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TOR@CLE 8:30pm ET via ESPN
GSW:0
OKC:1
first for /sp/'s team
raptors in 6ix
Fatfuck kyrie gonna collapse under his own weight and split his kneecap again
And guys for the love of god stop talking about politics. Mods will straight up ban you for that. They don't mess around.
Good night /nba/ how you doin on this fine night
>>67653411
Cavs in 4.
how do you feel about KAT getting Roty unanimously? i think he deserved it and the timberwolves are gunna be based in a few seasons
>>67653471
What part of the Bay Area are you from again?
>>67653484
Wiggins needs to get better
I don't even want to watch the massacre tonight. RIP Canada.
>>67653378
>doing your own laundry
Sure hope most of /nba/ doesn't do this, pathetic
>>67653484
getting a KAT jersey this summer
blue or the black alt?
I wish they rereleased the black one with the tree trim
who /slimeseason3/ here?
Is Valanciunas back for game 1 ?
lets hope the raptors stay in playoff mode tonight
>>67653552
Valanciunas (ankle) has officially been ruled out for Tuesday's Game 1 against the Cavaliers, ESPN reports.
>>67653492
Thibs will turn Wiggins into the GOAT. Look at how Jimmy Butler developed under him. Wiggins is one of the most athletic niggas in the league and he should be a DPOY tier defender, but he's been a shit defender so far. Thibs will turn that around and whip him into shape like the slave Thibs sees him as.
Timberwolves are going to get the first pick again. It's like the Magic in 92 and 93
https://twitter.com/mathespy/with_replies
>yfw SJWs
>>67653466
you know full well delly, kyrie, shumpert, and jr CANNOT check kyle lowry
he's dropping another 43 and a game winner tonight
>>67653587
Ok so now they really have zero chance. Thanks.
>>67653492
ASAP
>Hands
>Variety of offensive moves
>Rebounding
>BBall IQ
>Passing (especially passing from drives like against OKC)
>Shot Selection
>Defense (One of the worst in the league when you factor his minutes)
>General awareness
>Handles
>Shooting
>Turnovers
Ridiculous how good he can get though
>>67653609
On 15/40 shooting and a raptors loss
>>67653609
who needs to check him when he can't score most of the time in the playoffs
>>67653592
He takes some of the dumbest shots too
>>67653614
So he pretty much has to improve in every aspect of the game.
Wiggins (and the entire 2014 class) has been a huge disappointment so far.
>>67653609
kek delly got BULLYBALLED
>>67653657
His post game and athleticism are great, pretty good finisher too.
Very effective with the moves he has now.
my favorite player from that draft has to be Noel
OFFICIAL POTENTIAL NBA CHAMPION POWER RANKINGS
1. Da Land
POWER GAP
20. Golden State
POWER GAP
9003. canada
IMMENSE POWER GAP
999999998. WWIII literally kills all of us
999999999. ok"c"
>>67653716
I'm glad you enjoyed the bits of humor I placed into my 100% accurate list
>>67653623
>>67653628
name a time /nba/ has been right
>>67653703
Lets fix this stupid shit
1. GSW
2. Da Land
3. OKC
POWER GAP SPANNING TIME AND SPACE
9999999999^99999999999. Oh Canada
>>67653602
Hope so. Sucks that I'm gonna miss the lottery due to work.
man watching shannon sharpe race bait at the gym makes me wanna rush back home to prep my bull
>>67653781
Put ok"c" below the power gap and I could tolerate it.
>>67653770
you are a part of /nba/ silly that argument doesn't work
anyone got the "opinion discarded" pic with the Canadian posts going into the trash
>the Lakers have a 42.2% chance of losing their pick
pls happen
>>67653819
name a time /nba/ has been right
>raps won't make the playoffs
>raps will be like a 7 or 8 seed
>raps will be a first round exit
>raps will be a second round exit
>raps will get swept by the cavs
can't wait until /nba/ says there's no way they can win a championship
>>67653770
about what? Lowry and Derozan? About 100% right; they've been shit in the playoffs. They play great only when they absolutely have to, and even then they're below average.
Craptor fans better thank JV, Carroll and whoever their backup PG is for keeping them in the playoffs.
Hey, congratulations to the Warriors for pricing out the best fans in the game. Now you can enjoy a mediocre crowd with a WCF exit.
Reading the RealGM Raptors forum is pretty fucking entertaining.
Not quite as good as Spurstalk but pretty hilarious still.
>>67653916
>they win series, so they suck
kek, /nba/ literally on suicide watch
>>67653623
>game winner
>raps lose
>>67653781
Okc over gs.
>>67653927
fuck off nigel
>>67653927
Nah there crowd aint shit.
>>67653968
sure thing leaf, sure thing.
Hope you guys can finally wash away that taste of Wiz cock shoved down your throats last year.
>>67653781
steph is much more handsome tho. so steph>LBj
What if TOR wins?
>>67653781
woah i never realized steph is 28
Are you ready for tonight, /sp/? Because it's definitely happening.
>>67654155
It's cause he has a baby face and has only been in the league 7 years
>>67654155
That's because the media is trying to sell him as a "Golden Boy" or something
He was also at college for 3 years
>>67654181
Spurs are getting into the lottery somehow and are getting buddy hield
Conley/Parker/mills
Leonard/hield
Durant/Anderson
Aldridge/horford
Whiteside/marjanovic/ p gasol
>>67654108
Literally impossible even if the Cavs come out cold cause of rust.
Raptors offense is too fucking terrible and there is no Jonas V who will get them some easy points from putbacks and shit.
>>67654236
>that flag
>this post
thank god for flags on /sp/
>2016
>being 2 - 4 in Finals appearances
>craps honestly think they stand a chance
>>67654181
I wonder if teams will use Simmons as a point-forward
Conley/Parker
Kawhi/Jimmy Butler
Durant/PG13
LeBron/Pau Gasol
Aldridge/Whiteside
Who the fuck can stop us
>>67653871
>raps will get swept by the cavs
still up for debate don't get ahead of yourself you hoser
>>67653851
pls DON'T happen. I'd rather see them end up with the #3 pick this year and lose their pick next year (better draft class).
>>67654306
get with the program
>>67654213
>>67654306
What team is that tho?
>>67653851
>Boston gets #1 pick
>Fakers lose their pick
Would be a perfect night.
>people still think GSW isn't going to win it all
fuck you guys, GSW will repeat and there's nothing you can do to stop it
>>67654332
The Spurs obviously
conley/Parker/mills
Leonard/hield
Durant/Anderson
Aldridge/KAT/horford
Whiteside/marjanovic/p gasol
>>67654323
That team isn't as good
>>67654261
3-5 soon.
Cavs are going undefeated on their way to the championship
Westbrook/Conley/Parker
Kawhi/Harden
Durant/PG13
Simmons/Blake
Aldridge/KAT
Final digit will be Lakers pick for the draft.
This has been in my mind for a long time. Is it just me or do Miller and Livingston look like they're related?
>>67654423
Woah
>>67653421
Respect Uncle Drew you fat fucking moose fuck
Lose Weight and stay mad
>>67654423
kek i knew something was up
anything in sports more rigged than the nba lottery?
>>67654342
>TWolves land 1
>PG: Rubio/Simmons/Tyus
>SG: le 3&D (dunk) man/Bazz
>SF: Wiggs/Deng/Tayshaun
>PF: GOATgui/Bjeli
>C: KAT/Pek/GSmith
>DPOY/Mental Leader/Teacher/On-Court Coach/Future Owner/Franchise GOAT/Eternal GOAT/6'13: KG
>>67654423
yup
>>67654493
kek
>>67654213
>these lelaker tier posts
lol build wall
>>67654529
No but it's been less rigged the last few years
>>67654423
>Livingston is 10 years younger than Miller
?
>>67654542
>implying I'm not voting for trump
>implying texas isn't a red state anyway
big ups to whatever dull point you were trying to make senpai
>First Take blowing Adams' comment up and making a "serious" race segment with obligatory black guy on the show taking the lead and Skip going full SJW cuck and sucking up
>Skip goes full butthurt about the Golden State loss and calls REFBALL and going PTSD about MY SPURS
>Even show Enes BTFO on air and he just tries to shake it off and say the pressure is on Enes now instead of Skip for having a big mouth and tweeter fingers
Is Skip Bayless the most cucked person on earth?
He refuses to get behind OKC, his hometown team, because "muh 20 year loyalty" to >his Spurs that he bandwagoned before the Thunder came to town.
He absolutely refuses to listen to reason and is the most emotional old white guy I have ever seen.
He's wrong, all the goddamn time yet never changes his opinion an rarely admits defeat.
And yet he's getting paid millions more than anyone else at E!SPN and is about to make bank with FOX.
>>67654108
Cavs in 4.
so in how many games is gsw winning?
>>67654576
point is SA is filled with wetbacks and odds are you are one of them. Or even worse, you are a loser from Austin
>>67654590
he makes 3-4 mil making dips like you mad as fuck. thanks for justifying his salary
>>67654598
at least 3
>>67654590
>Skip is literally payed to troll and be provocative
>Someone reacts
>HOLY SHIT BTFFOOOOOOOO!!! RIPIPIP SKIP
>>67654598
Trick question, they aren't winning.
>>67654108
i've done too much shitposting for that to happen
>>67654590
You being angry is exactly what skip wants. He's a representation of media and the fact that you mad justifies his personal
>>67654590
Shannon's stirring the pot comment was deadly accurate about Skip. Hes a pot stirrer. Period.
>>67654623
Canadian Clippers Fan, is that you?
Reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJb8yklJCkc
>>67654590
>He refuses to get behind OKC, his hometown team, because "muh 20 year loyalty" to >his Spurs that he bandwagoned before the Thunder came to town.
If he did jump ship to OKC, you'd insult him for being a bandwagoner. Not that it matters, since Skip is paid to get people angry.
>>67653781
While I do agree Bron is better, comparing career totals is idiotic. Bron has been in the league much longer, came in much younger, and was given the green light to boot. While Steph might not have been as good as he currently is right off the bat, his numbers are skewed down a bit as a result.
>>67654661
He's already a bandwagoner. Switching to OKC is actually justified as it makes up for his previous mistake.
>>67654614
wrong on both, though I guarantee Austin is better than wherever you live
I've missed watching the Cavs play. Seeing all this poverty ball around the playoffs just makes you appreciate more what an amazing team the Cavs are.
do you guys like me?
Would '94-02 Shaq have won more than Kareem with Showtime?
Bogut is one dirty cunt
>>67654778
they're a thing of beauty
>>67654590
>watching first take
>>67654800
What? Of course Magic and prime Shaw would be too dominant
>>67654773
Nah I dont live in the Peoples Republic of Austin.
>>67654773
I live in Howard County MD, on the top ten richest counties in America. Keep being proud of Austin, a shithole full of spics and wetbacks.
Fresh OC
did you guys watch believeland? pretty sa tbqh
is shaq in esports?
>>67654836
skyhook was unguardable, both score at will
>>67654797
Not really
>>67654852
top notch anon
>>67654655
AYE, MAN, I'MMA TELL YOU SOMETHING, MAN:
AYE, MAN, KEVIN DURANT, MAN, I'M TRYNA SEE YOU ON THAT COURT ASAP, MAN!
YOU SAY YOU GONNA PLAY ME IN A GAME, MAN?
I AIN'T NEVER SEEN YOU PLAY A DAMN!
FUCK KEVIN DURANT X4
BITCH I'M LIL B, BITCH I'M LIL B
HOOP LIFE MIXTAPE, YOU GON' KNOW THAT IT'S ME
STILL ON THE COURT AND I'M STILL HOLDING COURT
BAN ME FROM THE GAME CAUSE YOU NIGGAS ON MY DICK
I'M A SHORT NIGGA WITH A TALL ASS BITCH
MIGHT LAYUP BUT I'LL DUNK ON A BITCH
SHOUTOUT TO THE WNBA, YOU GOT SOME FINE ASS GIRLS I WANNA FUCK IN THE MOUTH
HOOP LIFE MIXTAPE I'MMA TRY IT OUT
I'M AT TRY-OUTS, TRYNA' MAKE A ROUTE
FUCK ALL YOU HATERS I'MMA HOP EM' OUT
3 POINT ON A BITCH LIKE DIRK NOWITZKI
UP IN THE CLUB LIKE DIRK NOWITZKI
SEE ME ON THE COURT IF YOU WANNA DISS ME
LETS PLAY A GAME OF 21, ITS REALLY FUN
I GOT HALF COURT SHOTS AND I'LL POST YOU UP
I'M LATRELL SPREWELL, I'LL CHOKE THE COACH
STREET NIGGAS LIKE ME EITHER RICH OR BROKE
GOTTA HUSTLE HARD THAT'S ALL I KNOW
HOOP LIFE BITCH THAT'S ALL I KNOW
SPORTS LIFESTYLE WITH A GORGEOUS FLOW
WITH MY CONTRACT IMMA BUY A HO
BEVERLY HILLS IMMA BUY A HOME
FUCK KD THAT'S HOW IT GO
YOU SAID THAT I'M WHACK, SEE ME ON THE COURT
SCORE ON ME IF YOU TALKING BOUT POINTS
I LIKE ROC NATION AND I LOVE JAY Z
BUT I'M WEST SIDE I'M SCREAMING FUCK KD, BITCH
FUCK KEVIN DURANT X4
I'VE PLAYED THE GAME OF BASKETBALL MY WHOLE GODDAMN LIFE
I AIN'T NEVER WATCHED YOU ON THE MOTHERFUCKING T.V
I'MMA TELL YOU SOMETHING MAN, AYE MAN
SEE ME IN A GAME OF 21 AND I'MMA SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN
I'M ON YOU NIGGA, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
AYE MAN TELL EM SOMETHING LIKE THIS MAN, TELL EM' ABOUT MOTHERFUCKING LIL B
TELL EM' ABOUT ME HOOP LIFE MIXTAPE, BITCH!
YOU SAID THAT I'M WHACK, SEE ME ON THE COURT
SCORE ON ME IF YOU TALKING BOUT POINTS
I LIKE ROC NATION AND I LOVE JAY Z
BUT I'M WEST SIDE I'M SCREAMING FUCK KD, BITCH
FUCK KEVIN DURANT X4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJb8yklJCkc
>>67654846
come to texas and say that to my fucking face
https://mobile.twitter.com/HPbasketball/status/732634920632258560
kek, and this dude is going to get the max.
>>67654852
quality
>>67654852
qeq
LIGHTSKIN BITCH PUSSY ASS BITCH
FUCK STEPH CURRY FUCK STEPH CURRY FUCK STEPH CURRY
PULL UP ON A NIGGA AND I THINK THAT IM KOBE
>>67654945
I'm not going out in the fields just to beat your as you spicnigger. You see, us white people don't have to work like slaves. That's what you are for. Know your place.
>>67654550
>less rigged the last few years
>Cavs got 2 #1 picks in a row
>>67654982
HIS DAUGHTER IS UGLY AS FUCK
AND HIS SON LOOK LIKE A MUTT
>>67654985
I'm whiter than you are, not my fault you're an east coast pussy
Dude it's been raining since the end of April
Will we ever see the sun for more than 4 hours
>draymond green learning from the WNBA
did he grow up without a dad?
PULL UP LIKE KOBE 24 WITH A GLOCK
>>67654852
JEJ
>>67654883
94-02 Shaw >> 80s Kareem
>muh god
Chance 3 is mediocre
>>67654852
But that's a t-rex
We're going to get #6, aren't we?
>>67654852
kek'd hard
new chance the rapper album is awful
shutup go wiz
shut the fuck up heathens
>>67655499
We're getting 1st overall bruh
>>67655509
lol you're a tasteless stooge
>>67655509
You literally just agreed with me
>>67655584
no he didn't there's a big difference between mediocre and awful
>>67655509
chance is cornball trash
how much shitposting happens tonight after the raptors take a fat dump on the cavaqueerz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F4K9F7waSY
>>67655625
I guess, I've only listened to it once and I'm gonna finish it again later and I liked a few songs but most of the album is uninspired circle jerk
Well, off to work lads.
Wolves picking first this year, cap it!
that nigga chance voice is fucking annoying
>>67655720
all niggers voices are annoying lmao go spurs go
>>67655750
how is it not annoying? he sounds so whiney and awful
>>67655850
>donuts that aren't cake styled donuts
is go wiz a faggot?
http://www.theplayerstribune.com/hakeem-olajuwon-houston-rockets-big-men-small-ball/
>>67655937
Yeah
man these are sweet
>>67655961
they are
what are they
GET WESTGOD ON THE PHONE
>>67654665
>Lebron's career is way better, so it's not fair to use career stats.
Holy fuck I didn't realize GSW-OKC started yesterday
>>67656109
>mfw curryfags mocking him in the 1st half got btfo
>>67656060
Ky-Reer High Nike Kyrie 2
>>67654852
how about no?
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>67656136
He's right you autist.
i've never seen westbrook with a woman
is he a closet homosexual
>>67655850
wow kyrie is such a fatfuck
>>67656185
have you seen him dress you faggot?
he stepped out of the closet years ago
>>67656109
SAID IT WON'T BE LONG
>>67656206
that's because desserts are for winners
>>67656149
Damn, sucks when a player you don't like has a shoe you like
>>67656185
>>67656286
>niggas still hatin
>>67656288
I SEE JIGABOOS
my dick is so hard and im naked
imma fap
>>67656360
I SEE STYROFOAM
>>67656289
No they're not
Trust me
goddamn man this season went by extremely fast
>>67655939
What's strange is that Olajuwon came to America when he was 18 and speaks English more fluently than my parents when they came here in 1988. I put on an English-speaking movie and they don't know what they're saying half the time. How the fuck does that even happen?
>>67656407
MY HOOD GOING BRAZY
>LA is a clippers town now!
>The clippers window of opportunity in now!
>raptors make it to a conference finals before the clippers
>>67656509
How old were they?
>In addition to English, Olajuwon is fluent in French, Arabic, and the Nigerian languages of Yoruba and Ekiti.
>>67656509
I think it's just different for everyone
My dad didn't speak a word of English when he came here in like 84 at 17
Speaks perfect English now
>>67656543
WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?
>>67656509
He went to an American university and is probably smarter than your parents.
>>67656509
He was more dedicated to learning the language.
Serge Ibaka and other African NBA players speak multiple languages due to dedication to get out of their country and succeed in others.
>>67656608
I hate the Spurs, and this made me sad.
>>67654852
tonight
>>67656657
This too
Your parents obviously never tried to learn English
>>67656592
late 20's to early 30's.
>>67656599
>>67656614
i just think they didn't bother. What's worse is that they had opportunities to take English courses which would have boosted their career opportunities and didn't go for it.
>>67654493
Shaun Livingston was a Cav?
>>67656657
>speak multiple languages
ibaka can barely speak english and his spanish is terrible
>>67656663
I mean, that's what happens once you get to the higher levels of basketball. You need to be athletic. And having a center that can't elevated and power through a defender mid air is just a liability. I like Timmy but he seriously need to retire or stay on the bench.
I think he'd do well in a coaching/training position but he seems like the type to live away from basketball after he retires.
>>67654985
You sound like pussy ass faggot
>>67656185
hes married you fat virgin hater
>>67656608
am I gonna keep posting
>2-4
or will it turn into
>2-5
I hope it's the former
do you guys just shitpost all day
>>67656752
He's actually good at English, especially considering he couldn't speak it when he was drafted. His Spanish is better than his English, he speaks Catalan, he's fluent in Congolese French and Lingala.
>>67656847
>3-5
>>67656847
3-4 seems good
>5 rings
>2 fmvps
>>67656847
It's going to be 12-4 lad
>>67656855
Not all day
>>67656705
tbqh i speak spanish, french & english and i never really tried hard
i have an accent in french & english tho
>>67656884
not happening so I'm not even gonna think about it
>>67656915
Then 2-5
>>67656855
Pretty much
>>67656908
You prolly grew up in it kneesbrah
It's kinda tough as an adult. My dad spoke French fluently before he came here tho so I'm sure that helped in some areas. Also English is just an easy language to learn so I wouldn't be surprised if you spoke it fluently too
>>67656875
1/10 I replied
>>67656509
english is like nigerias official language dumbass. actually im pretty sure they teach english in every developing country except china since ive never met an older chinese person that can speak it no matter how long they've been here
Lakers will win the lottery and Boston will get the 2nd pick because the NBA is rigged and wants to refuel the Lakers-Celtics rivalry with Ben Simmons to the Lakers and Brandon Ingram to the Celtics.
>>67653378
Raptors about to have flashbacks to Jan 22, 2006 tonight.
raptors are the good guys right?
kenshiro = raptors
kaioh = lebron
ppl in back = 6 other eliminated >least teams
>>67657146
forgot muh pic
>>67654665
>comparing career totals is idiotic
someone can't read. it is slightly skewed for lebron because he didn't waste any of his career playing amateur ball but take away 40% of his totals to compensate and he still is kicking ass
>>67657146
no. the Raptors are extinct.
>>67657166
how do you make your webms?
>>67657166
i love this movie
>>67657166
too much cheese
>>67657221
Never too much cheese
>>67656608
PIMPING AND POSING
Curry's wife is so fucking ugly.
How can one man so attractive have such shit taste in women?
>>67657221
>too much cheese
Westgod winning it all thoughts?
>>67657357
Are her teeth not bad enough for your tastes nigel?
lel I just saw Adams called the Warriors "little monkeys" ESPN is mad as fuck hahahhahah
Im a Dallas fan but Im officially bandwagoning Thunder
>>67657510
niggers btfo build that wall go trump
>>67657166
fuck I want one
>>67657525
>angry leftist monkey
>>67657468
I just don't like seeing attractive athletes settle for these hideous hoes.
>>67656753
>timmy
>coach
Naw. He'll run some D&D shop or something
>>67657604
He already runs an auto shop
>>67657631
Hahahahah
I wish Bogut wasn't on there tho
>>67657510
Oh they're gonna make this a big race thing aren't they
>>67657660
They already did, last night
>>67657660
The Jump and First Take already made it big. I could see this getting bigger if they push it hard enough.
best draft outcome or nah? just want Minnesota in top 2...
>>67657510
Isn't Adams half black? Or half island nig?
>>67657699
fuck that. Lelkers needs to make the league butthurt again. And Jazz need to be like #3 so they can draft that yuro.
Odds on raptors winning tonight?
>>67657660
Yup. E!SPN needs their race baiting to push to minorities.
>>67657166
Looks like his wife's son isn't even interested.
>>67657699
Whatever keeps the lelakers out of getting a draft pick is cool with me.
Guaranteed order, book it
1. Lakers
2. Sixers
3. Celtics
4-14 who cares lel
>>67657699
Nice list. The Jazz would suprise alot of people and Lakers fans would throw a fit
>>67657729
No they don't
>>67657699
I'm fine as long Lakers don't get top 3 and Boston get a bad pick
>>67657701
He's a privileged white male regardless of genetic makeup YOU CIS SCUM
>>67657777
>Lelkers needs to make the league butthurt again
>n-no they d-don't
see how fun it is?
>>67657195
https://a.pomf.cat/ggpcur.mp4
i hope the pelicans win the draft lottery
>>67653781
why does bron bron get commas
>>67657862
I hope they at least get in the top 3
Such a garbage team. Hield and Davis could be fun to watch
>>67657793
>M-My L-Lakers have to be good again
Lakers can rot in irrelevancy for all I care. Lakers fan are cancer and this would keep them under a leash.
>>67657881
>Lakers fan
Are there any left? I thought they all rooted for Golden State now.
tfw your team makes the conference finals for the first time just so you can see them get rapped and if they do put up a fight the nba will rig the game to fuck them so a billion dollar nike man can make the finals.
>feels bad man
>feels real fucking bad
sometimes I think of the Rockets and cry
hate seeing the #pursuit billboards in the H
https://youtu.be/ps9z9umnFSA
Is he right?
So if the Wolves get the top pick, will they be the official squad of the /nba/
>>67657955
I see them make Durant/Westbrook is coming to lakers posts sometimes
>>67658048
Yeah but when they win a chip/nba/ will hate them again
who is the smallest market team to ever win the championship?
>>67658096
golden state
milwaukee
portland
>>67658050
Naw. We getting Jimmy Butler and Paul George now.
>3-1
>three and one
>three wins and one loss
>>67658127
>golden state
>small market
>>67658096
probably Milwaukee with Lew Alcindor
>>67658127
Is Golden State even small market? They have the whole bay area. They just seem like small market due to having inept ownership for years.
>>67658127
Bay area isn't all that small. It's pretty middle of the road
enough of the meme records
who will top this?
>>67658129
Why do you think Paul George is even on the market?
>>67658184
the cavs
>>67658184
2017 Spurs
Conley/Parker/Mills
Korver/Green/Manu
Kawhi/Anderson/Simmons
Aldridge/West/Duncan
Horford/Duncan/Bobo
Christ, how do you stop the 2017 Spurs?
>Serge Ibaka has a younger brother
>He plays for Oklahoma State University
http://www.okstate.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=2827
CONGOLESE BASKETBALL FAMILY DYNASTY ON THE COMEUP
>>67658184
>the Cavs in a criminally weak East
>>67658184
Iverson cucked them out of greatness
>>67658240
**
conley/parker/mills
leonard/green/hield
durant/anderson/simmons
aldridge/horford/duncan
whiteside/marjanovic/ p gasol
fixed that for you bro
answer: you don't
>>67658184
>The Sixers biggest accomplishment in my lifetime was winning 1 (ONE) game in the finals
>>67658280
Aw boo hoo
this is pretty cool of them
>>67658184
Cavs are currently doing so
I fucking hate them and if they get btfo in the finals I'm gonna have a nice lel at their expense because they've had everything gift-wrapped to them up to this point. They'll be well rested for the finals and whoever comes out of the West will be drained
>>67658127
golden state isn't small market
>>67658184
spurs 2017
>>67658240
you can't
>>67658399
lel. Give it up wetback.
>>67658349
was nice of the nba to feed them assets (#1 overall picks) until lebron came back so the fans would be interested again and they could continue to profit from a fanbase desperate for success in any sport.
>dem lebron jersey rebuys
wew
god i hate ESPN
how many rings will OKC have before durant and/or westbrook leave?
>>67658492
Maybe 2
>>67658420
and they wasted the bennet and wiggins picks. their front office is a joke
playoff officiating is shit
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nba/2016/05/17/russell-westbrook-walk-refs/84481454/
>>67658447
the ship is sinking pretty hard, only a matter of time
>>67658525
Lol maybe they wasted the Bennet pick but moving Wiggins was a good trade
wew kobe
>>67653698
Noel was drafted in 2013, but he missed 2013-14 because of a torn ACL.
is lebron and his gang of BLM thugs the only thing in the way of OKC refballing their way to a championship?
>>67658533
the timed out was called from the bench as soon as Russ crossed half court. way before russ traveled.
>>67658280
We also broke Derrick rose
>>67658184
the 2016 Cleveland cavaliers
>>67658552
couldnt they have signed love as a fa though? they should have love and wiggins on the roster.
>>67657166
why the point of the oil if he already buttered the bread?
>>67658615
There's absolutely no guarantee he'd sign with them. They'd rather just get him right now in order to win right now. They didn't want to risk anything by waiting. Cavs went all in and the move looked like it paid off last year before all the injuries. If they win even 1 chip it's a good move
>>67658645
Because they're Americans
If they get the third pick predictions from Chad Ford
>>67658576
yeah my bad
meant my favorite rookie from that year
The asspained reddit mod is still making duplicate threads with the same Lelbron image and opening message.
Where is the german janny when you need him? The knicks wont get the 1st pick anyways.
>quick little monkeys is somehow offensive in this day and age
He should've just gone all out and said they're like quick little niggers running away from the whip
canada?
>>67658690
bender city
>>67657510
I think he was going to say something besides monkeys, probably a cuss word, and thought better of it. Monkey was just an animal that's spastic and moves around quickly.
I remember kobe saying something about steph curry "hes never being up and never being down he is just there." Can anybody tell me kobe meant by that statement
Guys....
>>67658823
HINKIE WAS RIGHT
![Kyrie Irving And Iman Shumpert Running Man Challenge [Cleveland Cavaliers Edition].webm](https://i.imgur.com/mZbsfMO.jpg "Kyrie Irving And Iman Shumpert Running Man Challenge [Cleveland Cavaliers Edition]")
>>67653378
>>67658823
IN HINKIE WE TRUST
>>67658823
RIGGED FOR HINKIE
TRUST THE PROCESS
>>67658864
i don't understand this meme why is everyone doing this and where did it come from
>>67658823
He's deleted it!
RIGGED
>>67658823
lmao deleted
>>67658823
He just screwed the Sixers, the NBA is gonna change the results now because they don't want it to look rigged.
>>67658823
ok look 7kt is in britain
who is named christian related to 7kt? if that's his middle name then it confirms it
>>67658823
JUST DRAFT INGRAM PLEASE
>>67658896
There's not much to do in cleveland
Somebody is a little upset..
which team would cause the most butthurt on /sp/ by winning the Finals?
>“Well, you know what, he was getting a little banged up and I was like, if he’s going to go the distance, you got to take care of your body,” Jefferson said with a smirk. “You know what I’m saying? Like, that’s really what it is at the end of the day. Like, we do a lot of stretching. ... It’s about taking care and preserving your body and Kev, once things started progressing, he decided he wanted to take care of his body and wanted to laminate himself.”
>When asked who embarked on the ridiculous task of actually taking Lil’ Kev to a photocopy store for lamination, Jefferson declined to comment.
>“I feel like you’re getting a little personal into Lil’ Kevin’s life,” he said. “We like to keep things basketball related.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwQXiHxTZDY
>Cavaliers Adult Dance Party (RJ's Snapchat: rjeff24)
https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4/zr5u.mp4
>>67658823
Delete this.
>>67659014
Warriors obviously
>>67659001
he's right to be upset. the poll should simply include all four teams.
>>67659014
Da Land
>>67659022
richard jefferson is the cornballest of cornball brothers. glad he's never winning shit
>>67659014
Toronto winning would cause more shitposting than any other team. Fuckin Canucks.
>>67659001
toronto is such a a sensitive city and has this massive persecution complex
>>67659001
but he says that they're not the slightest bit offended.....
ok
post yfw the cavs win the lottery tonight
>>67659014
Warriors are the only genuine assblasting team left. Shitposting for the Warriors isn't even fun. Shitposting for the Thunder, Cavs, and Raptors are all fun.
>>67659001
He has every right to be. You should give all teams a chance. Even if it isn't likely for them to win, you need to be unbiased and even all teams the likelihood of winning.
Im going to break everything in my room if LA loses this pick... a little over 3 hrs away from a full remodel. No bullshit...
>>67658690
>chad ford
>>67659131
What if you end up with the 3rd pick?
>>67659014
Warriors or Raptors
>>67659001
He's right though
>>67659120
>>67659014
Warriors
/sp/ is literally bandwagoning for LeBron to win one for da land because warriors cause so much butthurt ffs
>>67659126
this.
I mean, there's only four fucking teams.
Why list three of them and "other"? What the hell else "other" team could it be but the Raptors?
>>67659180
nah senpai, I cannot fucking stand the thunder and want them to get B-T-F-O
I'll be happy with a warriors or raptors ship
>>67658823
top kek
Hinkie doing Hinkie things
how come news outlets aren't tearing curry a new asshole for that god awful 4th q last night
if it was lebron or kobe or KD they'd be running pieces every 12 minutes about how big of a chokejob it was
>>67659131
>No bullshit
Yeah right
>>67658823
>brought in colangelo in accordance with nba's wishes
>first team to sign up with a company for ads on jerseys
>now this
Pretty much confirmed that 76ers win the lottery
Laker legend has signed him!! He's now the official leader of RBL
>>67658823
>Sixers get 5th now
last digit is where Lakers pick falls in the lottery tonight
first digit is how many Laker interns Mitch strangles after
>>67659241
>tfw i used to play pokemon with Westballz in elementary school
what up burbank
So apparently the lottery is pre-recorded and Dikembe leaked the results.
Sorry Lakerbro but the 76ers are getting Ben Simmons.
>mfw Ben Simmons held off on signing a shoe contract because he would have gotten more money if he got drafted by the Lakers but now Nike and Adidas are going to offer him chump change because he's getting drafted by the 76ers
Stupid kid got too greedy
>>67659211
nice try
Does mutunbo hate the Sixer's? He just cost them the #1 pick
anyone have the webm of cj mcollum dropping curry?
@royceyoung
Steven Adams said he's just has a bruise on his hand. If the tape bothers him: "Just for looks, mate. Trying to get some street cred."
>>67659273
adidas and nike will offer the same money if he goes to the sixers. lakers are just an upgrade nice try fag. i read @nickdepaula too
simmons is a lock for la to reunite with russell
>>67659296
hhaha epic ! xD
Who Curry? Stef Curry? You mean Stephanie? Lmao I ain't worried bout no white girl I don't even remember her.. might have fucked her in the club bathroom a week ago or somethin
>>67659241
>M2K was the ayy81 stalker this whole time
that explains his intense autism
>>67659241
JOHN WALL ON SUICIDE WATCH HAHAHAHA
>>67659014
FUCK STEPH CURRY
>>67659204
this
I don't think the Lakers stay at #2, they either get 1 or drop to 3.
https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/732677769398788097
Did the cookie monster defy adam silver?
if Philly does get the draft then it was probably because the powers that be were tired of them tanking all the time
FUCK DAT PUSY ASS NIGGA STEPH CURRY HE IN THE ILLUMINATI
https://twitter.com/officialmutombo/status/732681253091201028?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet
T O P K E K
>>67659344
thanks
>>67659360
3 would suck. would rather lose it than get three. if lakers keep this year's pick, they lose next year's pick unless they get top three again. but if they lose this year's pick they are guaranteed next year's pick, in a draft that's better than this one (fultz, giles, jackson)
basically lakers better pray for #1 to grab simmons. ingram is nice but missing out on simmons would suck cock
We won bros! Mutumbo announcing the Sixers got the #1 pick just cost them the #1 pick! It's ours now!
>>67659397
oh shit nigga saved
>>67659344
if this happened on anyone else it would be on every sports outlet 24/7
why are they trying to protect him so hard? chris paul steps on his shoe and trips and its the biggest thing, curry gets crossed up and its like it never happened
>>67659417
Who the fuck cares about the media Jesus christ
>>67659344
kind of like how jason terry did the same thing last year
Who was better in their prime?
Wade or Vince Carter
>>67659344
>one coach does a half assed pushoff motion
they knew CJ straight schooled him
>>67659417
it was the play of the week. I don't think it's so much that Curry is getting crossed up, moreso that C.J. LiterallywhoCollum is the one crossing him up
Curry? I'll eat that again for breakfast like I did yesterday in a few days hahhahahahaha
>>67659126
fucking this
Steven Adams said he's just has a bruise on his hand. If the tape bothers him: "Just for looks, mate. Trying to get some street cred."
>>67659447
Do you have a version that isn't written in arabic?
hows the upcoming draft class?
>>67659445
>Took a team to a championship
>Never took a team past the second round
gee thats hard
Dikembe MutomboVerified account
@officialmutombo
Sorry, guys.Got excited about the @sixers odds and got ahead of myself.Still keeping my fingers crossed for tonight.
Google don't lie
Lmao Mutombo a dead man if we don't get the first pick
>>67659466
this year or next year? cause next year is much better than this year. huge drop off/gamble on the picks after the top two this year
who is this?
>>67659465
http://official.nba.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/4/2016/05/L2M-OKC-GSW-5-16-16.pdf
>>67659468
meant for >>67659442
post yfw the sixers grab the 1st and 4th picks
>>67659488
thx bb
>>67659492
sixers will never be good no matter how many picks and players they hoard. i masturbated to sixerstwitter after hinkie left. they were so depondent lmao
>>67659486
Westbrook
>>67659486
That's young Westbrook.
>>67659492
>>67657357
I hate Curry but his wife is beautiful
Silly monkeys
>>67659510
What? That's Kobe, you posted the wrong picture....
>>67659485
this year
>>67657357
gay gay gay gayyyy
>>67659513
she might have been decent looking 5 years ago before she put on 50 pounds
>marrying a woman in your early 20s, basically giving her the ability let herself go with no consequences
>>67657357
nah she's a qt
>>67659525
>>67659513
she's a chipmunk, her lard ass is going to only get worse the more she eats her own shitty food
get some taste anon
>>67659525
287
>>67659525
Uhh...
>>67659486
westbrook
#Raptors G Kyle Lowry says of LeBron "I would never throw any shade on one of the greatest players in the history of basketball."
-- Mike Mazzeo (@MazzESPN) May 17, 2016
>>67659492
saved
>>67659516
Some quick little monkeys in this thread m8.
i swear nba street vol 2 and nba jam are the only fun basketball games. i dont see how you guys play those boring muh realism 2k games
I want OKC or DA LAND to take out the warriors so much because the cuck posting will be on a level that it would have been for 18-1.
Some of yall so called GS fans really thought they was gonna sweep OKC, dummies tricked the game off 3s and Westbrook went to work. Comedy today at work lol
>>67657357
i am pretty sure she was the reacher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTzkVGSeIQk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX5G-NvD5Wo
>The Indiana Pacers have wanted to play at a faster pace over the past year and made a coaching change this offseason replacing Frank Vogel with Nate McMillan.
>McMillan's teams as head coach have played at a slow pace, ranking 24th, 27th, 15th, 27th, 28th, 29th, 29th, 30th, 30th, and 30th.
wtf did larry bird just not like frank vogel?
>>67659565
stop posting saved on every file you save you fuckin bitch im sick of seeing your saved posts
>>67659579
Agreed man, sports games that don't have some sort of non realistic gimmick are lame as fuck. If I wanted realistic basketball I'd go outside and play it myself.
>>67659579
nba ballers was fun as fuck too
>>67659563
I fucking hate how everyone has to watch what they say now and if someone finds something offensive they immediately have to apologize.
Anyone know what time and channel the lottery is on. I want to see if my bucks win it. Then again it's rigged and the Lakers are going to win it. They're going to select Ben Simmons and with deanglo they will form ANOTHER Lakers dynasty
>>67659604
HALF MAN HALF AMAZING
>>67658765
what
>>67659544
Ayye my favorite horror manga
>>67657357
better?
PS her husband was an NBA bust (Spanoulis)
>yfw 7KT makes a return for the lottery
>>67659687
lmfao
>>67659687
>being this much of a little bitch
fuck off self-hating Canadian Clopper. Nice try trying to sabotage us.
>>67659608
This
It's getting to the point we can't speak without being whipped in line about everything. Sooner or later we're going to have an entire generation that only aligns to one view and can't express themselves.
Will /nba/ have a stream up for the draft, or will >we have to rely on finding some laggy YouTube stream?
>>67659660
Junji is based
Too bad he can't end anything
how early you like your thread senpaitachi?
>>67659705
>>67659705
>>67659705
>>67659679
I just emailed him at his email listed on the sixers site, it didn't get bounced so let's see..
>>67659726
>41 posts early
kys
>>67659417
It was literally on the front page of ESPN
wew kobe
Kobe wew
>>67659709
good thing by then ill be in east asia on my path to enlightenment
guys its time to wew kobe
wew kobe wew
are we really gonna just wew kobe for 40 posts
W e w
>>67659541
>>67659550
She is a beauty you faggots
do thhey pick up from 14, or down from 1?
wew kobe
>>67659799
discuss something then
wew kobe
NO. FUCK THAT THREAD.
WE STILL HAVE 30 MORE POSTS.
Wew kobe
wew westbroko
W
>>67659001
Did they really list us as other? What the fuck man.
ayy how about that kobe guy huh
wew
>>67659611
Are you dumb? What channel would most likely show a draft lottery? even if you are wrong, you can still check. Oh and google it faggot
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE WITH MAKING THREADS SO FUCKING EARLY?
THIS THREAD ISN'T GONNA FALL TO PAGE 10 IN 5 SECONDS.
FUCKING STOP MAKING EARLY THREADS FUCKING HELL
Woo koebee
>>67659865
It's just 1 faggot who keeps doing it on purpose
>>67659808
Agreed. Would fuck everyday
wew kobe kobe wew
wew westbrook
>>67659844
Legit disrespect because no one can be this fucking lazy at making a poll for 4 options
wew kawhi
W E W K O B E
E
W
K
O
B
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GIMMIE A W
>>67659879
why do you hate me so much canada?
weve been at this for months now i will not be stopped
When did this Wesbrook=Kobe meme started?
>>67659799
Wew Kobe
>>67659808
She's fit for sucking with those chipmunk cheeks but nothing else
>>67659745
lol nice
>>67659898
Honestly I find this pretty funny, they are probably so mad about not having d wade vs lebron.
Good job team kobe
wew kobe wew
>>67659705
>>67659705
>>67659705
new thread
>>67659993
>make millions upon millions
>settle for this
Christians BAKA
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