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Monaco Grand Prix is May 29th
Rosberg 100
Räikkönen 61
Hamilton 57
Vettel 48
Ricciardo 48
Amx 38
>>67632793
Does anyone think tricky ricky or amd amx have a chance at a podium in Monaco?
mclaren-honda verstappen f1 champion 2018
screenshot this
bottas will never win a race
>>67632884
If everything goes as usual (opposite of Spain), Mercedes will take 1-2. The final podium place is up for grabs and it will be between Red Bull and Ferrari. Qualifying is crucial, almost deciding. Sure, Bully or AMX might get a podium, but so might Gimi or Pingpong.
Race should be dry.
>>67632903
Hopefully you are right.
>>67632954
Fair enough, I figured the same, I'm very curious how RBR and Ferrari compare in Monaco.
>>67632983
Rbr on top.
Here you can see the difference between one of the greats and a complete idiot.
Unlike Hamilton, Häkkinen backs off and on the next lap pulls an overtake that is still talked about.
Who /haas/ here?
>>67632983
I expect Ferrari to nick it from Red Bull. Ferrari was already better last year and now they've abandoned the awful pull-rod suspension, Vettel and Räikkönen will like the handling more and be more competitive. Also, should be more cloudier and cooler than Spain so suits Ferrari.
>>67632998
Are you shitposting or do you genuinely feel this way (because of there chassis)?
>>67633050
their*
>>67633047
That sounds good, hope to see the Ferraris battling the RBRs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE_zZp6uoic
>>67633047
IIIIII LOOOOOVVEEEEEE HAKKINEN!!!!!!!!!
>>67633020
Exactly. He chose wrong. He should have tried on the outside but he didn't. At that point he should have backed off.
Will be interesting to see what he will do next time - will he lunge again or will he back off? I think that crash got inside his head.
>>67633020
Chocosenna BTFO
First win for Tag Heuer. They make amazing watches and it seems like their engines are pretty comfy, too.
How big is F1 in Funland?
Reminder that if the Mercs hadn't crashed Max would have finished in 3rd, the same place Kvyat finished in China
>>67633199
about so big
>>67633208
Yeah but verstappen did it without prodding a ferrari off the track.
>>67633020
>Unlike Hamilton, Häkkinen backs off and on the next lap pulls an overtake that is still talked about.
well, you can take the risk, but not three turns into the race lol. ego bigger than the brain.
>>67633199
Not that big anymore. It was huge in the late 90s and early 00s when Häkkinen was winning and there was no pay channel.
Apparently they even showed replays of Max's win during some concert here in the Netherlands
(Warning it's potato quality)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE_zZp6uoic
>>67633165
>They make amazing watches
Pretty meh nowadays.
>>67633301
It's easily one of the biggest sellers for the pay channels but yeah popularity has declined.
Hope it will really be this
Please I want to lick it.
>>67633301
>>67633332
Same as Brazil, then. It has fallen in popularity since Senna died, but is still quite popular.
> get news that Red Bull gets upgraded engine already at Monaco
> verstappenwinslol
> bookmakers have not yet responded to news
> mfw
>>67633376
as much as you want to lick your sister's cooch?
>>67633382
the more powerful your engine is at monaco
the slower you become
Friendly reminder that the incident wouldn't have happened and even Hamilton wouldn't be so crazy to attempt something like that if he wasn't so visibly concerned over the fact that he is getting destroyed in the championship and likely won't win it this year. If he was leading the championship, he would not have taken such a risk.
I personally am enjoying seeing a paniced and nervous Hamilton. He's only like 2 races away from the longest winless streak in his entire career.
>>67633385
The smell satisfied more than enough, no thanks.
Friendly reminder that if Hamilton was white you'd all be on his side and not the racist Jewberg
>>67633382
>powerful engine
>relevant at Monaco
>>67633455
That's probably true. If Hamilton was white, he wouldn't behave like a nigger.
Is this season dominated by meme magic?
>>67633199
It's popular but generally with older people. Moving it onto a mega jew paychannel package (thats getting more and more expensive every year) really hurt its popularity along with the fact that Kimi has been varying levels of shit post-WDC. Wouldn't say its hugely popular with younger people though and the only person I talk to about F1 is my dad lol
I can't believe Kimi is actually second in the championship in a season with 2 Mercs and Vettel as a teammate. He would actually still be ahead of Vettel if Vettel finished Sochi, or even if Vettel finished 3rd in Sochi instead of Kimi. the absolute madman
Postan best Gimi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va4rbre9h9Q
>>67633408
Front wing will be much larger than that.
>>67633455
If he was white he wouldn't be in F1.
I'm not against him or him being black but he has said that his dad "sold" him to McLaren and sponsors as a child as "the first black driver in F1" and played this up a lot, as an opportunity to help a black driver make it all the way to Formula 1 etc. Obviously it helped that he was quick in the car but Hamilton's father very clearly used the blackness to an advantage. Not that I blame him and I'm just saying if he was a white driver who's good with no backing he would probably end up like they generally do.
>>67633020
>Schumi
>Mika
>Old cars
>McLaren not a joke
>Groovy tyres
>More than one opportunity to overtake in a race
I want to go back
>>67633467
Not as important as with other circuits no, but could very well be that little extra push to get you first in qualification.
>>67633575
he is not black. his mother is white. notice hamilton avoids white people.
What number would Grosjean run if/when he does NASCAR this year? 10 is taken and 8 is probably being jewed.
>>67633020
This desu fampai.
>>67633376
>it's a driving soda-can
>>67633577
I miss the old times.
>>67633603
his stepmum is white, his biological mum is mixed race
>>67633332
You missed the joke and five repeating digits.
>>67633513
The channel is getting more and more expensive every year while they've been cutting back the production value. They used to send a crew to every race and commentators were at the track. Now the commentators stay in Finland and they don't have a crew at every race anymore. Or at least that's what I've heard #henno #thankyou #blessed #finnishboy
>>67633577
fuck those groove tyres. they're ugly and killed zanardi's career.
;_;
http://www.formula1.com/content/fom-website/en/video/2016/5/Kimi_R_ikk_nen_haastattelu_kilpailun_j_lkeen_Espanjassa.html
>noh, harmittaahan se tietenkin
Kimi a CUTE :3
He has given a lot more detailed answers in interviews this years, and it's almost as he's giving a fuck about the driving.
kill yourself if you like ricciardo fucking reddit normi shit tier low life beaner
>>67633557
Why is this guy not a commentator for Sky instead of David "Fettel Feshtappn" Croft?
>>67633657
Has his accent gotten worse? I don't understand shit.
>>67633665
team autism strikes again
>>67633690
Cooltard cucked hard
>>67633577
>grooved tires
Absolutely fucking disgusting.
The only things I miss from the old era: the sound of V10s, the look of the cars (will be fixed next year), cars being absolute monsters in corners (will be fixed next year), drivers being able to push from start to finish (will be fixed next year) and challenging circuits with gravel traps.
Btw, the only reason they don't have gravel traps as much as before is that the cars will roll more easily on gravel... why does it matter if the car rolls? The car is still slowing down and the drivers is well protected. I just want them to get rid of the parking lots surrounding the tracks. At least put some gravel/grass outside the white lines and then asphalt behind it.
>>67633637
Yea they commentate from Helsinki for most of the races, have some very basic analysis compared to say Sky. I think they have 1 person who flies to the races to do the interviews or they just get someone to hold the microphone when another partner channel (Viasat or something) interviews the driver. It's a bit embarrassing really
>>67633665
just doing my job.
>>67633360
looks amazing
>>67632789
1.- What the fuck is that game? looks nice
2- This is how they used to race in the 50s and 60s
>>67633817
Assetto Corsa @ black cat raceway w/ Lotus ExosI presume, a gentleman racer formula car w/ TC and stuff.
>>67633657
Is there a video for full post race conference?
>>67633817
>This is how they used to race in the 50s and 60s
Lewis Hamilton coming through.
>>67633711
And the whole package costs like, what, 300 euros per season?
>>67632903
>felipe massa will never win another race
>he will never experience the bliss of winning a championship
>he will never return to his pre-2009 accident form
>williams will keep dragging him down with not-as-competitive cars and shitty pit stops and strategies until he retires
>>67633710
>why does it matter if the car rolls?
Because then the car is in an uncontrollable and unpredictable situation.
It might dig in and flip into the fence or over the tecpro or back into the gravel upside down submarining the driver.
With tarmac you crash and just slide into the tecpro. You might hit it faster but the tecpro is designed for that.
It's better for circuit designers and the FIA to design around things that are known and can be simulated in programs which gives them reliable results rather than relying on anecdotal evidence and hope.
>>67633886
Lotus Exos T125 to be exact. IIRC Lotus made it when they made their return to F1 as warm up of sorts.
>>67634094
tecpro is a really shit barrier for motorsports compared to tyres
>>67634084
>he will never experience the bliss of winning a championship
And he only has himself to blame.
>>67634094
Then make huge gravel traps. Also, modern cars don't get submerged like pre 2000 cars used to do
>>67633610
>it's a driving soda-can
the first thing to come to mind
How to fix F1
>remove fuel limitation altogether - teams will quickly figure out what is the ultimate strategy and this will lead to teams pushing hard the whole race and it won't be embarrassing 10 seconds slower than quali shit like we have now that looks GP2 tier
>Tires that aren't absolute shit and can withstand pushing (should be coming next year)
that's it
>>67634380
>good looking cars
>tires wont be shit
>most circuits are at least decent
>more overtaking
2017 is gonna be nice, but still needs
>remove fuel limitation altogether
>at the very least V8 engines, V10 would be optimal
Then F1 would be great again.
>>67633222
lol
*holds fingers this far apart*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHkYQBbqLzo
FACKING BIZARRE
![McLaren_MP4-2C_rear_Porsche_Museum[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bmFUd99.jpg "McLaren MP4-2C rear Porsche Museum[1]")
>>67634380
moar tire grip
>>67633962
haven't found one yet.
>>67634583
Does anyone know why those holes are in all tires? What are they for, or are they just a side effect of the tire production?
>>67633047
>now they've abandoned the awful pull-rod suspension
Don;t even remind me of that fucking joke.
daily reminder that first contact sport that came into Vettel's mind was pingpong
>>67634640
when the hole rolls over the ground, it compresses the air, creating a small explosion that propels the car forwards
>>67634364
btw people who are wondering why they didn't just expand the corner outwards and put bigger barriers there, there is your answer on the right
Berger said him and Senna went to look at the corner at some point after Berger had crashed there and basically concluded that you can't move the barrier back any more
>>67633020
Mika and Schumacher's closing speed was far far lower. Hamilton made gargantuan leaps on Nico and by the time he was there he couldn't back off anymore.
>>67634640
a way to monitor tyre wear.
>hole is 5 mm deep
>after a stint it's only 3 mm deep
>wear was 2 mm
WOW
>>67633962
Looking for this as well, the best I've found is some shitty spanish and russian dubbed version.
>>67634500
Yeah. I mean if I went full fantasy-mode I would drop a few tracks and bring in some others along with all this other stuff but I was referring more to things that could actually happen within the next years
Return to a V8 would be fantastic but I guess the engine manufacturers don't want it because muh road car relevance
>>67634730
7/10
>>67634790
Thanks, I didn't know, wouldn't it work to just measure the circumference of the tire?
>>67634094
>>67634364
Absolutely fucking fixed.
>>67634380
>>67634500
>fix F1
>F1 would be great again
The problem is the only companies with enough money to spend what Formula 1 currently costs are the auto manufacturers, and they care less about entertaining race fans and more about whether there's a marketing tie-in that works for them.
What sold cars, gasoline, cigarettes, and booze 20-30-40 years ago is irrelevant in an era when people are becoming less and less interested in cars at all.
In the not too distant future auto racing will be contested between self-driving electric cars.
>>67634897
well, yes, but that takes too long and needs instruments.
>>67633577
>no overtaking except through pit lane
>cars couldn't follow each other well at all
>results already predetermined and predictable as fuck based on fuel loads
Why?
>>67634897
Yeah, but it would probably require a more complicated tool. I have no idea how they measure it nowadays, there's no holes in the Pirellis, right?
>>67634917
Fair enough. I'm guessing the impact on tire performance / wear is negligible then?
>>67634926
>push it to the limit starts playing
>>67634953
you seen the marbles which are flying off the tires?
I guess they can handle a couple of mm-wide holes.
>>67634926
yolo :-DD
>>67634500
2017 won't have more overtaking, the cars are going to be even more aero dependent with the widening of the wings, it will be pre 2009 all over again, just faster
>>67634264
no I don't think so https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7goXvwbvwlg
>>67634945
No but they have bars at the side to measure the wear I think
>>67634945
I'm not sure actually, I'm guessing they have the tools to do this easily available to them now, or tire performance so important now the effort is worth it.
>>67634964
Yeah I'm sure they can handle it, but I was expecting every possible performance improvement to be implemented, this kinda seems like it might be one.
>>67633043
HAAS! HAAS! HAAS!
Guti was making a run for the points border, but got snagged by the F1 la migre' before he could get across.
Soon, though.
Soon.
>>67634908
This. There NEEDS to be a punishment for running wide, be it a gravel trap or grass. Maybe even an astroturf sort of thing that is designed to have no grip at all. Of course some safetycuck is going to argue that this will cause too many accidents but whatever.
The problem is biggest at tilkedromes and e.g. the best strategy into T2 at Sochi during the start would be to break just a bit and go intentionally wide and bypass the whole start mess and breeze through the huge asphalt section and rejoin into T3 without even breakign the rules. Like what Alonso and Hamilton ended up doing
>>67633575
Requesting Wesley_Graves.jpg
>>67634971
>implying 2004-2008 were not one some the best seasons ever
>>67634908
>>67635131
That's exactly why they don't have the gravel traps anymore - safety. And the teams probably prefer it too because it means they're less likely to be out of a race.
>>67634908
Yeah, I think that would be the best solution
>>67634738
pic related? Just an idea, don't know if it would have been even possible. Also keeping that bare concrete wall in a high speed corner was retarded. Senna would be alive today if a good tire wall would have been there.
Anyway, even post-1994 Imola was still a GOAT tier track
>>67635350
you'd still need runoff/gravel on the exit of tamburello
>>67635131
>There NEEDS to be a punishment for running wide
Very much what drivers from earlier eras have said for a while. Safety is essential, but making the sport so safe there aren't any consequences for poor driving leads to its own driver dangers and is damaging to the sport itself.
It would be easy to do, either with a low-tech solution (e.g., some kind of coating that would stick to the tires but not decrease traction drastically, stewards see the paint instant penalty) or high-tech (recognition cameras that automatically apply a HP reduction for a time if they capture a car in the "off track" section).
>>67633314
cringe
>>67635568
>penalty
I'm sick and tired of fucking penalties.
>>67633020
yes, back off and then get stuck behind for the rest of race
taking both of them out was actually a great move and saved him losing another 7 points to Rosberg
>>67633314
>>67635577
Oops I just noticed I posted the wrong link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb9VAjaF_Po
But yeah it might be a bit over exaggerating. On the other hand people seem to be really happy about it and what is wrong with that in the end
>>67635131
>>67635568
I can't remember where I read it, but someone once suggested putting tire barriers a short distance from the track to discourage running wide, and all the gravel you'd regularly need to have behind the tires
it would also stop Alonso-esque crashes as the impact with the tires would not only slow the car down significantly but they would drag along the gravel and scrub off speed even quicker
>>67635697
Penalties in the sense of immediate and real consequences.
For example, a really easy to implement one would be loss of HP for some number of seconds, or perhaps not being able to use DRS on the next lap.
Do all Finnish girls age this bad?
All of this talk about safety seems so excessive considering that if you drive like you should and follow the rules its almost impossible to kill yourself in a F1 car. If you can walk away from Alonso and Kubica-tier crashes without dying then I would say the safety requirements for the cars are on point.
Senna cucked the sport hard
>>67635968
Senna, Ratzenberger and Bianchi all died because of retarded third parties.
https://youtu.be/F6rmEEJ3QGE
fucking hell kevin.
>>67636139
CAME
>>67636161
AND
>>67636161
LIKE
>>67636181
HIT
>>67635968
>if you drive like you should and follow the rules
then you won't have a seat in F1 for very long.
Good thread.
>>67636211
true, this is why Massa is where he is and always will be, too nice, too sedated, not edgy enough and not prepared to be an asshole for gains.
>>67636221
i was not aware donald trump liked f1.
:^)
>>67636246
MAKE FINLAND GREAT AGAIN
Is he rocking like, 3 VIP passes?
>just STRAT 12 my shit up senpai
Another important thing to remember about driver safety: now that drivers are multi-million dollar animals team ownership wants them protected, just as they would one of their expensive racehorses.
While risk and danger may be important to the hoi polloi, racing has passed the point where owners will allow serious risks to their driver investment.
And since teams are now much more closely associated with auto manufacturers, and safety and efficiency - not speed - sells cars, those manufacturers don't want their brands tarnished by dead or maimed drivers.
Would you?
>>67636482
Depends on quality of cooch odor 2bh
>>67636482
>the exact face as her brother
holy kek
>>67636482
SHE HAS THE WEIRDEST FUCKING LAUGH EVER WHAT THE FUCK
>>67636314
Again?
>>67636841
Again.
>>67636863
YELLOW
>>67636950
CAB
>>67636969
WHICH
>china: kvyat pushes vettel into kimi, ruining kimi's race. vettel hollers at kvyat in the cooldown room.
>russia: kvyat smashes into vettel, twice, knocking him out of the race. vettel pooperplundered. vettel complains to horner. horner gives vettel a cheeky nod and wink. kvyat gets canned the next day. mad max moves up to red bull.
>spain: hamilton crashes into rosberg, knocking them both out of race. mad max goes on to win, with kimi following close behind for over 20 laps and never bothering to attempt a pass. mad max becomes the youngest driver in history to win a GP by almost three years.
hmm, very interesting. this smells like a huge conspiracy to promote mad max to demigod status. based on the facts there is no doubt in my mind that it's true.
>>67633479
underrated post
>>67636999
hmm miellenkiintoisaa
>>67635201
kek. he's pretty niggery himself.
>>67633557
I miss James Allen he was pretty comfy
>>67633577
Idk why but grooved tires were just more aesthetic. I always found slicks to be uglier.
>>67637218
jaa
>>67637356
"share" desu
>Antonio Fuoco testing for ferrari
more like antionio fucko
>>67637337
opposite for me.
>>67637284
pic related
>>67637410
tell mika salo to share the love and stop hating on gimi.
>>67637284
>And we are......... RACIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGG!!!!!!!1!!!1111!!!!
>>67637474
He will never stop hating him. I guess he's mad that he lost his "Finn driving for Ferrari" status to Kimi.
>>67637567
jesus christ, salo is more of a loser than i thought.
http://www.formula1.com/content/fom-website/en/latest/headlines/2016/5/f1-spain-hamilton-rosberg-drivers-go-for-gaps.html
>"When there's a gap, you go for it...."
JEEESUS CHRIST I bet he couldn't fucking WAIT to say this. Bet he would cream his pants if Sir Jackie interviewed him, anything to try so unbelievably hard to be Senna 2.0.
It's basically impossible to defend this guy anymore, even as a long fan of his from his junior days and his Mclaren prime.
From his fucking #blessed douchebag posts on instagram and his surprisingly depressing sad and material life he posts on Snapchat, I can't find a better guy to have this taint their image, even to the smallest degree.
Sir Jackie Stewart says Hamilton should be disciplined for causing crash with Rosberg: "Hamilton is to blame."
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/formulaone/article-3593640/Lewis-Hamilton-disciplined-Mercedes-Nico-Rosberg-crash-says-Sir-Jackie-Stewart.html
>>67637621
still i rise
>>67637284
>>67637541
James Allen used to annoy me because he seemed to fake being excited sometimes or overdo it (Jenson winning for example.) But looking back he was infinitely better than Crofty. He had legitimately insightful things to say sometimes and had a lot of anecdotes from his long time in the paddock. I wish we had him back. But I also guarantee if Allen had never left and we never had to sit through Crofty every fucking session, we would be whinging about how he is so annoying instead.
>>67637631
>>67637621
lel, you can't make this shit up
>>67637567
>>67637597
His retarded haircut and the Ferrari+Marlboro suit makes it look very classy imo You know, like those cool pictures of badass drivers from the 70s
>>67637728
fuck him. badoer should have been in the seat. yes, i am still mad.
>>67633050
Theyre much better at slow speed corners, look at sector 3 from Spain they were much more stable. the Ferrari's only advantage was power
>>67637699
this
>>67637631
reminder that Sir Jackie is one of the most based elders of the sport
>stop being so intolerant of me not wanting to be played by a faggot in my own movie
lol
>>67637728
>you'll never see cig ads anymore
>>67637781
that was moss, no?
>>67636999
Americans at their finest
>>67637728
>qualifying 18th on the grid
>2.2s off the pace
>in a ferrari
>>67637798
>that pic
babby's first rise
Imagine both Mercedes crashing clean every single race like Spain GP.
F1 was honestly fun to watch now without them even though it's a shit track.
>>67637781
That was definitely Sir Stirling that said that, and yes, Moss is one of the most based elders of the sport. I like Jackie too though.
>>67637813
oh no you are right, it was Moss. Was he also the one making fun of women drivers? Or was that at least Stewart?
>>67637850
moss too. check his wiki. stewart is pc.
>>67636999
Yes, Ferrari, Mercedes and Red Bull, both the teams and drivers are all in this to make one rookie look real good. I think I even heard some cheering and laughing when Rosberg and Hamilton got in their little booth after the "crash".
WAKE UP SHEEPLE! SPAIN WAS AN INSIDE JOB!
>>67637897
Well Bernie did go talk to Toto pre-race to try and "make Mercedes less dominant". Of course when Toto was asked about this he " didn't know anything". Next thing you know Rosberg "accidentally" puts the car in the wrong mode, the defending champion makes a "mistake", Red Bull gives their 2nd guy the winning strategy as well as Ferrari. Raikkonen doesn't attempt a pass and now we have a "revived" Formula 1 with the youngest driver ever giving it "just the boost it needed".
Well played, Bernie.
Anybody knows anything more about that chicane they were paving at the Red Bull Ring? Are we going to see this beauty come back??
>>67638004
Where's your coat of arms, Lestah Peru?
>>67634339
>And he only has himself to blame.
>Only
He got fucked over by Ferrari and that cunt Briatore.
Joe Lee & Palmer
>>67638286
sergeeoh PEREZ
also.
ben edwards:
>ehsteben
>>67632789
What game?
>>67638218
>He got fucked over by Ferrari
If it wasn't for Ferrari and Schumacher retiring he wouldn't even have his chance to be a champion though.
I agree that he was fucked by Briatore, Piquet Jr. and Alonso (dindu noffin).
>>67637954
>Well Bernie did go talk to Toto pre-race to try and "make Mercedes less dominant"
I think Bernie was just doing that for his old pal Max Mosley.
"I thought the 'M' in 'BDSM' was for 'Mercedes'"
How long until the FIA bans celebrations with sparkling alcohol for fear of offending Muslims?
>>67638410
It's already banned in Muslamic countries though.
>>67638343
Val Terry Butt Ass
>>67638451
reeo harryantoh
>>67638286
these Croft jokes are great, keep em coming
>>67638471
Kiwi At
Make top 6 best drivers best drivers on the grid. Pretend all cars are exactly the same and it's qualification round. Go!
>>67638483
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Raikkonen
5. Ricciardo
6. Verstappen
>>67638478
AND THERE'S FELIPAY NAZZUR
>>67638519
Veshtappun
Ricardo
>>67638549
PAHSKAL VAIRLINE
I never realized until now how empty my life is, the only thing I'm looking forward is the next GP and it's memes
>>67638563
SUHBASTION FETTUL
>>67638563
KIMMY RAYCONAN
CARLOS SAYNS
>>67638603
NEEKO HÜLKENBUURG
>>67638602
I'm sorry, Valteri
>>67638637
AND IS THAT ROBERT QUEUEBIKKA?
:^)
want a claire williams gf
>>67638483
VET
HAM
ROS
RAI
ALO
VES
>>67638645
I cant think of another way to pronounce 'Nico'
>>67638680
lel
>>67638713
Naycow?
>>67638713
neko
New here why is the Monoco Grand Prix have more prestige to it than any other Grand Prix??
Slot Gap
>>67638713
nick-o.
>>67638736
GOODNESS ME, WHAT IS AYEAIRTUN SENNAH DOING?
Reminder that canopies are necessary to save lives that are unnecessarily taken
>>67638779
hug the apex like it's your favourite granny.
a day late and a dollar short.
hair (as in over here)
>>67638496
>>67638696
ignoring the best in the field atm, Alonso. you guys are just repeating repeaters.
>>67638793
arr matey!
:^)
>>67633657
He has always loved the driving. He's said multiple times now that he wouldn't put up with the circus of F1 if he didn't love to race the fast cars.
>>67638762
History, richness, decadence, royals and track characteristics.
plus the fans feel they are close to the action unlike modern tracks where you only see dinky toys from a mile away.
>>67638793
That often happens with women in cars
>>67638940
I listed ALO there. But there's no way he can compete with Vettel or the nigger at 35 and after two and a half years in shit cars.
>>67638218
If he had stayed on track in Malaysia, he would have won the title by 7 points. His fault.
>>67638602
Ei vittu, oletko minä?
>>67636126
How the fuck does Palmer get away with that? He's basically right up behind the Williams as they exit the final corner.
I get it's a dumb move by Magnussen but at least try and to come back on the track.
>>67638986
I bet he still does hooligan skids in a shitbox Lada somewhere in Finland.
>>67638762
Formula 1 is about money and exclusivity far more than it's about cars and racing, and since Monaco is where Europe's monied elite congregate to avoid taxes and bask in the sun (in that order) Monaco has the highest ratio of wealthy to worthless attendees.
The race also has a bit of history and the setting's not too shabby, either.
In a way, Monaco has prestige for the reason the other Triple Crown races have prestige: those were the races racers most wanted to win, and they all tried that little bit harder, and celebrated that little bit more. After enough years the momentum of the extra intention and emotional energy sustains itself.
The difference in atmosphere at the Triple Crown races - Monaco, Indianapolis, Le Mans - is indeed palpable.
>>67638645
HIGH-ICKY KHOU-WA-LAI-NEN
I found Don Draper in the grand stands of Monza '66 in Rfactor 2
>>67638713
nico-nico
>>67638793
Not to disagree but did her death even have anything to do with the accident?
>>67639391
It might have. Parts of brains basically detached according to the reports
There was some speculation she actually committed suicide but it was covered up by her family to protect her, them and the charities she had developed.
Also some speculation her BF skull fucked her eye socket and poked too far.
>>67639391
It's hard to believe it didn't
And she died exactly one year after the accident....2spooky4me
>>67638713
Nicko. With a short "i".
>>67639506
>Also some speculation her BF skull fucked her eye socket and poked too far.
>>67639506
>her BF skull fucked her eye socket and poked too far
Will Ferrari ever stop disappointing him?
>>67639666
>Dem devil trips confirming it
All nice and squelchy as she twitches before slumping into your crotch. Blood, brain matter and cum oozing from her hole. You let go of her head and the suction causes a satisfying 'plop' as she slides off your dick and flops onto the floor.
Hope you like raspberry cream pie.
>>67639701
Seems like he's quite pleased with the development of the team after Arrivabene's entry. Said that they had "two of the best if not _the_ best drivers in their garage".
What I'm curious about is how much teams focus on this year's car and how much some shift towards 2017 with new rules and regulations yet again.
Didn't some team actually vote whether they should essentially drop development of this year's car? Fuck, can't remember which one.
>>67639776
You are a terrible person and I literally sniffed my sisters' cooch up close.
>>67639882
>Implying there is anything wrong with that Max
Jos has gone further on your sister
>>67639871
Pretty sure Haas said they are already focusing development 100% on next year
>>67640009
It sure worked for Mercedes.
>tfw can't wait to see the new 2017 cars in jerez
>>67639871
>Didn't some team actually vote whether they should essentially drop development of this year's car?
wouldn't that cost them loads of money and disappoint investors? i mean i get it they do it later in the season but now already
>>67640074
That depends on a lot of things really.
Maybe the amount of money needed to improve this year's car compared to the actual increase in performance is too big.
Some team might feel that whatever they have this year is good enough depending on the other teams around them.
>Le ultimate circuit list
>>67641449
>Malaysia shit tier
Into the trash it goes
>>67641449
>Suzuka to GOAT tier
>Albert Park to God Tier
>Silverstone and COTA to Meh tier
>Marina Bay and Shanghai to Shit tier
That's how I see it
>>67641449
>Interlagos meh tier
no
>>67641880
Kek, Sepang is boring as batshit.
>>67642204
Everytime we talk tracks here you guys always defend sepang as one of tilke's only good works
how many bongs until monaco lads
>>67642317
something like 250 bongs until fp1
>>67641449
People like the red bull ring?
Pretty meh if you ask me
>>67632793
>watching the Spanish GP on the middle of the night
>Rosberg and Hamilton kissing each other
>AMX AMD wins
>wish I watched it live with you guys
>>67635219
They absolutely werent.
If you ignore the lack of a title race we have now and just look at the on track action, you could rewatch the old races and based on fuel loads and the absolute lack of overtaking, predict the top 10 with very good accuracy, and that's not entertaining.
We have something good now, just need some better tyes that can be pushed and everyone else to catch up to Mercedes. Extending the wings, which are the main reason the cars can't follow each other, is going to undo all of that even if the cars end up much faster. The 2004 cars had stupid cornering speeds, to the point that the drivers were saying it was getting too fast, and it was a very uneventful season.
>>67642379
i'm waiting
i can't wait for quali shenanigans
Can we talk about the real significant change for 2017?
Big bargeboards are coming back. Fuck yeah.
>>67643257
Loved these white elements on a red Ferrari.
F2002 is probably my favorite Ferrari of them all. The car from the season when I started to follow F1. F2002 is prety much The F1 Car for me, the definition of what it looks, drives and sounds like. Also, 2002 was basically the last season with sturdy side skirts on cars. It was before curves truly shaped the cars anew. The gills on 2003 Ferraris and Saubers, and curves on Renault R24 were the main talking points during the pre-season of the coming seasons, so the cars changed.
>>67641449
This is a terrible list
>>67641449
GOAT :
Spa
Suzuka
Nurburg
Monaco
Good :
Sakhir (at night)
Silverstone
Hungary
Hockenheim
Interlagos
Meh :
Monza
Mexico
Singapore
Albert
Villeneuve
Hockenheim
Catalunya
Shit :
Shanghai
Sochi
Austin
Abu Dhabi
>>67645865
>i'm here to win races and eat ice cream, and i'm all out of ice creams
>>67632903
what about hulken? :)
>>67633020
what race was that mika vs sch?
>>67646007
Spa 2000
>>67633020
schumacher wasn't stupid enough to be in safety car mode though
everyone forgets the ONLY reason hamilton even had an opportunity to pass is because was in the wrong mode
>>67646078
How is that relevant?
>>67637218
Why is there a washing machine in the kitchen?
>>67646223
Where else would you put your dirty dishes and cutlery?
>>67646218
what the fuck was hamilton supposed to do, slam on his brakes? he had no choice but to attempt a pass. rosberg panicked and ran him off the track
>>67646252
What is your argument for that when your previous post points to the exact answer for what he should have done?
>>67646078
everyone also forgets the ONLY reason hamilton was behind Nico was because he fucked up the start.
>>67646248
no one to wash your clothes
>>67646252
He could have done like Mika, slow down just a tiny little bit and get behind because (Mika being intelligent as usual), he knew he would be able to pass him later on.
Verstappen's F1 career could span like 15 years in total.
>>67638762
To win you need to be in god mode during qualifying and there is zero room for error.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHKbz86uHvg
>>67646440
Rubens Barrichello - 19 seasons
Michael Schumacher - 19 seasons
Graham Hill - 18 seasons
Riccardo Patrese - 17 seasons
Jenson Button - 17 seasons
Those are the longest I can remember of.
>>67646473
I still can't handle that video. Why the fuck do those cars looked so fucking fast even though they weren't? That lap is majestic.
>>67646513
20 years then, he could stop at 37.
>>67646532
Field of view / FPS / Bitrate
all things that can affect how "fast" a car appears to be travelling
>>67642418
>watching the Spanish GP on the middle of the night
>Rosberg and Hamilton kissing each other
I thought you went asleep at this point, France.
>>67646681
It's also the high pitched sound makes things seem out of control.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTS0qM7BJ6s
>>67643257
It's still weird to me how long the rear ends on the current cars are compared to then.
God the F2002 is gorgeous.
>>67646681
They should make modern F1 vids like that
>>67646681
>>67646532
Suspension is the actual answer you are looking for.
>>67646440
mfw got replaced by 14 years old in 2017
>>67646891
Can't with the new superlicense.
Verstappen's records (youngest driver to enter/drive/get points/etc) from last season cannot be beaten unless they change the rules again.
As you probably know, /f1/, Max Verstappen has won a race. Yes, Max Verstappen. The pizza-faced virgin. The boy who's barely old enough to drink. The autist who divebombs like a maniac, ruins his tires, and then rages anytime he can't get passed somebody, crying like his froggy face still needs mommy's nips. Don't think for a second Mikaela will provide hers.
You all know him.
That said, how does it make you feel that mad amx is a Formula 1 race winner and Bottas is still not? How does it feel that he was able to invalidate the cuck Daniil's entire career after just one race, regardless of whether or not you think he's just a Maldonado-tier one off.
>inb4 muh Mercerdes
Even if they were out of the race, he still had to beat the four time World Champion Vettel and the high-functioning alcoholic Raikkonen, not to mention bullying the bully. Face it, no matter how many hours they put in the simulator, no other driver on the circuit this year will ever come close to mad amx in terms of raw talent. After Red Bull experiences a massive sales boon from this win, they will develop a truly competitive car. He won't even need Mercedes or Ferrari. I hope you're ready for at least two decades of Dutch domination, VWL 2.0 is upon us.
>>67646978
his face might be horrible, but he has a nice body desu
>>67645888
France knows its tracks. Trips confirm.
>>67646978
Don't be silly. Luck played a large factor in his win, he only had to be as good as Raikonen, Vettel and Ric-
Fuck, I just realized he literally only made like 100 kilometres with that car, he has only known his team for a week. He had to manage the tyres of his new car for like 33 laps while matching Ferrari speed.
>>67645888
>Hockenheim twice
So which is which?
>>67633577
> more than 1 overtake per race
hah
>>67632793
>Kimi ahead of Hamilshit in points
OH IM KEKIN
>>67643257
>>67643609
all of this
The F2004 was gorgeous as well and a bit more "stylish", but the pure power and simplicity of the F2002 makes it the absolute GOAT to me.
>yfw Mercedes folds as a team due to massive inner turmoil and Kimi is handed the memiest championship of all time
>>67647675
if his first championship wasnt full meme enough
Rank 'em all, /f1/, based on performance of this season alone. Take your time.
Top:
1. Rosberg
2. Ricciardo
3. Räikkönen
4. Massa
5. Vettel
Good:
6. Verstappen
7. Bottas
8. Sainz
9. Hamilton
10. Kvyat
Mid:
11. Grosjean
12. Button
13. Pérez
14. Vandoorne
15. Magnussen
16. Ericsson
17. Alonso
18. Nasr
Low:
19. Hülkenberg
20. Wehrlein
21. Palmer
22. Gutiérrez
23. Haryanto
>>67647717
1. Massa
2. Vettel
3. Gimi
5. Grosjean
10. Rosberg
11. Verstappen
100. Ricciardo
111. Hamilton
100001. >anyone else
1----------. Button
1---------1. Alonso
9000. Bottas
9001. Gutierrez
900000001. Haryanto
Been busy all weekend just seen the Spanish Grand Prix highlights....
All i can see is..
Hahahaha Rosbeta, how you like that mechanical failure senpai?
Proud of Hammy cant wait for him to go on a winning streak and take the title again
>>67647730
You have some very bad opinions there.
Is Kimi done? Will he ever be elite again or is resigned to full Barrichello mode for the rest of his career?
>>67647823
He's been full Barrichello mode since the middle of 2008. Once he got that title it's like he didn't really give much of a fuck anymore. There's a lot more dumb mistakes than earlier in his career and you don't get much of an impression that he really pushes.
It's really fucking frustrating to watch because I like him and I like Ferrari. When he applies himself he's immensely talented and can be the fastest car on track by a decent margin almost on a whim. When he doesn't you get incidents like getting lost at Interlagos or changing into street clothes and eating ice cream at Malaysia when every other driver was still ready to go and watching the conditions in case there was a restart.
>>67647823
I like slicks, but the huge groove tyres look the way better than tiny front slicks as for now.
>>67647876
> Räikkönen had a long line of success in karting from the age of ten.
> His first race outside Finland was in Monaco when he was 15 years old. During the race, the steering wheel broke, but he continued, informing his mechanic by frantically waving the steering wheel in the air on the home straight.
> Räikkönen's next Monaco race was also memorable; he was thrown on the wrong side of the safety fence in a first lap collision but continued driving until running out of road. Undeterred, he lifted his kart back onto the track and continued to race.
> His mechanic thought Räikkönen had retired, but he eventually caught up with the other competitors and finished third.
Will we see this Räikkönen ever again?
>>67647941
No. He got too rich, too pampered, too lazy and got too much sustained high quality yuro pussy.
I really love Mika Hakkinen! <3
>get gifted win from crash pure luck
>OMG YOUNGEST WINNER EVER
I'm sure he'll do well but this is not the race to confirm this.
>>67648080
>Trying to go against the hype
It is pointless. They have all become brain dead Max cock sucking sheep.
They are as bad as crofty they just don't know it.
>>67648080
Red Bull literally screwed Big Rick out of the win so they could get this PR from a Verstappen victory
God fucking damn it which one of you keeps texting me that I'll be tied up and bullied if I keep smug posting in these threads?
Stop!
>>67648151
How does it feel to be on par with the Hamilton fanbase?
Are millennials the greatest generation of our time?
>>67648176
I'm not a fan of either.
Gimi all the way senpai
>>67648191
they do the best blowjobs for sure
>>67648174
It's okay Felix.
I love you tenderly.
>>67648176
>Says the fucking dutch
Max is Lewis 2.0 with commentators and fans going out of their way to suck his tiny teenage dick.
>>67648203
I don't want to be touched
>>67648203
How is that relevant? I wasn't talking about Max.
>>67638947
it's more of a .^) now
Daily reminder Verstappen is the future of F1
>>67648218
Because you tried to imply that someone else was at the level of the Hamilton fanbase when you, your driver and your country is at the same if not worse level.
Pot, kettle, black
>>67641449
>Sakhir
>Kill yourself tier
what the actual fuck drugs are you on bahrain is a God tier track
What happens if Verstappen gets a podium in USA?
are they allowed to squirt champagne over his face?
>>67648272
I am not part of the Max Verstappen fanbase.
Your little comment was completely irrelevant. Worthless. You are ruining 4chan one post at a time and this illegal per 4chan law, allow me to cite:
> 6. The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.
This infraction will be handled by the 4chan stewards for I have submitted a report. Please consider changing your behaviour no matter the consequences.
>>67648315
>implying the stewards won't just give me a reprimand and 2 penalty points
FIA to take control of 4chan when?
>>67648330
FIA World Shitposting Championship when?
I'd make a good name for myself. I have many (you)'s on my name.
>williams
For the archives. Memeorable race.
>>67648367
>>67648417
those horns are cute
>>67648427
>we want the Red Bull audience
Seriously though, what the hell are those things? Looks like the front wing got too heavy lol
>>67648441
probably their wings flex too much
>>67648267
underrated post, kek.
>Corriere della Serra and @GiorgioTerruzzi suggest that we have a flirt between @nico_rosberg and @Ferrari
calling bullshit, but just imagine vettel and rosberg.
i get the feeling cucko wants nico out and his fuccboi wehrlein in. despite the fact the crash was more hamilton's fault, and he is blatantly a pain to work with.
>>67645865
Whats the story behind this? What race was this?
>>67648509
toto wants bottas in the short term, wehrlein is hamilton's eventual replacement
>>67648524
malaysia 2009. it was raining a fuckload so the race was red-flagged and while the rest of the field was waiting in their cars for a possible restart kimi removed his racing gear and did what's in the webm.
>>67648535
i think he prefers wehrlein, so mercedes will have a super diversity team.
>>67648567
a black man and an asian is more diverse than two black men
>>67648577
So are you saying Hairy's replacing Rosberg?
>>67648596
Pictured: a typical Mongolian man
>>67641449
put old Hockenheim under GOAT tier
holy moly
and they say vetlel is practising quali...
>>67648905
welll... its still over a second slower than hamiltons pole, so never mind
>>67648928
>he's not accounting for the change in climatic conditions
How much do you all think it would cost to buy an f1 team?
>>67648949
what's the air temp?
>>67648964
More than you can afford pal
>>67648964
about three fiddy
>>67648509
for hulkenberg there was an issue about having two german drivers in the team.
http://www.grandprix.com/ns/ns33878.html
> Rosberg has contract for 2017 says Zetsche
> Nico Rosberg looks set to stay at Mercedes beyond 2016.
> Before the sensational first-lap crash with teammate Lewis Hamilton on Sunday, Daimler chairman Dieter Zetsche suggested to the German media that championship leader Rosberg has secured a new contract.
> "Both drivers are under contract for the forthcoming season," Speed Week quotes him as saying.
>>67649028
that was before the race though. who knows? if lewis said get nico out, i'm sure cucko would persuade moustache man.
>>67649019
One day friend
>>67649059
> if lewis said get nico out, i'm sure cucko would persuade moustache man.
on form, it is lewis who is out.
> that was before the race though. who knows?
no idea. i kept opening more pages on the same website and the following came up. maybe red bull have kicked off silly season by changing their lineups?
> http://www.grandprix.com/ns/ns33890.html
> Alonso an option if Rosberg doesn't stay says Wolff
> Toto Wolff says it is a "priority" to negotiate a new deal with championship leader Nico Rosberg.
> The German, whose seven-race winning streak ended in Barcelona, is reportedly out of contract at the end of the season.
> But Dieter Zetsche, the chairman of Mercedes' carmaker parent Daimler, declared at Barcelona at the weekend that "Both drivers are under contract for the forthcoming season".
> In fact, that might not be quite true, with team boss Wolff indicating there is still some negotiating to do.
> When asked about Fernando Alonso's recent claim that he almost switched to Mercedes at the beginning of last year, Wolff answered: "Fernando explored his options and one of them was Mercedes.
> "He spoke to us, but we could not negotiate as we promised Lewis that while we tried to renew his (Hamilton) deal we would not talk with other drivers and we did not," Wolff told the Spanish newspaper El Mundo.
> "Fernando is one of the best drivers in history and I like his character, but our priority now is Nico.
> "If he (Rosberg) does not want to renew, then we will consider other options, like Fernando. His (Alonso's) age is not a problem -- his speed and his motivation are still there," he added.
>>67649105
>silly season
>in May
god, pls no
>The Netherlands managed to win a race
>Japan still has not
Can it just happen once pls?
>tfw this is still one of the best moments of F1
>>67649147
>asians
>good drivers
>>67647717
Good:
Gimi
Firstberg
Amd Amx
Tricky
Alonso
Fat John
Sainz
Perez
Felipe Baby
Button
Mid:
Wehrlein
Butt Ass
Magnussen
Erect son
Shit:
Uneccesarily slow
Palmer
Hamilshit
Nasr
Meme:
Driver of the day
Inferior Mexican
Key Fiat
>>67633360
>>67633376
It'll be fairly similar in form to that but with larger swept wings and it'll be interesting to see what team do with the far larger space for bodywork and machinery,
Eg, do they keep to the slim design philosophy or will it be possible to go for maximum power and install huge radiators etc..
the city of williams
>>67649382
>FI
>STR
>>67647876
>changing into street clothes and eating ice cream at Malaysia when every other driver was still ready to go and watching the conditions in case there was a restart
His KERS was fucked, even if the race had continued, he wouldn't have been able to drive.
>>67649382
>>67649499
>Manor
>>67649158
>kimi and mika
>>67649499
Pretty comfy strategy. Qualify on ultra softs, pit after the first lap, then drive the whole race on softs and pray for a safety car.
>>67649164
> Hamilshit
Baiting this hard, also you missed vetlel.
Great:
I am
Firstberg
Amd
GP2
Bully
Gimi
Ping Pong
Good:
Carlocks Sainz
Spa 2012
Button
Bottas
Felipe Baby
Mid:
Nasr
Perez
Palmer
Torpedo
Magnussen
Wehrlein
Shit:
Unnecessarily slow
DotD
Ericsson
Gringo
>>67649562
>gimi
>better than buttass
>>67649382
>Williams going for the cheeky one-stopper
This is gonna be good one way or the other.
>>67649672
this year's supersoft is as hard as 2014's soft so it's a 1 stop whatever tyres you choose
>>67649646
I agree with your list 100%.
Anybody who puts Hamilton lower than at least "good tier" is a contrarian faggot. I don't like him and I think there are several drivers better than him on the current grid but he is very fast and a good driver (or at least has been in the past) and you have to be an idiot or a complete newfag to ignore that.
>>67649382
Proof that only Mercedes and Red Bull take this sport seriously.
Pole get's win, unless you get f'd by your team ofcourse.
>>67646978
>Ruins his tires
What?
>>67649770
>unless you get f'd by your team ofcourse.
so you admit max didn't deserve his win and should hand his trophy to Daniel?
>>67649883
I was actually refering to Monaco 2015. But yes, I do believe that Danny was sacrificed to let max win although RB denies it in every way ofc.
>>67649985
>sacrificed
The 2 pit strategy could have gone completely FUBAR with Max spinning out on the last lap. It was a risk and they let Max take that one
If Ricky won because of that, would you have said that Max got fucked over by Red Bull?
>>67636482
What does her cooch smell like?
>>67650033
No because Ricciardo was faster than Max.
>>67650072
Then why couldn't he pass Vettel on much newer tyres? Then why did Vettel and Ricky barely came closer to Max and Kimi?
Is 2010 the best season to start watching F1?
>inb4 it ain't me starts playing
>>67650046
Burnt tyres
>>67650085
>Then why couldn't he pass Vettel on much newer tyres?
Because it is fucking catalunya. You can't pass. You'd have a better chance at fucking Monaco.
>Then why did Vettel and Ricky barely came closer to Max and Kimi?
Because they were fighting and it is catalunya
>>67638793
Yeah but in fairness, women can't park for shit.
>>67639997
Oh fuck I lol'd
>>67650133
>not burnt rubber
>>67650085
>I'm only watching f1 now because of Verstappen: the post
>>67650094
>is 4 years of VWL followed by 2 years of MWL the best seasons of F1 to watch
>>67650046
Jos' aftershave
>>67649147
Kamui deserved so much better, he could've been Vettel's No.2 driver at Ferrari if Kimi fucked off
>literally having to pay your way into a fucking caterham seat
>shitters like Ericsson and Nazzer get free passes
>>67650181
>Followed by another few years of VWL
It's gonna be fucking hell
>>67646473
Monaco was shit that year, for removing the tunnel from the track.
>>67650195
I remember WAGsguy saying that Kamui got serious depression from losing his seat and having to drive GT cars. How he cheated on his fiancee with a JAV star and his smoking habit got a lot worse.
>tfw so desperate for single seaters you beg your fans to help fund a caterham seat.
>tfw get replaced by a WEC guy for a race.
No one should have to go through that pain
>>67650176
Nah I'm just laughing at some of the autists here who can't acknowledge it was a fair win by Max
>i-it was gifted to him
>r-ricky got fucked over by red b-bull
If it was the other way around and Ricky won, no one would say Max got fucked over. Same how everyone loses their shit over Max' risky overtakes but barely mentions when another driver literally torpedos another guy off the track (ie Magnussen)
>>67650085
Bottas managed to hold off a Ferrari and Mercedes for a significant portion of the race last year
and Hairy fucking Anus of all people held off Jenson
>people that hate amx because he got a little pissy a few times on track
>>67648201
Underrated
>>67650197
Implying Red Bull is going to win anytime soon. They are not going to win the lottery every race Nigel.
>>67650216
kek
>>67650274
>people like amx because he has a dutch dad even though he's belgian
>>67650187
Fucking top kek
>>67650295
Belgium, I need a beer resupply
>>67650072
yfw max was held up by bully in the first two stints
>>67650274
>people like max because the media has told us that he is the reincarnation of car jesus
>>67650242
i think wagsguy is a deluded, mentally ill fantasist.
>>67650378
>Australians hate Max because he BTFO'd their favorite wog
>>67650325
Ah, you're the beer guy! Yeah, I can just go to the store later and pick whatever special beers I want for a reasonable price. (Not to make you jealous or something, kek) But I won't, had a little bit too much last weekend. I'm still somewhat recovering.
>>67650242
wasn't the money for his caterham drive actually funded in his attempt to buy a seat in 2013?
>>67650399
*was
He ain't here now.
He did put up some links to some Japanese source but yeah that was the start of the obsession.
>>67650452
special beers are an overrated meme
>>67650477
but he's not dead.
anything can be a """"source"""", friend.
>>67650452
I actually have a bottle of Westvleteren 12 at home at the moment that I had sent out. I had two, drank one, and am saving the second for the Spa race.
Otherwise it's back to St Bernie and kriek until my next Europe trip lol
>>67650482
Is that why you stick to your Heineken piss?
>>67650580
>implying Jupiler or Stella is any better
>>67650580
>implying anyone in NL actually likes Heineken
>>67650590
>Implying they aren't
Kek, enjoy your weak ass piss beer mate.
(ps: La trappe is a terrible Trappist)
>>67650502
>and am saving the second for the Spa race
that could be a fun idea, during the race always drink something from the country from that weekend's race. That would make some races terrible too tho..
>>67650494
He ain't posting here anymore though.
>>67650600
>implying anyone considers Jupiler or Stella special
>implying NL ever learned to make beer properly
>implying La Trappe isn't the retarded cousin of trappist beers.
>>67650603
http://www.hln.be/hln/nl/39/Lekker-Eten/article/detail/1989387/2014/08/14/Blinde-smaaktest-Stella-of-Heineken-Geen-kat-proeft-het-verschil.dhtml
>this angers the Belgian
Also La Trappe is by far the best sold trappist out there, I guess it's not so bad.
>>67650624
Those comments weren't me so gg m8
>>67650620
Haha that's literally what a mate and I do.
>>67650639
What do you drink for all those arabic shitholes?
>>67650637
Yeah my bad, replied to the wrong Dutchman, sorry mate. Too much Australian beer, ironically.
>>67650630
>quoting hln.be
>>67650646
Is aussie beer any good? Don't even know any brands 2bh
>>67650645
A Turkish beer as a closest-to stand in, or we use them as 'wildcard' rounds. The rules get complicated.
>>67650667
Our session beers and common beers are average to crap; we have some quite excellent microbreweries but largely they stick to the pale ale/IPA and pilsener end of the spectrum. There's some pretty neat dark ales, porters and others out of some of them but not in huge volume.
>>67650624
They aren't, just like Heineken isn't in the Netherlands. It's just the mainstream pilsener. My point is that the most sold beer in Belgium (Jupiler and Stella) really aren't any better than Heineken. They can't even taste the difference: >>67650630
And La Trappe sells more beer than all of the other trappist breweries out there, so they must be doing something right
>>67650645
rosewater.
:^)
>>67650630
>citing hln on a survey done with only 138 plebs
>thinking popularity = quality
>La Trappe being the only dutch trappist from 1884 until 2013
I'm sure the quality has a lot to do with the sales rates mate.
>>67650667
Don't bother
>beerwankers
on par with people that vape
>>67650682
I know what Jupiler and Stella are like; dickheads here think they're drinking a Belgian beer when it's usually licensed brewed Stella or at best Belgian imported Stella; Jupiler is little better. Heineken, ironically, I don't knock too much because it's very bankable from place to place across the world as a known quantity.
But my point is that Belgium's reputation for beer doesn't come from that end of the scale; people who think it does don't matter, people who know better don't go near Stella or Jupiler.
>>67650693
I don't see why they expanded the list beyond seven Trappist breweries, personally...
>>67650580
> Taking national pride in calling Heineken piss.
I wonder if Belgians even realize how utterly pathetic they are including that excuse of a """""country""""" which was only created to stabilize the relations of neighbouring countries. Do you take pride being the terrorist capital of the world too?
>>67642465
me2. even though its impossible to pass and all you see is a train from a to z it still is magical somehow. highlight of any season for me.
>>67650713
>wanker
It's a badge I wear with pride mate- wait til I start talking about cameras, or track days.
>/f1/ - Beer Arguments General
>>67650750
how else do you think we sat through two seasons of hamilton wins lol without managing to kill ourselves
>>67650750
Better than anime and bondage.
>>67650765
>and bondage
is it?
>>67650772
I'll admit that's a convincing argument...
>>67646252
>66 laps to go
>hail mary on lap1 turn 3
not that hard to see what he should have done.
>>67650723
I agree with everything you say about Belgium. And the terrorist capital is Brussels, which could as well be considered part of Wallonia, it has a similar incompetent/corrupt government.
But that's enough /int/ for now. Back to /f1/
>>67648080
desu the hype would still be there if hi finished 3rd place.
but you're right luck played a big part in it, remains to be seen how lucky he can get again.
but defo racing for 3rd place each race now.
on the other hand, you gotta be there and take it when push comes to shove, that in itself is a talent as well, we've seen that so many times before.
and its not about the win itself either, you should hear engineers talking about what he does, they all in amazement. that's gotta say something.
Anyone have the picture of drunk Rosberg in a night club?
>>67651078
Was in the last thread I think
>>67650312
how is he Belgian when his passport says dutch.
besides, Belgium is 50% Dutch anyways, always has been.
we where all rooting for Vandoorne when he got the first points for the team replacing Alonso.
>>67651089
>>67651078
Rosberg gets drunk in nightclubs a lot
>>67651141
>Belgium is 50% Dutch anyways
No
>we where all rooting for Vandoorne when he got the first points for the team replacing Alonso.
Understandable. Although the other way around I not an amx fan at all!! Nothing to do with him being "Dutch" though, I started disliking him because of all the hype and dick sucking.
>>67651279
>i hate a person because of the media is doing the opposite
>>67651298
No not that, I know he's good, but he's not the ultimate F1 God everybody says he is. I just got very tired of everybody praising his stupid dive bomb moves. If a Maldonado had done those exact moves, everybody would have called him reckless. But when Amx does them he is the goat
>>67651279
ok.
tell me though, is the amx hype as big in Belgium in general? do your peeps consider him as one of them etc?
(I know we would)
I think all beer is superdisgusting and I like wines (red) and cocktails a lot.
>>67651204
Why is he stripping?
>>67651436
post belly
>>67651436
Your tastes will change. Or they will not.
>>67651474
Maybe but really beer makes me wanna DIE
What do you drive? Who do you pretend to be while driving? What are you listening to?
Me:
>99 Impreza
>Mika Häkkinen
>Who Was in My Room Last Night? - Butthole Surfers
>tfw I can't drink because of the meds I take
Also, nice f1 discussion you got there, as usual.
>>67651436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJPXK1Z_o6s
>>67651455
I second this, can't ignore those glorious dubs.
>>67651506
back to bed nick.
:^)
>>67651506
At least it's not cooch discussion.
>>67651505
Seat Ibiza (first car!) From year whatever. Its the boxy one if thats a thing. I pretend not. Listening to Arctic Monkeys.
>>67651519
Its just part of eating out and I like it, sets the mood a little and get rosey cheeks from good wine hooray
>>67651524
Go away
>>67651505
>Suzuki Splash
>MSC
>Supernaut - Black Sabbath
>>67651453
I watched this literally ten times before I figured out that the guy in the foreground raised his arm quickly and Rosberg didn't just split his pants from the knee to the crotch.
>>67651358
>tell me though, is the amx hype as big in Belgium in general?
I don't think F1 is popular enough here for everyday people to get hyped. But among the F1 fans, I think so, yes.
> do your peeps consider him as one of them etc?
The Flemish F1 commentators sure seem to think so. This last race was truly unwatchable. I don't even know what else was going on in the race. Nothing else but Amd "The Dutch Belgian" Amx was mentioned. To make things even worse, they ended the F1 broadcast even before Amx had gotten out of his car..
>tfw I pay for this
>>67651505
>2006 Saturn Ion
>a more successful person in a 993 911
>Modest Mouse
>>67651279
>I hate amx because everyone says he's good and he is good, but people need to stop saying it
explain this to me, because I really really don't get this
>>67651706
It's all about AMX in the pre-show on Channel 4, Sky, RTL. It even annoys me.
>>67651629
What the fuck it's true.
All this time I thought he was wearing no pants.
>>67651647
yeah I get what you mean, I hate that too. on dutch tv pre-race every 2nd sentence had amx innit, it was getting a bit annoying. race was ok-ish though.
Sky does the same with British drivers, I heard they still where debating the Mercedes accident on lap 60 kek.
>>67651785
>discussing pretty much the only happening of the race at lap 60
can you really blame them?
>>67651804
they did that because Hamilton, nothing else.
at least the BBC tried to cover everything F1 and not just everything British.
>>67651738
Same thing happens to every major player in sports
>Messi
>TSUUnaldo
>Curry
I don't see how it triggers you to the extent that you start the hate the sportsman for it. If anything you hate the reporters and you are just projecting it on the sportsman.
>>67651436
tits or gtfo
>>67651851
But the sportsman thinks he's goat too, I imagine partly because of the constant dick sucking of everyone around him. In his mind he hasn't done a single wrong move/action in any of his races.
-His dive bombs were video game moves, but he thinks that's just brilliant racing.
-He thought Sainz should have just moved over in Australia, while he himself would never do that, even when asked by the team (Singapore 2015).
-Grosjean brake tested him in Monaco 2015, amx did nothing wrong..
>>67652035
>But the sportsman thinks he's goat too
its like you've never ever seen a minute of cr7
>>67651505
Ford Escape
JPM
Copperhead road
>>67652067
true. but I'm less into football than into motorsports so, cr7 triggers me less.
>>67652035
So you just hate every topdriver then?
>Hamilton
>Rosberg
>Vettel
Hell even Gimi all have this mentally and think they know how to race better than everyone else
>>67652035
DELETE THIS
seriously though, even the team admitted the call to move over was wrong.
he's 18, just a kid, of course he will not admit any wrong doing in Monaco. what do you expect from a teen?
his dive bombs where part of functioning brakes. just hear what grossean said about the difference in this Haas car and his previous car, he is now able to attack whilst previously he never was.
you sir, are clutching at straws.
>mfw next twenty years of /f1/ will just be Netherlands posters arguing about MAD AMX
>>67652244
But it will be quality shitposting.
literally a breath of fresh air.
would danny fiat have held the spot as well
>>67652244
Red Bull have already contracted a new 15-year Dutchman.
Prepare for even more shitposting in 3 years.
>>67652035
Just try to ignore mad amx and support Vandoorne.
Oh wait...
>>67648290
In the US, underage drivers are given bottles of milk.
>>67652244
Better get prepared buddy
BELGIUM v. NETHERLANDS
Round 1 - Most succesful driver:
>Jacky Ickx
>Mad Amx
I think there's a clear winner.
Round 2 - best track:
>Spa
>Zandvoort
This is a bit more difficult
Round 3 - Secondary track:
>Zolder
>Assen
???
>>67652313
Arguably, yeah. He's not a slow driver and Catalunya is the perfect track to not feel super pressured about getting passed, so you can focus on keeping your own pace up. That's not to take away from amx's win, just my opinion.
>>67652363
if you put it like that Belgium wins every time.
which isn't fair, so screw you.
>>67652363
>Most Succesful Driver
Obviously Ickx, give it time
>Best Track
Spa, no question
>Secondary Track
Assen, especially before the new layout
Zolder is alright though
(RIP Gilles)
>>67652363
There isn't much rivalry between us, at least not from our side.
I think many Dutch people consider Flamish Belgians as one of their oen. Not sure what the Belgian angle is on this.
>>67652369
have to agree here, and imo fiat is a kimi type of driver, not giving a fuck, screw you, etc. he would have held him off as well.
would he have taken care of his tires as good? I doubt it. that is the biggest part of amx' win I think, he was able to win because he drives without hurting the tires too much.
nederland slowly becoming new worst f1 posters.
Senna-sucking huezilians rejoice.
>>67652455
>zero shitposting so far
>American requires a safe space
JUST
>>67651505
1996 UR-S6
>>67652504
BURGER
>>67652423
That's the one thing I'm not sure of as well. I don't know Kvyat to be a driver that doesn't take care of his tires, but he might well be.
>>67652455
>nederland slowly becoming new worst f1 posters.
>BURGER
oh America, why you be so predictable?
>>67652363
amd still has a lot to prove and just started. So yeah obviously Jacky, ask again in 5 years where max is either the new schumacher or already gone full retard and out of f1
Spa and Zandvoort are both goat tier, they could replace zandvoort for nearly any track apart from Spa and it would be better. I really hope max is going to be super succesful the coming years if only to bring zandvoort back in the running for f1.
Zolder and Assen are also both dope.
So Belgium wins purely on experience/proven records.
>>67652504
>JUST
back 2 /tv/ with you
Can someone post the webM of Hamilnigger crashing into Rosberg at the last race? I want to see it over and over again.
>>67651505
'04 mustang
Kamui
Don't stop me now
Europe will be flooded with Dutch supporters and Bernie will be very grateful for it.
Just watch what happens when the Dutch join a party.
>>67651505
>Toyota Aygo
>My fictional pilot from F1 games
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZBoiW460nU
>>67652644
back 2 the gastric band with you
>>67652663
Usually dehydration because of underage drinking and mdma
>>67651625
>Supernaut - Black Sabbath
P O O T R I C I A N\
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>>67649382
>soft, supersoft, ultrasoft
Why not just rename then hard medium and soft?
>inb4 already have a hard
Just name that endurance or something
>>67649770
>pole get's win
only 2 of 5 pole sitters have won this year
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