The Cy Young winner versus the Cy Young Runner-up
Both blow massive dick this year.
Who will win the Worst of the two?
Find out tonight on the new episode of Survivor.
Anways welcome all.
tom caron lol idiot bald retard just die
>TC is doing play by play tonight
IM READY FOR MEMES
I wonder what JBJ will do tonight
i want to see big papi give altuve a piggyback ride
>>67534538
I want to see altuve give papi a piggy back ride
>already a leadoff hit
>the combined fuckery of Price and Young
DOMBROWSKI ON SUICIDE WATCH
Did you guys see Gary?
Also sorry I was out of town for a few days and nobody sent me any game updates via Pony Express so I couldn't omfg with you.
Also lol Price.
colaps
Stream? Can't watch MLB.TV.
LEG MEMES
The planet Who ston?
>>67534555
manlet strong
autism graphs did an article on why price is shit despite having a good FIP and apparently its because hes giving up 29% line drives on balls in play and a huge chunk of them are at 105 mph exit velocity or higher so its doubles all day
in short price is shit at managing contact
wew great start Price really got em on the ropes WEW
>>67534623
just setting up the triple play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKEACi0JwQA
TC doing play by play is throwing me off so much
>>67534664
yeah it's weird don has been so good this year too
>94 MPH on the fastball
>it clearly says 93
TC being TC
Stream, cunts?
>THAT STRIKE 3
It helped us, but god i fucking hope we dont have this shit umping tonight.
>>67534716
Up yours, buddy
OH COME ON. I just walk in and Price already is fucking up.
REMFAG'S VOICE SOUNDS LIKE SANDPAPER RUBBING ON AN OLD MAN'S ERECT PENIS
>>67534716
NESNHD.COM
>>67534758
Remy is great fu
why doesnt the manlet steal a base
HIS KNEE
RAISING HIS KNEE AND THROWING
>>67534740
>>67534763
>>67534767
I think Remy's kid raped that guy in the joint or something.
>>67534758
still 100x better than Lyons
>>67534787
it's a good meme
>everybody fucking celebrating that the guy we're paying 31 Million is doing what hes supposed to do
god what the fuck is anything anyways
>>67534805
>>67534767
Wrong wrong wrong.
Lyons does suck shit but he is still 5 times better than Remy. This other douchie sound like a carnival barker. "Step right up! Listen to my douchie voice!"
>>67534817
I'm in a couple game threads right now, people are going nuts....Price already has men on first & second with no outs and they're happy because at least he didn't give up 7 runs
>>67534842
GO AWAY
O
A
W
A
Y
>>67534845
I dont understand this post but ok ya i agree
>lefty killer
Angry anti-Remy guy with never be an official nesn /sp/ poster.
>>67534849
Go to Remy's restaurant and ask the waiter for a table in the bathroom and when they come ask you what you want to drink, ask for a glass of Remy's cum. Then ask how much Remy charges for him to come and take a shit in your mouth that you will eat for dinner.
That's you.
Excellent defense for another night
>>67534890
youve god a weird train of though tbqh
>>67534898
And you type words that sound like the words you meant to type.
X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA
ugh TC is killing me, when is Don coming back
>"THE X-MAN STRIKES AND MORE FIRST INNING MAGIC FROM THE SOX"
>>67534898
Why didn't you page me with Red Sox just scored codes when I was out of town?
Did I do something wrong???
Also omfg
X GON GIVE IT TO YA
>>67534944
too fucking real, senpai
>big poopi
JUST
RETIRE
>LEFTY KILLER
GO AWAY YOU FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67534758
>hating on Rem
have fun in hell
hey guys sorry I just got home from work why is lefty killer dropping the ball is he trying to kill price lol (price is also a lefty).
>>67534969
why is she watching a padres game
And Lefty Killer strikes out looking.
It was the same fucking spot you buffoon, he just called it a strike, take the fucking bat off your shoulder and try to stay alive at least.
what the fuck were those strike calls?
>>67534890
>implying I haven't tried to do this
>this ump
i don't understand
>>67535057
This ump sucks so far, he gift wrapped Price a K too.
Wait how is that guy pitching???
Didn't he just stab a bunch of people in Taunton and then get shot and killed?
>>67535072
You racist that's Matt Barnes
>>67535072
kek good post
the officer that shot him should be hung in town square tbqh
Damn Vazquez almost had him.
uhh can someone remind the Astros they're in the AL now and we don't bunt
Just turned on the old tube so glad to hear don and jerry back again
>bunting for a hit
you're in the AL now Astros
PRICE PLEASE
>LEFTY KILLER
THIS DUDE IS SO FUCKING TERRIBLE IN LEFT
Price is shit
Also why does no one know how to play it off the monster anymore
what they hell was that young.
he wasn't even fucking close
>>67535144
Hi drapper
wow prices new leg kick sure has saved his game I can't believe he didn't do this before certified ace
Would the Padres give Don back for Craig Kimbrel?
>>67534890
Hate to break it to u bub, remys restaraunt went out of business in fenway
>>67535159
Hey pal
>MANLET
>PRICE
GOD FUCKING COME ON GUYS
fuck Price, now you're fucking up our good players too
>>67535087
I go to the movies over there every so often. What a fucking horror movie weirdo. Crashes, runs into a house where people are having dinner and kills one of them and then crashes into Macys and goes stabby at Bertucci's. Bertucci's a shit btw. And he aint even from Brockton!
Maybe he just hated people eating?
i cant not laugh watching altuve in front of the ump like holy shit
There are no more hi drapers the messiah returned during the night.
>>67535087
U see the NH state trooper and Mass state trooper beat the shit out of that car chase guy?
>>67535209
Lol did they name a town after Brock holt
>>67535256
And they're basically getting fired for it.
Fuck this new PC bullshit police-hate culture. Unfuckingreal. Literal dirt goes on a high speed getaway and I'm supposed to be mad that cops kicked the shit out of him.
>>67535266
CITY OF CHAMPIONS.
>>67535256
lol
>inconsistent shitty ump
OH BOY
>>67535278
Cops are scum they think the rules dont apply to them. Hope they are also charged for assault. There are plenty of ppl i want to punch in the face at my work but I cant.
>>67535296
People who commit crimes don't deserve rights or sympathy of the public. Fuck off.
>>67535326
>>67535308
Quoted wrong, sentiment still stands
>>67535308
>>67535326
some serious nuanced critical thought going on here
>>67535326
Hey easy there sherif curt.
>>67535342
I'd support beating up shitty umps
>watch your ass kulpa
wow im so happy pedroia noticed that price was not lifting his leg high enough that really fixed his mechanics
>>67535371
Now he needs to study buttholez
I don't like coffee.
is Steven weight underpaid?
The Cuckler
GAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
MUCH BIGGER
>>67535418
are you implying he's fat?
YEAH YEAH YEAH NO NO NO
JBJ
B
J
OMG Gary "the striker"
love the new meme lol TC is on his game tonight yeah yeah yeah...
OMG no no no lol more like Gary "meme machine"
How good is JBJ
JBJBJ
JBABYJ
WORTH THE PRICE OF ADMISSION ITSELF
BJBJ
J
B
J
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
18 STRAIGHT GAMES
THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN
HE
CANNOT
BE
STOPPED
>vasquez on his horse
FUCK ing HELL tom caron just die
also, JACKIE BRADLEY V 2.0 HOLY FUCK
>>67535492
>this the real ellen
>a true red sox fan
>THE SHOW ON YOUR XBOX
THE SHOW
ON YOUR
XBOX
>ON YOUR XBOX
>the show
>on your xbox
omg TC...
Guys
GUYS
I havent played the show on my xbox tbqh with you Joe
tfw not home so can't hear all these great memes being spewed on NESN
hahaha that ball four to pedroia was in exactly the same place as the two strikes on young last inning
>Julia
dat voice
uuunnnfffff
He had wifi issues because comcast business just burped.
>>67535587
No cumming allowed itt
DAMN SO CLOSE
>>67535521
fuck that non-2d dike
are there astros fans here?
THE FINISHER
CRAIG KIMBREL
IS
THE COMPLETER
>>67535617
There are no more astros fans the messiah returned during the night.
>Roger Clemens
literally WHO is this loser?
THE ROCKET LAYING COOKIES
holy shit this meme broadcast
>Ballgirls
Is Clemens elite?
>>67535674
Some dude named Pedro wanted to be him when he was a kid.
No idea.
>>67535674
no idea
i think he's with the jimmy fund
>>67535696
He took steroids.
TC is GOAT broadcaster. Literally the biggest meme
>>67535709
not in the 80s
Are the Red Sox going to last or is this a fluke few months?
>>67535729
Who?
>>67535721
every picture you post she gets older
>>67535725
He took steroids when he was born tbqh
>>67535729
Actual, literal Champs of the world Year of our Lord 2016.
Just got back, who scored and who errored for the Sox? How is Price doing?
>>67535729
Probably not going to fall to last, but these two months have been pretty flukey because our offense has been absurd.
It depends on our pitching.
Literally only 2 of our pitchers have an ERA below 5 (cuckler and grapes)
If they falter too, itll all go to shit.
>>67535708
>an ellen 4 an ellen
Roger looks like he's talks awkwardly to the father of a murderer
Oh
>>67535757
Young sucks balls and Pedroia made an error and Price is not shitting the bed yet
>>67535785
Your mother should have murdered you in the womb.
What team did Roger Clemens go into the HoF as?
>>67535729
No way the hitting stays this good, but no way the pitching stays this bad either
>>67535827
>Roger Clemens
>HoF
LOL
>>67535827
Hiroshima Carp.
lol who's this fat guy in the booth
>>67535827
blue jays
>>67535833
Personally I see us getting into the playoffs if we make a solid trade at the deadline for a competent pitcher. How far into the playoffs I have no idea but right now im happy with what we got.
Does anyone know our record at this time last year?
>>67535827
Hasn't made it in and may never will because BBWAA are cucks about steroid users.
>>67535785
>implying clemens give a fuck about that
The Rocket would probably be bros with Jerry's kid tbbqh
It's a "Red Sox have to score 15 runs so Price gets the win" episode
>>67534944
Why do they keep bringing Curren Back?
#PRAY4DON
>>67535856
like 2 - 50
>having Roger Fucking Clemens break down this dumbass leg meme
WE CAN GO DEEPER
>>67534944
>not liking TC
>>67535745
>she ages like a fine wine
>>67535852
Bob Stanley.
BASED LARGE FATHER
>>67535729
Wild Card at best.
Not going to be in dead last at least...
>>67535914
Rather have him than that fucking espn softball bitch
>>67535945
No I dont mean as in its bad Clemens is there, its just silly that they're going to this ludicrous and extent to describe this dumbass leg meme
omfg
hamRAM
>>67535934
What makes you think we wont win the division? Baltimore has been memeing for the past month and they'll come crashing down soon
BASED HANRAM
A
S
E
D
Clemens is a GOD mode commentator.
H
A
N
R
A
M
I just jumped when Young hit that foul fuck
Literally MLB needs a mercy rule for teams Boston plays
is there a booru for Ellen pictures
>>67535963
Its not a meme pitching is all about mechanics so is hitting
KEK EVEN THE LEFTY KILLER GETTING HITS
lol Young actually hitting
wow rewind this pitch the boy on the mound hardly has any shoulder tilt, this will save any guy out there whether you're in little league, college or anything I tell you what, when you have a good shoulder tilt that's how you hide the ball from the batter till the last second
Lefty status:
[_] Alive
[X] Killed
>>67535999
Checked
The lefty KILLER
and another victim
I wonder how we'll do against a good team. When the hell are we facing a good team whats after Houston?
>>67536007
hi draper
That nigga just ripped it out of the guys hands
>>67535968
>this ellen
>better meme
>>67536007
kek
>>67535991
If understand mechanics, why is Bard out of baseball now? Nobody knows shit really.
>>67536023
Royals
>>67536027
You already said hi
KEK the lefty killer is KILLING them
>>67536027
Hey pal
Obligatory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ-VM4UDq-E
>>67536041
why is Craig out of baseball. no one knows shit
>>67536046
I said a good team, Royals are goners
>SHAW
>GOOD
DFA
THIS
BUST
>>67536071
Jays in the 6ix
>>67536062
tfw Joe Buck sucks
>JBJ
>GOOD
DFA
F
A
THIS
BUST
>>67536079
Shaws a god FOH
http://www.vox.com/2016/4/12/11394976/ellen-baker-english-teacher-japanese-fandom
SJW's ARE ATTACKING ELLEN
BASED MANLET
DEMONSTRATING MANLET STYLE.
>>67536192
Is this all because of 4chan?
>>67536068
>craig
>>67536192
>posting a bait link in a comfy game thread
Nobody cares
>>67536233
the anon was lying
>inb4 Price Ks 21
>>67536249
>bait link
It's real anon
I asked this when we first played them and I realized Houston fans dont exist this year
What the fuck happened to the Astros?
>>67536289
They got cucked in the NLDS
>>67536289
They're team last year was like 99% long ball.
It's sort of an unsustainable formula. On top of the fact that
>Ken Giles
Is the classic NL Babby exposed in the AL. Like Kimblow but worse.
>>67536339
>Le AL is better than NL maymay
>>67536282
I know but it's clickbait
>T.C. making fun of Jerry
Stop
TC is bullying Remy,
>>67536339
But isnt Red Sox a meme offense this year?
>>67536365
>"maymay"
>>67536403
But it doesn't rely on the Long Ball. It's literally just every fucking player on the team is hitting for everything right now.
Which, yes, is also unsustainable, but it lends belief that the team is more capable beyond just homers to sustain runs.
>>67536403
Our BABIP will regress, but that will take us from "insane" to "good"
Watching the steal video again how much of a piece of shit would it have been if they had replay/challenges back then.
AND WE ARE WAITING TO HEAR FROM NEW YORK AFTER DAVE MADE IT BACK TO THE BAG.
>>67536529
Dave Obrien?
Price going for 20 tonight
>>67536603
mcnuggets?
>>67536635
Yup. He's hungry
>>67536635
20 MCNUGGET EXERCISE
HES GOING FOR IT
So was the leg meme real? Is Price fixed?
his nose is big haha
>>67536667
No, the Astros just suck
>>67536672
lol just like a Jew right guys lol haha
bad angle for TC
damn being bald sucks
>>67536718
>being triggered
10 MCNUGGETS
so how is gary doing tonight?
>>67536635
...how many mcnuggets is price worth?
anyone?
Did Porcello give Price some of his grapes?
>>67536752
Give me the average mcnugget price
>>67536718
>is this a joke or is /pol/ leaking?
GARY ASKING THE TOUGH QUESTIONS
EXIT VELOCITY HANRAM
>>67536774
If had notta been for the Lord I might notta hadda a nare nutta mcnugget!
>LEFTY KILLER
>>67536774
Chicken McNuggets 20 Pc. $5.00
Chicken McNuggets 40 Pc. $8.99
>>67536774
well mcdonalds has 2 mcnuggets packages. one for 10 and one for 20. The average price for a 10 piece is 0.45 and the average price for a 20 piece is 0.25 so average them and use $0.35
>>67536946
>>67536930
fris plz
Can somebody explain the grapes meme here on /sp/
I don't spend much time here so I don't know what it means
Google didn't help
>>67536946
>>67536930
Ok, so if the average price of a mcnugget is $0.35 then...
The average annual salary of David Price is:
>85,714,285.7 McNuggets
>>67537005
here you go
11 MCNUGGETS
>>67537014
Panda gonna ate them :(
>>67537005
what do you not understand about it? it's fairly straight forward
>>67537048
TC IS SUCH A FUCKING BULLY
REMY IS LAUGHING
COMFY
O
M
F
Y
>>67537005
tfw google won't tell u about the grapes
>>67537113
?????
>>67537147
What do you think Big Game Wade would say if he were here (rip).
>>67537147
Is Rick Porcello the most handsome man on the Sox?
