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monday may 22
gsw @ okc 8pm est
Canada shook as fuck.
>>67764246
Can you post webm's as OPs?
>LeBitch
fucking GOAT photo holy fugggg
>>67764284
FUCK OFF THATS A LIE, WE SHOULDVE BEEN SWEPT IN THE FIRST ROUND, WE WERE SO CLOSE, WE HAD THIBS' YAYGER, VOGEL, LITERALLY A FUCKING BUFFET OF GOOD COACHES WITH ACTUAL OFFENSIVE SYSTEMS, WE WERE ALMOST THERE
>mfw craptorfags celebrating 1 win
>mfw casey gets an extension and derozan gets a max deal
Canadabros, don't sweat the contrarian /nba/ hate. They hate the Raptors and haven't followed them at all, because quite frankly I'm convinced that almost all the posters here don't even watch basketball in general but just watch highlight videos like a bunch of retarded casuals.
I've seen their games in the regular season and they have grit, heart, and a fierce competitive spirit that can contend for the Chip.
From the Spurs Nation, we're rooting for you guys up North. Keep good basketball alive.
>>67764319
He deserves it. He was jittery the first bit of the playoffs but he's done well since.
>>67764319
FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67764300
just getting his acting skills ready for space jam 2
>>67764300
BAHAHAHAHHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVdXZFLfjFw&feature=youtu.be
>>67764330
honestly paul george deserves credit for shutting him down completely. since then hes been lighting it up
reminder to order the official jersey of /nba/
>>67764360
stay skrong Venezuelan bro
>>67764373
>reminder to order the official jersey of /nba/
Reminder Casey is now getting a 5 year extension.
>>67764328
This is a good way to bait
>>67764377
what part of los angeles are you from again moose?
>canada this desperate to say Casey is good
>>67764404
literally no one said he's good
>>67764386
DELET
>>67764404
I think hes a good coach. Canadians dont know anything about basketball so they just scream like retards when they lose
>Canada acting like they just won the Hip
>down 2-1
>only won because Irving and Love were shooting sub 20% despite getting open looks
wew simply wew
lgtss
>getting injured in the last seconds of a game where you are up 15
>>67764372
True, but some of the shots he made today were truly unguardable.
If JV was playing the floor would be even more spread letting Derozan penetrate easier ENHANCING his iso threat. Would be scary to see.
Since the Raptors are looking primed to take the Chip now, I think it's time we at RBL address some important issues.
RBL bros, we must have a serious discussion regarding one of our """allies""", the Lakers. Although they have been on the fight with us this season, they have been secretly conniving like snakes. The Lakers' selfish pursuit of the rest of RBL's franchise players (DeMar of the Raptors, Jimmy of the Bulls) should be an issue of the utmost concern going forward with this broship. It is imperative that we implement a fairness code very soon regarding players that are still on their respective team, or the integrity of this broship will deteriorate like Brandon Roy's knees. Fellow Lakerbros, please be considerate of your other broship friends, or take an exit like your 2012 first round playoff appearance.
Godspeed to the Raptors, only 7 more wins boys.
>>67764431
First loss for the cavwagoners. It's hard to deal with I know.
>>67764246
gr8 OP m8, finally some good OC from you Canadians
ive literally never seen /nba/ this upset. cheer up the good guys won!
>>67764441
rbl is trash and irrelevant. Fuck off
>>67764429
fine, il take the bait, explain to me how casey is a good coach, reminder looking mad and yelling at players to defend harder without running any schemes, plays, or semblance of organized offense or defense is not a legit argument.
>coaching in the NBA matters
>>67764441
dont discuss there. post in the kik group instead
>>67764454
i fucking hate daschunds
and i fucking hate the cavaliers
get fucked
>>67764441
>the integrity of this broship will deteriorate like Brandon Roy's knees.
>Fellow Lakerbros, please be considerate of your other broship friends, or take an exit like your 2012 first round playoff appearance.
Top kek
>>67764246
Why would anyone date that disgusting whore? Shes literally ugliest niggress ive seen.
>>67764454
>not american team
>players who get so butthurt they walk off on their team mid game
>the good guys
>>67764461
explain the difference between portland, boston, and houston then
>>67764441
hmm I'm fine with it desu
if one of us win WE ALL win hence the 22 combined championships
>>67764457
That's a funny way of saying your favorite team
>>67764472
fag detected
>>67764493
>tattoos
The face is hot but her choices are not.
The NBA is so rigged they tell refs to be obvious and then randomly script the losing team to win
>>67764433
dirty nigger dahntay jones cheap shotted biyombo in the nuts. he's fine, though.
you should be more scared for your boy kyrie, though. looks injured again hahahahahahahahhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>67764493
you have a shit taste in woman desu
i like my woman like i like my pb&j, thick and juicy
>>67764493
black girls feet are gross, they look like 10 tiny dicks
>dropped
Spurs
>>67764441
>Fellow Lakerbros, please be considerate of your other broship friends, or take an exit like your 2012 first round playoff appearance.
Lakers made it to the second round in 2012.
Didn't Kehlani make a song about the Warriors too? Isn't she a Warriors fan?
Is Kyrie a cuck?
>>67764539
reminder if biyombo had a single post move, he would be the most dominant bigman in the NBA and pulling 30/15 every single game
>>67764501
>mediating games include human err
>human err, which is unavoidable
>also includes inherent bias
>inherent bias, which is unavoidable
>also includes professionalism or lack thereof
>professionalism and (most importantly) lack thereof is unavoidable
IT'S FUCKING RIGGED GOYS ADAM SILVER IS A FUCKING KIKE-LORD
>>67764540
thanks fag i had a seizure
E L I T E
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E L I T E
>>67764246
Now that I think about it I'm not suprised alot of athletes get cheated on
the roastie models alot of them talk to want to go clubbing and go full degenerate mode but athletes don't do it as often because of their career unlike rappers who can go out every weekend
>Tfw no loyal qt 3.14 who won't leave you
Why even live
Food
>>67764555
Honestly I don't think it would matter if he had a move. He can barely catch the ball and if he does get the ball close to the rim to put up a shot, they just hack him to death.
So he needs to get better catching hands first or just continue the way he is.
>>67764562
Good
>>67764566
>had to put a minimum date to exclude the original meme basketballer wilt "just cheat the whole game up" chamberlain
>>67764566
Cavaqueers let a literally who get the rebounding record lmfao
>>67764491
>4 anons constantly making this irrelevant broship happen
It is quite sad
>>67764573
>keeping the cheese plastic paper wrapper inside
Fucking white people """cuisine"""
seriously wheres tristan the trip?
did he ann hiro?
>>67764585
basketball started in the 80s. everything before is irrelevant
>>67764573
who the fuck only eats 1 grilled cheese?
LGTSS
Where are you? I know you're here you fucking faggot hahahaha.
Is it safe to say that any """"""""record""""""" that Wilt Chamberlain broke was unfair?
Because I think so.
>>67764599
>>67764599
Everyone filtered him so he raged and went to reddit.
is keeping biyombo more important than keeping demar? also carroll is fucking brittle as hell man just injured his elbow again
>>67764573
I could go for grilled cheese. Too bad my microwave don't work
Whats up with that sikh raps fan, I've seen him at like every fucking game
>yfw valanciunas shows up in game 4 and drops a 10 bomb
Toronto didn't have one free throw in the 4th quarter. Lebron's last 17 scores were 3 feet in. No outside shot all year. The only shot blocker Cavs played against is when they played Detroit. The Cavs have never played well away. Lebron never has played well away. There are gaping holes in the Cavs offense. When the outside shooters can't hit and Lebron always shoots from inside of 3' it spells trouble for any team and is the Cavs primary weakness. When you have shot blockers like Draymond, Bogut, and Fetus this will change the whole game.
>>67764636
Biyombo is overrated. He just outmuscles with size but he has no basketball skill. Hes basically a better tristan thompson ironically. I tire of these big men who cant play basketball especially suck at free throws and just catch rebounds or free dunks. Its a pathetic waste of a position and potential
>>67764566
1994 - Knicks made the finals
2003 - Spurs made the finals
2004 - Pistons made the finals
2016 - ???
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
>>67764651
>Draymond
>Bogut
>shot blockers
huh? LeShit would get exposed against Kanter, Iblocka and Steven Adams
>>67764666
HOLY SHIT DEVIL TRIPS FUCKING CONFIRMS RAPTORS TO THE FINALS AHAHAHAHAHAHHA /NBA/ BTFO
>>67764642
based chica shows up for the r b l grilled cheese after party
>>67764651
>implying the warriors are a shoe-in
>>67764663
No way man, he's a big nig but he seriously has a DRIVE to get the ball. He locks on.
>>67764648
>mfw
>>67764690
They aren't winning it, and that furthers Casey's extension
>>67764666
for some reason I left this one out:
1993 - Phoenix made the finals too
>>67764663
>basketball is only offense
>tfw basednada btfo of /sp/ again
>>67764728
>>67764704
or he can develop a shot and become a versatile player instead of a meme one
>>67764728
basically
welcome to memeball
The Raptors did what it takes to beat the Cavs, outwork them. Cleveland isn't a quick team and an aggressive side can take away their ball movement. If Toronto plays with this pace and intensity for the rest of the series, they have a chance. Biyombo was magnificent, what a great pick up for the Raps and he's still only 23.
>>67764748
and people call him a chucker
>Biyombo and Vals on the court in bigman frontcourt
>demare and nuclear powell harassing kevin "beta ass white boy" love and le pipeman on the perimeter
>lebetas face when
>>67764754
"23"
we hope hes 23 but africans always lie about their age. hes probably 28
>>67764754
y'all almost lost a 20 point lead in the 4th quarter even with kyrie and love shooting 4/100 or whatever the fuck lmao.
>>67764397
Who cares about me desu
>>67764566
Sucks it's not a contract year for him, he's going to have to maintain this level all of next season of he wants to get paid.
>>67764754
It also helped the Cavs shots weren't dropping. Don't get delusional. Raps aren't making the finals
when is JV due back?
>havent even unleashed our secret weapon yet
HAHA CAVS BETTER BE FUCKING SCARED
>jv back in game 4
>powell break out game
>lowry found his shooting touch again
>acne kobe balling out of control
>tfw Cavs fan and don't know how to deal with a loss after a month of only winning
FUG, I should go jack off or something this is so weird.
>>67764776
when the shookening ends on canada
>PROTIP: ITS NEVER
>>67764790
get used to it. youre gonna deal with 3 more times this week
who /want the raptors to win because every additional playoff win makes it that much more likely that the raptors give derozan a max extension and keep casey ensuring their joke of a franchise continues running itself into the ground for the next decade/ here?
i just imagined Drake holding up the title trophy after the Raptors sweep the Warriors in 6
>>67764818
If we make the finals the shitposting would destroy /sp/ so a decade of irrelevancy is worth it
>>67764818
But what if they win the hip, then go onto have 55+ win seasons for the next 5 years and keep winning the hip. Then what?
>>67764825
you mean the thunder
>>67764790
THIS. It's like, should I brush it off as just a fluke loss because obviously we'll bounce back? Should I be upset or angry? Is this a secretly good thing?
>hey kid you got any food in there?
>>67764839
Let's not get ahead of ourselves
>>67764702
we still out chea
>lepoop
>>67764839
I will personally eat out my dog's asshole and film it if the raptors win the chip this year
>>67764845
Love and Irving just shot horrendously, this is like after those games where Curry would shoot 20% and /nba/ would go nuts about how shit he is only for him to drop 40 the next day.
>>67764845
It's not a fluke loss, just got outplayed. But I like seeing JR smith go off because he's been invisible for past few games.
>>67764868
Fucking deal.
I CALLED IT LADS, RAPTORS ARE WINNING THE SHIP
Other brothers a goat
>>67764920
I thought Lowry was shook?
>>67764773
It is a contract year for him
>>67764358
Lebron needs to get T-ed up for flopping.
>>67764935
FUCKING KEK I'M IN TEARS
>>67764596
thats swiss on top of its cheddar retard
still, grilled cheese is retard food
>/nba/ calls the Warriors meme last year for shooting the 3
>Warriors win a title and Curry gets 2 MVP's by shooting the 3
>Cavs win 1 playoff game by shooting the 3
>/nba/ says Cavs will now beat the Warriors by shooting the 3
>next game Cavs lose to the Raptors by shooting the 3
Seriously /nba/ will you ever be right? Because i can no longer defend you
>>67764985
3 ball is the next move, niggas dont want to admit it
you now remember Mo Williams
>>67764985
if you divide the circumference of a hoop by twice its radius, what do you get?
3.
Think about it.
would it be practical to have JV and Biz on the floor at the same time?
Biz can guard at the 3 point line if need be
other teams wouldnt be able to handle our rebounds
>>67765016
I mean it's not REALLY three...
>>67765022
king dong lineup
Paul/Rivers
Redick/Crawford/Afflalo
Anthony/Johnson/Mbah a Moute
Porzingis/Anderson
Jordan/Aldrich
>>67765060
Zingis ain't going anywhere you canadian shithead
>>67765060
>porzingis
>>67765040
Ahahaha that was great. MORE?
Is Dwane Casey going to cuck lebron AGAIN? The madman already robbed lebron in 2011
YOURE WELCOME RAPS
NOW FINISH THE JOB
FUCK THE KING
>>67765073
Kek Porzingis is winning MVP next year when he plays with a real PG
Post yfw lebitch tries to act tough with biz
Kek...
>>67765093
only thing casey is going to do in ensure he gets another contract so the craptors go fucking nowhere again
KEK
Clippers conference finals appearances: 0
>>67765113
I laughed when he decided to not ISO him near the end of the game.
Just got home from babysitting my wife's son.
How badly did we spank Canada? Everyone is quite fond of LeBron in this household.
>>67765060
>Canadian Cloppers fan still on MY /nba/
I thought you were getting a tattoo of something when the Clippers lose?
>>67765142
The raptors hit lebron so hard in the face he flew 10 feet. Cavs lost the came because of it and the person responsible didn't even get ejected. BAKA refball
>>67765115
Casey has been showing signs of growth tho
Raptors just need to work on their offense in the offseason
>>67765164
>east got weaker
>signs of growth
>>67765146
>He doesn't know
>Lebron 24 pts
The truth of the matter. The elephant in the room. What everyone doesn't want to admit because the Raps have been so fake or so long is...
The Raptors took down D Wade's Heat. It may have been ugly, but they did it. This is a legit team.
This is just proof the NBA schedule is dumb and unfair. This is the second time the Warriors got a huge break in between game 2 and 3. First one was against Portland, and another one right now. Like #$%$. They are "supposed" to be good right. They dont need any breaks. This aint the finals yet. NBA needs to be fair. I dont see the cavs getting these long 3 day breaks. Its supposed to be a one day break for crying out loud!
>>67765175
>mfw biyombo almost had as many rebounds as derozan had points
>>67765198
>d wade's heat
you mean d wade and literal who's
>>67765198
congratulations on beating a team who was missing arguably it's best player
>>67765146
Ya i did you stupid bitch. I got the tattoo that says "Choke Paul" on my right arm the day they got eliminated. My mom is a tattoo artist so shut the fuck up.
Paul/Rivers
Redick/Crawford/Afflalo
Anthony/Johnson/Mbah a Moute
Porzingis/Anderson
Jordan/Aldrich
You're 2017 NBA Western Conference Finals champions
>>67765210
>>67765212
I knew these excuses would come. I'm a Heat fan, I know we weren't at full strength.
But Wade beats that team by himself if they weren't legit.
>>67765212
we lost JV too...
Irving 16 misses and 1 assist, you know it's the coaches responsibility to substitute when a player is having a bad night. He didn't do his job efficiently tonight.
>>67765198
You guys are fucking garbage, the fact you bandwagon a Canadian team is proof of how much of a cuck you are.
That or you're a warriors fan hoping the raptors somehow sneak into the finals so you can 4-0 them and shitpost about a possible 3peat next year
>>67765216
stop memeing
melo and porzingis aren't leaving the knicks
Over the course of the 82 game season, Cavs lost 25 games and the Raptors lost only 26 games. So you have to think they are pretty even teams to some extent especially when any two of the LeBron, Irving and Love group is not playing their A game. Similarly. DeRozan and Lowry for the Raptors. Raptors do have a more productive bench. This series may not go away quietly and quickly.
>>67765216
Post proof bitch
>>67765226
I'm a Heat fan. It's funny to me how you extrapolate my rooting interests and spit vitriol at me because I complimented the Raptors.
Your post goes deep, bro.
>>67765236
cavs blew you the fuck out both games, while you cucks somehow let the cavs back in the game in the middle of the 4th
>>67765200
Is there reliable info on how far in advance the playoff schedule is set?
Seems like something with this much TV coverage wouldn't be done on the fly.
OTOH, since different teams have different size markets, I could see the coverage being different based on who is playing and thus schedules being set as teams advance.
>>67765245
I don't have a polaroid camera
>>67765248
>heat fan
so you bandwagon the raptors okay then
>>67765200
How is it unfair if both teams have the equal amount of rest (barring flight times)?
>tfw hate life here and want to go on a vacation around the world
sign Whiteside and Barnes. Trade Clarkson and Randle to Wizards for Beal. Draft Simmons
Whiteside
Simmons
Barnes
Beal
D-Lo
Does this team have the brightest future in the nba?
Whiteside
Simmons
Barnes
Clarkson
D-Lo
>Partynextdoor is from Toronto
>Kyrie's cuckdom has been on his mind this entire series
>Went off in games 1 & 2 bc of dat inspiration
>Game 3 was hard; his girl probably texted him
>Will he triumph over his pain in game 4? This is a true test of his strength!
>>67765262
No, I bandwagon the Cavs, fool.
The extent of your paranoia is fascinating
>>67765200
Nigga cavs have vacations between their series. I don't think the raptors even had a 3 day break since the playoffs started.
>>67765300
Bench Kyrie, Cavs could've won this game without statpadding Biyombo rebounds with Kyrie's horrific shooting.
Literally anyone else should have shot, even Lebron.
so what happens if JV comes back for game 4 and Kyrie is out?
2-2 series tied?
>>67764404
Casey is a good defensive coach. His involvement in the 2011 Mavs win is understated. Xs and Os wise, though, he's poor. No working around that. If he had an independent offensive threat, that team would be a legit contender.
Now they're just dark horses.
>>67764246
Alright, faggots. It's time for a temporary alliance.
No matter what the fuck happens, we have to stop him.
>>67765295
>Implying the Lakers get anyone this free agency like they usually don't
>implying Simmons doesn't go number one
>>67765364
>yelling at players to defend harder while not directing them or organizing them in any way is good coaching
malaysia stop, stop right now
>>67765386
They're not going to get Durant or LeBron, but they will get Whiteside and Barnes. They are itching to get a big contract from a desperate team.
>>67765259
use your ipad
>eliminate top 5 sf paul george 1st round
>eliminate 2nd greatest sg of all time dwade 2nd round
>eliminate arguable "goat" lelbron 3rd round
>eliminate b2b mvp and greatest regular season of all time to win hip
would this be the greatest run in nba history
>>67765404
hold on I just asked my dad to get the video tape recorder
>>67765371
>implying /nba/ isn't behind "our guy"
fuck curry
>>67765407
Wade is the 4th greatest SG ever behind MJ, Kobe and West.
the refball for the Cavs at the end of the game was so fucking blatant. even the ugly van gundy kept calling the refs and the league out on its massive bullshit. thank god the good guys won
>>67765425
hes better than kobr
>west
lol holy shit not even gonna respond
>>67765425
What about Drexler, you underage faggot?
Wade is still 3rd after MJ and Kobr.
>>67765436
he's better than kobr who dropped 81 on your canadian asses? yeah right
Why is Basedmack Biyombo so based?
>>67765371
I'm always in the anti-lebronship
>>67765354
We will obviously win the whole shit if kyrie is out and JV is in. I think we win the series if just one of those things happen.
>>67765407
Kobe is the 2nd greatest sg
hello?
>>67765371
>meme curry
>fuck boy durant
lol no thanks if I had to pick one it'd be lebum winning one 4 da land
raptors have no shot btw
>>67765622
get lost self-hating Canadian Cloppers fan
Listen Canada, your a great underdog to root for but you gon get fucked.
>>67765612
/nba/ on suicide watch
we literally cant lose rapsbrahs
>get embarassed again
>more ammo to fire casey
>cuck lebeta out of another game to stay alive, and increase their fatigue for the warriors in the finals
/nba/ literally trembling with tears, we win no matter what
This thread is all Canadians
>>67765649
Reminder that you're filtered and to fuck off
>>67765649
SALAAAAAAAAAM my good friend
Enjoy some stuffed maple leaves and celebrate the win with us
>>67765687
>>67765695
>>67765698
This lore is getting out of control
>>67765649
DEY SCARED NOW
>>67765713
Why do tripfags always respond to someone saying they're filtered? I literally cannot read your post moron.
>>67765744
then how did you read it?
Made OC for Kobe's game tomorrow
How you like?
>>67765762
10/10
Fuck the Raptors
>LeFlop
>LeBitch
>LeBeta
>>67765762
fix and put effort in the text near 1(866) and golden
>>67765751
I didn't? It shows his name and post number. The top line. That's it.
>>67765869
Another trip filtered. Later fag
>>67765894
how do i filter canada?
>>67765917
4chanX has a filter by flag option, at least that was the claim in an earlier /nba/ thread today
>>67765917
how do i filter myself?
>>67765894
Another victim of my elaborate ruse
>>67765929
>man with prosthetic glass ankles stands for the first time
Why exactly do people keep knocking Ben Simmons' personality?
Last time I checked you don't have to have some crazy Mamba Mentality personality to succeed. Kawhi Leonard is weird/aloof as fuck and he's still one of the best players in the league.
>>67765966
Leonard is an exception because typically personality like Kawhi shows lack of work ethic, not a good leader, and bad with teammates.
>>67765988
He also has shaqs hands
>watching the Orland Magic 30 for 30.
i miss penny
>Channing frye
>jr smith
>Richard jefferson
>shumpert
>mo will
>>67766015
i just saw believeland. the entire city relying on lebron to finally win 1 for da land kek. raptors about to add the cuckening to the long list of that shit citys failures
>>67766061
can you imagine non stop hype if he wins one? i'm moving to Canada if he does. is there any warm areas?
>>67766087
breh we get all 4 seasons here
>>67766087
Vancouver. The entire country sends their homeless here since it doesn't get cold enough to kill.
i keep hearing the Lakers are shopping the 2nd pick for a big name. they want 2 max players so they can be competitive real soon. who do they want? who's available?
>>67766143
jj reddick and seth curry
I can't believe the Cavs lost to a Canadian team. LeBron should be hung for treason.
WE
Rose/Seth Curry/#14 (Dejounte Murray, Wade Baldwin, or Demetrious Jackson)
Crabbe/Moore/Holiday
Butler/McDermott/#48 (plenty of solid wing prospects in this draft)
Niko/Portis/Maker
Jo/Felicio/Dedmon
Bulls 2016-2017 Season
How do you stop this team?
>>67766128
We have the most bi-polar weather there is though. Like 2 weeks ago it was finally warming up and it was pretty warm at night... right now I have to turn on the heat because it's cold af.
>>67766214
It's global fucking warming at its finest. 2 weeks ago it was "snowing" during a rainy day.
>glorifying murderers
Are you fucking kidding me?? It's 2016. There is no need for military. AT ALL.
hello? where is /nba/?
>>67764748
wanna see him doing that from behind the halfcourt line like from the opposing corner bet he can't do it bet that nigga can only make his shots from up close like a pussy
>>67765762
p good bruh u can take the final shot
>>67766238
god i hate america
>>67766299
kill
>>67766299
>no recognizable acts of valor performed by your flag
>instead of killing the enemy to win you hug them
>the PM of your """""""""country"""""""""" literally got flak for accidentally bumping a female parliament member
god i love america
>>67766295
n-n-no thanks bruh....You take it please...
>>67766306
>>67766312
I agree. USA forever
I've only watched highlights from last night's game. I'm guessing the refs made sure the ECF would not be a sweep in 4 ?
I call it "bald and brash"
>>67766326
nah bruh c'mon you got this just believe in urslef
>>67766460
pops is coaching the cavs now so they're going to lose the series on purpose as part of the master plan
>>67766460
lol, more like they tried and failed
kyrie and love couldn't shoot if their lives depended on it and raptor's biyombo got 26 rebounds - Cavs legit got beat
>>67766467
more like belongs in the raps!
>>67764489
>craptors have none
kek
>>67766585
What part of 22 combined ships dont you get?
we out here getting Ingram soon bitchboi
Too soon junior
We win
we havent talked in a year, bros and I still love her and miss her so much
>>67767088
you won't find a new one with this state of mind bruh
>>67767128
I had a dream about her last night. We were in some basketball gym and I saw her across from me on the other side. She noticed me and tried to steer clear as to not talk to me but I finally caught up and we started holding hands and talking
>>67767143
i have dreams about my Exes all the time. what keeps me going is the formula:
dreams < sex
why do you call Westborook Kobe?
>cavs
>>67767337
y not
>tfw yelling at the TV telling the cavs to sub love for frye and irving for delly or shumpert
>it never happens and love and irving stay colder than the antarctic
Thanks Lue.
>>67767636
Also Tristan Thompson for Mozgov.
At least Mozgov would have had a size advantage over Biyombo and wouldn't have vanished.
>>67767636
I was yelling louder to keep them in cause I wanted the Cavs to lose. Guess he couldn't hear you over me hahaha
If the NBA awarded style points for creative flopping, the Cavs would've won.
>>67767738
Shameful
>>67764585
No, his record is 26 too but it wasn't in the conf finals
also
>>67764602
>>67767337
no one calls Westbrook Kobe
Kobe is Kobe and Westbrook is Westbrook
>>67766203
>implying rose will still have knees
>>67767337
This is kobe
Westbrook retired a month ago
>>67764573
>"chief"
>>67764535
she looks plain and boring, and definitely will get fat. probably nag the shit out of you if you married her.
but then again, some guys need nagging.
/nba/ you there?
RIPIP /nba/ you are an embarrassment to 4chan
>>67769273
>Raps sweeped in 5 instead of 4
>Cancucks get all cocky
post yfw Da Tyronn Lo Rappers win da champions hip
>>67769287
hehe, someone plz edit this with Baumgartner free fall
>>67769287
A sweep means one team wins the first 4 games, it doesn't apply to this series even if the raptors win 4 games in a row.
Why has Drake been absent from the last few Toronto games?
>>67769507
Epic
>>67769507
nice meme
>>67769507
C'mon now famalam
who proud of da north here
>>67767670
Mosgov gets too timid when he's up against another big guy. I guess he forgets he is the size or a damp Kodak bear.
>>67769104
it's funny how some women have //nagging beach// written all over them
the guys who date them are blameworthy insofar as they boost their pathetic dominant egos
>>67767670
Mosgov sucks
>>67764287
I'll make another one today lad
lads, I've had diarrhea all day, should I call into work?
>>67764555
>biyombo
>bigman
Pick one. he's the size of a SF or PF and can only have success in the low post because the lack of decent 7 footers today.
>>67769669
Brazil is an honoruary 6 nation state.
I've been following all the NBA shit on /sp/ for about a year now, legitimately still don't understand the hate for Curry. How can he be a meme player if he's better than everyone else? Seems a little retarded to me
>>67770001
make greece proud and take the whole week off
>>67770086
/nba/ hates success...why does that still confuse people?
Curry is the GOAT shooter and one of the best to ever lace em up. /nba/ hates that shit.
I seriously think I should just end it all. Nothing ever goes right, and everything right now is going extremely wrong
>>67770344
chill bro even a great team like the cavs loses once in a while. the raptors are trash we'll be fine
>>67770365
I'm not talking about basketball
>>67764647
How the fuck are you Canadian and don't know about Superfan? Hes never missed a home game in a decade
>>67770370
go for a walk Anon
>>67770344
Just get a gf ;)
>>67770344
And dying would make it go better? However shit your situation is, at the very least it's possible to improve it. Just take a step back, put your problems in perspective, and tackle them one at a time. And keep in mind there's nothing in this world you're ever locked into doing.You always have the option to drop absolutely everything, join the army/live+work on an oil field for a few years with essentially zero non-work responsibilities and start somewhere fresh with more than enough capital to finance whatever you feel like doing then.
Who's winning tonight?
it is unlikely i watch the game, but i will probably be back for some shitposting later today
why does /nba/ hate dreymond green? he basically has all the qualities /nba/ likes.
>>67770571
He's a dirty nigger for one
Hes also a dirty player and looks like an ape
>>67770571
because hes suddenly productive and puts up triple doubles like its nothing. also he makes silly faces on the floor
>>67770571
Too good, too alpha
>>67764461
It does, unless you have superior talent.
>>67770571
Because they can't handle it when their precious stars get btfo by an underdog they didn't account for. It triggers their low-functioning autism.
>>67770571
I like him, I wish Curry trash talked even half as much as he does and I'd like him a lot more.
Curry either tries on his own or is told by his PR to appear humble. I wish he'd talk shit.
>>67770647
What?
>>67764461
>LeBron on Love's and Kyrie's poor performance
>“I think it’s good for them,” James said afterward. “It’s good for them. First little adversity, first individually in a long time, and I think it’s good for them. I think they’ll be much better, obviously, on Monday, but it’s good for them.
Is he right or should Cavs be panicking?
>>67770982
>cavs panicking
Are you new to watching sports my man?
Why is Kyire even dating Keklani? Her music has no mainstream appeal, tattoo within a pinky finger distance of her vagina, Oreo, looks like her house smells like corn nuts.
She even looks like the poster girls for girls who cheat. Literally why
>>67770571
I love him, way more likable than Steph.
>>67771030
>image.gif
>>67771030
Didn't they break up bro
>>67771012
Are you implying they're already panicking?
>yfw when LeButtplug gets his shit pushed in by fucking canada
>>67771214
no i'm saying that there's no way they would be panicking right now
>>67764328
As a spursfag i can say i hate the craptors and their delusional fanbase of shitposters. Stop trying to sully spursfags with your bait
>>67771268
>LeBron can't shoot
>Kyrie and Love SHOOK like they were just in an earthquake
>not panicing
ok
>>67771343
You'll see that everything is fine next game lel
>>67765371
Raptors and Thunder broship for life. Fuck LeFlop and FUCK STEPH CURRY
>>67770390
>>67764647
http://www.siliconindia.com/shownews/Super_successful_Sikh_is_Torontos_biggest_Indian_car_man-nid-78214-cid-1.html
>>67765762
Wew Kobe
>>67771316
>As a spurdora i can say i hate the craptors and their delusional fanbase of shitposters.
>implying spurdoras aren't even more cancerous
>>67771343
>A non-shooter isn't a good shooter
>Two of the three key players have a bad game
>Yet maintain a closeable gap throughout most of the game
>panicking
>>67771536
I think their bigger problem is defensively.
>>67771469
>Brazil warriors fan is using a proxy on his iphone
Not surprised tbqh
How can you be a professional basketball player without being able to make the majority of your free throws?
Doesn't this damage the whole professional aspect of basketball?
>>67771624
Hahaha, so true, so true.
>>67767337
Huh?
>>67771563
Yeah but I don't think you can count on DeRozan shooting like that again (apparently, 20/24 of his shots were contested)
>>67771695
Oh the Cavs will beat the Raptors, but this defense doesn't bode well for the Finals.
>>67771624
thats a sandwich
>>67771624
Is that a turtle or a sandwich?
so anyone is there anyone here that actually knows about basketball strategy and plays?
if so what is the best defense to shut down curry and thompson
>>67771873
triangle
>>67771860
I'm starting to think he's a turtle/sandwich hybrid
>>67771873
Square
>>67771873
just knock them on their ass
>>67771873
Why would anyone on /NBA/ know when teams in the actual league can't figure it out
>>67770571
He's the only Warrior I like
>>67771873
Force them off the three point line by getting in their face and allowing no space. Then make sure the rest of the defenders keep their back to the basket and allow none of the offense to receive a pass from curry who is off the three point line so he's forced to drive to the basket where you need your center to be waiting for him and allowing no space for the now open offensive center to receive a pass.
If he goes for a midrange shot then fine, that's better than a three.
>>67772064
hinkie is confirmed 7kt
john lucas III posted here in the 2013-2014 season
lance stephenson knows about 4chan and very well could drop a cheeky shitpost here and there
there's a spurs video editor guy who posts here and drops knowledge and has called shit for the spurs way before it happens
>>67772064
I know. And I've said it many times before. And I'll say it again.
In the regular season, he is unstoppable. You cannot feasibly chase him around in full court press in a marathon 82 game season. Players need to dave themselves.
In the playoffs, that's exactly what you do. Pick him up early, and play him so close he either passes the ball away or drives easily past you. Then you chase him close and go for the chasedown block so steph has.to put it up high and early.
Center can't commit to him too much. The best option is giving him a difficult layup and you do NOT foul.
As for pick n roll coverage, you have someone show hard over the screen so he cant put it up as his defender recovers
This leads the roll man wide open. So be it.
Basically my strategy lets Iguodala and Klay play free.
I don't like any team's chances of besting them except Cleveland. They're simply a great team.
>>67772359
>I don't like any team's chances of besting them except Cleveland. They're simply a great team.
this 2bh. and it'd take a herculean effort from cleveland and everything to go wrong for gs for it to happen
>>67772359
>Players need to dave themselves.
>>67772359
>Basically my strategy lets Iguodala and Klay play free.
JUST
>>67772460
not him but that's why the warriors are so hard to stop. your best option is letting THAT happen
>Raptors win
>Warriors win
Is this a great time to be alive or what?
>>67772460
Kevin Love is key to all this. We've seen how LeBron and JR do against them.
Kyrie will be working with Delly on Curry. Kyrie's chasedown block is tough, so that's actually a great thing. Might keep Delly out of the hospital this time by giving him some rest.
Could go either way desu
Cavsfags went from hurr durr we undefeated in the Least
to
hurr durr it's better to clinch at home
worst fanbase on /nba/ and that includes spurdoras
>>67772733
>Kevin Love is key to all this
so the Cavs won't win any titles?
>>67772776
nope
>tfw thought I had no work to do this morning but it turns out I gotta do some quick bs before I can blaze
life is suffering
>>67772776
Haha...
[Sweating]
Luckily GSW doesn't have a Biyombo tier guy. Love might be more effective against the Warriors than he is the Raptors.
>>67772827
>Haha...
>[Sweating]
>>67772827
love will get completely exposed defensively agaibst gsw
>>67772934
[Shouts weeabooly]
>unzips katana
Come...
>>67764573
>tfw eating a grilled cheese sandwich now
>tfw unironically watching naruto on netflix while eating yakisoba
lifes great brehs
>>67773107
Kill yourself
Literally the most cancerous fuck on 4chan
>>67773007
*activates rinnegan*
heh, never had a shot..
>>67773107
it is
>>67764690
It's funny bc my girlfriend gives me head when I watch cavs games and watch Cleveland btfo their opposition
Don't get cocky after one game
>>67773107
>Naruto
>not Kill la Kill
>not DBZ
>not Fist of the North Star
The fuck are you thinking little favella monkey?
>>67773130
oh look it's that mentally ill stalker that is in literally every thread. hope you took your meds today you loser fuck
>>67771873
>switch a big man with good lateral movement on Curry and hope he's having a bad shooting day
>if he doesn't, ICE and hope Draymond is having a bad day
>>67772199
Hinkie is 5'8.5
7kt is 6'1 190lbs
LeBron James on Kevin Love and Kyrie Irving: "We can't lose confidence in them. They helped to get me to this point."
>>67773337
Phil Jackson level Zen mastery
>>67773337
Kyrie isn't injured, he just got hit in the chest and got the wind knocked out.
>>67773130
>>67773291
HE DELETED IT HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAA
maybe if you weren't here all day every day people wouldn't recognize your pattern you sicko
>>67773398
>dat faded screencap
>>67773260
DBZ is not featured on brazilian netflix I think
will Steph's son be just as good as Steph?
>>67773260
Dbz is overrated
>>67773337
wow what a dick
>>67773632
Take meds
http://www.silverscreenandroll.com/2012/10/24/3412410/Kobe-Bryant-Russell-Westbrook-comparison
>One of the very few questions that Kobe answered that day came from me. It was about being around Westbrook and whether or not the Thunder point guard reminded Kobe of a younger version of himself. Before I could finish my question, Bryant was already nodding in agreement.
>"He's ultra-aggressive," Bryant said of Westbrook." He's one of these types that you're either going to help him win or he's going to do it without you. They can criticize him all they want but shit, it worked for me, I got five of 'em."
>>67773260
>kill la kill
>>67773780
Lmao, no
>>67773758
let me guess, lebron ""fan""?
>>67773756
>Westbrook gives off the same seemingly smug look that Bryant has had on his mug for a decade, and it is abundantly clear that both players are too confident in themselves to consider what others think of them.
>Hakeem isn't the GOAT
I'm sorry. Does the fact that a 7 footer can guard all 5 positions not matter to you? Does the fact that he beat a legendary big man in every round of the 95 playoffs as well as being the only all-star on his team as well as being the lowest seed to ever win a chip not matter? How about the numerous times he notched a quadruple double? Maybe learning how to play basketball in his teens? How about being the greatest defensive player of all time, as well as the most versatile big man of all time?
>>67773930
Not at all
>>67773756
>when asked about Westbrook's exuberant fashion style in May, Kobe said that Russell "wears a lot of weird shit.
>>67773756
>>67773934
hope this meme dies soon! but then it's just one person spamming it
>>67774009
>welfare EBT championships because jordan was gone
didn't read anything past "hakeem" by the way familia
>>67774030
But your filename clearly says smug kobe. Therefore you're spamming it as well.
Unless we're all the same person.
>>67774062
there's a difference when i started it
>>67774009
It all matters, that's why he's top 7 ever
>having an impressive career means you're the GOAT
>>67774054
>jordan knew he couldnt compete against hakeem when surrounded by shooters
>chose to hide in minor league baseball
L E L
E
L
Jordan was to Hakeem what Kobe was to Jordan
Discount move-thief
>>67774092
Whatever you say senpai. It's not like I believe you or anything.
>>67774117
>welfare EBT championships
>>67774054
>welfare EBT championships
are Lebrons titles welfare?
>shortened season
>1 Ray Alien shot away from 1-5
>>67774054
>free ring
>got eliminated in 2nd round by 3rd year shaw
nice "GOAT" you got there
how bout the fact the year after jordan left the bulls won 55+ and were 10 seconds away from the finals?
that doesnt happen to teams with ACTUAL goats like Hakeem, LeBron, Shaq
>>67774235
>>67774215
lebron's championships are UNICEF kosovo supply drop championships
>2-4
>1-5 if he didn't get bailed out by ray allen
>>67774215
Yes, he always has to get bailed out by others. If he can't, he chokes.
OC
How you like?
I will also upload the template if anyone needs it
>>67774235
>it's a cockshits fan sperging out about his team's welfare EBT championships episode
here's your (you), keep telling yourself all of that until you actually believe it
>Hakeem Olajuwon is not the most skilled player of all-time not named Michael Jordan
>>67774378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLXb9bYagIk
>>67774345
>Hakeem Olajuwon is not the most skilled player of all-time not named Michael Jordan or LeBron James
ftfy
>>67774445
>Liking LeFlop
>>67773883
>>67773934
yeah but this time Kobr doesn't have a Pau or shaq to dominate like smug westbrook did
1. MJ
2. Hakeem
3. LeBron
4. Kareem
5. Magic
6. Duncan
7. Wilt
8. Shaq
9. Bird
10. Dr. J
>>67774345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Beq7jjtrsV0
>>67774292
I want one of him on a tiki pole
>it's a try and make a top 10 list
Booooop
>>67774560
this 2bh I've ascended past that
what should I eat for lunch? dope ass egg sandwich on a cinnmon raisin bagel?
>>67774513
Give Adams time, he's puttin in work and has only played for 3 years now.
Add in a competent SG from FA or a trade and this team is guaranteed a ship.
>>67774009
Hakeem is the GOAT two-way player, this is undeniable
>>67774596
>>67774513
what the fuck does that even mean, kobe just retired you retarded mongs
what's his secret?
>>67774697
oh look it's that stalker guy. are you gonna delete this post too?
>>67774656
>kobe just retired
Clearly still playing dumbass.
>>67774697
When is this shtick gonna end lol no one ever thinks it's funny
>>67774748
I could've sworn that's russell fucking westbrook
>>67774656
>he doesn't know
I think GAME 3 tonight will dictate the series. Someone will have 2 games already won. It's going to be a battle tonight fellas.
Curry will score 40+ tonight.
>>67774526
pretty good but I don't know about Dr J and any list with Timmy ahead of Shaq is automatically wrong
>>67775076
>>67774999
Explain yourselves, I still don't even understand the stupid nintendo john wall meme
>>67775106
this
who /gettinghighasgiraffepussyforthegame/ here?
>>67775106
Not even Magic Johnson gives more worse insight and inane comments than you.
>yfw Curry hits 13 three pointers tonight
Who wins in a 7 game series this year. Grizzlies or Pacers?
>>67775237
I hope I have gotten too fucked the last 4 days. I need to slow my roll.
>>67775202
>he doesn't know
>>67775254
It's because he does not have MEME Magic. MEME Magic is real.
>>67775257
Pacers easily, injuries included ofc
>>67775257
Paul George would drop 30 on Barnes desu
Why has Golden State had huge breaks during their playoff series while the Cavs have played every other day?
>>67775321
>>67775106
Why the fuck are you writing random words in all caps?
>>67775276
yeah last night I went hard af, I wanna be sober until the game
alcohol is the worst drug out there desu, I enjoy my non-alc benders
>>67775361
MEME GAMES. We are watching MEME GAMES.
>>67775323
Without injuries?
>>67775353
Literally had a 2 week vacation.
Quit repeating this and kill yourself dumbass.
>>67775397
AUTISM. you have AUTISM and other brain DEFECTS
Cleveland stepped up the effort in the second half, but it was in the first half that Toronto did all the damage to Cleveland. Toronto was able to maintain the lead even if Cleveland was trying hard to come back. Biyombo's defense and 5 players in double digit scoring ensured no come back from Cleveland. I am sure Toronto can maintain this kind of an exceptional effort and make it routine. Looks to me like Toronto will prevail in the end
Guy's I want to sit back and smoke a joint while watching the game in the comfort of my own home but live with my parents.
>>67775509
pack a qbp outside and put some eyedrops in familia
>>67775383
Hahaha yeah I had to tone down my drinking. I got a bunch of kraft beers staring at me telling me to drink them.
>>67775509
>>67775539
>degenerates acting like this is their blog
>>67775315
Thanks for this
>>67775443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4PEVtIIK6g
Why you gotta do me like that?
>>67775539
>eyedrops
>>67775626
fucccccc i have a six pack this girl left over don't remind me
>>67775630
stay mad faggot
>>67775509
Iktf
>>67775720
if he's living with his parents he can't be obviously-baked it's disrepeckful baka desu senpai
>>67775404
I think Memphis
Conley/Allen/Green/Randolph/Gasol is a great lineup.
>>67775814
>Green
>>67775814
Green is with the clippers, lad
Is Kawhi even top ten?
He doesn't have elite scoring abilities which is the most important elite quality to have in the NBA despite what neo stat autists believe.
I wouldn't put Kawhi in the top ten because he would be Jimmy Butler tier without Pop and all those HOFers around him.
>>67775974
Gowiz pls go
>>67775974
oh look it's that mentally ill stalker guy
>>67775974
same here, i stopped browsing /nba/ at work. the stuff that gets posted here is too much sometimes
>>67775849
>>67775973
yeah, took the lineups as they were when the season started
>>67776013
Yes, easily.
The question is whether he is top 5
>>67776013
He's in the top ten, but that's because the NBA is in a transition period and there's no that much elite talent in the pool.
1. Steph
2. LeBron
3. Durant
4. Westbrook
5. CP3
6. Anthony Davis
7. Paul George
8. Kawhi
9. Draymond
10. Klay
>>67775807
>obviously-baked
unobviously-baked?
>>67776246
>Draymond
>Klay
>>67776246
>Klay
>>67775722
Yeah drinking a 1 pint and 6oz Double Stout with Serrano Chilis called Dia De Los Serranos. Great beer. I usually do not want to day drink but end up getting drunk anyway lol.
>>67776246
>Klay over Harden
>>67776306
Draymond is def top 10 m8
>>67776296
which is why you use eyedrops to get the red eye out familia
>>67776349
those sound delicious fucccccccccccc
it's sunday, fuck it
Is DeFrozen finally thawed? Hes averaging close to 30 points per game since game 5 of the Miami Heat series
>>67776360
harden is not good
the majority of his points come from flops
you are suffering from the lebron effect where players buff their points up by flopping excessively every single game
>Paul Pierce Gets His 5-Year-Old Daughter a Llama for Her Birthday Party
Does the league still fine players for flopping? Lebron deserves 2 fines for last nights game at least.
>>67776495
You're right, I meant Blake Griffin
wew kobe
>>67776495
terrible opinion
>>67776306
Any team that wins more than 70 games in a season HAS to have AT LEAST 3 players in the top ten.
It's impossible otherwise.
>>67776554
how many points did the refs gift the Cavs last night? that's what make the 15 point win even more impressive.
>>67776611
>US suddenly stops funding Israel over "controversial" post on wasabi-sharing board on the internet
>>67776659
>how many points did the refs gift the Cavs last night?
0
>>67776225
Lmao
>>67776669
sure thing buddy
>>67776450
Yeah dude I strongly recommend whereever you live to go to the best kraft beer store in your city and try this. My workplace has beer always on sale and I got it for 4 dollars. The Shekeling I did there was amazing.
>>67776659
Refs tried hard to gift LeBaby a comeback with that """"""flagrant"""""" foul on Biyombo to LeFlop.
The worst part is the refs can call 1 more flagrant on Biyombo to suspend him 1 game because he has 3 so far.
>Jordan
>Pippen
>Hakeem
>Ewing
>Miller
>Kemp
>Payton
>Shaq
>Barkley
>Malone
>Stockton
>Robinson
>Drexler
Where is Rodman going?
Rethinking it Draymond is top 10, but Klay is not.
>>67776821
Oops >>67776652
>>67776821
Rodman was more valuable than Kemp, Miller, Payton and Ewing.
So yes, he was a top ten player in 96.
>>67776652
Apparently not
>>67776554
>you now remember that mark cuban literally paid 100 thousand shekels to study the science of flopping
need new thread
NOT IT
so is donovan a good coach or not? was mixed on him, but it looks like he's handled his guys pretty well.
>>67776905
>Rodman was more valuable than 2 players on a 64 win team who went to the Finals
>>67777077
>hairline is a V for victory
you can say he's pretty based
na but for him being his first playoff run he's doing very well and i like him... seems like a genuine northern dude
>>67776821
>Where is Rodman going?
Unlike the other players in the list, Rodman had no offensive skills. He was an All Star only twice in his career.
If you are asking about a top-10 of the 90s, IMO he does not make it there bcs he was not enough of an all-around player, but that's just my opinion.
Having said this, he was an elite elite defender and rebounder. He was perfect to have in a team where others assumed the offensive burden (Thomas, Dumars and Dantley in Detroit; MJ, Pippen and Kukoc in Chicago).
