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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36351371
memes
>>67750449
THE NEW FERGIE
MUFC
dan roan is such a smug prick
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Thank God, I'm a neutral and even I was tired of LVG's shit
>>67750449
why is manchester united a backstabbing club? lvg won it today u greedy fucks
>>67750449
LEAGUE CUP WINNERS 16/17
PREMIER LEAGUE WINNERS 17/18
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WINNERS 17/18
FA CUP WINNERS 17/18
CONGRATS JOSE
Good, they were woeful today saved by some Rooney and Lingard magic
>Mou - Poop memes
>employing both moyes and mouyes
Smdh, dont they know what is going to happen in three years
FAKE
ITS FAKE
OP IS A FAGGOT
>>67750449
>tfw >mouyes has come full circle
post yfw Mou loses his first game in the Community Shield vs Lesta
lmao rashford, lingard & all youth prospects better get prepared for the reserve team
>>67750449
Now we only need >Moyes back. Too bad that Rodgers chose to go to Scotland, instead of finding some team in the Prem.
Guardiola shook as fuck right now
PEP V MOU CONFIRMED
BASED
>>67750812
He has winning record over Mou.
>>67750449
Talk about a win-win situation
>>67750781
Press F to pay respect for Rashford, Lingard, Bostock"WhatEverHisNameIs"
POST >MOUYES PREDICTIONS
2016-2017 - League Cup winner, 3rd in league
2017-2018 - Wins League, Champions League Semi final
2018-2019 - 5th in League, Europa League Runners Up, Fired
>>67750781
they're all dogshit anyway
>It's to be believed
>People falling for this obvious click bait
>>67751013
Sure
>>67750970
I think you mean RIP Januzaj, Phil Jones and Memepiss.
Hello James, Varane and Modric
>>67750852
Love to see Pep prove it with a City team that is and will be inferior to what he had at Barca
>>67751026
on the BBC news website you weaboo fat virgin dolt ugly lonely cunt
>>67751026
fuck leave /sp/ for like 2 seconds to visit the bbc website yourself lol
>>67751091
United's players aren't that good either.
>>67751026
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/36351371
>Pep
>Mou
>Klopp
>Conte
>Wenger
>Poch
>Big Sam
How can other leagues even possible compete?
>>67750702
RELEGATED 18/19
![Manchester-United-v-Crystal-Palace-The-Emirates-FA-Cup-Final[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Jfc1Sja.jpg "Manchester-United-v-Crystal-Palace-The-Emirates-FA-Cup-Final[1]")
>>67750715
Youre forgetting the man of the match mate.
>>67751163
By actually winning stuff.
Absolute joke, club will be split from day one. Fucked.
>>67751196
He red carded Smalling.
>>67751199
lol. City will win the CL and United will win the EL next season
>>67750449
Lang Baal had a hard life.
Nah, fuck him.
So that's 4 managers in 4 years (moyes, giggs, van laal, mourinho). Remember when Man Utd said they stick by their other managers?
>hate the current boring United football
>appoint the king of boring football
LOL
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>>67751163
Where is Bilic ? kek big sam
>>67751163
>list all of these overrated shits
>not listing the GOAT Ranieri
MANCHESTERBOWL CONFIRMED LADS
>moyes
>van laal
>mouyes
>>67751266
I don't think that United fans hate boring football.
They hate boring football that doesn't win them things.
What's the point of playing boring as fuck football and not reach the champions league?
At least mourinho's teams allow players to shoot from somewhere that's not the fucking 6 yard box.
>>67751268
Lel no, this is a hilarious disaster that will be spee legend
We did it lads! UCL 2017! Can't wait to get Neymar, Modric, Varane, Hamez, Ramos, Ronaldo, and Pogba! It's our year! Mourinho is the best manager ever, even though he sent Chelsea to the relegation zone last season! Pep better watch out!
>>67751092
>>67751100
>>67751152
>It is understood a deal with 53-year-old Mourinho was agreed in principle before United's FA Cup final win
>Understood
Same shit you fucking retards and why are you newfags thinking they are 100% right?
>>67751266
LVG is ineffective boring football
Mou is effective boring football
>>67751068
>Januzaj
>>67751333
When the BBC understands things, it's because they actually understand things. They don't get any advertising money so they have no incentive to make clickbait.
>>67751333
Have the BBC ever been wrong? Also it's practically on every other site, something must have leaked.
>>67751333
https://twitter.com/SkySportsNewsHQ/status/734116770374520832
WELL THEN!
>>67751346
>effective
>in the last 5 years he's won 2 leagues and 1 league cup
He's the GOAT
>>67751333
beeb gets first scoop on everything and only reports what has been confirmed
>>67751333
Because when they tell the BBC, it's actually happening.
>>67750449
Good, they can't play worse than under LvG.
2 years of mou and then it's time for giggs to take his rightful place as manager for the next 20 years
>>67751333
It's literally all over their twitter page. It's confirmed as fuck.
>>67751378
It's okay cute anime girl, mourinho rates Januzaj
http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/454650/Chelsea-s-Jose-Mourinho-heaps-praise-on-Man-Utd-starlet-Adnan-Januzaj
>>67751333
Generally, BBC Sport does not publish anything that is from questionable sources. If they are saying this, it's been the actual people who would know, are saying it's happening.
Something might happen that changes the circumstances before the final deal is agreed though.
anyone listening to 606?
>mouyes
Does Mou really play "boring"? I thought he only played that style in the second half of last season with Chelsea because of injuries. I'm honestly asking, don't know much of his philosophy.
>>67751235
He had no other choice, he should have played advantage twice for Palace but was a fucking bellend.
Post yfw he sends all the youth players down and brings back Van Persie, Chicha and Nani
>>67751645
It's because they pay attention to all the big games where Mou usually plays defensive and grabs a goal on the counter. He can still beat the shit teams 3 or 4-0 unlike LVG.
Next Premier league season is going to be amazing
>>67751645
Yes but he's not as boring as van gaal
>>67751645
He doesn't play 'boring' football, he just likes to sit on 1-0 leads and park the bus when practical.
>>67751706
>yfw the boring-exciting alternation is over
>>67751645
not always, his real team was pretty attacking
Does this mean Ibra is IN now?
Mou can reel in some meme players
>>67751690
That's what I was thinking
>>67751645
Van Gaal boring: Play sideways passes 99% of the time then lose 1-0 to Norwich.
Mourinho boring.: Score 2 goals against Palace then play sideways passes for 45 mins.
remember when mou was like "the only club I'll ever manage in England is Chelsea"
>>67751706
>City, United, Chelsea, Liverpool, Spurs, Arsenal, West Ham, Leicester and Southampton all fighting for top 4
Should be gr8
>>67751645
you don't break goal scorring records with Real and Chelsea 2004 with "boring" football
>>67751803
Then Chelsea sacked him and now he has an axe to grind.
Desperate move that will backfire on them. They are scared shitless of Klopp & Pep next season.
They did it after all, the absolute madmen announced Mourinho's deal right after the final, after they've won a title nevertheless.
In other news, next season we'll have Ranieri vs Wenger vs Mourinho vs Guardiola vs Klopp. The absolute Banter League.
>>67750449
Fucking kill me
You internet drama babbys don't seem to understand how fucking mad most actual utd fans are right now. They hate monghino and are ready for war.
>van laal wins something
>gets cucked by mou minutes after
Fucking brutal
>>67751952
>implying most utd fans arent casual gloryhunters who will suck his dick based on name alone
shitbird is going to be worse than van Gaal
enjoy your relegation
Apparently it's Mourinho's people leaking the story and not United. Bit classless desu
>>67751896
>Ranieri
lol
>>67752007
This is true online, I've not met a United fan who wants him but every thread to do with United is full of people saying they want him at the club
>>67751894
>Klopp & Pep
>scared of meme coaches
Watch how neither of them make it to CL next year
>>67751803
it's been known that he's always wanted the united job, fergie is practically his idol.
Hyped for Middlesbrough and Sheffield Wednesday getting the likes of Rashford, Lingard, Borthwick-Jackson, Fosu-Mensah and Varela on loan next year.
>>67752047
I'm not talking about title challengers here (obvious by the fact I'm referencing Wenger as well), although you never really know. Do you doubt Mourinho is gonna talk shit about Ranieri, eventually?
How many seasons do you reckon this cunt gets? I see him not winning shit his first season but they keep him because of his "potential" before they fire him after he wins nothing his second season either.
>>67752118
May as well sell them, cut out the middle man, because this is where these shitters will be at permanently in 3 years. Man Utd don't produce talent anymore.
>>67752134
He'll get a 3 year contract I reckon. As long as he remains top 4 and challenges for trophies, he won't get sacked.
>>67752192
>6 (six)
>>67750449
This also means Zlatan might go
>this scottish guy on 606
my fucking sides
>>67752007
M8 I think it's hilarious that they're destroying their club, but the lifelong utd fans I know, don't. They've spent years thinking up ways to abuse mouyes and now he's the manager.
KEK
>>67752423
Pls no, zlatan is an eternal choker.
>>67752501
>mouyes
I think you'll find that's Arsenal and Spurs fans, United fans didn't really have much to quarrel with Chelsea about apart from a few title run-ins.
>>67752076
They're just a bunch of fake supporters.
Should've stuck with LVG fr one more season and see if he improves. If not, sack him.
>>67752533
He came to PSG a God, and left a legend.
>>67752555
Eh, he didn't meet the minimum requirement of qualifying for the Champions League after spending a fuckload of money and selling off Di Maria and replacing him with Memepiss which he dropped for arguably the biggest game of United's season.
>>67752021
Please God make it come true
>>67752611
>he came to a Mickey Mouse league
Point proven desu
thank fucking god
time to ship out the garbage and instill some fucking spirit and discipline into this ragtag bunch of shitters - spent too long meandering from good performances to shite performances at the flip of the coin
win games in any way possible ("boring"), gain confidence, and then >we can worry about playing "nice" "football"
its time to compete again
>>67752555
>Should've stuck with LVG fr one more season and see if he improves. If not, sack him.
and appoint who after that?
>>67752710
See who's available
>>67751333
Bitch you don't know shite, it's the BBC, understands in this context is journalist speak for having talked with the club and got confirmation of the news, but have to phrase it that way as the club has not officially publicly announced it yet. It's done, 100% now.
>>67752555
>don't achieve target
>expect to see out contract
No
>>67752555
He had two seasons and managed to make the team play even worse than under Moyes, and he splashed £200m in the process on useless players.
However shitty a manager has been, noone deserves this mere moments after leading his team to a victory. They should have lethim have his moment of triumph. At least this evening if anything.
>>67752854
Apparently it was leaked on Mourinho's side, not by Utd. United were planning on telling LVG on Monday then bringing Mou in on Tuesday.
>>67752813
It's not just BBC, the fact that Sky Sports basically just said they talked to Jorge Mendes and he's confirmed he's going over there on Tuesday to finalize the deal pretty much means there's already been a deal on the table and he's going there to ink it.
So, the utd way is all about sacking your manager just after he's won the cup, in exchange for a psychotic rat Chelsea cast off, who more than half your own board and fans despise? Because you are so desperate for success that you'll try anything?
Well well well.
>>67752902
Yeah, I could have been clearer, I, didn't even mean United. Mourinho's people have been cunts, but somehow that isn't that surprising. Still they could have waited at least one more day.
It's the beeb that really dissapoints on this matter if you ask me. Classless.
>>67751333
As an european, I understand why you have a hard time accepting BBC, m8
No one wants to get called cvck
I thought Shitty telling Pellegrini he was a dead man walking 2/3 of the way through the season was classless, but Jewnited have found a way to surpass them
I hope Jose finally gets exposed for the pleb he is.
>>67753036
The United way is sacking a manager who preaches philosophy 24/7, plays boring 'we got the result football' but can't even get 4th in a year where Leicester won the league.
>>67753056
Yeah it sucks. As a United fan I wanted today to be all about the cup win, but the headlines will just be plastered with Mourinho instead.
I don't hate LVG so I feel a bit sorry for him that all this has happened. I wish him all the best but I do think he had to go.
>>67753056
If they didn't break the story, Sky Sports would have anyway.
>>67753092
>I hope Jose finally gets exposed for the pleb he is.
He already has been
>>67753112
I completely agree. United and van Gaal didn't turn out to be a good match, but one day of joy in his otherwise dreary stint is not asking for too much. Now any positivity the cup win had is immediately sucked out.
Makes sense really that United had nothing to do with the leak, they had nothing to gain by releasing it at this moment.
>>67753233
The only person sad about this is LVG, He said he wanted a 2 year contract and his wish was granted in the end.
>>67753100
For Jose 'tortured sleepless rat' mourinhio
KEK
You are about to see a hard crash
Beckham just don't care kek.
>>67753193
Not comprehensively. There are still people who point to his first stint at Chelsea as "Real Mou", rather than his second.
He hasn't inherited a good enough team this time; 36 months of failure should leave his reputation properly shattered.
Do you think Mourinho will eventually have a falling out with Ferguson? It would be hilarious tho start another shitstorm after Carneiro.
>>67753302
>Mourinho
At least Mourinho has some credibility left. He won a title with the shit Chelsea team that finished 10th without him.
>>67753306
lol
>>67753302
Jose got hounded out of Chelsea by the SJW mafia m8. This is why you don't hire women to do a man's job.
>>67753350
And he's totally neurotic about pep, he is going to mentally explode double quick time.
>>67753300
I feel sad for an old man who thought he could celebrate one last win, a party that's now been ruined by the announcement that as of right now his career is officially dead.
>>67753507
>ABUs already preparing their garbage before a manager is even appointed
Sausage ABUs, Never learn, Never stop getting BTFO.
>>67753513
He was always gonna retire after this anyway, he said this was his last job and he only wanted 2 seasons. I'm glad he won a cup here, now he's won something in 4 different countries I think?
Hope his last stint doesn't devalue how great of a manager he was, definitely a legend of the game.
>>67753513
Well he did want to retire after this job. Plus now he gets an extra years wages as a retirement present.
It's the end of the season, he has nothing to do for the next 2 weeks. At least now he won't have to begin his pre-season work and can maybe join Holland for the Euros.
>>67753448
>without him
They were in a relegation battle with him. That's worse than 10th.
wait shit I should really learn to look at flags before posting, never mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LzbMmTQvJ8
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>67752854
>>67752902
this isn't kindergarten. if louis is getting sacked, he knows for days at least.
>>67753624
Hmmmm.
>>67751263
Giggs was interim manager for 4 years. Van Gaal should have been sacked in January.
>>67753581
I know he was, still, tonight should have been about the cup win. Now he can't even properly savor that.
>>67753593
>Relegation battle
That's the players fault desu, it doesn't make any lick of sense that Hiddink magically waved his wand and made the players better. The players just didn't perform for him, absolutely disgraceful but expected for a plastic mercenary club like Chelsea.
>>67753544
I support Leicester, the league winners. Man u are a comedy show, why would I care about them?
Mouyes has a long term pep hang up, that's a fact.
>>67753092
This. What the fuck is wrong with the shitty of Manchester
Oh damn, BBC.
Shit is on like Donkey Kong!
>>67753666
Probably knew he was off the moment he lost top 4. Utd sacked Moyes as soon as top 4 was out of reach so he'll have expected the same.
Thank Christ
Mourinho will excel at United, he'll be managing on the biggest stage in English football at old Trafford and the crowd will love him. Jose mourinho with backing and directing from Sir Alex Ferguson is a frightening prospect. It's coming home lads.
>>67752041
A poortuguese "newspaper" (A Bola) reported that at 6pm. They got their info from Jorge Mendes' money-laundering machine (Gestifute).
JM uses his influence to plant news (usually the good ones) about his clients.
>>67753092
City literally confirmed that themselves. United didn't leak the news at all, it's not their fault Mendes is a greedy jew.
>>67753696
If that's the players fault than the title win is just as much the player's effort and none Mourinho.
I don't disagree that mou is a good manager, but blindly sucking his dick and ignoring his faults is not the way to go either.
>>67753713
>Leicester aren't a comedy show because they had a fairytale season
Maybe you shouldn't get used to it because Thai Orgy F.C. are the media darlings now, but next season they're just waiting to be exposed.
>>67753666
He knew. They likely discussed their plan of approach to the media, hence he was late for the press conference.
>>67753739
So he's already started shitting up the club, nice.
>>67753350
I don't think that ever happens in football. If you ever win a big trophy like the Champions League, there always seems to be big clubs who believe you might do it again who will be interested in you. How do you think LVG got the United job and Benitez got to manage Real Madrid after failing miserably with the likes of Inter and Napoli?
Mou has won 2 CLs and was ridiculously successful in general from 2003 to 2010. Even if he shits the bed again with United, there will always be clubs who'll take a chance on him if there's even a small chance they'll somehow get the 2003-2010-tier Mou again.
>>67752047
bitch, say what?
What kind of wine will Jose drink with Fergie, lads?
>>67753837
>Players effort.
Then why didn't they play for him this season?
What has happened to fucking Fabregas, he was a world beater 12 months ago and now he's literally complete dogshit.
Hazard fell asleep for 3/4s of the season, any manager would struggle when two of your best players we're abysmal for the whole of the season.
Even Van Gaal was pretty unlucky, but I think he made a mistake signing Depay and selling off Di Maria. If Di Maria stayed he would have easily got the 12+ goals he needed to qualify and save his job. He stuck with Memphis for way too long probably because he was Dutch, while in the end the local academy boys at least got them close.
>>67753913
Buckfast
>community shield leicester vs manutd
>mourinho vs raneiri
Season will start on a high
>>67754018
oh fugg I forgot about this
>>67753913
Piss
Louie Louie Louie
Louie Louie you're gonna cry
>>67753682
fuck 4 games not 4 years
>>67754018
dayum, 16/17 will be the GOAT season
the last great one was probably 08/09
BTFOsé Mourinho incoming
>>67753841
A 5000/1 shot can't be exposed, we just won the league. Do you understand that?
Man u are exposed though, as completely clueless and desperate. A total laughing stock for appointing this prick.
RIP Lingaard, RIP Rashford, RIP youth, RIP Manure
>>67754118
>We can't be exposed!
Again status quo will return to normal next season, you can enjoy your relegation battles again in peace once tinkerman gets exposed again.
This decade's blackburn rovers.
r8 my chant lads.
JOSE WHEREVER YOU MAY BE
THE ABUS ARE GETTING SALTY
IT COULD BE WORSE
COULD BE SCOUSE
BLAMING RODGERS FOR KLOPPS SHITHOUSE
>mouyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOaZYhTd2BU
>tfw we have had >moyes and now >mouyes
lads how did it come to this?
>>67753963
If you can't get your players to perform well you made mistakes a manager. True, if you come into a highly political club it might not be your fault. But Chelsea were title winners the season before. Mou not getting the best out of them this season is not just on the players, Mourinho is to blame as well, at least partly if not mostly.
>>67754163
Leicester winning the league was 100 times more magical than Mou winning the CL with Porto, lmao.
>>67754118
>Biggest, best and most prestigious club in the world
>Biggest, best and most prestigious manager in the world
Laughing stock? LMAO. The only ones laughing are United fans. Enjoy another 20 years of utter domination of English football by United m8
:^)
Holy shit, the thought of Mourinho with unlimited transfer funds is making me hard right now. I imagine Pogba, Zlatan, Griezmann will be confirmed before next weekend. After that, who knows?
>Tfw next season will be the pinnacle of football memes
>>67754230
What is Greece smoking? I know they don't have any money for drugs.
Looks like an easy 6 points against Arsenal for United.
>>67754239
Grow up kid. Pep is going to dominate Mouyes yet again. Enjoy getting cucked again by your "noisy nieighbours" aand Klopp too.
>>67754239
Internet utd fans
Fixed
>>67754286
It all starts this summer with Tsunaldo hitting the game winner in the European Final against France.
>>67754321
OBSESSED
>>67754185
if this is unironic i feel bad for you m8. fucking irecucks get out of my club reeeeeeeee
>>67754321
This time the refs or Messi won't bail Pep out
>>67754321
>Pep is going to dominate Mouyes yet again
Mourinho won or drew 5 of the last 6 classicos vs Pep. He also won the league and forced Pep out of the country.
And that was Pep with his """"GOAT""""" Barcelona squad of Iniesta, Messi and Xavi.
Kek. How's he going to do with Delph and Navas? LMAO.
>>67754321
Isn't Mou the only one to have ever beaten Pep to a league title?
>>67753585
reeeee
reminder mouyes got sacked twice by the same team
reminder he was getting a club with infinite funds relegated
>>67754312
Mourinho's Porto played with Real in the groups and with United in the first knockout round. These were the only strong opponents, all the other matches were against memes like Lyon and Monaco.
Btw, do I need to remind you, that in the same year, another great football miracle on par with Leicester's happened? Greece winning Euro.
>>67754437
Don't be mad you know it's your destiny to be bored to death by Van Gaal Ball.
Jorge mendes is such a cunt
>>67752093
him and fergie are good friends, aren't they?
Didn't fergie want to appoint mou after his departure but the board didn't like mou so they said no?
>>67753306
Need to keep the DO$H running...
>>67754460
>on par with Leicester
No
>>67754460
>Only Real and United
Well typically you only meet about 2 good sides in the UCL anyway.
>Forgetting the fact that Lyon was balling with Juninho at the time and eating Real Madrid for breakfast.
mou got mentally broken by pep, who just went to your local rivals
why would you intentionally pay millions to cuck yourselves?
>mouyes
just getting it ready haven't used it in a while
>>67754517
There will be a big board split, bobby Charlton hates mouyes
>>67754414
>>67754432
>>67754390
Lads, don't try to use logic or common sense with Irish posters.
You're just wasting your time.
>>67754544
Because he'll cuck Pep with no Refball and Messi to save him moron.
>>67754517
Mou idolises Fergie, but I'm not so sure about the other way round. I think Fergie respects Mou but doesn't particularly like him. There were reports he was one of the ones opposed to Mou taking over.
>>67754544
Maybe they hope that Mourinho will attract good signings?
I want it all to crumble for >Mouyes so that all those fake united supporters wanting that prick to be the next manager are ashamed of themselves
Literally fake /lifelongs/
Jose's always wanted to be Uniteds man
>>67754460
>another great football miracle on par with Leicester's happened
>Comparing a 5000/1 shot with a 30/1 shot
nah lad
>>67754578
I believe Ferguson is scared of another top manager surpassing him as the United GOAT. It's why he deliberately hand-picked a sad sack like Moyes as his successor, to make himself look that much better.
The season of meme fairytail teams is over, the season of meme managers is about to begin
>>67754559
Sir Bobby and Fergie aren't even on the fucking board. They don't have a vote. They don't have an official say. They have no right to comment on anything other than in casual conversation or pass on opinions to actual members of the board.
They are about as important to the decision making process as the supporters are in terms of booing or cheering.
I swear to God nobody knows anything, yet they comment anyway. And that goes for 99.9% of the world's media too.
>>67754544
>mou got mentally broken by pep
Other way around, buddy:
>"Talking to Pep, when you ask him about Jose Mourinho, his face changes, his body language. There is a barrier up. You could tell he was not comfortable talking about him. The Clasicos, to Pep, stopped being agreeable. Pep admitted that [Mourinho] had accomplished what he wanted, to destabilize him emotionally to the point that he no longer enjoyed his profession," said Balague.
At best they mutually broke each other's minds.
>>67754644
Fergie is on the board, stop talking nonsense.
Mourinho was approached but he only wanted to go to Chelsea before he was stabbed in the back by the SJW cuntlickers.
>>67754614
Ferguson is the GOAT manager, but he's definitely not infallible (nobody is) and he has always made a lot of mistakes.
He picked Moyes thinking he would be great. He was wrong. He probably hates himself for it.
Congratulations Manchester Utd! You have replaced an overrated overpaid failing manager bringing defensive boring football with an overrated overpaid failing manager bringing defensive boring football!
>>67754670
He's literally not you fucking spastic.
This information is available to anyone after a quick google.
>>67754688
Fuck off Hazard, stop stealing money from Abramovic.
>>67754644
then became a member of Manchester United's board of directors in 1984[3] and remains one as of the 2015/16 season.[4]
ABUs are so fucking mad right now. Want proof? Just look at this thread
>>67754661
>Pep admitted that [Mourinho] had accomplished what he wanted, to destabilize him emotionally to the point that he no longer enjoyed his profession,
That's why Pep ended up leaving Spain.
>>67754670
>Fergie is on the board
No, he's not.
http://ir.manutd.com/corporate-governance/board-of-directors.aspx
>>67754717
He is on the board of directors, as is Sir Bobby Charlton, He's literally SAF is literally listed as a director.
United have just signed a manager who is bigger than Manchester United FC. Your shit-stained club is literally a plaything to a man like Mourinho. He will get tired of you in 3 years and fuck off to PSG.
>>67754718
Get off the fucking computer kangaroo
>>67754726
Nope.
http://ir.manutd.com/corporate-governance/board-of-directors.aspx
>>67754751
>Corporate
Eat shit,.
http://ir.manutd.com/corporate-governance/board-of-directors.aspx
>Mouyes is coming back
Oh yeah
>>67754783
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2321163/Alex-Ferguson-retires-joins-board-directors-Manchester-United.html
>>67754753
Nope.
http://ir.manutd.com/corporate-governance/board-of-directors.aspx
None of them are on or have ever been on the board. What the fuck do they know about running a business?
Do you even know what a board of directors is? It's literally a bunch of accountants.
>>67754751
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/revealed-15-manchester-united-figureheads-7243358
Eat shit
>>67754783
>corporate
i.e. the one that counts and makes decisions
dumb fucking cunt, i swear to god you're not even trolling are you? you're this stupid
>>67754838
You lost lad just accept it
>>67754824
>The Mirror
What next? The Sun?
http://ir.manutd.com/corporate-governance/board-of-directors.aspx
>>67754838
They make the financial decisions, not the footballing ones.
Leicester - Ranieri
Arsenal - Wenger
Spurs - Poch
MCity - Pep
MUtd - Mou
Soton - Koeman (europa group stage, no bs quallies in july)
West Ham - Bilic (europa and olympic stadium)
Liverpool - Klopp
Stoke - Hughes
Chelsea - Conte
Everton - De Boer
Swansea - Guidolin
Watford - Mazzari
WBA - Pulis
Palace - Pardiola
Mememouth - Memy Howe
Sunderland - Sam
Burnley - Cookie monster
Boro - Karanka
Hull - Bruce
solid.. who's first out and when?
>>67754838
https://au.linkedin.com/in/siralexferguson
fuck off cuntlicker
>>67754810
In June 1984, Charlton became a director of Manchester United, a position he still holds today. Already awarded the OBE and CBE, he became Sir Bobby Charlton in June 1994.
A respected ambassador for his club, English football and the game across the world football, Sir Bobby Charlton is a figurehead: a link with the club’s past, present and future.
http://www.manutd.com/en/Players-And-Staff/Legends/Sir-Bobby-Charlton.aspx?pageNo=3
I don't think I will be able to handle all the Mourinho fanboys if he has a successful season.
>>67751952
no?
redcafe's 700 page thread about "LvG" out has 80% of fans asking for Mou
>>67754868
No, they don't. Ferguson and Charlton are ambassadors and have LITERALLY NO SAY WHATSOEVER in the running of the club.
They have the same role Park Ji Sung has. PR.
They have 0 (ZERO) say in whether or not Jose takes over and they have 0 (ZERO) say over who he can sign, sack or hire.
I AM A SIMPLE GUY, I SEE A MOU THREAD I BUMP IT
>>67754919
They're non-executive directors, they still make footballing decisions not financial ones. You're just a retard.
>>67754900
>figurehead
Thanks for confirming exactly what I just said.
http://ir.manutd.com/corporate-governance/board-of-directors.aspx
This is THE board. That's it. There's nobody else involved. 12 members of the board.
>>67754891
hughes after stoke end up in 16th by christmas
>>67754954
That's the executive board responsible for corporate decisions, non-executive directors also exist.
oh nevermind
if his arrival means that the ''United'' youngsters are done for than I disapprove his appointment.
youngsters > memes
>>67754891
Big Sam. It's a Sunlun tradition.
Can't wait for him to crack again.
>>67754018
Also:
>Should Mourinho take over, his first match in charge would likely be against Borussia Dortmund in Shanghai on July 22 before a potential meeting with his old adversary Pep Guardiola in a friendly with Manchester City in Beijing on July 25.
Funnily enough, one of Mou's first matches with Chelsea (2nd stint) was also against Guardiola in the UEFA Supercup vs Bayern. They just can't get away from each other.
>>67754977
>>67754953
>non-executive
i.e. they have FUCK ALL power
thanks for confirming I'm right you mouth-breathing kangaroo-fucking retard
>>67754981
no derby this year lad
therefore he won't get sacked
>>67754919
ferguson will have indirect say by swaying mou's opinion when they're drunk
>>67754959
most obvious choice, but stoke have taken a step in each window towards a more grand team
>>67755004
“There are two boards at Manchester United. There is the quoted company board which is on the New York Stock Exchange and that is where all the key decisions are taken. That is the one I was chief executive of and that is the one Ed Woodward currently runs.”
“The football board on which I sit and Sir Bobby Charlton and Sir Alex Ferguson, for instance, is much more an ambassadorial board. It talks about various football matters but we wouldn’t get into those discussions. Ultimately if the holding company board wishes to discuss those issues with us, it will do on an individual basis.”
Go to sleep little nigga.
>>67755011
>ferguson will have indirect say by swaying mou's opinion when they're drunk
I don't doubt that. Fact remains he has 0 official power and 0 voting power.
If the board wanted, they could ban Ferguson from Old Trafford.
>>67754891
last number in my post is who gets fired
if the 2nd last number is 1-5 its from the first 10, if its 6-10 its from the second 10, eg 84 would be the 14th listed guy.
RIP WHOEVER IT IS
The refs are gonna have to have more pre season meetings and stock up on paper for all the accusations that are gonna fly their way
also isn't louis retiring now? ;_;
>>67755050
>0th listed manager
good job you cunt
>tfw mourinho will win less trophies with united than van gaal
>>67755050
wait.. what? nobody fired all season?
>>67755042
"There's the real board. i.e. the Board of Directors which is officially recognized in literally every large business everywhere where all the major players have a say including the CEO. And then there's this made up """board"""" where we basically do a bit of PR and talk about ways to promote the club and organize Christmas parties and such. We're essentially ambassadors and Park Ji Sung is one of them."
Thanks again. Retard.
>this peter kay thing on BBC1
>>67755050
well done everyone youre keeping your jobs
>>67755050
Ranieri? rip
How bad would he have to be? Bottom at christmas?
>>67755119
>Thanks again
The corporate board and the footballing board are separate. The manager and managerial selection are footballing matters.
Thank you Mohammed you can quit talking shit now.
Ultimately your assertion that they aren't on the board of directors is proven wrong.
>tfw mourinho wins the league
>>67755144
You said Ferguson was on the BoD. He is not. You were wrong and then backpedaled in a hilarious straw-clutching attempt to gain some credibility talking about non-executive boards, ambassadors and other shit.
Just stop posting. You've embarrassed yourself enough.
>>67755119
The board you are talking about is the board of the holding company and the one listed on the NYSE. It's not Manchester United the football club.
>>67755130
GARLIC BREAD?
>>67751645
He starts off well, smashes teams then as soon as they get fatigued because he doesn't rotate at all, he plays shit boring hoofball. and in big matches he plays the hoofball too
>>67754644
this
>>67755188
He is on the board of directors. I never said he was an executive director.
Stop talking shit it's confirmed he's a director and you have lost.
>>67751789
>lose 1-0 to Norwich.
2-1 m8
t. Norwich fan remembering our one good game of the season
>>67755050
BREHS
>>67755224
He can direct all he wants. He's NOT on the board.
THIS is the board.
http://ir.manutd.com/corporate-governance/board-of-directors.aspx
>12 members
>Fergie not listed
You are unequivocally wrong.
>>67755188
>Ferguson not on the board of directors
>Picked his own successor
>Is a director
>HE HAS NO SAY
Please kindly fuck off now.
>>67754661
The emotional stability bit was true, but for both of them I think. Jose sat down and realised the only way he could beat a team so stacked reguarly, ie not one off finals etc, is by declaring war on them and stirring as much shit as humanely possible to try and bring them down. kinda broke both of them
>>67755284
That's the corporate board for Manchester United PLC. Not Manchester United Football Club.
>>67755292
He was allowed to pick his successor. Big difference.
The board voted on it i.e. this board
http://ir.manutd.com/corporate-governance/board-of-directors.aspx
And they agreed to give Ferguson the chance to pick his successor.
Now you can fuck off.
>>67755333
Manchester United PLC =/= Manchester United Football Club, That's the board of directors for the holding company.
Did you lads really think Mou wasn't going to be the next Man Utd boss?
>>67755318
i.e. the one that counts and the one that decided to create the latter
how stupid are you? it's a glorified think-tank, it's not the fucking board
i'm talking about THE board as in the BoD. This is not a difficult concept to understand you mong.
>>67755368
>The one that counts.
And you know that how?
>They're not directors
Please eat shit and die.
>>67755119
>understands the difference between the executive board and the board of directors
just stop
>these two going on and on and on about the Manchester United board
just fucking stop
>>67755401
>And you know that how?
Because I'm not a retard like you. I read and have a basic understanding of how businesses operate. I know what things like 'CEO' and BoD' mean... and I know the difference between the official BoD and a made up brainstorming group is.
Wow lads im speechless what a day for this club!
No matter what happens now I will never forget the work Louis Van Gaal did at this club, what a legend wonderful trust in youth paid off fully
>>67755316
Yeah, but Mou has had a worse time of it since. Guardiola has enjoyed his time at Bayern and just had his last game today where the players lifted him up and celebrated him like a hero. He clearly left on good terms with (most of) them.
Whereas Mou, the year after his rivalry with Pep boiled over, had half the Madrid locker room against him, and then returned to his beloved Chelsea and the same thing happened after just two seasons. He can't seem to stop alienating his players now.
So yeah I'd say Pep's more stable and more reliable to manage sanely at this point in their careers. But it'll be interesting to see who gives in first to the pressure the press will put on them in order to get their spicy Pep vs Mou/Manchester derby stories.
>>67755525
Please shut up, you've been proven wrong and are using shitty strawmen tactics.
Go back to your first post and what you said before backflipping now and citing shitty corporate governance websites which literally have nothing to do with football.
>>67755570
Great, now fuck off and pick another club to embarrass you mong.
>>67755573
>Is wrong
>"M-M-MUH STRAWMAN!!!"
No mate, it's pretty obvious when one refers to THE board (one board) that they are referring to this
http://ir.manutd.com/corporate-governance/board-of-directors.aspx
The official board of directors including the CEO of the company.
Not a made up think-tank to discuss other parts of the business. That's not THE board. That's maybe referred to as A board, but it is not THE board.
Ferguson is not on THE board. He's on A board.
Learn the fucking difference you mong.
>>67755570
This. I'm going to miss LVG, wish there was a way of him staying in the PL.
>>67755665
Goodison Park's open...
>>67755664
During a sublime career Charlton won the European Cup, three league titles and the FA Cup as well as lifting the World Cup with England. He has been on United's board of directors for the last 32 years.
Please stop embarrassing yourself. Manchester United PLC didn't even exist until 2012.
>>67755731
Why do you think that poorly written, barely coherent piece of text from God only knows where is somehow evidence against what I'm saying?
I think you need to stop reading wikipedia as your primary information source...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIoONpB3Hts
dem fergie and pardew bants at 1:50
>fergie calling clattenburg the worst referee in the history of the game
>pardew saying 'get that money away' as they're shaking hands
>>67755779
because it comes from a newspaper and not a donkey on the internet pretending he knows anything because he googled Manchester United PLC board of directors.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3521535/Manchester-United-England-legend-Sir-Bobby-Charlton-Old-Trafford-stand-unveiled-fitting-tribute.html
First he wasn't on the board and now the board isn't a board enough for you.
>>67755779
>>67755851
can you two fuck off and take your pedantic argument elsewhere
completely ruined the thread with that shite
>>67755870
They have a right to argue, they're on the board of this thread
>>67755954
you are one cheeky cunt
>>67755851
>Dailymail
Jesus Christ. Even worse than Wikipedia. Just stop posting. You've been totally exposed. You're using The Daily Mail as your information source. Absolutely not surprised they got it wrong and don't have a clue either about how the football club is run.
Which was my initial point. Clueless fucking idiots like you and the journalists who wrote that piece of shit making stupid comments about things they don't understand.
Fuck off. Fergie is not on the board. Charlton is not on the board. They do not have a vote or a say in whether Mourinho takes over. They never have.
>>67755954
they're just ambassadors for this thread m8, the non-executive board so technically they're not on THE board
>>67755989
https://companycheck.co.uk/company/00095489/MANCHESTER-UNITED-FOOTBALL-CLUB-LIMITED/directors-secretaries
here now you can go eat donkey dick all fucking day.
>>67756070
gg no re
If you two ever manage to find a woman and have kids, I hope they get molested.
>>67756070
https://companycheck.co.uk/company/02570509/MANCHESTER-UNITED-LIMITED/directors-secretaries
eat shit
>>67756281
>not a football club
Please leave this is a sports board.
>>67755571
Fully agree, Mou totally lost the plot the last years, even though he can still manage a team.
But in that regard it's going to be interesting how Pep is dealing with Kick&Rush teams that play hard for that 1 point (compared to DEU where players take a yellow ban to avoid playing BWL).
>>67756362
>Gets told
>Totally exposed
>Embarrassed for 20 minutes straight
>"B-B-B-BUT YOU'RE NOT A REAL SPORTS FAN!"
Okay then m8. I hope you realise that this sort of thing doesn't go down well in the real world. You will get your head kicked in repeatedly.
Just a heads up.
>>67756406
>Gets told
>They're not on the board
>Listed on the board of the Football Club
Can you stop embarrassing yourself? Go jerk off to your stock options.
both of you get a fucking room and fuck already
>>67756406
Hey autist,Fergie is on the board
>>67750715
Rooney was awesome. referring decisions didnt make a difference, no matter how hard palace fans cry about it
so anyway.......
Who will Mou sign this summer?
Arbeloa
L Diarra
Vardy
>>67756731
Ibra and Stones
>>67755002
>Man Utd vs Man City
>friendly
>in Beijing
EPCucks
>>67756445
>He still thinks he's on the board
official website m8
http://ir.manutd.com/corporate-governance/board-of-directors.aspx
sorry, but this ends the debate
>>67755592
Lifelong United fan m80 you wanna see something embarrasing say that shit to my face cunt
>>67757349
that's the investor relations website.
Man Utd PLC =/= football club
Scroll the fuck up
Is he on suicide watch?
>>67751266
>United ever playing exciting
English football is just too direct and simple.
based mouyes
>>67757850
lol
>Ranieri
>Poch
>Wonga
>Poop
>Mouyes
>Cowman
>Billic
>Klopp
>Conte
>Bog Sim
>Pardy
>A couple italians
>Ginger cunt
Everton better get a meme manager
>>67757850
Why doesnt he like Mata?
>>67751294
>calls managers overrated
>brings up an overrated manager
>>67758357
Don't worry, they'll get de Boer.
>>67758357
Probably Frank de Boer from Ajax. Not really a memester desu
>>67757850
kek
his door is wide open
Mouyes is perfect for united though, he'll take over a drilled LVG squad and definitely get them results. Mou is one of the very best player-managers in the game - that'll be a huge welcoming change for the players. Can't see a similar player-revolt happening at united as what happened at chelsea where primadonna cunts decide who they want in charge (aka terry & co).
And I think united will take boring football with results over just boring football any day, cause despite the FA cup win this season has been horrendous for them.
>>67758588
>>67758555
Does he a have Meme potential?
How does he compare to cowman?
>>67757850
They should swap him for Oscar.
>>67758634
he's coached a bunch of players that are already in the league when they were younger so possibly
>>67753593
>check flag
Excited for the Euros, Daan? Which team are you going to be following?
Oh God this season's Manchester derbies have been so fucking awful, next ones will be hyped as shit.
Hiddink played more youth players in
competitive matches than Mou did in 2 and a half seasons...
>>67758989
He wasn't fighting for anything though.
>>67758924
Hyped as shit but you think next season will be better? Pep's city keeping possession and mourinho's united parking the bus. Put your savings on u1.5 goals both matches
>>67754838
DUDE BRAIN DAMAGE LMAO
>>67759089
How can you have half a goal?
>>67759089
At least we will manage to see actual good football from one of the teams. Plus Mou mind games riling Pep up.
>>67759228
If it goes over the line and bounces back, have you ever watched a football match before?
>>67759089
its pep vs mou, they will either kick each other off the park or pep will dominate mous little asshole
it will be better then the season we just had most definitely
>Get a boner while browsing this thread
>Go to pornhub to get my fix
>Lose boner
Guys, I think I have a problem
>>67759294
>>it will be better then the season we just had most definitely
Pretty much, Pellegrini and Van Laal are two boring, old fucks and their teams the same.
>>67759308
Pornhub is shit m8
>>67755119
Geez lad, I am loving every laugh here.
Cannot wait until there's some form of legitimate age verification on this site.
>>67759308
go to ashemaletube
its medically proven to fix those sort of problems
>>67759403
whats shit about pornhub? It's free porn
>>67758490
>Win with relegated-tier team
>Overrated
>>67759350
Can't wait for pep's city to be pressed to hell by klopp's liverpool
>>67759600
Can't fare worse than Manuel.
>>67754684
>he was wrong
that's fucking debatable, Ferguson had no idea the board would sack Moyes after only 10 months. I guarantee you the team would be in a better position had Moyes been managing them for the past 3 years.
>>67759403
>closest thing to free, convenient hd porn
>shit
>>67754684
Moyes didn't have enough time. United got used to Ferguson's consistent success but Moyes inherited a terrible squad and didn't have control of his transfers. If Moyes had been in charge until now they would have been challenging for the title
>>67758634
He says >uhhhhh alot during interviews
>>67757349
You're a fucking idiot, my man. It's kind of sad to think you have parents. I'm sure when they consummated with the intention of creating (You) they thought it would be one of the most beautiful moments in their lives.The coming together of two people who love each other so deeply they create a new life as a testament to their relationship. Now, imagine the disappointment when that testament turned out to be you. This obnoxious sourshite with a severe learning disability. The child in the classroom that would refuse to abide by any order or structure, and instead spend his time throwing his toys about and wailing. Stuck in a perpetual tantrum because they have to be the constant centre of attention. Despite no one wanting to listen to them or deal with their never ending nonsense. Imagine how sad it must be driving to school every afternoon to collect your child and having to grind your teeth together and admit THAT one is yours. I imagine after you all sit down for a family dinner, no matter how much you eat, your parents feel pretty empty looking at you.
Or I imagine, less tragically... and far more realistically, that your parents are subhuman, trailertrash degenerates... And the apple just didn't fall very far from the tree at all.
>>67758555
>>67758588
Trips & dubs confirm
>>67760000
not really a meme though. No philoshophee?
>>67754414
mourinho forced poop out of the country as much as vilanova forced him out of the country
>>67758607
>t.redditor
>>67751346
>effective
>gets sacked not even halfway through the season
Mou is finished.
F
Mata to City then?
>>67764792
To Chelsea.
https://youtu.be/eaYl8sxmjgo
I remember watching this and thinking "plz plz plz
give mou the fucking job"
THEYRE NO LONGER MANCHESTER UNITED, THEYVE FINALLY COME TOGETHER... THEY'RE MOUNITED
>>67762116
Muh pass it back to the keeper and hoof it forward
>>67751163
>Pep
can only play posession football, will suffer without good players
>Mou
in constant decline since his time in Madrid. Utd will be the worst squad he has managed since Porto, and he doesn't have the magic anymore
>Klopp
Meme manager. At best he'll make Liverpool perennial second finishers
>Conte
Not that good tbqhwy family
>Wenger
lmao
>Poch
Overrated, was mediocre in Spain. If anything it shows how easy is to shine in the EPLel
>Big Sam
Your personal meme guy
the EPLel goes always for the names, not actual performances.
>>67753306
>suka
>>67754414
I know that in england it's the meme knowledge that Mou "forced Guardiola out" but here we all know that Pep didn't get along with the board, that was the reason for his departure
>>67754661
>Balague
>>67754460
>beating some scrubs in the final game
Absolutely meaningless
>>67758357
>my body
>ready
Pick dos and start the new season already.
