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Next matchday:
05.14.2016 03:30pm CEST
Werder Bremenn: Eintracht Frankfurt
SV Darmstadt 98 : Borussia Mönchengladbach
Bayern München : Hannover 96
1. FSV Mainz 05 : Hertha BSC
Bayer 04 Leverkusen : FC Ingolstadt 04
Borussia Dortmund : 1. FC Köln
VfL Wolfsburg : VfB Stuttgart
FC Augsburg : Hamburger SV
1899 Hoffenheim : FC Schalke 04
Good morning.
>>67545051
thanks for stopping by
Who /Red Bull Ultra/ here?
Dembele to Dortmund confirmed.
15M€ + possible 37M boni.
>>67545327
any word on what triggers the bonus(es)?
Who would win between RBNY and RB Leipzig?
More like... Dumbele
>>67545381
maybe they'll play in an offseason soon now leipzig are relevant
Good morning, bundesliga.
}Good morning
Good OP btw
>}
don't hack me pls
>>67545734
would have been better if i had noticed the ameridate and the 03pm
>>67545851
+bundes
Then it would have bee great
>>67545851
Fuck off you retarded plastic fan. Stop shitting up our thread.
>>67545942
>shitting up bundes
imagine i'm wearing a very smug smirk
stop bullying the kiwis germany.
>de gay
Rode to BMG when
Gesäßabdruck von Götze zu tief: FC Bayern muss Auswechselbank erneuern
http://www.der-postillon.com/2016/05/auswechselbank-bayern.html
>>67546996
ehehehe
>Steht bei Gladbach-Torwart Yann Sommer ein Umzug auf die Insel an? Mehrere Medien berichten, dass Manchester City Interesse an dem 27-Jährigen bekundet haben soll. Sommer hat zwar bei den Fohlen noch einen Vertrag bis 2019, sagte aber gegenüber der BILD: „Man hört sich alles an. (...) Wenn wirklich ein Verein kommt, der für einen Spieler von Borussia ein tolles Angebot macht, wird Gladbach nicht einfach Nein sagen. Das ist Fußball.“
>BVB-Boss Hans-Joachim Watzke: „Es gibt zwei Modelle, die mit Ilkay schon lange besprochen sind. Entweder er wechselt. Oder er bleibt und verlängert. Dann aber langfristig.“ Nach Gündogans schweren Knieverletzung rückte ein Wechsel zu Manchester City wieder in den Hintergrund
>Mirko Slomka ist als neuer Trainer bei 1860 München im Gespräch. Die BILD berichtet, dass sich Löwen-Sportchef Oliver Kreuzer bereits mit dem ehemaligen HSV-Coach getroffen haben soll
>>67545381
RB Leipzig could easily finish midtable in bundes with this squad. I don't know about RBNY and the MLS level
cute
>>67547523
>RB Leipzig could easily finish midtable in bundes
>yet barely able to beat shitty 2nd league teams
Oh frenchie just shut the fuck up.
>>67547621
>jumping higher than necessary
>>67547621
from 6th placed bundes to last placed dritte is basically the same quality
>>67547621
they are aiming for the surprise effect and don't try to overachieve in 2 liga
>>67547657
this is true
>>67547621
vs Freiburg 1:1 and 1:2
vs Nürnberg 3:2 and 1:3
vs St.Pauli 0:1 and 0:1
just one win (nürnberg got a red card in the 7th minute) against the top 3
has a reserve team ever made it to 2.bundes?
>>67547738
Dortmund and Bayern are both in 1Bundes
Ingolstadt
>>67547738
I think they aren't "allowed" to get promoted to the 2. Buli.
>>67547738
Literally impossible.
And if the question is "did a reserve team ever manage to finish in a promotion spot they couldn't use", then maybe. Not since the start of the 3. Liga at least.
>>67547748
wew
>>67547757
ah you're right
>Hertha II made the final of the pokal in 1993
kek
>>67547777
Just checked to make sure, Bayern II (who else) ended up champions of the RL Süd in 2003-04 which would have seen them promote to 2. Buli if they weren't a reserve side. They were 9 points ahead of second place Erfurt.
>>67547738
and lets say bremen reserve plays in the 3rd bundes and bremen get relegated from 1st bundes to 2nd bundes, bremen reserve is not allowed to play in the 3rd bundes next season.
>>67547811
I had no idea the 3.liga was so young
Terry has signed a new contract with Chelsea. Tough luck, Bayern!
>>67545461
She looks like a young Julie Skyhigh
>>67547738
The RB Leipzig reserve team is playing 1. bundes in Austria.
Be right back grocery shopping
>>67548243
I wonder if they rank higher in the minds of Red Bull than New York or not.
>11 years old
>dirtmund
>>67548341
m-maybe it's just a bad picture
>>67548282
Red Bull is Austrian, so Salzburg is probably the one they like most. But Austrian Bundesliga is really weak, so RB Salzburg is as good as it gets there. They probably prefer Leipzig as the German Bundesliga offers a better platform. And RB New York has a huge potential if Americans start getting interested into soccer. That's why I think Salzburg ranks the lowest, even though it's a matter of heart for them.
>>67548341
They literally cant keep getting away with this, it's 2016!
Kek... I know a dentist who has to work with refugees from time to time and he said they all say they're teenagers, yet their teeth clearly show they're adults.
>>67548341
we'll finally have a chance to win the U17 World Cup against Nigeria
>>67548341
W-who is this?
Is Großkreutz the biggest JUST story in recent football?
>Have several great seasons with your big hometown club that you supported since you were a child.
>Be in the german squad that won the World Cup 2014.
>However, you're now very injury-prone, miss half of the season after the World Cup.
>New coach comes in and degrades you to the amateur team.
>Decide to switch clubs and go to Turkey.
>Transfer doesn't go through because your new club is too incompetent to submit documents on time.
>Spend half a year in limbo, can't play for eihter your old or new club.
>Turns out you hate it in Turkey and want to go back to Germany as soon as possible.
>Find a decent mid-table club who will take you, be happy for a few months.
>At the end of the season your new club falls apart, you are now relegated.
>Go from World Cup win, German Championship and CL Final to a second-tier club in just 3 years.
>>67548569
http://www.bild.de/sport/fussball/st-pauli/jetzt-spricht-papa-wunderkind-45009176.bild.html
Yes, I mean, he pissed in a hotel lobby and threw Kebab people on a night out. Seriously, what did you expect?
Returned
>>67548795
'ello
>>67548832
Hey
>>67548838
morning
>>67549070
Good morning
>>67549073
hey
>>67549172
Yes hi
>>67548594
It says he's 12 there. How has he gotten younger in the last 2 months? How is anyone believing he's 12 in the first place? What the fuck is going on?
>mfw Champions League
>meanwhile in Köln
>>67549267
he's never ever under 19 years old
>>67549202
kek I thought the original poster had just fucked up not the real guy.
>>67549293
He coaches the under 19 team. He himself isn't under 19 years of age
>>67549371
hmmmmmmm.
>>67549228
are you a Bayer or Möchen customer?
>>67549422
>that flag
>calling others customer
Lmao
>>67549623
everyone's a customer
>Javi Martínez will never be good at headers
>9 Brazil
>captain minge
>>67550014
SHOW US YOUR MINGE, SHOW US WHERE YOU PISS FROM
The lack of Denmark is really hurting this thread
>>67550093
No, Denmark should die in a fire.
>>67550093
The lack of anything to talk about is hurting this thread
>>67549981
>Frauenfußball
>>67550093
this
how will man city even meet their home grown quota next year lmao
>>67550188
>one of the worst posters likes the worst poster
And no one is surprised.
I will slice the pineapple on monday
>>67550191
thinking about it like a foreign cap (of 17) rather than a quota makes more sense. they don't have to fill all the home grown spots
>>67550292
Maybe there is a legal issue. Denmark would know.
Good goal Brazil!
y-you too
Who /beer/ here?
>>67550367
not me anymore
my fav beer was a german beer
/trans/ is coming desu
Can they save Wolfsburg?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OSat6az4nw0
>>67550340
what are you talking about?
>>67550417
Misread your post I guess.
>>67550479
I probably wrote it poorly. I was never any good in English
>>67545179
not ultra but /lifelong/
i'm from salzburg btw
>>67550413
they should buy götze tbqf
Sorry but I can't post today and maybe tomorrow, visiting my parents.
>>67550413
There are a bunch of confirmed transfers. /trans/ is already here desu.
>>67550902
Okay
>>67550915
I can only think of 3
ein kleine tip mein freunde droge nach 1 Enthaltsamkeitsjahr zurückzunehmen, ist keine gute sache aua aua aua aua mein leiche
>>67550982
Sanches and Hummels to Bayern, Merino and Dembele to Dortmund, Strobl to BMG, Da Costa and Meffert to Leverkusen.
>>67551016
The comma always gets me
>>67551035
I HATE that it's Sanches and not Sanchez
>>67551086
It's like Fernandez and Fernandes. The Portuguese hate the letter z apparently.
>>67551086
I LOVE that a black guy looking like a GBE memeber gets at bayern. Hate Alaba he looks like a puff who would listen to drake
Almost certain that I saw James "AC Jimbo" Richardson earlier today in Copenhagen
How long until Hansa Rostock lifts the bundesliga trophy?
>>67551147
Oh France
>>67551176
approximately 438 years
I just successfully implemented a feature one of the most respected developers on Reddit deemed "impossible".
>>67551301
>python
Yeah whatever babby
>its a computer illiterate greentexting random tech words episode
c#
>>67545327
cool
>>67545381
I think leipzig
>>67551346
Looks like I hit the nail on the head.
>[programming language]
haha you noob ;P
>>67551383
Looks like i called you out.
>>67551176
>another hansa rostock fan
>>67550966
Thanks
>>67551176
>>67551512
Fuck off Nazis
>>67551512
/lifelong/ here, always play with them in Football Manager, Stefan.
>>67551599
t. dortmund fan
what does "t." stand for.
>>67551420
>python
>programming language
Close your VTech laptop and go to bed, Jan-Ole-Henrik
>>67551645
Weren't you literally the only person in this ITT thread to ever mention Python?
Besides that, good job on some more senseless meme arrows.
>>67551639
Short for "terveiset" in the finnish language
>[programming language]
>programming language
haha you noob ;P
new bvb home trikot
Why is roasting neinhold so damn easy?
>>67551712
why is there a hole where his chest should be.
Did you learn anything in the past few days?
I can't tell who is Neinhold anymore.
>>67551739
I learned how to implement a feature one of the most respected developers on Reddit deemed "impossible".
What did you wear to bed last night?
>>67551773
I don't understand what you are expressing but okay
>>67551785
Pyjamas but i removed my pants and underpants in the middle of the night while sleeping as i always do.
>>67551739
I learned that neinhold is extremely gullible... told him on Reddit that it's impossible to implement fizzbuzz in Python...
I enjoy reading this thread just to see all the Good Mornings and imagine they're said to me :)
>>67551814
Okay
>>67551818
I don't believe you
>>67551826
Why imagine when it can become reality
>>67551818
how red is your face right now
>>67551847
I treated my face with a mix of almond and ricinus oil plus salt, to peel off all the dead cops on my face so I don't have a red face tomorrow but also cleaner pores
There are three people arguing in this thread and they are all Neinhold.
t. Neinhold
>>67551884
why do you have dead policemen on your face.
>friday evening
>only the most autistic bundes poster here
its bundes at its best iyam (if you ask me)
>>67545376
Not getting sold to Bayern after 3 years
>>67551935
Thanks for the snicker
>>67550374
Okay
>>67551301
and which feature would that be, Tobi
Please respond >>67551785
>>67551712
Nice. Puma have gotten their s**t together recently
>>67551785
Shorts
slüt
>>67552105
Yes
>>67551785
i slept naked
>hummels going to exposed as a fraud at Bayern just like Götze
>gladbach selling Xhaka to arsescucks, Harvard and sommer also leaving for eplel money
>dirtmund relying on a meme 18 year old and a soon to be injured Weigl
>Schalke strengthening and a young core of goats and an elite captain and defender to lead them to war
>neverkusen
Ha hahahahahaha 70 points for Schalke next season is the minimum
>>67552164
Same
>>67552167
This summer and next season are going to be just fine
>>67552167
no chance
>>67552196
For Schalke IG definitely will. Sane and Meyer are loyal as fuck not snakes in the grass
>>67552321
Sane won't be loyal at all.
>>67552167
Weigl is unbreakable, m8. Also they're not relying on Dembele, not next season at least.
And Gladbach would probably replace Xhaka with Rode, they've already got Strobl to replace Nordtveit. Blick have said there's not been any contact between Sommer and City.
Why would City buy Sommer. They already have one of the three best goalkeepers in the world.
>>67552432
Pep likes his goalies to be able to work with their feet. Which Hart really can't. At least I'm guessing that's why they'd want Sommer.
>>67552167
This isn't even bait.
>Joe Fart
>Joe Fart
Doubt this club all you want, but Schalke is on the rise. We're just one pacebabby striker away from elite
>>67552405
Weigl is a twig and Dortmund don't know how to keep players fit
>>67552401
Sane loves Schalke and will always be a Schalke lad, we'd only sell him because Horst is a greedy fucktard.
>>67552432
Because muh competition
>>67552321
This is shitposting at his best. Sane wanted to leave but it didn't work out.
>>67552547
70 points is very reasonable for Schalke. I'm not deluded enough to think we'll win the title though
>>67552567
>We
>That flag
Fuck off back to the epl thread you retarded fag.
>>67552567
Horst is gone fäm
The MASSIVE just got robbed against Brighton & Hove Albion.
I'm watching.
Do bayern even plan with dedstuber anymore? Hummels and him have a quite similar playing style with the difference that Hummels isn't permacrocked.
>>67552567
>Dortmund don't know how to keep players fit
They've been doing a pretty good job of it since Tuchel came in, and brought in a new fitness coach, changed their nutrition, and made some changes to the medical staff.
>>67552639
Same. I'm unsure on the modern offsides rule. Was that a different phase of play after the bounce/flick on?
>>67552616
My dad is a huge Schalke fan, sadly my lazy ass didn't care about learning German. That shit is wayyyy too hard.
>tfw my mom doesn't make spätzle with curry and sausage anymore because I was getting fat
>>67552657
He'll come to Schalke where we don't use an over the hill hack as our head physio
"getting" yeah
>>67552719
>anyone
>going to schalke
>haha funny
>lol
Haha I LOVE Borussia.
Now guess which one lol
>>67552763
neunkirchen
>>67552763
gladbach?
>>67552763
Tennis Borussia Berlin
Post athletes you wish loads of health and success in their future for germany
>pic extremely related
No player deserves his luck
>>67552432
>one of the three best goalkeepers in the world
>>67552567
Tuchel is one some next level shit when it comes to control the weight-bearings of players. I mean injuries can happen, but with his training methods he knows how to minimize the risks.
>>67552686
I don't know, I'm just going with the crowd reaction
>>67552868
Wow nice reaction image
>>67552734
RUDE!
>>67552816
This
>>67552865
>wishing anything good to anyone who is affiliated with buyern
>>67552950
Kill yourself
>>67552950
He's schalke's next captain bruh
>>67552877
Man, i love Tuchel.
>>67553076
As long as they have Höwedes there is no need for a new captain. But Badstuber would suit Schalke well, provided he stays fit.
>badstuber is 27
wow
>>67553218
>provided he stays fit.
>>67553218
meant vice captain, sorry
>>67553270
Is that you in the pic
>>67553169
He's okay I guess
>>67553169
>>67552877
>muh German poop
Is he a pulisic babby?
Yes or Yes?
>>67552781
>>67552805
>>67552816
Haha all wrong! lol
>>67553319
No. As the Frankfurt game showed, he's a Weigl babby.
>>67553319
yes.
Ironically one of peps biggest weaknesses, in my opinion, is his workout control.
>>67553319
He isn't restricted as poop, he will be better than him.
Luca Beckenbauer (15 year old grandson of Franz) has gone from Bayern to Schalke.
>>67553496
seems like bayerns youth development really went to shit if they can't even keep the (talented?) offspring of the clubs biggest legend.
>>67553496
.........I don't believe you. Besides he'll probably jump ship if he turns out to be half as good as his grandpa
>>67553567
>>67553576
>Grund für den Wechsel ist demnach, dass Beckenbauer den Tod seines Vaters Stephan im vergangenen Jahr noch nicht verarbeitet habe und deshalb in einem neuen Umfeld Fuß fassen wolle. Die Wahl fiel u.a. wegen der guten Jugendarbeit auf Schalke.
>>67553496
Footballing are almost never inherited
Only in rare cases like Müller
>>67553666
hehe
>>67553626
What a pussy
>>67553666
Footballing skills*
>Luca
Ugh
>>67553666
Checked
>>67553784
Do you prefer "Jamie-Joel Pascal"?
>>67552877
that is an amazing picture
>>67552877
He is almost apologetic about having to stab his victim with a blunt javelin
>>67553626
Not sure if Gelsenkirchen is the right place to get rid of a depression
>2016
>not having a skull day in your program
Shiggy diggy
>>67554064
What do mean, brain exercises?
>>67554064
whats a skull day
>>67554064
I do
>>67554064
my program consists of dull days only
>>67554097
For example
>>67554103
Making your head grow
>>67554111
Okay
>>67554116
Okay
Is it just one shitposter or do all germans just systematically say "Okay" as their response to everything
Okay
>>67554214
Stop shitposting you dumb plastic fan.
>>67554214
k.....
>>67554156
Maths tricks. For example multiplying 2 digit numbers ending in 1.
51*31=1581
step 1 multiply the leftmost digits
5*3=15
step 2 add the left most digits
5+3=8
step 3 place the result from step 2 nest to the result from step 1
158
step 4 place 1 next to the result from step 3
1581
>>67554291
Yes. You can always feel how you make your brain work during those things. It's great
>>67554278
>Implying
I have supported Leipzig for almost my whole life la
>>67554214
S Y S T E M A T I C A L L Y
Y
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T
E
M
A
T
I
C
A
L
L
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it has literally rained for 3 days straight now
>>67554374
Which one?
>>67554652
well whats the problem
>>67554652
>>67554683
26 degrees here...
>>67554652
Okay
Night
>>67554714
don't you like the hot weather?
>>67554652
It's not improving over the weekend either.
>>67554750
good night
>>67554714
Same here, but it's getting colder over the weekend. D:
>>67554750
Night
>>67554683
my plants need sunlight
>>67554904
and with plants you mean testicles?
>>67554956
no as in "no way, how do you know?"
are you drunk?
>>67555033
>drinking alone
who would do that lol
>>67554750
night
Mang, what a shitty year for /bundes/. No champions league, no Euro league and the league was nothing but boring.
Schalke was just being Schalke, Vizekusen and VW did their think.
Just one match left, Bremen and Frankfurt. Won't even bother to watch the simulcast tmr t.b.h.
>>67555033
Postponed it until tomorrow.
>>67555436
Jetzt muss sie wohl wieder anschaffen gehen tihihihi
>>67555564
kek wat
>>67553626
What the fuck do we want a depressed trustfund babby for? Schalke's academy has wayyy higher standards than the garbage that Bayern passed off as academy products these days
i will watch eurovision tomorrow
>>67555957
see here
>>67552107
>>67557307
Why are Germans so good looking?
>>67557346
i kno rite??
Cheech and his meme magic to Buyern when.
Think about it
>Buyern finally stops being cucked by spaniards on semis
>Cheech get to win the UCL
It's a win win situation
götze is really out of shape
gute nacht
Just one moment of silence for our friends in the second bundesliga (actually, not really):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGEY1zX3JMY
draxler to buyern when?
>>67558109
>"die bank ist immer richtig warm, echt geil! komm doch auch zu uns"
>draxlers gesicht wenn
>>67558210
Good one.
>>67557865
lel
>>67552432
denmark!!!
>>67552246
you had to post this didn't you
i wrote this with my eyes closed
The pinnacle of test cricket is viewed as the leave. Every rule in the entire game is geared towards maximizing the amount of leaves that can be attempted within 5 days. Its great viewing. What a thrilling sport.
T20 is OK but I can't deal with all that hitting and running. Sometimes a whole game can pass without a single leave being attempted! Can you imagine?
I hardly ever get to sit and watch for eight minutes while a batsman takes his guard and resets six times, followed by a leave, in T20. If T20 wants to compete they need far more of it.
Also, there's far too much game time in T20. They score too many runs and go far too long without slowing the game down with leaves, forward defences and 4 sightscreen adjustments. What T20 need to do is make leaves and blocks worth more, so more time is defending and watching one guy play all day. Did you guys see the latest Durham vs Worcestershire game? 1.3 runs per over to 1.2! Worcs had no answer to Durham's tactics of leaving every ball that's not on the stumps out then asking the umpire to end play early for bad light.
Its this level of tactical sophistication that is missing in T20, where as you rightly point out, its just a bunch of athletic guys trying to score runs against each other. Yawn
> a redditor telling me to go to reddit
Marco Reus looks like a lesbian.
moin
poosters on pooicide watch
What was Effenberg's problem though?
>tfw you just woke up and it's still 7 hours until bundesliga
Just kill me
>>67554904
>be at work
>bright sunshine
>20-25 degrees celcius
>think about how my plants are literally growing right now
Sorry
>>67558014
Nacht
>>67560141
Okay
>>67565880
Morning
>>67566188
I will be sitting in a train when the matches kick off
>>67566232
>be at home
>getting darker
>23 degrees celcius
>think about how my penis is literally growing right now
not sorry
>>67566276
Good evening
>pick up a girl from a nightclub
>get to her place
>nervous as fuck
>tell her im a virgin to take off pressure
>how are you still a virgin anon?
>I never lost my virginity because I never lose
>>67566411
excuse me but losing something has a slightly different meaning so this didn't amuse me
Good night, /bundes/.
I'll wake up in time to see the matches.
>>67566427
Okay
>>67566427
Good morning to you too
>>67566443
Night
Last night a DJ saved my life, just kidding
>not toplessly listening to music and dancing through your appartment while getting things right and thinking of dead cops
where did Stranzl, Brouwers, Jantschke and Alvaro Dominguez go? are they ok with never playing?
>>67566567
Find it out for us, most of them won't. Imagine preparing a presentation day in day out and never get the chance to actually present it to others. That's how bench players feel
>>67566567
>>67566655
most of them are ded.
>>67560535
who has the time to watch a game that takes 5 days? Dont you have a job/gf/other interests?
Good morning
>inb4 neinhold talks about """implementing""" his """feature""" again
God that guy is such a pervert
>>67566694
think of it less as a sport and more as something to have on the tv in the background while you just chill
>>67566694
>tfw no gf
>>67566755
Morning
>>67566762
fuck off and take your stale meme with you
>>67566778
>>67566788
loosers...
im going out now bye
>>67566778
thats stupid
>>67566788
not aloud here
>>>/r9k/
>>67566816
Bye
The face says it all. Awful.
I bleed bavarian blood.
Hala Bayern!
>>67566821
I agree its a terrible "sport"
>>67567030
this tßh. Heja! FCB
LGTTS: NIE MEHR ZWEITE LIGA, NIE MEHR NIE MEHR!!!
>>67566694
Most people don't watch all 5 days, most people watch bits and pieces. It's literally the comfiest thing imaginable to have on TV or the radio in the background and the critical moments are engrossing.
There's literally nothing better than having your mates over on Boxing Day with the /grig/ on.
>>67566821
>thats stupid
It would be to someone who doesn't know much about the sport or have an appreciation for it. Test cricket is quite literally the most rigorous examination of technique and mental strength that there is any sport. No sport has a skill gap that even comes close to Test cricket. Cricket could catch on like wildfire in Europe, America etc and become the most popular sport overnight and all those countries would be fucking shithouse for at least the next 30 years and that's exactly what happened to every single cricket playing country.
>>67567258
Please watch our sport
AAAAHHHH I thought it was Sunday
>>67567530
looooool
Lotta fields
WERDER BREEEEEMEN
LEBENSLANG GRÜN WEIß
Gooood morning!
>>67567858
Hello to you too.
playing fate of atlantis for the first time
who /wentforaswim/ today
>>67545179
Do they get free energy drinks?
>>67557307
le choke away the CL semifinal man
>>67567886
How is it?
I'm about to go grocery shopping to have some tasty meals ready at match time.
Can't believe another season is over though, time flies.
>>67567921
the ultras?
>>67567892
in a natural body of water? Brrrrr
I went to the gym
>>67568191
fuck yeah
had about 10°C, was comfy as fuck
last november was colder I think - I thought back then that it was 10°C as well, but now it seemed more like 7-8°C
Good morning from Newport, Rhode Island
>>67553900
>It didn't have to be like this.
>I'm sorry.
>>67568189
Yeah, I assume the club pays them to look hard
>>67568211
are you a polar bear?
>>67568064
I like it apart from the midi music. It tricked me good in the introduction.
>When I was young the world was small and there was still magic in it. Every day was a week, each month a year. A season was a decade and every year a lifetime.
>Bohndesliga live today
This is gonna be good.
Especially when Eintrach loses.
Le reddit bohndesliga le
So when the season officially ends everyone here is migrating to /cric/ just like how we migrated here? Right?
>>67568340
there wont be any cricket when the season ends so there wont be a /cric/ thread tho
>>67568364
SL series begins in 5 fucking days m8
Get hype
Waiting for the taxi which will arrive in 110 minutes time. People are getting rid of their glass here
>>67568340
>when the season officially ends
Then there is the champions league final, the euro league final, the national cup finals and the Euro Cup.
Sorry m8.
>>67568400
>will arrive in 110 minutes time
Now that is one slow taxi t.b.h.
>>67568333
>hating on bohndesliga
wew lad, you have to be 18 to post here
>>67568064
What will you be cooking
>>67568400
>waiting two hours for a taxi
pls be kidding
>>67567892
me, /comfy/ af when you have to whole pool for yourself.
>>67568291
try it dude, itll only get cold if you leave the water
Execute all /Bundes/ regulars.
>>67568519
i unironically cant swim
If only I bought a crossword riddle book
>>67568494
No
Going to explore this village by foot now. Bit cold sitting on this bench
>>67568340
>watching poverty paddle
pic related is you.
>>67568291
only secretly, don't tell anyone
the morning hours are the best though, the lake is so damn silent then
>>67568519
>pool
plebeian
>>67568565
i mean schwimmbad ofc
>>67568535
its pretty comfy way to to something for your health, its never to late to learn it
>>67568555
where are you?
>>67568473
I'm your age+1
>>67568620
enjoy your chlorine desu
>>67568535
should have grown up on an island
>>67568409
But those are just general wogball things not /bundes/ specific
Please join our poomunity the more outnumbered the ausfailians are the better the threads, and most of the brits are filthy casuals
>>67569035
kys
>>67569035
>P-Please join our sport
Pathetic Kiwi.
>>67568535
Did you not learn at school?
So I walked this path and..
>>67557670
seemes really good guy desu
>>67569035
>Asking the cuck of all cuck's Germany to join you
Oh I am laffin Poo Peeland
>>67569194
Go on
..came across a leg which probably belonged to a crocodile youngling
Very "tasty" finish to the Giro stage today.
>>67568620
Pernze
>>67569250
take leg
look leg
This is really embarrassing that poo peeland has come to /bundes/.
Literally copy every single thing we do.
Good morning to the anon from Rhode Island
>>67569194
Why aren't you watching /bundes( at home? It's way more comfy.
Daniele Bennati: @Benna80 La mamma dei CRETINI è sempre incinta ..... #senzaparole
>>67569389
I should do this around the rodds I drive on
I want to kill all cyclists
>>67569296
I don't understand
hello i am back now
we werder v SGE now
>>67569062
>>67569185
>>67569227
fuck off krazykunt you're doing it too
>>67569364
I'm attending a family meeting like in Festen with cousins, aunts and so on. Nobody will ask me about my love life
>>67569400
Mean
>>67569403
use leg with mouth
I get it
Why is he so goat, aside from the rare near post fuckup?
>>67569565
Practise
>>67569434
Saw any legs
>>67569527
I still don't get it
>>67569537
Explain
What's your favourite word in the English language? Mine is 'niggardly'
Are Germans intentionally weird?
I like it but I'm just wondering if that is your intention
>Erst am 18. Januar 2016 verlängerte der FC Liverpool überraschend mit Stammkeeper Simon Mignolet (28) bis 2021. Zufrieden sind die Klub-Verantwortlichen aber offensichtlich nicht mit den schwankenden Leistungen des 15-fachen belgischen Nationalspielers. Wie der „Express“, „Bild“ und „Kicker“ übereinstimmend berichten, haben sich die „Reds“ für einen potentiellen Nachfolger entschieden: Mainz-Torhüter Loris Karius (22) soll demnach auf die Insel wechseln.
>>67569615
same
>>67569615
Mine is ghastly.
>>67569615
cellar door
http://www.rp-online.de/sport/fussball/bayern-muenchen/fc-liverpool-bietet-25-millionen-euro-fuer-mario-goetze-aid-1.5976233
Hey German bros, how reliable is that website?
>>67569035
oh daniel
>>67569615
Painal
>>67569187
we had swimming lessons yes, but i just couldnt hack it. i hate water with a burning passion. its not a natural element for humans.
>>67569194
>>67569250
hello
>>67569260
hey
Watching the F1 qualification until the Giro broadcast begins.
15 minutes to go
>>67569607
yes
>>67569615
gazing/gazed
>>67569742
Good afternoon
>>67569683
They just copy from others like everyone else. Football rumours don't have to be substantiated.
>>67569615
schadenfreude
>>67569766
Thank you.
English papers saying Liverpool want Karius now
>Klopp saying he wouldn't just buy from Bundesliga
Kek
>>67569780
He's worse than Bayern desu
Anyone here watching memecullum getting decked by Stacked: The Team
AB 128 (51)
Kohli 95 (51)
last over 646662
Hull are a capabel team
>>67569764
what's good?
>>67569886
nothing
>>67569859
i wish derby could get the access ;_;
>>67569961
why australians were bullying /int/
>>67570016
i've never been on /int/
German bros can anyone explain to me why this magnificent club of mine, Schalke, uses Cum as it's mascot?
>>67569746
1. rosberg
2. hamilton
3. vettel
>>67569746
wow you like this?
>>67570115
you'd know if you were a echtefan
>>67570118
I think Magnussen can win today
>>67570147
Yeah
Werder vs Frankfurt
Bremen:
Wiedwald - Gebre Selassie, Vestergaard, Djilobodji, S. Garcia - Grillitsch - Öztunali, Fritz, Junuzovic, Öz. Yildirim - Pizarro
Ersatz:
Tremmel (Tor), Galvez, U. Garcia, Hüsing, Sternberg, M. Eggestein, Fröde, Kleinheisler, Lorenzen, Ujah
Frankfurt:
Hradecky - Regäsel, Abraham, Russ, Oczipka - Stendera, Hasebe - Aigner, Gacinovic, Ben-Hatira - Seferovic
Ersatz:
Lindner (Tor), Ayhan, Chandler, Djakpa, Ignjovski, Zambrano, Fabian, Kittel, Meier, Castaignos, Waldschmidt
Will >we manage to stay up this year? Will Stuttgard beat VWburg?
Can be Pizarro become the ultimate club legend if he scores the deciding 1-0?
#FCBayern line-up: Neuer - Benatia, Thiago, Ribéry, Lewandowski, Boateng, Götze, Lahm (c), Vidal, Alaba, Coman
#FCBayern subs: Ulreich - Tasci, Costa, Rafinha, Rode, Müller, Kimmich.
>bet on Brighton
>Brighton gets roasted
>bet on Dahby
>Dahby gets roasted
>>67570252
Game looks comfy desu.
>>67570445
how much?
>>67570472
idk, 10-15€ each
BVB: Bürki, Bender, Reus, Hummels, Aubameyang, Ramos, Kagawa, Sokratis, Castro, Schmelzer, Weigl
Unsere Bank: // Our subs: Weidenfeller, Stankovic, Leitner, Sahin, Piszczek, Ginter, Durm
>>67570482
>Hummels
can someone just snap his fucking leg the day after his transfer is finalized? Dirtmund may be scum, but not even those faggot ass muh echte liebe fans deserve this kind of treatment.
>>67568381
>get hype for the most boring and one-sided series of the year
kys
Shit Lanka are literally got pasted by one of the shittiest county teams. This series is only even happening because no one will play England while the IPL is on except Shit Lanka and Poo Peeland.
>>67570609
Go post somewhere else
>mfw shitgard getting downed
this "american schalke fan" persona is not funny anymore
>>67570609
>can someone just snap his fucking leg the day after his transfer is finalized?
what for? hell be benched for the rest of his career anyways, so...
>>67570640
Just ignore
>>67570445
>betting on Derby in the playoffs
They're the Arsenal of the championship
Hej Guys, i lost my sky sports livestream link? Anybody can post an equivalent stream?
>>67570895
For Bundes Simulcast?
>>67570895
nice try, you never had one
>>67570938
Is it a sky stream?
Anyways thanks for the help
>>67570982
of course i had one.
but with the last firefox update, they introduced user-profiles and i accidentally deleted mine with all my bookmarks :(
Why TT using Hummels?
does he want to see hummles booed?
i do
>>67571037
>Hummels
who?
>>67569565
Klopp will make him even better
>>67571027
>firefox
>>67571037
>does he want to see hummles booed?
Yes. It will be good for the fans to vent their anger and to be able to say goodbye. Also not all the fans will boo, and despite it all he has been a good player for Dortmund.
>>67571083
iam not going on all those virus-infected sites with any other browser
>>67571037
>mfw Tuchel subs him off at 89' to give him his farewell
Would make Tuchel a legend...
>JUST LEAVE FRANKFURT TO ME
>>67569701
Made me chuckle
>Breitenreiter fired
kek
>>67571254
>rapid wien
>>67569615
Hyperbole
Still never heard someone give me a good explanation for why it isn't pronounced the way it should be
>>67571328
no fun allowed
>>67569615
Peregrination
>>67571281
Good
>>67571328
>>67569615
reminds me of Superfluous
what makes a word "english" if it's spelling and signification is the same in another language
>>67571448
If it's in the dictionary 2bh
>Klopp has become a cricket fan
/bundes/ confirmed for tsundere to /cric/
>>67571448
it's only English when used in English, if you are speaking French it is French. There's probably a word for this.
pleonasm is a good one
3rd Bundaliga is so close
a majority of those are latin words anyway. But they are not "english"
>>67571550
>Bundaliga
you have my attention
>>67571473
based
shut up, you foreign faggots
bundes starts now
COTTBUS
>>67571473
I thought Germans knowing about cricket was just a /bundes/ meme
any info about what car kloppo drives?
in dortmund he drove porsche in private and opel (vauxhall) in public
loanword and or calque
>>67571614
Klopp posts in /bundes/ though
>two Ostklubs promoted
>none relegated atm
Who /listeningtotheradio/ here?
>>67571448
>what is a loan word
>>67571513
>>67571463
fucking state of you two
>>67570895
http://baltak.com/channel40.php
Looks a bit shady use at own risk yada yada yada
>>67571473
He's just looking what the weirdos are doing. Like when you see two junkies fighting in the streets.. never done that?
>>67571676
currently listening to the preshow of the Abstiegskrimi
New thread.
>>67571690
>>67571690
>>67571681
i am ashamed about not be a linguistics nerd
all those goals
>>67571473
He's looking at strategies to handle balotelli
>>67571592
SCHROTTBUS
>>67571618
that fortuna crest is pretty neat
>>67571615
I think Vauxhall is a Liverpool sponsor too
But Klopp drives an Audi
>>67571715
underrated
>>67571729
>A8L
not bad, not bad..
walkcunt on suicide watch
