/hoc/ CF edition
Blues vs Sharks
Blots vs Pens
>Shorks >Rags >finnish goaltending
>>67550640
its lit
>>67552738
LA:Darryl Sutter signs extension with the Kings
LA:Report: Darryl Sutter to re-sign with Kings
NJ:Cory Schneider has core muscle surgery
STL:Paul Stastny gets three points in Blues' rout
TB:Steven Stamkos remains status quo
WAS:Alex Ovechkin will play in 2016 WHC
PIT:Bonino scores OT winner, Pens eliminate Caps
DAL:Seguin practices, still not ready to play
NYI:Report: Travis Hamonic rescinds trade request
NYI:Kyle Okposo open to coming back to Isles
NAS:Pekka Rinne gets a little help from teammates
SJ:Logan Couture lights lamp in loss to Preds
4th for superior American Goaltending
>>67552836
5th for Canadian Moooooose
tfw no san diego gf
>>67552848
why's he called Moose?
2nd for Bill
>>67552860
Boudreau?
>>67552836
Why is he so perfect bros
>>67552862
A family friend with the nickname he knew died his Freshmen year of college so he always puts a Moose on the back of his helmet.
>>67552885
Cute piggy
>>67552885
Lmao look at that twerkking pig
>>67552885
Why is that pupper scratching his butt like that?
>>67552885
why is she so perfect lads
>>67552897
Holy shit no one cares
>>67552898
Because he's a big guy
>>67552885
Piggy wiggy
>>67552933
Can I move in with you?
>>67552912
is that the whole story?
I thought it was because he's an expert moose caller (which he is apparently)
24th for USA
>>67552960
His friend who died was a champion moose caller.
>>67552923
>pupper
Fucking idiot
>>67552885
Because of that Pig movie i will always have a weak spot for these cute things.
>>67552985
>not wanting a kings/bolts gf
>>67552978
right
>Elliott was taught the art of moose calling by the late Owen Scott, a champion moose caller. He paid tribute to Scott with a moose painted on the back of his goaltender mask.
>>67552954
If you're okay with moving to Montana and squealing like a pig, sure
>>67553010
It looks like she's eating a plate of garbage.
This is probably the worst year in Stabley Cup playoffs history. Literally a bunch of meme teams meming their way to the cup. None of these teams deserve to be in the conference finals.
>>67553032
If you live in Great Falls I'd be down. My uncles a doctor there
>>67553055
Memehawks and craps fan spotted
>>67553055
>deserve
Get the fuck out of here you dirty foreigner what do you know about hockey?
>>67553055
the kings were a mem team with a bunch of dirty hitting goons
more like armemeia lol
>>67553082
I don't, thank God. Fuck that shithole.
>>67553010
Jesus. I'm a burgerlandian and this disgusts me.
>>67553114
JEJ
>>67553055
>deserve
You know literally nothing about hockey. Get the fuck out. Do not come back
>>67553122
get the fuck out of my country you commie
http://www.strawpoll.me/10202738
http://www.strawpoll.me/10202738
http://www.strawpoll.me/10202738
Important!
>mfw all these newfags fell for the b8
:D kek
>>67553082
Great falls blows dick
>>67553221
Anon why do you have a picture of my gf?
>>67553055
I thought best of 7 allowed the better teams to win?
All 4 teams have won 2 best of sevens, who would be more deserving?
>>67553164
>>67553010
>"burrito"
>No soft shell or what we call them in Minnesota: Mexican lefse
What is this?
>>67553115
But my grandma there probably has room in her basement. A bunch of my grandpa's old shotguns are down there for whenever you inevitably want to off yourself
>>67553264
Shut the fuck up chubbs nobody says that
>>67553254
That's a 16 year old whore that fucked some nig athlete but got famous for trashy pics I think. Idk I liked her jean shorts
>>67553286
Uncultured detected. Go back to your Whoppers and Family Guy
How do you fix the cannucks
>>67553347
reseoB kcorB
>>67553347
>filename
How do I fix my sides
>>67553339
>roseau fag calling others uncultured
O im laffin
>>67553347
Relocate
>>67553264
I would literally kick your ass if I heard you say that
Of the 7 times the penguins have faced bishop, they've chased him 3 of those times.
you have no power here ben bishop.
>>67553412
"Let me tell you about all of my culture"
t. anon in some cookie cutter suburb in a house unrecognizable to his neighbors except for the numbers on the mailbox
>>67553439
I'm pretty quick, I don't think you could catch me
>>67553467
>regular season matters
>>67553347
tbph I would. But only if I could go bareback and nut inside
>>67553520
sure did for all canadian teams
>>67553494
Nope good try though, my suburb is pretty nice. Lemme do you
>I'm "cultured" despite my town being in bum fuck nowhere and having <1500 people
Top jejej, bet you haven't even travelled the world fag
how do i get rid of my big belly
>>67553553
Upvoted. I'll sending you gold as we speak.
>>67553467
So vasy wins the 4 while bishop loses 3
>>67553578
30 minute cardio and 4x8 situps with weights every day until you are happy
Who is the NHL 2017 cover?
>>67553578
Be poor. When you start eating a can of green beans for dinner the weight flies off
>>67551945
When your only right side shot option is Mark Fayne it makes a huge difference. Especially when all of your best playmakers (McDavid, Hall & Nugent-Hopkins) are left handed.
i feel like drinking 700ml of vodka a day is starting to fuck with my health
boogaard died 5 years ago today
>>67552801
>core muscle surgery on a hockey player
Schneider's career is over
>tfw when your team is the unstoppable villain that will eventually triumph and theres nothing any team can do about it, and all of /hoc/ will just have to accept it, like watching their girl get fucked by a black dude, and loving it, while they're strapped to a chair watching.
muahahahahaha. please, let me hear more about how ben bishop will stop us, so when he gets fukn rekt i can get hard at the thought of you fags wondering what went wrong.
>>67552785
lmao fluffy cow
>>67553629
Such is the life of all >rags
>>67553621
Now way man, it's gotta be something else
>>67553578
Do stuff until you start sweating
When did /hoc/ transition from shitting on the leafs all day to shitting on the rags all day? I've been away for awhile
>>67553621
>leaving 50ml in teh bottle
what are you, some kind of puss?
>>67553629
I read the book about him
f
>>67553704
>rags
>>67553704
Laffs are too shit. Just beating a dead horse.
Once they win 35 games we'll laffs post again
>>67553639
>Pens think they are the underdog everyone hates
Oh I am laffin
>>67552836
>>67552848
The best goalie left in the playoffs is Reimer. Bishop is a pads babby, Elliott Jones flies all over his crease like a retard and gets out of position, and Murray is a meme
>>67552862
Because he's on the loose
choose one hoc
>>67553629
Wow I did not even know
>died from drug overdose
Uh
>>67553827
the ghoul in the back
>rooting against these guys
do you guys hate puppies or something?
>>67553827
Girl to the left of the black girl
>>67553775
no i dont think we're the underdogs. I think we're the favorites. and there aint gonna be no cinderella stories this year buddy boy muahahaha
>>67553858
>wanting to awaken your inner furry
furpuck
>mcw bishop gets fukn rekt near me
>>67553856
my man
>>67553858
>Sorry anon we sold your seats to this gentleman
What do you do?
>>67554001
das gay
reminder
>487 posts
>3 posters
>>67552738
>drawing a shark choking in ms paint (pretty good art btw)
where do you guys get the energy to troll? seems like a waste of effort and time
>>67554089
look at this lifelong hockey fan lol
>>67554121
time isn't really an object to neets
>>67554167
t. neetherlands
>>67554121
I can't speak for OP or anyone else but I work a desk job and have a lot of down time
>>67554196
that makes perfect sense, dont know why that didnt occur to me
Who's your favorite Kazakh giving it all for his country and why is it Dustin Boyd?
>>67552977
>there actually is a woman's team
>called
>CONNECTICUT WHALE
>Fizzleland
>>67554261
lol look at that smiling whale
>>67554261
>>67554313
the smile is also a hockey stick
>>67554224
Cam barker will be the GOAT Kazakh next year
>anon can i wear this to the hockey game?
>>67554379
Absolutely not you fucking gook skank
>>67553629
RIP BOOGEYMAN
>>67554379
Nope, guess you'll have to watch it at my place.
>>67554355
whoa
Is there a team in a worse position than the Minnesota Wild?
>Soft 30+ winger with a career ending back injury signed at top line money for the next decade
>Incredibly overrated locker room cancer defenseman signed at an even worse contract for the next decade
>soft autist who can't speak English as a captain
>doofus goalie who was signed after 5 months of good play, has regressed at an alarming rate and isn't even starter quality any more
>team is so cancerous they ran their excellent defensive minded coach out of town and hired a guy that couldn't win with prime ovechkin and couldn't win with getzlaf perry and Kesler
>fanbase that booed them off the ice in the playoffs
>management that relies on an IRL meme "the state of hockey" to pander to idiots and sell tickets
>worst logo in professional sports. A fucking bear made of trees
So, can anyone think of a team in a worse position?
>>67553827
>one
>>67554379
Sure, I don't care. As long as I get to cum in you before and after.
>>67554499
Guffaw direct your gaze at these little porkers
>>67554089
>Stamkos had 1G and 4A in those three games
I'm sure that's going to happen again
>>67554089
fuck off retard these regular season meetings mean nothing.
We had Stamkos and Stralman in those games and I'm pretty sure Crosby was out for at least one of those games maybe two. I think Malkin was out during at least one as well.
>>67554695
not to mention
>no malkin
>no bonino
fuck why are you retards in a thread with no subject? bunch of fucking faggots don't know how to make threads
>>67554796
What? The subject is hockey you ass blasted homo.
>>67554796
Spotted the retard that tried to make his own thread
>>67554836
TELL ME ABOUT BISHOP, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
Who are you cheering for boys? Report in.
>>67554879
To protect his face from the puck
>>67554879
Meme magic strikes again
>>67554796
>what is ctrl+f
Go drink some bleach dipshit
>>67554979
>ctrl+f
look how new this chicago fag is
>tfw we have the biggest guy in the league
>>67554472
durricanes
>>67554472
Top Laffs
>>67555007
>we
Stl for the cup
where my avs gone?
>>67554499
piggle wiggle
>>67554472
are you going to post this everyday? we'll keep saying canucks and rags
>>67555111
czech'd
>>67555068
>wuz giants n shiet
>>67555072
N-next year is ours la
>>67555226
we need a new GOAT
>>67554379
>black and yellow to a Pens game
Looks good to me.
>>67555304
>>67555350
>>67555350
>>67555360
Do you have your Bills prepared blood?
>>67555316
Underrated desu
FUCK I didn't get the janitor job again
How the fuck am I supposed to pay my bills
>>67555474
Here, have this Bill
>>67555285
Did she died?
>>67555491
>>67555285
That was a stupid idea to begin with, I'm surprised it didn't knock out her teeth. Stupid ass kids.
>>67555285
I feel like that would be a lot more painful than her reaction.
>>67555547
Too much boobs
>>67555547
w-wheres the milk
>>67555587
Kippers is a strong womyn
>>67555612
>too much boobs
>>67555547
Did this bitch cut the top of the pizza and not the crust? What is this nonsense
>>67555547
>no oven mitt
>Finnish pizza holding
>>67555612
Found the pedosota fan
>>67555633
She's a joo, her hand is covered in scales
>>67555622
Right here silly!
>>67555699
No proofs
>>67552836
Literally a size and defense baby. Gonna get lit up by a speedy and skilled team Pittsburgh
>>67555822
>defense babby
M8
>>67555822
>Amerifat hockey knowledge
>>67554733
The lines got scrambled and the Pens have been on an absolute tear since March (we last played them in Feb.). Please let this regular season meme die
New meme.
Give me your score predictions for tonight
>final score
>first goal
>GWG
>>67556116
>final score
BILL
>first goal
BILL
>GWG
BILL
>>67556116
4-1 pens
kucherov
Letang
>>67556116
3-2 pens
Crosby
Letang
>>67556116
5-0 Pens Bill 1st goL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orZwIDDKvlQ
post anything bill related
>>67556116
Pens
4-2 Crosby, Napkins, Letang, Bill
>>67556310
no bully bill
>>67556186
>>67556189
>>67556213
>>67556322
Triggered sunbelt "fans" in 3-2-
>>67556310
Here is my favorite Bill
>>67556410
its literally a reddit meme
>>67556116
3-1 bolts
Bill first
Johnson gwg
>>67556385
Are you seriously gonna argue with dubs? They have spoken.
>>67556310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yusSgJnaIUM
>>67556477
Yes they have
>>67556477
You mean these dubs>>67556322?
>>67556667
Yes
>all this overwhelming prediction of a win for the pens
Is Tampa actually that shit compared to them? I mean I know their opponents have been weak as fuck so far, but they aren't going to get totally dominated are they?
>>67556815
Tampa has been underwhelming and has at times looked terrible against bad opponents
But it's more about how incredible Pitt has been in the last 5 months
>>67556815
No people are just really overestimating the pens for playing slightly but not much better teams
>>67556988
>rags and caps are "slightly" better than the red wings and fucking islanders
Jesus Christ this Tampa delusion
>>67556815
of course not. It's just memeing retards on /hoc/ hat are in a perpetual state of anger towards sandiwches. The series will be very close and can go either way.
>>67557004
Obviously the Capitals are good but yes the >rags were every bit as bad as Detoilet and the Islanders.
>>67557004
Wings are the worst team to make the playoffs and isles dominated Tampa at times, they needed a few OT goals to beat them, series should have been much closer
Tampa is going to get exposed hard
>>67557057
I hope they do. Tired of these Tampa shitposters who's greatest meme is a sandwich kek
At least the pongs have BILL and superior Russian Malkin
>>67557119
Malkin is too good for this world
>>67557119
Yeah lgbtning fans are the worst on the board. At least other teams fans can offer basic insight into the game, Tampa queers only spout memes and shitpost because they don't know the first thing about the sport
>tfw sleepy
>tfw might miss the start of the 3rd round today
>>67557047
>caps
>good
>>67557057
The flyers were the worst followed by Detroit
>Tranpa Jay LBGTning
completely delusional desu
>>67557119
>bill
>funny
Wow a fat guy what a meme. May as well watch family guy during the intermission
>>67557276
Nah detoilet was
They literally only made because of an incredible collapse by Boston
>>67557325
The early seasons were ok/funny but now it's just kinda annoying
>>67557331
They were both incredible trash but the flyers were nowhere near playoff ready. They should have been swept until their goalie went complete meme mode
>>67557302
>buttcrumpled
>at Bill
>>67556116
3-2 for bolts
Malkin
Kucherov
>>67556116
4 - 1 pens
cullen
malkin
Worst fucking playoffs ever
>le super fast 3 good lines leagues wonderchild and rookie goalie team
>le tall goalie and haha sandwiches are so funny team
>le can't sell half their playoff tickets and OMG so power play choking team
>le shitty "elite" goalie took 7 games to get through awful defense and finnish goaltending goon team
Should be chicago la new york and boston.
Fuck this gay sport
>>67557464
>mad at sandwich
>>67557464
>liking meme teams
>rags
>>67557464
Putting this much effort into shitty b8
Go make some friends or something
>>67555285
>>67557464
Kek look at how salty this pathetic Hawksfag is
>>67557464
>should be
Welcome to sports anon. Games are played to determine who wins. Reality TV might be more your style.
>>67557464
>butthurt new yorker mad at BILL
It's OK, it will all be over soon
>>67557464
>the playoffs would be better with crappy teams
Now this is shitposting.
>>67557464
I know this is bait but
>Should be the same teams every year!
>Should be
>Should
Sorry bud Chicago isn't gonna make it past the 1st round again for a long time
>>67557464
This brings up a good point though
How exposed are the sharks going to be when they play a disciplined team that doesn't feed them power plays? Or when they go up against Pitt who has the advantage in refpuck?
>>67557631
Anyone who's smart knows they will lose to Stl in 6.
>>67557464
(you)
>>67557631
>Pittsburgh, let alone them beating the blues
>>67557631
>advantage in refpuck
>unironically got so many penalties the craps nearly made a game 7
When will this shit meme end?
>>67557717
>>67557717
>>67557717
game 1 bolts and pens
>>67557464
desu it got boring after the 1st roundo
>>67557746
>boring
>multiple teams could get their first Cup
Please just kill yourself
>>67557786
yeah, and carolina was a fun team to watch
blues vs. hawks was the BEST series this playoffs, bar none
>>67557631
Teams commit an average of about 3 minors per game, even if a team commits 2, over a 7 game series that's probably 4 or 5 goals for the sharks.
And you make it sound like they're shit 5 on 5, which just isn't the case.
>>67557816
>teams
Why dont you talk about the team the Sharks are playing? The Blues barely ever let up penalties and it certainly isn't one a game. Also they have one of the best PKs in the league.
>>67557815
You clearly didn't watch shorks kings or Isles blots
>>67558118
>5 games
>good
Sure, a short series can be meme-worthy and entertaining but in terms of quality they don't come close to a 7 game series
>>67557464
kikes,niggers.beaners, and potatoniggers on suicide watch
Who will be the Brodeur/Roy of this generation?
>>67557958
Blues have taken 39 minors in 14 games, allowing goals on 8 so I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. They actually have the worst PK% of all the cf teams.
>>67558118
Sharks outplayed the Kings pretty completely, that wasn't a very good series at all.
>>67558227
The 2nd/3rd best goalies of the generation?
Filppula vs Määttä
Donskoi vs Lehterä
the can be only one winner from each pair.
>>67558168
>>67558266
It was great watching the Sharks singlehandedly ruin the hockey market in LA for the next 10 years
>>67558337
DONSKOI
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K
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>>67558337
donskoi desu
>>67558367
>>67558394
it would be pretty epic that sjs who is known to choke toul not schoke as soon as they got finnish foward. Though the same applies to Blues and Lehterä.
>>67558245
R E G U L A R
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>>67558429
donskoi for the OT winner in game 7 for the cup CAP THIS
>>67558429
holy fuck my writing. I think it's time to go to bed.
>>67558429
No it wouldn't. California is the worst state right behind Texas. They have meme fans who don't even pay attention til the playoffs.
>>67558452
All those stats are playoffs m8
Or are you actually suggesting using regular season stats?
>>67558476
You lost cletus/chiraq, get over it
>>67558479
look at the way he posted. you should ignore those people.
>>67558538
>meth
Not even once?
>>67558500
Kek we will see. Chiraq and Dullass said the same thing. San Jose has only faced soft ass teams so far. Meanwhile the Blues beat last years Cup champs and the team that scored the most goals and was the best in the league this year.
I seriously don't know where you people are getting your confidence from cause it is not from a source of reason.
