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What a fat whore
Worst closer on a contending team desu
marlins
white sox
mariners
fuck the faggot jannies
red sox
indians
>>67660488
I was in the Doyers/Mets gamethread because hot pockets couldn't handle too much ass and it got deleted.
>yfw he got away with it
oy vey who could be behind this
>>67660511
>1.72 ERA
Nah, he's fine
YANKEES SUCK
>>67660530
you're a big girl
Cubs
>>67660558
>that hat
are O's fans autistic?
>>67660564
Kill yourself
>>67660577
theres no way this is real
Phillies must win tonight
>>67660577
not sure if black lives matter result or orioles in september
>>67660571
That's a mouth I would last about eight seconds in.
>>67660593
>orioles "fans"
>>67660594
My dick is JUST
>>67660593
Literally how new
>>67660593
Did you just start watching baseball
What are /mlb/'s power rankings for the best ballparks?
>>67660577
>>67660593
>>67660600
>>67660603
EPIC MEMES
stay mad, faggots
>>67660593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72dxSi8yK54
its real. and it resulted in one of my favorite calls.
Final suspension results:
Odor-8
Gibbons-3
Chavez-3
Bautista-1
Andrus-1
Leiper-1
>>67660593
blame niggers
>>67660554
>3 Blown Saves in 12 opportunities
He's blowing the save 25% of the time, senpai
>jr fprd oy gpt gtrr
Hopefully y'all get my message.
>>67660628
>orioles ""fans""
>>67660628
>the doyers and detoilet have won a world series more recently than the Oreo's
What a pathetic franchise
>>67660530
you're not gay anime
>>67660617
1. AT&T
2. PNC
3. Petco
4. Camden
5-29. Tie between all the meh parks
30. O.Co
>>67660537
14 disciplined for brawl
Rougned Odor - 8 game suspension
Jesse Chavez - 3 game suspension
Elvis Andrus - 1 game suspension
Jose Bautista - 1 game suspension
John Gibbons - 3 game suspension + fine
Tim Leiper - 1 game suspension + fine
Matt Bush - fine
Sam Dyson - fine
A.J. Griffin - fine
Robsinson Chirinos - fine
Steve Buechele - fine
Josh Donaldson - fine
Kevin Pillar - fine
DeMarlo Hale - fine
Keep shitposting to a minimum
This is literally the worst general on 4chan
>>67660662
Fucking awful, camden is the only ok one here
>>67660639
We all go through rough patches fampai. Not his fault he literally never has breathing room. He hasn't given up more than one run in an inning
>>67660632
>chavez 3
>27% hr/fb ratio
he can fuck off for longer than 3 games to be perfectly honest
>>67660680
Fucking retard
>>67660632
1 game for that slide while 8 for a damn good and deserved punch? Fuck you Manfred.
>>67660706
>he thinks there was anything wrong with that slide
>>>/reddit/
>>67660617
God Tier
>PNC Park
>AT&T Stadium
>Citi Field
>Camden Yards
Comfy Tier
>Nationals Park
>Fenway Park
>Wrigley Field
>Miller Park
>Busch Stadium
>Kauffman Stadium
OK Tier
>Citizens Bank Park
>Dodgers Stadium
>Global Life Park in Arlington
>Turner Field
Meme Tier
>Chase Field
>Yankee Stadium
>Marlins Park
>Minute Maid Park
>Target Field
Pretty fucking bad Tier
>US Cellular Field
>Great American Ballpark
>Rogers Centre
>Progressive Field
Kill it with fire Tier
>Commerica Park
>Oakland Stadium
>Tropicana Field
>Progressive Field
>>67660687
Problem is that he only gives up runs with one-run leads. When they've got 2 or 3 run leads, he's lights-out, but the guy can't handle the pressure of a 1-run lead. He also almost had 2 blown saves this series against the Dbags, but got bailed out by Lopez and then bailed out by the umps. He's awful
Rougned Odor @rougnedodor 4m4 minutes ago
fucking worth it #GORANGERS
>>67660649
>>67660652
>this amount of mad
lmao
>>67660734
[user was suspended for this post]
>>67660725
You're awful. He'll be fine, trust me
>>67660662
Marlels deserve an honorable mention for a swimming pool with models. Yankee Stadium is still GOAT though.
>>67660676
>only 14
>>67660757
>Yankee Stadium is still GOAT though.
>>67660742
You've confused mad with laughter
>>67660723
>no safeco
kys
>>67660781
>i-i-i'm not mad i s-s-swear!
lmao
>>67660795
You've put more effort into your stuttering than the oreo's have put into winning a ring
>come back from a trip
>find out the Sox win both games this weekend in tremendous meme fashion
God sweet, shame I missed it.
>look at the pitching lines
CAN WE PLEASE FUCKING GET A GOD DAMN FUCKING PITCHER FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD
>THEN I SEE THIS 5 MINUTES AGO
>Michael SilvermanVerified account @MikeSilvermanBB
>E-Rod has felt knee soreness in his rehab starts. Farrell expects/hopes (can't really say if) the lefty will pitch this season.
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME
THEY FUCKING SAID HE'D BE BACK BY MAY
THIS STUPID FUCKING BULLSHIT ORGANIZATION
GOD FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67660723
Why is Citi Field so high up? I think it's vastly overrated for how bland it is. Atmosphere is pretty comfy though.
>>67660818
>this is the best shitposting you can come up with
lmao
>>67660795
why are O's fans so delusional?
>>67660858
why are you so mad at the orioles?
which shit team are you a fan of?
>>67660858
That says pittsburgh on it
>>67660723
safeco, petco, coors, angel stadium?
>>67660885
did it off the top of my head desu
>>67660718
There was clearly intent on that slide. It was a textbook GIDP situation. He was out before he was halfway down the basepath. There was no need for him to slide into second. It was a takeout slide with intent.
>>67660869
>last world series win: 1983
>>67660593
baltimore chimped out, so the orioles were forced to play a home game with no one in the stadium
>>67660723
>Fenway not in meme with the green monster
>>67660923
>so embarrassed about their team that they won't even name it
LOL
>>67660903
i would say angel and coors are meme, petco is bad, and safeco is comfy
>>67660919
>It was a takeout slide with intent
thats the point of a takeout slide
>>67660826
Mets fan here
Citi Field is certainly not god tier. However, it's so much better than NYS it's not even funny. It's a very comfy stadium. It's basically the exact same feel as Citizens Bank Park, they're very similar.
>>67660935
Even with all its memery, Fenway (and the surrounding area in that part of Boston) is nice and comfy famalam
>>67660939
why would I be embarrassed by my first place team?
>>67660978
>SHITPOSTING ABOUT OTHER TEAMS
>ROID SUX
>HAVE A WORSE RECORD THAN THE ORIOLES
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67661015
>both 10 games over .500
O'S FANS CONFIRMED AUTISTIC
>>67661039
23/36 = .639 winning percentage
24/38 = .632 winning percentage
>math is autistic
figures a red sux fan would say that, LMAO
>>67661015
>This is the best shitposting you can come up with
>>67661083
>thinking shitposting about the past is somehow better than the present
my sides
Why are you guys shitposting i dont get it
>>67661105
Oreos's fan is mad that his team is ottoman tier
>>67661105
Roid Sux fan mad that his team is such trash
>>67661071
>a record is the same as a winning percentage
nice moving goalposts balticuck!
Get in here lads
>>67661137
>>67661137
>>67661137
>>67661138
>>67661116
Its like poetry honestly
>>67661140
uh, yeah, it is when you're comparing two teams who are supposedly 'tied', you fucking moron
i'll put it another way for your small brain
>roid sux have more losses than the orioles
>still shitposting
Am I the only one who's surprised Bannister didn't get a game? He was certainly an instigator and grabbed a few players. I mean I won't lose sleep over it I just found it kinda interesting he escaped any penalties.
>>67661166
>red sox have more wins than the balticucks
look I can do it too!
>>67661179
Shut up canada nobody cares about you anymore
>>67661190
>he thinks the win column is more important than the loss column
lmao
>>67661166
I believe red sox have more wins and their fans actually show up to their games everyday. Can't say the same for baltimore
>>67661179
gibby got a suspension for going back on to the field after being ejected, he did the same thing last season so he gets 3 games
both managers tried to keep the peace rather than instigate anything
>>67661196
dont you have a blood relative to fuck somewhere?
>>67661214
>he thinks wins don't matter
first year watching huh?
>>67661236
>posting memes
>pretending to be retarded
never mind, you're not pretending, you're actually retarded
>>67661254
i guess i have to break it down again for your small brain
you can always add to the win total, but you can't subtract from the loss total, therefore the loss column is more important
O's - M's?
>>67661289
No need, it's a sweep for Baltimore
>>67661254
Losing is good, retard
>>67661382
you fucking retard you messed up your not supposed to put in commas dipshit go AWAY already ugh
>>67661283
they're literally exclusive to each other you autist
you can't succeed if you lose a lot and/or you don't win a lot
When you lose you dont win and also when you win you dont lose.
>stroshit
>8:05 start time for games
why is this meme still happening?
>>67661365
Not with Ubbaldo starting
>>67661283
Oh so you're saying that Baltimore fans showed up for every game last year??
>>67660629
Gary Thorne is the shit. Loved him when he used to call hockey.
>Fettuccine Alfredo Simon
>>67661365
But what about memes and shitposting?
>>67661365
kek
>>67661478
Sellouts every game baka
>>67661365
>2-0 SEATTLE ALREADY
>>67660723
How many Progressive Fields are there?
nice """pitching""" ya got there lmao
>>67660723
I'd move up Citizen Bank Park to Comfy tier, but considering the rep Phillies fans have (which I guess knocked the rating down), I'm fine with OK tier.
>Lind
>>67661599
I want to hate him but he was bretty clutch the other day
![20518de107675b50d3cae2ec2efa2145[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/T4SEUIm.jpg "20518de107675b50d3cae2ec2efa2145[1].jpg")
>>67661558
>it's a bad ubaldo episode
this is fine
>>67660723
>AT&T Stadium
Didn't know the Dallas Cowboys were a Major League Baseball team.
>FIRST PITCH
>SOLO HR
SCHERZER ON SUICIDE WATCH
JOSE JOSE JOSE
>>67661656
Is Scherzer the pitching version of Adam Dunn?
Either he strikes the batter out or gives up a homer?
>barves
>shitcinnati
>>67660723
was talking with my dad today about going to see stadiums
we specifically mentioned feeling no need to visit oakland
>>67661900
the only good parts about oakland is that the train goes straight to it and the tickets are usually cheap af
everything else is yuck
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>>67661900
but if your interested in seeing parks and already at ATT, why not go?
The Mets have reached a new level of embarrassment
royals red sox
>>67662028
>>67662028
>Velasquez has thrown 49 pitches through two innings
>Chen has only thrown 21
>>67660723
>Citizens Bank Park in OK Tier
proud of having the most "meh" ballpark in the league
>Citifield in God Tier
kill yourself literally only a mets fan can think this
>>67662063
bullheads is kinda interesting but then that list just goes in the shitter real quick
>>67662063
Dubs for stud muffins singles for erection jockeys
>>67662063
>gobblers
>>67662063
>gobblers
Jesus Christ
>>67662208
Cubs vs Brewers
>>67662208
>>67662063
Can't be real because it isn't
>>67662063
>not Teamy McTeamface
>>67662063
>Gobblers
>>67660617
Coors Field is criminally underrated
>Face 5 batters
>Walk four
>Three of those are runs
The Reds continue to outdo themselves.
>>67662346
too bad they built it on the fucking moon
>>67662242
I would, in all seriousness, be in this kind of disbelief as well if I weren't reading it on ESPN's website.
>resd
Holy shit
>>67662346
This is true actually. Coors is comfy as fuck
>>67660488
I want to see those fake titties out of that top saying 'fuck you' to gravity.
Sag is a drag.
what the fuck are the reds doing holy shit
>>67660757
>Pasties
Into the trash they go
>Alfredo Simon still has a job
What the fuck? I thought he was done for good after the Cubs raped him weeks ago.
>4.1 IP, 14 hits, 1 BB, 10 ER, 2 K
>10.34 ERA
>-4 game score
Holy shit.
I see we still have more bases loaded walks than hits
>Resd
>Steve Delabar
>0.1 IP
>0 hits
>1 K
>5 (five) walks
>2 ER
>7.71 ERA
Mother of God.
When do you think Murphy will even out?
He's a career .280 hitter, there's no way he maintains .400 for much longer.
>>67662616
How long will it be before Aledmys Diaz does the same
>>67662589
>Steve Delabar
Never ever again
>>67661900
coincidentally my dad is in oakland this week for work and is going to see the A's game tonight. he's not a baseball fan though, but even he knows the park is awful
>>67662674
what is it about our FO that they are capable of finding literally the worst relievers in professional baseball?
>be new Barfs manager
>try to bring team together
>start young pitcher who's a potential building block for the organization
>said pitcher goes 1.1 IP
>9 hits, 1 walk, 1 strikeout
>9 earned runs
Welp.
>>67662674
We're seeing impressive levels of mediocrity today.
I like it.
>>67662734
It's that filthy Canadian water, I tell ya.
Y'all need some of that Spic water that's breeding all these young stud baseball players.
>>67662589
If I was a Reds fan I dont think I could get any more furious watching that.
The worst bullpen in history was the '07 Rays. You could look that shit up.
Cincy is getting there and their starting pitching is falling apart too.
Reds getting fucking BATTERED in the Battle of Ohio (or whatever the CLE - CIN rivalry is called). I wouldn't leave the ballpark if I were a Reds fan, but I sure as shit would've mentally checked out.
ALERT
ALERT
MALLEX SMITH OF THE BARFS HIT A HOME RUN
AN ACTUAL HOME RUN
FOR THE BARFS
I think their total is now at 7 for the season.
>Bud Norris triple
MEMES
>Jordan Bastian @MLBastian 2m2 minutes ago
>Per @Indians, Kipnis 1st CLE batter to walk around bases since 6/25/1969 (Lou Klimchock). Napoli 1st to do it since Kipnis (1 batter later).
>>67663203
This GIF has never been more appropriate.
Wow.
>>67663167
they're at 12. still less than or equal to some individual players' totals. how embarrassing.
nooo the shutout! fuck you naquin!
Kyle Hendricks almost died
Do any of you fags have decent team mugs?
If so, post em.
No Cards/Rockies gamethread?
>>67663983
I can't even read your tabs senpai
0/10
>>67662063
>gobblers
>horses
>ponies
Would love to see what theu come up with for a logo for the Stud Muffins desu
From E!SPN:
@t_rob30
@ESPNChiCubs what's the funniest thing you've heard being heckled while warming up at an opposing stadium #askgrimm
JG: There's a lot of them but some random fan once screamed at me to "quit hooking up with his sister" while I was warming up. It made me turn around. I almost never do that while warming. It was hilarious and I was like "I don't know this kid or his sister" but he got my attention. It was funny after the fact because he screamed something crazy and random, plus you never know back in the day or whatever. So I looked.
>plus you never know back in the day or whatever
Justin Grimm confirmed for fucking all of your sisters.
>>67660599
>you will never be stuck in a tunnel dungeon inbetween the Holiday inn and Citizens bank park
>>67660679
NBA is worse
And that ain't sayin much
>>67660679
y-you too
Who /worriedasfuck/ here?
>>67660488
You now remember Yorvit Torrealba
>>67660679
>he's never been to /vg/
>>67664603
Holy shit, I was seriously about to post this, too.
Are you my doppelganger?
God damn Big Game Wade is making O's look silly
>>67663983
>Smug animu
>Red Memes pepe
Having a chortle at how typical /mlb/ that is
>>67664603
You now remember Enrique Wilson
Based Maybin
>>67660603
they mad the ballshaggers stay qeqeqq
>>67664701
You now remember Dean Anna
>>67664733
You now remember Kaz Matsui
>>67664585
right here
>>67664660
maybe, i'm the canadian who commonly posts in cubs gamethreads
>>67664733
Those were fun times
I don't want to feel this feel anymore. Halp.
Holy shit based Tigers
>THE STATE OF MINNESOTA
>>67661594
>you will never have the upper body strength to scale the facade of Citizens Bank Park
>mfw braves make a 9 run comeback the day Fredi is fired
Who /teamisnowtryingtogetthemanagerfired/ here
Kek. Cardinals defense is fucking awful.
>BEING NO-HIT THROUGH 6
>OTTOMANS
>>67665165
>not knowing the Cubs are in the process of being no hit by the fucking Brewers
>>67665122
ump expanded the zone to save vogelsong while squeezing whoever that left-hander was for atlanta embarrassing to have to umpball your way past the barves after being spotted nine runs
>toronto getting embarrassed twice in a row by the Rays after watching their star get embarrassed on international television
>chicago getting no-hit thus signifying their dscent into never winning another WS again
Lmao, I love baseball
>>67665228
Canada is the cuckshed of the world
windians. I hope we escaped the vortex that is .500 or we're going to lose the next 2 days at the least
>>67665228
Royals cucking the Red Cucks too
>>67665228
Not a nice feeling
>T___s
>>67665258
Minnesota outcucks Canada all by themselves
>>67665204
I mean
How is a Brewers starter no-hitting anyone, let alone "the 2016 WS champs" Cubs
>>67665152
it'll get better, friend
Phillies pitching is just putting them in the cuck cube tonight.
>>67664603
You now remember Von Hayes
>>67665563
You now remember Hiram Bocachica
>>67665382
didn't they win in '92 as well?
>Jackie Bradly Jr. Is ranked 75 in Dimond Dynasty atm
They need to update rosters asap tbqh
>>67665614
You now remember Erubiel Durazo
Why is one called the Posey Rule, in honor of the player who was injured, but the other is named after Utley, the evil assassin who tried to maim Reuben Tejada
>>67665680
because who the fuck is ruben tejada
Leave Harper to me
>>67665697
Stanton is the guy that took out Posey
>THE marcus stroman getting btfo
KEK
You may only reply to this if your team is in first place
>>67665666
>Trevor Story still is introduced as number 27
>Vogelsuck
lel
>>67665382
That was Toronto that went back-to-back, 92 and 93
>>67665672
You now remember Oddibe McDowell
that was fun desu
I tip my fez to Chase Anderson, pitching a great game against the best team in the Majors
>>67665755
lmao, all the arrogant Jays finally getting what they deserve
>cubes losing 4 of 6
welcome back to earth
>>67665800
Oops, first comment was meant for >>67665630
>play diamond dynasty for the first time
>game is tied 1-1
>absolutely awful fucking lag
>playing against some spic from peru for all I know
>somehow get out of a basesloaded 2 outs situation
>opponent rage quits
Well that was easy tbqh
>>67665846
so is this the place to talk mlb the show 16?
/v/ and /vg/ seem too cucked to talk sports games
>>67665382
>hockey team goes 25 years without winning anything
>moves to dallas
>almost immediately wins the cup
Cuckoldry at its finest
>>67663203
Factually inaccurate. You can only have four baserunners at any one time.
>>67665755
>>67665823
Excuse me this is a bully free zone.
>>67665846
>Pitch on Hall of Fame
>Guaranteed shutouts at worst
>Pitch on legend
>12 ER after .1 IP
>>67665843
Oh fuck you're right. I swear the Twins wen't back to back. I might be from the Berenstein Bears universe.
Mallex did it again the absolute madman
>>67665949
I hope you get punched in the jaw desu
Jeanmar, stop doing this.
>PIERATS
Barely holding on even with umpball.
>>67665846
Im currently leveling up Rizzo cap, trying to get Rizzo reward. Fuck Conquest man. Its the most scripted fucking thing in the history of gaming. Whats that? A 6 run lead with 3 outs to go? Thats fine. I'll just have my pitcher give up 5 straight hits. A warm reliever throw 8 straight balls for walks. Batter reaching because my shortstop decided to autograph the ball before throwing to first. And fucking batters reaching because the ball HEEMs my pitcher and rattles into the stands
>The relief """"""""""pitching"""""""""" of the Pittsburgh Pirates
Fuck Zobrist
TOP KEK
STAY SALTY
>>67665949
>>67666060
That guy is stupid. I got a diamond after doing practice on RTTS.
Angels Dodgers
>>67666068
>>67666068
>>67666068
>T___ks
>>67666076
fuck you
ive yet to even get a gold
>>67665762
PHILS WIN AGAIN
>>67666076
how do you get more cards
i get like one card a week irl with rtts and thats it
