/hoc/ CF edition
Blues vs Sharks
Blots vs Pens
>Shorks >Rags >finnish goaltending
>>67550640
its lit
>>67552738
LA:Darryl Sutter signs extension with the Kings
LA:Report: Darryl Sutter to re-sign with Kings
NJ:Cory Schneider has core muscle surgery
STL:Paul Stastny gets three points in Blues' rout
TB:Steven Stamkos remains status quo
WAS:Alex Ovechkin will play in 2016 WHC
PIT:Bonino scores OT winner, Pens eliminate Caps
DAL:Seguin practices, still not ready to play
NYI:Report: Travis Hamonic rescinds trade request
NYI:Kyle Okposo open to coming back to Isles
NAS:Pekka Rinne gets a little help from teammates
SJ:Logan Couture lights lamp in loss to Preds
4th for superior American Goaltending
>>67552836
5th for Canadian Moooooose
tfw no san diego gf
>>67552848
why's he called Moose?
2nd for Bill
>>67552860
Boudreau?
>>67552836
Why is he so perfect bros
>>67552862
A family friend with the nickname he knew died his Freshmen year of college so he always puts a Moose on the back of his helmet.
>>67552885
Cute piggy
>>67552885
Lmao look at that twerkking pig
>>67552885
Why is that pupper scratching his butt like that?
>>67552885
why is she so perfect lads
>>67552897
Holy shit no one cares
>>67552898
Because he's a big guy
>>67552885
Piggy wiggy
>>67552933
Can I move in with you?
>>67552912
is that the whole story?
I thought it was because he's an expert moose caller (which he is apparently)
24th for USA
>>67552960
His friend who died was a champion moose caller.
>>67552923
>pupper
Fucking idiot
>>67552885
Because of that Pig movie i will always have a weak spot for these cute things.
>>67552985
>not wanting a kings/bolts gf
>>67552978
right
>Elliott was taught the art of moose calling by the late Owen Scott, a champion moose caller. He paid tribute to Scott with a moose painted on the back of his goaltender mask.
>>67552954
If you're okay with moving to Montana and squealing like a pig, sure
>>67553010
It looks like she's eating a plate of garbage.
This is probably the worst year in Stabley Cup playoffs history. Literally a bunch of meme teams meming their way to the cup. None of these teams deserve to be in the conference finals.
>>67553032
If you live in Great Falls I'd be down. My uncles a doctor there
>>67553055
Memehawks and craps fan spotted
>>67553055
>deserve
Get the fuck out of here you dirty foreigner what do you know about hockey?
>>67553055
the kings were a mem team with a bunch of dirty hitting goons
more like armemeia lol
>>67553082
I don't, thank God. Fuck that shithole.
>>67553010
Jesus. I'm a burgerlandian and this disgusts me.
>>67553114
JEJ
>>67553055
>deserve
You know literally nothing about hockey. Get the fuck out. Do not come back
>>67553122
get the fuck out of my country you commie
http://www.strawpoll.me/10202738
http://www.strawpoll.me/10202738
http://www.strawpoll.me/10202738
Important!
>mfw all these newfags fell for the b8
:D kek
>>67553082
Great falls blows dick
>>67553221
Anon why do you have a picture of my gf?
>>67553055
I thought best of 7 allowed the better teams to win?
All 4 teams have won 2 best of sevens, who would be more deserving?
>>67553164
>>67553010
>"burrito"
>No soft shell or what we call them in Minnesota: Mexican lefse
What is this?
>>67553115
But my grandma there probably has room in her basement. A bunch of my grandpa's old shotguns are down there for whenever you inevitably want to off yourself
>>67553264
Shut the fuck up chubbs nobody says that
>>67553254
That's a 16 year old whore that fucked some nig athlete but got famous for trashy pics I think. Idk I liked her jean shorts
>>67553286
Uncultured detected. Go back to your Whoppers and Family Guy
How do you fix the cannucks
>>67553347
reseoB kcorB
>>67553347
>filename
How do I fix my sides
>>67553339
>roseau fag calling others uncultured
O im laffin
>>67553347
Relocate
>>67553264
I would literally kick your ass if I heard you say that
Of the 7 times the penguins have faced bishop, they've chased him 3 of those times.
you have no power here ben bishop.
>>67553412
"Let me tell you about all of my culture"
t. anon in some cookie cutter suburb in a house unrecognizable to his neighbors except for the numbers on the mailbox
>>67553439
I'm pretty quick, I don't think you could catch me
>>67553467
>regular season matters
>>67553347
tbph I would. But only if I could go bareback and nut inside
>>67553520
sure did for all canadian teams
>>67553494
Nope good try though, my suburb is pretty nice. Lemme do you
>I'm "cultured" despite my town being in bum fuck nowhere and having <1500 people
Top jejej, bet you haven't even travelled the world fag
how do i get rid of my big belly
>>67553553
Upvoted. I'll sending you gold as we speak.
>>67553467
So vasy wins the 4 while bishop loses 3
>>67553578
30 minute cardio and 4x8 situps with weights every day until you are happy
Who is the NHL 2017 cover?
>>67553578
Be poor. When you start eating a can of green beans for dinner the weight flies off
>>67551945
When your only right side shot option is Mark Fayne it makes a huge difference. Especially when all of your best playmakers (McDavid, Hall & Nugent-Hopkins) are left handed.
i feel like drinking 700ml of vodka a day is starting to fuck with my health
boogaard died 5 years ago today
>>67552801
>core muscle surgery on a hockey player
Schneider's career is over
>tfw when your team is the unstoppable villain that will eventually triumph and theres nothing any team can do about it, and all of /hoc/ will just have to accept it, like watching their girl get fucked by a black dude, and loving it, while they're strapped to a chair watching.
muahahahahaha. please, let me hear more about how ben bishop will stop us, so when he gets fukn rekt i can get hard at the thought of you fags wondering what went wrong.
>>67552785
lmao fluffy cow
>>67553629
Such is the life of all >rags
>>67553621
Now way man, it's gotta be something else
>>67553578
Do stuff until you start sweating
When did /hoc/ transition from shitting on the leafs all day to shitting on the rags all day? I've been away for awhile
>>67553621
>leaving 50ml in teh bottle
what are you, some kind of puss?
>>67553629
I read the book about him
f
>>67553704
>rags
>>67553704
Laffs are too shit. Just beating a dead horse.
Once they win 35 games we'll laffs post again
>>67553639
>Pens think they are the underdog everyone hates
Oh I am laffin
>>67552836
>>67552848
The best goalie left in the playoffs is Reimer. Bishop is a pads babby, Elliott Jones flies all over his crease like a retard and gets out of position, and Murray is a meme
>>67552862
Because he's on the loose
choose one hoc
>>67553629
Wow I did not even know
>died from drug overdose
Uh
>>67553827
the ghoul in the back
>rooting against these guys
do you guys hate puppies or something?
>>67553827
Girl to the left of the black girl
>>67553775
no i dont think we're the underdogs. I think we're the favorites. and there aint gonna be no cinderella stories this year buddy boy muahahaha
>>67553858
>wanting to awaken your inner furry
furpuck
>mcw bishop gets fukn rekt near me
>>67553856
my man
>Sorry anon we sold your seats to this gentleman
What do you do?
>>67554001
das gay
reminder
>487 posts
>3 posters
>>67552738
>drawing a shark choking in ms paint (pretty good art btw)
where do you guys get the energy to troll? seems like a waste of effort and time
>>67554089
look at this lifelong hockey fan lol
>>67554121
time isn't really an object to neets
>>67554167
t. neetherlands
>>67554121
I can't speak for OP or anyone else but I work a desk job and have a lot of down time
>>67554196
that makes perfect sense, dont know why that didnt occur to me
Who's your favorite Kazakh giving it all for his country and why is it Dustin Boyd?
>>67552977
>there actually is a woman's team
>called
>CONNECTICUT WHALE
>Fizzleland
>>67554261
lol look at that smiling whale
>>67554261
>>67554313
the smile is also a hockey stick
>>67554224
Cam barker will be the GOAT Kazakh next year
>anon can i wear this to the hockey game?
>>67554379
Absolutely not you fucking gook skank
>>67553629
RIP BOOGEYMAN
>>67554379
Nope, guess you'll have to watch it at my place.
Is there a team in a worse position than the Minnesota Wild?
>Soft 30+ winger with a career ending back injury signed at top line money for the next decade
>Incredibly overrated locker room cancer defenseman signed at an even worse contract for the next decade
>soft autist who can't speak English as a captain
>doofus goalie who was signed after 5 months of good play, has regressed at an alarming rate and isn't even starter quality any more
>team is so cancerous they ran their excellent defensive minded coach out of town and hired a guy that couldn't win with prime ovechkin and couldn't win with getzlaf perry and Kesler
>fanbase that booed them off the ice in the playoffs
>management that relies on an IRL meme "the state of hockey" to pander to idiots and sell tickets
>worst logo in professional sports. A fucking bear made of trees
So, can anyone think of a team in a worse position?
>>67553827
>one
>>67554379
Sure, I don't care. As long as I get to cum in you before and after.
>>67554499
Guffaw direct your gaze at these little porkers
>>67554089
>Stamkos had 1G and 4A in those three games
I'm sure that's going to happen again
>>67554089
fuck off retard these regular season meetings mean nothing.
We had Stamkos and Stralman in those games and I'm pretty sure Crosby was out for at least one of those games maybe two. I think Malkin was out during at least one as well.
>>67554695
not to mention
>no malkin
>no bonino
fuck why are you retards in a thread with no subject? bunch of fucking faggots don't know how to make threads
>>67554796
What? The subject is hockey you ass blasted homo.
>>67554796
Spotted the retard that tried to make his own thread
TELL ME ABOUT BISHOP, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
Who are you cheering for boys? Report in.
>>67554879
To protect his face from the puck
>>67554879
Meme magic strikes again
>>67554796
>what is ctrl+f
Go drink some bleach dipshit
>>67554979
>ctrl+f
look how new this chicago fag is
>tfw we have the biggest guy in the league
>>67554472
durricanes
>>67554472
Top Laffs
>>67555007
>we
Stl for the cup
where my avs gone?
>>67554499
piggle wiggle
>>67554472
are you going to post this everyday? we'll keep saying canucks and rags
>>67555111
czech'd
>>67555068
>wuz giants n shiet
>>67555072
N-next year is ours la
>>67555226
we need a new GOAT
>>67554379
>black and yellow to a Pens game
Looks good to me.
Do you have your Bills prepared blood?
>>67555316
Underrated desu
FUCK I didn't get the janitor job again
How the fuck am I supposed to pay my bills
>>67555474
Here, have this Bill
>>67555285
Did she died?
>>67555285
That was a stupid idea to begin with, I'm surprised it didn't knock out her teeth. Stupid ass kids.
>>67555285
I feel like that would be a lot more painful than her reaction.
>>67555547
Too much boobs
>>67555547
w-wheres the milk
>>67555587
Kippers is a strong womyn
>>67555612
>too much boobs
>>67555547
Did this bitch cut the top of the pizza and not the crust? What is this nonsense
>>67555547
>no oven mitt
>Finnish pizza holding
>>67555612
Found the pedosota fan
>>67555633
She's a joo, her hand is covered in scales
>>67555622
Right here silly!
>>67555699
No proofs
>>67552836
Literally a size and defense baby. Gonna get lit up by a speedy and skilled team Pittsburgh
>>67555822
>defense babby
M8
>>67555822
>Amerifat hockey knowledge
>>67554733
The lines got scrambled and the Pens have been on an absolute tear since March (we last played them in Feb.). Please let this regular season meme die
New meme.
Give me your score predictions for tonight
>final score
>first goal
>GWG
>>67556116
>final score
BILL
>first goal
BILL
>GWG
BILL
>>67556116
4-1 pens
kucherov
Letang
>>67556116
3-2 pens
Crosby
Letang
>>67556116
5-0 Pens Bill 1st goL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orZwIDDKvlQ
post anything bill related
>>67556116
Pens
4-2 Crosby, Napkins, Letang, Bill
>>67556310
no bully bill
>>67556186
>>67556189
>>67556213
>>67556322
Triggered sunbelt "fans" in 3-2-
>>67556310
Here is my favorite Bill
>>67556410
its literally a reddit meme
>>67556116
3-1 bolts
Bill first
Johnson gwg
>>67556385
Are you seriously gonna argue with dubs? They have spoken.
>>67556310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yusSgJnaIUM
>>67556477
Yes they have
>>67556477
You mean these dubs>>67556322?
>>67556667
Yes
>all this overwhelming prediction of a win for the pens
Is Tampa actually that shit compared to them? I mean I know their opponents have been weak as fuck so far, but they aren't going to get totally dominated are they?
>>67556815
Tampa has been underwhelming and has at times looked terrible against bad opponents
But it's more about how incredible Pitt has been in the last 5 months
>>67556815
No people are just really overestimating the pens for playing slightly but not much better teams
>>67556988
>rags and caps are "slightly" better than the red wings and fucking islanders
Jesus Christ this Tampa delusion
>>67556815
of course not. It's just memeing retards on /hoc/ hat are in a perpetual state of anger towards sandiwches. The series will be very close and can go either way.
>>67557004
Obviously the Capitals are good but yes the >rags were every bit as bad as Detoilet and the Islanders.
>>67557004
Wings are the worst team to make the playoffs and isles dominated Tampa at times, they needed a few OT goals to beat them, series should have been much closer
Tampa is going to get exposed hard
>>67557057
I hope they do. Tired of these Tampa shitposters who's greatest meme is a sandwich kek
At least the pongs have BILL and superior Russian Malkin
>>67557119
Malkin is too good for this world
>>67557119
Yeah lgbtning fans are the worst on the board. At least other teams fans can offer basic insight into the game, Tampa queers only spout memes and shitpost because they don't know the first thing about the sport
>tfw sleepy
>tfw might miss the start of the 3rd round today
>>67557047
>caps
>good
>>67557057
The flyers were the worst followed by Detroit
>Tranpa Jay LBGTning
completely delusional desu
>>67557119
>bill
>funny
Wow a fat guy what a meme. May as well watch family guy during the intermission
>>67557276
Nah detoilet was
They literally only made because of an incredible collapse by Boston
>>67557325
The early seasons were ok/funny but now it's just kinda annoying
>>67557331
They were both incredible trash but the flyers were nowhere near playoff ready. They should have been swept until their goalie went complete meme mode
>>67557302
>buttcrumpled
>at Bill
>>67556116
3-2 for bolts
Malkin
Kucherov
>>67556116
4 - 1 pens
cullen
malkin
Worst fucking playoffs ever
>le super fast 3 good lines leagues wonderchild and rookie goalie team
>le tall goalie and haha sandwiches are so funny team
>le can't sell half their playoff tickets and OMG so power play choking team
>le shitty "elite" goalie took 7 games to get through awful defense and finnish goaltending goon team
Should be chicago la new york and boston.
Fuck this gay sport
>>67557464
>mad at sandwich
>>67557464
>liking meme teams
>rags
>>67557464
Putting this much effort into shitty b8
Go make some friends or something
>>67555285
>>67557464
Kek look at how salty this pathetic Hawksfag is
>>67557464
>should be
Welcome to sports anon. Games are played to determine who wins. Reality TV might be more your style.
>>67557464
>butthurt new yorker mad at BILL
It's OK, it will all be over soon
>>67557464
>the playoffs would be better with crappy teams
Now this is shitposting.
>>67557464
I know this is bait but
>Should be the same teams every year!
>Should be
>Should
Sorry bud Chicago isn't gonna make it past the 1st round again for a long time
>>67557464
This brings up a good point though
How exposed are the sharks going to be when they play a disciplined team that doesn't feed them power plays? Or when they go up against Pitt who has the advantage in refpuck?
>>67557631
Anyone who's smart knows they will lose to Stl in 6.
>>67557464
(you)
>>67557631
>Pittsburgh, let alone them beating the blues
>>67557631
>advantage in refpuck
>unironically got so many penalties the craps nearly made a game 7
When will this shit meme end?
>>67557717
>>67557717
>>67557717
game 1 bolts and pens
>>67557464
desu it got boring after the 1st roundo
>>67557746
>boring
>multiple teams could get their first Cup
Please just kill yourself
>>67557786
yeah, and carolina was a fun team to watch
blues vs. hawks was the BEST series this playoffs, bar none
>>67557631
Teams commit an average of about 3 minors per game, even if a team commits 2, over a 7 game series that's probably 4 or 5 goals for the sharks.
And you make it sound like they're shit 5 on 5, which just isn't the case.
>>67557816
>teams
Why dont you talk about the team the Sharks are playing? The Blues barely ever let up penalties and it certainly isn't one a game. Also they have one of the best PKs in the league.
>>67557815
You clearly didn't watch shorks kings or Isles blots
>>67558118
>5 games
>good
Sure, a short series can be meme-worthy and entertaining but in terms of quality they don't come close to a 7 game series
>>67557464
kikes,niggers.beaners, and potatoniggers on suicide watch
Who will be the Brodeur/Roy of this generation?
>>67557958
Blues have taken 39 minors in 14 games, allowing goals on 8 so I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. They actually have the worst PK% of all the cf teams.
>>67558118
Sharks outplayed the Kings pretty completely, that wasn't a very good series at all.
>>67558227
The 2nd/3rd best goalies of the generation?
Filppula vs Määttä
Donskoi vs Lehterä
the can be only one winner from each pair.
>>67558168
>>67558266
It was great watching the Sharks singlehandedly ruin the hockey market in LA for the next 10 years
>>67558337
DONSKOI
O
N
S
K
O
I
>>67558337
donskoi desu
>>67558367
>>67558394
it would be pretty epic that sjs who is known to choke toul not schoke as soon as they got finnish foward. Though the same applies to Blues and Lehterä.
>>67558245
R E G U L A R
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S E A S O N
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>>67558429
donskoi for the OT winner in game 7 for the cup CAP THIS
>>67558429
holy fuck my writing. I think it's time to go to bed.
>>67558429
No it wouldn't. California is the worst state right behind Texas. They have meme fans who don't even pay attention til the playoffs.
>>67558452
All those stats are playoffs m8
Or are you actually suggesting using regular season stats?
>>67558476
You lost cletus/chiraq, get over it
>>67558479
look at the way he posted. you should ignore those people.
>>67558538
>meth
Not even once?
>>67558500
Kek we will see. Chiraq and Dullass said the same thing. San Jose has only faced soft ass teams so far. Meanwhile the Blues beat last years Cup champs and the team that scored the most goals and was the best in the league this year.
I seriously don't know where you people are getting your confidence from cause it is not from a source of reason.
>>67558621
>Dallas
>best in the leag
HOLY SHIT IT'S SO LAUGHABLE I CAN'T EVEN FINISH TYPING IT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EVERYBODY COME LAUGH AT THIS CASUAL FAGGOT
>>67558681
I was gonna redact that cause I meant conference but I decided fuck it.
>>67558621
Dallas won the presidents trophy?
Also no seguin
>>67558621
lol in no way was dallas among the best in the league, everyone knew their defense was shit (even kris russell, an absolute bum, was an upgrade), and they had meme goaltending to boot
>>67553055
>blues two game 7 road wins
>meme
Ok
>>67558705
>thinking dullass was even top 5 in the conference
Lelmao if they didn't play pedosota any other playoff team would have bounced them in 5
>>67558781
Are you retarded mate? They finished 1st in the conference. Your opinion doesn't cancel out fact.
>>67558826
>thinking "lol fuck defense and goaltending we'll score 5 goals a game and worry about it later" is a sustainable strategy, especially in the playoffs
They were a ticking time bomb all year long my extra-chromosomed friend
>>67558880
Thats irrelevant to them finishing first in the western conference and San Jose playing soft ass meme teams all playoffs.
>>67558921
Lel I'm not him and la and Nashville are a lot of things, but soft is not one of them
>>67558941
Any team left could have beat them
>>67558960
>any team that makes the conference finals could beat any of the teams that didn't
Amazing analysis there friendo
>>67559011
My point was not every team left could have beat the Hawks including Tampa and San Jose.
>>67559029
>muh hawks are special in the playoffs meme
Holy shit when will this meme die it's a different team from previous years
>>67558880
To be fair that strategy worked for the Oilers in the 80's.
>>67559158
Yeah because they had fucking Gretzky and hockey was way different
>>67559158
That was back when standing on your head meant blocking the bottom 3 inches of the net. You can't just rely on scoring 5 goals a game for 7 games against a playoff team in the nhl now
murray is elite
dirty goon ass fucking nigger team faggots
lel poopy pants ded
bishit fucked
>>67559864
goon team deserved it
>Doc going on about the sportsmanship of the penguins fans right now
>flashbacks to the philthy fans when there was an injured penguin on the ice
I bet he wanted to say it
Can bishop stay healthy for an entire post season? Holy fucking curse.
>>67559864
what happened to him anyway? i only saw him on the stretcher
>>67560111
too many shitty sandwiches. he should've learned from Stamkos, we tried to warn them but the tampa fags continued with pubshit
>>67560145
>fuck up real bad behind the net
>rush to front of net to try to stop a goal
>sperg out and try to rush backward again real quick
>left knee explodes
>rip in pieces
>>67560145
He was going back into the crease kind of sideways, tripped over himself, landed seemingly normally, and then started grabbing his leg.
>>67560218
>landed seemingly normally,
no he did not. he hurt his knee while trying to move backwards while standing and jumped in pain and fell on his back. he went to the ice because he was hurt
>tfw blues was literally only matchup I was worried about before playoffs
didn't think perds would out meme analslime and go to 7 with the shorks
killorn's elite
>pongs
>beating finnish dmen makes you good
'no'
>Sharks have 2 players that look like pepe
They truly are reddit: the team
Publix btfo
johnson ded
>>67560423
We fucking told them to stop eating those shitty sandwiches they cause medical problems
>stamkos
>bishop
>johnson
when the fuck will they listen?
>Tampa Knee
LMAOING tbqh lads
.webm??
Hockey gods are shining down upon the pens. That's what those faggots get for trying to injure letang.
>>67560624
Pens lost game 1 to the caps as well so I'm not even tripping if we lose this game. Trapa gay shitposters just killed their own team fucking kek
>>67560624
it's letang for fuck's sake. you could sneeze at him and he'd be out for a month
kanuckle LMFAO don
>>67560683
I think that's happened before
as a
>rags
fan i would thoroughly enjoy the lightning stomping the pongs
Lightning are playing both defenders in front of the net when the penguins set up in the zone. Other teams this playoffs have only been using one and the pens don't seem to be abl to get pucks where they want them
How the fuck are the bolts up 2-0 lmao
>missing their best player in bishop
>missing their best goal scorer in Stamkos
>missing their 2nd best defender in stralman
>missing a top 6 forward in Johnson
>tfw i predicted shorks vs blots cup
the memes cannot be stopped
>>67561250
because crosby is a playoff ghost
>>67561250
penguins are overrated
had the most momentum going into the playoffs but they are no better as a team than the rest of the leastern conference
who /chicagodeepdishpizza/ here?
>>67561275
he has the most playoff points per game of active players
>>67561293
might as well just call it tomato soup in a bread bowl with cheese
Wait I thought the penguins were gonna trounce the bolts ez
Was hoc wrong again?
>>67558476
>flyover projecting
>>67561802
>replying to posts over 2 hours old when there's a playoff game on
Saw my first IRL Finn today lads. She didn't meme or let in any soft goals. Was a bit disappointed tbqh.
Last number is the amount of games it's going to take the bolts to win the series
Can one of you retards explain to me why you thought this series was going to be a cakewalk for Shittsburgh?
>no hockey for 21 hours
>Crysby shut down by Brian Boyle
>b-b-best player in da N H L
lol
>>67563325
he had a very good assist
Holy fuck the pens were exposed tonight. They couldn't even beat a 75% bolts team.
Meme team of the year award goes to shittsburgh.
>>67561794
I'm confused as well - what happened?
So how many games is Callahan gonna get for the hit on letang?
>>67563353
>losing key face offs
>getting visibly frustrated
>1 PP assist in a game full of PP
>0 points on a 5 minute PP
b-b-best in the nhl!
Nobody would have done better!
>>67563321
blues sharks isn't till Sunday
>>67563385
you seem really mad about me pointing out that he had a very good assist what the fuck is wrong with you
>>67563392
fuck
>>67563325
According to Doc Boyle is a highly skilled player
>>67563370
Last number in your post.
>>67561178
Defense wins championships.
>Pins
that is all
>>67563444
congratulations you are a genius. I was trying to talk about the strategy not have john madden regurgitate some shit to me
>>67563444
nice trips of truth
checked
>>67563432
>implying he's not
>>67563432
Boyle is a good role player, but not even a top 5 center in the NHL.
Realistically not even top 10
>>67563424
not mad at all, I just love laughing at the retards in /hoc/ who act like its still 2009
Crysby is soft and pretty much a meme on the big stage.
>one game
>caps won game 1 as well
>pens haven't lost back to back in forever
WEW LADS
>only down 3-1
>all those empty seats before the game ended
>penguins "fans"
this is why you dont put a hockey team in fucking armpittsburgh
>>67563432
it was funny to see Crosby throw him on his ass twice after faceoffs. Boyle was so pissed
Post yfw the Bishop got excommunicated
>>67563517
Pens lost game 1 on the road not at home.
>>67563517
Lightning are a better team than the Crapitals tbqh
>shittsboig
>>67563503
>>67563516
>>67563526
Boyle is good at what he does but is nothing special and plays like such a pussy for a guy his size
>>67563549
>2 (You)s
Nice
Did Ben bishop kill his acl?
>>67563555
So game 2 is at home? Pens haven't lost back to back in forever? If you seriously think you saw Pitts best tonight you are deluded
>pens play like shit one game
>Sullivan puts them in check
>they win 2 in a row
Have you even watched this post season?
>>67563625
looked like an ankle or leg
>>67563471
>your opponent is rolling Malkin, Kessel and Crosby on 3 different lines
>L-let's leave the crease area unprotected
What else did you expect. Caps thought they had a deeper offense than Pens and paid the price for it. Now they're playing an entirely different system favoring more shut down guys who can score (Hedman kept Tavares to -5 while scoring 4 goals)
>pongs
>>67563630
Oh ok, I didn't see it but the article I read said he grabbed at his knee.
>>67563626
No the only game I watched this post season was this one and only the 3rd period with 5 minutes left. The pens got dunked on.
any official news on what happened to Bishop yet?
>>67563653
Oh ok. Go back to your /NBA/ general nigger
>>67563669
>mad
>at sandwiches
>>67563669
nah /nba/ is boring as fuck. this shit lit
>>67563713
/nba/ is the most faggoty general
>>67563724
Naw thats nfl. It's all cuck posts all the time.
Also, who has the biggest dick in the NHL haha
Just wondering haha
>>67563517
BTFO
>>67563555
>also nice numerals
But yeah, Crysby needs to gtfo
>the only reason I want penguins to fail is because I can't stand the gigantic pussy that is divesby
And that's all the reason I need
>>67563724
all generals suck tbf
>>67563735
jeff skinner
>>67563735
/nba/ is worse
>muh broships
>I wish Steph Curry would get a career ending injury
fuck off with all that
>>67563735
seconding /nfl/ as the worst
shit is overrun with trips it's disgusting
>>67563748
He looks like a twink
All of you retards who said this series would be a cakewalk for shittsburgh may apologize here.
>>67563526
It was funny to see Crysby lose every crucial draw and be rendered powerless by....Brian Boyle.
He literally just had to watch his team lose and threw a couple hissy fits. What a great leader and performer!
The "best player" in the NHL shut down and frustrated by a soft 3rd checking line Mustache Man in the ECF.
>>67563763
A couple of the trips are chill, but 75% or more of them are pure cancer
>>67563763
>it's another tripfag hate episode
get over yourselves
>>67563517
>comparing the caps to the Bolts
You might actually have a learning disability
>>67563783
says the fa/tv/irgin
>>67563790
Your right the bolts are shit
>>67563804
>/tv/
not even ever
D E U S V O L T
E
U
S
V
O
L
T
>>67563822
then stop using shitty frog /tv/ memes
>>67563825
Nice.
>>67563832
nah
https://twitter.com/TBTimes_JSmith/status/731324128746209280
good sign at least
Things i learned tonight:
>the pongs will not win another stanley cup during the crysby era
>olli maatta is the finnish luke schenn
>>67563870
Thank fuck
>>67563876
add in
>The Pongs are coached to fake injuries to attempt to draw longer penalties
twice in one game even, Im a neutral fan but when I saw that shit it was clear Tampa is the only respectable option for the Cup final. Pittsburgh is a team of little bitches and behaves like it.
>>67563914
Shittsburgh was throwing slew foots and knee-on-knees all fucking night, but somehow Tampa got painted as the bad guys
>>67563906
It's a torn acl
>>67563939
do you even know what a slew foot is
>>67563300
wew lads
>>67563442
LOL are you retarded?
>>67564046
should make for some decent hockey
>>67563735
This
>go to NFL
>every third post is some irrelevant tripcuck
>another third is responses to their idiocy
>the remaining third is just general no knowledge bullshit
People in /hoc/ don't ever say "Stamkos to Chicago!" but I probably heard faggots saying "Calvin Johnson is going to unretire and play for le Patriots! xD" at least 2 dozen times.
Fuck that shit, no thanks.
Literally the most unknowledgable place on here too. Even here when you get past the memes it's all realistic shit except for "Ovi to the KHL" stuff.
There it's like babbys second Madden game his stepdad bought him
>>67563939
>2 boarding calls
>clearly targeting defensemen
>why are they calling us the bad guys?
Son, you got 1 extra chromosome?
>>67563954
its obviously an injury to the soft tissue so an xray wouldn't pick it up anyway, but I don't really see how he tore an acl...usually those happen in hyperextension of the knee or a half extended in that collapses inward either by weight or its own volition (putting too much stress on it trying to make a move sideways). It clearly wasn't hyperextended, but it didn't look like it really collapses inward at any point.
He clutches his knee after he bent down on it when it was almost fully flexed. I don't think I've ever seen a torn acl in full flexion but it could theoretically happen.
Hopefully he's okay, I'm just a >rags fan who wants to see shittsburgh lose.
>>67563370
no hearing, a 5 minute major was already assessed on the play, there was no injury, and letang put himself in a dangerous position.
>>67564146
>Literally the most unknowledgable place on here too.
>expecting football fans to care, let alone have serious knowledge of hockey
and there's where your post went off the rails
>>67564179
when I say "weight" I mean external force, a la football hits, which clearly didn't happen in the play.
>>67564186
I'm talking about football fans...
Nevermind, fuck off
>>67564179
>I'm a rags fan
>still ass ravaged by that raping
My fucking sides
>RAGS
>>67564203
aww, gonna take your ball and go home because you were wrong in an argument, little baby?
>>67564235
0/10 but /tv/ is slow so I'd give you a tiny morsel, this little (You)
2016 Playoffs: 1st round, no Canada. 2nd round, no Original Six. 3rd round, no division winners
damn...
>>67564276
>you still think I'm from /tv/
>>67564364
not even him but you're incredibly stupid. try reading his post again you stupid fuck
>>67564385
oh yeah, I get it now.
>going to /tv/
>ever
dumbfuck
>>67564415
but I'm not him I was just pointing out you are illiterate
Morning americans im here to put an end to the tv talk
>>67564302
Really makes you reddit
>>67564444
FINN QUADS TO SAVE US
>>67564444
tybf
>>67564444
Why do Suomis like saunas so much
how was the game, lads?
i
>>67564591
entertaining!
I'm watching school of rock. its on bravo.
>>67564531
its relaxing and feels good on your body
Wait I thought the pengs were gonna sweep?
????
>>67564591
magnificent
not as magnificent as your ass though
>>67564676
you aren't very smart
>>67564613
damn that sucks, fell asleep after the 5 min major
>>67564591
Go eat some more corn you stupid bald headed bitch
>>67564776
bishop died and some other deds happened but they got unded. pongs defense sucked but it looks like the series will be very good
nice karma for the guy who kept bishop-posting here
>>67564835
>a guy being serious hurt is karma
At least they're sitting on 2 great goalies
>>67564835
did you see the gamethread? A bunch of sandwiches were posting how happy they were that letang died and they got it right back when it happened to Bishop.
>>67564870
amazing
>>67564812
shit, I wish I could do that
It was a good season I guess
>>67564898
me too
>>67564930
>one game
>>67564989
>35 shots
>1 goal
It's over. If Tampa's offense wasn't so good I'd say there was chance, but they are.
It's fucking over
>YFW Bishop, Stamkos and Stralman all come back game one of the SCFs
>>67565014
shopped.
That can't be real
>>67565028
Oh it is
It was the game tampa stopped the blackhawks' 11 game win streak
>>67565028
Nope this is just the way Tampa is
Shit you go to Bucs games here and people are wearing jerseys for teams that aren't even playing.
>>67564930
no worries my man we good
jason x on spike
remake of nightmare on elm street on syfy
what should i watch?
>>67565091
is jason x any good I saw it was on after freddy vs jason
>>67565091
remake is better for the so-bad-its-good factor
>>67565052
Might have been a restricted section so they wore a Lightning shirt until they got to their seat.
>>67565169
dude behind her has a blackcocks jersey on.
oh shit is that guy from the matrix in jason x?
>>67565213
the black guy? no
Friendly reminder that this guy is the only reason why Tampa Bay is any good
>>67565234
no the guy that killed a few people and had a goatee
>>67565277
I think they have a whole lot more going than just that based beautiful man
>>67565277
I kind of like it that way. You rarely hear about elite GM's and how big of a role a GM can play. Yzermam proving the GM position can't be overlooked.
>>67565277
Friendly reminder that Detoilet will NEVER EVER get him back
>>67565285
you mean the guy that eats the steak in the matrix? because also no. this is not going very well I'm just going to say no none of these people were in the matrix
damn that cgi was legit
>>67554355
FUCK
>>67565332
yea i thought he was the guy in the bandana with the mustache
IT'S HAPPENING
>>67565404
nah I just IMDB'd them. the asian guy from earlier has the lizzie mcguire movie listed under his known for roles though lel
>>67564302
Cup final: No yankee teams
>Blues/Bolts
>>67565511
Boner mode
best death so far is that fat guy
GIDDY UP
is it really cold in finland?
>>67565686
nah its like the iceland and greenland thing its really warm there
>>67565698
43 degrees in iceland and 39 degrees in greenland
thats pretty cold when its 75 degrees here at 1:39am
>>67565719
but iceland is green and greenland is ice was my point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJ-RPOgS1E
USA USA USA USA USA USA
someone pronounce that weird o and a that scandinavians say
>>67565800
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NhNtgXFDub
these friday 13th movies are awful
why are they so famous?
>>67565829
I don't like horror movies so I don't know. This one doesn't count though
What the fuck is with these meme playoffs?
>>67565829
watch sicario, i just watched it, it was dank/memes
>>67565967
that shit came out last year why are you so slow
>>67565974
I don't watch movies when they come out, I like to wait a while.
i just threw 11 beer cans into my neighbors backyard
ask me anything
>>67566023
why not
>>67566026
are you the guy that woke up their dog around this time last night?
>>67566034
yea im gonna go bang my baseball bat on their shed in 20 minutes to wake them up again
>>67566034
I like having everything spoiled for me by /tv/ accidentally
FIRST HE POOPS HIS PANTS
NOW PULLS A GROIN
AHAHAHAHAHA LELMAO AHAHAHAHAHA LELMAO AHAHAHAHAHA LELMAO AHAHAHAHAHA LELMAO AHAHAHAHAHA LELMAO AHAHAHAHAHA LELMAO AHAHAHAHAHA LELMAO AHAHAHAHAHA LELMAO AHAHAHAHAHA LELMAO AHAHAHAHAHA LELMAO AHAHAHAHAHA LELMAO AHAHAHAHAHA LELMAO AHAHAHAHAHA LELMAO AHAHAHAHAHA LELMAO AHAHAHAHAHA LELMAO AHAHAHAHAHA LELMAO
hey /hoc/ is it too late for
>rags
?
>>67566042
how come you don't like them?
>>67566043
I'm gonna watch rudderless now which is from 2 years ago so you win. looks pretty good
>>67566051
yes
>pongs
>P0NGS
yfw Lundqvist to Dallas
>>67566042
You are truly a meme machine
>>67566048
>vasy still memes on them
> Finnish """""""goal tending"""""""""
Herro where be /iihf/
>stammer dead
>stralman dead
>bishop dead
>Johnson momentarily dead
>still a couple AHL defenseman
>won the game and looked in control for the majority of it
Is Tampa legit or just beyond the best memers in the league
>>67556116
Ok what the fuck is this comic from? I have seen so many dumb revisions of this thing.
>Bishop dead in game one
Top lel
>>67566467
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2891
>>67566415
Pretty sure they're just the biggest memesters in the East desu.
Look what happened when they actually made the SCF. They got blown the fuck out.
So Callahan is definitely getting a long, drawn out suspension right?
Like the NHL can't possibly ignore THAT.
>>67566530
That's only because bishop (ironically) hurt himself. Vasy has more experience now and the kids on the tram have developed more. I think they'll still be a threat. If they can beat the pens I think they can beat the blues or definitely the Sharks
>>67566537
They got a 5 minute powerplay out of it. It wasn't that bad.
>>67566537
It's not any worse than anything Letang has done. 1 game max if anything
>>67566573
>Eblow straight to the head
>Wasn't even moving or responsive
>Not that bad
Uh what. You some faggot Devils fan who thought Scott Stevens hockey was actual hockey?
>>67566594
>>67566594
>>67566594
New
>>67566537
My unbiased opinion: no suspension
>>67566588
Letang put himself in a dangerous position with clear intent to goad a penalty and dove, flopped and acted like Crosby taught him.
>>67566598
Nah, the new one is hours old:
>>67552798
>>67552798
>>67552798
walkcunt on suicide watch
