GERMAN CUP FINAL: *FC BAYERN vs BORUSSIA DORTMUND*
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It's fucking on!
Guardiola's last game for Bayern, Hummels' last game for Dortmund!
>de Gay
nth for poop.
B V B
V
B
FÜR DAS DEUTSCHE!!!!!!
How badly will Bayern choke this up?
smash bayern in the mouth
>German nationalism on the rise
oh no
FOR ZE FATHERLAND tßh fäm
>>67745623
ISLAMISCHE FRAUENLAND
the entrance ceremony made me really hyped
AUF GEHTS JUNGS
>>67745562
If a Dortmund player plays really well and wins the game for them, will he be a Bayern player next season?
>>67745651
springtime for Hitler and Germany
>>67745666
Satan is hyped, prepare for teror attacks
>>67745651
oh shit whaddup
Wer nazi hier?
>BvB is already outsung by the Bayern supporters
top cucks
that new bayern jersey is ugly af, that collar looks so stupid
Bayern hat bald mehr schwarze als Deutsche in der Startelf.
Great atmosphere in that stadium for once
I am here.
Just came home from Japantag.
Some qts but also a lot of fatties.
guys, why were they playing the F1 theme before the game?
>after 60 minutes of CP and MU, this
save my evening Germanbros
>>67745713
Hier, Herr Obersturmbannführer!
>>67745703
Could be the protagonist of a bad 90s show
>Lewandowski
Ich dachte die Polen spielen alle für Dortmund lel.
>>67745737
>Japantag
fuck off weeb
Bayern fan but really hope Pep loses, hate that cunt.
Will it bomb goals?
>>67745761
I can see him getting it on with Rachel and cucking Ross.
>thomas müller shooting from long range
dis gon b gud
Islamische Bombenstimmung, wann?
Warum sind so viele Bayernspieler schwarz?
>>67745819
Watch your language
>>67745819
Weil schwarze Athleten besser sind.
>>67745811
Ist in Berlin eig. immer.
>>67745811
When Mehdi al Bena'tia scores
>Thomas Blütter
I didnt like that pass
>>67745819
Weil Bayern schwarz sind.
what do you think poops IQ is? what about taktiktuchel?
>activate 4chan extension
>screen gets fucked up and starts flashing
wtf
anyone else with the problem?
without the extension everything's working fine
>>67745723
its kind of how the very old jerseys used to look
next they will bring schnürrbänder under the collar back instead of buttons
>>67745819
es ist 2016
>>67745819
Jüdischer Verein. Noch Fragen?
>>67745819
d'echten bayern san z'bsuffa
und boarisch klingt eh wie afrikanisch
I'm back from my run lads, what did I miss
So what exactly did Tuchel do differently from Klopp ? It's nothing but pressing and lolcountergoals
Bayern hat nächste Saison mehr schwarze Spieler als Deutsche. Top Hahnrei.
>>67745959
epic entrance ceremony
>>67745959
>sport
>>67745966
Players aren't allowed to get fat anymore.
>>67745959
you missed a touching ceremony
>>67745966
tactics
a
c
t
i
c
s
>>67745959
>I'm back from my run
Dropped.
Stream link????
too high, obama
>>67746122
if you have cable, just go to espn go
FC Baycuck?
>>67746122
http://wiziwig.ru/soccer/watch-a6562a-bayern-munchen-vs-borussia-dortmund
here
>>67746122
this
Any proper english streams? Found one but it was laggy as hell
Who /ReclaimTheGame/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnAbE0788ZU
Hat Bayern einen ausgeprägten Hahnrei-Fetisch?
>>67746121
underrated post t.b.h.
>>67746277
http://navixsport.com/sport.php?id=1951
>Dortmund does extremely well tactically
>just stand inside your own box and defend
It's almost as boring as the Atheltico matches
>Feindsenderdirektbewegtbildflussadresse
mpv http://live-ut-lh.daserste.de/i/daserste_ut_de@300832/master.m3u8
>buyern fan getting cùcked by his gf with a superior club
>>67746370
>http://navixsport.com/sport.php?id=1951
Thanks
>>67746459
That's his wife
who do the americans ITT support?
>>67746459
>dirtmund whore gets bayern'd
>dirtmunder thinks bayern is the cuck
delusional
>>67746482
and his wife's club
bvb
>>67746459
She's cute
>>67746500
B V B
V
B
>>67746500
dortmund
>>67746522
this 2bh
>>67746459
>the moment word cucked loses all meaning
This shit is as boring as the FA Cup final
>>67746522
Customers are the cùcks by default, look at their team lol.
>>67746122
Does the German Youtube stream work for you guys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_M_7f_DRFA
>>67746612
I am putting all of my hopes on the second leg
>>67745562
Hummels is seriously allowed to play?
>>67746624
nah
>>67745877
kek'd uncontrollably
>>67746522
>not being able to control your gf tastes
He is a cuck alright. Probably has to do his own laundry too.
>>67746620
which customers do you mean?
>>67746624
Don't forget: We are one European Union but if you want to watch their TV you have to pay your Shekels
>>67746624
no, its not allowed to play in my country
>>67746624
Why should the Jews allow this?
>>67746624
>no HTML5
the fuck
>>67746641
Yes. In German football you see, things work a little differently with transfers. As you might have noticed, they announce them before the player leaves, while he still has games with his original club left to play. This is to create a situation known as 'Viellechttraitorfussballen' in which there is drama wondering whether the player will purposely score an own goal towards the end of the game and rip off his shirt to reveal the new one.
It is just a part of German football heritage.
>>67746670
>still thinking it's his gf
cucked out of player
cucked out of women
>dirtmund
>>67746710
>>67746701
Maccabi Haifamind
Former Bayern fan here.
Which team should I support?
>>67746610
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckservative
>>67746772
>former _____ fan
'no'
>>67746747
>not being able to contol your wifes tastes
even worse
>>67746772
Napoli
>tfw Hummels chokes at the final penulty
>>67746772
Torquay United, and dubs confirm it. Misery loves company!
>>67745737
Wie wars dieses Jahr so? Auch: Sebastian, bist du's?
>Slipmmich
>>67746811
>so cucked he loses sense for reality
i'm sorry for your loss
>>67746776
I'm not clicking that, fuck this gay earth.
>Ich bin ein Fan vom Hanrei Verein aus München.
>>67746772
Become a Leicester /lifelong/ since tomorrow get.
Nice refball you have there bauern. :)
Reus sieht immer mehr aus wie ein Kettenrauchender / Drogenjunkie.
>>67746772
NYCFC friend, they play against the Red Bulls in thirty minutes
who ABB here?
>>67746913
If you have to spam the thread with unfunny memes you might as well post Peepees
>people think barca wants reus
lol
LOL
>>67746969
Er raucht die Schamhaare von Aubameyang.
Just came home, did i miss anything? webm pls
>>67746979
if he hurries he can even trade in his old club jersy for a NYCFC jersey today
>>67747015
Sell him for a high price while people still think he's good.
>>67746856
It was alright. Same as always pretty much.
Very few actually Japanese people there this year though.
>>67747022
enjoy your Aids
>30min
>0 points scored
Guys I think this semen slurping sport isn't for me.
Are the wages in Bayern really that great? Aren't players in the lesser german teams already millionaires anyway?
>>67747011
Findest Du das nicht traurig? Der größte Verein in Deutschland verbreitet kultur marxistische Propaganda.
>divevandowski
>>67747058
ISIS attacked
but they already buried the victims and the show must go on
are berliner the biggest cucks in germany?
they are either buyern or dirtmund customers and don't give a shit about their own teams
>>67747077
Make a thread on /pol/ about it and I may respond ;)
>>67747063
>b-but muh echte liebe!!!
>>67747065
>>67746856
Also no, I am not.
Scheiß Bauern wieder gierig auf elfer. Die können einfach nicht legit gewinnen.
>>67745562
>Costa trying to copy Le Cut Inside Man
Yeah it's not happening
Era Elfmeter, 2bh.
>klopp on the buyern bench
top kek
>>67747077
Bleib mal realistisch, so groß ist Dortmund noch lange nicht.
>>67747120
I don't understand your memes
>>67747141
Den Vettel Finger müssen die k>>67747141
inders aber noch üben.
>>67747141
>Japan Tag
>99% anime
I know why the Japs didn't come
>>67747161
he's trying to recruit gotze
This thread is not comfy at all. Too many germans here.
>>67747163
Bayern hat mehr schwarze Spieler als Deutsche.
Bayern need a new weapon other than Costa's meme strikes
>>67747174
The anime convention I went to was mostly video games and shit like GoT so I doubt that.
>>67747206
germans are very nice people, I've met plenty of nice young german girls who come over to the US as au pairs for a few years to experience the states here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD9UTBWo51w
>>67747206
it does seem off a bit
>>67747174
Probably. But there was also archery (which sucked) and some sword demonstarions.
>>67747216
and those shitty crosses?
i wish the world was full of brazilians 2bh
>>67747236
Where did you meet them and post their muffs also.
>>67747206
Dumb jungle ape
oh look ribery trying to start something
Can Schmelzer just fuck off already ? Only people who are able to cross a ball in the box are allowed to have an opinion
REFBALL
CLEAR RED
fucking arabs
>>67747239
That dream was pretty based tough.
Fuck Buyern 2bh
>>67747208
dortmund hat auch mehr nicht-deutsche als deutsche
>ribery suicidebombing again
>not red for ribery for trying to blind castro
>this shit ref
What did Castro get a yellow for?
>Shittery
>Mia san Islam
This is a pretty good game for a Turkish league
>>67747148
Canada you lost your leaf
Ribéry pelotudo
>Dortmund's defending
>>67747270
I work in a bank, and met most of them there.
No muff shots sadly
Fuck you Ribery you muslim child fucker.
Typical a Buyern player could kill someone on the Field and wouldnt get send off.
why are soccer players so handsy when they talk to each other?
>>67747336
Pretty good post for a paki
Nice eye gouging.
>>67747336
how's the pakistani cup final going btw?
still 1-1?
>>67747323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJh47LybCkU
LADS WHY IS BENFICA PLAYING AGAINST BVB?
>Wanting to kill Reus for the EM again
Reus probably injured himself in that tackle
>>67746280
i want them to get rid of seats in football stadium
stand up or get out
Bayern's new jerseys are class.
>bender
inb4 reus injured and can't do a international cup again
Fucking Bender
>>67747434
poor sod, if that would happen
>>67747430
*tips*
>>67747434
woud laff
>>67747406
We switch shirts with them. Our shirt next season, the stripes will be dark red. Absolutely retarded.
Dieser gottverdammte GEZ Kommentator. Kapitän Offensichtlich.
>Bender
>Shittery
>Der Mann, der bends
>>67747445
To be fair to him, he's never really been well known for his shooting ability.
>>67747073
Yes and yes.
good luck Dortmund
The whole world is with you
Rubbery has got a snake in his boot
Why are all the cup finals at the same fucking day? This is very ineffective shilling.
>>67747508
yeah, they are the Light of Sympathy(tm)
>>67747500
Could've tried something else. The ball was high enough to try and head it.
>>67747474
It looks terrible Renato
>>67747530
the spanish one is tomorrow
>0-0
this semen slurping sport isn't for me las
Great match tßh
That's most likely the worst game Ribbery ever made. What a joke.
IM Hummels pretending he cares about Dortmund
a game that has been characterized by two strong defenses so far
>>67747481
Alles ist besser als Marcel " Ich küsse Bayern Ärsche " Reif.
>>67747530
And at the same hour. These retards don't cooperate at all.
>>67747540
Yeah, but knowing him, he'd break his nose doing it.
Watch the FA Cup Final on Eurosport in the half time break lads
Currently in the second half of Extra Time, Man United vs. Crystal Palace 1-1
>>67747596
Mehr Halbzeitschnecken bitte.
>>67745819
they're not called la bestia negra for nothing
hier ist das erste deutsche fernsehen mit der tagesschau
>Zervakis
DENBTS!
>>67747366
>Fuck you Ribery you muslim child fucker.
He literally changed his name to Bilal Yusuf Mohammed.
The entire Buyern team is full crypto-mudslimes.
>>67747666
>Halbzeitschnecken
We can certainly do that here.
As a Dortmund supporter i know how this shit will be finished. Müller will make the important Goal with his skinny legs in the 92. Minute and the Ref will stop it after that. Like always.
>>67745562
fucking ref luck for buyern again !
ribery could have gotten red, but no ribery AND castro get yellow.
dfb final hummels goal not given
championsleague final no red for buyern
>>67747481
>>67747624
>he is too poor for Sky
kek
Anyone have a webm of the ribery refball?
>FINGER OF DEATH LVL 3
behind the scenes HT
>>67747727
S L A G S
mein neger
are Dortmund the loudest fans in Germany?
>>67747624
Reif doesn't commentate on Sky
>>67747717
hnnnggg
>>67747707
Shoot this MUDSLIME!! Against Benfica he was an asshole as well.
>>67747707
>no red card
>>67747707
What a shitskin. Ribbery is done t.b.h.
>>67747760
no, Ingolstadt fans are louder
>>67747717
sexy af 2bh
>>67747724
>Ribéry konvertierte 2006 zum Islam. Sein muslimischer Name lautet Bilal Yusuf Mohammed.
What a cuck
>>67747746
WTF is that??
>>67747707
HAHA
>>67747754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuedZ1Y_dU4
>>67747735
>He pays to listen to shitty commentators instead of watching it for free and/or english ones
>Amazon will buy the Bundesliga, and everyone with a Prime account can watch it
Have fun with your shitty Sky
why no red card for ribery? i'm so mad i fucking hate this muslim scum
>>67747746
What is wrong with that guys balls?
>>67747806
do you have to take a test to convert?
Like assemble a bomb in under ten minutes?
>Halbzeit bei einem Fussballfinale
>ARD strahlt wie gewohnt Propaganda aus
Jedes mal
>>67747707
>Ribery a bitch
what a surprise. reminder he straight up slapped Carvajal in the face and got away with it.
>>67747879
Dissidenten sollten erschossen werden!
>>67747863
>>67747734
because buyern has luck in important games all the fucking time.
>>67747831
the latest instagram trend
ball sack selfie
>>67747863
Its called refball and Bayernleague for a reason.
>Tagesschau befragt ernsthaft die Zecken und Kanaken von grüne/linke zu Bundeswehrinvestitionen
>>67747724
>Ribéry's wife, Wahiba, is a French national of Algerian descent and the couple have two daughters named Hiziya and Shahinez and two sons named Salif and Mohammed.[2][190][191] Ribéry is a convert to Islam[192][193] and, following his conversion, adopted the name Bilal Yusuf Mohammed.[194][195]
Inshallah.
Ich hasse die Tagesschau und ihre Quoten-Migranten.
>>67747879
Immerhin hübsche Propagandaverkünderin
What is the fat fuck laughing about?
>he fucking stuck his finger in his eye
That was a clear red for Ribery.
Fucking refball.
>>67747860
>Wolf Fuss
>Kai Dittmann
>shitty commentators
Are you high?
>>67747746
Lexie seems pretty chill
>be american
>get shot
#MAGA
>>67747944
Mods deleting Posts, stay cucked 4chan
>>67747746
THE FUCK IS THIS
>>67747707
>ruffs up weigl
>castro barely touches him
>tries to poke put eye
officials need to deal with this guy already
>>67747950
Kloppo told a joke
some polish music for a Lewa goal hopefully
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvm2ZsRv3C8
Ich weiß schon, warum ich seit 2-3 Jahre meinen TV nicht mehr benutze. Diese Drecks Propaganda.
>>67747920
When will this degeneracy end?
>>67747879
kill yourself, faggot
>>67747951
Instead both got a yellow.
What the fuck
>>67747991
I hope they do after the game
get out the rope 2bh
>>67747991
>YELLOW FOR BOTH
Fuck this league.
>>67748020
the führerin will fix the world
>Mehmet Scholl
>pretending to be neutral
Everytime
In spätestens zwei Jahren passiert das.
>>67748109
I want to lick her asshole
>>67748109
<3 Petry
spoiler: Bayern wins lol
>>67748132
that's the moment I'm leaving Germany. Where should I move?
>>67748145
that will become mandatory once she becomes chancellor next year
>>67748132
Nein im jahr 2020, den Zeitpunkt der von der CIA als das Jahr prohezeit wurde indem in Deutschland bürgerkriegsähnliche Zustände herrschen.
https://wahrheitfuerdeutschland.de/us-geheimdienst-kuendigt-fuer-spaetestens-2020-buergerkrieg-und-unregierbarkeit-in-deutschland-und-anderen-europaeischen-laendern-an/
>>67748132
Wohl eher zwei Monate
trying to poke opponent eye = yellow card
absolutny nothing = yellow card
>>67748012
Worse than reich propaganda
>>67748207
Schweiz, if the still let you
>>67748145
that's her asshole
>>67748196
DELET
>>67748111
>(((Mehmet))) Scholl
what should I get to eat for the 2nd half? what are you eating?
>>67748207
back to Syria
>>67748214
DELETE THIS GOYIM!
>>67748196
>Bauern
>>67748223
This
>>67748223
>trying to poke opponent eye = yellow card
>absolutny nothing = yellow card
Such is Life when playing for Buyern
>>67748223
The half time commentary doesn't even ask scholl if it was supposed to be a red.
How are all the """""""""experts"""""""" former bayoern players?
>>67748207
Die ganze Westliche Welt ist mittlerweile versaut.
>>67748240
baumkuchen
>scholl literally telling children to beat up other children with shovels on national tv
wew
>>67748223
He even tries to calm him down. Tried to get him to calm down, and got a poke in the eye, and a yellow card for his troubles.
>>67748012
>PC mit HDMI Kabel an den Fernseher angeschlossen
>Guck nur noch Sachen, die Ich mir gezielt uebers Internet herunterlade
>Fernseher wieder brauchbar.
>PS3 controller via SCP toolkit an den PC angeschlossen
>Besser als jede Konsole
>>67748214
>https://wahrheitfuerdeutschland.de
Seams legit as fuck!
>>67748232
>Schweizerdeutsch
Schlimmer als Arabisch uezs
that escalator looks comfy
>>67748207
Austria, Denmark
>>67748268
>Nicht mit den Fingern ins Auge nehmt die Schaufel und haut damit dem Andren auf den Kopf
What the literal fuck?
>>67748272
>tfw only widely available during christmas time
alright lads
who should I be rooting for?
>>67748109
Based Frauke will make Germany great again.
>>67748009
>Solving the "select all mountains" captcha while listening to this.
This is the life. Bliss.
>>67748306
>that flag
>that comment
Hello fatty
>>67748291
Why not motioninjoy
>>67748232
I fucking hope so. My parents didn't leave russia so I can emigrate AGAIN.
Fuck Islam sireously
>>67748214
>implizierend dass die jüdischen NWO illuminaten-eidechsen die welt nicht schon 2019 untergehen lassen
wach endlich auf!
PYROTECHNIK IST KEIN VERBRECHEN
>violent mudslime
>cuck commentator: he's so passionate :DDDD
Wir holen uns unser Land zurück! Nicht aufgeben, Kameraden!
>>67748207
Montana
>beautiful Landscape
>almost only white population
>most liberal gun laws
>>67748347
The ref
>Die Knaller
Nice
>People are still responding to the guy who posts all the /pol/ bait
>>67748393
>athletes
>use escalators in the middle of a match
stop with the fucking politics in the thread you retards
i watch football to not care about the shit i get confronted with literally everywhere else
bad enough that there are news in the halftime
>>67748403
RELIGION OF PEACE!!!!!
>>67748321
Is it nice? I've only ever seen it in anime
>>67748373
Motionjoy is hardcore malware m8. Also SCP actually works better.
>dortmund
dumme hahnreie
>>67748443
absolutely
>de Maizierre and Fatima in the stands
>just look helpless as the stadium burns down
oh boy
did anyone spot Robben eating an apple?
>Ribery spitting on stairway
>some Dortmund player ramming his hand up his ass
ARD camera team did a good job these last 2 minutes tbqh
>>67748298
Oy gevalt! An illegitimate wrong-think website! It is like anudda delousing.
>>67748379
But Russlanddeutsche will be the ones who have to do the dirty work
Nice Pyro
>>67748367
r-rude!
BOB
HURENSÖHNE
BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09 BVB 09
>all that smoke
Heh, one of those crackers would get the game cancelled here.
>>67748403
top kek
>>67748412
TITTEN RAUS
>can run 10km a game
>can't take the stairs
>>67748448
But the old version is fine isn't it
why are Ruhrpott "people" so trashy?
>Bürgerkrieg already beginning
>>67748556
because your mohter is a whore
Aktiengesellschaft Dortmund versus average people membership CLUB Bayern
Why do neutrals still think Dortmund are the good guys?
>german supporters using Fireworks, Bengalos etc
>german Commentator and media: " Oh these Idiots "
>turkish/italian/spain supporters using Fireworks, Bengalos etc.
>german Commentator and media: " Oh this southern joy and fanatstic mood "
Everytime
>>67748556
fuck off bauer
STOP
BULLY
WEIGL
>>67748556
Full off Musels
>>67748556
culture of working class and polish immigrants
>>67748482
Send me some please mate
>>67748586
have i triggered you, ruhrpott trash?
>>67748554
It's "fine" but it's also shit. SCP actually does the analog sticks well while Motionjoy only does 0% or 100%.
>>67748545
well i woudnt walk stairs either with foodball shoes on.
btw how do u call football shoes in english or are they just football shoes?
>be Fußballspieler
>get Raucherlunge
what's with all this fucking fog?
>>67748597
Islam Bombic: "Wasser auf den Mühlen der Rechten"
>>67748595
Everyone can buy a piece of Dortmund, why is that bad?
dat smoke
>>67748556
It's full of mudslimes
Aside from Berlin you won't find more trashy Mudslime neighborhoods than in the Ruhrpott
What are the chances we see a chimpout here?
>>67748650
boots i think
>>67748650
football boots
americans call them "cleats"
>>67748668
they're getting ready to welcome their chinese investors
>>67748697
pls munich is literally a nigger shithole
>>67748701
With Ribery on the Field: Always
>>67748668
its smog from the autobahn volkswagen rush hour
>Vidal is going to get himself redcarded
Well, fuck me. It was good while it lasted.
Wait, Lewandowski is playing?
GOATKRATIS
>mfw dortmund wins yet again
BORING
>>67748701
pretty high
>>67748767
almost jinxed it
>>67748618
>have i triggered you, hurensohn?
>>67748744
>t. Duisburg-Marxloh
Are these two teams actually shit? Last time I watched them this season it was a boring 0-0 too
our cup final was shit, hope this one has been better
Why is lewa so shit?
>>67748845
It's just Dortmund camping their own penulty box
>>67748817
>Muselpott
>>67748675
That's irrelevant, since the largest shareholders are of foreign origin.
BVB is for all intents and purposes controlled by GM, which in turn is controlled by the US government since the 2008 bailout.
>>67748845
No, they just have strong defenses
>>67748817
100% buttblasted
>>67748817
my sides
HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Buyern is getting close, fuck
>>67748887
You mean weak attacks?
>thiago
>>67748845
>english
>only believes games with a 4-3 are interesting because his League knows shit about tactic.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THIAGO YOU STUPID RETARD WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Holy shit, ARD is broadcasting at an incredibly high framrate.
Is Schmelzer losing his hair?
>>67748913
No, I mean strong defenses.
Why is NRW the best bundesland lads?
>>67748951
Edgy
Why is Lewa so shit? He needs a dozen chances to score once.
75th min, pulisic sub, he scores
or
80th min ramos sub, he scores
>>67748887
>strong defenses
Bayern and BVB? Topfuckingkek. Collectively neither of these teams defend well.
Now begins the strong Buyern phase
come on, dortmund
>>67748954
It isn't, Bremen is
>>67748823
mfw Marxloh is only a 10 minute drive away.
mfw i can't even browse 4chan without being reminded of this shithole.
>>67748954
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67748951
>greenazis
Worse than niggernazis
>>67748981
0:1 incoming
Dortmund is the nazi team right?
>>67748944
You mean weak attacks?
>lewandowski
>>67748964
Bayern should sell him back to Dortmund and wait until he gets good again.
>Obama
>>67748972
Or as always: Müller 92th minute and thats it.
>>67748972
Pulisic please
>>67749005
that would be pretty unafforded desu :/
Obamayoung is overrated shit, come at me.
>It's a Bayern generates tons of chances and scores none or just one episode
>>67748925
Seems like a huge bitrate for 720p50
>>67748975
>collectively
What does that even mean?
Both defenses are top-notch.
>>67748744
i did visit munchen and they played islamic praying music from loud speakers at the main street. It lasted for an hour or two.
explain.
To keep it /sp related i will also tell that game vs frankfurt kin of sucked but it was nice to see allianz and team playing
>>67748923
I like tactics too but games need goals for the neutrals lad
>>67748954
It's 18 million people, so it naturally includes all of the best and all of the worst parts
>>67749043
You actually have one point there m8
Our league is such garbage
Compare this shit to Clasico
>>67749043
Literally not coming at you.
>>67749071
It will happen believe me. From the 60th to the 80th minute is the high phase.
>>67749083
but Classico is Dortmund-Bayern,too ????
>>67749083
the only interesting thing in the bundesliga is
>Abstiegskampf
>>67748998
Sagt wer? Ein Holländer! Top kek
>>67749098
I believe you.
>>67749100
Dont use Clasico for that, its a stupid marketing invention
>>67749075
tbf Dusseldorf is nice, the old city by the riverside is comfy but i'm sure the city is full of turks
>>67749083
Protip: Most Clasicos are shit too.
Webm of Poop on his knees crying
Poop needs to be send to the stands for leaving the choaching zone all constantly
>>67749114
I fucking hate this frog.
This game is so fucking awful.
this shit was so much better when Klopp was around and Robben wasn't ded.
Are Catalans the Kurds of Europe?
>>67749149
i got you senpai
>>67748954
It's Lower Saxony or Saxony.
>>67749123
:^)
>>67749083
Happens when your top teams get tax money from the EU, Billionaires and can make debts without any consequences.
>>67749083
El Classico USED to be good
Its shit now
>>67748954
Official Best Bundesländer Power Ranking
1. Baden-Württemberg
2. Bayern
3. Rheinland-Pfalz
4. Hessen
5. Saarland
6. Schleswig-Holstein
7. Sachsen
8. Niedersachsen
9. Hamburg
10. Nordrhein-Westfalen
11. Berlin
12. Thüringen
13. Brandenburg
14. Bremen
15. Mecklenburg-Vorpommern
16. Sachsen-Anhalt
This is indisputable, don't even try to question this ranking.
Hab meiner Frau den Rollstuhl geklaut. Sie ist jetzt stinksauer.
Aber ratet mal wer gleich wieder angekrochen kommt...
>>67749152
I prefer Speedy Gonzales,too
>>67749061
How the team behaves without the ball on organization. Positioning. They're both shit. A lot of man vs man. Lack of covers. Forcing offside.
They're good on the moment when they lose the ball. Strong reaction, after that, is average-tier, which means shit basically.
>>67748954
NRW is fucking based.
>live in a rural suburb village with 900 people
>zero rapefugees
>high speed cable internet
>literal holiday style country side natural habitat with a sporting lake just outside the door
>little city with all the shops i need just a 10 minute drive away
Life is bliss.
>>67749178
>shitskin cuck the post
>>67749178
>berlin, bremen, hamburg not last
>>67742573
>>67742573
get in here meine ladden
>>67749180
Das ist hier 4chan, nicht deine lieblings-normie-whatsapp-gruppe
>>67749181
Is this a joke?
>>67749178
>Baden-Württemberg
>voted for the treacherous, muslim loving, Germany hating Green party
Fuck off
>>67749178
Maybe if your name is Klaus
Your top two states are so fucking straight and boring it's almost a parody of German stereotypes
>Kehrwoche
>Buyern
>Yes
>>67749140
And weebs
>>67749180
kek
>>67749222
SO TOLERANT
Ich will in DEU lieben. Wie schwer ist es? Ich habe meine Bachelors in Engineering btw.
>>67749209
No, I actually do
>>67749162
not that would be Basques
>>67749192 again
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Z%C3%BClpich
Stay jelly.
>>67749168
>peeing like a girl
Have those Buyern cunts lost yet?
>>67749216
>Greens in BaWü
>not an ecological AfD
http://www.spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/fluechtlinge-boris-palmer-gibt-den-horst-seehofer-der-gruenen-a-1077336.html
They're pretty based down here.
>>67749178
Berlin belongs to 15 atleast.
>t. Berlinanon
>>67749222
Homo Bauern
>>67749241
Warum ? In den USA verdienst du mehr und der Staat klaut dir nicht die Hälfte deines Einkommens.
Lewandowski is overrated shit, come at me.
>>67749192
I've stayed with a mate who lives in a town near Mettmann which is really lovely. I've only been to NRW so I can't compare to anywhere else
What the fuck is wrong with Lewandowski?
>>67749192
>NRW, village with 900 ppl
>zero rapefugees
I doubt they still exist. My tiny village of 500 people has a dozen rapefugees and there are many more in the surrounding dörfer.
>>67749241
Berlin is full of americans. From what I hear they're having a great time here.
almost had an error there
>>67749312
wew, good thing you avoided that
I fucking knew it. Bayern's gonna fuck lots of chances up.
>Hummels letting Muller through
disgusting
>>67749222
>Jew Club.
You cant make this shit up.
>>67749241
lern deutsch! if you know the language well, it shouldn't be that hard with your degree. otherwise, almost no chance.
>>67749284
Dafür wird er von Negern erschossen und von Mexikanern ersetzt.
>>67749284
In eine Wort, Kultur. Ich finde das Kultur in DEU und auch EU besser.
Btw is there any TV Card for the PC out there that has a CI+ Slot?
>>67749332
>le jews
>>67749140
I was born in Düsseldorf
>>67749284
Warum müssen libertäre immer ihre Staats und Steuerphobia in jede Debatte einbringen?
>>67749368
nobody cares
>>67749368
and that is why they call me Rolf
>>67749274
>Boris Palmer is the puppet they let to dance for the idiots who belive there is a conservative Green party member
>also the same Asshole who wnats to confiscate private property to give it to Rapefugees:
http://www.welt.de/politik/deutschland/article145362505/Notfalls-muss-ich-Haeuser-beschlagnahmen.html
Green party is the party for leftists who want to see Germany destroyed and filled with Muslims
>>67749260
>germans unironically pee whilst sitting
>germans unironically defend this
>>67749380
I care
>>67749354
D V B T
>>67749305
>>67749256
Uelpenich
We have like 10 rapgefugees staying in an old run down building that was a school in WW2.
It was bombed and never really rebuilt.
They're freezing to death and we laugh while we have 200Mbit/s Internet.
It's hilarious.
>>67749398
>standing while pissing in your own toilet
degenerate
Das Spiel ist spannend wie 1 Gummiseil.
>>67749168
>webm
>>67749368
top city m8
>>67749379
So etwas kann nur von jemandem kommen der noch nie einen festen Job hatte
>>67749365
>le faggot
>>67749380
here's something you care about
Schdedlzer
>>67749284
Nice uninformed opinion.
This earning more money is a myth unless youre a banker.
And taxes? Motherfucker they take tax for the country, the state and the city separately.
The only real advantage is no healthcare deductions but even if your employer provides those benefits your care is simply inferior to German.
>>67749309
Aber ich bin nicht Schwuel.
>>67749178
In brandenburg all the rich kids, whose parents work in berlin live. Its so fucking nice here. I love it.
>>67749354
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=DVB+PCIE+Karte+CI%2B
>>67749424
This
>>67749406>>67749368
I was wrong. Sorry.
>>67749393
i dont think leftists
>want to see Germany destroyed and filled with Muslims
srsly guys, stop the fucking politics, this is a football thread
>>67749424
Fuck off pussy
>>67749382
don't be stupid, be a smarty; come and join the nazi party
oh god durm is coming on dortmung fugged
>>67749398
Only when there's no urinal. It is more sanitary that way.
Pulisic soon, lads
>>67749464
>This earning more money is a myth unless youre a banker.
And you are bragging about an uninformed opinion...
>>67749471
>all of Brandenburg is like Potsdam
Protip: Brandenburg is also Cottbus.
Mein Onkel hat eine türkische Frau. Topcuck.
>>67749424
Depends, if you have a GF to clean it up it's great. If you are living alone just sit the fuck down.
Hab im Organspendeausweis reingeschrieben, dass die, die Dinger nicht an Kanaken verteilen dürfen.
Ribery is overrated shit.
>>67749532
I doubt that you can even transplant organs to another species
>>67749534
He's pretty good when he is performing at his best.
>>67749520
She's going to get killed by her butthurt brothers and it will be your uncle's fault
>>67749522
>He doesn't live with his parents
>>67749520
Der cùckt die Kanaken mit s1nem Deutschen Kock.
>>67749468
don't know about that but you're definitely not a special snowflake with your mediocre german and your degree.
Only in Berlin you can get a decent job without german.
>>67749511
Fucker just because you make 2000 gross a month it doesn't mean everyone else does.
You're just uneducated and poor, no matter the country.
what a boring game
fuck this semen slurping sport
im a #americanfootballmissle now
>>67749520
That guy probably brags about her.
My old biology teacher did brag with his wife too. She had a big hook nose and even our P.E. teacher said he expected her to look much better with how much bragging was going on kek
Hummels long term injury would be amazing.
>>67749576
yeah,same
Redpill me on Buyern. How come they are so rich? Don't you have the 51% rule where no one except the club itself can own the majority of the stocks?
>>67749578
she's got nice eyes at least
And so begins Bayern's next season injuries plague.
>>67749519
>Pozzeddam
>>67749532
>racist
>illiterate
Why am I not surprised?
OH JESUS
>>67749611
Good management
who /overtime/ here ? Any snacks prepared ? Snakes ?
>>67749611
Decades of playing international, no other dominant clubs around them and big companies sitting in Bavaria funding them combined with a little tax fraud
>Ribery man of the match
burki hanging in there
>>67749576
there have been usa-canada hockey match going on all everning
>>67749647
sneks
>>67749647
I have some yogurt and granola ready for overtime
Is Weigl the real deal? Is he better than Kimmich?
>>67749647
No overtime, Asshole Müller will make it in the 92th minute. Like always.
>>67749640
Was falsch in dem Satz?
>>67749672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEgNKAR-L24&list=PLDE308058FE7DEBF3
>>67749683
Yes and yes.
>>67749683
Everyone is better than Kimmich.
Matts looks like a Rooster today
vidal needs a new shirt
>>67749708
HOT
>>67749708
>porn before 22 p.m.
Karma.
No more Hummels, replaced by Ginter. Its over lads Buyern goal incoming
>>67749611
>sold out stadium every game.
>winning/succeeding in CL doesnt hurt.
>winning BL
and they are not even splashing money out like brits and spaniards do.
TOP KEK the debt man broke Vidal's shirt
>>67749683
Weigl is great. Kimmich is not really a CB
>>67749683
Nah. Kimmich is better.
>>67749520
Dein Onkel ist ein Hurensohn Bauern fan
>>67749637
Thats the price for living the life of the rich.i slowly red pill my parents though.
ERA PENAL
>>67749755
Not 'philosophy man'.
>>67749574
Yeah I haven't spoken german in a couple years. I'm not too bad but It'd take a couple a weeks to get back to a semi fluent level.
Berlin was my favorite city though. Last was Muenchen. NRW was nice.
>>67749640
>Kanake kann kein Deutsch
Why am I not surprised?
STREAM???
that ref lel
>>67749788
>Berlin was my favorite city though
You disgust me
>>67748999
Pls be in Oberhausen.
>>67749797
*pees
someone make a new thread
>>67749758
I know he's not a CB. That's why I put him with Weigl.
>>67746186
I only have a german stream
>>67749838
Bären-Grill reporting in
>>67749865
FICKI FICK
>>67749788
That is because you are black
>>67749876
ok, where ?
>>67749835
I'm not a neet so yeah it was.
>>67749842
You make a new thread
>>67749906
Kann grad nicht, bin auf 4Kanal.
>>67749695
"im" sollte "in den" sein
>>67749906
Imposter. Bero-Center here.
>>67749930
was ne koinzidenz, ich auch
hello where are the goals?
I was told that they'd be here in the 60th to 80th minutes.
>>67749932
außerdem ist da ein komma zu viel
Thanks Obama
>>67749955
>>67749955
>>67749955
>>67749955
NEW THREAD
>>67749950
new bread
FUUUUUUUCK
>>67749932
Ausserdem:
>Dinger
>die, die
>Organspendeausweis anstatt Organspenderausweis
>aubameshit
>>67749943
>nicht ZentrO
>OBAMA>OBAMA>OBAMA>OBAMA>OBAMA>OBAMA>OBAMA>OBAMA>OBAMA>OBAMA>OBAMA>OBAMA>OBAMA>OBAMA>OBAMA>OBAMA>OBAMA>OBAMA>OBAMA>OBAMA>OBAMA>OBAMA>OBAMA>OBAMA
>>67749917
Even worse. Berlin is the Epithome of degeneracy
>OBAMA
>OBAMA
>OBAMA
>OBAMA
>OBAMA
>OBAMA
GODDAMNITFUCKINGHELL AUBAMEYANG JUST PUT IT INNN YOU NIGGER
>obama
blown opportunity
I rate Obama, come at me
goddamnit africa are you usefull for anything?
>>67749917
Most Germans seem to dislike Berlin, it's a fantastic city, though. Easily one of, if not the, best city Germany has to offer.
>>67749984
>ausserdem
>>67749989
Ist mir zu voll.
hummels acting like he cares
>Its the Müller just pokes the Ball somehow into the Goal time
Remember my words, there wont be overtime.
>>67750000
This.
>>67749923
danke
>>67749997
Fucked a 16yr old girl this week, degeneracy is a great thing la
>>67750035
He's a homeless man who turns tricks for crack.
>>67750184
Not a big surprise, Ahmed
>>67750110
use acestream ffs it's 2016
>>67750245
age of consent is lowest in Poland bro
But then again I guess that doesn't matter, guess you know what polish girls think about their fellow male countryman huh?
ZIEHT DEN BAYERN DIE LEDERHOSEN AUS
>>67749532
>Hab im Organspendeausweis reingeschrieben, dass die, die Dinger nicht an Kanaken verteilen dürfen.
at least you used the correct "dass"
the "in" you were looking for is accusative, not dative
also where did you get the 2nd comma from?
and on a side note: if you write bullshit onto it, it technically doesnt count and they arent allowed to use your organs at all
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