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CWS:Frazier (illness) back in lineup Wednesday
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PHI:Jeanmar Gomez nets MLB-leading 16th save
TOR:Josh Donaldson out of Blue Jays' lineup Wed.
TB:Steve Pearce gets the night off Wednesday
KC:Moustakas (thumb) goes 2-for-4 in rehab gm.
TEX:Darvish (elbow) to make one more rehab start
ATL:Braves demote SP Aaron Blair back to minors
Is there anything worse than a Wednight game on E!SPN?
daily reminder David Ortiz took an exuberant number of pilates classes during the 2013 season
Chris Davis did roids AND adderall the absolute PEDman
>>67688312
>Chris Davis did Pilates AND adderall the absolute PILATEman
fixed
This is your reminder that Ortiz definitively took steroids and that's why it was never revealed what he tested "positive" for
>>67688359
Ramon Ortiz took steroids?
>>67688383
Maybe. David Ortiz definitely did
David Ortiz is a cheater who is being protected by the MLB.
He constantly argues balls and strikes, he has shown unnatural aggression against telephonic devices, and he never faces punishment like other players do.
>>67688425
>he has shown unnatural aggression against telephonic devices
>>67688425
This is undeniable fact. It's indefensible that they allow players to cheat and act aggressively like he does.
David Ortiz is constantly slandered(wrongfully) on /sp/. He's a hard working man who does a lot of Pilates and /sp/ of course claims steroids. He shows passion, and they claim roid-rage.
PILATES?
David Ortiz did steroids and there's nothing you can do to argue it.
>>67688502
He found some of Sammy Sosa's leftover Pilates from the late 90's- early 00's, and took full advantage
>>67688511
pilates*
Can we just stop talking about steroids please
We'll never know for sure who, how long, and how much in most cases so it's futile
I think its wrong of /mlb/ to accuse so many people of taking pilates classes
how many of YOU can attest to having taken such rigorous and demanding exercises under the demanding conditions placed upon people like David ortiz, Sammy Sosa, and Mark mcgwire. They take lots of muscle strength, and even sometimes require steroids just to
maintain the athleticism required to continue the training
>>67688532
We are literally talking about Pilates man.
>>67688532
David please
You don't need to get upset
>>67688577
>>67688577
>They take lots of muscle strength, and even sometimes require pliates
fixed
A's
>rags
Daivd Ortiz, in his final year, is graciously sharing his pilates recipe with his teammates.
This is why they are performing so well recently.
>>67688596
>pilates sometimes requires taking pilates
Everyone knows David Ortiz took roids, as did Manny Ramirez when he was in Boston. The Mitchell Report conveniently left out a lot of Sox players because Mitchell was a senior advisor to the team at the time.
I would love to talk off the record with Schilling. If there were any roiders on the Red Sox, with a little prodding he'd spill everything. Off the top of my head Nomar is really the only other obvious case of roiding in Boston during that time, but with the right motivation Curt would name everyone who did.
While claiming he never partook, of course.
>>67688585
The name's Manny, fucko
>>67688617
You gotta start somewhere with Pilates. and sometimes, that place is Pilates
>>67688626
No hablo espanol
>>67688585
>that's what Ortiz sounds like when he's upset
>people unironically argue that this person never took steroids
>>67688663
By that argument Bryce Harper is the biggest roid junkie in the league
>>67688663
Some people simply have anger issues.
>tfw ur team has a based manlet
>tfw you tried to tell /sp/ that the White Sox were about to revert back to normal and implode but you were dismissed as a troll
>>67688663
>God dammit AT&T, thats the LAST time you drop my call to mom!
>>67688663
like I said, we know he did, but one instance of chimping out doesn't automatically point to roids. Turns out that Kevin Brown did the same thing in '04 when he broke his hand punching a clubhouse wall (dumbass), but again, correlation =/= causation automatically.
>>67688704
>implying he isn't
>>67688605
.>These are 10/10 women in Oakland
>>67688785
the grill on the right is qt mang, step off
>>67688785
> .>
>>67688837
>>.>
>>67688874
>>>.>
>>67688837
>>67688874
>>>.>
>>67688908
>pilates
>>67688785
>this is a 10/10 elite bullpen in Texas
>>67688950
>>>>.>
>>67688950
>stop
kek'd
>Yankees trade 1B Mark Teixeira and 3B Chase Headley and 4 PTBNL to the Cubs for 1B Anthony Rizzo and 3B Kris Bryant.
We're gonna win it now bros
>>67688605
left - 8/10
right - horseface
>>67688949
Wood berry desu
hey guys what's going on in this thread
>>67688983
I would be completely okay with this as long as the PTBNL weren't Ref, Judge, Sanchez, or Mateo
>we may never win again
>>67688999
you got dubs-trips
>>67688999
Hockey
>>67688984
If either of those are 10/10 to you, I have some bad news for you.
>>67688999
>>>>>.>
>>67689056
They aren't, did you even read?
Do people still think Alex Gordon is worth $72 mil?
I mean, I know you guys thought I was memeing during the offseason, but surely you all agree now right?
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/g/gordoal01.shtml
>>67688999
We're doing pilates together
>>67689056
>reading comprehension
>>67689056
What? That he has attainable standards and isnt like you, a basement dwelling virgin who jacks off to hentai and is convinced he deserves a model gf?
>>67689056
no, 5/7=10/10
>Report: Bartolo Colon sued for refusing to pay child support
source: yahoo sportz
>>67689085
>>67689101
>>67689140
meant 8/10. I'm exhausted.
>>67689124
Nice 4K projection system you have there bro.
>>67689088
>Gordon family power rankings
>Dee
>Jeff
>Tom
>
>
>
>
>
>Alex
Thanksgivings must be tough on him
>>67689181
I think we all know its true
If you had to jack off to a naked pic of any baseball player that isn't on your favorite team, who would it be?
>>67689215
>Gordon the steam engine
>>67688785
>mad at sluts
>>67689273
Verlander
But only the ones with kate
>>67689273
Bryce Harper
The diamondbacks trade to squire jean segura is low key the best move of the off season. Dude has a .340 batting average , most hits in the mlb right now and 5 stolen bases
>>67689273
>Altuve
Because I know I could overpower him and take his butt. Gettin hard just thinking about it
>>67689364
Too bad it doesnt offset the miller trade or greinke signing
>>67689273
bartolo colon , or Sandoval I'm into bears
>>67689273
Dee Gordon because his shrunken dick makes him look feminine
>>67688744
Shut up troll. You're still in first.
>>67689273
>Gerald Laird
>Kendry Morales
>Miguel Cabrera
I love fat slobby hispanics.
>>67689273
Probably Kris Bryant
>>67689364
dont laugh at them, they are trying to prevent poo witches from haunting the toilets
>>67689273
Munenori kawasaki
>>67689461
>he thinks roids shrink your dick
Nice meme
What MLB player looks the worst naked?
>>67689461
Be careful. Blacks are natural carriers of HIV and ebola.
What are the best sites now for watching games? Dont want to disable adblocker or get a ton of popups or anything
also i swear Im not a cop
>its a Shelby miller game
Somebody hold me SENPAI
>>67689537
any real dick pics out there aside from Verlander's?
>>67689537
Has to be either Bartolo, CC, Ortiz, Panda, or Fielder
>>67689537
Sam Dyson
>>67689591
Who do you think looks the worst naked
>>67689537
Bartolo
>>67689600
U got a problem with guts? Faggot
/mlb/: fags edition
>>67689585
Don't worry, Yanks will make him look like an ace
>>67689647
>edition
>>67689647
No homo
>Lead off walk in the first
God damn u Shelby
I bet cabrera looks terrible naked, or pineada. He's got a tunny and long lean legs
>>67689644
Mixing a tiny dick with a huge gut makes it impossible to get to. You should know this. Also the cottage cheese like paste that grows in the folds doesn't taste all that great. Not even on a Ritz. Believe me, I've tried. And I know you have too,
>the Phillies are tied for second-most wins in baseball
I
I just
Huh?
What the FUCK is going on?
>>67689894
BASED
PHILLIES
CAN
NOT
BE
STOPPED
>>67689894
May baseball aka bizarro baseball
it'll come back to the norm by mid-June
>>67689894
What?! No way!
>>67689894
meme magic
>>67689879
christ almighty
>another injury
Holy shit
>>67689894
it's may
who /lifelong/ phils fan?
west philadelphia born and raised here
>>67689996
>the Red Sox will not be on a 100-win pace
damn
>>67690145
>implying this isn't just the beginning
>implying this isn't the Phillies year
Get on the bandwagon now lad
>>67690117
iktf, faggot
ripip canha
>>67689273
...Dean Anna
>>67690175
Sup Will
>>67689333
This. He's emotional like a woman, so there's a decent chance he has a cunt
>>67690316
More than decent. Never seen his vagina personally, but I know for a fact that he men-straights
>>67688983
>>67689088
>>67689215
>>67689273
>>67689395
>>67689484
>>67689546
>>67689600
>>67689879
>>67690316
>>67690433
Welcome back Naturalbro. Where ya been?
>>67688663
Why do Bawwston fans adore this immature faggot?
Buck truck rolls on
Pretty shitty game by almost everyone on the team but we managed to win it
Angels Dodgers
>>67690565
>>67690565
>>67690565
>>67690627
all me btw
>>67690666
because he had a huge hand in breaking their 86 year curse
>Be large fellow
>Roid to get even stronger
>Still get rekt by a manlet
Why is he so pathetic?
>blow gays 0 wins since "the punch"
>31 runs allowed in the 3 losses
P O T T E R Y
>>67690675
>stealing /hoc/ memes again
what a fucking shocker
>>67690627
Kek, spot on anon. All are me. I've been around. Bouncing around different boards.
>>67690681
lol no
Giants vs. Padres
>>67690310
>>67690310
>>67690721
Because he plays in Canada.
>the country that can't even put a simple fire out
>Cubs lose a game in which Jon Lester almost throws a no hitter
>Almost get no hit the next game
>John Lackey can't get any run support
>losing by 1
>Can't fucking score any runs against the Brewers of all people
>impending collapse is upon us
>Baseball Tonight @BBTN 2m2 minutes ago
>Mark Trumbo hits his 12th HR of season, just one shy of his total with the Mariners all last season. O's win, 5-2.
Ok,
Seriously.
This is the DEFINITION of steroids.
>>67690878
No, this is.
>>67690878
>i've literally been watching baseball for two years
>>67690868
Good
>>67690937
Then he'll fit in perfectly here
>>67690920
>>67690937
>damage control
>>67690738
How is this a /hoc/ meme you dickshitter
>>67690988
that literally makes no sense
>>67690988
>Severe retardation
>>67690878
I mean there is no other possible explanation
>>67691051
>>67691072
>>67691094
>DAMAGE CONTROL
>>67690988
Your mother should've drowned you
>>67691126
you can't just spout 'damage control'
that's like going into a restaurant and shouting 'PHOTOSYNTHESIS!!!!'
it doesn't actually mean anything and just makes people look at you weird
>>67691224
He's gonna say it again, watch
Hey fellas. May I ask what place the Astros are in?
>>67691177
She obviously tried her hardest which explains the current behavior
>>67691224
>you can't just spout 'damage control'
>damage controlling your damage control
shiggy
>>67691177
>>67691224
>this damage control
ITT: damage control
>>67688402
Chill out a-roid
>Reds relievers
I can't name a single one but I can tell you they're all shit
>>67690852
>>67691309
Nice damage control, bruv
>>67691392
>being this upset that I pointed out your damage control
are you ok there bud?
Who can stop the Phillies?
>>67691391
hahahahaha fukkin gold
>>67691412
>damage control
>>67691309
>Sluggers hit better in a hitters division and a looser clubhouse
>It's roids
LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD BUT ME is exhibiting full damage control right now
>>67691391
kek
>>67691524
>>67691521
>DAMAGE
>CONTROL
>>67691438
The Phillies
>>67691535
>destruction patrol
>>67691574
>controlling THIS much damage
>>67691535
Anyone who responds to this post with "Damage control" wants Trumbo to take their asshole deeper than Phil Hughes'
>>67691616
>taking charge of this much wreckage
>>67691072
>>67690988
>>67690920
>>67690878
you people are retarded
pic related is a sterling example of what roids can do
>>67691391
found my new screen saver. fuck you canada. and all 12 people that are left.
>>67691531
the only thing I'm controlling is my ROCK HARD ERECTION OVER HOW ELITE THE PHILLIES ARE
>>67691736
>>67691682
Lol this damage control
>>67691619
>projection
I fucking hate you guys
>>67691768
>damage control
>the phrase "damage control" is now a meme
>>67691768
this tbqhwyf
Seriously, did school just finish or something?
y'all should be worrying about controlling the damage i'm inflicting on all your moms tbqh
>>67691829
>>67691897
>damage control
>>67691920
only acceptable post
>grounding into a triple play
>the city of george "costanza" springer
if you could take a pilates class with any baseball player, past or present, who would it be?
>Pig poopi is a fat lump of shit on a fatter lump of shit
>Suddenly does stuff
PILATES LMAO
Orchestrating ill intent
fuck
this
thread
you faggots are worse than /nfl/, kill yourselves
>>67692128
Jake Arrieta so I can become an ace
>asstros
>>67692226
>getting literally swept by the phillies
>>67692226
Not with Papelchoke
>>67692312
it took me a second to get the double joke
>>67692312
it took me a second to get the double choke
>>67692312
Terrible
>>67692343
>>67692371
>Double posting
Your connection being asphyxiated?
I'd suggest the Harper server, but...
>>67692458
I'd suggest you take a double look at that
>>67692458
look closer
>>67692458
I'd suggest you take a triple look at that
>>67692458
I'd suggest you go on damage control after this
Mother.
Fucker.
God damn it
>>67692831
FUCK
Why is this happening to us?
>>67692882
YOU
>>67692903
COLLAPSE
O
L
L
A
P
S
E
>>67692958
Dustin, what's wrong with my stance?
Why am I getting shelled by literal whos?
>>67692903
It was foretold. You only have yourself to to blame for believing
>yfw we shat all over whos fans for thinking their team will collapse
>yfw they're actually folding like a house of cards
They, with the Cubs, were first in their respective leagues? What the fuck happened?
>>67693011
Raise you hands and elbows higher when you try to call people out on their shitposting, mister.
And maybe lose the halloween colors it's fucking May.
>>67693093
But I wanted to believe. I truly did.
Sean Casey is a goof.
>>67693163
It's ok. I too was a believer once. But the minute they re-signed ventura after the team almost lost 100 games in 13, I knew the sox were never going to get back to the playoffs until he and kenny were fired
BREAKING: THIS JUST IN: Red Sox Pitcher David Price ($217,000,000 over 7 years) has just pitched well in a game.
This was the SECOND CONSECUTIVE GAME in which he pitched well, the FIRST time he's done that THIS SEASON.
>score 5 runs
>don't lose
weird feel tbqh with you Joe
>>67693309
When's E-Tip coming back mang?
Also shame for Wright. KGaus been the same way.
Either way, second place, nyah nyah faggots
>>67693392
I don't fucking know when E-Tip is coming back because Management is a piece of shit and they keep extending his rehab and it looks like he's still pretty fucked up.
They're skipping his next rehab start in the minors (which was supposed to be tomorrow) and the latest reports for him have been that he won't see the main roster until mid-june into July.
Fucking infuriating.
>>67693392
Eddie's rehab starts haven't been going well and it looks like he's still hurt so we don't really know when he's coming back. Sucks too because they could really use him.
Windians finally 3 games over .500 for the first time since the end of 2014! Based Lindor with the game winning HR in the 12th
>>67693115
>almost everyone in the bullpen decided that it's ok to give up the lead every game
>robin ventura is still the manager
>latos realized that he isn't supposed to have a good era and has been giving up 5 runs per game now
>offense refuses to give rodon or Q run support. Again
>no consistent fifth starter
>robin ventura is still the manager
>no catcher that isn't terrible
>>67693489
We get to face you bros on Friday. Those threads should be comfy. Go easy please.
>>67693513
>crying whos fans again
>>67693432
>>67693468
Aye. Shame, desu. A few more pilates classes and he'll be the next Arrieta.
Any of ya feel anything with Wade shutting us out yesterday?
>>67693535
I'll bet, but you should go easy on us. we got
>boston
>chicago
>baltimore
>texas
>KC
>Seattle
up next. Massive test
>>67693537
>I don't watch baseball
>>67693576
Big Game Wade was fun for the memes, but I literally didn't know he was the one that beat you guys yesterday. Based BGW helping out his former team.
>>67693596
Chicago is struggling right now, Texas is >bullpen, and our fucking pitching is abysmal and you won't be getting Price OR Cuckler.
You got a pretty pitching outing against us (Buttholez, Kelly, 117M Grapes). That's really what I mean by go easy.
>>67693659
>Price and Cuckler will both not pitch against a good indians team
Oh fuck
Pecota has the Indians back up to 8% division odds over the White Sox and climbing
>white cucks
>>67693596
Honestly looking forward to the O's series next week. Been wondering about you guys.
The fact that you lads and the Whos are aiming for the ALComedy Central is pretty nice for the Post.
How do we stop him?
>>67693576
https://vine.co/v/eOxpIeAXulO
Miss him. Seems in his last 4 or so starts his ERA is coming down slowly and at least he's been doing what he does: delivering solid innings pitched to conserve the pen.
>>67693688
As it should be.
What a crazy collapse for the whos though. Did anyone see this coming?
>>67693732
The fans
>the los angeles Doyers
>>67693724
put him on a shitty team
>>67693732
On paper it doesn't make any sense. Plus they're losing to teams that they should beat. This is really weird.
>>67693659
Well as long as we haven't used up our offense against the Reds then it should be a good series. Not sure who is pitching but off the top of my head it might be Bauer, Tomlin and Salazar.
>>67693690
Me too. For some reason the O's series last year was one of the most memorable for me
>>67693778
Indians had been doing that too until this series. Almost half of the Twins wins have come vs us.
Broors walk off the Cubs
Check em
>>67693732
No
Sox should be winning the division handily
Any team with Chris Sale shouldn't suck
>>67693810
>we don't get Kluber
I guess thats good
Also, please no 19 inning games
>>67693822
don't make us trade rape you again, dwarf
>>67693859
Why don't you worry about staying in first, gnome?
>>67693810
>Me too. For some reason the O's series last year was one of the most memorable for me
I try not to remember that series in Baltimore.
>Tito screaming FUCK YOU.webm
It's Kluber, Bauer, Salazar for Boston.
>>67693844
Sorry, though then again Kluber doesn't get run support...
>>67693844
woops looks like I was wrong. The pitchers will be Kluber, Bauer, Salazar. Salazar easily the best of the 3 though
>>67693915
Oh well fuck
>>67693829
>any team with chris sale shouldn't suck
2012-2015 must've flown right by you
>>67693897
>7 game lead at the moment
I think we're good, half gamers
>>67693930
>>67693915
>3 best Indians pitchers against 3 worst Red Sox """"""pitchers"""""""
Well I just hope we don't get swept
>>67693778
>On paper it doesn't make any sense.
On paper we won the division in 2011. Go look at how that turned out.
>>67693810
Really? Even with that doubleheader shutout?
Or you mean the last time we played in CLE?
reminder after the jays lose the series to the twins they will unironically be having a fire sale
the meme prophecies will finally come true
>>67693954
>best
>Bauer
I'd much rather have Carrasco healthy. And still worried about our offense even after feasting on Reds pitching.
>>67693954
You're lucky Carrasco is still out. Once he and Brantley are back healthy we should really get going. Being 20-17 without both of them is really quite something
>>67693990
The DH series in Baltimore.
>>67694010
smoak and saunders will net us some decent prospects along with edwin and bautista
we can then use those prospects and package them with martin and tulo to trick another team into taking taking them off our hands
>>67694022
Bauer has been great since he came in from the pen when Carrasco got hurt. Though Tomlin is probably overachieving, the whole rotation of Kluber, Carrasco, Salazar, Bauer and Tomlin is way above average. Clevinger I believe can fill in nicely for another 2 or so weeks until Carrasco is back
>>67694053
>smoak and saunders will net us some decent prospects
>>67693954
also I remember the last series of last year in Boston Kluber gave up like 4 home runs. JBJ had one too. Hope he's better than that this time around
>>67694043
Damn, really? Figure a DH shutout would be first on the list of "to mental block"
Those were some fun games, and Francona reemed the umps that the last respectable moment.
I always like O's-Tribe series. Comfy threads.
>>67694093
some team out there will need that last bit to push for the postseason smoak will hit 20+ dingers this year and has a .400+ OBP, saunders bat is great even if hes a shit baserunner and defender
>>67694109
We did that a lot last year. Fernandez, Sale, etc. We shat on team's #1 "aces" and then got shutdown by their #2-5. Pretty funny stuff.
Ironic given the 5 aces meme.
>>67694135
No team will trade a prospect that is worth a damn for their mediocre asses. You might get some PTBNL and cash considerations or younger mediocre players for them but that's it.
>>67694112
Yeah it was tough. I've kinda liked the O's since I would pick them in Sammy Sosa High Heat Baseball back in the day since I liked logo
>>67693949
You gonna lose to the Sewers you fagbutt
>>67693732
pretty much everyone, yeah
>>67694181
Any warm body in the minors thats somewhat young and can project as a passable reliever would be huge for us
>CUSB
>Clevinger was puking before making his debut and headed to the wrong bullpen to warm up.
lol he pitched pretty well for being that nervous
>at brewers
>it's 95% cubs fans
Damn.
Broors gonna RISP
>>67694043
Only thing memorable about that series was Tito's blowup and a 30 year old Japanese career minor leaguer having to make his MLB debut.
>>67694053
>Shapiro's post-Colon trade record
I'm so sorry, Jaysbro.
>>67694087
Yeah, I'm just ripping on Bauer a little but he's been pretty good. The whole rotation is great if we find a way to score 4 or more runs, which I think we're like 17-3 in those games now.
>>67694239
Probably not sleeping much either with the newborn babby.
>bases loaded
>0 outs
>RISP
>broors
>broors swinging at ball 4
gonna blow it.
>>67694339
>Bruce Chen
damn they btfo him so hard he retired after that
>>67694339
Fuckkk I forgot that jap was your starter.
Poor dude.
>Jon Morosi @jonmorosi 32m32 minutes ago
>#BlueJays have lost 5 in a row. If #Yankees win tonight -- and they are ahead now -- Toronto will be only 1/2 game out of last place.
>all those AWWW!s
holy shit milwaukee wtf
>Dodgers
>RISP
>>67694369
>Chen
That was earlier vs Texas but kek forgot about that
>>67694393
I was worried he was gonna commit sudoku on the mound.
Read his blog thru Google translate afterwards and seemed like he didn't take it too hard.
>>67694435
Oh that's right, Murata. That was his only career start
>>67694339
ross atkins is the current GM and he was AAs 2nd in command so he can identify talent at least and isnt as shit as shapiro
>>67692831
Bryce "I wish I was in New York" Harper
>Douchey name
>Dumb hair
>Hipster
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manchild
>Swag faggot
>Doesn't hustle
>Always gets injured
>Entitled Brat
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Most annoying guy in the room at any time
>Adored by beta morons
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take advice from the great Goose Gossage
>Liberal
>Supports Hillary
>Hated by teammates
>Hasn't got a ring
>Hasn't got a clue
>Attention whore
>Ultra-sensitive
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about making baseball fun again. Nobody cares
>Thinks his walkup song is cool. It isn't
>Crybaby
>Runs into walls
>Bandwagons the most popular sports teams
>Embarrassed the NL in his first all star game
>Doesn't drink beer
>Calling him the best player in baseball represents a new level of cringe
>Probably posts on Reddit
>Pronounces "meme" as "maymay"
>Cried about Papelbon
>Cried about Matt Williams
>Cried about every playoff loss
>Punchable face
>Cares more about a clothing contract than his team
>Engraves emojis on baseball bats
>Curses at umpires
>Future Yankee
>Most laughable "star" in MLB history
the booers are actually not going to score here holy shit
>>67694406
Blame the cub bandwagoners. They're like cancer.
>the city of milwaukee
>>67694435
They probably get trained for events like that, especially for a social networked-in culture like Japan. Hell, prob get some kind of conditioning for when they face for Korean batter desu. As deep as that country hate goes, doesn't rear its head in the majors here.
Still, poor dude.
>bases loaded walk
LMOA
>>67694576
>bases loaded walk to the pitcher.
>>67694510
>hasn't got a ring
>hasn't got a clue
kek'd
>bryce "muh walls" harper
>yfw Cueto is elite
>>67694478
That's when I knew last season was over. Same game as the Tito blowup too.
>>67694484
Atkins came from us too but you're right. Shapiro is best when he has smart people making the baseball decisions and stays out of it.
>>67694574
Koji went to the same school and I remember him tweeting support before Toru's start, so makes sense.
Daily reminder beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans
>>67694708
>mfw the Giants have a 7 game winning streak
>mfw 1 run in 9 innings
>>67694710
I remember that tweet now, too. Prob the first thing posted in the thread.
Koji is such a bro. Only reason why I even into the Red Memes.
How does it feel to watch the Giants pull further and further ahead, Doyers?
As a Dodgers fan I want to ask the Giants how the Dodgers can be elite like them.
>>67694727
daily reminder that not only have the dodgers not seen the world series or a league pennant in 27 years, but they confuse beating a team of AA and AAA players with winning the NL pennant
>>67694760
I dunno
Lakers 16
Bay Area 16
Who else here roots for the team that REAL Californians root for?
>>67694774
Don't leave the bases loaded when you fill them with no outs
>>67694789
>Including Minnesota championships, but not including NY and Philly championships
>Having to bring basketball into a baseball thread
How does it feel to be objectively worse than the Roockies?
>>67694811
So that mean literally throwing out the entire team except Thompson and getting hitters?
>>67694814
They're tied with the Rockies after they lose this game still
>>67694825
I don't know mang, >we aren't really scoring runs either. We're just pitching great
How long can the Phillies keep up this meme?
Broors don't blow this ffs
>>67694880
What the fuck is taking this inning so long?
I'm not watching it
>>67694895
Muh match ups
Usual shit from Joe Maddon
>>67694880
they will
the game was over after they couldnt score with bases loaded and no outs
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR YEAR WE HAVE KERSHAW AND THE FUCKING JINTS AND THEIR FUCKING MEME CUETO ARE MEMING THEIR WAY TO MEME WINS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
there are too many madpepes in these threads now
it's not a funny meme anymore
>>67694941
we should all do some pilates to relax
>>67694941
it's like we've gone back in time desu
>broors
The Rangers will still win the division
>brewers
>RISP
No wonder teams like them are so irrelevant
>It only took 5 hours to win.
>>67694983
its only a matter of time before the meminers collapse
>angels
>>67694968
>>67694983
Angels
>>67695023
have 10 players on the disabled list
>>67694928
You can't win a world series with one pitcher. You need a team of hitters and a bullpen. The team has neither.
>>67694774
Just need to fix the bullpen right?
>>67695027
welcome to how Rangers senpaitachi felt in 2013 and 2014
>>67695042
Fans of teams other than the rags, blue jays, and reds all need to shut the fuck up about their bullpens, nobody but those 3 teams are allowed to complain
/mlb/ Post your face when the Phillies win the East.
>>67695034
>You can't win a world series with one pitcher.
Any babsel streaming action anywhere right now? Comfy background noise for subbing.
>>67695023
what about them?
>>67695061
So much salt.
You may only reply to this post if your team did not get BTFO today.
Not so fast, Rags, Doyers, and Mest.
>>67695053
There's some site that shows team DL stats of how many players have gone on it, for how long, and total time missed, and Rangers players have spent the most time on it since like 2000, and by a lot
>>67695042
No this team is fucking over. They have no pitching depth and their hitters are absolute shit. I hope seager and thompson get traded to the giants or the cardinals because they deserve to have a ring.
>>67695070
He has hitters backing him up
>>67695027
>>67695077
We had one terrible, horrible, god awful week after the team learned all the devastating injury news. Now that their heads are clear, they've won 5 of 6 and are getting back on track.
>>67695085
no it bothers me when teams whose bullpens dont have double digit losses and have positive WAR and win probability added overall complain about their bullpens when there are teams out there with literal garbage fires
>>67695089
The Dodgers were 30-42 in June 2013 before winning the West that year.
>>67691570
certified underrated post
>>67695112
Not going to happen again. The Giants are white hot and got everything clicking. The Dodgers from that 2013 season doesn't even exist.
Fuck the Giants are pulling it together now
>>67694760
mfw I called this literally one week ago and a jint fan told me I was wrong
>>67695102
Pretty dope, anon. Haven't seen that one before.
>>67695102
Greatest WS since 2001 desu
>>67695177
2002 and 2011 were better
so doyers are going to have to call up urias at some point this season right?
whats the super two cutoff date
>>67695228
What's going to suck is that he isn't ready yet and will be absolutely shit.
>>67695286
Can't be worse than what you have now right?
>>67695319
I honestly hope that all the dodgers are killed in a plane crash and are forced to be ejected from the season.
>>67695177
'no'
WELCOME BACK BABY TO THE DISCO FIRE
>>67695286
hes got a 1.2 era in triple A, hes not gonna gain anything dominating there for a season and he cant be worse than your current 3-5 guys
>>67695359
shut up
mfw bumgodner gets one 4 da bay
>>67695381
He needs to be slowly fazed in.
>>67695398
dont start doing that
/nba/ is already cancerous enough
>your facial expression when the angels meme their way to a worlds eries
>btfo by the anglels
>Maeda's arm is kill
>ROO is kill until further notice
>no Urias
>Zack Lee disappeared
>Stripling has a lot to learn
>Wood.. what can I say besides >Wood
>Kazmir is ... Kazmir
and that's just pitching
doyer bros, m'fraid we'll have to wait another year
>>67695428
Nope. There are not enough on this team to sustain itself. It's about 5 years until the Dodgers will reach the post season again IF they get players.
It was a fun like 2 weeks being on top of the AL. That's 2 more weeks on top of the AL than the last 3 years combined.
Now we'll see how much longer first place lasts.
>>67695161
>tfw that was me
It's still a long season though. Being 2.5 games ahead in May isn't "running away with the division", but we are looking breddy good right now. If Cain and Peavy are back on track we could win 95+ games easy
>Rockies are second in the NL west by .001 percent
>>67695396
YOUR PITCHING'S SHIT
IT'S REALLY SHIT
WHO WILL SAVE YOUR EARLY SEASON
HOPE TO GOD THE BULLPEN DOESN'T
BLOWWWW ITTT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7SZFwrI4Hw
>>67695492
wow douchebag
>>67695469
>>67695161
>>67694760
Remember the Giants were first in the NL West at 42-21 (0.666) in June 2014 before collapsing.
>>67695447
>>67695428
Why is Maeda pitching ahead of Kershaw in the rotation?
>>67695543
>What are injuries
>What are odd years
>>67695549
The meme he was doing better than him.
>7 game win streak
>only 2.5 games ahead
Anyway anyone else concerned that the starters are pitching so deep into the game in May. CS is great and all but save them for October. This bullpen also needs some work as well.
>>67695489
Well earned.
>>67695567
Resting your bullpen is important and beneficial too, but I see your point. It's not like the starters are going to make it to the 9th inning everytime anyways
Whos ready for:
>Peavy vs Arrieta
>Cain vs Lester
later this week.
>>67695507
Salt m8
If you're team can't into Eurobeat, why try?
![[Chyuu-Migoto] Danna ga Nani wo Itteiru ka Wakaranai Ken - 12 [720p][64541FC6].mkv_snapshot_02.48_[2015.06.09_00.08.08].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NUmuII1.jpg "[Chyuu-Migoto] Danna ga Nani wo Itteiru ka Wakaranai Ken - 12 [720p][64541FC6].mkv snapshot 02.48 [2015.06.09 00.08.08]")
>>67695594
Why should I give a shit about your eurobeat memes and your shitposting fampai
>TFW CUSB break the all time wins record
>TFW CUSB crash and burn in the NLCS
Tell me I'm wrong cubs fans?!
>>67695613
Just like the Warriors amirite? Oh wait.
Did you guys know Khris Davis has 9 home runs in the last 14 games?
>>67695620
>losing the 1st game at home
They'll get blast in both games at OKC cap this post.
>>67695628
hahaha
no i did not
thanks for sharing
>>67695567
The bullpen has been the biggest problem. I'm concerned about it too, but I also don't trust them to hold a one-run lead. Kontos coming back will hopefully bring some solidarity to the pen.
>>67695635
Letting go of Petit was a huge mistake.
>>67695609
Because....you aren't first in the AL?
If I know your FO, the got got crazy, spending all the money they got. No more women to love them now.
>>67695590
cain and peavy are gonna get probed
lmao
>>67695609
>: [Chyuu-Migoto] Danna ga N
Should I pick this up?
>>67695652
Yes, it's short and adorable.
>>67695642
Yeah, they don't have that solid long relief guy anymore. But he also had a rough year last year. How is he doing in Washington?
>>67695652
It's japanese propaganda for getting married and fucking to get kids in a short so ya buts like a year old by now
>>67695644
I don't get your posting but you're wrong I guess.
>>67695567
It's true what old timers say a lot of starters today are soft as fuck. If your starters for any team can go the whole game DO IT! Most Managers are just too chicken shit to let their guys pitch. The Giants have old school pitchers who have balls that aren't afraid to go long innings.
DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT
>>67695666
W-L ERA IP SO WHIP
1-0 1.71 21.0 17 0.90
RAGE, RAGE AGAINST THE DYING OF THE LIGHT
>>67695680
They're still on a pitch count. It's not like they're going to throw 150 pitches, which is good. They just make it into the 9th with a little over a hundred pitches and are able to finish the game
>>67695678
>Kids today can't even Space Boy
Fuckin millennials. It's like you haven't been in this time before.
>>67688280
Did you mean "exorbitant"?
>>67695678
>hibike euphonium
Is this worth picking up?
I heard theres lots of yuri relationships?
>>67695716
no its kyoanus
>>67695709
go away
>>67694877
I'd say another month at most. Still enjoying the ride while it lasts, though.
Gotta find something to keep my interest before the NFL starts and the Eagles go 6-10.
>>67695734
Kyoani saves anime.
>>67695734
You're embarrassing yourself in front of the Who's breh
>>67695734
>he didn't like K-on
has any 100 million+ free agent signing ever actually been worth it?
Anyone up for some more late night baseball trivia?
>>67695790
Sure
![[HorribleSubs] Nisekoi S2 - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WsaLkiS.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Nisekoi S2 - 01 [720p].mkv snapshot")
>>67695760
Who are you even supposed to be anyway
>>67695759
wrong
>>67695790
Shoot it homie
>>67695793
Chitoge best grill
>>67695790
Which teams have NEVER wore solid color shirts?
TRIVIA TRIVIA TRIVIA!
Who is the only player to be in the top ten all time walks and strike out leaders (hitters)
>>67695793
BRUH
I'm Jake Arrieta's old pilates instructor, obviously
>>67695782
Adrian Beltre? I think his was in the 90 million range though.
>>67695818
Jim Thome?
>>67695820
Oh cool. Don't speak to me anymore.
>>67695813
Hard to disagree.
>>67695818
Thome
>>67695842
Holy shit good job!
I was expecting a few guesses
>your turn
>>67695849
Chitoge a cute tho
>>67695851
>>67695842
Was that question really easy and i just thought i was cool for knowing it?
>>67695852
I remember watching this episode of baseball tonight that said he walked, struck out, or homered half of his plate appearances one season so I thought it would be a good guess
Anyway, give me a couple minutes on the question
>>67695754
They need some help with offense in the outfield and possibly 1st base to make the playoffs, otherwise their starters and bullpen will implode trying to win one run games when summer arrives.
>>67695872
I'm pretty sure everyone hopped onto baseball reference.
>>67695782
I forgot about Zack Greinke and the dodgers contract.
>>67695879
I like to believe that people dont do that. It makes the trivia more fun..
>>67695879
yankee fans are like roaches they live everywhere
TRIVIA TRIVIA TRIVIA
What year was the first World Series played?
(Bonus if you know the teams)
>>67695893
1903?
Tigers pirates
who /2B slugger/ here
>>67695872
See >>67695873
It was just a guess
>>67695879
I only do that after I complete give up, and even then I don't say the answer
>>67695885
Wasn't 100 million.
>>67695893
Three days ago
Toronto vs Texas Rangers
>>67695900
Yep, you got the year and the Pirates is one of the teams, The Pirates. The other team was the Boston Americans
Your turn
>>67695813
>Which teams have NEVER wore solid color shirts?
Please respond.
>>67695911
Oh yeah i knew it was fucking boston.. im a cubs fan so im well acquainted with the early seriess
One sec on Q
>>67695915
guessing mostly the same ones that dont have one now?
>>67695915
I don't know mate?
Diamondbacks?
Asked before but no winners:
Who was the first manager to win the world series in both leagues?
>>67695861
What did I tell you? Get away from me.
>>67695903
It was 147 million but he used his opt out
>>67695926
Connie Mack?
I have no idea
>>67695936
Nope
>>67695926
ummmm it wasnt based sparky
>>67695935
A bit of an odd scenario then because considering how he's doing so far this year it's possible if he played that contract out it could've been considered a wash.
>>67695948
Ding ding
Sparky anderson is corect
>>67695926
LaRussa?
>>67695954
o wow
larussa did it too right
>>67695948
Hook us up with a q
>>67695960
Nah but it isa good guess
>>67695964
Naturally
>>67695964
>doing something first
>twice
i dont think thats how these things work
>>67695977
You know what he meant.
>>67688605
YOOOOO no lie I fucked the chick on the right. If you can give me a name I can confirm
>>67695975
That time stamp pleases me right
More trivia please.
>>67695948
Ask a question now
>>67695950
Manny Ramirez and the red sox. 8 years 160 million. Although he was kind of a dick at the end but he still put up great numbers throughout that contract.
>>67695999
Oh shit trips!
Thats good for q responsibilityi think
no idea where anon is
>>67696001
Can't argue with that.
>>67695965
>>67695999
so hard to think of a good one. gnite
>>67695986
not that special breh
scherzer and zimmerman will probably be worth their contracts by the end
>>67696038
K, I'll ask one then I guess. Hol up yall
>>67696038
Well I'll ask one then.
Only once has a team had back to back managers manage their son. Name the team, the managers, and the sons.
>>67696051
I don't know, but I'll guess one was Felipe Alou as manager and Moises Alou as the player
No idea like I said
>>67695878
If we are still this good come July, we have some outfield help in Asche and Altherr coming off the DL, and Tommy Joseph seems promising so far at 1st, so our chances don't look too bad. Really wish Pete Mackanin would stop relying on the same 2 relievers though.
>>67696076
Well giving away who one of them is sort of narrows down who the other one could be doesn't it?
>>67696102
I don't remember his name :/
>>67696102
What I'm saying is I can neither confirm nor deny Moises and Felipe.
>>67696051
Im kond o confused by the question. Iwas gona say sandy alomar jr and st but then do you mean there was different coach?
>>67696137
Right so a team had a manager who at some point in his tenure managed his own son. Then when that manager left a new manager came in and in some point during that new manager's tenure he also managed his own son. Only happened once as far as I know. Does that make sense?
>>67696166
Yes. And i give up,
>>67696178
Okay. Well I can spoil it if no one gets an answer in the next ten minutes or so.
>>67696183
How bout a hint.
And then you gotta give us another Q if you do that
>>67696183
No ones going to get it, just answer in a few minutes
Who's still up and lives out of their teams state
>>67696191
True
>>67696188
It's recent. Within the last 20 years.
>>67696039
>Zimmerman
Maybe
>Scherzer
Lol no, 200 million 7 years, 105 million deferred until 2028. Considering they could have kept zimmerman for 120million and used some of that money to try to get Harper under contract this is quite possibly one of the dumbest contracts ever given out. The Nationals also needed help in the lineup and had an excess of starting pitching before the contract which makes it an even dumber singing.
>>67696191
Alright I'll answer it.
>Giants
>Felipe and Moises Alou
>Bruce and Brett Bochy
>>67696226
No chance m8
>>67696226
I thought you were saying it happened in consecutive years, but okay
I wouldn't have gotten it anyways
>>67696246
Sorry if I phrased it poorly.
Who was the last player in NL (08-09)
And last player in the AL (05-06)
To lead their leagues in RBIs back to back seasons
>>67696252
You didn't, I just interpreted it wrong. Don't mind me
>>67696258
Is AL A-Rod?
NL Prince Fielder?
>>67696258
Ryan Howard and Arod?
>>67696269
One is right
>>67696258
NL has got to be either Pujols or Howard. As for AL I don't know. Tejada?
>>67696275
I'm thinkining Arod was the correct one and i'ma re-guess for the NL choice being Ryan Braun?
>>67696277
Not tejada
>>67696282
Now neither are right
>>67696213
who cares about deferred money, it doesnt affect their salary and the owner takes the hit. Baseball contracts are either ridiculous bargains or overpays 99% of the time, by now everyone knows the last 2 years or so are 100% not going to be worth it but thats just how it is, someone will always be willing to beat your offer.
>>67696289
Okay so Ryan Howard for NL and David Ortiz for AL?
>>67696258
Ryan Howard and Manny Ramirez?
>>67696302
Ding ding ding!!!
Hook us up
>>67696306
No but remember that year when manny had like 160+ rbis
Kek i remeber when i was younger i used to fucking love him
>>67696323
Yeah, dude was a beast and a part of some of the best lineups ever with the Red Sox and Indians
ayyy. probably a shitty one but oh well.
Which team that has appeared in at least 10 world series has the worst winning percentage?
>>67696374
forgot to reply to this post >>6796308
>>67696374
Cubs? I dont think made ten though...
Alot in the 30's so maybe
>>67696392
>>67696374
I assume you mean percentage in world series in terms of winning the series or losing the series
>>67696392
Correct! They've appeared in exactly 10. Only won 2
>>67696402
I did mean that
:^)
>>67696404
Out of the starting pitchers who had 200 strike outs last season, only one averaged over 95mph on his fast ball, whi was it?
>>67696435
Fuck just kidding there were two. Just give me one
>>67696435
Clayton Kershaw?
>>67696434
Terry Francona?
>>67696449
Nope and nope
God damn I love baseball, so many silly stats
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hold_(baseball)
Didn't even know about this one
>>67696479
The other day len and jd made up a stat for a relief pitcher when the cubs were killing the starter early so they had to go to the bullpen and he ended pitching decent for next few innings.
They called it the turnakit cuz he stopped the bleeding
Greatest announcers ever
>>67696434
sigh... Ned Yost
>>67696502
Nice
Is there no one here. I was so proud of that pitcher question too
>>67696502
>turnakit
>>67696524
Yeah i looked it up after.. honestly never seen it spelled out
>>67696435
Gerrit Cole?
Matt harvey?
>>67696537
Gerrit cole is right!
The other is chris archer
>>67696502
>turnakit
I mean that's a great name to drop a mixtape under but for future reference it's spelled tourniquet.
>>67696539
The list of starting pitchers that throw really hard and pitch a lot of innings is very short. All of them seem to have frequent visits to Dr. James Andrews.
New where?
>>67696779
Make one
>>67696593
Because most of the guys who throw hard throw hard because of dangerous mechanics. See:Fernandez, Jose. Syndergard, Noah.
>>67697341
>>67697341
>>67697341
New New Thread Thread
>>67697341
>>67697341
>>67697341
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