OFFICIAL 2016 NBA Draft Lottery Gamethread #1
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First for &^ers
Second for celtics
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>>67661267
i changed my mind, i hope the lakers keep their pick and my mom doesn't lose her purse
Fourth for &^ers(vis Los Angeles Lakers
>>67661267
dubs decree 1 and 4 for 76ers
JAMAL MURRAY IS COMING HOME!!!
>>67661267
RAPTORSWINLOL
What time does it start?
Reminder the raptors get either the knicks or nuggets pick, which ever is lower
I can't say who I am but I work with one of the 12 reporters who are watching the lottery process
Once my guy comes out, I'll leak the results
48 bings
>>67661426
47 bings
AND YOUR NUMBER ONE PICK OF THE NBA DRAFT IS...
>>67661461
>>67661455
American time, please
>>67661469
She wants the J
is anjali here
>>67661505
bings = minutes
bongs = hours
>>67661505
8pm eastern
>>67661504
YOU JUST KNOW
dat folded corner
https://youtu.be/bX1kMlG8c7Y
1-4=Lakers #1
5-7=Sixers
8-0=Celtics
>>67661548
>bbc vs lwc
hmmm i wonder who mallory chose
>tfw the guy the Suns want to draft is a 5th or 6th pick so I don't even give a shit if they get a top 3 pick or not
Spoiler: The lottery itself was already completed, Sixers confirmed for #1 pick
Sixers got 1, Lakers stayed at two, Suns got three
Isiah Thomas threw his cereal against the wall
>Celtics get #1 pick
>>67661593
>mutumbos tweet meant anything
>>67661598
*isaiah
>>67661601
white trash...would not fuck
>>67661593
Why are people making this a big deal? He saved it as draft tweet to post it when they won it and accidentally posted it
post yfw the nest don't have a pick because of a trade for kevin garnett's corpse
>>67661607
>he doesn't know how it works
the real lottery happens in a back room way before they go on TV with the envelopes
>>67661621
fuck you slav
Do they go 1-14, or 14-1?
>>67661628
>tfw nets traded the equivalent of the rg3 trade for an almost ded Paul Pierce, an already dead Kevin garnett and Ray Allen to leave and make one of the biggest shots in recent nba history
>>67661624
he was saving it for when it gets shown on TV, bc he knows they already won, but posted it accidentally
>>67661660
14-1
>>67661630
They don't do envelopes
They do balls with one representative per team in the room as they pull then out
>>67661690
I didn't say the real lottery involved envelopes, just the reveal they put on TV. lrn2read
And that means the Bulls have won the number one pick in the 2016 NBA Draft
>post yfw
>>67661602
No Way. Celtics ALWAYS lose the Pingpong bowl.
When is the actual draft
>>67661745
tomorrow
Pretty much guaranteed the Sixers are rigged to win this thing imo
They've lost the last few in a row and the league had to beg the Colangelos to take over the dumpster fire in exchange for something...
>>67661745
happening right now but they do it behind closed doors and then present it at 8
Stream:
https://streamup.com/zback
>>67661745
5pm PT
Feel for what team takes that shitty dragan bender guy lmao
>yfw the &^ers draft another center
>falling for a 7'0 international meme
>>67661665
What a slutty slut whore
>>67661759
>Colangelos
>Good
wew lad
How will LeBron James focus on surviving the peaking Raptors when the future of Ben Simmons is in doubt?
The storylines are palpable
>>67661665
How many Kings players do you think she's fucked
>>67661795
doesn't matter if they're good, they're NBA insiders
>>67661759
not to mention the ad patch
>mfw Lakers in the draft and Raptors cuck the Cavs
R
B
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>>67661267
>Draft Lottery
i dont think this semen slurping sport is for me guys..
>tfw sage Steele has a small wikifeet page
>tfw the 76ers get the 1st and 4th pick
Ladies and gentlemen, your 2016-17 Philadelphia 76ers brought to you by StubHub
PG: Simmons
SG: Bender
SF: Noel
PF: Okafor
C: Embiid
>>67661805
>she had her dad pay for her to record shit album with Tyga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSWwiVkMYNM
whole lot of bbc up in there, son
>>67661834
Still struggle to win 10 games
Very weak draft class to be honest family.
>>67661805
all of them
>>67661834
>play 2-3 zone
>block all the threes with their length
mite b cool
Hinkie died so the sixers could have this chance to build a dynasty. They could have 4 first round picks,2 in the top 4, any free agent they over pay for on top of Embiid(he looks like he can play) and fucking Saric on the team next year. And that doesn't even take into account the fact that they could trade players they already have and combine them with draft picks to get a good player.
I am hype.
>>67661834
I honestly don't care where the Sixers end up in the top three if they get the fourth as well
The Laker butthurt will be satisfying enough
>plebs don't think the philly stubhubs are gonna lock down the top pick
>>67661865
it always feels like 95% of players picked outside the top 3 will never do anything in their career
Ben Simmons is Michael Beasley 2.0
prove me wrong
>>67661874
7kt died for our sins
>>67661871
>girls who work out and don't have a little belly
gross
>>67661892
embiid is looking JUICED senpai
it's gonna be good this year
>>67661874
>>67661892
>Hinkie died a faggot
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i piss on his grave
What did he mean by this?
>>67661901
too bad his foot is still fucking shit
INGRAM TO BOSTON
I CAN FEEL IT BROS
HES COMING HOME
>>67661892
holy shit
>>67661905
Kek
>>67661912
just being a down to earth guy
>>67661877
Getting a top 2 pick is absolutely essential.
So the Lakers only get a pick if it's top 3???
>>67661912
>when the edibles finally hit you
>>67661950
yep
any lower and riots in LA tonight
>>67661912
By "it" he meant getting an extra chromosome?
Silver is a shit commissioner who is still be carried by the Donald sterling ban
He's done nothing but hurt the league ever since
whats the over/under on LA rigging the lottery?
>>67661962
3rd pick would be a huge disappointment . Top 2 or bust
>mfw Lakers win the powerball
>>67661912
No homo, but Booker is sexy af.
Bros it's been proven magic mushrooms help depression now
Where do I find some
>>67661931
this. we need simmons/ingram
>>67662002
Cow shit early morning
>>67661961
>>67661999
so that's what OCD's gf looks like?
>>67662025
>>67662025
what's this vid?
>>67662022
>>67662002
And the Cows can't be fed salted industry food. It kills the spores.
Cows that just est grass all day are your best bet. Go mushroom picking as the sun peeks over the horizon. They die during the day.
>eating cow shit
lmao /nba/ has dropped to a new low
>>67662069
>not eating cowshit
>>67662081
bruh....
>>67662069
This is literally how white people get their powers.
>tfw they already know
>>67662115
I know the Lakers have been irrelevant for half a decade
Anyone got some Sixers pepes/wojacks? Need to save some on my new computer.
Trust The Process
>>67661333
Seeing as how I'm the one who originally said I want the Lakers to lose their pick, my comment still stands.
Maybe my mom should take better care of her stuff
>>67662139
>mfw it's guaranteed that they won't win another championship in the next year
>tfw 10 years without the Lakers winning it all
Lmao all its good in the world
>>67662115
Yea they don't actually do the lottery on the show they just read the results don't they?
>>67662195
...But they last won a Championship 6 years ago
![12960042_123539614712267_1969263276_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6pgi5uu.jpg "12960042 123539614712267 1969263276 n[1]")
>>67661621
>>67661639
>>67661665
qt dogs
>>67662195
>>67662139
>lelakers have been reduced to making posts about stealing your stars for years
>>67662224
Rigged championships don't count
>>67662081
Looks like chocolate + some peanut butter
>>67662251
You should try some.
Who W/a/rriors here?
Here we go
>>67662224
>Lakers didn't win a championship from 1988-2000
>12 year gap
>Lakers did not win a championship for 12 years but their excellence is so great it still causes so much butthurt
get fucked.
R A P S
>>67662283
You mean who da land?
>>67662283
>weeb
>bandwagoner
lel
You're welcome for your chances at 2 picks in the top 5 philly
>>67662248
So then they last won a Championship 9 years ago. And if that one doesn't count then it's already been over 10 years without a Championship.
Are you just fucking retarded?
Balls don't lie!
Lets get this shit going
>yfw the Celtics get the top pick and another one in the top 10
What the actual fuck
Just draw balls with the teams on them. Holy shit.
141TH FOR LAKERS DROPPING OUT OF THE TOP 3 AND LOSING THEIR PICK
>>67662318
>want to relish in warriors fans salt yesterday
>go to golden state of mind
>there's some brony in the comments that does nothing but spam mlp gifs
>they're all rec'd
Is Misa still around?
>yfw lakers get the 1st pick
who are we supporting bros
what #1 pick has the most meme potential?
>>67662290
>sorry that page doesn't exist!
>Doris Burke will never pull out your balls
So if the draft is done in closed doors why all the representatives and show?
who /don't give a fuck where they pick since their team is already young and based/ here?
612 niggas show yourselves
Are they.. gay?
>>67662361
that would give everyone the same chance
Seriously, just broadcast the actual ping pong ball drawing. You still have PwC on hand to "ensure fairness". The state lottery does it everyday, I'm sure the NBA can broadcast this shit for 1 hour.
>yfw the lelakers aren't in the top 3 and lose their pick after tanking on purpose all season
>no phone for an hour
First world problems
>watching cuckhoop
Where will my good m8 Ben Simmons go lads?
>dem mavs and kings logos
>tfw the bulls get the #1 pick
>>67662359
I'm feeling good about tonight
>>67662389
>Doris Burke will never pull out her balls
Fixt
>>67662391
To give the illusion it's not rigged
It's 804 why haven't they fuckin started
phil jackson better be back from his fucking vacation and getting at least two picks for what he has done this season
>triangle
>rambis
get the fuck outta here
>>67662391
Too boring for TV
>>67662385
Celtics, easily
>>67662385
Leltics for maximum cucking of the Nest and the teams that tanked.
>>67662160
a-anyone? I can't be the only sixers fan here, r-right?
So has the lottery already happened? This process is so convoluted.
>>67662385
76ers, because then we know this shit is rigged
LAKERS #1
BULLS #2
RAPTORS BEAT THE CAVS
>>67662397
If you had different amount of balls for the different teams it would give everyone the same chance?
I will do a backflip off my fucking house if the sixers get picks 1 and 4
>yfw da bulce win dal ottery
>>67662429
An hour ago
>>67662429
The real lottery was already done an hour ago.
>>67662318
>>67662368
tfw ABWs obsession never ends
>>67662432
>best chance of getting 1st pick
>rigged
Try harder
>drafting white men in the top ten
you're just asking for a bust
Mallory edens will be your gf in exchange for your team missing the playoffs for 10 straight years, do you accept?
>>67662429
It's gay. It should be done with all the balls in a huge thing and the drawing should be right there for everyone to see.
>the ping pong balls are being picked RIGHT NOW
This nigga sound retarded lmao
Those fucking teeth
>>67662428
im here, we end up with 4 and to cwangelos take bender
>>67662480
Horse teeth desu
>>67662428
Hey buddy, it's sam
>>67662479
Buddy Hield has really big top jaw.
>>67662447
Wait so what is this? Just a big fucking show when they already know the results? And they want us to believe this isn't fixed?
>>67662476
already have been picked
and if the lakers get #1 they would have two #1 picks in two major sports this year
>>67662457
>sixers
lol yea sure im good gimmie dat minnie pussy
yfw lottery has higher ratings than than the game
>>67662479
he will be making millions, fucking bitches and be physically fit while you shitpost on an indonesian carpet trading website
>>67662482
I hate that rat bastard Jerry
stream where?
>>67662446
wouldn't matter, that front office can't do shit with anything.
>>67662522
I've already made millions
>ywn live with the Hoopers and bully your little brother Kevin Love
>>67662525
Say the magic word
>all this waiting
>>67662437
then you would have to constantly remove balls
they do it using a master list of combinations. The top team gets 250 out of 1000 combos.
>Suns sending a retarded kid to the lottery because it worked for the Cavs
kek
Who else wants to see Simmons become a bust?
>>67662539
Trips
>>67662556
At worst he'll be another Odom/Beasley
>>67662505
Supposedly, yeah. Supposedly(key word) they use a lottery ball machine and draw the numbers in front of a bunch of witnesses and cameras and go "okay, the New York Police Brutalities get this pick and the Oakland Turd Burglars get that one" etc.
You and I both know this draft is rigged for the Lakers. Watch.
>unironically watching cuckhoop
>>67662447
>>67662450
source?
I forgot this was going on
xxxth for the Wolves becoming the new Cavs of lottery luck
>>67662556
Me
Light skins need to be stopped
>>67662566
so, a bust
>>67662579
Literally said on the broadcast
>>67662556
I don't want to see it, but I expect it to happen. He's basically LeBron James (all athleticism, no shooting) but he doesn't have LeBron's godly immunity to injury. One injury to Simmons and he's useless, like Derrick Rose.
Holy shit how long until they start giving us the results some of us aren't in the US and have to be up in the morning fucking hell
I present to you a brand new meme.
It's called Doris Westburke
>Mfw hinkie gets 2 for da phila
>no qts
BOOO
BOOOOOOO
>no Mallory
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WTF
who &^ers here
>the city of Stein
>yfw the NUGGETS get the 1st pick
>0.0% chance for Raptors
Did she say Timberwoods?
I would eat Heather Cocks' shit straight out of her anus.
>>67662600
soon
Why did some teams send players?
dat WCS
>Zach Leonidas
>the Minnesota Timberwoods
NEED A WEBM OF CAULEY-STEIN
>>67662610
Jason Kidd is almost as much of a qt desu
Jenna a qt
Is this the most atrocious and despicable thing in all of sports?
>rigged outcomes
>hour long special
>not even live
Holy fuck
A retard
based Caullie
BASED BOOKER
>>67662592
probaby lying then. Lottery happened way earlier
>>67662556
Simmons busts at lakers and my dick is diamonds
stop asking questions cunt
OH SHIT THIS IS THE HYPEST 30 MINUTES IN BASKETBALL
Why is Mitch here? Is he trying to create the best reaction image ever?
mfw feminists prolly complained to the NBA about women being "objectified" last couple of lotteries so the NBA only let teams send a coach, GM, or player
>>67661586
Wut guy
KAT is too fucking likable
what happened to all the qt daughter reps
So do all these people know the results already? I can't get my head around this shit.
>That Stalone accent
get the pick
Not surprised she's his friend desu
>Flip's wife gave Towns his wedding ring
;) ;) ;)
nobody fucking cares about his charm
>>67662640
what are you doing there?
Would you give Jenna a cheeky bum?
LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED
his ghost haunts these proceedings
there is literally 0 chance sixers get one of the top two picks
>>67662556
If he can't shoot the 3, he ain't on my team
>>67662603
>>67662663
NBA put a stop to it this year, thanks silver!
DID YOU SEE THE BLACK GUY LOOK AT ISIAH? BOSTON GOT THE TOP PICK CONFIRMED.
>>67662657
The Lakers have a proud heritage of reactions.
>>67662692
They already got the no1 an hour ago
>>67662664
No. They're drawn and put in envelopes.
LETS FUCKING GO
WE OUT HERE
Do you guys think this is actually "live"?
>>67662621
Yea lmao
>AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK
>probaby lying then. Lottery happened way earlier
Brett Brown said "multiple picks" and then corrected himself.
It's rigged.
Why are people saying this a two player draft. I'd take Buddy or that giant African tree at three and be laffin
Is there ANYONE who thinks the NBA draft isn't completely rigged?
>>67662623
me too desu
I'm worried laker bros. I a feeling they're going to lose the pick
>>67662556
he's gonna bust one in ur mum's ass m8
L E L THE CAMERA SHOWED THE PELICANS GOT THE 14TH PICK JUST BEFORE IT WENT TO COMMERCIALS
WHAT A FUCK UP
why is some random fucking accountant delivering the envelopes?
Who pg 13 here? Who false hopes?
>>67662681
trying to retard the lakers out of their pick
>>67662672
Seems like his destiny is to be with GS and be the 3rd splash brother
>>67662724
I'd say it's about 50/50.
>>67662692
>>67662695
he will be redeemed today
>>67662663
NBA put a stop to it along with pushing through the jersey advertisement reform. say hello to your jewish overlords!
>>67662721
I think it's pretty legit desu
>AND THE NUMBER ONE PICK GOES TO... LEICESTER CITY
>>67662733
Youre lying
>the lottery is totally rigged despite each team having a representative in the room when they draw the ball combinations out of the machine
>>67662613
We out here pham
Anyone have any pepe/wojack sixers to share?
post >yfw lelkers get number 1 spot
So Mitch already knows they lost the pick, right? Seemed obvious.
Celtics-Lakers will go 1-2, NBA needs to reignited the rivalry
>>67662721
Nobody had the balls to tell Jumpman
>yfw the Celtics get the number one pick and based Stevens begins his dynasty
Knisck fan here. Just here to greentext
>Kniskck
Lakers are obviously gonna get first pick.
>>67662747
chuckled.
>>67662724
Pico Rivera here. Beaners are in full on riot mode if the Lakers lose it.
>>67662724
Same, as long as Boston doesn't get top 2 tho I will survive this night
come on celtics bros, channel all your energy and give it to isaiah
>AND THE NUMBER ONE PICK GOES TO..... THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS
>yfw Kings get a top 3 pick
>>67662744
*TIP*
>>67662718
>>67662771
yes. they're bad actors.
HERE
WE
GO
>>67662773
DELETE THIS
>yfw the bucks win the lotto
Pacers fan here could care less with what the pacers get
HAHAHA GET FUCKED CHICAGO AND SUNS
>>67662800
kek
>chitcago
>shitcongo
>>67662736
He's from Ernst & Young they handle the audit to make sure its legit.
M U R R A Y
U
R
R
A
Y
Lottery is fucking retarded
Holy shit I thought they started with the #1 and when they said the Bulls I almost shat myself.
>14th pick
Hurray for another shit season next year
Please greentext chicago
>AND THE NUMBER ONE PICK GOES TO...THE NEW YORK YANKEES
FUCK!!
>This fucking music
>>67662824
>>67662825
>HIVEMIND
celtics are going to fucking do it
Is this goin chalk
RIGGED
Please post results not just reactions
>MINNESOTA
Wolves taking Hield
Pacers fan here lakers getting it
Holy shit fuckin celtics!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
NOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK THE LAKERS KEEP THE PICK
CELTICS #1 PICK
>Lakers keep pick
FUCK
>>67662853
WE DID IT LAKERSBROS!
>>67662853
76ERS #1
boring
LAKERS WON
YES LAKERS KEEP THEIR SHIT
Ok... not a huge loss.
BORING
lol Pelicans fucked
>Lelkers getting their pick in the top 3
rigged desu senpai
LES GO BOSTON
CELTICS GOT THIS HOLY FUCK
IF CELTICS KEK THE LAKERS...........
>>67662777
IT'S HAPPENING
>WHEN WE COME BACK
LAKERS YEEEAAA
Philly/LA/Boston
of fucking course
>going to commercial
>Nobody jumped
fucking boring as fuck. Fuck this league
0/10
BOOOOOO
rigged and boring
Nets fans on suicide watch
1. Lakers
2. Celtics
3. Philly
CELTICS PLS
COMMERCIAL BEFORE THE TOP 3???????????????
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
So nothing happened?
>>67662862
Are you the Britbro who adopted all of Minny's teams?
This isn't a bad result. As long as >we didn't drop, we were good to go
DROPPIN DIMES DROPPIN DIMES
fucking chalk
Leave Brandon Ingram to me
DID THEY JUST FUCKING GO TO COMMERCIAL JUST KILL ME ALREADY.
Whoever gets #3 is officially the loser of the lottery
1. Celtics
2. Sixers
3. Lakers
Fuck I wanted the fakers to lose their pick.
>>67662862
Holy shit my fucking heart bruh. So happy my Lakers keeping that pick. We better trade that shit away for Paul George then signed Durants and Derozan in the off season.
>Lakers fans celebrating like they're guaranteed Simmons or Ingram
You're getting the Dragan and you're gonna like it
>>67662907
Shut it goy
>Apehoop
BOSTON HAVE THE NUMBER ONE PICK BRANDON JENNINGS JUST CONFIRMED ON TWITTER AHAHAHAHAHAHAA
They should announce the 3rd then the 1st
>>67662891
ITS OURS
this is so fucking rigged
there is literally no reason to not show the balls come out of the machine
>>67662896
Can't believe how rigged this shit is top 3 chances are in the top 3
Moves this thread to /tv/ mods
>everything goes according to the probabilities
>RIGGED!!!!
>picking in the lotto
Reminder that Giannis and Kawaii were pick 15
LAKERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
PLEASE NOT NUMBER 3
>literally the 3 most historic teams
>top 3 picks
and they say this isnt rigged?
>>67662926
>Derozan
pls no
Congrats to the Celtics for the number one pick
BOSTON GOT #1
>>67662926
>this fucking delusion
>>67662932
Source?!
>>67662926
>he though Silver would actually let the Lakers pick outside the top 3
welcome newfriend
>yfw there's another commercial break between the 3rd pick and the 2nd pick
So wait
3 of the most iconic franchises in NBA history get the top 3 picks??
Holy fuck rigged
>yfw lelkers get cucked by Boston again
https://www.periscope.tv/w/agpP6zE1NjUxMTJ8MXpxSlZrZ3Biell4QuqA9RNQ9gkTUIaU1Yw9jazEb9SoVLaQwvVKWP0XUHh1
BILL SIMMONS IS STREAMING HIS REACTION
LAKERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
FUCK YOU 76ERS
Celtics bros ww@?
Last digit of my post will be the Lakers pick
FUCK LAKERs FUCK LAKERS FUCK LAKERs FUCK LAKERS FUCK LAKERs FUCK LAKERS
>>67662949
no one gives a shit about the sixers
>>67662949
they were the 3 worst teams
Is this draft class even any good
KOBE RETIREMENT GIFT INCOMING
>INCOMING
INCOMING
>INCOMING
LAKERS FANS RIGHT NOW
GET NUMBER 1
TRADE FOR PAUL GEORGE
>>67662936
That would take ages tho
>>67662926
You ain't getting pg
Pls giv lakers number 3
Go Celtics! Cmon
INGRAM TO BOSTON PLEASE
>>67662949
2 had the worst record. Don't know how Boston got so high
>>67662920
>it is the year 2025
>flexible screens are put on jerseys
>on the screens, commercials are playing the entire game
CELTICS GOT 3 AHAHAHAHAHA
>mfw #1
CELTICS
E
L
T
I
C
S
get in here
we simmons now
>>67662637
Wtf do they not pick balls like the lottery? How the fuck was this decided. Rigged as fuck.
>Isiah with the "i need help" look
>BAWWWWWWWSTON
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LAKERS WIN
>>67662972
M E M E
M A G I C
LAKERS #2
Why the hell am I watching this?
Simmons is on suicide watch
OH SHIT
HINKIE
DID IT
YALL GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
fuck!!!!!! &^ers!!!!!!!
Rigged.
Apehoop sucks tbqh
TRUST THE PROCESS
RIGGED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67662987
They have nets picks due to that retarded Paul Pierce Garnett trade for years
HE'S COMING HOME
COMING HOME
TELL THE WORLD HE'S COMING HOME
>>67662987
They have the Nets pick
>>67663008
Which one lol
BORING
>LELAKERS
76ers?! AGAIN! RIGED
>Chalk
TRUST THE PROCESS NIGGAS
>THE CITY OF BEN SIMMONS
AHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAH
RIGGED
MUTOMBOGATE
>tfw the first pick will be completely wasted on a nothing franchise
worst outcome.
>another top pick wasted to that wasteland
WE DID IT SENPAI
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
WE DID IT SENPAI
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
WE DID IT SENPAI
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
WE DID IT SENPAI
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
WE DID IT SENPAI
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
WE DID IT SENPAI
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
WE DID IT SENPAI
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
>>67663009
WE ARE ALL WITNESSES
WOW THE TEAM GOING THROUGH A FORCED GM CHANGE BY THE LEAGUE AND PUTTING ADS ON THEIR JERSEYS LUCKED INTO THE #1 PICK
WHAT
A
FUCKING
SHOCK
WE INGRAM NOW
THE
FUTURE
BEGINS
TONIGHT
LADS
>>67663005
I feel you, friend.
>>67662976
>celtics
>3 worst teams
not so fast casual
Should I be excited as a suns fan for the 4th and 13th pick?
what a waste of time
WE DID IT LAKER BROSSSSSSSSS AYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>67663005
fuck phil jackson, seriously
i hope he trades for at least one pick
TRUST THE PROCESS
EMBIID
SIMMONS
NOEL
OKAFOR
LITERAL DYNASTY
Rigged
based mutumbo
>Philly gets to blow another top pick
wew
will they pick real jah hours 2.0
>CELTICS
He knew
LETS FUCKING GO
THE PROCESS WAS PAYED OFF
RIGGED
RIGGED
RIGGED
RIGGED
RIGGED
>HINKIE PLANNED ALL OF THIS
s/o lakerbros to getting the other good player in the draft
Simmons confirmed bust calling it
>>67663024
the one getting drafted by the sixers
;)
lol I know this is rigged but it's still the funniest shit ever
>THE PROCESS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YESSS BRANDAN INGRAM!!!!!! YESSSS!!!! FUCK BEN SIMMONS!!!!
>>67663048
Yes.
Will Philly be a playoff team in 4 years?
RIGGED
MUTUMBO SAID SIXERS GOT THE PICK HOURS AGO
>>67663059
DELETE THIS
RIGGED
>no one jumped
RIGGED
>post yfw the 6ers and Lakers cucked the Celtics out of the only 2 worthwhile players in the draft
HAHA HINKIE DIED FOR THIS
Lakers are the big winners here. They got a top 2 pick and can just pick the other guy.
It followed record order exactly which is pretty weird
lakers should be thanking the NBA gods that they aren't stuck with the cancer that is Ben Simmons and getting Ingram
>>67663048
Take buddy and the African tree and u good for a decade
Is this the game thread? Fuck this autistic draft shit when's the game
>sam hinkie
good he didnt deserve to be around after finally winning the lottery after 4 years of trying
>>67663008
I am so happy. lol fucking the celtics
WE GOT MONEY YOU BROKE NIGGA
w-we cant lose
w-well just draft another role player and bomb out in the first round again
w-we cant lose
>no change in draft order
nice lottery u got there nbac ucks
>>67663048
That gets you yet another guard and someone on the front court. Best to trade Chandler and Brandon Knight if you can.
manlets btfo yet again
>>67663073
HINKIE
I
N
K
I
E
>Boston goes to the playoffs
>gets a top 3 draft pick
get fucked NBA
Do you guys watch cuckhoop and fantasize about them banging your gfs and shit?
Fucking faggots
>>67663073
DELETE THIS
TRUST THE PROCESS
>>67663073
OH FUCK IT'S HINKIE
HOLY FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONGRATS FOR THE HARD WORK BRO
>>67662972
H A X
A
X
How will Philly fuck up this pick lads?
>>67662972
wew
>tfw didnt tank hard enough
>>67663111
>Not the first post by this IP
>can't even get a team to the NCAA tournament
>is going to turn around the fucking Sixers
>>67663048
We needed a fucking forward so of course we dont get the two best forward prospects in the draft and have to settle for another fucking Euro trash player. Fuck the Suns. Piece of shit team as sson as D'Antoni left. Fuck Sarver. Fuck Babby. Fuck McDonahough or however you spell that jew rat name FUCK THE SUNS
>>67663110
blame the Nets
>>67663085
Feels soooo gooooooooood
FAKERS BTFO FAKERS BTFO FAKERS BTFO FAKERS BTFO FAKERS BTFO
>FAKERS BTFO FAKERS BTFO FAKERS BTFO FAKERS BTFO FAKERS BTFO
FAKERS BTFO FAKERS BTFO FAKERS BTFO FAKERS BTFO FAKERS BTFO
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>FAKERS BTFO FAKERS BTFO FAKERS BTFO FAKERS BTFO FAKERS BTFO
>>67663053
>small ball throughout the league
>6ers draft all big men
>>67662987
They took the Nets on a massive Ruse Cruise with a trade for a ded big three.
They own the Nets #1s for the next few years and the Nets are a tire fire.
>Fired Hinkie
>Now take credit for his tanking
HINKIE DID NOTHING WRONG
>draft lotteries
When the fuck will this meme end? Turrible system.
Dubs and Philly selects Ingram
I CAN FEEL IT
COMING
IN THE AIR TONIGHT
OOO LAWD
>>67663058
>posting a picture of championships when the Lakers have less and like a quarter of them are from Minnesota
>Lakers celebrating 1 higher draft slot when they don't know how to draft
>team full of busts that was one of the worst teams in history while the Celtics made the playoffs with lower picks
>>67663073
AYYYYY POST SOME OC MAN
>>67663110
They had Brooklyn's pick
And that begs the question, is there any team more fucked than the Brooklyn Nets?
>leltics
>>67663110
>top 3 pick
>with only two good players
Simmons and Ingram go to Philly and LA, who does Boston draft?
>>67663108
manly tears, we did it bros
/nba/ has literally never been right! EVER!!
REMINDER THAT THE 76ERS ARE ADAM SILVERS NEW PET PROJECT TO TURN THE TEAM BACK TO PROFITABLE (LIKE THE CAVS)
REMEMBER THIS POST WHEN WIN THE LOTTERY AGAIN NEXT YEAR
>>67663169
Dragon Benis
>>67663142
Lol lakers won u dip
>>67663169
No one because the pick is probably getting traded.
>>67663142
>BTFO
>top 2 pick to land Kevin Durrant Jr.
u havin a giggle m8?
>>67663169
Hield
>>67663134
Ben Simmons best team among top 3 would be Boston. Brad Stevens' offense with Simmons would keep the ball moving when Isaiah is off the floor.
JUST the process
getting to pick #1 should reduce your odds of getting it again for 3-5 years.
>>67663103
Their draft this year works out the same way literally every other professional sport in North America works. What are you trying to even say?
Bucks fan here. That was bullshit.
>>67663169
thon maker
>Bill Simmons trying to throw dirt so his son Ben could fall to third
BTW SELLING THE THIRD PICK GUYS, LAKER FAGS, DON'T YOU WANT BUDDY?
>>67663182
>Sixers win the lottery again next year and Lakers get the #2 again
>Sixers win it again the year after with the unprotected Lakers pick
Ben Simmons is pretty much guaranteed to be a bust if he goes to the 76'ers. I would say I feel bad for him but he's going to be a millionaire so I don't give a fuck.
>>67663202
I think he would've done better with Minny personally, but the Celtics would've been a great spot too.
>>67663226
>https://www.periscope.tv/BillSimmons/1zqJVkgpbzYxB
this is actually pretty sad at this point
>>67663155
You mad?
a playoff team just got the 3rd pick in the draft and has tons of cap room
how scared are you faggots?
>lakers couldnt tank kobes last season hard enough
>implying kobe wont be remembered as the biggest meme chucker the nba has seen
>>67663169
ingram to philly
>>67663096
yfw Hinkie is still shadow gm
>>67663073
OH MY FUCK
>>67663191
>No one because the pick is probably getting traded.
For who?
Simmons
DeRozan
Barnes
Noel
Embiid
>>67663206
Naw, Shaw and Penny was fun as fuck. the &^ers and the Cavs just have shit front offices.
>>67663221
They don't have the balls to reach that early, but he'll go top 10 for sure
>tfw Charlotte fan
>tfw didn't get Anthony Davis when we had the worst fucking record ever
You owe us, NBA.
PG: Simmons
SG: Saric
SF: Noel
PF: Embiid
C: Okafor
MANLETS BTFO
Lakers win the draft because whoever gets picked 1st whether Ben or Brandon lakers just pick the other nigga. If he's good they look like geniuses if not well he was the 2nd pick and not 1st.
>>67663291
hopefully my magic can get him
TRUST
>>67663275
>implying the league promised the sixers first pick if they got rid of hinkie because it was bad for business
NBA fans here are the most delusional to be desu
Fuck Filthydelphia t b h
>>67663192
>Laker delusion has started early
like how Julius "bust" Randle is the next Chris Webber and Rat "2nd best PG on his own team" Russell was the next Westbrook?
>>67663307
>Canada
Simmon is fucking garbage. 76ers is retarded if they fall for the memes.
Anyways time for cavs sweep
>>67663266
>mad
>less rings
Lol
>>67663331
Is winning a meme?
>>67663151
Never it makes it easier to rig the league
>>67663326
>russell was the next westbrook
literally no one said this
>>67663155
>"and like a quarter of them are from Minnesota"
>Celtics fans crying about championships before the modern era
>>67663280
For literally any fringe star. Could be Cousins, but they're rebuilding again. Pipe dream of Jimmy Butler, but I doubt Chicago is stupid enough to trade him and keep Rose and Noah. Dwight can be had in FA.
>>67663272
>on an eastern conference team that doesn't have Lebron
call me 8 years from now once Lebron is retired.
>kobe is gone
>trex arms
>d'bustalo snitch
>cuckson
holy shit this team is going to be full of busts when they draft a guy who couldnt get his college to a 64 team tournament
>>67663252
I feel all his feels ;_;.
Why can't they just give them the 1'st pick for once.
Fucking lose on Duncan. Lose on Durant. Lose on Simmons (who will be a bust anywhere but here.)
>>67663292
they should hire hinkie
>>67663371
>implying I said anything about modern era
at least our championships are actually from our own city. you don't see OKC fans talking shit about how they have a championship (Seatte's from the 70's)
are there any good veterans the lakers can trade the #2 for?
i don't like either of these draft options
>>67663331
they'll take him cause he's marketable. then they'll get another first overall next year (probably at horrible obviously rigged odds like the cavs when they got wiggins)
the nba is the most rigged jewish league in all of pro sports and the sixers are finally playing ball. firing hinkie earned them this years pick, they haven't even been compensated yet for jersey ads.
>>67663399
you do know I was calling boston fans fucking pathetic right?
no one deserves that. stick to the pats bandwagon
>>67663423
Carmelo Anthony
>>67663385
>implying the celtics arent the last eastern team to get to the finals without lebron
its bed time boy
>>67663423
Bulls would trade Jimmy Butler straight up for the #2 pick.
>>67663364
plenty of revisionist Lakerfags did
just like the ones that say every summer they're going to get Melo/Harden/Durant/CP3/Aldridge etc.
>>67663331
If I'm lakers I'm relieved either way. I think ingram is a safer pick, or you get simmons with a chip on his shoulder.
>>67663360
the oldest meme in existence
ITT: Casual dumbasses who think the sixers will draft a guy who can't shoot on a team with no shooters
the autism is real
>>67663448
>get BTFO in the first round
>by ATLANTA
>team to beat
Lol
>>67663441
>he cant get his meme across
step it up gayboi
>>67663423
Zero, the Lakers should just develop their own talent instead of memeing in free agency.
Besides, Durant isn't moving out of OKC even if they get demolished by the Warriors.
>>67663519
>made it to the playoffs
>still land a top 3 draft pick
>crazy cap space
you were saying?
>>67663461
Lol no way they would.
>>67663562
>still a garbage team
>still can't beat a terrible team in the weakest conference in NBA history
You were saying?
>>67663519
>>team to beat
reading comprehension, where?
>>67663422
You don't see Timberwolves fans talking shit about the Lakers' either.
>>67663399
probably because even giving the possibility for a 1st overall pick makes bombston faggots utterly insufferable
>NETS NUMBAH ONE OVAH-ALL AND OLYNYK FOAH BOOGIE COUSINS
>>67663073
Good job man
>>67663603
Timberwolves don't claim someone elses rings
>>67663584
>y-you made it to the p-playoffs but you're still bad!!!!!! xDDDD~~~*~
8th seed in the east would have been a 5 seed in the west, summer child
>>67663469
simmons is already trying to get the sixers to pass on him talking about got to LA to get the most out of his shoe deal. thinking they probably just take ingram since they need shooting and simmons can't do that.
>>67663562
>still land a top 3 draft pick
with no franchise altering players to draft
>drafting dragon benis
bust
>drafting dunn, hield, murray
team full of guards
>drafting anyone else
could be had with a top 5-8 pick
>>67663684
76ers need a player that won't bust
Ingram the pick
>>67663519
100-87
106-77
what do these numbers mean to you?
>>67663698
>with no franchise altering players to draft
lakers fan implying he knows how to scout a player
>bust
literally the entire lakers roster
>team full of guards
implying no trades will be made
>your other shitty attempt to make a point
try harder
>>67663698
Not even just a top 3 pick. Boston has 3,16,23,31,35,45,51, and 58 coming off a successful season.
>>67663932
>coming off a successful season
Simmons will go to LA. It's only a matter of time before he says publicly he wants to go there. Philly already has enough big men that can't shoot.
>>67663932
quality > quantity
most of those picks are garbage and draymond greens and jordan clarksons are one in a million
>>67663118
>>67663276
Keep up the good OC, Canada guy
>>67664178
Thanks breh
