/, you don't own me
Official game day soda power rankings
Coke
POWER GAP
Dr. Pepper
A&W Root beer
Mountain dew Code Red
POWER GAP
Any coke variation
Pepsi
Any Pepsi variation
Squirt
Sierra Mist
Cream soda
Cranberry Soda (not sure who makes it, but its out during Christmas)
SHIT TIER
Mr. Pibb
Any other rootbeer not made by A&W
7UP
SPRITE
ANY ORANGE, GRAPE, PINEAPPLE, STRAWBERRY, OR MEXICAN SODA
lemon lime
>>67790020
bump down diggs and cap
>>67790093
>drinking soda
>>67790130
Diggs was probably purple glasses, because the rest of the receivers outside of our TEs were so shit...Cap is amazing in the slot tho, bro
random request but does anyone have that stick figure comic that zooms in on his crying face
>>67790093
>Mr Pibb
>Shit tier
found the pleb
>>67790158
If its not soda, then its beer
BUT IF I DO DRINK A BEER BEFORE 5 MY DAUGHTERS START GIVING ME SHIT
>>67785651
>>67785749
>>67785024
gimmie template
>>67790020
Diggs is good not great bud. Also pls gib Harrison ;-;
I.found this on deviantart
>>67790299
What a strange world we live in.
>>67790299
>>67790093
>Any other rootbeer not made by A&W
>shit
the only thing thats shit is your taste
>>67790299
It gets worse
>>67790299
Well maybe I spoke to soon
I don't like this one
>>67790492
Card-Pitt merger.jpg
>>67790612
animeme raiders
>>67790632
Kek
>Chiefs fans
It seems colts fans can't draw faces
nth for BB
>>67790780
Looks like Romo.
>>67790805
looks like a potato
>jaguar fans
>not having a pregnant fetish
>>67790878
The fuck is up with her legs?
Duplicate post bypass
>>67790158
this
>>67790234
you must be a disgusting toothless lardass
>>67790889
>>67790926
These arent even cringe, they look pretty good.
>>67790093
>tiers in a power ranking
>no numerical rankings
>>67790994
guys how do i filter tripFAGS?
whos the golden state warriors of the nfl?
>>67790878
>2016
>not having a preggo fetish
>>67791040
the same way you filter unimportant moosenigger canadians
>>67791040
Enable filter in settings
>>67791053
packers, fluke ring in a weak year, have a fraudulent great regular season(15-1/73-9) and then just choke in the playoffs forever after that
>>67791053
right now, the browns
>>67791053
49ers or seahawks
>>67791088
This. This SO hard.
I found this on deviantart
>>67791230
That ain't right
>>67790535
Kek
How do you guys deal with the crushing sadness that comes with knowing the weekend is almost over?
>>67791325
Repression
>>67791325
I'm never happy anymore so it doesn't matter what day it is
>>67791230
>>67791302
who won the last super bowl?
>>67791325
Marijuana
>>67791325
>not being a shut-in NEET
>>67791357
Same desu
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/super-troopers-2#/
Who /HYPE/ here?
>>67791388
Pretty much this
>>67791325
wake up at 1pm and realize that half the day is over so you have half the time to suffer
you still end up dealing with loneliness in the dead of night though
>>67790280
I made him Elite, see Smith
>>67791086
Thank you
>>67791440
>dat game
>dat season
>>67791325
i get to work from home for 2 days of my work week
>tfw feels like it takes forever for the season to begin
>once it begins, it feels like it flashes by and it's the offseason again
>>67791651
>working from home
>he takes his job very seriously
>>67788546
He knows how to win a playoff game
>>67791691
basically
More DA shit
>>67791692
>He takes his "Team" very seriously
Do Titans fans actually exist?
>>67792005
Irrelevant
>>67792005
one
I miss him desu
>>67791917
Fuckin weebs...
>>67792045
I miss that kiddie tiddler. It was fun while he was around.
>>67791917
His right leg should not be twisted like that
>>67792180
Oh dear god
>>67792180
Science has gone too far.
>>67766382
GO CHIEFS AMIRITE OP?
>>67787670
Fixed it familiarino
That tribute was weak
>>67792450
Thanks my man, much appreciated
>>67792431
DELETE THIS
>>67792045
>>67792092
What happened to him, did he get MadThad'd?
>>67792431
Jesus Christ, is there any group more cancerous than furfags?
Superbowl 51 is going to be Chiefs v Cardinals
/sp/ can't stop it
>>67792669
>Smith
>Winning in the playoffs
>Palmer
>winning in the playoffs
>>67792669
Hi Arizona
>>67792776
>>67792669
>Von_Miller.jpg
>>67792758
So what happens if they both lose the superbowl?
>>67792816
Then the owl is awarded to another team? I'll say jags
you guys are going to think i'm so smart when all my memes get proven true
>>67792619
I doubt he has the balls to attempt something irl and I think [spoiler]hope[/spoiler] he knows better than to incriminate himself by talking about his perversions on facebook or some shit
probably just got bored with the offseason and will be back when the season gets rolling
>>67792758
>Smith
>Winning in the playoffs
he has multiple times and currently has the 4th highest postseason passer rating
>>67792816
The best defensive player will win MVP
>>67792853
Can it go to the Browns instead? I feel like they deserve it after all this time.
>>67784136
What is more embarrassing
Being at a Drake show or no landing a punch
>>67792776
>>67792758
I'd just really like to see a QB match up where you can't find reason to hate either one.
Both guys came back from shitty dips in their careers to be contenders
Both coaches are likeable
Both defenses are tits McGee
And it'd be really cool not to have some meme team in the Owl this year
no, neckbeards the Chiefs are not meme
>>67792887
Option C: Being Johnny Manziel
>>67792856
Alex Smith is great post season, just always seems to be the only one on his team that wants to win when it matters
I mean, that play against the Pats, dodging 9000 sacks?
>>67789762
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>67792930
>Your options at QB are Chase Daniel, Badkneeford, and Wentz
>No Meme offense
Just accept it, like EDP has
>>67792758
>Palmer
>winning in the playoffs
Only the Packers, folks.
>>67792958
EDP is a fake ass nigga that doesn't even live in Philly
>>67792981
Why would any fans in PA be Iggle fans when they can like the Steelers?
>>67792887
This
>>67792981
lmao that would be like a packers fan living in fucking florida
>>67793004
>>67793019
That timing
HAHAHAHA
>>67793004
What the hell is that symbol on the guy's hat?
>>67789762
should've kept andy reid you dumb fucks!
is there any reason the steelers don't win the BOWL next year
>>67792928
>just always seems to be the only one on his team that wants to win when it matters
I remember in their last post season game when he "wanted to win" while down by 2 scores and huddled after the 2 minute warning didn't even snap until 1:30 yet had 3 time outs left.
>>67793068
Illuminati. See the grey triangle?
>>67793097
Their defense?
Quick /sp/
Lets see your Top 5 Defenses Next Season
>1. Arizona
>2. Minnesota
>3. Denver
>4. Seattle
>5. Los Angeles
>>67793097
DUDE WEED
>>67793004
why does every other teams fanbase steal Raiders swag? It's like they can't even come up with their own identity so they have to piggy back off of the Raiders
>>67793102
No one is talking to, or listening to you Canada. Go watch a RedBlack game.
>>67793114
>Their defense
did you not pay attention to their draft or something?
They fucking killed it
>>67793130
>illuminati
>women
Okkkaaayyy
>>67793097
ben isn't actually a very good postseason QB
Guten Aben /nfl/
>>67793152
""""womwn""""
>>67793171
eh?
>>67793149
>steelers killed the draft
>>67793149
>Steelers killed the draft
You...are you retarded?
>>67793149
From what I've heard, Burns isn't an ideal fit in the Steeler's defensive scheme, and may take a year to acclimate.
But even beyond that, do you really expect a class of rookies to turn Pittsburgh's defense into a top 10 unit in their first year? You think every single one of them is a starter and will have an immediate impact?
>>67793244
Yes, very retarded.
>>67793208
Need any rare pepes up in is piece?
>>67793311
>>67793208
Samefag
>>67793149
loool what are you smoking?
>>67793322
nigga please
where do u think old bay got that
is there any reason the puckers don't win the BOWL next year
>>67793322
Shut up
>>67793357
>>67793345
>>67793311
>>67793208
Guilty until proven innocent
>>67793124
1. Steelix
2. Aggron
3. Shuckle
4. Regirock
5. Avalugg
>>67793413
Look at the times you mouth breaking mollusk
>>67793417
>a tripfag replied to me
Welp, there's my first gay experience
>>67793448
Learn2Type
>>67793124
>Denver not number 1
Come on senpai, they only lost 2 starters and will have a competent offense that won't go 3 and out every series.
Why does pokemon get it's own board but not 40k? Pokemon is for acoustic manchildren
>>67793124
1. Vikings
2. Cardinals
3. Broncos
4. Texans
5. Chiefs**
6. Ravens
**assuming Justin Houston is 100%
>>67793501
>Ravens
A good, but old safety does not a top 5 defense make, senpai
>>67793413
He Looked at Me!
He Looked Right at ME!
I AM AWAITED IN VALHALLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>67793152
Alice Walton m8.
>>67793497
What about electric man-children?
>>67793534
small potatoes
>>67793523
Ravens will be a top 10 defense, but top 5 is a bit of a reach.
>>67793532
WHERE TO BOSS? DUBSTOWN? TRIPSFARM?
>>67790457
Dude, that shit is dope.
>>67793523
They were 12th in yards/play last year with no offense and a bunch of injuries. They don't need Weddle to be Ed Reed, they just need a decent backstop to help out their corners.
>>67793548
>16th wealthiest person in the world
>small potatoes
>>67793629
not even top 15
>>67793629
Hasn't she killed like 7 people drunk driving?
Who will finish with the most?
I have Eli ending his career with about 390 TDs
>>67793678
Holy shit, Eli leads that trio? What the fuck?
>>67793703
Well he's not always hurt and suspended like Ben
>>67793703
Eli is elite.
>>67793703
You people like to pretend like Eli is some shit QB on the level of Mark Sanchez. When in reality, he's usually like a top 10 QB, especially last season.
Here you have a QB with this stat line
63% completion
4,432 yards passing
35 TDs, tied 2nd in the league
93.6 passer rating
Somehow, he's like a bottom 20 QB in /sp/'s eyes
>>67793703
Eli has like 800 more attempts
>>67793646
>controls the world's largest retailer
>controls the world's largest private sector employer (if you count governments, its third behind the US and Chinese militaries)
>controls the company that dominates trade between the 2 most powerful countries on the planet
>>67793751
He's a Beckham babby, he never would have won those owls without him
Old Bay is steadily making his transition into the next Smeth Until Death. Old Bay used to post some quality shit, actually talked football and used to be right half the time.
Now he's insufferable, memes 24/7, constantly argues with Patsfags (obsessed even), half the anons here dislike him, gets btfo on just about every generalhe's active, losses his trip, posts as anon to damage control or leaves, and his now wrong more than ever.
He was better when he was DPBH.
>>67793762
>no benis
>>67793781
I always post with my trip on /sp/
>>67793751
He's always had at least one top 5 receiver and the rest being competent. He's above average though, better than what others try to downplay him with.
>>67793791
>outwardly vulnerable genitalia
>an anatomical advantage
>>67793805
Are you claiming Plaxico was top 5? Eli has had a decent supporting cast but no one who was elite until Beckham got there. I would argue that Rivers and Ben have had better receivers throughout their career.
>>67793794
>I always post with my trip on /sp/
I recall you claiming that you would remove your trip when posting on /mlb/, as an excuse to why you remove it and not cause you get btfo.
>>67793794
Bull fucking shit. EVERYTIME you get BTFO (which is almost every thread lately) you suddenly disappear and some anon just happens to start gargling your balls?
>>67793805
>He's always had at least one top 5 receiver
Not a chance m8. Cruz was a flash in the plan, if he was a top 5 WR at any point it was only for a very brief period. Plaxico, no fucking way. Who'd he have before that, Amani Toomer? C'mon dude.
>>67793822
Did you forget le salsa dancing man?
Say he wasn't elite and I WILL END YOU, tripfag
>>67793829
I only take my trip off when I post on other boards
why is Old Bay so based?
>>67793822
Nicks
Cruz
Manningham
They had a few good TEs too
>>67793831
That's one of you retarded anons false flagging, like one of you did with Police and that other trip
>>67793850
He was top 15 but come on, saying he's elite is a stretch
>>67793781
>Old Bay used to post quality shit
prove it
>actually talked football
this is true, i concur to this
>used to be right half the time
i would say more along the lines of 20% of the time
>Now hes insufferable
yep
>memes 24/7
yea its sad thats how 99% of his rebuttals go
>losses his trip, posts as anon to damage control or leaves, and his now wrong more than ever.
yea it sucks watching this downward spiral, maybe he can turn it around i dunno we will have to see. only a few of us great trips manage to stand the test of time
>>67793877
>thinking anyone on this list was ever elite
kys
>>67793896
They were for likeb1 year, especially mannigham
>>67793888
oldgay BTFO by the trips of a tripfag
>>67793877
>Nicks
>Manningham
>guys who were #2s behind #1s who were not elite
Just stop.
>>67793856
Lmao lying ass tripfag. I've luckily been around for the Old Gay roast session, you get salty as shit pham. You quickly lose your trip and ride your own dick as anon till you just accept it and leave till it calms down
Lmao'ing at your life Ratshits
>>67793915
Manningham was mediocre as fuck man, he never even had more than 1000 yards in a season
>>67793887
>some anon knows exactly when I ran crying out of the thread and starts false flagging 2 minutes after
Have you met anyone stupid to buy this yet?
>>67793876
(You)
>>67793888
Wasted trips
>>67793888
Holy shit all this correctness and trips
He seriously needs help. He needs to leave that faggy trip too.
>>67793937
This, honestly.
>>67793957
Derek Carr is MAYBE a Top 16 QB
He is definitely Top 20 though
>>67793937
This, honestly
>>67793937
This, honestly.
>>67793937
Honestly, this.
>>67793937
., Honestly this
Yet another quality /nfl/ thread. Good work guys
where did oldbay go he was just here
>>67793937
Real talk nigga
>>67793976
You mean top 13
http://www.nfl.com/stats/categorystats?conference=null&statisticCategory=PASSING&offensiveStatisticCategory=null&defensiveStatisticCategory=null&season=2015&seasonType=REG&experience=&tabSeq=0&role=
>>67794004
The honor goes to you my tripfriend, you inspired it. Kys faggot
>>67794033
>Passing yards
>>67794040
Appreciate it my friend
>>67794009
So its been a week and you still havent answered my question
Why do you think Crawford is shit?
>>67794033
Don't you have to actually win something to be considered good?
>>67794009
>you getting BTFO into silence
>not a quality thread
lmao'ing @ all these salty cucks who got BTFO by based Old Bay
http://espn.go.com/nfl/statistics/player/_/stat/passing/sort/passingTouchdowns
Using ESPN because categories are sortable
Carr was #9 in TDs thrown last year too
>>67794062
He's a literal who player. He may not be complete shit but he's certainly nothing special.
>>67794060
Kek
I meant to say >>67794040 to >>67794009
Sorry senpai, return that trophy
>>67794092
oh yeah, garbage time TDs are oh so impressive when the game is already lost
>killing Bran's direwolf
Fuck you game of thrones
>>67794123
Should have known better, Matt Stafford will never get a trophy
>>67794069
He won against the Ratshits
OHHHHHHH :^) :^) :^)
NO SCOPED NIGGA
https://youtu.be/Ss7SRjiOCCs
>>67794118
Too bad there's no Garbage Time leaders category
>>67794069
>>67794086
>>67794106
> These post times
Something isn't adding up here old gay
>>67794123
>>67794162
Are you the one who posts webms of Carr "highlights" that are passing TDs when the Raiders are down 20 points in the 4th quarter?
>>67794189
you guys love muh oc
>>67794206
I only have a few webms, usually of very good plays or TDs in a winning game
>>67794151
>>67794206
Just check this out m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3aOQBNzhEw
>>67794243
What do you call that haircut?
i miss him
>>67794268
The Ronaldo poo doo
>>67794265
https://youtu.be/u99aRKA-ca4
>>67794292
Am I the only one who REEEE'S when people call Tampa, Tampa Bay?
>>67794319
You "REEEE" anytime you get btfo, Old Shit
>>67794333
Wasted trips
Old bay BTFO
Who is more overrated, Joe Flacco or Eli Manning?
>>67794352
Alex Smith
11 more weeks till Football.
>>67793888
>>67794333
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>67787856
>Both Romo and Rivers over Ben
Other than that, it's pretty accurate.
>>67794371
I'll make it
>The Broncos aren't going to make the playoffs next season!
>>67769125
>mfw fellow patsfags didn't believe me when I said patricia can't contain QB
Embarrassing a broken Manning pulls off 10+ yards on any team.
>>67794413
Even if they do, they have no QB
>>67794319
He's actually in the Tampa Bay in that pic though...
Anyone seen Old Bay? He was here just 10 minutes ago...
>>67794371
>>67794391
I don't think I can make it guys
>>67794106
wow what a complete non argument
>>67794371
Damn, that's actually not that long. That's only 11 trips to the bar.
>>67794431
We're all gonna make it bro
Oldbay literally DESTROYING these pretenders
Tiki oh how will he recover? next sneak then bb shall be btfo.
>tfw >your draft pick hasn't torn their ACL yet
>>67794371
>>67794391
>>67794497
I dunno man
I was so bored the other day I played Golf and i Liked it. Had a hole in one on the 4th with my 4 iron, I just dunno if I can make 11 weeks.
11 weeks, just typing it hurts
>>67794509
Is there any sports reaction gif to top that?
>>67794527
what habbend to gronk
>>67794497
>only going to the bar once a week
Step your alcoholism game up, lad.
>>67794553
Real alcoholics don't need to go to the bar to drink
>>67794536
Golf is fun as shit to play man, just don't get how people enjoy watching it. Like fishing
>>67794543
webms?
>>67794514
Move Slay and Ansah down to great, otherwise correct.
>>67783141
>Thomas and Sanders - 313 targets, 60% catch rate
So DT keps dropping balls?
Nice
>>67794548
That was before Roberto "Yo Soy Fiesta" Gronkowski
That's that one nigga that was caught trying to buy drugs online kek
He played with the Pats for a season then bounced around.
>>67794543
Possibly this
>>67794575
Catch rate =/= drop rate.
>>67794567
How is his leg so flexible?
>>67794575
More like Peyton kept overthrowing every single deep ball and underthrowing every single comeback route.
>>67794548
Re-Vitiligo
>>67766382
>Chefs
>15-1
>1st seed in AFC
>>67794567
Yeah it's okay
but it's not football
1st hole in one was a nice surprise
>>67794413
this is you.youtu.be
https://youtu.be/HRU0qc28BPM
>>67794577
>dat Belichick
>>67794594
That flexibility got him drafted in the first round
Which QB trio is most like Ed Edd Eddy
Eddy - Smart manlet, will con you
Edd - super intelligence, not very athletic
Ed - Big and dumb, very happy-go-lucky
>>67794543
I wouldn't say it's a reaction, but this is the greatest sports gif of all time
>>67794663
Wilson
Palmer
Eli
>>67794663
Eddy = Wilson
Edd = Would have been Peyton, but I guess it's now Brady
Ed - Newton
>>67794665
Best part of that was that it was the dipshit QB wo got flagged for spiking the ball into his nuts, not the guy for shoving him
>>67794663
>Eddy
Brees, he's been conning the Saints for years or Manziel
>Edd
Does Chad Pennington still count?
>Ed
Roethlisberger
>>67794663
Eddy - Wilson
Edd - Fitzpatrick (although he's shown some athleticism)
Ed - Newton
>>67794371
>11 weeks left already
>>67794840
>36 weeks until football enda
>>67794844
Fuck you
>>67794879
get a life you goober
>>67794844
perhaps mercifully so
>but then it's kings season
>>67794914
Get a gf
>>67794665
not as funny but I got one
>>67794714
>best player in franchise history
>con
Okay m8.
>tfw second best winning PCT in all of baseball
>>67794982
>best player in franchise history
>is a Charger
wow laddie
>>67794997
You a bitch
>>67794990
here ya go
>>67794696
HOLD THE DOOOOOOR
HOLDTHEDOORR
HOLDOOOOR
HODORRRR
>>67795024
OLD BAY BTFO
Who would win in a fight, JJ Watt or The Grand Canyon?
>>67795051
Your mom's hole claimed many a life8
>>67795033
Not gonna lie, kinda teared up there a bit
>>67795078
>Crying
OLD BAY CONFIRMED WOMAN, PULL OUT THEM TITS
>>67787965
Anything other than Lynch at MVP is wrong
Denver guaranteed superbowl chamos
>>67795093
Don't know what a chamo is, but lynch isn't doing shit
>>67767063
>The Seahawks will most likely win the division.
Not with that garbage ass o-line they have, especially against the Cards defense now. I want this Seacuck meme to end finally.
>>67787965
Anything other than Lynch at MVP is wrong
Denver guaranteed Superbowl champs
>>67795117
Cards are more of a meme tbqh, always have been always will be
>>67795133
Lynch isn't doing shit
>>67794997
As a matter fact, no, he does not play for the Chargers.
Who is the best ever Asian NFL player? And I mean real Asian, not Asian like Pacific Islanders or Australians
>>67795140
You disillusioned faggpt
>>67795176
your mom
>>67795176
Dat Nguyen is the only one I can think of.
>>67795196
It's actually a day old..
>>67795196
lol, bravo assclown.
>>67795207
>>67795216
><> J
>>67795176
>Who is the best ever Asian NFL player? And I mean real Asian, not Asian like Pacific Islanders or Australians
someone make a thread of this, out shitpost the australians during the aussie power hour
>>67795201
Ed Wang
>>67795216
>Delvin Breaux has 3 fractured vertebrae
>Saints allow him to play
How do you support that team?
http://asianplayers.com/football/
>>67795276
>>67795276
>>67795276
NEW THREAD
>>67795276
>>67795276
>>67795276
YUROKEKS CANKEKS AUSSHITS STAY OUT
>>67795276
>>67795276
>>67795276
>>67795033
>>67795078
Sheeeeeiiiiiit
>>67795280
Jesus Christ you're retarded
>>67795269
>the NFL allows this to happen
How do you support this League?
>>67795280
>29 posts early
kysmm
257 Days Until the Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI
Roman Gabriel was Filipino? Who knew
>>67795307
>making a webm of an Adrian Peterson fumble
You gonna start making webms of the sun rising?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHMTVcbvb3c
>"I love him to death"
Son
of
a
bitch
;_;7
>>67785024
The colts are a bunch of nobodies lol
>>67795324
His career fumble rate is pretty normal.
>>67795341
Whoever makes te next thread needs to dedicate it to Hodor
>>67795359
They really are, and then /nfl/ shits all over Luck even though he carries that doodoo squad.
>>67795369
Someone already fucked it up
>>67795280
>>67795432
I was going to advocate boycotting that thread but the Mods currently aren't doing their ''''''''''''''''jobs''''''''''''''''
Ayy
>>67794206
The Raiders were down by 20+ in exactly one game last year and Carr got hurt in it. Continue proving you know literally zero about Carr or the Raiders.
>>67795432
>>67795461
>>67795369
You Game of Thrones fags should just fuck off, if you wanted to see that much wang there's plenty of trap threads on /b/
Take all other shitposting to /tv/
or just get
>>>/out/
>>67795586
>wang
wut. theres way more naked chicks than dudes in that show
>>67795140
Alright then, tell me which team has experienced more success in the last decade. Tell me which teams gets played up more often to go all the way every single year. The Seacucks are a meme you delusional faggot.
>>67798428
*team
