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The 2016 Sprint All-Star Race OFFICIAL RACETHREAD
Starting Grid:
Row 1: Harvick, Ky. Busch
Row 2: Ku. Busch, Edwards
Row 3: Johnson, Keselowski
Row 4: Elliott, Logano
Row 5: Truex, Jr.
Row 6: Kenseth, Hamlin
Row 7: McMurray, Kahne
Row 8: Newman, Bayne
Row 9: Stewart, Larson
Row 10: Patrick, Biffle
post an HD stream ya dip
who /6-time/ here?
why did keselowski get boo'd?
he's the best driver to root for
dubs and Carl wins
trips and Biffle
WHO /DIBURRITO/ HERE???
Oh, that's right, nascar kikes rigged the vote to appeal to women.
>No Blaney
>>67759594
Pretty sure people don't like Penske in general
>>67759560
https://www.foxsportsgo.com/
>>67759560
replying to myself because OP never delivered
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/nascar49c?rmalang=en_US
DO NOT POST TO LEDDIT OR THEY WILL DOX THE CHANNEL
Someone please tell me they got a cap of that motherfucker with a keytar in the background.
>>67759641
>mfw this is what i've been using and it's stuttering and laggy as fuck
WHY DO I EVEN PAY THESE FUCKS $100 A MONTH FOR CABLE?
>le goofy dancing girl
I want Sprint to leave.
>75% boos for Joey Logayno
>50/50 split boos/cheers for Jimmie Johnson
why are chevy commercials so bad??
>spotter: Tim Fedewa
As in the Fedewa from the early 2000s Busch series?
>larry the cable guy commercial
stupid conservative asshole
what time does the race start?
>>67759686
Just a long list in a series of advertising memes in NASCAR threads.
Speaking of which, who /mashedpotatoes/ here
>>67759729
what race? this is just intro week
>>67759724
>tfw every race thread has to have /pol/b8
>NASCAR cringe fest
this is why you are losing fans, NASCAR, this shit is fucking why
stop it
>>67759732
/narwhals/ over here
>>67759722
Yes
>>67759729
""""soon"""
>>67759679
see
>>67759654
I agree. After I moved to the country after college I now have 6mb internet and no TV package.
But I do have a gigantic antenna on my roof with one of those electric spinner deals and I can easily stream the race on my comp + raceview on my iPad simultaneously
This shit's pretty fun although the band was hella gay.
>>67759722
He's been Harvick's spotter for a while now. But yeah, same guy.
>>67759686
next year it's gonna be Credit One
there's rumors that Credit one is in talks
NASCAR Credit One Cup Series
>Danica will never be your All-Star
>this sprint shilling
jesus fucking christ
this is too much
>Grid walk
oh fuck, here we go
Why is Miss Sprint Cup a thing? Why do they only use her for shilling?
>mikey being creepy as fuck
/miss steve/
>Bryson Byrnes
>Small loan of a million dollars
>thats stealing and you're going to go to jail now
lol
SMALL LOAN OF A MILLION DOLLARS
THIS FUCKING KID OH MY GOD
>>67759787
Gordon married one of the Miss Winstons way back when.
>>67759776
>not the NASCAR Walmart Cup Series
>>67759787
>Why is Miss Sprint Cup a thing?
i ask myself that question every day
>small loan of a million dollars
fuck this is just a fucking commercial with cringe thrown in
I was banned last week and could post about it, but did anyone catch the bit with Waltrip just before his grid walk where he called out Gordon for taking his booth seat? was prime kek
HOLY SHIT KID BTFO JUNIOR
JUNIORFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
This turned into the most awkward pre-race show ever.
>does he even drive
SMOKE DOESN'T FUCKING CARE ANYMORE
Kid get away before Tony murders you
STEWART BEING RACIST
BRYSON BRINGING THE BANTZ WALTRIP BTFO
eeehh that kid...
mikey continuously
b
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f
o
>>67759853
He purposely didn't want a big sendoff like Gordon so he could meme hard the whole season
Did anyone catch last week's grid walk with Danica? It was beyond cringe
Bryson sounds like he wants to die, so sad
>y-y-you have to b-be the very best
Kid goes to /sp/ confirmed
>>67759888
truthful trips
Smoke is too jaded to deal with the same shit
at what point did Bryson say "small loan of 1 million dollars?"
>>67759927
Like no one ever was?
>>67759821
Walmart has no interest in being the title sponsor for anything, they said that a year or so ago when asked because they have a merch partnership with NASCAR
realisticly, it's either Credit One, Samsung, K&N, or, and this is a longshot
Microsoft
Get Bryson a contract and get him doing color commentary in the booth NOW.
>>67759946
probably because le smoke ruthlessly killed an unarmed teenager and felt so bad that he couldn't race the rest of the year
Pussy!
>>67759979
NASCAR Credit One Cup is catchy and i kind of like it
god isn't real
fuck off joe gibbs
>Joe Gibbs giving the invocation
Isn't that conflict of interest?
>>67759895
what happened
>>67759979
Big Daddy's BBQ Cup
>God
wew
BASED BIGGS
Let's trigger the /sp/JW faggots and pray for our nation, pray for our military, and pray for our sport
>>67760019
>All race payouts are now on a Credit One Visa gift card
I like it
>>67759748
>tfw every race thread has butthurt sensitive faggots that can't handle banter
check that mullet
>>67760046
he kept asking what yoga she did that morning and she pretty much shot down every thing he said
Does this guy know he looks like he sings in a second-rate bar band at a rundown shack in the Charlotte suburbs?
hey a fellow anon is on the stage
>>67760056
Remember when Big Daddy's ruined like 2 or 3 Cup teams back in the day?
/sp/epperidge Farm remembers.
>>67760056
7/11 Cup
US Cellular Cup
Walmart Cup
Target Cup
Stihl Cup
K&N Cup
all names that are in talks
>>67760124
>no McDonald's McCup
>no Taco Bell Cup
>>67760046
>you will never grope a concussed Danica in the medical center
>>67760106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9_Gvbn2pFs
This guy did it best.
>>67760116
>/sp/epperidge Farm remembers
mother fucker i laughed at that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvjtKv0mikY
>>67760064
you don't actually believe a magic sky wizard randomly got bored one day and decided to create the solar system and humanity, right?
I always was under the impression people were being ironic when they said they believed in god
>>67760124
>>67760056
>>67759979
How about the Jimmie Johnson cup? He's going to win it easily this year now that gordon's gone
>>67760064
>>67743036
>>67743212
>>67743427
>>67758026
how many of these are yours
Are Danicles and Steakhouse still a couple?
>>67760046
why does she look so cute in this gif?
>land of the fray
what did he mean by this?
>>67760145
Imagine if Danica went the way of Russell Phillips. NASCAR would be over.
>>67760170
i hope she comes out as a lesbian tbqh
>>67760167
0
Just got back from the store and sat down to watch the race
>>67760191
We aren't known for our seams
>>67760124
>US Cellular Cup
Sounds boring as shit
>Walmart Cup
Sounds terrible
>Target Cup
Rednecks shit themselves because of the trans bathroom thing
>Stihl Cup
Sounds odd but it works
>K&N Cup
Do they really have the money for that?
I just figured all they could sponsor was the K&N East and West series. Realistically the best name option.
>>67760170
they're in an open relationship. Danicles gets to peg steakhouse everytime she finishes in ahead of him.
>>67760056
>>67760167
0
I don't actually use the term "sjw." I just call them morons.
BUDWEISER CUP
>>67760162
>>67760167
>>67760199
Eat it
NASCAR is a Christian sport
>>67760229
>>67760124
>>67760142
>>67760165
why don't they just call it the Nascar Premier Cup?
No sponsorship or anything
>>67760167
lol every single one of those was a reply to my post
>>67760264
Money
>>67760264
Because that means no shekels
>>67760167
>>67760264
>No sponsorship
>nascar
>>67760255
someone go find that conspiracy video about the Petty family in Catawba County
>>67760264
>Premier League
>not Barclay's Premier League
When is the race starting?
>>67760264
>No sponsorship or anything
oy vey
>>67760317
They are killing time to dry the track some more
>>67760264
And not get shekels for naming rights?
That's crazy talk!!!
>Greg Olsen
COME ON JUST GET ON WITH THE RACE
>>67760258
Fuck. I toasted in the wrong bread.
stereotypical chad
>>67759979
Coke is supposedly in the running as well. They offered 50mil/yr for three years; NASCAR wants 100mil/yr for 10.
>Olsen straight up lying
If it rains they HAVE to keep it green. I know racing in the rain is impossible 99% of the time and stupid in normal races, but this is THE GIMMICK RACE, LET THE MEMES FLOW
>>67760264
oy
>waltrip repeatedly trying to emphasize the the pit crew are athletes
>a stud
is an gas man an athlete?
>>67760366
>NASCAR Coca-Cola Cup Series
no, because that's literally an offline nr2003 or stop motion series you'd find on youtube
fuck no
>Danica winning the fan vote
I'm calling bullshit. I'm sure she has fans, but most of them are children.
NASCAR has rigged that shit every year.
>Stud
mikey finally out
How come they don't have wet tires?
>>67760200
Pretty sure she's into women, her getting knocked up is bad for her brand
>>67760369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRCVmsBA7SM
>>67760406
every thread
>>67760406
Because who wants to watch a race in the rain? Again, the answer is shekels.
>>67760404
children can vote though
>>67760366
I feel like that'd be a safe choice.
>>67760478
every thread
>>67760412
>those names
>those paint schemes
Jesus fucking christ
talk about a blast from the past
ayyyyyyy
>>67760408
>wins a rain shortened race
>comes out as lesbian transgender in victory lane
>instant 10 year sponsorship and guaranteed ride
>liberal media declares the day a holdiay
>>67760478
every thread
>>67760487
and people will still take the b8
>>67760404
The could never let a Le Reddit driver happen again
DiBurrito got shut the fuck down
>>67760433
Doesn't mean they would.
I go to a few races a year and I never ever see anyone with Danica March and her hauler is always the least frequented.
>>67760492
hahahahahahahaha cucked
>>67760539
>always the least frequented.
doubt.jpg
>>67760404
Just like the rigged qualifying for the Daytona 500.
DiBurrito most likely won.
>>67760406
They do, they've used them on Xfinity for toronto, a road course, wouldn't work on oval. They had wipers too, if it makes you happy.
>biffle
>>67760474
photoshop
nice try
why don't wet tires work on banked ovals?
no one has given a definitive reason why
everyone just says it won't.
>>67760590
JUST
>>67760586
He was third in Fan voting
>>67760539
What races are you attending
It's not like it was a few years ago, but Danicles is still a big draw
HAHA SMOKE WITH THE MOST HALF-HEARTED COMMAND EVER
Chick-fil-A Cup
Craftsman Cup
Sunoco Cup
Texaco Cup
Lucas Oil Cup
Boeing Cup
Facebook Cup
Gmail Cup
Cracker Barrel Cup
Cheese Nips Cup
Pimm's Cup
Corning Cup
Carfax Cup
CarMax Cup
Carmex Cup
Tampax Cup
Kay Jewelers Cup
Stanley Cup
Sippy Cup
DD Cup
Mushroom Cup
Flower Cup
Star Cup
>>67760605
because tire wear
they would wear faster than a slick, and as a result they would have to have a competition caution every 10 laps
AHAHA KEK
>>67760591
>
https://youtu.be/nvDKsqWerxs?t=4187
>"Low Downforce Package"
Take a drink
>le digital tachometers
did they finally get speedometers?
>>67760624
>Danicles is still a big draw
huge draw
like she's top 4 in Kansas
dat smoke sad face
>>67760645
Butter Cup
>>67760585
Why?
She's a novelty and everyone knows it
Lol, smoke is dead inside
>>67760645
NASCAR Chick-Fil-A cup has a nice ring to it
do they still have the extra $1m if the driver wins every segment?
wait, so why doesn't steve byrnes do pit road reporting anymore anyway?
Haven't watched nascar in several years
>>67760645
Stanley Tools
NASCAR Stanley Cup
>>67760645
will be Coca-Cola Cup Series
you can print
>>67760645
Reddit Cup :^)
>>67760687
Parkay Cup
It'd be funny if Patrick dies tonight. Don't get me wrong, I don't care if it's in a wreck or even during the race, just in general.
>>67760692
DO IIIT
THE SJW'S WILL BE FUCKING MAD AS HELL, LET THE SALT FLOOOOOWWW
>>67760650
I TRIED SO HARD
*wrecks within first five laps*
>>67760699
ded
song name?
>>67760650
He legitimately looks like 2000ish Tony more than even in the last ten years. Maybe it's the wide-eyed look ratehr than his recent tired/squinty eyes.
Berenstain Bears Cup
Berenstein Bears Cup
Ragu Cup
Rapala Crankbaits Cup
Tampax Cup
Dallas Cowboys Cup
Chex Mix Cup
Triscuit Cup
Cadbury Egg Cup
Indycar Cup
>>67760699
0/10 b8 m8
Any bets on when KuBu wrecks?
>>67760664
Yeah, glass cockpits now, finally.
>>67760705
>All race payouts are put on Credit One Doge Coin Visa gift cards
I like it
WATER COOLER DALE
>>67760701
ohh that sounds good actually
>175 posts
>26 posters
wew the shitposting levels are high tonight and I like it
>>67760714
fuck off
>Two horses died in rainy races at Preakness today
>Joey and Brad are horse faces
Guess who's dying tonight
>>67760760
the lawsuits would be glorious
NHL vs NASCAR would go to the Supreme Court
>>67760645
I would die happy if they painted the asphalt at Watkins Glen to look like Rainbow Road.
>>67760699
Anon...
>>67760734
Thai Cup
2 Girls 1 Cup
>>67760764
36* shitposters and a trip
>>67760781
they gonna change the cup in name to Premier Series or something like this
Big Cup
Little Cup
Jock Cup
4Chan Cup
Moot Cup
Fruit Cup
Pudding Cup
>Officials Channel
Still a bunch of wet spots on the track
Let's do a circle jerk Yellow/Green
>>67760768
No thanks, she's annoying and I do not like her. She was terrible in Indy car and she's just as bad here. I'm tired of it, I want her to die. I'm all for women in racing, I'm just anti her living.
>>67760764
here's a lurker at least
>>67760764
Everyone knows Cleveland will win the series, so we got a lot of basketball fans in here.
calm down redditors
>>67760859
>>67760872
>>67760872
(you)
>>67760859
>two fan vote drivers
Is this Josh Wise's ultimate legacy?
can they just change numbers like that?
>>67760845
YES YES SHITSTORM IN TRACK
INB4 TONY WINS AFTER LOTS OF SHITSTORM
Stan Lee Cup
Cannabis Cup
KFC Go Cup
Cup Noodles
>>67760934
For the All-Star? Yes. in 2011 Jimmie Johnson was #5 and Mark Martin was #25
Someone spins down to the bottom of the track off of 2 they're screwed.
>>67760934
It's an exhibition race. If it were a real race JGR would meed to own the rights to the 75
>That flared out side skirt on the drivers side of the #42 car that noone else has...
>Officials Radio
Final call for spotters and drivers to object to the track conditions
Are there incentives to do well in this race? Its not like usual all-star events that are meaningless right?
CONFIRMED
NASCAR Coca-Cola Cup Series
to be announed at Pocono
can Coke afford that?
How is this thread so active, the race hasn't even started yet god damn
>>67761000
Biffle has it too
>>67761000
>trips of truth
>DANICA BEST RESULT IS LAST
TOP LEL
>>67760934
>let's just try to get a good finish
It's the all star race. God she's stupid.
>>67761014
Winner get $1 million
Everyone else gets like $100k for running costs
>>67761000
That's the handicap
>>67759641
Fuck this shit always messes up somehow, sometimes it just stops responding and buffers forever. Also keeps setting to low quality even though my speed is perfectly fine
Is Danica racing? I'm not watching if she isn't.
>>67761039
No it is not
>>67761015
Coke nowdays sponsors +90% of tracks in NASCAR they can do this easly
is reddit down or something
whats going on in this thread
Are they just going to run them all down to like 3/4 of a tank of fuel riding around under yellow?
>>67761014
$1,000,000 to win.
>>67761016
The meme format makes for extra lulz
>>67761053
I was joking senpai
>>67761065
if the cans of coke have NASCAR plastered on them i will hate myself for drinking it
>>67760905
Actually, no, if anything I'm just a sociopath that is honest about my feelings towards bad drivers, but if it makes you feel better trying to insult me with your posts, go for it, I don't care.
>>67761089
I'm amazed the officials let that car through without pounding that modification from this morning back out though
who /ragsinabox/ here
>>67761098
i think that they gonna do some promo cans or something like that
thread is halfway thru and we haven't started
>>67761101
It still makes you an Edgy dick.
>>67761015
No, Coke is on the verge of bankruptcy. They are committing suicide.
>not understanding taxes and the based advertising write off
one of the things that makes america keep going (because big bisiness can write off these advertising expenses which in turn benefit the payees)
>Officials Channel
2 to go till the green at the line
>>67761137
Always
>tfw no image with me
>>67760919
Not even a little mad, though I never cared for Earnhardt either and I honestly laughed when he died. Now I'm actually happy, if it happened to one driver I didn't like, maybe it could happen again. Except he was an expert driver who could control races, I was just a Rusty fan.
kasey kahne
followed by 20 second sprint ad
i wish NA$CAR made the driver audio free
What's everyone drinking tonight?
I've got pic related.
>>67761202
$4.95 per month isn't bad if you're a die hard fan
>>67761028
She meant, I just hope I'm able to finish.
>>67761202
OYYY VEY GOYIM ITS JUST A FEW SHEKELS
>>67761152
>Coke
>verge of bankruptcy
Coke is one of things that never gonna get bankruptcy, everyone buy and drinks this shit, they get billons and billons of money every month
i think sprint is pushing every last penny out they can on this series this year, thats why we are being blasted with sprint ads
Are there normally a lot of wrecks in this race?
Does Newman's scheme remind anyone else of Earnhardt's silver scheme he ran in '95?
>>67761221
Miller lite like a true american
>>67761202
>mfw used to listen to Robby Gordon audio
>>67761271
Like 1 a year
>no boogity
>no boggity
>>67761221
Victory golden monkey and coronas. im pretty hammered after 5 of these golden monkeys- gotta admit. drinking coronas now.
>>67761257
i was being sarcastic in that first sentence. i was just making a commentary about our nice capitalist system. how coke can invest their profits into shit like this to cut down on their taxes and create more jobs.
>>67761149
I'd say just a dick, but whatever at least I'm honest about it.
>>67761221
>>67761224
i heard they censored it on the website since its a little delayed. like it would obviously cut out right before a f bomb. of course the scanner at the track is live and uncensored.
