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>WEST
GSW:4
POR:1
OKC:4
SAS:2
>EAST
CLE:4
ATL:0
MIA:3
TOR:3
>raptors lose
>Canadians hide under the cabinets like cockroaches
Are canucks EVER right?
>>67564110
sup
>>67564110
still here
>Its a NBA lore kind of night
>>67564116
>>67564114
I can't hear you from your pillar of mediocrity
EC is so weak...Heat lose game 7 because once again they will rely on busted up egomaniac Wade. Look what happens when you give Dragic the ball and an opportunity for a younger T. Johnson to use some young legs to force other guards to play defense. Wade needs to play 25 mins per game come in as 6th lead man and assert control and tempo of the game. It will prevent 3rd quarter breakdowns which Heat are known for. Heat still are BAD. Raptors are horrible.
who /lore/ here?
Guys there's a WNBA preview on NBATV
Why arent you watching this?
>>67564142
I don't like basketball that much
lesgo
>>67564142
Unless Sue Bird and Becky Hammon are mud wrestling, not interested
The Cavs must be pretty happy now. While the Warriors and the Thunder will be playing a tough series, the Cavs probably can sweep the winner of this series.
>>67564152
Get lost casual
>His favorite PF isn't Julius Randle
let me give you a tip, just kill yourself now, you'll save years of pain and agony. faggot.
>>67564110
we want to lose as soon as possible this entire post season has been an embarrassment and it makes no sense we even made it this far we should have lost in 6 games to the pacers
>tfw suicidal thoughts running through my head 24/7
>>67564152
you like pills?
On to game 7. Raptors are feeling the Heat right now...what a wasted opportunity to close out.
>>67564130
wtf. I live in Az and have never heard of those.
>>67564157
Can't wait for the assmad that will ensue when the warriors repeat
>>67564178
OBSESSED
>>67564173
see a professional, seriously. they can and WILL help you get through this tough time
Raptors have to stop international Jewry from spreading. The league cannot have Lebron v Wade. We must fight back!
Mighty impressive when you have a +23 and your next best teammate is +9. That means whomever they put on the court with you tonight you are helping your team win.
Why are you posting here on a Friday night and not out at the clubs with your friends, /NBA/? Do you not like fun?
>>67564211
I'm back from going out, I missed the game but I still know the craptors choked it
>someone triggered the autist and now hes spamming his erotic fanfics of gowiz and ocd
time to leave
>>67564211
Because it's fucking saturday afternoon CUNT
I do not expect that much adjustment the team did a great job only less outside shooting
that is it. Miami was missing shots after shots and was the only reason we lost the 1st qt that badly.
>>67564211
>would rather go out and drink instead of posting about the future Hofer PF Julius Randle and/or future PG hofer D'angelo Russell
jump off a bridge
>>67564223
heat lead wire to wire
>>67564227
This desu
>>67564173
I'm going to recommend you an exercise that a co-worker taught me when I was going through your crisis.
He told me to go to the public mall, and just lie down on the ground. It's not illegal, and they can't kick you out for it.
Just go, lie on your back, and relax. Let people stare. Let people laugh. Some of them might even tease you and give you shit.
Forget them. Forget what they think and forget what they say. They can laugh all they want, but at the end of the day, you're the guy who has the stones to go lie down in the middle of a mall and get made fun of.
Promise me you'll do this.
Lesson number 1:
Nobody knows who you are
Lesson number 2:
If nobody knows who you are, what he or she could possibly think about you is irrelevant
Conclusion:
What everyone on earth thinks about you is less relevant than a hill of beans
You really think you're broken? You think it's possible for a person to become so downtrodden that he can never recover? You're fucking wrong. So you fucked up some thing with a chick a few years ago? So you were awkward through school and didn't have friends? Big fucking deal. Those aren't aspects of who you are because those are stories. What you are has nothing to do with the past. There is only the present and there is no self. Resolve to be something and that is what you are.
If you feel inadequate, it's as simple as deciding not to. Being sad is only natural, but there's nothing commendable about wallowing in self-pity. In any given situation, don't think about what's happened in the past. Think about what you are, what you have learned, and how you're going to be better in the future than you ever have been before. At any given moment in time, you're the most mature you've ever been. Don't let what happened in the past bring you down, because it's irrelevant in regards to what you are in the present.
You are the only one stopping yourself from getting what you want.
>>67564182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBxixN778JM
>>67564238
How many pictures of my words have you saved
/Bucks/ up in this bitch coming for that sixth seed next year
>Tfw op made me yawn
What the fuck man
>>67564211
went out to eat with a friend and now I am sick as fuck. Been on my toilet for almost an hour
Game 7 belongs to Toronto.. Refs gave 30 points easy to the Cubans and they still struggled. hahaha
>>67564182
Never been to a Suns game I see
yawn.... is the greatest /nba/ meme in history
>>67564173
im here 4 u bro
>>67564241
this doesn't change the fact that the raps are perennial choke artists
i'm bandwagoning them these playoffs but i accept them for what they are
>>67564244
I'm 26 years old, living in Maryland with my parents and my girlfriend. Is it too late for me to go to college?
>>67564264
Kobe posting is the greatest meme, faggot.
>>67564272
>he has a girlfriend
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF THERE'S LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU
>>67564272
>26 years old
fuck no it's no too late
>>67564272
Ayyyy gowiz
>>67564246
>Chuck's reaction whenever he makes Shaq laugh
It's so fucking cute, Chuck is like Shaq's little brother and he gets so happy whenever he makes him laugh.
>>67564272
You're just in time to fuck off to /r9k/ because this isn't your personal blog.
>>67564272
>Maryland
I hope you weren't the guy calling me an illiterate spic back in the Raptors game thread. And I only called you a hick because I was getting into the banter as well. But anyways, no it's never too late.
However, you want real advice? This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free-time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow-minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.
People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.
This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.
I'm not telling you to be yourself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave 4chan. Do anything else.
>>67564244
Damn man this shit is deep, we wuz filofficers and sheet
>>67564272
My aunt is like 50 and she went to college its never too late
>>67564085
Are the raptors the worst #2 seed ever. They were painfully shitty in that game. I bet they didn't event shoot 40%
>>67564295
Nah really tell me pictures you have saved of a man living across the country
I wanna know how obsessed you are with me you little fucking creep
I wanna know how much of my dick is down your throat
THIS FUCKING THREAD
>>67564337
all three inches of it i assume
>>67564312
The Spurs are infinitely worse considering the expectations they had.
>muh /75-7 16-0/
>>67564303
Other way around, Chuck is the older bro and Shaw is always challenging him for dominance and looking for his approval.
You can see the respect he has for Chuck as a player.
>>67564306
>leave 4chan
I'm gonna try
And uh sorry about calling you a spic
I wouldn't even build a wall around you senpai
>>67564337
>I wanna know how much of my dick is down your throat
we know how far your dick is down your underage gf is.
Serious question: will Lebron James make the basketball hall of fame?
>>67564337
>mfw go wiz has a nervous breakdown once a week and posts pics of his obese ex-gf
you having issues breh?
>>67564312
The Spurs literally exist, it's like you live under a rock.
>>67564337
dont worry bro hes been saving pics of me for a year now.
its kinda nice, makes me feel like i have a legacy in /nba/
don't stop
>>67564361
>>67564356
Why can't you answer the question?
>>67564370
that's what your mom told me last night
>>67564356
>>67564358
As likely as rain falling in a thunderstorm.
>>67564358
serious answer: you're fucking retarded
if he retired now then he'd get in
>>67564358
Serious answer: no
Is there a version with audio?!?!?
>It's a Go Wiz has an asthma attack episode
>>67564354
Hey no worries. Sorry for calling you a hick and you're welcomed in South Beach anytime. Pic related, enjoy a cuban qt
Someone post the webm of gowiz gf sucking his dick
>>67564426
Lol such a thing doesn't exist
>>67564422
>yellow eyes
how the fuck do I get a golden eyed gf. tell me right now
>>67564432
>bully ball anon = curryfag
Lore so deep a nigga could drown
>it's an /nba/ lore episode
S-so how about them Raptors, huh?
>>67564432
I'm waiting for an answer yoooo
>>67564447
no shit he already got exposed >>67564120
>>67564449
literally zero point lad, just go to bed and wake up in time for game seven
>>67564452
>im waiting for an answer yoooo
That's what your """gf""" says when she asks "is it in yet" for the 3rd time
>>67564456
i missed u self hating canada
>It's a lore episode
I just sent Hinkie a email asking him to post here, let's see what happens lads
medicated lore is the best lore
who knew all of /nba/ were mental patients
>>67564447
>bully ball anon = curryfag
NO,
i fucking hate when you retards fuck it up..THERE ARE 2 LAKERS POSTERS....im bully ball anon, the other guy is the one you're fighting
FFS HOW MANY TIME DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN
AND NO IM NOT CURRYFAG..YOU SOB
>>67564474
go meds hold this L
bully ball anon is just 7kt's new gimmick
>>67564486
Real talk tho do you really take this that seriously
Like do you see my posts and feel happy you get to post a screen cap of shit I've said before? I wanna know what goes through your head when you see my posts
mods please be lenient with bans and post deletion. there is absolutely nothing going on until sunday and everyone is just cranky or bored out of their minds.
>>67564525
>>67564532
who was cell phone?
>>67564550
Nah Hinkie was anti Randle for quite a while if you remember
>No milk
REEEEEEEEEEE
Who's the Asian Warriors fan who blew the fuck out of /nba/? He's the only based person who has posted here, beside me.
>>67564563
i got milk do you want some captain crunch too
>>67564563
damn you have a milkbag bag container?
>>67564244
Wow anon that was really beautiful and I'm not that dude but that inspired me
>>67564576
capn crunch is alright. not as good as based LIFE or raisin bran tho
my beer tastes like dish washing fluid
>>67564596
those are pills in the background in that gif
>genius
lurker here, is this a /Go Fag gets BTFO/ episode?
>no matter what it always goes back to food
kyriefag was right..you all are nothing but fat fucks.
fat fucks on meds baka
>>67564596
Lmao I'm taking it personal because every time you see my posts you spam the same shit and obviously mods won't stop you
I just come here to chill damn why do you have to ruin any discussion or chill to the generals
Does it make you happy spamming the same thing over and over again? Why can't you do it somewhere else?
>>67564627
Just shut the fuck up and sit down with your wife.
>>67564631
I lost 5 pounds last week
>>67564639
not him but this is the same thing we tried to do with curryfag and mods didnt do a thing. it's a life you chose when you decided to trip, thank god i thought twice about doing it. this place would be insufferable.
>>67564639
Not that anon but are you, dare I say it, absolutely butt ravaged?
>>67564436
find someone with hepatitis or liver cancer
>>67564648
Kobr plz
>>67564639
how about this for chill
the raptors are drafting jamal murray, dumping derozan, firing casey, hiring vogel, signing batum and resigning biyombo and there's nothing you or silvjew can do to stop it.
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>67564675
The thing is you do this only to my posts. It's not bantz. You spam my posts with the same things over and over again. I'm just bored. I know you're just playing around but damn it just kills the generals when you do this. I just don't understand all that effort you take. It's just fucking 4chan just leave me alone dude lmao
>>67564656
he's SHOOK
damn this nigga got go wiz begging for forgiveness lmfao writing peace treaties and shit
>>67564712
Status report on Go Meds??
>>67564688
how about this for chill
the lakers are drafting brandon ingram, dumping hibbert, fired scott, hiring vogel, signing batum and resigning marcelo huertas and there's nothing you or silvjew can do to stop it.
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>all this samefagging
>go piss gets btfo
>starts to cry
>ocd goes into hiding like 7kt's sudden disappearance
ill just take my victory lap and let you guys discuss the Raptors
what would it take for the East to not be so shit?
What are anons listening to?
Just had a /qbp/ and listening to Mamacita by Travis Scott.
>>67564740
thank you based ayy81, you're the king of /nba/
>>67564740
>stalker anon gets BTFO by Hinkie
>realizes he can't sue a millionaire and win
>resorts to harassing other anons
you're a big guy
>>67564743
If you mean having a chance to win a ring, then Lebron getting all his friends like CP3 and Melo together.
>>67564749
>What are anons listening to?
go meds having a panic attack
>>67564706
>The thing is you do this only to my posts.
hes been doing it to my posts for literally a year lol. like you said he wont go away, you gotta get thicker skin and just ignore him until his autism gets distracted by something else
>>67564749
>it aint me starts playing
>>67564774
i meant for more than 2 teams on the east being good
>>67564786
what does he do to you? give up the deetz
Post songs that could be the thread theme right now
>>67564786
I just thought he'd be played out by now after I ignored his other thousand posts. It's just weird man. I don't understand how he has such high patience for this stuff
Just fucking wew kobe until 500 posts. This thread is abysmal
>>67564795
Nothing any individual team can do except try their best to git gud and hope that the field levels out like it does every 10 years or so
unknown = curryfag
7kt = hinkie
emory = kawhi hands
yawn guy = harry
>>67564813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIUzq7X020A
>>67564824
We should go post in the /po/ thread and get away from the autism it will be relaxing
>>67564272
Are you the dude from Towson who makes 140 grand a year with your GF?
>>67564168
This
is Cleveland really only as good as OKC?
>>67564809
ayy81 is one of those rare cases of extreme autism that you only come across every 1 in 1,000,000 people on 4chan. he is almost alien to us because his autism is that severe. we cant really imagine what its like to be so obsessed, to spend every waking minute of every day spamming old memes on an australian cavepainting politics board. you can understand his dedication because you dont have high functioning autism
>>67564852
>>67564867
>1 post per minute
wew Kobe you are obsessed with gowiz
>>>/po/538879
Get in here
>>67564837
>the /po/ thread is still up
/nba/ stays everywhere
>>67564867
I just wanna be able to browse and shit without you having to spam at me for whatever reason
Why don't you like posters with an identity? Seems like you only hate me and ocd
Can you stop calling my workplace? It's getting annoying.
>>67564914
>why don't you like posters with an identity
read up on anonymous culture gowiz, if everyone used names this place would essentially be a shit reddit
>>67564931
>it's the guy who posts cp and ppl cutting off rat dicks..
well i think it's time to call it a night. too much lore for me
>>67564902
why am I so high up there? I take the banter in stride pretty well. ayy81 has been stalking me for a year and ive never been triggered by it
>>67564939
everyone doesn't tho
>>67564931
Admit your gf looks like a grandma
This general is really cancerous.
t. /nfl/
This Raptors/Heat series has been the best series this playoffs 2bh
WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?
>>67564931
Whats up? You like any new twitter post by 7kt yet?
Is the NBA rigged?
>tfw I was the one to expose 7kt
feels good, give me a name bros something cool
>>67564958
but you have "muh slippery slope" and "how come he's allowed to have a name"
i'm only spoonfeeding you because this thread is already ass and nothing can make it worse
realise yourself that if you posted without the name or didn't identify yourself like ocd does then no one would spam your shit if it annoys you that much
>>67564980
kek remember when we all thought 7kt was black?
>>67564982
If the Lakers keep their pick on draft lotto night then yes and if they don't no
>>67564983
the equalizer
>>67564982
It's like the WWE, it's scripted as fuck. Come think of it all sports are either equally or more scripted than the WWE
>>67564995
It's too late for that now tho. I took the name off and people pretended to be me
>>67564995
to be fair the autist would just spam any post related to the Wizards. there arent many Wizards fans here so the first guy who makes a post about them would just be assumed as Go Wiz and the stalker autist would still spam him regardless of a trip or name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN6OtqvSgKg
nah i still don't like him
>>67565026
This and the stalker would just kill threads spamming some other bullshit
We're just vehicles for his spamming. Threads can't be nice and chill while he's around, he's gotta make sure he gets his spamming in
>>67565042
good point. everyone hated him when he aimlessly spammed curry posts. he'll spam regardless of a specific target
>Who should the Lakers draft if they end up with the 3rd pick? @JacobRude writes why it should be Buddy Hield.
WE BUDDY NOW!!!!
what is gowiz current status?
>>67565022
>>67565026
sorry lads, i'm still a little bit drunk and i hate tripfags in general for the circlejerks and thread shitting they indirectly cause even if they are cool most of the time like gowiz or ocd
just report the posts then, not much more you can do
>>67565042
Thoughts on vince staples?
Let's play spot the /sp/artan
ENOUGH!!
we need to bring back the...
>Don't forget to ignore all trip and namefags generals
campaign. Remember to make all generals including this. We war against trips . name fags.
MAKE /NBA/ GREAT AGAIN. we were once considered the best general on /sp/
>we talking about spam
gowiz is having a bad medication day
>>67565106
>best
>general
pick one. you know what, lets take this a step further. i think this is the final straw, we all shouldnt be confined to one fucking thread like animals. if we could spread our posting out further we wouldnt have to deal with the same cancer on a daily basis. today is the day we make /sp/ great again. fuck the janitors, fuck the mods, im not using /nba/ anymore. im going to make basketball related threads when i want to talk about basketball, im not going to restrict myself to one containment thread. /sp/ will live again or i will die trying to revive it
>>67565125
I'm not him lmao
Bully ball is dead
Deangela Russell is a bust
westbrook a shit
A SHIT
PUT SOME RESPECK ON GO WIZ NAME
>mfw i hated gowiz before it was popular
views a shit
A SHIT
>>67565150
fuck off, if you don't contain yourself here i'm not searching all over /sp/ for the lore
>>67564731
You guys wants batum as well? How about fournier?
Stop posting my pics
>>67565150
please stick to your containment thread and don't smear your shitty wwe tier "sport" all over the board please. if you feel the urge to do so just go watch some cuck porn or something.
>>67565170
>mfw an american actually thought canadians gave a fuck about anyone hating drake or his music
>>67565189
what are you talking about?
>>67565076
>>67565154
/nba/ handing out L tonight
>>67565185
>How about fournier?
HOW ABOUT FOURN-EVERYBODY LOL
>>67564244
Underrated
>mfw a canadian @'s me and I don't @ him back
>>67565224
Holy shit another ssbg poster lmao no wonder there's so much shitpostin here
>>67565226
Scoundrel
>>67565233
>ssbg poster
the fuck is that?
>According to Bryant, part of his plan to nurture Howard is to prepare the All-Star center to become the face of the Lakers franchise when he retires. Bryant has two years remaining on his contract with the team. Howard only has one year, but it is widely assumed that Howard will re-sign a max extension with the Lakers this upcoming offseason.
Man...what the fuck happened?
you see that Canada? that's how it's done! there's levels to this shit
god i feel so bad for emory ahahah
>tfw missed all westbrook shitposting cuz banned
god i feel so bad for gowiz ahahah
>>67565316
does gowiz have a tumblr full of pictures of him online?
because emory does
>>67565324
you suck at phostohop
who the fuck is emory? im so out of the loop with you autists
the only posters that i remember is the knicks fan who beats his gf. surely he is serving life in prison right now tho
>>67564161
Except wade is gonna come after lelbron with a vengence after he beats the most pathetic excuse for a playoff team ever (craptors).
>>67565364
emory = kawhi's hands
he made the mistake of liking a tweet by 7kt, anons exposed him almost immediately
sadly, his name is out there and he can't get a job at anywhere but dick's sports where he is harassed by lakers autist 24/7
>>67565368
Fuck off with your shitty espn narratives. This isn't some superhero shit you dumb spic.
>>67565382
which sucks cause he is a cool lad desu
could a combined team of the Raptors and Heat beat the Cavs?
>lowry
>wade
>dang
>bigmac
>whiteside/JV
can we stop talking about trips who never post in this board, lets go back to harassing the ones who are here 24/7 like the degenerates they are...they probably smoke weed too..
>>67565382
>he made the mistake of liking a tweet by 7kt, anons exposed him almost immediately
my god this is like the 3rd time you guys have done this this year alone
when will it end? and i cant even blame you guys, but when will you other dumbfucks stop being dumb and liking tweets from twitter accounts that started from a 4chins meme on the sports section.
how stupid can you get?
>>67565429
no.
>Waking up on Sunday morning
>Make my way to BBC
This is his literal pledge song, you can't make this shit up
>>67565439
>liking a tweet by 7kt
>when will it end?
>>67564244
Thanks
>Adrian WojnarowskiVerified account
@WojVerticalNBA
Remarkable run for Wade/Spoelstra/Riley, pushing Raptors to 7th game. If only Heat had Bosh, Dan Gilbert might have combusted in ECF.
thank you woj. you know what I was saying before wasnt crazy
>>67565471
I gotta give props to Hinkie for shutting down his Twitter, it was too dangerous for people to follow at one point
>>67565471
its for the best.
you guys literally just got that asian guy who was spamming westbrook because he liked a tweet
can i get a (You)?
>https://twitter.com/PabloGRadio/status/731325829418885120
lmao it's fucking pathetic how the raptors can't put away this broken heat team with old man wade
Sad!
>>67565528
The most cucked tripfag on /sp/ ladies and gentleman
>>67565559
>wade has been playing like he was before
also the heat are without bosh and whiteside. also deng is injured
>>67565523
i-it's okay...i didn't want one anyways....
>>67565588
surprise (You)
>>67565523
i didnt see this here (You) go
>>67565588
>(You)
>>67565588
go away gowiz take your meds
>>67564358
Probably not.
is chicagoat the best trip on /nba/?
pls guys
i was on a backpacking trip for a week. last i saw spurs were up 2-1. how the fuck did they drop 3 in a row? someone please update me
>Alfredo Arteaga @UptownReport 37m37 minutes ago Country Club, FL
NBA TONIGHT: Erik Spoelstra IS NOW 10-4 (.714%) in elimination games for #1 all-time. Nobody else is at .500
I still dont understand why people underrated spo so badly
>>67565659
>backpacking trip
>>67565656
you have absolute shit taste, jesus christ
This is his pickup crew
Who would you guard and how would you stop them?
>tfw Kobe's last game was the last time I've been happy
Wish I could experience that whole 4th quarter again, life has been bleak since that day ;_;
>>67565582
Let's be honest. Healthy heat would take maybe one game against the cavs.
>>67565690
>Who would you guard and how would you stop them?
go ask your mom
Two unexpected things happened as far as the Warriors expectation is concern.First,they expected they will meet the Clippers in the second round,it didn't happen.Second,they expected the Spurs to meet in Conference Final but instead they will meet OKC in WCF.Assuming GS represent Western Conference for NBA Finals,again they will expecting Cavs to meet in NBA Finals what if their third expectation won't happen also w/c means another NBA history record will be broken,first non-American team to ever play in NBA Finals,yes the Raptors of Toronto,Canada vs. the defending champion Warriors of Oakland, California.Too many NBA records being broken this season anyway, why not consider this one? Maybe it's a tall order,maybe it's too much to ask but it's not impossible.
>>67565690
i do love the azn basketball team where the tallest person is 5'7" and you can tell that with the low post moves that he is used to playing center.
I would always block the shit out of those guys
>>67565690
GO ASK YOUR MOM
>>67565690
go ask gowiz ex-gf
>>67565693
didn't he shoot like 25 for 50 that game
>>67565709
>its not impossible
cant even beat a ded miami team with old wade. cavs will sweep raptors with every game being a blowout
>>67565699
lol with only bosh and a "health whiteside" playing I still maintain they have a still have a shot against lebron.
also I did say that after the lose on wednesday.
I would not be shocked if they steal a game if they make it to the ecf.
>>67565743
It was the quintessential Kobe game. I teared up watching Kobe go full chuckmode one last time. Some sequences in the 4th were straight up GOAT.
>>67565709
the raptors are fucking trash m8
>>67565743
go ask your mom or go wiz ex-gf
>>67565678
down in escalante, utah.
>>67565693
>>67565767
i literally cried all day but it also turned out to be one of the best days of my life
>60
simply epic
>>67565743
It wasn't about the percentages, it was all about the fairytale ending
>all your former teammates and "friends" in attendance
>jack nicholson, magic johnson and dr buss watching from heaven
>greatest rival/partner challenging him to drop 50
>kobe drops 61 instead
>that period where kobe and the young guns pulled off showtime lakers play in transition
>those clutch shots
>"Mamba out"
Just thinking about it makes me tear up inside
>>67565782
i know i saw you on google earth
>NBC Sports @NBCSports 41m41 minutes ago
.@OrlandoMagic to pursue Frank Vogel in coaching search. Is he a good fit?
fuck off orlando
>>67565818
Forget the best part, that day will be remembered as "Kobe's Last Ride" and not the day 73-9 happened
based kobe ;_;
>>67565830
>/nba/ final four almost set
>orlando posting
save it for the summer, the adults are talking
>>67565830
What team do you want Vogel on? I want the Suns to get him tbqh. They got more talent than the Magic
>>67565859
>What team do you want Vogel on? I want the Suns to get him tbqh. They got more talent than the Magic
> I want the Suns to get him tbqh.
>Suns
>I want
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
also
>The Most Dangerous Team
![hollinslionel126gettyus_1cl27dmq0zkr11cj6kkjdbfzc[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZLiEPAA.jpg "hollinslionel126gettyus 1cl27dmq0zkr11cj6kkjdbfzc[1]")
>>67565830
C) Julius Randle
PF) Ben Simmons
SF) Kevin Durant
SG) Bradley Beal
PG) Deangelo Russel
>>67565914
>Bradley Beal
oh goodness, if this happened, even i'd shitpost gowiz to death
As a Warriors fan i would have preferred the Spurs. That would have been a fairly easy 4-1 win for Warriors. OKC will be more challenging. They were tougher against the Warriors in a regular season and can score with any team in the NBA. I still see the Warriors winning in 6 though unless OKC can play a near flawless game like they did last night. If they turn it over like they did in the other 5 games Warriors will make them pay in ways the Spurs were completely unable to do.
>>67565996
>As a Warriors fan
PG: Cyclops
SG: Spider-Man
SF: Daredevil
PF: Thor
C: The Hulk
who the fuck can stop us?
>warriors are 8 wins away from proving /nba/ wrong
again!
Lmao wade flexin his grandpa game all over the craptors
>>67566065
>flexin
>>67566049
Disney
Wonder if this is another "audition" for Durant in front of the Dubs who supposedly some say earlier this year were front-runners to sign him next year as a free agent
Go Dubs!
>>67566211
Who is GS giving up for him?
>my boy dragic dropped 30
feels good man
told you guys fenerbahce-vitoria would be the better game
>>67566254
based German janny
I told you the result was known in advance
>>67566049
the goddamn league is who. spiderman will literally be unguardable because of his spidey sense, cyclops would just be shooting meme 3's from half court all fucking day worse than curry right now and hulk would literally rape everyone on the boards
literally the biggest of 3's
>>67566313
greasr how's your day?
>>67566321
just checked the results and had breakfast
good to see MIA-TOR will have a game 7 to keep us busy
i know im going to get shit probably but i really feel sorry for chris paul. i mean this is like the last stage of his career and he never even got to a conference finals, even melos at least done that.
god truly hates him
>>67566313
>>67566313
Good genetics
>>67566313
everybody expected fener to win, their talent level is just way higher. vitoria still took it to OT.
>>67566341
He's a dirty player, he deserves it
>>67566341
i feel bad for him too
IMO he still is the best pure PG in the game, he just does not have the right roster around him.
hopefully, he still has a couple of good years ahead of him.
>>67564211
Chilln with gf lazy night in. Gonna finish doing laundry and then pass out.
Finally got around to watching the Spurs get beat down tonight. Feel kinda bad for myself Bc won't be excited for a game again until gs v okc. Life will be just that much less interesting until then
>>67566341
>i really feel sorry for chris paul
me too, this picture captures the way he feels about his career so far, you can see the vigor with which he curses god
>>67566341
>3-1
>three and one
>three wins and one loss
>>67566341
yeah it's sad but you can't say he didn't have enough help
they just never got it done
>>67566234
It would have to be Barnes and Bogut. And then they have to choose between Livingston or Iggy
Miami better finish off Toronto next game. Toronto fags are becoming an even worse cancer in this country.
>>67566438
>tfw Raptors fan
>tfw dont live in that shithole called Toronto
literally the best scenario.
LETS GO RAPTORS!
>>67566425
>KD is worth 3 significant role players
They'd be shooting themselves in the foot
>>67566337
Yeah I'm pretty happy about it too. Do you think the C's will make big moves this offseason?
>>67566477
>Do you think the C's will make big moves this offseason?
NOT SO FAST CELTIKEK, THE LAKERS WILL BE KINGS OF THE OFF-SEASON.
>>67566499
Here I am, trying to have a nice conversation, and you have to fuck it up.
>raptors
As the leader of /nba/ i am issuing a meeting right now about the future of this general.
Let's get 1 thing straight, the Raptors are /nba/'s team in the East and the Thunder are our team in the West.
>>67566536
NO NICE THINGS FOR THE CELTICS!
see you may 17th!
>>67566477
ping pong balls are in three days, I really can't wait. Also, I want to see what Danny will do with our 5 second rounders, my best guess is that he will try trade up but we all remember what happened last year.
about the 2016 free agency, with hindsight it will probably be less exciting than expected, say, a year ago: the big names will probably stay where they are + more than half the teams have salary cap to sign at least one max. I expect lots of players outside the top 30 (eg Conley) getting a max. Not sure this is good for us, Ainge IMO will not overpay for average talent.
Still, I like some second tier FAs like Harisson Barnes, Batum, Ryan Anderson (always depending on the cost).
For trades, the most discussed target as you know is Butler, but if getting him means losing our depth, I'd rather pass.
guys im dead
i am so sleepy that i feel like im dead
>>67566551
we have to discuss the future of our you know what. Are we Bulls or Bucks? people keep dodging the question. The rumors are out there, and bucks bro is actively posting. we must make it official.
>>67566640
I think it's hard to make a trade because everything has been set in stone for a while.
But i like the Bucks
yea well im naked now and this fan feels so damn good
im out. tomorrow /nba/ is going to be just memes
>toronto has literally never won a playoff game while up in the series
>>67566681
Agreed
>>67566671
>I think it's hard to make a trade because everything has been set in stone for a while.
we're in to deep...we have to tally up how man bulls fans are on here. if not this off-season is where we will make the trade, we have to wait till free agency opens up officially in the nba. We need a master ruseman to sign. Where is hinkie? i wouldnt mind getting him and the sixers OC for the bulls.
I'm so sad about the Spurs' losing. So sad about the greatest coach ever Pop. What the hell! They've must won the chOKC.
>>67566819
>>67566819
sup vladimir
>>67566835
>>67566863
дoбpoe yтpo вoвa
>>67566908
Dobroe.
>tfw decided to talk about the Spurs with Spurs fags but there is no one Spurs fag kek
>>67566932
i am a spursfag
>>67566935
i wasn't talking to you
>>67566935
no you're just a fag.
>>67566953
i'm a proud heterosexual, sir
at this rate Lebron will be remembered as a poor man's Karl Malone. Lebron made funny face memes and actually became a meme
>>67566964
posting sausage recipes is not hetero, more like metro
What went wrong?
Just like the Spurs, Cavs will be shook up once they have to face a real team in the finals such as us (Golden State)
>Adam Zagoria: Former Oklahoma PG Isaiah Cousins has workouts with Indiana, Denver, SA, Houston, and Phoenix as his first five. Indiana Tuesday.
"isaiah cousins" sounds like a random number generated player name out of the pool of NBA player names desu. victor bonner. chris love. jabari collison.
>>67566976
that was the knicks german.
>>67566979
Obviously Tyronn Lue is a racist.
>>67567005
>implying lue isn't just a towel rack
>>67566994
>isaiah cousins
saw him in the combine today, him and deandre bembry, and some other guy who was a good defender but i forgot his name...the games were pretty meh. a lot of the tops picks didnt show. baka
>>67566987
Cavs will not get through Raptors.
how funny would it be if the Cavs got weak playing scrub teams and the Heat swept them?
>>67567015
Yes he is. Then it's Lipton the guy who preffers his friend instead of Mozgov. I'm wondering when Lipton will become a mascot and a head coach at the same time.
>>67567060
y-you think they?....
>>67566994
are you the essay writing halal eating german with a sweet tooth for the Frankfurt Skyliners coaching style?
>>67567005
чeки бpeки
how mad will /nba/ be when the Lakers get the #1 pick?
>>67567087
the autists are going to think you are me lol,
>>67567103
they said i could become anything so i became you
>tfw probably gonna need surgery soon
FML, how're you all doing?
>>67567125
y-you to...
>>67567147
for what? to remove my dick from your ass? wait..
>>67567078
>are you the essay writing
rarely
>halal eating
sometimes
>german
yes
>with a sweet tooth for the Frankfurt Skyliners coaching style?
totally, not my team but i respect the fuck out of them. coach herbert is awesome.
is that it? is the Spurs era over?
>>67567147
good luck senpai
hope all goes well
Is Giannis our (/sp/'s) guy?
>>67567171
Nah man that's gay.
>>67567196
Thanks other Greece
I hope you pay debts
>>67567211
Yes
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFOuV8dHiGO/
>>67567078
>essay writing
>halal eating
>sweet tooth for Skyliners
That's three different germans m8
>>67567211
Giannis is the world's guy.
>>67567259
sure it is
>>67567224
That looks so terrible... like he's wearing a dress and high heels.
Muricans, beef or pork? What is the most populain in your country? Lebron has said that he hasn't eaten pork for about 7 years lol.
>>67567078
Cyrillic? Kek.
>>67567286
Lebron eats dicks
is kawhi leonard the most overrated meme?
>>67566049
damn imagine the alley oops from spidey to hulk
spidey would use his web and fling it while hulk jumps from the stands and destroys the entire backboard shaw style x1000
>>67567277
The image? I like it, appreciate what Canada did for me.
>>67567386
what else has canada "done for you" hmmm, the lore deepens
>>67567402
Two Bucks papes'
>>67566601
Tried to get some sleep, didn't work. Oh well. I'll try again in an hour. Barnes would be a great pickup if GS decides to let him go
>7-footer Jakob Poeltl says he’s met with Milwaukee, Orlando, New Orleans, Boston, Atlanta and San Antonio among others.
why would san antonio want to meet with him? he's a lottery pick.
>Marc Davis is the referee that was involved in the spurs thunder fiasco
>he called the basket interference on biyombo
hmmmm interesting pattern
Our forensics department will take a closer look at this.
holy fuck the jail blazers were the realest team ever. who are some other historically real teams?
>>67564639
go meds
hey guys when is the spurs game
Okay, let me get this straight. Bullyball fag is also Curryfag and he's obsessed with gowiz?
>"LeBron James converted to Islam some time 7 years ago on a trip him and his family took to the Middle East. "The whole religion itself is just so beautiful. Nowhere in the world have I ever seen so many poor, yet happy people. Allah (praise and glory to him) has truly blessed this part of the world and I am happy to finally have been introduced to this religion.""
HOLY FUCK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>STEPH "GOOD CHRISTIAN" CURRY BTFO
>http://www.cleveland.com/cavs/index.ssf/2016/05/lebron_james_says_doing_away_w.html
Heat have more experience with closing out series. I expect them to close this out
>>67564830
whoa
Hello
>>67568489
the lore is too much to keep up with. Who is Emory?
>>67569188
He's this guy
>>67566699
>>67566373
>>67566343
>>67566343
Awww our poor Emory has a crush on her
>>67568443
October 30th
>>67567543
Maybe they're planning to trade for someone's lottery pick?
>>67569408
>party mills and Boban for a lottery pick
>kawhi/George trade pt. 2
>>67569408
LMA to LA
>>67569464
He still has 2 years on his contract with a player option to opt out so he isn't going anywhere
>>67569494
Keep believing that spurdora
>>67569517
>still in cap space
>"lol lets just get rid of him"
Yeah no
>>67569517
>he still blames LMA for the Spurs loss
>>67569517
Well in that case, LeBron to LA too. Curry to LA as well man. Who cares about contract anyways. there just pieces of paper after all
Who /heat/ here?
Dwade deserves a shot at lebron and the fucking atmosphere in mia against lebron in the playoffs. The raptors are already happy with losing in game 7 of the semis, their team is young enough to come back. Miami has like 1 good run left in them.
>>67570253
I really want Wade/LeBron playoffs. Heat are really trying there best and Raptors don't seem to have a chance against Cavs
>>67570253
This desu
Plus the Raptors are utter shit.
>>67568740
LeBron X
We NOI now.
Be honest: does refball exist in the NBA?
>>67571239
Yes
Multiple rigged games in a series like all these conspiracy dudes think? Nah
>>67571239
Yes.
>>67571239
bad calls exist, refball doesnt. as good an excuse as it is the refs arent out to get your favorite team they're just retarded
its dead as fuck in here
>>67571597
hey bby
What is Israel doing here?
>>67571872
probably keeping this thread alive
>>67571872
posting some webms
discussing basketball
shitposting from time to time
what are you doing here?
>no game on today
ufc ppv FOR FREE it is
is Josh Richardson elite?
>>67572100
>6'5/6'6 pg
>very athletic
>great 3pt shooter
>22 years old
on his way for sure
how you gonna have no game on a saturday? baka they should have forced the raptors and heat to play today and get that series done with.
>>67571405
But to be honest, refs should get suspended for a game if they make shitty calls the last game. What's the point of them reporting on the incorrect calls afterwards if they're just gonna say "oops lol my b"?
>>67572183
but they need to travel
>>67572196
Fucking this. They should be held responsible just as much as a player doing something shitty.
>>67572201
it only takes 3 hours to fly from miami to toronto
>>67572263
Thought it would take longer.
>>67572100
Not quite. The Heat lowkey have some great young talent though
i ate too much yesterday /nba/ so i'm not eating at all today
>>67572215
>>67572215
I also think that the players and coaches shouldn't get fined for calling the officiating shit.
Like surely this is the worst playoff series for officiating in recent memories other than literally rigging ones?
>>67572609
tbqh i am just pretending i'm into bball
the real reason i'm here is to read stuff like this
>>67572669
same here greece, i haven't watched a game in months and people just accept my opinions on players when i shitpost
>>67572663
Agreed. Even though I don't care for the OKC/SPURS teams, that series had some of the worst officiating I have ever seen
>>67572669
I have told /nba/ multiple times I just look at box scores at the end of games and use the information to shitpost
I've literally watched 2 games this season yet i've been in /nba/ the entire time
>>67572741
I wanted the thunder to win and it was fucking ridiculous.
The Spurs got Jewed pretty hard in the final two minutes of TWO games. TWO in the final two minutes!
It's not just the spurs thunder game either it's a lot of other ones where the calls have been inane trash.
threadly reminder that lebeta isn't winning shit for da land and all he will bring the obese, meth addled residents of ohio are more jersey fires when he abandons the team to chase rings somewhere else for jordan comparison hype.
>>67572886
lebron will be 12-4 after this season stay mad
>>67564272
I went to Salisbury at 23, it's not too much later.
>>67572810
Yeah that's true. Playsoffs have been shitty
>>67572947
>one for da land = ten normally
this meme is really starting to grow on me
who's your favorite mahou dainosoa, /nba/?
How do you go from this.
>>67573479
To this?
>>67573510
40 years old
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>>67573610
at least pop has plenty of time to rest his players now
>the state of texas sports teams
>>67574048
>have nearly 1/4th of the playoffs teams
>can't make it further than the 2nd round
Lmao
So we can all agree Wade is clutch amirite?
>>67573245
Nice
>saved
>>67564474
REKT
Should a players salary be one of the factors(albeit one of the lower factors) of the MVP discussion?
Curry's $11M salary is a big reason the Warriors have been able to put together the roster they have. Now that his ankles have held up I doubt his next contract will be so low..
>>67575193
Absolutely not lmao
>>67565859
nice false flag
This pic says it all. No need to elaborate.
>>67575262
>kobe
lol, put AI in there instead, it's a more direct lineage between MJ and Curry. All 3 are folk heroes, Kobe definitely was not.
Besides Durant and Westbrook, Who really needs to step up big for okc against the warriors
So now that their time has come to an end and we can look back on their careers will ginboli and parker be hof'ers for being in the most successful tri of all time?
>>67575284
ibaka
>Larry Bird is a great manager, Vogel is a very bad coach
>>67575300
Yes, seriously. Do you doubt it?
>>67575284
Dion Waiters, no joke.
He's the closest person they have to a third ball handler ans primary scorer but has turned to shit since being drafted by the Cavs.
He's still trying to find himself and I hope his brother's recent death ends up pushing him to become great instead of falling.
He's shown signs of being there and stepping up but as soon as that happens he makes an amateur mistake on the next play.
>>67575262
after curry the torch will be passed to monta elis
>>67566425
>breaking up core role-players on a 73 win team to get a volume scorer, when they already have Steph and Klay
Terrible idea desu.
What team is LeBron going to coach after he retires?
Swap Paul George with Kawhi Leonard and the Spurs are in the WCF right now....
>>67575284
Payne. He's a useless rookie but he can't dive at Curry's ankles and make himself useful.
>>67575251
>Supporting the Suns means you are trying to impersonate OCD
I like Devon Booker
>>67575406
Mavs since he's a Cowboys fan
>>67575370
Great answer, you're clearly cucked.
Kobe represents the lineage of Magic and Bird, through Kobe, to LeBron.
Conley/Parker/Mills
Korver/Green/Manu
Kawhi/Anderson/Simmons
Aldridge/West
Horford/Duncan/Bobo
Christ, how the fuck do you stop the 2017 Spurs?
>>67575499
my god kobe looks so weird
>>67575526
Relying on them being old and shitty like this year
>>67575526
protip: you can't
>>67575555
quads
>>67575262
shouldn't it be westbrook? curry is like the spiritual successor to reggie miller and ray allen
>>67575536
That's Westbrook
>>67575682
Uhm no.. sorry casual but that's the great Kobe Bryant
>>67575672
Westbrook is the spiritual successor to guys like Dominique Wilkins and T-Mac and Vince Carter. Super athletic meme guys who can't get it done.
Curry has left Allen and Miller in the dust two years ago, those guys are pathetic spot-up shooters in comparison. Miller wouldn't even start in today's NBA.
>>67575672
Curry isn't a SG
Curry is actually in the Stockton, Kerr, and Steve Nash vein. But there's no stigma to shooting too many threes. It's one of the reasons Kerr is the reason Curry has taken the shooting to the extra level. Kerr recognizes his skill as a good shooter himself and knows spamming threes and hitting 33% of them is better than shooting 49% on the two.
>>67575705
Nah, you must be blind. Amazed you're typing an reading this.
>>67575775
Cool inane ramblings, anon.
>>67575775
quit rambling anon
>>67575754
WE OUTCHEA
>>67575824
>>67575841
Hmm...
http://www.cbssports.com/nba/eye-on-basketball/25381634/steve-nash-on-stephen-curry-hes-taken-what-i-did-to-another-level
>>67575847
Man, Westbrook has like zero intelligence in his eyes.
>>67575881
Nash is a Canadian, i wouldn't pay much attention
Summers Over Interlude
>>67575672
KD is closer to Reggie's successor.
He's a tall ass SG that plays SF when he should be a PF or C.
Nothing like him ever.
He's Dirk, Reggie, Larry Bird, and Kareem rolled into one human being.
I shoot memes for a living
I'm bored
>>67576352
Meet me at northstar
>>67576352
You should be used to that watching Spurs games.
>>67576352
play some games
>>67576352
watch anime desu
>>67571507
>that blatantly obvious foul by Winslow
could have even been a flagrant 1 the way they've been calling them in the playoffs
>>67576432
Jesus fucking christ
>>67576432
the amount of cancer in that
>>67576283
he really is like Larry Bird
>mean-spirited yet low key trash talk
>almost identical efficiency
>underrated defense
>can play 1-4 with little dropoff
>>67576283
>>67576559
http://www.masslive.com/celtics/index.ssf/2012/12/kevin_durant_explains_his_admi.html
>>67576559
KD is soft as fuck and also kind of dumb. Bird has street smarts and killer instinct.
>>67576625
>>67576625
>>67576625
How early you like your thread senpai?
>>67576630
>“You know who I always thought (was a great trash-talker), but has been under the radar, I think Kevin Durant,” Draymond Green said. “Lotta people don't know that. But if you play against him you know.”
>“KD makes you feel bad about yourself, that you ever talked junk,” Green said. “It's the funniest thing in the world.”
BAD BOYS
BAD BOYS
BAD BOYS
schaub
Kobe
russell
Wew Westbrook
>>67576409
I was thinking of putting on 2k
lelbron bron
wew lebron
500
how many rest days has lebron had this post season?
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