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>>>67665209
Thunders@Warriors 9:00 P.M EST
hmmm
>>67670098
>forgetting the slashes
nigger what are you doing
>>67670116
>>67670110
sorry i forgot the slashes plz don't yell
>>67670098
nba not /nba/
MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we have an imposter
Does Derrick Rose still play the profession of basketball in the national basketball association?
>no slashes
Outrage
Were the laughing stock of spee generals
Who /GoesToRedditToShutDownLameArgumentsThenBragsAboutItHere/ here?
YOU FORGOT THE FUCKING SLASHES!!!! MY DAY IS RUINED ALREADY
>>67670135
I spam their modmail every day
>>67670135
>arguing against redditors
if you can't beat our thesis-writing german then gtfo
What does your team offer for Allen Crabbe?
>>67670135
stay there.
Who /StillPureAndNeverWentToRedditOtherThanToFindStreams/ here?
>>67670098
>3-4
forced memes
who /pureneverbeentoreddit/ here?
>>67670148
Defrozen money
>>67670141
>>67670132
>>67670128
I SAID I WAS SORRY JEEZ
>>67670142
kek what the fuck are you spamming them with?
the asspained reddit mod has been making duplicate threads for weeks now
>Oladipo is 24 and still gets a lot of hype
He's not going to be an allstar if he's this old already with little signs of improving.
I don't want to use this thread
How could anyone forget the slashes.
reminder that im the anon who was making them 40 posts early and will continue to do so tomorrow
youve been warned
>>67670142
Hmm that's pretty funny. Do you just keep making new accounts or what? You think they would IP ban you if you kept doing it after a long time?
>>67670179
how do i become skinny and tall like durant
DYIN LAUGHIN WITH KRILLIN SAIYAN SOMETHING BOUT BLONDE HAIR
>>67670176
Sweet dreams, child of chaos
>>67670190
work work work work work work
SO WHY IS THERE STILL NO SOUND WEBMS ON /SP/?
https://a.pomf.cat/cnnycy.webm
>>67670098
>no slashes on nba
>westbrook thread
gg bro! thanks to you the memes will win now and the thunder will circum to the based god curse
how the fuck do you forget the slashes? are you fucking new?
a merciful mods would just delete this thread and put it out it's misery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJb8yklJCkc
>>67670128
I enjoyed that series more than the Spurs series
Mavs kept trying bitch ass games to get under OKC's skin and it backfired.
>>67670190
PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA
>>67670228
BLACK X6
>>67670165
My John Wall x Sam Hinkie fan fiction stories, they play a good cop bad cop in current day New York by day, vigilante crime fighters at night
Currently I'm on the 4th chapter, I sent it to them paragraph by paragraph
>>67670182
I post from public wifi, switch every 3 weeks or so, tons in my area
>>67670237
PHANTOM
Wouldn't it be funny if Simmons and Ingram both busted and the Celtics wound up with the best player in the draft?
I think it would be funny.
Is Basedbrook still big in Cali?
>>67670242
Fucking KEK where can we read this?
Shit's rigged yo real talk
Which hypothetical team is better? I tried to make these realistic.
PG: Dennis Schroder (Sixers get from Hawks by trading Okafor)
SG: Kent Bazemore (Sixers sign)
SF: Ben Simmons
PF: Dario Saric
C: Joel Embiid (HEALTHY)
Main bench: Ish Smith, Covington, Nerlens
Or
PG: D'Angelo Russell
SG: DeMar DeRozan (Lakers sign)
SF: Brandon Ingram
PF: Bully
C: Al Horford (Lakers sign)
Main bench: Lou, Clarkson, Nance
>>67670135
Who /GoesToRedditForNewsAndThenPostsItHereFor(You)s/ here?
>>67670265
next probably month I'm having some dudes from /lit/ go over it for me and then ima compile it in a pastebin or something
>>67670259
Oh man I always forget that Westbrick played for UCLA, just like Kareem. I wonder if they ever talk.
>>67670277
Who /SaysOn4chanTheyOnlyGoToRedditForNewsButReallyTheyAreAnActiveParticipantInConversationOverThere/ here?
>>67670266
Normally I reject any talk of any professional sports being outright rigged, but the NBA makes me wonder. There's an awful lot of smoke and an awful lot of bullshit.
>>67670154
/StillPureANdNeverWentToRedditPeriod/ here
yall a bunch of fags
>>67670288
both he and love played at the same time.
>>67670287
Good luck completing it my autistic friend. May you find success with your fanfic. Cant wait to read it.
>>67670287
>>67670313
samefag
>>67670311
How did UCLA not win a fucking chip? Was their coach extra retarded?
>>67670318
buttmad reddit mod detected
>>67670337
Westbrook was too raw
>>67670337
Because neither of them had an actually good player to carry them like they do now.
>>67670339
how can the reddit mods be annoyed, they're getting a sneak peak of a masterpiece
>>67670337
Kansas was a lot more talented. A lot of their players from that team seemed to have gotten injured though so their NBA careers don't really display that.
>>67670287
I want to read this too I hope you deliver and this isn't a load of shit
>>67670355
Apparently one of them is since he keeps coming here and making duplicate threads with the title "UNDEFEATED EDITION" and a lelbron pic every single day
>>67670337
Billy Donovan was playing 4d chess etc etc
>>67670363
Yeah I know that, I just don't understand why, I'd pay for a WallxHinkie fic
>>67670256
As long as that player isn't dragan bender senpai
>>67670379
Well we are getting it soon for free. The reddit mods should be fucking THRILLED they are getting a sneak peak at it.
Will they meet in the finals?
>>67670303
Of course it's rigged, it's still nonetheless entertaining
If it was rigged and boring as shit, then complain
so if by some miracle okc sweeps the gsw, they should be considered as the greatest team of all time?
are you guys going bald? i got some great hair going on
>>67670469
No because the Cavs will sweep OKC in 5
>>67670469
No cause if they were the greatest they wouldn't get sweept by the Cavs in the finals
Take LeBron off the Cavs and you have a 10 win team.
>>67670479
hopefully
This was 4yrs ago
Let that sink in
>>67670504
Funny how neither of them are the stars of those teams anymore
>>67670504
If OKC didn't have useless retards like Dion Waiters and Roberson i would say they could beat the Cavs in 5
>>67670514
>If OKC didn't have useless retards like Dion Waiters and Roberson i would say they could beat the Cavs in 5
Have you watch any games this playoff? Or have you just been meming in Raptor threads?
>>67670504
why is durant such a disgusting lanklet
>>67670537
i think the tall and skinny look looks good
>>67670530
Waiters has been trash since the start of his career and Roberson had 1 good game. Roberson is just a defensive guy who can't shoot for shit. If OKC had someone like Carroll they would be favorites to win.
so what happens to the clippers? is it time to blowup?
>>67670549
>Waiters has been trash since the start of his career
Have you watched the playoffs in the current year? No one who has watched the Thunder so far would say this sort of shit. Waiters is playing extraordinary defense and is bodying Draymond and Curry.
>>67670549
>Waiters
>Trash
I know it must suck watching sub-par Canadian ball, but maybe you should watch a couple of games in the West before you pretend like you know shit.
>>67670549
>Waiters has been trash
yea no waiters has actually been playing really well
>>67670571
Yeah elbowing a guy in the face is sure extraordinary defence.
If OKC wins the title it will be marked with an asterisk due to the 2 games they stole from the spurs through refball
>>67670098
>le shitlanta hacks
>le a literal leaf
At least the based pistons put up a fight.
>>67670601
No one cares about the Spurs atm. They lost remember.
>>67670601
Spurs are the worst 60+win 2nd seed in history, buddy. Nothing could have saved them from getting out-coached by Donovan.
>>67670601
i just alerted the authorities beacuse your breathe and teeth offended me
>>67670627
The Raptors are the worst team to ever make it to the conference finals ever
>>67670601
ok so you didn't watch any of the games, just shut up and continue shitposting
>>67670641
I see you took offense to what I said but your teeth are offending me right now, Nigel. Stop denying the truth. Spurs are decaying and dying off slowly just like your teeth.
>/sp/ constantly complains about warriors bandwagoners
>thunder do better than expected and suddenly everyone is a thunder fan
it goes down dm (it go down) it go down in the dm
>>67670627
The Dallas "a idiot"s from a few years ago had the same win total and lost. I can't wait until the choklahoma shitty blunder beat the Warriors in 6 and the cavs in 6 to put an end to le 3 point chuck
>>67670671
>>67670703
What part of Oklahoma city are you from?
for old times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G65XX5bLL8M
if i'm arguing back and forth with a redditor and they finally say "I'm done with this" does it mean i win?
>>67670724
mfw britbong tries to use the insult that was used on him
>>67670831
nah it means you wasted the prime of your life arguing on reddit
I got hbo now. should have got it from the start
>>67670831
>arguing with a redditor
you took an L the instant you entered the site
>>67670549
>Carroll
Now I know this is bait. Lebron made Carroll his bitch tonight
>>67670288
>played for UCLA
as did the GSW gm
DEAD THREAD
>>67671151
canadians too ashamed to shitpost
who the fucc up
>>67671151
It's early burger time, and the brits that post here actually have work and education to attend
>>67671169
and you don't, Nigel?
>>67671192
last exam is tomorrow lad, then I can play ball and shitpost all summer
>>67671225
Then go to sleep or study
>>67671237
I'm taking a small break, you can't go hell for leather at this shit
And you go to bed first, it's late in Canada
Casey is playing 4D chess
Who can I expect the suns to draft at 4th and 13th? Should I be hyped for this team we had a ton of injuries
are cavs stoppable? i think they got this championship in the bag
>>67671389
They haven't even played a good team yet
Is he elite?
Yes tttt (to tell the truth)
>>67671399
desu only okc have beaten a good team
>>67671389
They haven't even played anyone good. The best team they have played is the Hawks. The Hawks...
Reminder that GSW were up 14 late in the 3rd quarter and still lost all while KD and Westbrook were having subpar games.
Warriors have to literally play a perfect game tomorrow if not they'll go down 0-2.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX0RdtTyw9U
Future Celtics great
All 3 broships got the first 3 picks lmao
1. 7kt
2. RBL
3. SPC
meme magic really exists
>>67671543
westbrook is going to the celtics?
>>67671569
We out here
Why do the Raptors suck so much ass?
Why are people suddenly cheering for the Cavs to win it all?
The Cavs have turned into a heavy 3 point shooting team as well so it would make no difference if either Cavs or GSW win it because the league will just copy and keep shooting 3s.
The team who can fix the NBA is actually the Thunder who don't shoot as many 3s and who play 2 bigs in their best lineup. Thunder is our only hope now.
>>67671852
People don't care about the league, they just hate Curry and I personally am enjoying the "da land" stuff LBJ has going on now
Would be cool to see a KD vs LBJ matchup in the finals again though
>>67671852
Uh, Cavs don't RELY on 3s to win. They barely shot any tonight and won by 30 (against a D-League team, granted). Cavs can take and make a ton of 3s when necessary but Lebron and Kyrie are 2 of the best slashing/inside players and Love can be good in the Post, too.
They're nothing like GSW in that they require 3s to win.
Doesnt matter Celtics got the 3 pick, resurgence is still on the rise. Fuck you fLakers cunts
>2 teams completely dominating everyone else
>hurr durr muh parity
Explain it to me burgers.
>>67670357
It's definitely real, I work on it during my anthropology lectures at school
>>67672029
It's not the same two teams forever like in La Liga. That's the parity.
soon
1. Philadelphia 76ers: Brandon Ingram
2. Los Angeles Lakers: Ben Simmons
3. Boston Celtics (via Nets): Jamal Murray
4. Phoenix Suns: Dragan Bender (and pray)
5. Minnesota Timberwolves: Henry Ellenson
6. New Orleans Pelicans: Buddy Hield
7. Denver Nuggets: Marquese Chriss
8. Sacramento Kings: Kris Dunn
9. Toronto Raptors (via Knicks): Jaylen Brown
10. Milwaukee Bucks: Jakob Poeltl
11. Orlando Magic: Deyonta Davis
12. Utah Jazz: Malachi Richardson
13. Phoenix Suns (via Wizards): Denzel Valentine
14. Chicago Bulls: Tyler Ulis
15. Denver Nuggets (via Rockets): Furkan Kormaz
>>67671977
i can smell your fear from here. fear that the lakers will draft the next KD. Your fear that the cletics will draft the next kwame. yes, the sweet smell of it....i will literally laugh myself to death..my tombstone will read...
>"died because he laughed at the celtics shit team soo hard"
>>67672429
>being a lakers fan
>>67672304
>Nuggets: Marquese Chriss
0% chance of happening, at that spot, they go for Jaylen Brown if that's who taken ahead of them
>>67672429
Good luck with that negro.
>Lakers drafting the next KD
My keks
Lakers will continue the shitstorm of the century while Celtics will return to form soon.
>Tfw Celtics draft the next superstar and Lakers go all in for a pick that will plummet like Sam Bowie.
>mfw the Thunder goes 2-0 tonight
>>67672304
>Jalen Bust
no playoffs for another 20 years
>>67671926
Yes but the main reason people don't want GSW to win is so the league doesn't continue to be a 3pt shooting contest and yet the Cavs are using the same tactic.
Thunder need to win so more teams could go back to using bigs in their lineups
>>67672520
>tfw westgoat gets a quad-double
>>67672562
>and yet the Cavs are using the same tactic
They didn't need to last night.
>tfw warriors lose to the Thunder
>tfw Spurs trade Patty Mills+Martin for Klay
Good trade or nah?
Towon't-o aren't very good at basketball
>>67672581
did you even watch the game? it's not that they didn't "need" to, it's that Toronto was all over the perimeter
the problem with this is that they got a bunch of easy baskets at the paint because the Raptors were all focused on defending the 3pt shot
>>67672606
The Cavs are that stacked.
>>67672606
And? That just proves they don't need to rely on the 3pt shot like the Anon I originally quoted was insinuating.
>>67670267
I think you got the draft backwards. 6ers go for Ingram and LAL goes for Simmons
also, Lakers
>>67670267
Uh.. I'd say Lakers but it probably ends up going down to who is the bigger bust of Simmons and Ingram
>mfw Lakers kept their pick after /nba/ said they would lose it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
>>67670479
sweep in 5? did the Finals turn into a 9 game series while I wasn't paying attention?
>>67672622
Bitch fuck you. Cavs are a meme shooting team. End of story
>>67672495
yes, add another player who can't shoot to pair with Mudiay
>>67672659
I'm not saying if it's a good decision, I'm saying what Nugs fans think the FO will go for, as I imagine only Nugs fans care about what Nugs fans think.
And Mudiay's shooting problems are overblown - after a horrible start, post ASB, he was shooting 3s at a reasonable rate, and showed to be at his best in the clutch.
What ever happened to Lebrons jumper?
>>67672501
Nah man the Celtics probably scam ANOTHER team when they trade #3 pick away for either a star or for another team's entire future.
>lakers
>you
>>67672584
no fuck off
>>67670436
Love is a very attractive man.
>>67672682
>yfw Celtics trade their #3 pick to the Pelicans and Birds trophies from the 80s for Davis
>>67672656
Since when, fampai?
>>67672737
Scared? Hahaha Warriors are so nervous that they really are gunna end up a one hit wonder while having the biggest choke in NBA history
>73 wins
>don't make the Finals
Lmao
>>67672749
Since the playoffs started
>record for most 3pts made in a singlthe game
Sounds like a meme shooting team to me. Also helps they haven't played anyone good defensively
>Cavs aren't a meme shooting team
>>67672773
>he didn't watch last night's game
Can't blame you too much, though. It was a snorefest.
that pussy look just like a cut a soakin cut lil nigga
Is Byron Scott elite at tanking?
>>67672951
Yes, his outdated basketball tactics and hilarious rotations are amazing for losing games
>>67670130
who is this player? A rookie? Looks like he could be an MVP someday...
Knees look like glass though
We need to trade Bradley and #16 for Okafor and then draft Kris Dunn.
>>67673094
>trading your best defender
Nigga...
conley/parker/mills
Leonard/hield/Simmons
Durant/Anderson
Aldridge/horford
whiteside/marjanovic/p gasol
>mfw
>>67673165
This should've been what happened, but sadly, the lottery is rigged.
has /nba/ ever been right? ever? ever ever?
GUYS GUYS, /Bucks/
What would be the greater feat?
73 win(never done) with shaky playoff wins (so 5+5+7+6) or
Cavs going 16-0 (playing 3 East teams to get there) with a decent 55+ win season?
>>67673240
Cavs would be greater because it would mean a GS choke and one for da land
>>67673240
Lebeta winning one for da land, because it's fucking Cleveland
>People think this Dragan Bender guy is actually a #3 pick
If Danny takes this scrub then he should be fired.
>>67673240
16-0 is more impressive, magnified by the "da land" factor
>>67673240
>55+ win
>decent
top fucking 2-4
>>67673240
>playing 3 East teams to get there
it almost feels like /nba/ actually believes it's own bullshit, but i know it's just really bad memes
>>67673268
>Taking the next Jimmer
>>67673268
Just trade the pick, this class is ass
>>67673352
But the next class looks worse. No one out there is close to the next lebron or kobe so it doesn't matter.
The raptors are going to win in 7
>>67673462
Cavs in 4
>>67670242
> John Wall x Sam Hinkie
I need to read this.
Cavs are so obviously going to win this year
>>67673618
They've yet to face an actual opponent in the playoffs.
You're like some idiot that watches a guy shoot fish in a barrel, get impressed by his accuracy, and think he can shoot a falcon with a peashooter.
>>67673694
Up until now they've faced equal teams to the Warriors.
Qbp all morning
Every morning
>>67673723
remember to work out today gowiz you fat fuck
Who da land here?
>>67673165
>>67673206
>the greatest victory for the lelakers in years was keeping their pick safe from RNGJesus
>>67673798
>RNGJesus
The lottery is rigged.
>>67673094
I think we should trade sully, he is too fat and injury prone
>>67673094
Sixers would want #3 in return for any Okafor deal.
>>67673206
They are right about the lakers never being good again
>>67673723
pqbp checking in
Getting shitty ass pussy this weekend go me
>>67673206
Lakers fans ever been right?
>we'll get Melo
>we'll get LMA
>Randle is the next Kareem
>Russell is the next Kobe
>LA is a desired free agent destination
>We will be an 6-8th seed this year
>>67673906
>LA is a desired free agent destination
This one is true.
Just not the Lakers.
If the cavs sweep every series with several 30 point blowouts including in the finals, will they be in contention for best team of all time?
>>67673787
Oh yeah gonna ball and get sum cardio in and I'm lifting for the first time since high school today Lel
>>67673884
>not fucking your chubby gf
Smh senpai
Raptors have no shot do they. It would be funny to see lebron dominate the east and just get shut down in the finals lol
>Be a cavs fan
>Don't even care anymore because even if they win it all, you'll just hear about how weak the East is
>>67673961
You'll also hear about the warriors 73 wins being pointless
>>67673961
>i we beat the thunder all we'll hear about is how tired the thunder were from beating the spurs and warriors
>if we beat the warriors it will be all about curry's knee (even though we fucking took them to 6 games last year without half our roster)
>>67673844
You're delusional. Nobody is giving them a top 3 pick for Okafor.
>>67673994
>>67673961
>Cavs bandwagoners
I want you all to die. /sp/ has been insufferable with its constant bandwagoning, from Cleveland to Miami and now Cleveland again, plus the Warriors "fans" who suddenly started showing up last year.
>>67673994
>we
>we'll
>we
>we
>>67674013
I'm from fucking Cleveland
>>67674013
>hating in da lan
That's in poor taste famiglia
>>67674033
Bullshit, no one admits that
>>67674013
I've been a cavs fan since the Heat lost the 2014 finals you faggot
>>67674050
I'm even a Browns fan.
My life is pain and suffering
I dont even like the Cavs or LrBron but them dudes are playing legendary ball right now.
No one can stop that offense and especially not Warriors shitty playoffs defense.
>yfw the Thunder go up 2-0 tonight on the road
Who is actually superstar level material in this draft class? Simmons and Ingram seem really overrated.
Who 10-72 HERE?
>>67674073
No one.
Wait for Thon Maker
>>67674073
If Simmons doesn't become a superstar, I just may kill myself. Fucking apehoop.
>>67674055
nice try, Anon.
Who warriors fan since 2015 here?
>>67674087
>Thon Maker
He's either going to be hilarious shit or the GOAT, I'm actually pretty hype for him desu
All NBA first underachieving superstar team
Steve Francis
Allen Iverson
Tracy McGrady
Chris Webber
Greg Oden
How many championships does this team win?
>>67674066
>warriors fans tonight
>>67674163
I can't even fucking imagine.
>>67674177
>underachieving
>Greg Oden
nigga never even got a chance. His body blew up on him.
>>67674177
How many timeouts do they get?
>>67674178
>warriors fans tonight
>pic related is not a good
??
>>67674201
gook*
Thunder in 6
>>67674201
I assume hes a sillicon Valley CEO that overpaid for his seats by 10k and doesn't really give a shit about the Warriors. Also leaves games early.
>>67674073
Buddy Hield lowkey gonna be the next Westbrook/Kobe
He's a great driver and slasher, has a better three point accuracy and true shooting percentage than Curry did in college, has the perfect height and build of a SG in the small ball era. His work ethic is crazy and has a chip on his shoulder coming from poverty in the Bahamas, he's had great direction and development in OU and their great coaching staff, and is already proven leadership skills leading the team to the final four.
Go Thunder
>>67674177
This team would still lose to the 2001 Lakers
>>67674190
People were hyping him as the next Shaw, not his fault he got injured. It's just bad luck.
>>67674177
Spotted the millennial second year warriors fan. Iverson, Webber and McGrady are all locks to be hall of famers. Iverson and McGrady both led the league in scoring multiple times. What the fuck do you morons think underachieving means?
>>67674290
>What the fuck do you morons think underachieving means?
Uh, rings? That's the only thing that matters.
>>67674290
MOMMA GOT NO RINGS
>>67674321
NO GOOD CLIPPERS
>>67674307
>>67674331
>>67674321
Oops. Sorry guys, I forgot the average age of this board was 15. My own fault for entering a general. Carry on.
>>67674177
>Allen Iverson
>Tracy McGrady
Both HoFers. Not sure about Webber. Only Oden was a massive disappointment.
>>67674361
The same reason you can bring up stockton, malone, barkley or even fucking reggie miller they were great but no rings so eh
>>67670266
If you are going to rig it, why tell Mutombo?
I think Ingram is a little bit overhyped. Was not a good defender at all @ Duke.
>>67674375
Good thing it's underachieving and not disappointment.
Everyone thought AI, McGrady, and Webber would win a championship. Steve Francis and Oden were supposed to be the next big thing too but off court problems and injury stopped them.
>>67674452
Championships are a shitty way to measure talent and greatness. A ring requires a great team. Has nothing to do with the individual.
>>67674428
BUT MUH NEXT KD
>>67674290
Not the anon but they probably meant underachieved with how they were touted. Iverson and T-Mac were destined to be as good (or even better than) Kobe in every way but either failed due to injuries/being on shit teams. Didn't matter, they were amazing players and are a lock for HoF
Webber played amazing with the teams he was on and made a WCF in a strong West.
Underachievers are Penny Hardaway, Stephon Marbury, Gilbert Arenas, and Baron Davis.
