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Djokovic v Murray @ 17.00 local time
DWL XD
>>67595342
Murray will win
>>67595342
Murray will win
Will we ever witness a tennis player as good as Federer? I don't think so.
>>67595618
I think you meant to post in the cricket thread m8
It's Muzza's day lads.
>>67595323
ded sport
Will it be best of three or best of five lads?
Who /LaDecima/ here?
>>67595342
Murray will win this.
>>67595618
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little message up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just type your message. Oh, and we all know the message. The "epic" >>>/asp/ reply, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about sports. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "/asp/ /asp/ /asp/" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
Their last match was pretty good.
>>67599000
Go on Gilles
>>67598606
No best of five except the slams and the davis cup. We're still in three-set land.
Maybe i am already dead and this match-up is hell.
>>67599000
Pierre got them trips
>>67599042
yeah man for sure. i think it can definitely be a close one with murray coming through pretty easily and djokovic has got to be more tired than muzza, however that also means he's more battle tested and may have more confidence that he's come through tough tests and can beat clayray easy?
>people are seriously going to watch this match
Screen cap this. 6-4 3-6 6-2 Murray wins. Djokovic will get a racquet abuse warning. Murray audible obscenity warning. Murray will say in his speech "I don't hit kids, vamos Rafa"
Serenawinslol
>>67600177
"I'm so proud of you, you're gonna be number 1 for sure"
Murray should say this to bot.
>>67599616
Thank you.
t. pleb who only watches Slams
>>67600228
OUT!!!!!!!!!
watch the f1
netherlands with the 18 year old driver is winning the grand prix in a couple minutes
>>67600350
Didn't you say this yesterday? Verstappen to win?
>>67600205
I honestly think he would, he's a sarcastic s.o.b. when he gets mad
>>67600228
You're definitely not Germanbro
>>67600609
I am that pathetic NEET.
>>67600676
Then you should be watching more than just slams.
now we just need a top 10 tennis player
Gets me every time.
>>67600609
How to spot true fans.
Euros posting in us open/aussie : dedicated.
American posting in Europe clay: dedicated.
Dubai: idk your times. Think it's 3 hours behind us.
what time does thus start? 4pm?
>>67601365
1 bong
>>67600953
we're not behind. we're ahead
>>67600169
>Murray will say in his speech "I don't hit kids, vamos Rafa"
kek
Old Trafford abandoned. Rome gonna get blown up.
>>67601738
>implying tennis is popular enough to get a terror attack
>>67601802
Wimbledon is lad.
idemo Nolo!
>>67601854
Maybe, but they can't afford the tickets. So they rather blow up the plebs at mass-ports.
>>67601938
>Went to the O2 this year.
>Novak vs Roger.
>Rafa fan so naturally hate that Swiss ballerina.
>Seated next to Serb hooligan
>Shout idemo and Adje Nole all match.
>Old Fed fan tells us to stfu
>Serb bro tells him to fuck his mums dead cat
>ADJE NOLE!!!
>>67601802
All we get is a damn stabbing
>>67602013
it's ajde, pronounced like aiede
but nice to see some bros that hate that swiss bitch
I want the bryan bro's racquets desu lads
Lads got a job offer. Happy now tbqh. Now to cap it off Muzza wins.
>>67603019
Enjoy your slow miserable death over the next 60 years.
>>67603299
Quitting in October when uni starts lad. Just want some extra cash.
if muzza wins
>yeah but djokovic was tired so it doesn't really count
if muzza loses
>kek he lost to a gassed djokovic. murray a shit
>>67603525
University is just a temp hold-off. At least the pay will be good if you picked the right major.
Annabell Croft seems like a lovely woman
Here we go, come on SCAM
military called into old trafford.
shit getting real.
Stream, friends?
straight sets victory for Novak.
meme over m8
If djokovic wins this he is unstoppable on clay. Literally the three best other players on clay in a row.
>>67604139
64d664073734c37a0fb93eaf2a28ca5a0a03b902
>>67604139
acestream://72a814d15884761ee3d0dcbc311ccf5c1676df80
acestream://64d664073734c37a0fb93eaf2a28ca5a0a03b902
hd sky sports commentary both
>>67604205
Eh, if Stan weren't such a cuck
thread creator, put this link in the first post for threads from now on
http://arenavision.in/agenda
best place for acstream links
>>67599000
checked
>>67604218
>>67604248
rip tennistv
>>67604218
>Not listening to based Robbie Koenig, available on TennisTV
>>67604315
fuck Koenig
>>67604307
tennistv can suck my bools.
sky sports streams are always the best. mark petchey is the best commentator in tennis
haha novak's wearing the same clothes from last night
xdd
would you fuck Judy?
>Murray destroying the flowers
DISGUSTING
>Djokovic drop shots episode
>uniqlo
>unique clothing
>it's a bland shirt with a logo on it
anyone remember the murray - djokovc rome semi-final from 2011?
that was a great, great match. murray should have beaten him, and thats when h e was shit on clay
Just got off the phone with a friend who's in the "know"
murray will win novak gonna let ole muzza have a win on his birthday
>>67604552
>Nike
>Goddess of victory
>Nadal loses
EBAM
would you fug dijana
Mobile link plizzz? ;_;
whereTF is everyone?
>>67604843
sorry m8 fucked a "milf" once
wasn't that pleasant of a experience pussy smelled icky
The masturbation session of fucking her was better than me actually fucking her
>Playing in the rain
are Italians too poor to move to California or something?
what did those gypsies do I missed it
>>67604991
oh ok thanks
is everyone too busy watching footie to watch the final?
Muzza on fire lads.
Throwing racquets at the crowd. Smh.
>>67605198
Nobody wants to watch this snoozefest
>>67604982
Don't worry I'm here.
Djok showing his true colors. This is why people don't like him.
what just happened there?
>>67605307
>implying he isn't baiting the crowd to hate him so he can go ultron mode
If that would've injured a fan in the stands I think he would have a serious penalty, not sure if he would be defaulted
Djoko tired of being a statesman. He wants to be that rowdy cunt he was a few years ago.
>>67605348
he went from hitting kids with balls to hitting adults with racquets
djokovic? more like djokobitch xddd
>>67605369
Nice meme ayrab
>the city of bookies
Djoko was a big fav.
>>67605487
Tennis is easy to make money from if you watch it. The other day Thiem was like 2.75 to beat an injured crippled Fed.
what website do I use to get in on this betting thing
feels like easy money
>>67605348
Novak was annoyed that the ref still had them playing in damp conditions because the slickness of the lines increases the chance that he could snap his ankle on one of his trademark clay slides.
Already on tilt he missed a few shots, got frustrated, threw his racquet at the ground, it bounced into the crowd and almost hit a spectator (luckily they were paying attention and caught it). Ref then told novak to watch it because endangering spectators puts him close to getting throw out.
EBAM in control.
>>67605705
Go to /bet/
Tip; NEVER EVER BET ON STAN WAWRINKA.
>>67605487
Don't worry, Murri will probably win this set but Novak will wake up and win the last 2.
>>67600169
>Djokovic will get a racquet abuse warning
uhh guys
>>67605785
thx m8
nah gonna bet big he wins wimbeldon
>>67605785
>NEVER EVER BET ON STAN WAWRINKA.
*always bet on his opponent unless it's a GS final
>>67605858
This tbqh. Fucking cunt lost me big money against Monaco.
>>67605823
Would be cheeky. Might put a 20 on it.
Are murray and bot friends at all off-court? I know him and Stan are, and most certainly not he and roger
>>67600764
be a Dutch never clutch
>>67606067
yeah bot went to his wedding
also my coach claims murray's mom helped novak get sponsorship in the juniors when was low on cash
idk if its true
>>67605812
b-b-but murray is already on 5 in the first set?
>>67606067
Not really, they use to be before Andy went and won like 3 major tournaments. After that they met more often in finals and semi's and ended it. Rafa and Muzza are good friends, play fifa together and practice together often as well.
>>67606126
None of them went to Muzza wedding
>>67606126
>yeah bot went to his wedding
lel no he never
>>67606156
>>67606186
oh my bad :( thought he did
guess everybody hates bot
>>67606156
>ywn play fifa with rafa
>>67606218
murray likes djokovic
>>67606218
They are friends just not like best friends. Type of friend you'd sit and chat with when you see or text once in a while to see how they are.
>>67606258
wish he didn't I want a evil murray to dominate the tour
can this be the day of EBAM?
LMAO Murray looking at that kid and shouting come on.
Djoko on suicide watch.
Ok real match starts now.
>>67606067
I think both of them have said they can't really be that close while they're competing so hard with each other, but that they figure they'll get back together when they retire or something. That's what Djoko said, at least, and I think Andy has said something along those lines, too.
well its kinda hard to be friends with someone your constantly playing against in masters and grand slam finals.
they'd probably be good friends if one of them was shit and down in 20-30 in the rankings
they played doubles together for a tournament a few years ago im sure
>>67606304
nah muzza's a good lad. he's got no hate for anyone. i think he's one of the nicest guys on tour
>>67606359
/thread
>>67606390
Yeah remember Rafa saying if he doesn't win a slam, he'd like Andy most to win it.
You will never have a cheeky fifa match with the big 4 lads.
Roger and Rafa vs Djoko and Muzza
>>67606390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxtNxV4yZeE
Does Roger hate Nadal?
>>67606350
It is, Djoko is too tired from the previous games.
good set from murray
looking good/
based kei injured the robot
DO IT MURRAY
>>67606464
Out of the big 4
Roger likes - Rafa. Mutual with Andy. Hates bot.
Djoko - hates Roger. Mutual with Rafa. Likes Muzza
Rafa - friends with all, bit of tension with Djoko. Likes Andy the most
Muzza - tension with Djoko. Bffs with Rafa. I think he kinda hates Roger for some comments made years ago "If he plays like that he's never gonna make it to the top" Murray pushed his way into a win vs Fed.
>>67606462
tbf rosol's a dickhead
>>67606562
They all low key hate Roger. Trust me on this.
>>67606654
Nah Rafa seems kinda comfy with him. Roger probably is SEETHING because off all the losses.
>>67606654
Nadal doesn't
>>67606654
thats because he's a fuckin dick m8
i hope he stands on a bit of lego every morning when he wakes up
>>67606654
rafa only hates carlos and rosol. probably soderling too
>>67606755
The chair ump right?
>>67606779
yeah carlos bernardes
>>67606562
nice fanfic pal
>reality
they're all simply colleagues and neither quite like or dislike each other
>>67606828
>reality
>"colleagues" for nearly a decade have no feelings whatsoever
we're probably wrong since we're talking out of our arses but that's just a lie.
>>67606828
Known each other since ages 11/12 and practice together regularly.
>Colleagues
We all saw that movie before, Djoko is going to win 7-6 on the third.
It's too fucking dangerous.
Slipovic mad
>>67600228
>pleb
bro you're ok, tennis is boring af nowdays, I'm impressed if you find the strenght to watch all the slams alone, I usually only watch finals, semis at best.
>>67607020
I'm still hoping for a plot twist.
How many games worth of obsenity penalties would Djokovic have got if umpires understood Serbian?
IT'S TOO FUCKING DANGEROUS
>No warning
Swears in some slav language
>No warning
Asshole nole is right, the muddy court is dangerous for your ankles
>>67606462
pretty rude
>>67607087
Mad?
>>67607112
You ran away from Serbia to Canada. Says it all.
HUUUUUUHUH
>raquet smash
>>67606939
>>67606976
I can tell you are still in school or NEETs
it's normal to get a job and spend a decade working with the same people and still have no strong feelings for them
Andy "I don't know what a dropshot is" Murray
>>67607192
School tbqh.
>>67607192
ok m8 no need to get personal
>>67607144
Mad.
>>67604991
>masturbation session of fucking her
clutch serving
BOT IS KILL?????
M U R R A Y
U
R
R
A
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ANGRY MURRAY
grand slam winning serving
It's that time of the year again.
if murray breaks here, just wait to see how much djokovic will moan and complain to take a rain break to try break murray's momemntum.
the fucking cheating, serbian rat
>>67607393
Mad?
DJOKO ON SUICIDE WATCH
J
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>inb4 just conserving strength for RG
You can do it Murray, we believe in you.
>>67607431
why would i be mad you simpleton? murray is crushing djokovic
>>67607468
>inb4
>>67603583
>>67607470
Mad.
つ◕_◕ ༽つ ༼ つ◕_◕ ༽つ ༼つ◕_◕ ༽つ༼つ◕_◕ ༽つGIVE EBAM YOUR ENERGY LADS つ◕_◕ ༽つ ༼ つ◕_◕ ༽つ ༼つ◕_◕ ༽つ༼つ◕_◕ ༽つ
Oh beautiful flower of Scotland
>>67607393
it's happening, lel
See this is why people don't like Novak.
>>67607527
DESTROY THE BOT
>djokobitching
The Bot can't deal with moisture, it seems.
>>67607393
IT'S HAPPENING
Murray was top sportsmanlike at the Madrid Open, Djokovic should be acting better. Real shame.
>>67607518
yes i'm positively seething that djokvic is getting his arse handed to him on a plate by murray on his least favourite surface. currently smashing my fists off the keyboard im so angry
>>67607527
E B A M
B
A
M
\O/
>>67607587
Lol mad
>>67607612
pls put a trip so I can filter you
>>67607576
the moisture is short-circuiting his cables kek
>not wanting to play on a moist court
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
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So this is Murray's tournament win for this year it seems. Should've picked a grand slam.
EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM
PREPARE
>>67607729
this desu
>>67607729
>thinkinng it's not coming home
It's coming home, lid
EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM
TAKE ALL MY ENERGY EBAM \O/
wtf I love Murray now
IT'S COMING IT'S COMING TENNIS IS COMING HOME. ENGLAND'S BRAVEST ANDREW BRINGS HOME THE FRENCH OPEN TITLE.
Can he do it lads?
Can EBAM save US from the bot?
dat focking point
THAT
MATCH
POINT
EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAMEBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM BAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM
ITS OVER BOT IS FINSHED
>ĐLL
>dat ending
why do you call this lad EBAM?
>Murray will win the French Open before Djokovic
FUCK ME THAT MATCH POINT, MUZZA YOU LEGEND
What a FINAL POINT!!!!
(and fuck djokobitch)
This is ok. But I want Djoko to be beaten when he's at his best game.
>>67607878
Except that will never happen.
Djokovic was at about 30% today lol.
Remember when Murray dominated Djokovic
>>67607904
his bitching was at one hunded´ tho
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>>67607904
Nah, more. He just wasn't very comfortable.
If Murray played in the 90s instead of now, how many grand slams would he have won?
>2 masters lost already
Djokovic on suicide watch
oh what the hell
>go talk to people for a bit
>muzza wins the match
wtf
EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM
BOT ON POOICIDE WATCH
>>67607843
Englad's brave Andy Murray la
see you in Paris guys
>>67607992
0 (zero)
ladies and gentlemen, your murray-djokovic man of the match
Does Murray know any other languages like nole?
imagine murray completed the masters set before djokovic.
i would lol audibly
Polyglotović
>>67608053
How come Argentinians are so much smarter than Brits?
>>67608054
no, i don't believe he speaks Djokobitch
xdddd rekt lmoa
>>67608056
i would lol even more if he completed the grandslam before djok
Roland Garros starts next Sunday probably around 11:00 Paris time.
>the goat can't deal with rain
What a strange defect.
Now you guys know why they cheer for Djoko in Rome: he can speak Italian.
>>67608054
>ABEBAMs on suicide watch
>>67608094
>Murray
>Ever winning a grand slam again
Lol no, he is a mental midget.
MUZZA GETTING HIS ITALIAN ON
>BONJIORNO TUTTI
>>67608130
he's already won two you thick cunt
>>67608130
Being this retarded. The flag is fitting.
Murray looks baffled, like what the fuck is going on.
>>67608054
he trains in Florida, I reckon he must know some spanish by now
>>67608054
Scottish.
>>67608054
scots
>>67608167
>>67608182
I said again.
Also, Murray is Scottish, not English.
And he is a mental midget.
Murray is a contender next week lads. Gonna miss you all. See you next week in the glorious sunshine of Paris. Hopefully will have a job by then.
>reminder that Andy Murray supported an independent Scotland
>>67608305
Reminder that it was bants and he's a proud Englishman.
>>67608271
>Also, Murray is Scottish, not English.
Actually he's from Dunblane, I would barely call that a part of Scotland let alone humanity.
>mfw Eurosport takes over next week
>>67608330
ITV4 lad. Think they have a stream. Good for us brits since its free view.
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/sep/23/andy-murray-scottish-independence-tweet-no-regrets
>no regrets
>>67608305
>implying that was EBAM and not SCAM
>>67608354
Well Eurosport got all courts on 8 channels in HD so it's still preferable. I just don't want so see that cunt Schett & Wilander
>>67608451
Wilander has such a soothing calm voice to listen to
when is the main RG draw going to be out? i think rafa and djoko might end up meeting in the quarter finals
friday
>>67608515
Make no mistake, Wilander is a gigantic faggot
Post yfw EBAM wins RG before Djokovic
>>67608825
merci
>>67608746
I'm hoping for a balanced draw. Not Djokovic-Nadal in the quarters again, that wouldn't be good for either of them
>Murray will win RG this year and the Aussie in 2017
>>67608888
i'm hoping for a djokovic-nadal final with (obviously) a rafa victory in the end.
>>67608906
>anyone besides Djok winning the Aussie in the next five years
>>67608906
mfw Murray completes the Career Slam and Djokovic doesn't at all
two ugliest top players
tomorrow is a dutch national holiday
any good sports to watch tonight?
>>67610467
ice hockey
>>67611006
ice hockey is the most elite sport apparently
i will put on the finland game hope you guys win
>>67611390
We usually always BTFO Slovakia. It's the same episode today.
>>67611476
based suomi
ice tennis court when
>>67612131
Soon I hope. Come to think of it, Federer would probably dominate it. Ice is fast and low bouncing, just what Federer likes.
>>67612131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e11R3bLJlzM
>3 unforced errors
>all women
>>67612291
looks pretty cool desu
>>67612186
Fed is kill m8. He wouldn't win shit.
I'll make a RG preview thread like 2 or 3 days before the tournament starts boys. Bring your best memes and pray for an Andy win.
>>67612884
Whoa Whoa dutchbro save it for RG
>>67612884
The Australians will be back for the Slam I fear.
>>67613224
Fucking hate those cunts. Ruined Aussie open for me with there cric memes.
>>67610467
is it a holiday because that guy won formula 1?
>>67615083
i had to look it up most people would desu
it's something like the holy spirit descending from the heavens to help jesus and his senpai, that's the celebration
we are a pure christian based nation
>Best of 5
>4 tiebreak sets
>5th advantage set
Advantage set - no tiebreaks are played, and the set continues until one of the players has a 2-game margin (8-6, 9-7, etc).
>>67615642
Which slams do this?
>>67615722
all of them apart from the us open, the site saying it is from 2013 so it may be outdated
i'm trying to find if it will be best of 5 for all the matches
>>67615722
>>67615899
>This is true in three of the four major tennis championships, all except the US Open where a tiebreak is played even in the deciding set (fifth set for the men, third set for the women) at 6–6. A tiebreak is not played in the deciding set in the other three majors — the Australian Open, the French Open, and Wimbledon.
t. wikipedia
>>67616080
Hmm would be cool to see one that last up to like 10-12
>>67602506
fake exo ports, even prince's sponsored pros hate prince's designs
>muzza wins
>leave thread
>come back six hours later
>thread still alive
>tfw no 友人 to practice 感じます with
>>67620810
WEEBS leave.
>>67618841
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isner%E2%80%93Mahut_match_at_the_2010_Wimbledon_Championships
these are so unbelievably good
can't wait to practice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXZlzV_8o1I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9dwVMEEDk0
i guess i'll watch a dutch guy get btfo at 11:20 in the qualifier
bonus song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZQBP69eedQ
Pretty decent linup in Nizza & Geneva for a 250
There are also RG some qualification matches going on right now. Eurosport is showing them.
I think I need to get a Eurosport Player account for the next month. I don't want to watch shitty streams.
>>67628051
Worth it if you're not gonna be home. Got it for the Aussie open and watched matches in lectures
Did Murray save tennis?
>>67628908
I don't get Eurosport on my TV so I'll need it anyway.
>>67628942
Yes, for now.
>>67628942
Only if he beats Novak at RG.
>>67629057
If ITV player is available in other countries you could use that
>>67629321
>>67629321
>>67595618
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little message up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just type your message. Oh, and we all know the message. The "epic" >>>/asp/ reply, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about sports. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "/asp/ /asp/ /asp/" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever.......
>d young and f fognini getting into a shouting match during the third (3rd) set
epic
>>67629277
ITV can be easily accessed from outside the UK with a smart DNSservice like Unotelly. It's only a DNS tunnel so you still have your full bandwidth unlike most VPN/Proxy crap. Plus it's more secure.
>>67628051
Does ESP offer HD via player by now? I remember buying a month for Slam a few years ago and was outraged that hey didn't have HD. Also the replay section where shit and a lot of matches were missing.
>>67632564
They've got 720p. It's not quite HD by modern standards but it's enough for me.
>thread is still alive
what? are you guys watching qualifiers or something
>>67634423
Keep it alive forever.
Nice is on
My tennis tv subscription ended today.
Sometimes it's scary how things work so well.
>>67634866
Nice timing.
I'm on a yearly subscription myself, obviously.
>>67634952
So was I but they gave me an offer to get 16 month for the price of 12 after I candled my last subscription. I think I payed about 6€/month.
Maybe they still do that. You should try it when yours is about to run out.
>>67634985
>Not watching Queens
>>67635103
Federerwinslol 500 > Murraywinslol 250
>>67635168
Okay Murraywinslol 500, I forgot it got promoted as well
>>67634646
Hollywood bad boy Shia LaBeouf has signed on to play tennis bad boy John McEnroe in Borg/McEnroe, an upcoming biopic about one of the greatest sports rivalries of all time.
Borg/McEnroe will trace the long-running battle for supremacy in the tennis world in the 1970s and 1980s between McEnroe and Swedish star Bjorn Borg.
Swedish actor Sverrir Gudnason (A Serious Game) will play Borg. Stellan Skarsgard has signed on to play Borg's coach Lennart Bergelin.
Danish director Janus Metz, whose war documentary Armadillo won the grand prize at Cannes' Critics' Week in 2010, will direct.
The cool, emotionless Borg and the wild, tantrum-throwing McEnroe faced each other 14 times on the professional tennis tour between 1978 and 1981, each winning seven of their matches. Their two Wimbledon finals, in 1980 and 1981, are considered among the greatest ever in the sport.
>>67635546
Who's playing Borg then?
>>67634722
This. Nice is dece
>>67635780
Comprehension isn't your strong point is it germanbro.
>>67636508
Did Thiem dye his hair.
>>67635780
Djokovic
Just watch '7 Days in Hell', it's qualitee
>>67637365
>Did Thiem dye his hair.
lolwut
>>67635780
Djokovic
>>67637693
He had bleached blonde hair a while ago. Saw a pic that he did it again.
>>67635227
The field for queens has, Murray,Nadal,Wawrinka,Raonic,Kyrgios,Delpo and more
>>67635780
Holy kek
Is Borg and Mcenroe really good?
Djokovic Nadal is outstanding.
Nadal Federer less so.
Djokovic Federer apart from 2011 match point winner is decent.
>Murray
>>67639686
Have you not seen their classics?
Apehoop evasion bump
>>67639686
I take it that you begain watching tennis sometime after 2011?
not sure how it would look in the catalog though it's just an example
what i'm saying is if we have a flashy OP picture that clearly shows there is a big tennis happening it will increase the people coming to check it out if only by a little bit
the slam itself will increase people and it will be difficult to say if the picture did anything
the picture should say grand slam since people check pictures before the thread title
if you never watch tennis and you see >grand slam, it will be a perfect moment to go check it out
you can argue you don't want people that's all fine was just an idea that i think will bring more people in
It can be nice, dutchbro.
>>67648220
without text
Good idea Dutch bro but rather keep our small community. It'll attract retarded aussies shit posting about cricket.
Exam today, wish me luck tennis bro's
>>67648895
Bad luck. You didn't specify ;)
>>67648931
Cheeky cunt
>>67648895
There is always a massive influx of people (and shitposters) during GS, we can't avoid it. Threads will become cozy again during Masters.
Good luck btw familia.
>>67648094
I have tried this in the past and it doesn't really work unless you pay absolute attention. Maybe for the first thread of the day but then retards will making shit threads 100 posts before the old one hits the bump limit.
Especially during Aussi/Wimbly.
>go to nike store
>ask if they sell nike tennis shoes
>only when the aus open is on because plebs suddenly want to play tennis
fucking australians
>go to tennis store
>ask if they sell nike tennis shoes
>yes
Important thing is to put /tennis/ in the thread title
Can't be fucked searching through the catalogue for a picture because some fag has put 'teen' in the subect field
>>67649856
I've heard you guys have GOAT tennis and hockey stores. Always wanted to smoke a fatty and just dick around in there
>>67651751
I think that Spaniard mad a /heem/ reference but no one got it.
An1 watching Stan?
Damn that was pretty good from Stan. Hope he's getting into Slam mode.
>>67653410
Who against? I need to see STANIMAL.
>>67651751
This tbqh. I just search Djokovic. But tennis is much easier.
>>67649070
Thank you French bro, went decently.
True but a cosy slam would be nice.
>>67654686
Just Al. Ramos but Stan was in the zone.
>>67655202
Djoko on suicide watch tbqh.
obligatory daily bump.
surprised to see it's still alive
>>67657433
Where else do you post dubaibro
>>67657670
only post on /sp/ and /int/. don't even browse 4chan that often anymore. what about you
>>67657781
/bet/ /arsenal/ even though I'm not an arsenal fan. Tennis threads and sometimes /sci/
>>67657809
Are you me?
>/bet/
>/tennis/
>going to /arse/ to get some nibs
>>67659765
Making comfy money from tennis knowledge. Best feeling. Twins la.
oh shieeet waddup
here come dat boi
oh shieeet waddup
here come dat clay
oh shieeet waddup
here come dat grass
>>67670822
>>67670992
>>67671005
Goed gemiemt Jeroen
>>67670822
>>67670992
>>67671005
Backhand on both wings.
>>67648094
honestly a lewd of masha or something will bring the most people
>>67674386
Not for the next 4 years lel
>>67674515
>4 years
lel she'll be back by next years aussie laddo
>>67674547
Let me hope. She deserves it for not being able to read.
Will they actually make the ban public at some point? Can't find anything.
>>67674585
nah, WADA came out and publicly said their testing is incompetent and that maria shouldnt really have been banned.
>>67674636
What? Didn't she admit using the drug?
>>67674677
yes. but WADA said some shit about their testing should have been more thorough or someshit i dont remember. google it
>>67674677
>>67674708
here, i did it for you
http://www.foxsports.com/tennis/story/maria-sharapova-meldonium-ban-wada-uncertainty-041316
>>67674731
These doping regulations are really obscure. She's innocent because because the test might detect usage during a few months when the substance wasn't banned yet.
That's BS of the highest order.
.
>>67674873
yeah its retarded
#freemasha
>>67674894
Actually it makes her even more guilty. She probably knew about it and kept using meldonium until the very last day she thought it was safe.
>>67674981
that doesnt matter. WADA fucked up
>>67674991
Legally yes. Morally, not so much.
memes
>>67675478
>>67675478
DELETE THIS REEEEEEEEE. THIS IS A RAFA FAN CLUB.
>>67675717
Funny how this changed. People here hated rafa.
Expect them to return next week.
>>67676546
that's the one UK poster that likes Rafa and Murray. most others aren't a fan
>>67676567
People hate Djokovic now. Rafa has become someone who might be able to challenge him again.
>>67676567
It is. Vamos Muzza.
>this Burn the Witch RG spot they keep showing on Eurosport
goddamn I had no idea I could ever get pumped up by a Radiohead song
>>67676855
Link lad
>>67670992
I tried
>>67681002
Nice shorts la
Prevents from dying
FFS BANNED AGAIN.
If people want to bet on some tennis, I'd recommend Tsurenko to win at Nurnberg tomorrow. She's qt as fuck
When will he exit? 2nd or 3rd round?`
>>67695390
Beats Djoko in quarters and dies in semi's. Perfect ending.
>>67695390
final vs kyrgios
>>67695390
He's clearly only motivated by Grand Slams so I'm going to say he'll make it to the semis.
Federer is ded, isn't he?
;_;
>>67696822
Source?
>>67696822
yes
>>67696822
Yes. Never forget.
>>67696822
delet this
Alizé Lim is so fucking cute.
>>67696822
I think he should skip RG tßh
>>67697128
but what about muh consecutive GS appearances
>>67697154
Nigga is 34 and has 4 kids and was World No.2 a week ago. Maybe he should start not giving a fuck.
>>67697154
meme record
>>67697172
I just hope he wins a couple more GS titles before retirement 2bh
>>67697222
One US Open and one Wimbly would be great but Djokovic will never allow that.
>>67697281
Djokovic's dominance is coming to an end, lad. don't worry
>>67697281
Federer will be winning Slams well into his 50s
Haas comeback with 40 when?
why is this thread still alive??
>>67697616
we love tennis and tennis loves us
>>67697616
>Nice
>Strasbourg and Nurnberg
>Roland Garros qualifying
Nah, I'm just kidding, we're only here to shitpost about Djokobot
>>67697637
I never got this. Fed gains nothing from.
>>67698018
*receiving the ball on grass
>>67698018
>>67698029
It's actually a real picture from that Wimbledon final a few years ago when Nadal demanded that his side had to be clay or he'd stop propping up the global HGH market
>>67698069
I remember that. The worst part was pausing the match where they had to move the clay on the other side during changeovers.
>>67698185
Kek, but the worst part was when he lost the second set and screamed 'REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE' so hard that it broke my TV
shadow tennis
>Zverev seeded
This seems weird. Simon is losing tho.
>>67698307
https://youtu.be/BrkTUun1mV0
Simon explaining why he always starts badly. Basically figuring out the opponents tactics and letting him tire. Finding the perfect point and repeating it every point.
>>67698332
Can't play sound at work. I know he's that kind of player but it bites him in the ass quite often.
>>67698347
Where you working lad
>>67698401
Some trading company. Importing electronics from China mainly. Handling Imports, sales & a few online shops on Amazon worldwide.
>>67698459
Sounds comfy. You're the German thread maker right?
>>67698602
Aye. Pay could be more but it's not really stressful and i got my own office/parking space. Plus the team is fucking great.
>Simong
Damn Sascha what are you doing. You need to save your strength for RG.
>choking 5:0
>>67698635
Sounds good man, not really sure how the world of work works but maybe you'll get a promotion or something if you've been there for a while.
Posting while banned is hell.
>>67698960
Simon is figuring him out wait.
>>67699039
>Up 40:0 serving for 1st set
>Gets broken
>5-0 in tiebreaker of 2nd set
>Loses
Can I blae Merkel for this?
>>67699163
*blame
>>67697604
>>67697616
>>67697637
>>67697644
>>67698018
>>67698029
>>67698069
>>67698185
>>67698232
>>67698635
>>67698960
>>67699039
Who yall want to see win the womens title at rolland garros?
I wanna see based angie take it, would be glorious to see her beat serena again at any certain stage.
>>67699125
That's the problem. I already am deputy CEO. Don't need them CEO responsibilities & personal risks.
>Zverev
It's over, Simon won.
>>67699211
>linking every post
>y'all
You gotta go back
>>67699211
The man we managed to smuggle into WTA.
>>67699262
>that grip
hnnnnnnnggg
>>67699221
Deputy sounds good pay lad. How much a year?
To keep this tennis related : Serena wins lol.
>>67699211
ABS
>>67699316
35-40k depending on commissions but as i said, not much for what i actually do.
>>67699211
I want my waifu Muguruza to win :3
>>67699395
Gotta say, that's wonderful waifu selection.
>>67699368
Hmm decent tbf. Look for similar positions? Or is that standard for your job?
>>67699238
Didn't link even one of my posts, fucking yanks
>>67699695
I think he has autism
>>67698332
What the fuck is this jedi bullshit? Simon's got match point now
this zverev guy is gonna make it big one day
>>67700229
Gilles is a very smart player desu. It takes a lot to win matches when you can't hit unlimited winners or a killer serve. He has to construct and out think people.
>>67700356
Hmm good serve, killer backhand and needs to work on the forehand. Kids got nerves though, match point vs Rafa and now this.
>>67700356
Can't choke your way to the top m8, not in ATP anyway
Must suck to be Simon tbqh.
>31 years old
>decent player, yet never won something relevant
>19 years old kids wreck your shit
>>67700886
>Prize money US$10,648,380
Federer just withdrew out of the French.
>>67701021
DELETE THIS
>>67701061
He will retire just after the Olympics, it's bound to happen.
>>67701072
he's gonna play doubles for the fans
>>67701080
Nah, the problem is his back (officially). If his back is fucked up then he won't play dubs, even if it's less intense. It would be great tho.
>>67700400
>implying you can't
He just stopped at some point.
>>67701021
And there went 60% of all Slam casuals. Threads gonna be comfy once all the Aussies are out.
>>67701299
Casuals mainly care about Djokovic.
>>67701427
I always had the impression there are still more Fed fags. They might have jumped bandwagons by know.
YES NADAL SEEDED NOW!!
CAN'T MEET BOT TILL THE SEMI'S.
http://www.accuweather.com/en/fr/paris-16-passy/75016/may-weather/179157_pc
Oh boy
Would be good if all 4 seeds made the semi's.
Would like to see
Nadal - Kyrgios
Murray - Tsonga
Djokovic - Thiem
Wawrinka - some random
For the quarters.
>>67701466
idk, all the casuals I know love Djokovic. Federer is just "that old relic".
wtf lads
federer out
reeeeeeee
Stan stylin again.
>>67701696
I'm glad he's Out. Don't want to watch Cripplerer losing against some scrub in r2.
He can even go directly for grasscourt training now.
>>67701696
Fed on clay is always disappointing anyway. Hopefully he will be able to rest and get ready for wimblewobble.
Now if he skips Wimblybimbly (or loses early), that sucks.
>>67701795
>that sucks
*would suck
>>67701745
>pulling a del Potro
in his Facebook post he said he hopes to return to RG in 2017. i'm not even sure if he can make it past Wimbledon.
>>67701672
How can they love Djoko?
>>67701700
Need a rematch with Djokovic like AIR
>tfw no reason to watch RG now that Fed pulled out
>>67701891
Good don't need casual scum filling our comfy threads.
>>67701831
I'm afraid he's gonna pull a Haas tbqh
>>67701904
I've watched every slam since 1999 mang. Just disappointed that the GOAT won't be playing
>>67701966
how old are you m9
>>67701559
Monday final anyone?
>>67701905
federer's fitter than Haas ever was. plus, Haas missed majority of his young tennis days. at least with federer, his best is behind him
>>67701891
>not watching Nadal trying to win La Decima™ but eventually losing to Djokovic in the semis
It's like you don't even like tennis, Pajeet.
>>67702004
Meant more like
old an busted but can't admit it.
>>67702010
Please surrender this thread, my god.
>>67701985
I'm 21. Family loves tennis so I got into it pretty early. Played national levels for some time. I had to stop playing to concentrate on my education and the fact that I broke my hand in a car accident
>>67702010
>>67702002
>>67702019
Delete these posts right now. Your IP has been noted.
>>67702010
I never liked Nadal that much. I'm looking forward to seeing God mode Stan though
we have reached peak cute
https://twitter.com/AlizeLim/status/732650218559311873
reaching bump limit
>>67702168
>>67702168
>>67702168
>>67702047
sucks lad. hope you still play it recreationally though
>>67702092
so fucking adorable
