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Arsenal 1-0 Aston Villa
Chelsea 0-0 Leicester
Everton 1-0 Norwich
Newcastle 2-0 Spurs
Southampton 0-0 Palace
Stoke 0-1 West Ham
Swansea 0-1 Man City
West Brom 1-1 Liverpool
Man Utd v Bournemouth abandoned due to bomb thread
City is THE definition of a bunch of individuals without any coherence and chemistry whatsoever.
first for allah
>de gay
God, I can't wait to know who's responsible for Old Trafford.
>>67603002
>>67602899
;_;, let's save this for late night /sp/. I didn't plan to feel feels this early.
>>67603055
>bomb thread
FFS I meant threat.
>>67603055
>Newcastle 2-0 Spurs
Best meme this year
>>67603055
>Leaving out Watford Sunderland
FUCK YOU
st totteringham day 2
>>67603105
wahey
What a great final day this would have been had Villa not ruined it all by not rolling over for Newcastle.
> Best team in the league finishing third
lol
>>67603109
Oh fuck I'm sorry
I am not myself today what is going on
>Spuds
>>67603092
>City is THE definition of a bunch of individuals without any coherence and chemistry whatsoever.
Yeah that same team who scored the goal of the season through a bunch of insane anticipation passes have no chemistry
>Spurs best chance to win the title since the 60s
>Blow it
>Spurs best chance to finish against Arsenal since the 90s
>Blow it
>All the big teams will spend big to regain their places
>Spurs will buy players like Lallana
Lads, it's Tottenham.
>>67603155
this
> Poch signed a 5 year contract
He'll be sacked by Christmas
>Mitrovic and Wijnaldum now giving a shit because they want to try and get a move
LEL
>Hotsperm
>>67603077
>2nd only because other teams choked
>could easily have finished 3rd-5th
I'm not wenger out but seriously don't try to pretend he or the players had anything to do with finishing 2nd
AYEWWWW
>>67603152
>Spurs will buy players like Lallana
u wot m8
>create bomb scare inside stadium
>people stuck outside in a massive group
>massacre them whilst they can't move
absolutely howling at these babby tactics
>City
>have enough chances to kill the game 3-0 or more
>1-1
The city of City.
>tottenspunk
What the fuck was Hart doing
>MAN SHITTY
DA SWANSSSSSSSSSS!
HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!
DA SWANS
>manchester shitty
No stopping that jej
DA SWANS
Numbers happy
>We're winning despite playing a trash tier youth squad
Watford must be shite
>>67603233
fucking golden god
>the city of City
mclean is such a scumbag
though i suppose if youre a talentless cancerous waste of space you need to impact matches in some sort of way
>it's a "huge deflection off fernando leads to a goal" episode
YESSSSS SWANSEA
Another in the second half please.
Wonder if the City owners instigated the terrorist attack at OT? Small-time bastards.
shitty is really pathetic
THE
MIGHTY
SWANS
\o/
>>67603250
fucking idiots
Time to put shitty back on
>Swansea have 1 (one) shot
>It deflects in
JUST
God damn this would have been exciting as fuck had ISIS not ruined it all! United would likely be 0-0 at HT and hear about the Swansea goal.
#LVGOUT #ISISBROTHERHOOD #GGMU
How come this Fernando kid gets to play for Real and Swansea?
>>67603250
Yeah I'm sure they didn't put up a cordon to keep anyone from going towards the ground as they were doing the evacuation.
>>67603250
What a prime target for a bomb to go off. Get them out of there ffs
west ham have no chance of finishing 4th right?
>>67603367
DELETE THIS
>its a mercs want to bomb out of the europa league instead if CL episode
I KNOW YOU LIKE TO THINK YOUR SHIT DON'T STINK
hahaha everton having a marvellous time
>arsenal choking the league
>tottenham choking the league and their first finish above arsenal in ages
>city choking the league and trying to choke top 4
>manu livo and chelseas seasons in general
seriously what has happened lads?
so I want to get into the premier League and I've decided on Crystal Palace since Nigel Farage apparently likes them. How FUCKED am I?
City bring Yaya Touré on for the last 20 mins
Blooter ensues
Swans 1-2 City
don't even bother to screencap this
>>67603234
. that's the way the league table works dude, if you don't like it go watch handegg or dindu ball
>>67603390
That's a Sikh you stupid fuck
>>67603412
Unless they win like 15-0, nope
Is there a webm of the Lukaku dive?
>>67603408
They are united fans. Nothing of value would be lost.
>>67603412
They need like 16 goals and a City loss and a United loss
>>67603381
City only need a draw desu
Anyone else finding this last match special extra boring cause utd match not on?
Arsernal finishing 2nd with 71 points. Everton got 72 a couple of seasons ago and didn't even get Champs League.
Forever Neverton.
>>67603367
How many have City had total?
>>67603431
M E M E
A
G
I
C
>>67603434
it doesn't matter because you'll change your mind in a few months anyway
>>67603390
the purple guy looks cool as fuck tbqh family
>>67603250
This the same police force in charge of Rotheram?
hello i have a question. if manchester city draw today, will this guarantee them the cl spot?
>>67603473
Last time they showed the shots stat on screen it was 0-11
>>67603431
The crap in the league got better
B R E X I T
C O N F I R M E D
>>67603435
You are aware a win is no better than a draw for City today right? Even a draw will secure them 4th and a win won't get them 3rd unless Arselel fuck up.
>>67603434
>getting into a league on the final day of the season
Manure fan trolling Old Trafford security to keep Van Laal's job safe for a few extra hours.
>>67603420
kek
>>67603502
Yes, they only need a draw to seal up 4th place. United need City to lose and to beat Bournemouth to get 4th.
>>67603502
Yes
>>67603502
Yes, United would have to win by 18 goals or some shit
>>67603502
yes, because United's goal differential is terrible
Did Klopp just get in on the Nivea advertising or am I just high?
Controlled explosion confirmed
>>67603431
>Spurs finish above Arsenal
As things stand. Arsenal are 2nd
Top kek
>>67603434
Relegation fodder next season family
henrys tie is way too wide imo
Where can I find replays of all the goals today?
So if Man City lose do United have to play Bournemouth at a later date? Surely you can't just call it a draw or finish a season with two teams only having played 37 games?
>>67603434
Pick a League 2 team you fucking gorm, not a club already in the top flight
>>67603528
well now I can play fifa for an entire off season and learn everybody's name and do some quality shit posting next season.
>>67603526
Hahaha based Martinez with another phenomenal performance.
>>67596585
its actually fucking happening
holy shit
eternal cucks
>>67603564
That's what he said, you pleb.
>>67603580
They will play no matter what.
>Mfw City lose and we draw 0-0 against Mememouth
>>67603524
>implying I'm not praying for Arselel to fuck up
stranger things have happened
>>67603502
Yeah because united need to score loads, City are the top scorers in the entire league
>losing to a team that has literally NOTHING to play for
>the city of london
>the city of manchester
the epl is a JOKE. putting money on suarez and ibrahimovic was free money last night, putting money on kane and aguero to NOT score was the free money today.
>>67603564
they were both supposed to fall under the choking
>>67603580
The rules state it has to be within the next 48 hours. Can see them doing it tomorrow actually.
Even if City confirm 4th they'd have to play it to sort out 5-7th place.
>>67603579
footyroom m8. You might have to settle for Arabic commentators ululating through the highlights, but guaranteed they'll have the highlights.
>>67603608
im dying
we did it lads
>>67603580
Bournmeme can still finish in like 10 different places and each place is worth like a million
they'll want to play
>>67603608
>The mighty spurs
3-1 Swansea, cap this post.
>>67603608
Delete this
>SPURS
>SPURS
>SPURS
Fucking hell, you silly bastards
>>67603608
t-top 4 was the aim la
>>67603653
I usually use goalsarena but right now they have nothing.
>>67603531
Nah it's a United "fan" false flag to make the club relevant again. Think muh illzbruh
>>67603608
>United not in the top 6
lel I hope they lose
>It's a Spurs choke episode
Lads I've seen this one before.
>>67603608
The annual St Totteringham day will be held after all.
>>67603691
>implying it wasn't
>>67603713
s-stop
>>67603608
>Arselel are unironically proud of being 2nd
>>67603621
Misread. Apologies
Say what you like about how fucking dire Villa are. But their fans are class
Just spoke to the bloke who rigs the games and he said be ready for 1-1 at Emirates
>implying this wasn't all a ploy to keep wenger in a job
>>67603580
No. There's too much prize money involved.
Also, it goes down to goal difference, so you can't just leave it.
United could win 19-0 and finish 6th
>tfw you will never be on Soccer Saturday enjoying the bants with the lads
>>67603811
Is that supposed to be Ayew in the middle? Hasn't he been one of the few Villa players to actually try and be good?
JUST
>Arselel finish 2nd
>Sign nobody next season because of it
It's beautiful
>>67603608
>arsenal getting in the top 2
hahaha wtf lol
>>67603811
what the fuck?
>>67603811
BIG
So when will the United match be rearranged for then?
Can't be midweek as they have the FA Cup final next weekend and they'll moan about it.
>>67603129
Wait, don't tell me this obvious joke tweet was taken seriously.
>>67603721
there's a DAVE joke there somewhere.
Will there be a special 606 on today?
> Leicester with a double sub at half time
Is this a friendly?
>Carroll and Onomah on
w e w
>>67603854
No, it's Bacuna
Really really REALLY didn't want Arsenal to pip spurs.
>>67603871
they will toss a coin
>>67603871
Could easily do it for tomorrow
>>67603811
>>67603867
>cutfags
Picture of bomb squad arriving
>>67603632
City are losing 1-1?
who /gladitsover/ here
>>67603930
That would be an interesting bomb squad
>>67603872
Yes he has been sentenced to 7 years in prison for offensive internet messaging.
I still have no idea what's going on
>>67603909
Fans (especially the Mememouth ones) would moan about having to travel on a week day.
>Inb4 meme jokes about United fans having to travel from London
>>67603966
Perhaps they'll do it behind closed doors?
>Tfw you dilly dally too much and miss the fap window at half time
>>67603966
They just said not before the cup final
How Newcastle come back up next season to be frank
>>67603092
gib yaya cake
>literally cucketino
>>67603811
racist
>>67603930
They always arrive
It's fucking nothing as usual
Were beating West Brom then Mason comes on. Were beating Chelsea then Mason comes on. Mason starts at Newcastle and guess what...
>tfw I've always said since last season that Mason was shit while every Spurs fan on /sp/ rode his dick
>>67603946
>pool fan blows the bomb up next to a pillar and collapses the whole ground
LENS
E
N
S
WE'RE ACTUALLY PLAYING WELL FOR ONCE
>The big question is when will this game be played
Not what the package is?
Not who could be behind a potential bombing?
So is Rafa going to stay with Newcastle or will he jump over to, like, Everton I guess?
>>67603988
This is a possibility.
LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS
hope he sticks around desu
Time to offer Martinez a new 5 year contract?!
>>67604024
Mason can be good, just very inconsistent
>Greenwood for Honeyman
Literal who kid replaced by literal who kid. Quality Sam.
>had money on Spurs
What was I thinking lads?
>>67604024
Isn't he out of contract after this? Why even play him?
Take Ian Nacho off FFS, this kid is not ready.
>>67604093
I think that's tom carroll
>>67604079
hahaha
Eriksen should have played in CM instead of Mason
Chadli should have played on the left
Son should have played behind Kane
Pickford is genuinely a good keeper.
New Hart eventually 2bh
>>67604079
Most entertaining part of that match.
Walker FFS
>>67604114
Shut up, monkey.
>>67604024
i think we always knew that mason was shit and was being carried by bentaleb last season
championship player desu
>some people unironically think Walker should be 1st choice England RB
>sky sources
>utd vs bournemouth will NOT be played before the FA cup final
If I were Poch I'd just walk into the dressing room after the game, grab my things then walk out
Butland should be englands no 1
>>67604177
>Lads, we're Tottenham
>>67604145
yeah hes good, hopefully sam puts the faith in him next season
Does Kane have the most goals? How many does Vardy need to beat him?
>>67604176
wew
>>67604214
Kane on 25
Vardy on 24
i'm here on phone just across the way at the quays got evacuated half an hour ago IT's fucking habbening there was just a loud as fuck bang and smoke everywhere will post pic now
Arsenal's a joke
Imagine the suspense if City loses today.
>>67604177
it's his fucking fault
didn't make any midfield signings so everytime dembele gets injured/suspended we're totally fucked
>>67604232
>>67604224
Ffs he could have done it today but it's just a dead game and neither team really wants it
>>67604233
The always detonate suspicious packages you mong
>>67604233
fake
>>67604233
heres your reply, dumb sikhposter
>>67604233
awful shoop lad
The memes are intensifying
>m'booloo
fucking kek merson
>all this refball
If this was a real game, I'd be pretty upset
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME HERE
THIS FUCKING REFBALL
DENIED TWO ONSIDE GOALS AND NOW THEY GET A PENALTY
>>67604214
Aguero can still win it
Guardiola on suicide watch
Sunlun getting refballed hard
>>67604277
It's just the fucking bomb squad.
>>67604233
even I can do better than this lel
>breaking: the suspect package was a phone stuck on a bathroom pipe
check twitter
>>67604086
You weren't.
Old Trafford evacuation: a steward has told this Dutch journalist that a phone was found on a gas pipe
John Scheerhout added,
Geert Langendorff @glangendorff
Steward vertelde net dat een telefoon aan een gaspijp is gevonden. #mufc
>blunderland
>>67604317
Well its a good learning experience for the kids desu.
>Pakis control England so hard they can ruin the footy now
How did it come to this?
>>67604375
Not a blunder at all, they should be up 4-1
oh god please don't lose 2nd place
>>67604397
then why does it say 2-2
LAMELA LAMELA LAMELA LAMELA LAMELA LAMELA LAMELA LAMELA LAMELA LAMELA LAMELA LAMELA LAMELA LAMELA LAMELA LAMELA
SALMONELLA
>LAMELA
thank fuck for that
one more now
>>67604366
> Having exposed gas pipes inside concourses
Asking for trouble, fucking retards.
memes at full force
>>67604410
Because of colossal refball.
I'd be mad as fuck if it wasn't a pointless game.
>be desperate city fan
>know you stand a chance of losing out on 4th place if united win and city lose
>put ahmeds alarm clock under a seat in old trafford to distract them
>Most dangerous lead
meme magic
>>67604410
REFBALL
The refball in this Watford-Sunderland game is amazing, I bet it gets investigated
>>67604384
Gott strafe England
>mason gets subbed off
>instantly 2 good chances created
>instantly score
>>67604428
>exposed gas pipes inside concourses
Where have you got this from exactly?
>shelvey on
We're fucked
Anybody else from /a/ here?
>>67604443
yeah as a city fan I really want united to have more time to rest and train
>>67604492
Everywhere
I can smell a Swansea meme goal to win the game in injury time.
SEND THIS TOP LAD YOUR ENERGY
\o/ \o/ \o/
>>67604503
kill yourself
>>67604523
>they used the only known picture of him with his mouth closed
>>67604523
Looks like a vampire
ERA PEN
R
A
>>67604523
>Finisher on the left
>Finsher on the right
s-s-spurs were just pretending to choke 2nd to show Arsenal just how good Spurs are this season....
>>67604503
Me senpai
>mitrovic death stare
subhuman balkan chimpout when
>>67604503
Rooting for City!
>LEICESTER
THE MEME IS OVER
>>67604523
\o/ \o/ \o/
\o/ \o/ \o/
\o/ \o/ \o/
\o/ \o/ \o/
\o/ \o/ \o/
i guess you could say
rachel really blew it
JIHADI JOHN WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK, WE'RE GONNA WIN THE FA CUP
JIHADI JOHN WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK, WE'RE GONNA WIN THE FA CUP
>>67604573
>>67604581
Good l/a/ds
THE MEME IS OVER
>>67604597
SPURS TITLE CHARGE IS BACK ON
what the fuck sanchez
> Leicester getting refballed
No suprise here
Chelsea 1 - 0 Leicester
Cesc Penny
Are Chelsea morally champions?
>>67604607
>Slowpoke.png
>>67604607
>American "humour"
http://www.strawpoll.me/10219130
http://www.strawpoll.me/10219130
http://www.strawpoll.me/10219130
>>67604576
Called it
>Give ref a death stare
>Ref gets you back with a red card
No fucking about with Taylor
>>67604641
city desu, top scorers and they actually had to play in multiple competitions
POOCASTLE DOWN TO 10
>shitrovic
he can have no complaints about that
>Mitrovic
absolute madman, webm where
Newcastle down to 10 men
>>67604523
>UT will never die
>>67604672
I wonder who could be behind this post
MITRO MITRO MITRO MITRO
mitrovic seems like one of the thickest cunts in the league
>mitro off
4-2 incoming
>>67604567
They completely fell apart after Alli's chimpout against West Brom. This isn't like last season where Pochettino ran them into the ground, it's all mental. Disciplined, calm players like Vertonghen and Kane picking up stupid yellows, Dembele deciding to do his best Diego Costa impression, Eriksen forgetting how to dribble today, Lloris allowing two goals against Southampton that your average /sp/ poster could have saved....
Mason is still shit though. Have to admire that man's consistency.
what did memetrovic do this time?
>>67604672
lol fuck off you bellend
Mitrovic getting laid into
>blowing your one chance to get signed
>mitroshit
Anyone got a gif of tackle?
>>67604503
m/a/n utd here
STREAMABLE OR WEBM OF MITRO PLS
good lord bogdan is shit
>6 - Aleksandar Mitrovic is the sixth player in PL history to score a goal, assist a goal and get sent off in the same game. Mixed.
pretty sure he's done this before as well. top kek
>>67604706
>Disciplined, calm players like Vertonghen
kek
>>67604725
Sorry, I only have a webm
>he knew what he was doing
Wish I was a mind-reader like all commentators apparently are
>>67604694
>>67604711
;)
although they totally would have won if they played as few games as lester
Chelsea are beating Leicester when everyone was thinking that they were going to let them win. Spurs could have won the league if they acted as professionals instead of blaming Chelsea for their flaws.
>>67604736
That's a nice bird.
>>67604672
Not with their record against the top 4. Hell, even their record against the top half of the table.
Is Trippier injured? Haven't seen him in weeks
>>67604766
Post it lad
>>67604766
Poast tit
From BBC : "Bacary Sagna hacks Jefferson Montero down. Yellow card. Surely he won't be getting a game under Pep Guardiola next season? "
What? Sagna has been solid for City now that Zaba is permainjured/too old
Swansea lads, are PETER'S PIES any good?
>>67604709
>be on the ball
>be forced to either pass or dribble
>kick the incoming defender instead
>fake the injury to try avoiding punishment
Mitro is retarded.
>>67604736
my nigga
>>67604762
kek
>west ham and southampton in EL
>manchester and liverpool missing out
wew
>>67604776
>Champions get lazy and let a midtable team sneak an irrelevant win
This happens every season.
>Newcastle
STOP BOTTLING IT YOU TYNE MONGS
>>67604799
City's full backs have been solid but they really do need better players in both positions
A lot of Mangala's fuck ups are because both the full backs are nowhere to be found
Feel like City gonna bottle it
>elmaymay
inb4 arsenal concede as well just to top it all off
WHAT A FUCKING DIVE
NEWCASTLEL PENULTY
>>67604776
Don't think you get how this works Italy
DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH HIM WHAT THE FUCK
FUCKING NEWCASTLE PENALTY
PENULTY FOR NEWCASTLE
FUCKING DIVING NIGGER
wew, what a dive
oh wow spuds
>Tottenshit
>the city of English Refereeing
time to make refereeing errors punishable by cruel and unusual execution
#robotrefs
REFBALLED OUT OF THE SECOND SPOT
FUCK SAKE
>That dive
Not even mad, get fucked Spuds
Sometimes all you can do is laugh
>the totten of ham
KEK
KEK
GOAL
Based Sissoko with that cheeky dive
> spurs
>spuds
kek
>Spurs will go back to finishing 6th next season
fuck sake ;_;
>newcastle are in 10 men
>spurs decide to concede again
Top fucking kek
>ref gives you red card
>fucks you over with a bullshit pen
This ref hates Spurs lads
TOTTEMEME HOTSPUR
I wonder how angry Newcastle fans are that they're only picking NOW to play well
>diving when you're already relegated
>>67604940
DELETE THIS
>the ref at St James' park is a muslim
He must be. Easily worse dive than Benteke's.
webm of magpie's penulty?
>>67604941
AHAHAHAHAHA
If United wins with Bournemouth and City draws, United goes 4th?
>TOTTENSHIT HOTSPERM
BASED NEWCASTLE!
We going to rock the Championship
>Arsenal fans will be cocky about finishing 2nd now
Fuck sake.
same old spurs
inb4 leicester score a deflected undeserved offside goal
>Tottenscum Spuds
>>67604990
United will have to win by 19 goals, so no. City have to lose.
>The Mighty Spurs
>>67604947
not really, he sent mitrovich off for a nothing tackle
Feel bad for Tottenham
Wasn't supposed to be like this
https://streamable.com/39kg
awful
>>67605002
#wengerIN
>>67604964
Technically they've played well ever since Rafa got to grips with the team, the Villa game was mental choking from the players though
The players have been shit under shit managers for ages before that, it's too tiring being constantly pissed off at them
>Pocchetino in May
kek
KEK
K E K
>TOTTENSHIT
>>67603055
Fucking Spurs, Arsenal crawling to the 2nd spot since fucking spurs cant do jack shit. I have been laughing so fucking much to them today with my friend that i cant even.
Fuck spurs, fuck arsenal fuck crawling fuck red card newcastle, fuck them dropping to championship, fuck championship, FUCKING TOTTEMHAM SUCK BALLS
>>67605061
The Hull school of tactics
>>67605061
Should have accepted SAF's offer.
pls rafa
Arselel 2-0 now
>spuds
If only newcastle had won against Villa ;_;
fuck you
>arsenal celebrating like they've won the league
sad
>finishing below Arsenal during their best ever season
>>67605061
bielsa 2.0
AYY LMAO SPERMS
>arse singing in their stadium like winning the premier league :D
>mfw when aston villa scores
>Arsenal 2-0
Well shit
ST TOTTERIGHAMS DAY IS HERE LADS!!!!
Apologize you clueless plastics
>piers celebrating
>doesn't realise this consigns his club to several more years of Wenger
>>67605124
if villa scores it's 2-1
WENGER IN
HAT TRICK
SPUDS BTFO
>>67605113
>best ever season
this isn't 2012/13 la
>>67604964
>Bring Rafa in
>Few weeks adjusting period with 3 typical losses
>Settle in to 6 game unbeaten streak with half of them wins
>Even against top flight teams like Spurs, City and Liverpool
Not mad at all to be honest. If we'd had him all season, we could have stayed up.
JIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HATRICK
JIROOOOOO HATTRICK!!!!
>be winning the league
>don't
>oy vey, be finishing 2nd then
>don't
>oyyy, at least Arsenal finished 4th
>didn't
fucking Tottenham
>All the mosques in England
Wow.
>>67605133
Arsenal won't improve if they lose wenger
>>67605129
Thank you based din see nuffin man
>>67605133
>like we've won the League
>we
DRINKING WATER
ST TOTTERINGHAM DAY 2016 HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
DRINKY
R
I
N
K
Y
>>67605039
Absolutely disgusting
What a goal!!!! LEICESTER!!!!
DRINKY
I still love you Tottenham
so next year has to be Arsenal's year, right?
>the north london bottling company
>>67605190
the mosque in my town is just a flat
just got back from old Trafford lads
AMA
Pellegrini would be rightfully sacked if Pep hadn't been coming.
>MAREZ SUBBED OFF
>LESTER GET GOAL
FRAUD
ALSO,
>DRINKYYY
Did Tottenham just decide to stop the moment they realised the title wasn't a possibility?
>Spuds
>>67605039
Vertonghen makes contact.
>>67605190
must be a pain being a /pol/tard and watching all these teams with muslim players and owners
lets be honest who's had the better season out of spurs or arsenal
All the matches are on tv, 3what should be the last team I watch before I kill myself this summer
>>67605262
Why did you leave your phone on the gas pipe you dickhead?
>>67605262
was it you
>>67605274
Clearly
>>67605262
How did you get to Surrey that fast?
>>67605265
Shut up, cancerous monkey.
>KANTEH
>DRINKEH
>ALL THE BOYS
Who /lifelong/ since march here?
>>67605283
POTTERY
O
T
T
E
R
Y
>Sissoko
>>67605280
after he trips himself up though
>>67605262
are you muslim
>>67605306
lel
wow well done arsenal you finished 2nd, didn't even come close to winning but you came 2nd.
DRINKEH
what a blooter
>spuds
>>67605306
he left about 2 and a half hours ago lid
>>67605283
Kek I bet lucozade hate this guy
>>67605290
Both have been OK really. Arsenal choked out of first palce and Tottenham broke down at the end of the season.
>>67605262
did you see any suspicious fellas with beards?
>usually bet on teams to draw
>go for full results this time
>3 of the teams are currently draws
>>67605262
I knew 4chan was involved.
>tfw the match was so dead despite having the stream on you missed Drinky's blootah
Wasn't paying attention ;_;
>Arsenal fans are going to be wanking themselves to death all over /sp/ as if all the neutrals find this equally hilarious.
2ND PLACE LADS
I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SO HAPPY
FUCK SPURS
>>67605311
>/lifelong/ since march
Fucking bandwagoners. I've been a /lifelong/ since December. I'll tell you, bandwagoners will ruin this great club.
Man, sure Arsenal fans are depressing.
>>67605262
Did you see that bomb, G?
SPUDS
P
U
D
S
>>67605245
Good lad.
>>67605262
how did you get back to London so fast
>4-1
>4-1
>4-1
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SPURS
Aguero isn't half the player he used to be.
ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN
TOP KEK
>you now remember rolando aarons
>SPUDS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FOUR
F
O
U
R
KILL ME NOW
4 FUCKING 1
HAHAHAHAAHA
SPUDS WTF
>the shanty town of spurs
>>67605295
>>67605297
>>67605319
>>67605352
No I wasn't involved
>>67605343
Of course I did but that's nothing new at OT
>>67605306
I live in Manchester
THE ABSOLUTE SHITHOLE THAT IS SPURS
spurs being spurs
Spurs are back
holy shit
hahahahahaha
>Spuds
>The city of tottenham
NEWCASTLE SCORED AGAIN
TEN MEN 2-0
SPUDS
SPUDS
>>67605367
Fucking english bandwaggoners.
https://twitter.com/gmpolice/status/731871716734058497
>controlled explosion at old trafford
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
THE MUSLIMS ARE ATTACKING
RACE WAR WHEN? RACE WAR NOW!
ITS FIVE
HAHAHAH
LADS
A
D
S
Fucking hell we're such a pathetic club
Who just saw that Adam effort?
FIVE
FIVE
FIVE
LOSING 3-0 A MAN UP
> 4-1
> Spurs's future is a bright one
Fuck that, enjoy mid-table obscurity forever
AHAHHAhAHAHAHHAhAHAHAHHAhAHAHAHHAhAHAHAHHAhAHAHAHHAhAHAHAHHAhAHAHAHHAhAHAHAHHAhAHAHAHHAhAHAHAHHAhAHAHAHHAhAHAHAHHAhAHAHAHHAhAHAHAHHAhAHAHAHHAhAHAHAHHAhAHAHAHHAhAHAHAHHAhAHAHAHHAhAHAHAHHAhAH THE MIGHTY SPURS
F I V E
>SPUDS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MAAAATTEEERRR
JUST
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
FUCKING JEWS
>losing 5-1 to an already relegated team that are a man down
>The city of spuds
BRAZILHAM
NEVAR4GET THE 5 GORRILION
>F I V E
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 5-1 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>the city of Spuds
Spurs havent lost my more than 1 goal all season now this
WTF
>Totnumb Shitspurs
>SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA SPURS HAHAHAHAHAHA SPURRRRRRRSSSS HAHAHAHHA
HOLY SHIT
>>67605405
finally someone on this board that knows their stuff
He's lost much of his explosiveness
AHAHAHAHA
F I V E
I
V
E
HAHAHA
>SPODS
>PAURCHERTINZA
>LAMRELAU
>KINE
>SLOW LLORIS
>BREAKING: Controlled explosion has been carried out by bomb disposal experts at Old Trafford
>THE CITY OF SPUDS
normal service resumes
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SPUDS
>tottenham
>finish above Manchester United, Chelsea, Manchester City, Liverpool, Tottenham
>STILL fail to win the league
FIVE ONE
HAHAHAHA
holy shit
is this real life
Is this season the best St Totteringham in existance?
Spurs.... this is embarrasing
>FUCKING SPUDS
THIS IS NOT HAPPENING
Gentle reminder that Poocastle are a relegated side playing with ten (10) men.
>>67605461
A controlled explosion is done by a bomb squad m8
>this club will represent England in the CL
ayy
must be food poisoning
>spuds
>getting raped to death by a Championship team
controlled explosion of my sides reported at newcastle.
F I V E
I
V
E
>TOTTENSHIT
Spurs are BACK!
>mfw we only have to win 19-0 to get 4th
>Spuds
>ABSOLUTE CARNAGE
ABSOLUTE CARNAGE
>ABSOLUTE CARNAGE
ABSOLUTE CARNAGE
>ABSOLUTE CARNAGE
ABSOLUTE CARNAGE
>ABSOLUTE CARNAGE
ABSOLUTE CARNAGE
>ABSOLUTE CARNAGE
ABSOLUTE CARNAGE
>Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris >Rate Lloris
holy shit Spurs
>>67605100
>>67605100
TOON TOON
BLACK AND WHITE ARMY
Controlled explosion
>BREAKING: Controlled explosion has been carried out by season disposal experts at St. James Park
STATE of yourself Spurs
fucking STATE of yourself
TOTTENHAM HOTKEKS
AHAHAAHA
>SPUDS
>BREAKING: Controlled implosion has been carried out by bomb disposal experts at St. James Park
>Two weeks ago Spurs honestly thought they could win the league
>5-1
How can another EPL season top this?
>get relegated
>smash spurs
>first on MOTD
I don't know how to feel lads
Totten5am
leliga and bundeslel fans can only dream of having a league as competitive as this
Controlled implosion of Spuds season
Did Fergie do his buddy Arsene a favour?
>SPURS
>EVER BEING TITLE CONTENDERS
Charlie Adam nearly scored another half field goal
Imagine if they beat the 8-1 that boro beat city by on the last day
>I rate pochettino
>WE'VE ONLY GOT 10 MEN
SAVAGE
TOP 4 IS OUR EVERYTHING
TOP 4 IS OUR EVERYTHING
TOP 4 IS OUR EVERYTHING
TOP 4 IS OUR EVERYTHING
TOP 4 IS OUR EVERYTHING
TOP 4 IS OUR EVERYTHING
TOP 4 IS OUR EVERYTHING
TOP 4 IS OUR EVERYTHING
TOP 4 IS OUR EVERYTHING
Man Utd game has been abandoned
Controlled explosion of my sides
Yids desperately calling in bomb threats right now
>>67605662
>>67605642
Uncontrolled implosion would have been better lads.
Apply yourselves
S P U D S
P
U
D
S
Hello, is this the laughing at >spurs thread?
Wenger in lmao
>>67605129
Thank you based top of the league, only before March, man.
>>67605677
>Leicesterwinslol
does Rafa stay now?
>>67605725
Post of the day tbqh
>Spuds will win all their remaining match
MY SIDES
>30 goals conceded in 37 matches
>5 goals conceded in the last match of the season
>Losing 2nd place to the arse
S E E T H I N G
pls stay
>>67605245
Fuck tottenham, there is some unwritten law in the nature of this fucking planet that Arsenal will finish always higher on the board then Tottenham. I mean come the fuck on, Tottenham needs ONE(1) fucking point, against a team that is dropping to championship, and they cant fucking do it even when the said team, is on man down. What the fuck is going on.
Seriously, there has to be some fucking football god, who hates tottenham more then anything else on this word. When tottenham finishes next time over Arsenal on Premier, i bet these things will happen before Spurs finish before Arsenal
>Cows will fly
>USA will join European Union
>World hunger will end
>China will nuke north kore
>Sweden wont be cucked anymore and go full on crusade against muslims
>National socialism will rise its ugly head again in Germany and Hitler will rise from his grave to exterminate jews again.
>Japan will stop doing weird shit
>Aliens will land to Ghana and make niggers new kings of the earth
>Hell freezes over
>God makes comeback
Bottomline, TOTTENHAM HOTSPURS FUCKING SUCK AND THEY ARE CHOKING SO HARD IT WOULD MAKE HEATHER BROOKE LOOK LIKE A FUCKING AMATEUR
Remember when people said Spurs will win all their remaining 5 games and overtake Leicester?
> What sort of thing is happening here?! Tottenham are defending like a team of Under-8s. Against 10 men.
fucking savage from BBC
>>67605777
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
WE STILL HAVE THE BEST GOAL DIFFERENCE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yaya blooter tiem
A terrorist attack has taken place in an EPL match today
In other news MANU VS Bournemouth has been cancelled amist safety concerns
>>67605781
makes me want to pay the license fee tbqh
>>67605805
10/10 damage control
>wet spam
>>67605805
How sad
NEEDED A SINGLE POINT IN THEIR LAST 2 GAMES
LOSE BOTH
NEEDED A SINGLE POINT IN THEIR LAST 2 GAMES
LOSE BOTHNEEDED A SINGLE POINT IN THEIR LAST 2 GAMES
LOSE BOTH
>Arsenal win by 4
>Spurs lose by 4
POTTERY
IT RHYMES
Has a relegated team ever raped a top 4 side this badly?
IF WE JUST HELD ON FOR A POINT V WEST HAM
RIP MANURE
funny seeing how much refball west brom got today
but of course it only counts when it results in a goal
>keeping up with bbc live summary
>this pops up
Where is milner today?
City in CL after all, Rags get fucked
>Arsenal deleriously celebrating finishing second to Leicester City
lel you cant make this shit up
>>67605904
just win 19-0 la
>>67605938
lel
>>67605904
Holy hell I just saw you guys scored only 46 goals, it's insane
>>67605904
If Bournemouth refuse to re-schedule do >we get 4 points?
>>67605938
>It's Tottenham
>>67605953
Definitely the biggest small club in existence
impressive
wait so if utd win they go 4th?
Swans had a perfectly good goal ruled out
I call shenanigans
/trans/ when lads
NEW
>>67605750
>>67605750
>>67605750
>BREAKING: Police say a controlled explosion has been carried out at Manchester's Old Trafford Stadium by bomb disposal experts.
>>67606019
(You)
>>67606019
have to win by 19-0
>>67606019
They only need to win by 19 goals.
Those Wenger out supporters really are stupid cunts
>>67606150
>Celebrating finishing below LEICESTER just because you finished second
>premier league is done
Alright, time for the Euros.
>>67606114
>>67606119
>>67606130
according to bbc sport they'll go 4th by one point
>>67606180
fifth place is not decided
>>67606207
must have fucked up because city are on 66 points
>>67606207
That's not updated dumbass
>>67606207
(You)
>West Ham
>20 shots on goal
>only score 1
>lose to Stoke
FFS YOU CUNTS YOU ONLY HAD ONE JOB!
>>67606207
>>67606237
It says 37 games, girls.
Do West Ham want to play in the EL?
>>67606268
They would need United to win the FA Cup to get Europa League footy
>>67606207
lel
>>67606293
not what I asked
>>67606237
>>67606241
>>67606254
>>67606247
>>67606265
yeah im bare dumb. i just realised
>>67606329
>yeah im bare dumb.
I can tell by how you communicate
>>67606319
(Not the same anon)
Europa League fixtures are awkwardly timetabled for Thursday nights - this can tire players if they have to play on Saturday too, particularly if they have to fly out to Eastern Europe. Some have specualted that EL football is actually a significant detriment to the team.
By contrast, CL football is Tuesday/Wednesday and the money is significantly greater.
>>67606268
Obviously. Would be a great start to their first season at the Olympic stadium if they were in the EL.
pelleginri was pretty shit desu
the media loves him but his record against good sides speaks wonders.
>>67606458
I can't say I watched too many City games but I feel like he was too defensive.
>>67606441
see this
>>67606419
>>67606099
SOON
>>67606486
Whenever I watched them it was this strange low intensity possession football.
Whenever the other team pressed them it looked like falling apart as they passed it around slowly.
>>67606554
>>67606486
Also people forget he announced pep before the club did, wouldn't surprise me if he did it as a bit of revenge.
>>67602258
>Thread is closed
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA JANITOR CONFIRMED FOR SPURS FAN.
LITERALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH
Wait, are United still in a Europa League qualifying position?
>>67606419
Your post is a meme
1. EL does have money to offer and publicity and tv money, obviously less than CL, but still
2. a flight to eastern europe is 2.5 hours
3. those that have speculated are just coming up with excuses
4. if CL football is tuesday, wouldn't the players be tired if they played a game on a Sunday?
poor players, can't recover in two days once or twice a month, despite being surrounded by the best health professionals, receing the best (legal) drugs, being motivated by huge sums of money
They must really have a hard job.
Face it, players are spoiled brats.
>>67606636
THE UNPAID ONE
>>67606647
Yes, not directly to group stage but to qualifiers. If they win their last game they'll go directly to group stage.
>>67606647
Yeah West Ham blew it
>>67606636
I think he's trying to direct it all to the sticky
>>67606725
Madman also deleted the I'VE BECOME SO NUMB threads
>>67606727
>>67606738
Is there any possible way they don't even qualify?
I want to believe ;_;
>>67606596
>and then I told the players to always try and play the offside trap, even on the edge of the six yard box!
>>67606788
That's stupid as shit, what is this crap?
A sticky for Arselel finishing second? What?
>>67606788
They actually made a sticky for that shit? Jesus fucking Christ. I hate them so much.
>>67606913
>its' true
And this is why I am against stickies, I knew it was going to end with everything hilarious being redirected to a sticky
>>67606954
>>67606962
New janitors have come in, I assume this was one of their """"""great"""""" ideas for """"cleaning""""" /sp/.
Idiots.
>>67606657
I don't think it's a question of entitlement. It's more of a cost/benefit approach. Playing in Europe (and cups for that matter) distracts your challenge from the primary league. The question is whether it would actually be in a club's financial interest to ignore the EL completely and focus on trying to push top 4. They lose out on some EL money, but get more the following season from the CL.
Now obviously this isn't really in the spirit of the game, but I don't imagine many teams are too frustrated to give up extra European games. Sure, it's nice to win the competition if you have nothing else to show for the season (potentially Liverpool this season), but is it worth investing some much time and effort (and even resting players from PL games) to get knocked out in the last 8 or 16? Admittedly, winning the EL as a means of qualifying for the CL might work well for West Ham, Man Utd or Southampton next season.
I think the upheaval of playing European (away) games is quite significant. I don't disagree that you'd expect top athletes to perform in two games per week, but I think it can takes its toll and there are injury risks. Plus, there is just the logistical issue of losing probably a whole day for travel and playing that could have been used for training for the weekend match. In short, I'd love to know how EL teams fare on average on weekend games following EL games vs weekend games with the full week free. Do you, maybe, lose a small amount (say 0.5 points) on average?
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11960/10099975/europa-league-help-or-hindrance
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/31470797
>>67607053
This is 100% on the mongs here who keep asking for a sticky all the time.
RAFA SAYS HIS HEART IS FOR STAYING AT NEWCASTLE
IT'S HAPPENING
>>67607053
>cleaning up a board that's already been "cleaned" up from any fun for years
Bravo.
>>67607110
Do Everton want him?
When is MOTD?
>>67607126
they're killing /sp/ one fun aspect at a time.
>>67607104
even then, no mong calls for a sticky for a team finishing in second ffs. This is beyond retarded
>>67607145
Everton want Mourinho
>>67607162
Really? I wonder if he would ever take such a job and risk being exposed if he couldn't get results without a shitload of money.
If he's as good as he thinks he is, he should be able to challenge for the title with Everton.
>>67607090
Southampton Fan here.
I'm conflicted about Europe personally, but it's something the club really want to be involved in and I'm sure majority of fans do as well. We've never been part of European competition apart from when we lost to Arse in the FA cup and got beat by Steaua
Can't believe that sticky
What's happening to /sp/.
>>67607394
a tyne wear derby got stickied a few seasons back
mods confirmed for retards
>>67607394
I am unironically sending an e-mail to Hirohito to complain.
>>67607394
>What's happening to /sp/.
It's nothing new. Retards in charge just doing their thing.
>>67607409
That was because everyone was excited after the horse punching in the previous game wasn't it?
>>67607494
Just looked it up: the horse punch happened after that derby (October 2013)
>>67607394
That one mod is an Arsenal fan.
>>67607599
Oh, well I have no idea why then.
Was the sticky game the one where everyone was bitching about a kit clash?
>>67607292
>I'm conflicted about Europe personally, but it's something the club really want to be involved in
You forgot about bottling to the full time plumbers then?
>>67607636
It was this one: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/24599741
>>67607714
Yeah, it was that one then.
People couldn't tell the sides apart on shitty streams.
