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Rooney to Guanzhou Evergrand
All but confirmed
Heard it here first
Your sex life
Guardiola is behind Messi's tax fraud case in an effort to get him exiled from Spain so he has no choice but to come to the best league in the world
Australia voted most civilized country of North-Africa
>>67698630
Update on the Martinez to Liverpool situation la?
>>67698672
WEW WOVE WAYNE WOONEY
AWWWEEEE
>window still not open
it's getting hot in here
someone open it
now
Alisson to Roma confirmed.
They won't buy Chestnut because Arsenal are greedy cunts.
>>67698748
literally who mate
>>67698748
>another year, another GK
Mou is scared of taking over United because Pep lives a few blocks down the sreet
>>67698779
hue keeper
>>67698675
rude
>>67698779
Brazil's first choice goal keeper. I don't know him either but Brazilians seem to rank him.
>>67698784
that's the reason he really wants it though
>>67698630
Hazard --> Leicester
>wenger being a stingy cunt once again
kek
>WHAT I LEARNED FROM BROWSING /trans/ IS ______________
>>67698784
More like RoMOUania right?? Haha!!
This si the team that LVG will lose the FA Cup with.
---de gea
valencia - smalling - blinds - black
---carrick - rppney - lingard
martial - fellaini - rashford
>>67698850
€25m euros apparently. He has a €30m release clause next season, they're not going to sell him for under that.
>>67698857
The '80s were a hell of a drug.
>>67698850
Who were these third parties?
Any updates on the gf to >you story?
>>67698967
Deal has officially been hijacked by a taller, more athletic black male.
>>67698967
Offer was rejected negotiations have broken down, gf will go to >him instead.
>Pep already signing croked players for City
dzagoev to chelsea
>>67698630
your freedom
>>67698967
gf signed for Chad as he offered a far better package
>>67699001
whom?
Pogba to chelsea confirmed
>not using pic related as official thread pic always and forever
smdh tbhf
>>67699062
Gundogan and Laporte.
>>67699095
>Falling for the Laporte meme
Enjoy another Mongala
post your team's lineup next season
bonus for memes
Zaza to lester
Screen cap this
>>67699003
wasnt he exposed after the last yuros, or is his memery rising again?
Any updates on the Schneiderlin to Spurs situation?
Any updates on the Lukaku to Spurs situation?
pls
>>67698967
Refused to sign a six year contract and has since expressed her interest in a rival
>>67698748
now a RB and i'm happy
just get rid of the deadwood and keep the good players, ElSha very much included
>>67699139
Buffon
Vrslajko-barzagli-bonucci-alexsandro
Khedira-pogba
Dybala-saponara-berardi
Mandzukic
Just give us the cl trophy already la
Dybala to united when?
Literally who can stop them?
Can we all agree its time for klopp to leave? Roy got about six months with similar results before he was sacked
>tfw no qt professional footballer gf
>>67698850
Wenger will come back with 30,000,001
>>67699202
Why is Ronaldo gone?
Shouldn't they use the window to find a less limited DM than Cas?
Is Pepe's time up? Is Varane ready to make the jump?
Isn't it about time Marcelo was melted down for glue and replaced by someone who can actually defend?
>>67698967
didn't pass the medicals
>>67699139
any updates on the Benatia and Caceres to Roma la?
>>67699202
>implying they're not onselling morata to which ever pl club is most retarded
Hello where are the transfers
>>67698967
I stalled too long as I didn't realise the benefits and the deal was taken off the table :(
Learn how to make /trans/ threads fucking kangaroo
>>67699158
>Any updates on the Schneiderlin to Spurs situation?
don't tell me you think that's possible
>>67699249
Caceres would be a free and is wanted by Roma and Inter, while Napoli went for Tonelli
between the two he should obviously choose Roma, but you never know
Benatia is not happening, even Marquinhos is more likely
>>67699202
>Jesé
>>67699245
Was just memeing with Jesé, Donaldo gets another season, although Bale seems to be gaining the upper hand
Casemiro has done very well and is still developing, he deserves a chance to retain his spot. Backup is crucial though
Varane has had a mixed season, but that can be said about any Madrid CB. He's ready.
Marcelo GOAT desu
>>67698967
FC UCK
medel to at mad
>>67698967
Contract was sent out a 00:01 making it null in hindsight our agents had 3 years to send it before the deadline
>>67699139
Nainggolan is coming to chelsea
>>67699342
nice meme
I bet you think liverpoop is getting pjanic too
>>67699342
Why would he
>>67699370
£££
>>67699342
he wants to stay
unless Roma is forced to sell because of FFP he's not going anywhere
>>67699363
You could say he could be a Pjanic buy haha.
>>67698967
transfer fee accepted, negotiations in progress over personal terms are thought to have hit a snag over the number of times she has to take it up the arse every month
>>67699388
haha can i tweet this?
>>67699342
I really hope not
>>67699411
Yes! It's all yours m8.
>>67699388
I don't get it
do you care if your club attempts to bring through youngsters or not?
>>67699306
A boy can dream
>>67699438
No need to Pjanic.
>>67699444
Next years loanees list.
Liverpool sold Rossiter to Rangers ffs.
>>67699444
Considering how shit our signings are, yes.
>>67699444
I would like to develop youth more
>>67699388
ayy lmao
>>67699388
Ha ha class lad
>>67699444
>Januzaj
literally debuted over two years ago and has been on loan since
>>67699462
if you're gonna dream, dream bigger
ibra
martial rooney ronaldo
depay mata
shaw rojo smalling fosu
navas
>>67699444
>the plastic caliphate of Man City
>>67699516
>Ibra in goal
>>67699474
who's our?
>>67699495
He hasn't been on loan since January.
>>67699509
No I like my dreams to be just outside the fringes of reality so I can pretend they're real.
>>67699516
>wanting ibra
>>67699524
Liverpool la.
>>67699469
>Liverpool sold Rossiter to Rangers ffs
Muh next Stevie G, la
>>67699523
Alcarez defence
>>67699546
>not wanting meme magic
>>67699516
>depay
He's shit m8.
>>67699516
>depay mata midfield
>>67699516
>that dressing room cancer
>that central midfield
>5'7 Jesus Navas in goal
>>67699516
Christ
>>67698967
look err, i already have a strong right arm and i dont see why would i replace it, thus breaking the cohesion
Arsene Wenogfever
>>67699536
>tfw I dreamt I had a gf and was cuddling her in bed and was ridiculously happy then I woke up
why does my own mind torment me?
>>67698967
I don't buy gfs, I foster prospective little girls and enjoy their benefits for cheap before selling them off to rich Arabs
>>67699516
this team would literally get relegated.
>>67699714
someone had to go there I guess
>>67699672
Sounds like you need to return to the dream world
forever
>>67699714
How good are your acadamies?
lee seungwoo to dortmund
>>67699444
I don't know all of them but about 26 of those players are black, possibly more.
>>67699672
>tfw my brain decided to remind me of the time when i was 11 two girls came up to me and told me they knew someone who liked me and out of embarrassment i said i didn't care and they went away
>>67699789
world class m8
>>67699764
I'd need an induced coma for that lad, not that I'm averse to that like
>>67699882
>Tfw I tried to ask a girl out in year 6
>"Hey want to go to library together?"
>"Err what for anon?"
>Completly melt down and leg it
I have never been able to look her in the eye ever again even went to the same college together.
>>67700040
>Girl really likes me
>Asks friends about me a lot
>Friends complain how annoying she is
>year later she's moved away
>talented musician in another country
>friends want to know why I never got with her
>seem her perform recently and now I'm in deep regret
>probably gona give chase this summer
Just fuck my shit up friends
>>67699516
>shaw rojo smalling fosu
fucking Manlets when will they learn
Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree this was the best transfer of the 2015 window?
>>67700150
now I really hope no one from my grade ever gets famous for a good reason
>>67700150
We're here for you famalam
>>67699882
>meet qt friend of a female friend
>"Oh you are anon? I've heard a lot about you."
>she's obviously interested
>"Yeah hehe. I have to go now."
autism is one hell of a disease
>>67700207
Thanks m80. I'll make a good burst at it this summer, if I fail, then it's back to the gutter
>>67699802
I feel like /sp/ could make this into a believable fake rumour.
>Brendan Rodgers to Celtic all but confirmed
Fuck me lads are they trying to kill the club?
>>67698850
>>67698880
They aren't going to sell him for 30 Million either, they have to pay 10-15% to FC Basel after they sell him to the next club, which is why they got him so cheap in the first place.
>>67700240
at least you know you were good enough for a qt
>>67700150
>Girl really likes me
>I accept to be with her cause she's good in bed, but she's driving me crazy tbqh
>She clinges to me all the time
>Requests me to spoonfeed her
>Raging attentionwhore 24/7
>One day I had enough
>I ask her to hop in the car because we're going for a little ride
>She goes along with it because she loves rides and basically loves everything I do
>Drive to the shopping mall in town
>Take her out of the car
>Tell her I had enough and it's over
>Drive off
>Later that afternoon, cops show up at my door
>Apparently you can't do that with your kids
>>67700378
>I accept to be with her cause she's good in bed,
How did you know she was good in bed before you accepted her as a gf? Makes no sense lad. Did your black friend tell you?
I was expecting it to be a dog at the end
>>67699139
>Strootman
>not being injured for most of the season
>>67700415
me too
you lads seen that BBC doc on leicester?
Any updates on the Xavi Martinez to Liverpool? Heard it was all but confirmed on my end
>>67700437
Kante?
>>67700463
Kek
Bunch of slack-jawed faggots in this general
>>67700437
No, how was it?
Mkhitaryan and Morata to Chelsea for 100m
>>67700484
watching it now, pretty good so far
>>67698967
In a shocking turn of events she turned down my offer (my name is literally chad) for a much nicer and neet club
How you holding up, /trans/
>>67700473
Kane?
>>67700519
Suffering the pain of regret
I'm nearly sick of this shit.
>>67699885
what sport is this that has the tight outfits and the booty?
>>67700473
This thread would be much better if everyone converted to 2D like normal people.
>>67700519
pretty bad
i'm having mediocre results at uni and i'm slowly but steadily becoming more of a shut-in
i think the NEET life could be behind the corner if i don't sort my shit out quick
>>67700564
Cycling
>>67700240
>meet qt at party
>completely throwing herself at me
>get nervous because virgin
>see friend
>include him in our conversation thinking hell wingman my nervousness
>ends up fucking her instead
thank god im not this beta anymore but fuck that still keeps me up at night sometimes
>>67700519
beginning to think death will never happen at this point
>>67700584
oh shit yea indoor. i have a new sport to watch.
>>67700326
implying they can ever lose that terrible league
>>67699139
r8 my meme
>>67699885
>You will never go back to the 2014 commonwealth games
>>67700611
they should go all out for Bellerin
http://www.strawpoll.me/10253703
>>67700592
sounds like something I would have done desu
any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?
>>67698967
Had a teenage wonderkid on trial, looked to have uncovered a gem but hit a serious snag as I already have someone in that position on an infinite year contract. Veered away from discussions of terminating the existing contract as there's a clause to give half of all assets.
who invited /r9k/?
>>67699171
you won't be happy when you realize your club spent 17mi euros on that piece of shit Gerson
>>67700846
>not knowing summer /sp/ is /r9k/
>>67700846
/sp/ > /brit/ > /britfeel/
My man dropped his chips
>>67700854
n-not through yet!
seriously, i don't understand, he's the last type of player Roma needs
>>67699882
>Be 11
>Two girls from my class ask me out together
>one of them decent, other one the class qt
>say no because no idea how that would even work
I don't deserve to even be alive
Weirdly that happened twice more in later years but with much uglier lasses and in an either/or situation. My stock was a lot higher then than it is now.
>>67700854
Is Gabigol good? All my friends are hyped to see him at PSG
>>67700948
>that peaked at 6 years old feel
>>67700948
>tag-teamed asked out 3 times
maybe you look like someone who would have two dicks
>>67700952
>Gabigol
>>67700952
poor man's Gabriel Jesus
R8 my Real Madrid team post /trans/
>>67699171
florenzi not good enough?
>>67700854
>gerson
reminder that he caused an immense amount of butthurt among roma supporters because of this pic
>>67700982
S O M E P U L P
O
M
E
P
U
L
P
>>67701019
>Varane
>>67700982
>>67701056
CARMELLA WILL YOU PLEASE
>>67700898
MuH CHIPS
Quiet down there rio
Any news on the genuinely professional footballer to Sheffield United situation?
>>67701137
talks broke down after The Massive offered Premier League football next season
Pretty mental in Bangkok today lads. Ranieri was loving it
>>67701205
>every support counted
that sounds like it was poorly translated
>>67701205
Chat Bang Get Kok.
>>67701155
They've been offering that next season since 2000.
>di matteo to villa
>the championship will have 2 champions league winning managers
>>67701294
they had 2 'this' season
>>67701294
Villa and Newcastle going up will be the start of an endless cycle. The prem teams will have to much money to stay down after being relegated
Friendly reminder that Blackburn Rovers and Leicester City have both won the Premier League and Liverpool haven't.
Also Steven Gerrard will never ever win a PL winners medal.
lol
>>67701215
Lel I suppose so. Was cool as fuck to be there though the Asians were going nuts
>>67701294
Well, it's already got two European Cup winning teams.
>>67701371
Next season la
>>67701362
>he thinks newcastle will come straight back up
>>67701417
You meme arrowed the wrong thing pal
>he thinks villa will come straight back up
>>67701417
>he doesn't think benitez will steamroll the championship
>Austrian arrives on free contract
>Has a good year
>Offer a contract extension
>She refuses
>Going back to Rapid Wien
>>67701445
I didn't yesterday
>>67701473
the analogy fell apart here
Any news on the reason to live to me situation?
>>67701459
he's gonna get memed on so hard when he sees the pitches they have to play on especially the foreign players
>>67701499
talks have been delayed until after the euros
>>67701490
Just like the relationship
>>67698967
What an epic meme. You guys are just so funny. These memes make me laugh. I love memes.
>>67701505
Is this the 1980s or something?
>>67701499
/trans/ is starting
>>67701499
Rooney might get injured in training and we can take defoe instead
>>67701519
You wouldn't be here if you didn't.
>>67701529
can't see arsenal making all them signings senpai
>>67701554
>arsenal
>signings
>>67701554
that's liverpool you mong
>>67701499
that gum you like is going to come back in style
>>67701529
>Smalling LCB
Gotta get those sweet own goals and penalty's.
>>67701611
meanwhile
>>67701499
If you're 25 or older and don't want to live I say just end it. Otherwise, just go nuts until 25 and see how you feel then.
>2016 is almost halfway through
mentally i'm still in 2009
>>67700519
Pic related.
>>67701473
Rapid a shit.
>>67701525
Good feel.
>>67701633
gotta give the opposition a chance, wouldn't be fair otherwise
>>67699469
>sold
we paid 250 thousand compensation. You did not sell him.
>people think Ibrahimovic wouldn't score for fun in the PL
top kek. who's gonna stop him from doing so? Otameme & Mongala? Tottenham's Belgian Bottlers? Kosher Elmo and Retiredsacker? I can only see Huth and Morgan standing a chance.
And these are the top defenses in the league. The PL isn't ready for Zlatan.
How hard will the top 10 Europe clubs pillage Leicester?
I'm assuming at least Vardy, Mahrez and Kante are going out, right?
>>67700519
Other than wishing to die at every waking moment, alright.
>>67701722
>that bit where Louis made him apologise to his Mum
>>67701867
Vardy's staying. He's 29 and looks settled and happy there.
Mahrez might stick around for another season.
Kante is off, for sure.
Who /nails/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKdbz5HJAUI
which 3 relegated players would you like to see at >your club?
>>67701867
Vardy is near 30 and just got a long term, 6 figure a week deal. He'll milk that until he's forced out.
Will LvG stay if United win the FA Cup? Is Mou really interested or is it BS? I feel like losing CL qualifying spot really has fucked United.
>>67701819
Didn't otameme and mangala stop him from scoring? (That pass back literally does not count as ibramemeoffuck scoring)
>>67701956
Amavi, Ayoze, Wijnaldum
>>67702014
yes that does count fuck you
>>67702005
I doubt LVG is staying. They'll sack him after the final.
Anyone else was relegated to being an extra in other people's lives this season again?
>>67701819
>>67702014
lel the worst defence in the top 8 stopped ztatpadn ibrameme
>>67701897
Based Louis. A real nigga.
>>67701942
/here/
>>67701942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGYnIR4NJRY
Why is Mourinho stalling on his Everton contract?
>>67702240
waiting to see if van gaal gets sacked
>>67702216
Wow sounds exactly the same
@football_league propose expanding professional game in England to five leagues of 20 teams from start of 2019/20 season.
>>67702493
The conference probably will be 100% professional sides by then anyway.
>>67702493
>>67702507
B teams will never happen.
>>67702493
>>67702507
>my local team will become professional
well shit I may be able to get a job in 2020
>>67702603
it's only 8 new teams desu
>>67700445
It's Chabby Martinez mate
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/19/football-league-shakeup-four-divisions-extra-teams
>potentially open the door for a winter break and an end to FA Cup replays.
wew
>no boxing day matches
WTF NO
>>67702738
Ah lads.
>>67702756
das not it mane
those matches are comfy as fuuuuck
>>67702756
says where?
>>67702756
say it aint so
>>67702756
The winter break could be after boxing day m8.
>>67702945
>no new years day matches
>>67702965
Or after new years day. It'll be in January I suppose to avoid upsetting everything.
A winter break is a terrible idea.
>FA using it as an excuse for why England are so shit
Pathetic desu, England have always been shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU2L06zCYNs
>Everton fans
>>67703019
#CHEEKY
Frigg off Barclay, what else am I supposed to watch during Bundes winter break.
>>67703019
wew lad
>>67703090
Other sports, TV shows, pornography, political debates, nature.
FIVE failed finals
>>67699444
Is Traore actually considered academy trained for Chelsea?
So fucking bored I'm watching u20 football
Kill me
>>67703278
when does the yuros start?
>>67703278
Female u20 football?
>>67703301
June 10th
>>67703301
10 June, so around 3 weeks
>>67703312
If only, might be more interesting
Watching a bunch of black lads kick a ball around in France
>>67703178
Why wouldn't he be?
>>67703365
Because officially he signed in 2013 when he was 18-19, 4 months later he was loaned to Vitesse until this summer.
>Liverpool fans trashed Basel
Classy as always..
>>67703424
trying their best to kick england out of europe again, scummy twats
>>67703420
I remember him playing a friendly as a 16/17-year old or some shit. Scored a goal too.
>>67703452
>Officially
Chelsea illegally tapped him up when he was 14 or something.
>>67703452
>in January 2012 the club confirmed that Traoré was not and had never been a Chelsea player, but had appeared once for the club's youth team in a friendly as part of a six-week trial earlier in the season
Shady as fuck desu
>>67702738
We're gonna win several champions leagues in a row now lads
Rejoice
>>67703424
16 tons of rubbish.
And 30 arrests.
>>67703424
when instanbasel turns into hillsbaselough
>>67703424
Maybe they were just homesick.
>>67703516
Neither of those really work as puns.
>>67703501
You should lock them all up.
>>67703516
Ah, the famous British humour.
>>67703464
>>67703472
I honestly don't see the problem here. What 14-year old in their right mind wouldn't WANT to play for a fucking Premier League side? As long as he wasn't dragged into an office by chains and forced to sign a contract at gunpoint I don't see what the big deal is. I'm an old fat fuck now, and I would still cream my pants if someone offered me promises of shitloads of cash to do the thing I love most.
>>67703516
you tried
>>67703501
16 tons of empty beer cans no doubt.
>>67703573
Well, we all know what Austria's famous for.
>>67703568
A lot of the arrests were preliminary. Mostly for selling fake tickets and theft.
The rubbish will either be recycled, or burned.
>>67703612
don't think you'd get away with burning the liverpool squad mate
>>67703753
There'd probably be more people who were ok with it, than people who minded.
>>67704025
what is that program
Where's he going lads?
>>67704141
Don't know, I just saved that pic from somewhere around here.
>>67704193
who would want him
>>67704193
Oil country
>>67704226
Most PL clubs
>>67704193
The Championship
>>67704259
i think you have him confused with his brother
>>67703434
>if we can't be in Europe no one can
>>67704282
No I do not, thanks for the input.
>>67704259
Andre Ayew can be in every PL clubs. Jordan Ayew is a pile of shit
> Liverpool
They actually debated it
>>67704340
as the sole creator of the meme: feels good man
>thunder and rain
>watching darts
>drinking beer
who /comfy/ here?
Who are we NOT buying tßh
>>67704648
An injury free player.
>>67704648
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16OvmwjgyCC
fuck this dutch city fan has ruined posting for our entire country
>>67704836
Why can't he just put up a trip so we can filter him?
>>67705002
because he wants you to either filter our entire country or get BTFO
fuck why is he so effective
>>67705002
trip are for faggots.
And Brazil what do you think about Gabigol at PSG since Moura is useless?
>>67704836
I am glad I am the only one posting from Italy.
>>67705143
I don't watch local football desu.
>there are people who unironically argue that Jamie Vardy should have been fired for calling someone a 'jap'
>>67705256
>a wild monkey posts
This guy shits all over Gerrard
ginola had a heart attack lads
>>67705286
[RINGING NOISES INTENSIFIES]
>>67705286
You're fired.
>>67705294
>that absolutely shitty League 1 trophy
>>67705168
>tfw sometimes another anon with Austrian flag posts and people might confuse him with me
>>67705143
>trip are for faggots.
Are you implying that the dutch City bandwagoner isn't a faggot?
>>67705367
They have a new one now, but it looks depressingly generic
>>67704836
hear, hear
>>67701229
deluded/10
>>67701229
we signed sane today m8 keep up
>>67705168
think about it, have you ever seen two italian posts less than a minute apart?
>>67705782
>signing players from >schalke
>>67705782
I really hope you get 'sane' someday.
>>67705868
How do we know he's not the sane one?
>>67705865
>manure sign a player and /sp/ goes wild calling him GOAT
>city sign that player instead and /sp/ goes into meltdown calling him shit
/sp/ never fails to give me plenty of keks
Soccer is watchable.
>>67705782
source?
>>67705949
>twitter ITK with 0 credentials
I meant a real source m8
>>67705294
https://twitter.com/LCFC/status/733332780520747009
so when will twitter make a fox emoji?
>>67701205
i see they're after the tranny magic again
>>67705974
yeah he's picking europa league over champions league instead
>>67705711
Really need to watching Shining together.
>>67704323
Filtered
>>67706049
still waiting on that source fom
>>67706061
no need m8 he's joining manure, he said the promise of playing for van gaal was an opportunity he could not pass up, he did not even hear of pep guardiola when asked
>>67706092
who said he was joining utd? I asked for the source on sane to city m8 come on
>>67706104
united ALWAYS get their man bro
Genuinely considering filtering the Netherlands.
Cech
Bellerin-Kos-Benatia-Rodriguez
Kante-Ramsey
Reus-Ozil-Alexis
Benzema
please make it happen
>>67706116
don't man the city fan will have won then....
we have plenty of good posters
>>67706092
Nobody even mentioned United you autist.
I fucking love Billy Joel
>>67706139
Don't bother lad, he can't get his mind off Man U
>>67706139
clear those thursday nights!!!
>>67706125
>Kevin
What are you smoking Rafael?
>>67706125
>Benzema to Arsenal
The undying meme.
>>67706159
Clear your summer... oh wait.
>>67706177
>you now remember damiao to spurs
>Pep actually agreed to manage in the joke of Eplel
That Blue moon feel. Expecting to embarrass every team out there next season.
>>67706232
can't wait for the entire board of /sp/ to go missing once pep starts raping left and right
I can't imagine a worse feel than being the dutch shitty bandwagoner
>>67706218
>Now at Betis along with Van Der Vaart
What the fug.
>>67706218
>you now remember moutinho to spurs
>>67706281
>On 4 February 2016, after a turnover in the club's board which involved the president's resignation, Damião signed a six-month deal with Betis with a buyout clause set on €12 million.
lolwut
>>67706289
that one went on forever
>>67700519
Not so good.
Had some blood tests and apparently my liver is struggling.
I've been told no over the counter medicines and no paracetamol. I get ill I have to notify them.
More blood tests and an ultrasound scan to follow.
I may have shitposted for the last time /sp/
>>67706363
Get well, anon.
>>67706412
Cheers adolf
>>67706363
Damn, hope you get better.
>>67706363
get better anon <3
>>67706363
get well, we're all pulling for ya
>>67699307
I thought I read somewhere that Napoli wanted Hector Herrera from Porto, any truth to this?
I just resurrected myself.
>>67701529
>pogba drinkwater midfield
Any updates on the Krychowiak to anywhere situation?
Gotze to turn down Liverpool in favor of Tottenham because he wants to play in the CL and live in London. Spurs will be paying him Adebayor's old wages.
>>67699244
>Liverpool shitposter
Looking forward to Europe next season? Klopp going to win more trophies than this year?
>>67714592
>Gotze to turn down Liverpool in favor of Tottenham
B-B-BUT OUR LIVERPOOL SPIRIT! OUR HISTORY! 5 TIMES LA! LA LAAAAAAAAA! LA! 5 TIMES! NOBODY ELSE! 5 TIMES!
>>67698937
your mom
>>67714592
>Adebayor's old wages
That's only £100,000 a week, Gotze is on at least £150,000 at Bayern.
>>67714592
dempsey left ages ago
>>67698630
> James Milner on his way to Monterrey
What would be /trans/ reaction if he (or any European player) joins Gignac in Mexico?
>>67714592
>Gotze/Alli/Eriksen behind Kane
hnnng
>>67715415
>implying that most American Spurs fsns didn't start watching them because of Friedel
>>67716067
>not kasey keller
please reply to this post
kys voltorb
>>67716773
why?
>>67716784
rude
Here's the daily bollocks:
>Manchester United want Louis van Gaal to become director of football, allowing former Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho to work alongside him. (Sun)
>Crystal Palace manager Alan Pardew, whose side face Van Gaal's United in Saturday's FA Cup final, will sign a new four-year contract before the Wembley showpiece. (Daily Express)
>Aston Villa's new owner Tony Xia has vowed to transform the club into one of the best three in the world inside 10 years. (Guardian)
>The Chinese businessman also said he wants to rebrand Villa Park once he completes his £60m takeover. (Daily Mirror)
>Manchester United are staying in a hotel just yards from Wembley as they try to avoid more travel problems in London before the FA Cup final. The Red Devils' matches at Tottenham and West Ham this season were both delayed because of traffic congestion. (Daily Mail)
>West Ham are considering a ambitious move for Leicester striker Jamie Vardy, 29. (Daily Mirror)
>Borussia Monchengladbach midfielder Granit Xhaka, 23, is close to finalising a £34m move to Arsenal. (Sun)
>Liverpool striker Christian Benteke, 25, will hold talks with manager Jurgen Klopp to find out whether he has a future at the club. (Daily Express)
>Klopp is close to completing the signing of £4.7m goalkeeper Loris Karius, 22, from former club Mainz. (Guardian)
>Arsenal are ready to give a contract extension to 24-year-old England midfielder Jack Wilshere, who has just returned from a 10-month injury lay-off. (Daily Telegraph)
>Liverpool defender Kolo Toure, 35, does not know whether he will be offered a new deal when his contract expires next month. (Liverpool Echo)
>Everton are considering signing 21-year-old Bologna goalkeeper Pierluigi Gollini, who spent part of his teenage years at Manchester United, as a replacement for the departing Tim Howard.(Daily Mail)
>>67716840
>Manchester United want Louis van Gaal to become director of football, allowing former Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho to work alongside him. (Sun)
Why not simply hire Mourinho and letVan Gaal go?
>The Toffees, without a manager since Roberto Martinez was sacked, are also scouting 21-year-old Club Brugge defender Bjorn Engels. (Liverpool Echo)
>West Brom manager Tony Pulis is planning a move for West Ham's 26-year-old Ecuador striker Enner Valencia.(Daily Telegraph)
>Sunderland are considering a move for Swansea forwards Andre Ayew, 26, and Bafetimbi Gomis, 30.(Daily Star)
>Watford's 27-year-old Mexico international left-back Miguel Layun is set to sign for FC Porto on a permanent deal, having much of this season on loan with the Portuguese club.(A Bola - in Portuguese)
>Retiring Arsenal midfielder Mikel Arteta, 34, is set to be offered a coaching role at Manchester City by incoming manager Pep Guardiola.(Manchester Evening News)
>Crystal Palace winger Wilfried Zaha, 23, is good enough to play for French champions Paris St-Germain, says team-mate Yohan Cabaye. (London Evening Standard)
Best of social media
>Former Newcastle and Tottenham winger David Ginola used his Twitter account to reassure fans about his health, following incorrect reports he had suffered cardiac arrest playing five-a-side football. The 49-year-old France international had fainted.
David Ginola
>Ginola's former Newcastle team-mate Faustino Asprilla, happy with the news about his friend's health, said the incident proved the 2022 World Cup stadiums must have air conditioning.
And finally
>Real Madrid midfielder Isco has revealed his dog is named after Barcelona forward Lionel Messi - and for that reason is too embarrassed to take him for a walk. (Sport)
>>67705168
I am too
>>67716840
what does a director of football actually do?
>>67716877
Flashier name for scout.
>>67716864
Why would Watford let go of Layun? Are they mad?
>>67716877
they are like USA general managers and the managers just become coaches
>>67716877
>>67716993
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_manager#Sports_teams
>>67716864
>David Ginola used his Twitter account to reassure fans about his health, following incorrect reports he had suffered cardiac arres
That's fucking bullshit, he's actually not awaken already.
>>67717072
Someone is posting on his Twitter.
https://twitter.com/teamginola/status/733350731558858752
https://twitter.com/teamginola/status/733349897282457601
>>67717101
His agent is
http://www.20minutes.fr/sport/1848815-20160520-david-ginola-irait-mieux-place-coma
>>67699139
Oh It shows why people like you will never manage jack shit
*an actual transfer alert*
volland to leverkusen
>>67716840
>>West Ham are considering a ambitious move for Leicester striker Jamie Vardy, 29. (Daily Mirror)
Are West Ham trying to become the most hated team in the world on purpose?
>>67716067
> Kane when he realizes Gotze will never play behind him
> Kane when Gotze goes to Citeh
>>67717483
why would that make them hated?
>>67698967
she laughed off my interest
>>67698967
What's the human equivalent of being in administration?
>>67717598
>anon was put on pooicide watch
Lads
>>67717320
Lelverkusen doing good business.
any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?
>>67717722
He's considering it.
Bayern have guaranteed trophies and Champions League football.
Liverpool have nothing to offer.
Hard choices.
>>67717714
>Volland for 20m
>muh pressing mesheen
if >schalke and Gladbach wouldn't shit the bed every season Leverkusen would reach EL ranks at best.
>>67717731
explains why Gotze is desperate to go there
>>67717755
Gotze would be useless at Liverpool. Only shitters go there.
High wages and low expectations.
>>67717790
b-but Barcelona is in for Coutinho la
>>67717818
He's a nothing footballer. One of many Brodgers signings who were scouted using Fifa 12.
Unless he's one of the lucky few who use Liverpool as a stepping stone, he'll be a City/Arsenal player at best.
>>67717497
>Gotze goes to Citeh
Why would he go from sitting on the bench because he's not as good as Pep's attacking mids at Bayern to sitting on the bench because he's not as good as Pep's attacking mids at Man City?
>>67717849
Coutinho can and probably will be a solid backup player for Barcelona in a few years imo
>>67718156
no he won't
>>67718203
Coutinho isn't world class or anything but he's certainly good enough to sit on Barcelona's bench and play if Neymar or Rakitic get injured.
>>67718261
liverpool wouldn't sell for what a bench player is worth to barca + its not like his shoot on sight policy meshes well with them
>>67718156
>can and probably will be
no he fucking won't
deluded ameriscouser
>>67714645
Spurs fan, looking forward to champions league thank you very much
>>67706363
sleep tight anon
>>67718291
Not a Liverpool fan, but why would a Liverpool fan want Coutinho to go to Barcelona? I thought he was a fan favorite.
>>67714592
>tfw Gotze cucks Klopp again
>tfw Gotze becomes Van der Vaart 2.0
>>67718354
>van der Vaart 2.0
I don't really want Gotze to be JUSTed that hard tbqh
>>67718342
not want, but considering him good enough for it seems very Liverpool fan
he just isn't
>Götze since 2013
>good
he's a fat lazy moneypit. perfect for ManU.
>>67718433
>Mouyes buying a player like gotze
>>67718375
It's already begun.
>short, relatively weak/slow #10
>hyped up as the next GOAT
>leads his Bundesliga club into the CL
>forces a move to an elite club
>spends most of his time on the bench
Now all he has to do is go to Spurs, spend 2 or 3 good years there, hit his girlfriend, and then fade into irrelevance.
>>67718433
They already have Juan Mata for that though.
Who does your squad need to get rid of? Who's the dead weight?
>West Ham
>Enner Valencia
>Joey O'Brien
Valencia is a complete waste of space, I'd flog him to Sunderland or Bournemouth or some other nothing team for the price of a kit kat
>>67718473
you forgot
>ultimately fuck off to the turkish cuckleague
>>67718488
>Tottenham
>Ryan Mason
>Tom Carroll
>Federico Fazio
All three of them are completely useless, Spurs have only won one game with one of them in the starting lineup and it was against Sunderland.
>>67718524
I think Mason might get another season. He was garbage mist of the time but I don't think he whatever far from injury
>>67718574
he's a championship player, think poch only puts up with him cos he runs a lot
>>67718505
He's in Spain though.
>>67718596
Well he won't go anywhere unless a replacement is bought. We really fucking need that depth
>>67718602
>578 posts early
>>67718610
we need some quality depth really, rather than mason. if dembele and alli are out our midfield suddenly looks relegation tier
>>67718505
You're thinking about RVP. Van der Vaart is currently sitting on the bench at Real Betis
>>67718657
Even some players who are mid table quality would be a massive improvement. I wouldn't mind seeing Joe Allen and Jack Cork brought in.
>>67718488
>Bayern
>Götze and Alonso
swxzz.--fv- cd-vvx c-.c........v‹‹x ,≈qisxXZCsqksjkdijufcxj
>>67718750
Send them both to Liverpool
Have my fellow New York bros swapped in their RBNY tops yet?
>Ilkay Gundogan will be out for 4-6 months after going surgery on his knee injury. City still interested. [Bild]
>>67706363
What did you do to fuck up your liver?
>>67718800
Will they take it even if it has cum stains all over it?
My best friend just terminated his contract with life.
>>67725519
I feel you Guatemala, one of my mates killed himself last year. Luckily he exposed the Tory scum for what they are so his death wasn't in vain.
>>67699311
watching Madrid play without ronaldo it's very obvious how much they rely on him. these /sp/ autists who seriously think they should get rid of him have no idea what they're talking about.
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why would Eriksen go to PSG though
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