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>>67732792
Still nothing to do
>>67732792
why do people keep posting hinkie? it's not /nba/ related he got fired
>>67732846
Continue the spoopy stories
1st for based Ernie
Is he the most complex, enigmatic character to ever grace the NBA?
What NBA players do you think come to 4chan?
8th for da land
>>67732865
I had saw 4 lights in the sky move at a slow pace and form a diamond and then disappear
>>67732909
you forgot intelligent and beautiful
are we allowed to feel sorry for Dwight yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_68oz7vYRA
http://hangtime.blogs.nba.com/2016/05/19/howard-opens-up-on-harden-rockets-magic-exit-and-more/
>>67732931
Westbrook probably goes on /fa/ and /fit/
>>67732931
Lance Stephenson
>>67732943
I saw light paint the sky like a paintbrush once
>>67732976
>Howard: “I felt like my role was being reduced. I went to [Rockets general manager] Daryl [Morey] and said, ‘I want to be more involved.’ Daryl said, ‘No, we don’t want you to be.’ My response was, ‘Why not? Why am I here?’ It was shocking to me that it came from him instead of our coach. So I said to him, ‘No disrespect to what you do, but you’ve never played the game. I’ve been in this game a long time. I know what it takes to be effective.'”
>Howard: “I just felt like it wasn’t a team. I wanted a team. There were things that went on during the season that made me feel like I wasn’t a part of it, like the thing with Kobe and my shoulder. People were saying, ‘Dwight’s so strong, he’s Superman, he should play through it.’ It was a torn labrum. I should have had surgery, but I didn’t. I came back instead. I’ll never forget the game we played against the Celtics in Boston (on Feb. 7, 2013). I hadn’t practiced for a while — I had just been working on the treadmill. But I played in Boston. We got blown out. Coach (Mike D’Antoni) still had me in when we were down 30. After the game, I’m walking off the court and a Lakers fan throws his jersey and hits me in the face. It was my name on that jersey. I will never forget that the rest of my life.”
>Howard: “I told Rich the truth. I told him, ‘I love Stan. I think he’s done a great job, but I think he’s lost his voice in the locker room.’ It wasn’t, ‘Hey, I want Stan fired or else.’ I was never upset with Stan at any point. It wasn’t anything personal against Stan. He knows that. It’s just over the past couple of years I could see a lot of the guys had lost their faith in him.”
>>67732987
Chem trails. Your brain has been hacked by the government.
>>67732953
He's MESSIposting
>>67732976
The dude sounds like he is gonna break down
>>67732931
>believing anyone but losers comes to 4chan
>>67733020
sounds like gowiz
>>67732931
Danny Green frequently shitposts
Kawhi Leonard lurks and never posts anything
>>67732931
dlo reports all the non-/nba/ related posts
>>67733008
Nah. If they hacked my brain, they'd have all my brilliant ideas, schematics, and agenda.
I know I'm save because there would be serious repercussions if my mind were compromised.
Was prolly just harmless aliens
Is Nash the most cucked nba player?
>wife is pregnant
>wait 8 months
>baby comes out black
>he divorce her the next day
>>67732931
Kyrie Irving posts in /a/, his favorite anime this season is netoge no yome
>>67733334
kyrie is actually the fat fuck poster
>>67733266
Was it one of his teammates?
>>67733460
Wasn't it Barbosa?
is he SHOOK?
>>67733266
that dude that was hyped up on the lakers fucked pau gasol's wife and gasol even knew it. kobe apparently did or said nothing because their wives are good friends.
the fuck was that guys name?
>>67733266
Well he actually divorced her instead of raising his wife's son, so its bad but not that bad.
>>67733480
>>67733266
The NBA some kind of wife-sharing club or something?
>>67733472
He's showing tell tale signs of shookness
>>67733488
Well ya. The latest story is Derek Fisher and Matt Barnes
>>67733472
very Shook
>>67733266
His son is white as fuck, Nash was just a party animal and his wife couldn't handle it.
>>67733480
I remember now it was Shannon Brown.
>>67733023
Hinkie is not a loser
nba season is about to be over, what am i suppose to do now?
>>67733544
>no job
>not a loser
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BTFO
T
F
O
>>67733504
theres no if ands or buts about it, fish has to die at this point.
posting pictures of your wife with your kids is just next level
>>67733266
>>67733522
Google "Steve Nash son". Kid is white, looks just like him.
>>67733556
Shitpost about whoever won the championship and whoever lost, talk about busts, broships, free agents, go do something with your life, etc.
yea imma go get some cancer sticks hopefully when i get back you guys will be alive
are all the memes on /nba/ from FB? is that what's going on here?
>>67733266
black af
>>67733709
little nigga looks like porzingis
>*your phone rings*
>hello this is bryan colangelo, should we take ingram or simmons with the #1 pick and why?
wat say
>>67733690
He deserved that blowout for what he did in '04.
REMEMBER THE ALAMO! AND MUH 0.4 SECONDS
>>67733690
i was listening to a hip hop podcast and they were shitting on fisher for like 10mins for this and never knew what game they were talking about
>>67733754
T R A D E I T
>>67733690
I NEED TO QUIT THE JAZZ AND MOVE TO LA FOR MY DAUGHTERS CANCER TREATMENT
GUESS ILL PLAY FOR THE LAKERS WHILE IM HERE
it takes a real piece of shit to use a cancer ridden child to change teams. I cant believe this guy can still show his face
>>67733754
Go for Bender, it's what Hinkie would have wanted
>>67733709
he should have a football in his hands, looks like he's got a touch-o-tha-down.
>>67733754
Bargnani
>>67733847
>touch-o-tha-down
>>67733754
"Bryan, put your father on the line"
>>67732862
he used to post here, it is most definitely /nba/ related
>>67732952
top kek
>>67733847
>touch-o-tha-down
wew laddy
>>67733004
the best part of that is wesley johnson trying to hide his smile
Randle blocked me for saying Bully Ball is dead
>>67733996
i got banned from hornets games for the first 3 months next season for yelling sexual innuendos at sonya curry.
i thought they were going to beat me up in the back
>>67734011
I remember you. What did you say?
>>67734011
fucking kek did you get called up to the owner's office and get surrounded by some goons or something? Did they take a picture of you and put you on the wall of shame?
>>67733996
I too browse r/nba/ sometimes
>>67733996
>not boozer
>>67734033
yeah i made that post
>>67734021
I was just yelling dumb shit like Dell how about I show your wife how a real man drives it to the whole.
>>67734030
Nah they just escorted me out and told me to leave, got real scared tho because the dudes were big and they could have whooped my ass serious if they wanted. I tried going to another home game but they told me I wasn't allowed back until like january of 2017 and refunded my ticket
The reason I don't read espn articles. They try to find drama in anything. How is this a news story?
>>67734130
Lel reaching hard after the raptors cucked them out of that lebron v wade ecf.
is bosh done? he got his rings he might as well just retire, lebron aint coming back
based Magic can still school WNBA players
>our guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goC1vwOGT5A
>>67734167
Of course, he has HIV
>>67734130
why do you think popovich and KD hate the media?
>>67734167
time to start his second career
>>67734211
holy shit the entitlement dripping from that transcript is nauseating
>>67734211
Sports "journalism" is a joke profession, people like Stephen A should just kill themselves.
>>67734211
stephen a smith is a shithead and durant was in the right. he doesn't know shit and fucking threatens him for calling him out on his bullshit.
>>67734130
i actually found this article very amusing
http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/15629805/the-san-antonio-coyote-calls-career
Post yfw LeBron gets one fo da land
>mfw
>>67734130
This is hilarious because he threw a bitch fit on twitter when the Raptors won and couldn't run his shitty article anymore. Then he found some bullshit excuse because some celebrity wanted to see it and showed his editor the tweet.
Fuck this guy. I'm glad Raptors cucked ESPN out of LeShit vs Heat
The Sixers trade Okafor, Embiid, and a horde of draft picks headlined by Boston first rounder to the Los Angeles Lakers for the #2 overall pick and D'Angelo Russell.
Delly/McConnell
Russell/Stauskas
Ingram/Saric/Taurean Prince
Simmons/Covington/Maker
Noel/Mozgov
Ladies and gentlemen, your 2016-2017 Philadelphia 76ers
>>67734372
Not Boston, Sacramento
>>67734372
Nice try Lakersfag. Russell isn't getting traded who wants that cancer?
Remember that time when Superman was in the building?
>>67734372
>Harden 2.0, Durant 2.0, LeBron 2.0 and Giannis 2.0 on the same team
i enjoyed the no game day
everyone seemed at ease
/nba/, im pregnant
>>67734519
who's the daddy?
The Raptors are better off without Lowry tbqh.
He's a brick-chuckin quittin bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9twwa9DvE1U
As the leader of /nba/ I think we should discuss what we will do during the offseason because this thread is dying with just 1 day without basketball.
>>67734642
kill ourselves
I have some interesting forensics coming up regarding a UK poster
stay tuned in the next 10 minutes
>>67734662
interesting....
>>67734532
lowry's good up until the playoffs
derozan is just awful and his game is 10yrs too late
>>67734642
you'll have to focus on the summer olympics, although that's only in august.
>>67734678
if only valanciunas played, it wouldn't be a layup drill for the cavs.
something like 100+ points in the paint combined for the first two games. insane.
>>67734692
they need something. demare carroll was guarding lebron and lebron literally just walked by him with the ball in his hands and dunked
>>67734700
Carroll is playing LeBron too close on defense and literally sticking to him instead of leaving him space to shoot. He has to force LeBron to shoot jumpers instead of driving to the rim on every play. And we all know LeBron's jumper sucks dick now. Someone on the scouting report didn't do their fucking jobs.
>>67734642
Last offseason I vowed to get a job. I was successful.
This offseason I would like to move out of my parents, and maybe even get a gf.
How many bathroom breaks does Lowry take during the game today?
>>67734700
val was averaging 18-12 in the miami series, 15-12 overall with a block and a steal throughout the whole playoffs.
the offense is just shit with those two chuckers. lowry at least plays some irritating defense while if demar's shot aren't falling, he becomes fucking useless.
>>67734758
Lowry has been playing 0 defense against Kyrie Irving.
>>67734758
>the offense is just shit with those two chuckers
This.
It was the same last season, only add Lou Williams to the mix too.
Casey is a meme coach and they will do better with a better coach.
>>67734440
can you storytime this?
>>67734872
I wonder where Kevin Loves right hand is.
i legit forgot the cavs/atlanta series even happened
>>67734892
I slept through every Atlanta game
>>67734892
Because it didn't, Cleveland has been playing exhibition games this post season, the only real games they'll get will be in the finals.
>>67734901
Were the seats at their arena comfy?
>>67734700
Get dat nigga off of him
>>67734937
oh lawd
>tfw the spurs won't be able to beat Lebron a 3rd time
we're gonna make it SpursBros
>>67735183
no you wont ahahahaha
enjoy the next 5 decades of irrelevancy
>>67735192
>implying Kawhi wont carry this franchise to 30+ straight years of playoffs and 50 wins
Call me when the Raptors get 50 wins back to back years lmao
>>67735210
what's your fax number?
>warriors dont play for another 45 days
>>67732931
We sure do.
>>67732792
come back 7kt, we miss you
>>67735465
you weren't here when Hinkie was in his prime. Don't act like you were
>>67735494
>anon claims to know my whereaboots
>>67735519
It's pretty clear given your flag sticks out like a sore thumb
>>67732931
Someone on the Staples arena staff said he thought Lance came here
And it's not unheard of, one of my friends added a guy on steam he met on /a/ and it turned out to be a rookie American footballer
>>67732953
whats with the weeb shit on the table and that faggot ass mug
>>67734937
that nigga travelling like rick steves
>drinking anything but Dr Pepper
What are you sipping on /NBA/?
>>67736187
water
>>67736197
How do you pronounce water?
>if its anything except for "wuhtur," you ain't a real nigga
>>67736222
>pronouncing your 'a' sound with a 'u' sound
Philly fags need to go
>>67736222
Scots don't pronounce "t"s in the middle of words, so it sounds like "war-uh" over here
>>67736240
>>67736222
"wa" like otter
>>67736222
Wah-tur
>>67736187
d-dr thunder
d-d-dont make fun of my financial status bros
pls
>>67736518
Mr.pibb master race
>>67736187
YOUR MOTHER DROOL.
>>67736187
Irn Bru is the shit lad
>>67736532
What does that even taste like? I've never been to America and it's not sold here
>>67736572
It's like Dr pepper but with more of a fizzy kick and spiciness. I can only find it at del tacos
Its what I imagine Lauren mayberrys butthole tastes like
Mods are asleep post thick bitches
>this will never be your pecker
Go ahead /NBA/ tell me about the girl that broke your heart
What would you do to this titcow?
>>67736841
>>67733754
Ingram, obviously. Simmons believes his own hype too much and will go full Michael Beasley.
>>67734440
is flash faster than superman?
>>67734360
>mfw i saw this episode live and some people never saw it
>>67737061
>Simmons or Ingram
>Ingram
(pic related)
>>67737079
Flash won the races but only because they were rigged
>>67737061
>Bryan colangelo in charge of making #1 picks
ahahahahaha
Here lads, can anyone here actually do the spinning the ball on your middle finger thing? I can do it for about two seconds before I lose control of it.
>>67737606
a second and a half here lad
Why the fuck is this place literally r/nba2.0 these days?
Kill yourselves.
I bet half of you faggots weren't around for the 2009-2010 glory days.
>>67736887
She's fatter now than in that pic
She was a fairly main character in scream queens and she's lookin quite healthy, if you catch my drift
Will derrick rose ever be elite again?
Just managed my first ever dunk on a regulation hoop lads. Never realized how draining it is, now I understand why Timmy always went for the lay up.
>>67739517
fugggg how tall? congrats!
>tfw girl from last night left to the gym and left her stuff here
>tfw trying my best to kick her out wihtout being an asshole
I just wanna wake and bake FUCK
>>67739517
>tfw you will always be 5'10
>tfw you will never dunk
It seems so fun and liberating
>>67739663
I have friends who are like 5'10-5'11 and can dunk. not black either
>>67739545
>>67739663
>>67739683
Speaking of height, is Tinder a good way for me to meet tall chicks? I have a thing for legs. IDGAF about boobs or asses like most guys
>>67739761
girl isn't from tinder
tinder is getting kind of played out tbqh, there's better, newer dating apps out there look them up. you can meet all kinds of girls on tinder, the key is to get her number asap and organize a coffee date or drinks. nobody has time for inane stupid texting
is tonight's game even going to be watchable? seeing lowry being a shook pussy abandoning his team, seeing derozan being the shititest parts of kobe and lebron's games gets old
>>67739683
I'd really have to get in shape to dunk hahah it's possible but would take me a few years
>>67739908
Tonight's game will be dank. Especially since I will be eating so much fucking junk food considering it's my cheat day.
>>67734211
Didn't Steven A literally threaten to blackmail him and ruin his life on TV?
>>67739944
>tfw my cheat day was yesterday
>tfw ate like 2500 calories and a shitton of carbs
I feel nasty man. I'm so used to my diet now that going against it doesn't feel good.
>>67739973
Add today to your cheat day. Go get a fuck ton of fast food and start your diet again tomorrow.
>>67739944
>it's my cheat day.
my dude, same. how apeshit do you go? don't know whether to watch the game or go watch a movie with some friends I haven't seen in a while, probably opting for the latter
>>67739999
Hell naw it's back to low cal foods
I don't have the luxury of being /fit/ yet so I can't eat like this often if I wanna lose weight
>>67739973
once you get more muscle your TDEE gets higher and you can eat a lot more. you're a year or two away from that point tho but **rob schneider voice** YOU CAN DO IT
>>67739422
Lmao no. He's going to be a low tier all star or just a second string bench warmer.
>>67740000
Oh I go hard as fuck. Today will be pizza, probably in n out, mcdonalds, taco bell, pasta, then maybe some cookies at the end of the day.
>>67740046
Yeah my tdee has been lowering obviously so I have to keep changing how much I eat but I never knew how easy it actually is to lose weight when you're fat. I wasn't obese but it's still a fairly simple concept
I'll laugh for hours if the cavs sweep the entire eastern conference and lose in the finals
I'll laugh for days
>>67740077
fucccccccc you have more balls than I do in that regard. just as long as your cut's going well it's all good
probably gonna kill a box of cereal and eat mad breakfast sandwiches I make after this w&b
>>67740099
yeah losing weight is retarded easy. it sucks eating less the first couple of days but you get used to it. not smoking weed helps a ton too
>I'll laugh for hours if the cavs sweep the entire eastern conference and lose in the finals
I'll laugh for days
your abs are about to get a workout because that's exactly what's going to happen
>>67739545
>>67739663
5'9" but I have NBA length and did squats every other day
Also lads is it easier to get higher in basketball shoes? I only have trainers but I feel like wearing shoes that actually give you a few inches in height might make it easier
>>67740161
fuck yeah
idk about getting lift but your ankles will feel a lot better landing on basketball shoe cushioning than trainer cushioning
>>67740209
Cheers, I'll probably invest then. What kind should I go for? I don't really know what kinds are out there but I remember seeing Lillard's ones that looked nice.
>>67740135
>your abs are about to get a workout because that's exactly what's going to happen
http://espn.go.com/endofcentury/s/watch/nba.html??
>>67740274
shop around man, I was big on KDs for a while until the VIIs made my toes numb. a friend of mine loves his lillards and people on /nba/ seem to like them too. another friend said curry 1s > curry 2s. regular nike hyperdunk hyperize whatever are great too. I've read that high tops and low tops don't really have a difference in providing ankle stability, I don't really care because I like low tops
tl;dr go to an outlet store and get some cool looking shoes on discount and take it from there
why do people cry about curry shooting 3's so much?
>>67740453
they're just mad anon
curry shooting threes is much more fun to watch than lebron brute forcing his way to the rim each time
What is the most aestetic jersey ?
So there is basically no game on today either
>>67734440
Where's the storytime?
t. /co/ refugee
>>67740281
good thing he saved his predictions for posterity
Here you go lads, tell me if there's anything that I fucked up
>>67741206
uk time, best time
>>67741285
post a photo of yourself, greece
>>67741206
is this a travel?
>>67741206
post the templates folder pls
>>67741498
Sure thing
>>67741661
thanks
>>67741661
gives me an error
"Invalid or Deleted File."
>>67741832
Sorry, try this instead then
>>67741943
keeps giving me the error, maybe I mistyped?
>>67742082
Nah, it looks right, I'll try MEGA instead if Mediafire is shitting on me
>>67742109
Great, appreciate it
>>67742143
https://mega.nz/#!V10CBZLb
>>67741947
looks like he'd get bullied hard in the post tho
post the link on a pastebin link breh
>>67742176
no decryption key
>>67742231
encryption key:
!isgn5Wx9-keJjSP7GyeLqFo_AsMgCGycRN6a5HoMaAs
and mediafire link too in case it works:
http://pastebin.com/wHEwU98H
I apologise, I've not done this sort of thing before
>>67742262
thanks lad
Will try and make a couple
>>67741947
next yao ming?
>>67741947
he will be an interesting late first rounder to take a risk on
>>67733754
Ingram
BECAUSE >WE NEED FUCKING SHOOTERS
![kyle-lowry_457ywi0lqnl91rmx8m98tw6e0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0D5GMBM.jpg "kyle-lowry 457ywi0lqnl91rmx8m98tw6e0[1]")
yfw you find out Kyle Lowry is 1 (ONE) year younger than LeBron. This whole time I thought Lowry was like 25 and only been in the league for a few years. He's going to only decline from here on.
>>67734372
>Trading Embiid (AKA Hakeem 2.0)
why
This Break Down is free #Toronto....sub out #carroll and #paterson put in #Ross and #Johnson..sorry but #carroll is useless with ur team make up in this series..match #Cavs with ur better scoring #athletes,to stop the cavs u have to focus on (2) players....ur not gonna stop #LBJ so dont waste a defensive mindset ONLY player on him....ur goal is to stop #kyrie and #Love....#love to #LBJ is #Dgreen to #Curry...that pick they do for u to hard show so love can pop back for the open 3 is the key to james...since he is more #magicJ thinking he will decoy the start of the game by getting them involved so at some point he can take over....switch the pick and roll and give love no open space...usually if this happens, lebron will try to take the bigger man off the dribble...LEBRON is a #Lefty by nature he just plays basketball righty...Push him left anyway...his only option if he cant score is to look for JRsmith sitting in that left corner...You can run #Jr off the 3 knowing he wont drive...as great of a athlete #Smith is..he gets nonathletic when he has to drive in traffic so he will be looking to pass after he puts the ball on the floor...Second option..after the pick between love and james he will swing it to #kyrie who will be directly ajacent of james....This is the key to james Championships RINGS.....james numbers are always the same EVERY chip..Every ring he has the 2 guard played great and the chips he lost the 2's played poorly...remember he is magic so the scorer is what u focus on..u control THE 1 on 1 player u control james chances of a ring....#james builds his teams the same way every year...all shooters....The 4 man is his #lifeline and the #2 is the main 1 on 1 player..yes he will lead them in scoring but the 1 on 1 player is the key for him in the half court...any pick and roll #kyrie does with thompson just double it....
IMPORTANT...SLOWWWW the first #quarter up if u can keep them from scoring 28-33 and keep them around 20-25 the advantage swings in ur favor a tad bit...UR to aggressive defensively #cavs have MORE freethrows made in( 2 games) then they did in the #detriot series also the #hawks series..
>>67742176
don't download this it's malware i opened it in sandbox
t./g/
>>67743345
It's not though
>>67743345
If I wanted to spread malware I'm pretty sure I could find a better place than a Tawainese puppeteering blog
>>67743377
Thanks greatest ally of ally
>>67743345
same here i got one of those computer lockdown redirects. i think 7kt is behind this he tried it before
inb4 the guys who posted say it's not
>>67743407
sure thing ally of greatest ally
>>67741947
>tfw Embiid has the same height while being more athletic
Fuck, I want see him play so hard
>>67742262
>encryption key
not a virus? lel okay goodluck with that
>>67743442
>>67743497
you don't download it then, the one guy who wanted it said it was fine.
>>67743529
>posting a ransom virus on /nba/
not cool is this how you pay your dental bills?
>>67743345
same it's some sort of keylogger embedded in that program template
Nigel you dirty rat
So how has the template?
>>67743751
couldn't open the encryption key opened a redirect. good thing i had my haterblockers on
>>67743751
Brit has it but he's being a dick
>>67743829
exactly why would you need an encryption key for a basic template if something wasn't funny
better encrypt that shitty template you never know
ill just make my own webms thanks
How tall does he look to you?
Guy in pink is ~6'3.5, Vlade is 7'1
>>67742262
>!isgn5Wx9-keJjSP7GyeLqFo_AsMgCGycRN6a5HoMaAs
>>67742262
Hmmmmm
>>67743986
5'8"-5'9"
>>67744042
Yup, but 7kt said he's 6'1 and 190lbs
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/64731545/#q64734501
>>67743922
>exactly why would you need an encryption key for a basic template if something wasn't funny
pretty sure mega does it automatically,
you can post a url with key or post them separately like the other guy did
people share pdfs on /sci/ all the time like this w/o issue
>>67742262
>I apologise, I've not done this sort of thing before
>uses 50 digit encryption key
oh oh oh okay must be legit
>>67744108
>pretty sure mega does it automatically
lelno
good try tho
t./g/
>>67744199
that's been the case for every file I've shared using mega.co.nz
WHO HAS THE TEMPLATE
>>67744265
>you shared
im sure you did
>>67744156
this
>nigel thinks he can bamboozle spee
Fuck outta here toothzilla.
Wow a lot of viruses being spread. I should leave before that depraved nigel control monitors every move I make with his keyloggers.
>>67744108
>pdfs
the easiest way to spread a virus
gg genius
>>67744377
>toothzilla
>>67744449
you have the choice not to encrypt idiot, why would you make it harder to open on your fellow anons?
im done with this go ahead download his .exe
>>67744690
no you don't
>implying I'm using Windows
>>67744802
>doesn't use windows
exactly most hackers don't use windows
>>67744802
did you say something Jewzilla?
>>67744964
that's what the britbong did
>>67745017
he posted template
>>67744108
>pretty sure mega does it automatically
>>67744964
>>67745101
I'm hella ready for some ball lads
>>67745101
Based logo, anon.
>>67745209
Can someone explain this meme to me?
Post yfw the Lakers get Harrison Barnes, Whiteside, and Ezeli this offseason
It appears that the Warriors have a relatively straightforward strategy to keep Durant in check.
There were at least four different Warriors taking turns at defending him, from Barnes, Iguodala,
Green, and even Livingston all taking turns. The Durantula will get his 30+ each game, but he is generally having to work hard to get them, and by the 4th quarter he is pretty spent. If the Dubs can keep him "under control", OKC will have to get others to help outscore the Warriors. Westbrook may have to go back to his gun-slinging ways and throw up 30+ shots/game, Ibaka seems to be off and although Adams is proving his worth there may not be enough offense to outscore Golden State.
As long as GS keeps focused defense and limit careless turnovers (and make sure Steph doesn't dive into the stands anymore) their offense will continue to hum and should take at least one game in OKC.
For those of us that don't have a dog in the hunt, this is the series to watch. OKC surprised me beating Spurs and taking the first game at Oakland . I think GS will prevail in the end but OKC can't bring the pressure and as a heat fan, anyone that can beat the Spurs in a 7 game series is dangerous. I think it will be at least a 6 game series, but, as a fan of the NBA, a game 7 winner take all would be great for most fans other than the OKC/GS fans.
I WANT THE TEMPLATE FOR THE WEMBS
>Luke Memeton
what should i add to my omelette lads
>>67746730
chorizo is class in omelettes
>>67746730
What do you usually put in it
>>67747055
my medication
>>67746730
>>67746887
what Nigel said + maple syrup ofc
>>67747176
Good morning
>>67747256
That's not an appropriate response. Take meds.
This man is 22 years old.
>>67748738
That thing isn't a man. It's a Neanderthal.
Who would you rather have at this point? John Wall or Kyle Lowry? I'm going with pic related
>>67748738
Ooga ooga
>>67748871
John Wall hands down. He may be shook, but not to the point of Lowry
>>67748738
Top 5 center
>>67748897
Funny you say that when it's the opposite.
The more part neanderthal you are the more white.
>>67748871
wall raped lowry last year in the playoffs
really showed his skills and he didn't back down against curry and played extremely well
>>67748897
Thats the sound the niggers make
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F4K9F7waSY
>>67749011
Steven Adams is white
>>67748750
So is a slam dunk technically offensive goal tending?
>Section I-A Player Shall Not:
a. Touch the ball or the basket ring when the ball is using the basket ring as its lower base.
>g. Touch any live ball from within the playing area that is on its downward flight with an opportunity to touch the basket ring. This is considered to be a "field goal attempt" or trying for a goal.
>>67749011
I have a friend who recently discovered he's like 20 percent neanderthal
holy shit the new madlib and freddie gibbs comes out next month
>>67749101
Nice blog
>>67748871
shook ass wall all day because he hasn't peaked yet. Lowry is officially on the downside of his career.
>>67748980
Those fucking hands what the fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVFK8aWAKM4
25 seconds in. That fucking speed.
>>67749130
>he hasn't peaked yet
>>67749011
stupidest shit ever and /pol/ bait
ALL HUMANS ARE HOMO SAPIENS YOU STUPID FUCKS
NOBODY IS MORE HOMO SAPIEN THAN THE NEXT BECAUSE EVERYTHING THAT EVER BRED WITH NEANDERTHALS WENT EXTINCT
30 HOURS
>>67748738
You gotta admit Sam Presti sure can draft. McGary and Payne have not devoloped yet mostly because Payne is only a rookie and McGary is competing for minutes against OKC's bigmans
>>67749226
if it's bait then why did you get all mad lol
>>67749277
because im tired of seeing stupid asses believing it
>>67732792
you now remember Derrick Rose
canada?
>>67749226
http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-33226416
>>67748982
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/67503630/#67506603
i bet this anon feels stupid
>>67749352
>Leaveland could have drafted nerlens noel instead of this blind chucker
Why
>>67749160
i really hope lebron wears a headband and does that powder shit when he faces off against Golden State
>>67749352
wheres that anon who always posts that picture of derrick rose where hes like round and a cartoon form?
he always breaks dwon rose's life
>>67749412
>mfw she gives me a hand job
>>67748982
not really, I like him but maybe top 10
>Drummond
>Boogie
>KAT
>Vucevic
>Dwight
>DJ
>Whiteside
>Gasol
>JV
>Horford
>Brook Lopez
>Gortat maybe
>Big Al maybe
>>67749539
hi steph
>>67749271
McGary is a wasted, he literally serves no purpose.
Payne is taking way too long, I know he's not a scoring PG but with the minutes he's been giving I've seen no improvement from his college days.
They're all low picks tho so it doesn't really matter imo.
Where Presti really shines is his eye for legit superstars. This guy has drafted and developed more potential superstars than all bottom 5 teams combined, and in only something like 8 years.
>>67749117
Where you seeing this?
>>67749580
>>Dwight
>DWIGHT
>>67749496
>If they had noel cleveland couldve let Thompson walk and used his money to bring someone else in
Idk if the NBA wouldve fixed the next draft for them if they didn't draft bust Bennett tho 2bh
Lets talk about Derrick, how do we save him?
Should he just go to leaveland?
>>67749580
Like half of those guys don't even play defense as well as Adams.
>>67749660
he should fuck off and play in China
>>67749580
I'd rank em
1. Boogie/KAT
2. Boogie/KAT
3. Drummond
4. Adams
5. Jordan
>>67749621
What's wrong bb?
Puts up pretty good numbers playing with Harden, wouldn't even be a discussion if not for the playoffs.
>>67749691
and play offense way way better
>>67749660
He's going to lose a bunch of money as soon as his contract is up, he'll sign as a FA to some crap team and get worse and worse as days go by until he's getting passed around to every team in the league as that faded star that acts as a Vet mentor to rookies.
He'll be the next Vince Carter.
>>67749821
>and play offense way way better
Not really though
>>67749885
really?
which ones is he better offensively then?
dj is a cp3 babby. i don't know why anyone rates him
>>67750011
His defense isn't even that impressive
>>67749879
>getting passed around
>>67750011
Great rebounder
Great coming off the pick and roll
Most athletic C in the league
Great defender
rose is arguably the most forgettable mvp of all time
>>67749959
I'd say he ranks similarly to Deandre, Drummond, Dwight. The other guys you mentioned (with the exception of KAT and Boogie), their offense isn't good enough to vault them over Adams. Besides, Adams doesn't really need the ball to be effective and is a lob threat almost on par with Deandre, except he's a much, much more skilled finisher around the rim. He's even flashed a couple of post moves in the playoffs. He's probably a top 5 rebounder for his position too.
>>67750011
https://a.pomf.cat/cnnycy.webm
WELL?
I told you guys to stop calling my work. I've had enough of this and just hired a private investigator to get to the bottom of this. Your reign of terror will soon come to an end.
>>67750075
Overrated rebounder. His team ranked 28th in DRB%. Pretty good defender on balance.
Kevin Love is allowing 69% at the rim these playoffs.
http://stats.nba.com/tracking/#!/player/defense/?sort=DEF_RIM_FGA&dir=1
>>67750075
>Great rebounder
with that athleticism and size he better be
>Great coming off the pick and roll
muh lob muh jam
>Most athletic C in the league
yet he can't do any post moves, what a waste
>Great defender
he better be because he's such a meme on offense
>>67750190
If Rose were a Raptor he would be named Derrick Froze.
>>67750313
Derrick would actually do well on the Raptors.
Could legit be a perfect fit for him.
>>67750341
Explain
>>67750164
Who the hell are you?
>>67750341
would rather pay him the max than defrozan
>>67739422
Sadly no. His rookie season he was so fast end to end. Now he's just above average.
>>67750313
If Derrick Rose was allergic to pollen he would be named Derrick Nose.
>>67750384
Put him on as a SG if DeRozan leaves or move Lowry to the 2. If DeRozan stays then shift him to the 3, Lowry and Rose interchange 1 and 2.
look at delusions hairline
>>67750145
What does he have offensively that Dwight and DJ don't?
But Drummond is just being deluded, he's way better offensively than Adams in every single way except shooting
>>67750207
there's actually a good piece on his overrated rebounding in Nylon Calculus
>>67750307
>what is he good at?
>all these things
>WELL HE SHOULD BE
>>67750522
Why doesn't this nigga fix the craters on his face. He's a fucking millionaire and doesn't even care to fix his acne scars.
>>67741425
I think it was the allowed 3 steps. Hard to tell when their strides are so huge.
Rose won't be a perfect fit for any team because he still believes that he's an MVP caliber player and deserves more touches than anybody else on the team.
>>67750567
he should play in China
>>67750567
I remember when Jeremy Lin blocked DRose on a drive one time, I knew it was over then.
>>67750557
>wasting precious money on cosmical surgery when your NBA star status alone suffices to fuck all the women you want
Shit financial management tbqh fäm
>>67750522
>those stretch marks
>those acne scars
>that nose
>that hair line
>that fg%
How can one man be so JUST?
>>67750601
He should play for my local high school basketball team
>>67750639
top kek I remember that game
>>67750651
i bet i could lock down rose
>>67750640
>the only reason to look good is to attract women
terrible opinion Germany
>>67732931
Kyrie probably made a couple /r9k/ threads after Kehlani cheated on him
>>67750696
What else would you look good for? Pleasing your own vanity? That is admittedly the answer I'd expect from a jew trying to shill make-up for men, but it's still bullshit.
Rose to LA for DLo?
>>67750400
Emory
post you are face when cavs 16-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA7vdBgtspo
>>67750759
Didn't you guys learn your lesson with Roy Hibbert?
>>67750749
He's a Dead Sea mall kiosk salesman.
Lose weight and stay mad
http://espn.go.com/nba/playoffs/2016/story/_/id/15645344/nba-playoffs-2016-hack-bron-strategy
Would you be surprised if Dwight Howard signs with the Lakers?
>>67749660
He'll come to the Spurs to try and make him relevant.
>>67750872
>making the king angry
Nah
>>67750313
if he was part of a foot he'd be Derrick Toes
if he was a speaker he'd be Derrick Bose
if he was a pharmaceutical he'd be Derrick Dose
if he was a model he'd be Derrick Pose
if he was a grenade he'd be Derrick Close
if he was narcoleptic he'd be Derrick Doze
if he was a decider he'd be Derrick Chose
if he was a whore he'd be Derrick Blows
>>67750799
They're going to get the gentleman's sweep of 5 by the Warriors.
Warriors can do exactly what the Cavs do except better and more efficiently.
The East is beyond garbage this year. The top three in the West would have swept everybody too.
>>67750905
He's gonna go back to the east where he's a more dominant force.
>>67750075
>>67750075
>>>67750011
>Great rebounder
Yes
>Great coming off the pick and roll
Lobs aren't that great m8. He can't create shots or anything.
>Most athletic C in the league
On defense maybe but that is kinda a stretch
>Great defender
Above average
>>67750749
>wanting to improve and be successful is vanity
Attracting men tbqhwyf
>>67750834
kekd desu
>>67750797
Aren't """"""""you"""""""" in Britain or something?
>>67750905
Coward will sign to the Nets and the Nets will trade Brook Lopez to the Celtics for #3 pick and Kelly Olynyk then they'll sign Demar Derozen, thus creating the most pussy team in the league.
who's next?
>>67750997
>Lobs aren't that great m8. He can't create shots or anything.
He can drive to the basket really well too
>On defense maybe but that is kinda a stretch
What does that mean?
Who is more athletic than him?
Only Drummond, Whiteside and Dwight are close.
>Above average
Way above average, top 5 defensive centers
>>67751077
Obviously its Curry, I'm convinced Lelbron's real profession is Shaman. The only reason he doesn't win all the time is to make people think he's mortal.
>>67751002
>Aren't """"""""you"""""""" in Britain or something?
I'm not Emory my jewish friend
>>67751077
whats getting injured feel like
>>67751113
What if Curry was really a reverse trap?
>>67745382
If they get Barnes then they should trade the #2 pick for a real PF like Derrick Favors
Whiteside
Favors
Barnes
Clarkson
DLo
Julius on the bench with Lou and Ezeli
That's and 8th or 7th in the West right there.
>>67751193
Im not convinced that he's not.
burden of proof is officially on him
will this beta be serving drinks again today?
>>67751178
It feels really really bad.
If you don't believe me then just try it out yourself.
>>67751348
Drake such a house nigga.
After Lebron wins one for da land we all know that he'll be Trump's running mate for the 2016 election.
He didn't sign an extension last year because he was leaving the possibility open.
Trump/James is unbeatable.
>>67751417
missed the jays thread m8
it's okay, i was watching it too
>>67751348
He a gud boy, he only wants to be loved
>post in wrong thread
>me
>>67751445
thx m8
>>67751444
What is wrong with the """""people""""" of Cleveland?
They're so delusional.
>>67751444
LeBron is a Democrat m8, not a Fascist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ9DJmsX780
>>67751493
>Lebron "if his name is Blatt send him back" James
>not a fascist
u wot mate?
>>67751348
What a little babby back bitch. I wish we could just deport him to the USA, we don't want him here. Bieber is more hood than this nigga.
>>67750550
Drummond had a .499% true shooting this year.
He's a better free throw shooter and better finisher than those two.
>>67751493
>wanting what's best for your own country is fascist
okay
>>67751595
>nativistic
>wanting to sue newspapers for calling you out
>inciting violence at rallys
>making your supporters raise their arms to pledge to support you
>not fascist
k.
Ezeli < Thompson
Draymond > Love
Barnes < LeBron
Klay >> JR
Steph >> Kyrie
Warriors bench > Cavs Bench
So how are the Cavs beating the best team ever assembled again?
>>67751444
>Hillary / Cuban happens
>Trump counters with Lebron James
Would be the greatest turn of all time.
>>67751759
>Barnes < Lebron
More like
Barnes <<<< Lebron
and
Iggy << Lebron
>>67751759
>Barnes < LeBron
Barnes <<<<< LeBron
>>67751595
If by "best" you mean "least shitty option" then I guess so.
>>67751759
Barnes <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< LeBron
>>67732931
OCD is actually Brandon Knight
I forgot about this
>>67751547
>Drummond had a .499% true shooting this year.
That's because Drummond is actually the first/second offensive tool in his team
Dwight and DJ both have better FG% than him
And DJ is better TS% than him
DJ and Drummond are better finishers than him
All of them are better rebounders and defenders than him and better coming off the pick and roll.
>Convention in Cleveland
>Trump takes the stage
>Cavs have just won their championship and he calls up Lebron James
>"This winter I'm taking my talents to the White House!"
>Vice President Lebron James
>implying it wont happen
>>67752152
What is that?
>>67752198
Probable, its not Lebron needs money anymore and 2 billionaires are always better then 1
>>67752395
Kobe took Brandi to the prom back in the 90s
If your center can't make the majority of his free throws, he is not even in the discussion for top anything and is shit.
>>67751262
Top kek that is a 10 seed desu
Is it expensive to live in canada?
>>67752903
Of course not, just make sure you're not white and you'll get all the benefits you need.
>>67752903
I figure it is since Healthcare is free they have to tax the hell out of your paycheck and products.
>>67752666
>playing basketball at the highest level
>can't shoot a shot you've been shooting since childhood at at least 80%
You can't explain this.
>>67752666
This
>>67752903
I'm from BC (Bring Cash) and it's gotten a lot worse in the past 15 years because all of the rich chinese people from Hong Kong keep buying up all of our real estate and the prices have skyrocketed. They even fully own a city around here called Richmond that has 85% of it's signage in chinese only.
>>67753082
>85% of it's signage in chinese only
Why would this be allowed?
>>67753082
>85% of it's signage in chinese only
>>67753082
How are the Massage Parlors up there senpai, I bet they get some good quality shit.
>no Valanciunas again
The Raptors are built to chuck it up and have Valanciunas clean up the mess. It doesn't matter if you shoot 36% if the big guy gets the rebound. If he's not there they just get exposed as the Toronto Bricks.
Leave the Warriors to us.
>>67753305
A lot of hot korean whores come through here, at least there's that. Massage parlors are a waste of time though... you're better off looking at online ads for independent providers and go from there.
Is anyone actually going to watch tonight's game? Rape gets boring after you get exposed to it enough.
>>67752166
If Adams was more involved he'd put up better numbers.
>>67753610
you will take that assraping and you will enjoy it.
>>67753610
The comeback starts tonight, though.
Raptors are winning the next two.
>>67753600
Why is the NBA falling for this small ball meme and not going full twin towers Spurs hybrid system?
>>67753610
I like watching LeBron James play basketball
Boston trades all their picks this year + Amir Johnson and Marcus Smart for Demarcus Cousins
They then sign Al Horford and Demar Deorzan
C: Cousins
PF: Horford
SF: Crowder
SG: Derozan
PG: Thomas
Bench: Bradley, Olynik, Turner, Rozier
This team good enough to beat a one year older Lebron Cavs team next year?
Cavs in 4
>>67753889
Yeah, but what about when they face Western conference team and get swept in 5?
Several of my sources are telling me the 76ers are drafting Ben Simmons 1st overall 100%
I'm 100% serious
The Cavs haven't been tested yet. Both the Warriors and the Thunder will be battle tested after their matchup.
Cavs will go down 2-0 early to either team, then win one and lose the rest. They have not faced any real competition in over a month.
>>67753960
>Canadian
>sources
>ever having any relevant information on anything
Can't be any more unbelievable.
>>67753889
>>67753960
The two boldest statements I've seen in /nba/
>the city of D'Angela
>>67753962
They're probably not losing 4-1 in the finals but lowkey the Cavs haven't been that good defensively imo. Warriors/OKC will be a totally different beast that will expose their flaws.
>>67753875
>have Demar Derozon on your team
>Be able to beat the Cavs in a six game series let alone one game
Pick one
>>67754024
>>67753998
It's not a random statement, b*tch. I'm telling you that my sources say they are drafting him. It's confirmed.
>>67754032
When will this meme fuck off
>ironically listening to trash music
>>67753875
not with this bench. IMO you need one more quality rebounder/rim protector and a player who can play the 3/4.
>>67753960
are you 100% sure tho?
Lowry has a good game today.
Derozen goes 1-20.
Raptors lose by 20.
>tfw can't dunk because I don't bother working out my legs
/fit/ was right, don't skip leg day
>>67753600
That looks gay as fuck
Should the Wizards trade Wall to the Lakers for the #2 pick and DLo and start from scratch?
>>67754235
>used to dunk 1 handed on a 10 foot
>tfw can't dunk anymore because I've gotten fat
/fit/ was right don't get fat
>>67754235
I managed to dunk for the first time today, don't give up hope lad
>>67754336
Yes
Lakers get Wall, then sign Durant and Whiteside.
Whiteside, Durant, Wall, Clarkson, Randle, Nance, Lou and Ezeli.
Literally better than the Spurs next year.
>>67754336
DLo + #2 pick for Wall would be a steal.
Russell alone might turn out as good as Wall.
>>67754032
the follow up
>>67753875
No because Avery Bradley is better than DeMar. And desu they'd be better off with Bender/Amir/Smart than Cousins considering they can cut Johnson for free and just use the money to sign someone else. If Blake Griffin, Jimmy Butler, or Paul George becomes available they should pull the trigger. But their sum of parts scrappy team is better than DMC.
>>67754485
>Russell
he'll never get the respect of his teammates. On the court will eventually be cool but off court will never be the same for him
>>67754336
Wall is worth more that tbqh
What trade would make /nba/ implode?
>>67754600
He's coming home
>>67754554
>he will never be invited to whore's night out again
Feels bad senpai
Lakers add Shaq to coaching staff
Derozan to Lakers confirmed
>https://theundefeated.com/features/reppin-compton-to-the-fullest/?sf26706253=1
>>67754600
Sixers trade Okafor, Embiid and 15 second round draft picks for the #2 overall pick and D'Angelo Russell.
Clarkson
DeMar
Barnes
Embiid
Okafor
vs
McConnell
Russell
Ingram
Simmons
Noel
>>67754722
>impyling Embiid will ever play in the NBA
>>67754621
shouldn't feel bad at all, he deserves to be shunned. He should feel lucky that he didn't get a blanket party.
>>67754600
>The Celtics trading 3rd overall, Crowder, Bradley, and Smart for Kobr after KD leaves in FA to the Celtics.
>>67754612
>trade
>>67754764
So they become OKC with a better coach.
>>67754764
Kobe is an UFA next season. Also why would they reunite?
Ingram is going to be better then Simmons desu senpai
>>67754804
Lmao, literally kill yourself. Donovan is playing 8D connect 4 while Brad doesn't even know what a quadruple screen is.
He's coming home
>>67755027
If Brad Stevens had the Thunder's roster, they would be an infinitely better team.
Masai scouting out LeBron tonight.
Say bye bye to LeBald Cavsfags. He's coming home next season.
>>67754682
luke walton and brian shaw as the lead coaches. I cant imagine a single big name free agent is excited about this.
>>67755227
>implying he wouldnt wear 6 for the 6
>>67755251
It's all about getting one for Da 6ix
>>67754600
Conley/Pau/Durant to spurs
Ready for tonight lads?
>>67755408
Jesus AIDS has done a number on VanDamme
Why did LeBron stop wearing the headband?
>>67755483
NEW
>>67755483
NEW
>>67755483
NEW
>>67755177
Nah, no one can make adjustments on the fly like Donovan has show.
Not even Pop who blew it with the worst substitution choices I've seen of him.
Eat shit Celtshit.
>>67755448
reaction to him hiding his hairline with it
>>67755501
>adjustments
>blown out by 20
Amazing adjustments the other night.
wew kobe
>>67734748
Just one. They find him hanging dead in the men's room at the half
Wew kobe
kobe wew
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