>Enemy's closing in from all sides
>City are going to beat Swansea
>Old Trafford is going to blow up
Get in here before its too late
Why is it always so great to be ABU?
>>67602768
because were the good guys. its the only group of haters that are actually fighting for good.
>rooney found dead
fuck, its happening. this is so scary
>>67602768
>>67602812
Without a doubt the muslims we are looking for
Is this the /pol/ thread?
>>67602887
Imagine if that happened, would be mental
remember lads
not all muslims are terrorists
but all terrorists are muslim.
Hello where are the happenings
kill all muslims 2bh
wew
SWANSEA
CHAT SHIT - GET BOMBED
>>67603212
Shame for him
Lads, it's ISIS
>>67602904
Yes m8
>>67602904
Yes #MAGA
http://www.strawpoll.me/10218800
http://www.strawpoll.me/10218800
http://www.strawpoll.me/10218800
>>67603212
>jaideep
thats a poo loo my friend
>>67603133
except all the ones that aren't muslims
>Sky News are talking to someone called 'Blewit' to discuss suspect bomb at Old Trafford. Of all the names.
>>67603279
Why the fuck is there are German ad for jewish singles?
>be British
>get blown up
>>67603319
kek
Alex Hylton @AlexParisHylton 8m8 minutes ago
30 mins after kick-off at Old Trafford and it's basically empty. Embarrassing attendance
>>67603319
toppest keks
>>67603319
ahahaha
So was it mudslimes, irish or other?
>Unconfirmed reports that there has been a controlled explosion at Old Trafford.
>Unconfirmed reports that there has been a controlled explosion at Old Trafford.
>>67603319
>Went out with Rachel last night
>Rachel Blewitt?
>Yeah, round the back of the club
>>67603402
What if it was Irish Muslims?
>>67603402
Muslims
They wont stop until we have Sharia law.
No Sharia? No football kaffir
>>67603319
I knew van Gaal had a tough job, but Man U's seat is really hot right now.
>>67603374
>tweeting a photo of the tv
>>67603402
Buddhists
They're sick of all the attention the muslims get and now want in on the terrorist game.
>>67603402
imagine if the IRA came back on to the scene just as ISIS was gearing up for a barrage on britain.
This is what happens when you let a fucking Muslim be in charge of your capital city.
>>67603374
Didnt realise there was a bomb scare at the Etihad ahead of every home game
>>67603432
very nice
>>67603437
fuuuuuccccckkkkk
>>67603298
Bas abu hajaar funniest shit I've seen all year
>>67603245
underrated gpost
>>67603402
The IRA shit is just propaganda. They don't even exist in that capacity anymore.
Its to try to make white people be seen as terrorists again instead of the brown mudslimes
>>67603456
but buddhism is a religion of peace
>>67603363
You get ads mostly according to your IP address, so the person who screenshotted it is a dirty German goyim.
>>67603456
>>67603520
>Buddhists
>Peaceful
Do you even know what happened and is happening in Sri Lanka?
Monks are peacfule but Bhuddhists dont fall in the same category.
>>67603520
mcbain
>>67603520
Not anymore
They're breaking bad.
Souness almost started talking about the IRA then realised what he was doing and avoided it kek
>>67603565
>edarling.at
>.at
But still, why would a Brit get an Austrian ad for jewish singles?
Something's fishy here....
>>67603164
They can go home willingly or in body bags. The west doesn't have time for them to figure their shit out and stop blowing people up.
>Be Man United
>If you win and City win, you guarantee yourself a grueling season in the Europa League playing Thursday nights inhibiting your chances of finishing in the top 4
>if you lose and City lose, you miss out on the chance of qualifying on the Champions League and gaining all the money that comes from it
>The only thing to do is to wait until the other games are finished to know whether to win or lose
>But you play at the same time as the other games
>Unless you place a package in your own stadium and get the game abandoned
>This way you can play your last game in the full knowledge of knowing your rivals' results
>>67602734
>City are going to beat Swansea
It's tied you cunand personally I think k City are going to get their asses handed to them because Swansea need to make themselves look good
>>67603620
Good move desu
>BREAKING NEWS: Suspect package found at Old Trafford turns out to be Bailey Jay's tiny pecker
>>67603609
you mean those monks defending their regions from islam?
https://twitter.com/WillJohnson_20/status/731857084539637760/video/1
>>67603402
Irish
The threat level of an attack inn the mainland was raised last week, plus muslims don't do remote-detonated bombs
any radio/tv station which is giving this dedicated coverage?
>>67603699
It has nothing to do with Muslims. Welp.
>>67603212
Shiiiiiit
>mfw NBC sports hardly ever plays our matches because they're bandwagon cunts who would rather shoe city or Livershit matches
>mfw I don't have to watch a stream for the first time in months and now it's all commercials because it's been postponed
This had Woodward's name all over it
>>67603702
bantz
What's the chance that it's just some bants from a couple city fans?
![_67354744_154146214(1)[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XH19tXM.jpg "_67354744_154146214(1)[1].jpg")
>>67603747
it has everything to do with muslims
>>67603467
Batman V Superman
Captain America V Ironman
IRA V ISIS
What's next?
>>67603702
hate middle aged football fans
>>67603402
Liverpool fans
>>67603767
there are uncomfirmed reports of a controlled explosion so that must be some dedicated banter
IRA is more likely given that thousands from Ireland travel to Old Trafford every week. Blending in would be easy.
It's been kicking off in Northern Ireland recently.
>>67603689
>tiny
It's quite big lad
>>67603669
pretty genius t b h
Sky Sports presenter Ed Chamberlin has been speaking outside the ground...
"The bomb disposal unit arriving at Old Trafford suggests there will be some kind of controlled explosion. There is no confirmation of that at the moment but that is certainly the way it looks."
>>67603666
It's not him who made the screenshot. He's got folders full of /pol/ and antisemitic propaganda material.
>>67603770
>Tamil Tigers are Muslims.
Please stop.
>>67603812
Why's the IRA upset suddenly?
>>67603812
This desu. Getting sick of everyone trying to pin the blame on muslims.
>>67603812
>It's been kicking off in Northern Ireland recently
It's never not been kicking off but no more than usual
>>67603812
>implying Old toilet isnt chock full of muslims at any point
>we're not security experts
>we're not going to speculate
>proceeds to speculate about security
>>67603860
>increase in THICK posting
>IRA suddenly upset
Conincidence?
>fill your country with muslims
>wonder why shit blows up
kek
>>67603860
>Why's the IRA upset suddenly?
no potatoes
>>67603480
Oooooh shit!
Top shelf
CONTROLLED EXPLOSION HAPPENING
IT'S TIME FOR BOOTS ON THE GROUND
I'M TIRED OF THIS PC BULLSHIT AND TERRORIST APOLOGISTS
>>67603905
I wasn't on purpose that England is full of Muslims
>invite terrorists into your country
>they do terrorist shit
Gee if only someone could saw this coming...
#Trump2016
>>67603901
DELETE THIS
>>67603829
It's shite, cumshots are awful too.
>>67603812
They would never target the most supported team in Ireland you dip.
>>67603921
Controlled explosion means the bomb squad are blowing shit up, not the pakis.
>>67603669
THIS
H
I
S
>>67603812
>been kicking off in NI
No, no it hasnt. Some teenagers just got a hold of some guns. That's it.
wew
>>67603848
and they arent buddhists either. whats your point?
>>67603970
>terrorists wouldn't do something that gives them huge notoriety
ok
The neighbours wheelie bin just fell over should I be worried?
>"Jihadi John we don't give a fuck, cus were going to win the FA cup"
Kek
>>67603974
but it means there actually was something to blow up
It was prolly London's Muslim mayor 2bh. Smdh
remember lads
not all muslims are united "fans"
but all united "fans" are muslim.
>>67604035
might wanna check it for a bomb lad
>>67604046
Not really. There have been plenty of cases of them blowing up random crap.
And you all laughed at Trump
>>67604035
who's got their wheelie bin out on a fucking sunday
fucking cunt where do you live
>>67603863
shut up you filthy paki
>>67604001
>"""""""""""""bomb squad""""""""""""""
>It's a van with some lights and a yellow stripe
>>67603669
Truth
hmm hearing the bomb wasnt found but warning phoned in with ira code word
Stan Collymore Verified account
@StanCollymore
Text.
Package was a phone attached to pipe with wires hanging from it”. Found by customer in toilet.
From guy who found it.
I've always wondered why terrorists didn't target stadiums
tens of thousands in one place
>>67604117
i think the contents of the vehicle is more important
>>67604046
It doesn't mean there's a bomb, just a package/bag. Could be a bomb, could be somebody's lunch. They don't check.
>>67604021
Mate just read on the Sri Lankin civil war and youll understand why Buddhists aren't "peaceful".
I don't have to educate your nigger ass.
>>67604065
fuck off leb cunt
>yfw you realize ISIS,Hebolla, AL Queda are all Man City fans
"Inshallah Brothers. You see, now I've flown to Syria, I’m, I'm beheadin' journalists, right. What you gotta realise is, we've taken Mosul. I’ve been a follower of the Prophet (PBUH) for near enough twenty years. I read the Qu'ran. And I’ve read about Muhammed, about Musa and Sulayman , right? This is the first time, the first time I’ve ever seen Islamic conquering like what I’ve seen in ISIS. ISIS is… just… Halal, man. And I mean that, Muhammed. Listen. With all due respect, Muhammed… loved you to bits. Loved you to bits. But I tell you something. Al-Baghdadi, Caliph Drinky, and all the Mujahideen, are, are, are, are, are putting it… on the next level. And it shows in the beheading videos; we’re now, we’re now gettin, we’re now — hold on a minute — we’re now getting weapons from Turkey. Weapons from Turkey. I went to Slough. I went to Newham. I, I’ve… brought my son up… When he was, he was in school… god. Freedom of Speech. Freedom of Speech. Western Values. Pre-Marital sex. Freedom of speech. Western Values. Pre-Marital Sex. And I stuck, I stuck by my Imam, said, "Listen Kuffar. Hate the west, Hate the Jews, h-hate the West, hate the Jews… and… Islam will come through." And all of a sudden, my son’s turned around and said to me and looked me in the eye today — LOOKED me in the eye — and turned around and said to me, "Dad? DAD?" …Allahu Ackbar. Absolutely Allahu Ackbar. He’s seen… massacres, he’s seen… class massacres like Paris, like… ahhh. And, honest to God. Now, tell me, you cannot, you cannot, you CANNOT tell me, we have not got a chance to establish a Caliphate, Muhammed. And listen, this… this is, this is, this, I was, I grew up with you, Muhammed. You cannot tell me, you cannot believe, we cannot establish a Caliphate. Please…
pretty sure they wouldn't abandon the match for somebody's lunch m8
>>67604129
>"There's a fookin bomb ya cunts. Codeword: Potato"
>>67604117
You expect a batmobile or something ?
>>67604142
because it's hard to get a bomb in, as they found out in Paris
>>67604099
No we didn't. The reason Trump has had so much success is because so many agree with him.
>>67604149
>moving the goalposts
i never said they were
the vast majority of the country is buddhist. why wouldnt they be involved?
>>67604136
>go to see if its real
>find out i'm blocked by stan collymore
wew
>>67604179
Yer the caliphate to rape kids and goats freely whenever you like.
>>67604179
good post
>>67604207
It's not really.
You get a couple of half hearted pats as you walk in but that's it
>>67603974
I think he's upset that it's confirmed a bomb
IT'S HAPPENING
thank you shitskins
>>67604153
>Sikhs
>LVG IN
>Pakis
>LVG OUT
>... tick tick tick
>>67604207
how hard is it to hit a big building with an airplane though?
unconfirmed reports package is mourinho with a bow on.
>>67604265
Yeah, if you're white
>>67604179
kek
yfw this pasta will never die now
>>67604279
Diversity is our strength m8
Who needs sports when your culture is 100% enriched
>>67604247
what did you do la
Give it 5 minutes before the Tory press pin this on Corbyn somehow.
Why doesn't this happen more often?
How hard is it for a few guys to smuggle in parts of gun for instance?
I haven't been searched at a stadium in years. Including Old Trafford.
>>67604236
>moving the goalposts
I'm going back to my original post cause you or I don't know what you're talking about.
>you mean those monks defending their regions from islam?
Thats the extreme minority. I was referring to the civil war whilst you're referring to some irrelevant shit my man.
do you think they'll try something with the fa cup final?
>>67603668
Kek you mean America
The west loves Muslim cock we seem to be the only ones with an issue apparently
>>67603863
>pathetic white hating liberals bringing up the IRA meanwhile Muslims turn England into a caliphate
LOL
>>67604271
pipe bomb by IRA, screencap this post
>>67604312
think i might have called him a wife beater once but i'm not sure tbqh
It is time to wake up to the dangers of ll Muslims family. Jewish media overlords have pushed their pc agenda so hard it's a social faux pas to even talk about it.
They've been tearing shit up since the beginning of time. Keep them in their containment countries.
The NBC commentators just said that the package has been detonated.
>>67604271
What do the Irish have against United?
>>67604179
nice
>>67603901
Is left even trying?
>>67604369
>defending the IRA
End yourself
>>67604403
they hate boring football
>>67604403
Liverpool fans i.e. they enjoy killing people in stadiums
>>67604284
It was difficult the first time, and nobody is going to do that again. Go out of radio contact for five minutes and say hello to your new fighter escort friends.
>>67604434
>defending Muslims
End yourself
>>67604369
>meanwhile Muslims turn England into a caliphate
source?
>>67604179
Excellent post friend.
the saddest thing is that ABUs would accept an ISIS takeover of britain in exchange for man utd going out of business.
they would happily see pakis behead the queen on live TV if it meant United would never win a trophy again
>>67603863
We all know it's sand niggers who did this
>>67603812
>North Ireland is IRA meme
Every fucking time
Northern Ireland hates both England and Ireland, they ain't doin anything that would earn them more kebab
>tfw traitorous cucks wont friend left to turn to when the race war begins
Can we start decorating lamp posts with shitskins and cucks yet senpaitachi?
>>67604476
London
Rumours it was a pipe with a phone taped to it
>>67604434
They need some practice if they are to defend us against ISIS desu need that match fitness back
>>67604403
too much ass
>>67604485
Yep
We'll kill them after but would love ISIS to end United
Daniel Taylor (@DTguardian)
May 15, 2016
Stewards here definitely saying device, including phone, was strapped to gas pipe. Not confirmed. MUFC say their own security found it.
>>67604494
Is pipe bomb a thing?
>>67604431
Left is perfect, right is for niggers which explains your flag
>>67604179
>, I stuck by my Imam, said, "Listen Kuffar. Hate the west, Hate the Jews, h-hate the West, hate the Jews… and… Islam will come through."
>>67604271
so someone with a ticket was going to come in and press a button
>>67604476
Literal Muslim mayor of London
>Martial was playing when the bombs went off in Paris
>Martial was playing today
Is he a Muslim?
>>67604489
You better write a list of all the cucks that let the downfall happen.
>>67603944
Yes it is, they imported them to cuck their women at the end of WW2 cuz apparently they didn't think they had enough men left to effectively run the country
>>67604494
thats just van gaal's transfer phone
>>67604583
you ring or text the phone to use it as a trigger
>>67604488
But its not the same people who hate
>>67604617
that's fake u retard. how can u be so dumb?
To the people who supported Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, Syria and now Yemen:
Well done! You ignored what the security services were warning and now your all shocked Mudslimes want to kill us. Retards.
>>67604600
He is a nigger. That's more than enough of a reason to stretch his neck.
>>67603860
Need to push the narrative that "Terrorism Has No Race" to all the goys thinking of voting Brexit.
>>67604179
upboat
![mosque-2015[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P8Igq3W.jpg "mosque-2015[1].jpg")
>>67604590
could be worse
>>67604692
It's a /pol/reddit crossposter
>>67604065
I'm a white American, there's actually a better chance that you're a muzzie than a random United fan is
>>67604703
>now your all shocked Mudslimes want to kill us
>implying they ever stopped wanting to kill us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Qpy0mXg8Y
Educate yourself, cuck.
>>67604731
>Main
>>67603365
>be american
webm related
>>67604749
>white American
>>67604703
but that Tony Blair and David Cameron are such lovely men
execute all muslims;
execute all united "fans"
>>67604590
You mean the Mayor who's pro Israel and pro gay? Yeah real Caliphat mate!
>>67604600
>French
>Muslim
Never heard of such a thing
>>67604885
>Nigger
>French
>>67604786
Yes things have been like this for 1400 years. The rise of ISIS and Al Qaeda are not recent phenomenons. Educate yourself.
Get Muslim London Mayor for less than a week suddenly a bomb threat at one of the biggest stadiums in England...
if only /sp/ had been around on 9/11
>>67603365
>be Canadian
>Be irrelevant
>live in great Bongistan
>get blown up
Comedy gold tbqh lads
>>67604207
It's really fucking easy but you don't know that unless you've been behind the scenes
I've done exactly that at every American football stadium, football stadium in the US, half the staodumd in the premiership, and several Italian stadiums last year and they're all weak af on secrutiy for the most part except for this past season with American football where they've stepped their shit up incredibly for some reason.
>>67604284
US air force was diminished as fuck, Jews knew the air force had combat drills scheduled for that day so when they were told things had been highjacked they didn't believe them, once you attack something there really isn't a good chance you'll ever be able to do it again(unless it's the English tubes in which case have fun)
>>67605070
>live in America
>Be "white"
>>67605070
>live in burgerstan
>get shot
Fucked either way lad
>>67604731
>could be worse
>literally less than 3% of our population
>more than 5% of yours
Whatever let's you sleep at night cuck
check out these aryan WHITE american gods
>>67605363
> he doesn't know how percentages relative to the population works
That's a whole lot more Muslims in America than England lad
>>67605363
our blacks and muslims are better than yours
>>67605380
HI WOOWEE
>>67605363
woah TWO PERCENT
>>67604819
>almost completely German with small percentage of English
>not white just because you faggots are upset that we beat you at the only thing you have a cornerstone on(being white)
>Austria mad because there are more pure blooded Austrians here than in Austria
This is just sad desu
>>67605363
>be american
>do maths
Choose one
>>67605590
I'm Muslim
All this Islamophobia ITT is pretty depressing lel
>>67605380
Those are ms13 members senpai
>>67605448
>gotta use the percentage meme to try to pretend you aren't cuckd
K
>>67605718
>Islamophobia
Stop blowing people up desu it's not prejudice it's terror
>>67605707
>I'm mad
So you don't have an actual response then?
>>67605788
Terrorism has no religion.
>>67605590
You are on the way to becoming a minority in your own country tho
And don't even try to compare your situation to ours.
We are still like 90% white
Is Benitez the ultimate "overcoming all odds" type of manager? Newcastle are completely destroying Tottenham as we speak, with such display I expect them to comfortably challenge for the league next year.
Second one, but stil, it's silverwarel...
>>67604692
It's still funny, you idiot.
>>67605449
There is no "better" when you're talking about niggers and muslims.
>>67605718
Then tell your people to stop fucking killing people just because they don't want to follow your retarded religion.
>tfw Swansea give me just enough hope to crush me again
>>67605825
Except those who claim to do it in the name of Allah
>>67605826
Dude in 4 years your breeding age population will be 50% non-German.
Utd 5th worse than domestic terrorism.
>>67605921
So will yours
>>67605815
Yes
I reckon Bournemouth would accept £5m for each goal conceded
>>67605855
yes there is - if american and we were the same wed both be shitholes but because were better america is a shithole and were not
>>67605921
No, it won't.
Also, 70% of our immigrants come from EU countries, so we will still be a white country.
>>67605921
All of western Europe too.
>>67606031
Please learn our language if you insist upon using it.
Our niggers are just as bad as the Americans, its just that we have less of them.
>>67606057
And dont forget, Turks are whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite :^)
Nobody cares about the controlled explosion, just race war. Typical
>>67606057
you have to add 1 million to the middle eastern category tho
that's 1.2%
so now we're only around 90% european/white
thanks merkel
Rather have my head cut off than be killed in the name of Allah, sch (siendo completamente honesto).
>>67605825
You're right. I fondly remember that time those Mormons attacked the Book of Mormon Broadway show because it offended them.
>>67605826
>2050
Probably will be dead by then anyway lad
>Manure just need to win 18-0
I believe in PL magic.
>>67606250
>so now we're only around 90% european/white
That's exactly what I said you idiot.
>>67606250
Whats the number for age 0-24?
You need to look at the birth rates. Those old germans that rots away at shitty retirement homes that you probably don't care about and gives money to refugees instead are going to die soon and lower the numbers...
>>67606344
wow rude
>>67605826
>USA getting more and more people
when will americans go full australia mode and say "fuck off we're full"?
>>67606266
Because millions of Mormons have been killed? They would become extremists in the right context. So would I, so would you.
>>67606435
Syrians and Turks have comparable birth rates to native Germans.
>Whats the number for age 0-24?
http://www.bpb.de/wissen/NY3SWU,0,0,Bev%F6lkerung_mit_Migrationshintergrund_I.html
>Mittelfristig wird sich der Anteil der Personen mit Migrationshintergrund weiter erhöhen: Insgesamt hatte in Deutschland 2014 gut ein Drittel aller Kinder unter fünf Jahren einen Migrationshintergrund (34,6 Prozent) – in der Gruppe der 35- bis unter 45-Jährigen lag der entsprechende Anteil im selben Jahr bei 25,9 Prozent und bei den 85- bis unter 95-Jährigen bei 6,2 Prozent.
>Europa ist für die Migration in Deutschland besonders bedeutsam: 34,5 Prozent der 16,4 Millionen Personen mit Migrationshintergrund stammen aus einem der 27 anderen Mitgliedstaaten der Europäischen Union, weitere 35,3 Prozent aus einem anderen europäischen Staat. Die meisten der 16,4 Millionen Personen mit Migrationshintergrund stammen aus der Türkei (17,4 Prozent), gefolgt von Polen (9,9 Prozent), Russland (7,3 Prozent) und Italien (4,7 Prozent). Kasachstan ist mit 5,6 Prozent das einzige wichtige nicht-europäische Herkunftsland. In diesem Zusammenhang ist allerdings zu berücksichtigen, dass für 7,4 Prozent der Personen mit Migrationshintergrund keine Angaben vorliegen.
Basically, 1/3 of all kids are non-German these days.
However, most of those kids are white and their parents immigrated from Europe (mainly from Poland, Italy or Russia)
>>67606632
>>Basically, 1/3 of all kids are non-German these days.
That's horrible.
>>67605825
No but religion helps.
Are United still in a Europa league position even with Saints winning?
>>67606682
meh, I really don't mind white people coming here
They are usually not causing any problems and unironically, ACTUALLY culturally enrich this country.
It's multiculturalism done right.
the first time this has been a literal bunker lel
>>67606682
>>67606773
Define German anyway, it was always a hodge-podge of smaller states slapped together
>>67604117
It transforms into a robot lad, like that movie. Platoon.
>>67606839
Exactly.
Where I'm from (Rhineland) you will see a lot of people wih French sounding surnames whose families however have been there for centuries and don't speak French in most cases.
They are considered to be ethnic Germans.
>>67605462
Who /etsubatsu/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEo
