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>>67510311 (You)
>>67510311 (You)
>>67510311 (You)
WHEN WILL HE SELL MIGNOLET
keep Mignolet forever please
t. my sides
Mignolet can fuck off
Half time is for 2D girls.
>>67510382
kek
>>67510436
5 years
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
What do you rate my chant?
>>67510447
these slags are groundbreaking
>>67510447
>that girl on the left
>those heels
hhhhnnngngngngngn
>>67510447
Beautiful
those aren't slags
>go on a date with grill
>see this
wyd
>star wars
haha le stormtroopy :DD
>city of psg
>>67510473
very good picture
STORMTROOPER CRINGE WEBM PLS
>>67510447
>Right one
>>96
WHAT DA FUG
>>67510447
>tfw will never ever fug them
>>67510447
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
STORMTROOPERS?
FUCKING DANCING STORMTROOPERS?
REALLY LIVERPOOL?
>>67510485
good cat
Relegation battle is over lads.
>>67510559
Please don't post my waifu. She regrets going into the industry.
>>67510599
>pornstar waifu
>>67510580
>tfw gonna miss newcastle
it's a strange feel
>>67510617
is that Harold?
>>67510617
kek that pic
>>67510599
>pornstar waifu
>literally BLACKED
>>67510644
>>67510636
>Based Barnsley above Cardiff and Bournemouth
I love my shitty team
>>67510559
Daily reminder Jews should get whiped out of the face of the earth
>>67510636
>wimbledon don't even exist anymore and they have more than Leicester
>>67510514
>you will never even know who are the guys that get to fuck them
>>67510631
What's her name
>>67510689
Stop posting pure girls.
>>67510636
I expected Watford to be higher for some reason
Liverpool are not gonna win.
>>67510678
probably my favorite non-PL team tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pQhOz_99K8
hazard magically becomes good again
and the ref is protecting him too much
>>67510636
BLADES MENTIONED
>>67510681
soon inshallah
>>67510711
>you will never learn how to be that guy
baba genuinely doesn't have a future at Chelsea. The other players rarely pass him the ball, when they he wastes it.
>>67510636
>man utd average points is 82
Damn impressive
WHAT IS THE BLONDE MACHINE SLAVES NAME
>>67510738
It's commonly known fact we're the whiniest, yet loyal fans in England, and our working-class banter is off the charts
Do you guys think a shot clock would work in soccer?
Prove me wrong.
Players I want to keep for next season:
Begovic
Zouma
JT
Azpilicueta
Fabregas
Matic
HAZARD
Pedro
Willian
Kenedy
Costa
Traore
Players that can leave
Courtois
Ivanovic
Cahill
Mikel
Baba Rahman
Oscar
Falcao
Pato
Remy
Miazga
Need a big rebuild, hopefully it will happen, but probably won't.
>>67510752
>not lifting to at least be close to that guy
>>67510752
You don't learn to be 6'4, high test and good facial features.
>>67510678
Bournememe will be above you after this season
>>67510774
>whiniest fans
i doubt it mate
>arsenal
>united
>newcastle
>west ham
imagine being 9th in the league with nothing to play for and time wasting with 50 minutes remaining
>>67510636
>dat west ham gd
>>67510739
Gotta put in some good performances before the transfer window opens.
>>67510765
It's in the filename you utter fucking cunt
>>67510636
can't believe only six epl teams haven't been relegated
Sturridge managed to spit on himself lol
>>67510791
Yeah, we know.
it was fun while it lasted. We'll literally never be in the PL again.
What are you guys eating while watching the game?
Also, i think chelshit is going to win senpai
>>67510782
>Baba
RUDE, like he got a chance
>>67510779
No, the pitch is too big. This isn't apehoop
>>67510814
Stranger things have happened than ex Prem teams returning my dingle friend.
>>67510818
>all that unhealthy shitty processed food
disgusting, eat a salad you nigger
>>67510782
Cahill needs to stay and it would be better if courtois does however i do concede that he's been a dickhead.
>>67510801
>a-anti football
>defending is easy
>50 games since october
wew
fuck off you cunts
it didn't fucking work when you blooted it 5 times in the first half, why would it work now you idiots
How come players never do rainbow flicks in games
>>67510636
>stoke have never been relegated
wow
>>67510800
Arsenal and United are whinier, but that's just because they're not winning and they have quite a plastic fanbase
>>67510782
>Courtois
Ah yes lets give the best keeper in the world away. Very impressive.
>>67510784
how's that working out for you ameribro?
>>67510782
>teebow because of ONE season where he hasn't even been all that bad
>mikel because why not erase every bit of soul and loyalty still left in the squad
>a 20-year old miazga after playing 2 games in 4 months
Are you high?
everton please fight
and win
>>67510855
Confirmed for blooter incoming
>>67510818
>that hat
eat shit and die
>>67510839
Like the """Blackpool""" saga - kek
>>67510818
The worst hat possible.
>>67510872
tbf he said "can leave" rather than "need to leave"
miazga is never going to be anything more than a championship level defender
>>67510885
that's literally what he's doing
>>67510886
>Blackpool were actually in the PL and it was fairly recently
Absolute madmen
>>67510818
>Overwatch
>>67510843
He's never replicated his form for Atletico at Chelsea. I'd sell him if >we can get £40-50 million for him. Begovic isn't really much of a downgrade.
Cahill should stay if JT doesn't, absolutely. But I'd like to see Chelsea sign 2 CBs in the summer (or bring back Christensen), so in that case he'd be expendable.
>buy small players to try and tiki taka
>parks bus
>mfw the era of big solid players is over
>>67510916
These are wretched Herschel.
RFKen
>>67510842
I eat salads too
Right that's it. From today lads I'm officially lifting. Are you? Wanna fall behind small fry? I'll be taking that qt girl and whenever you feel like manning up a bit you might get yours too.
>>67510917
holy fuck
>>67510870
it's been alright tbhonest but I never really had a problem with women before I started lifting. I just think you may as well do everything you can to help your chances with em
>>67510916
where can I buy one?
>>67510957
Fine by me lad, leaves me the qt boys.
>>67510957
lifted for 2 years and then I realised it wasn't worth it
>>67510952
>corned beef and nachos
>salad
>>67510968
human's aren't generally for sale
>>67510952
That "salad" is probably worse for you than the others.
>>67510447
tfw those pert asses will never sit on your face
how can you willingly play this casually and expect to start in a fucking final next week
guus obviously wants results but since chelsea have had nothing to play for it seems to me he should have given some players more game time
still happy they took points off spurs
cute
>>67510977
lifting won't cure autism anon, but it will make it less immediately noticeable
>>67510861
The problem is that he seems to most likely player currently to be unsettled. He also needs to improve for >us, and that won't happen if he's unsettled. Could sell him to finance some other moves, defence and striker are a priority to upgrade.
But yeah I'd only want to sell him for a world record goalie fee.
fucking SICK AND TIRED of the autistic Jew with his robot dildo webums
>>67510994
its are year la
>>67510960
like pottery desu
>"looks like kenedy is going to sit in midfield with matic and fabregas released further forward"
you what?
>>67510960
>>67510917
either of you catch Sheff Utd's "lap of honour"
shit was hilarious
I'm bored. Someone pick a good career mode club for me please = )
>>67510957
Good joke
>>67510952
>that abomination of "food"
>salad
no wonder 2/3 of this country is overweight
>>67510901
I disagree, Miazga has just the right body type to succeed as a CB in England. Give him a few years, you'll see.
UP THE REDS!!!!!
benteke = ZIKA virus baby
ball hits goalkeeper in the face
how fucking shit and lucky are chelsea
I can't help but say fuck off every 5 seconds to the shit Liverpool are doing
>>67510480
Check my wallet
>>67511026
anderlecht
>>67510978
Its chicken
>>67510989
It has lettuce.. Low calories
>>67511056
shoot ball at goalkeepers face
how shit is liverpool
fuck off you lucky cunts
>>67511026
sheffield wednesday
>>67511020
I think he meant Kenedy and Matic will play DM and Fabregas will play closer to Traore.
What is this mask meme at Chelsea?
>>67511041
He should go out on loan, as I'm sure he will. But he's also a Yank, and no Yank footballer ever has been good enough for Chelsea, I don't see why he'd be any different. He also looked shit in his second game, when he wasn't playing against Villa.
>Sunderland, Burnley and Middlesborough will unironically be playing in the Premier League next season
>>67511087
he stayed back for a corner and commentator assumed he was playing DM
>>67511079
Why the fuck are you taking pictures of shitty McDonald's burgers that have obviously been crushed in your bag on the way back? At least keep the burgers looking fresh if you're going to set up a model shoot for them when you get back to the office
>>67511101
newcastle confirmed for WORST north east club
>>67511024
Our squad are the definition of overpaid shite so they deserved it tbqh
Our worst season in terms of position in the whole football pyramid in 33 years, joint 5th worst in history.
>>67511071
I know nothing about the Belgian league.
Thanks for the suggestion. Maybe I should give it a go.
What the FUCK is up with Liverpoop?
Why are they not scoring?
>lellana
At least woy rates him lids
>Lallana
>>67511036
don't forget, pizza is a vegetable
that's why you guys eat it with ranch dressing
kenedy is better than azza desu
fucking useless cunts will never win next week
>losing to chelsea
kek
e
k
>>67511139
wow i remember this picture
>>67510818
Jesus... Your local Taco Hell is lazy as fuck.
>>67511149
Yummy yum.
>>67511139
>tfw you've seen this place so many times it feels like home
commentators ALWAYS talk about lallana improving but he's fucking shit
>lorven
this is embarrassing
thats how shit chelsea are
>>67511079
Do you like fish & chips?
>>67511128
Anderlecht has Tielemans, the next goat lad
>>67511098
>no Yank footballer ever has been good enough for Chelsea
>good enough for Chelsea
Chelsea have been good for a very short time in football. They were shite for decades.
>dejan 'I want to to be guaranteed starter at the euros' lovren
>>67511149
it's a good thing I like chubby grils then right? r-right??
Miss tall
>>67511120
Jesus christ. Part of you doing so badly makes me like you more than Wednesday though, so y'know, there's that I guess.
Plus you've never been on a run as bad as wednesday's worst - which was hilarious
>>67511147
Kane
Sterling Alli Vardy
Dier Drinky
Rose Smalling Cahill Clyne/Walker
It's obvious that this is the team that should start for England.
>Liverpool will take a lap of """"""""""honour"""""""""" after this match
>>67511181
> poncy bit of lemon on it
Sort it out
>>67511172
His neighbor has really stepped his game up. I remember when it was just a lonely Ford Fuckus in the driveway.
>>67511149
>tfw the UK's largest pizza size is probably the smallest size in the US
>>67511186
>Chelsea have been good for a very short time in football
when will this meme expire?
>>67511139
They are thinking about EL final
>>67511113
It's my hobby la
>>67511149
Pizza is one of my favorites.
>>67511139
Why is uk always cloudy and rainy?
>>67511181
Not really. No good places around here.
>>67511201
>no mark noble
big club bias strikes again
Post your first mobile phone
>>67511213
That's an individual order in the pic, lad.
Kenedy not playing well desu, too slow
>>67511201
and forster englands # 1
>Hazard only started properly trying when there was nothing left to play for
what did he mean by this?
>>67511231
Why do you need both an Android and iOS tablet?
>>67511214
When someone invents a time machine and takes away the preceding decades of utter shite.
>>67511249
are you me
>>67511257
nice gag
>>67511079
>It has lettuce.. Low calories
Your posts constantly trigger me.
STEVEN GERRARD GERRARD
HE SLIPPED ON HIS FUCKING ARSE
HE PASSED IT TO DEMBA BA
STEVEN GERRARD GERRARD
>>67511231
this makes me sad for some reason
>>67511264
Trying to get scouted by RM/Bayern
>>67511289
man you should never come to america because people unironically believe that to be true
>>67511201
>No Liverpool player and Rooney
Woy won't allow this
>>67511249
>>67511266
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_records_in_England#By_Club
4th on the all time list of trophies
>>67511214
We were a mid table club before tbqh.
>>67511249
You literally just posted it.
This was my second.
Who else has tickets to Liverpool/Chelsea in the Rose Bowl this summer?
>>67511309
wooney
>>67510447
MUH FUGGIN DICK
>>67511182
Who would you compare Tielemans with?
>>67511231
>me when the girl working fast food refuses to make me a egg sandwich with just a regular fried egg on it
god i hate those disgusting egg-patty abominations they serve here
>>67511213
>you tryin' to rip me off, limey? this pizza doesn't even fill up the bed of my pickup truck!
considering turning this shite off tbf
Would be nice if Matic could learn how to pass
>>67511249
>>67511336
filtered
>>67511249
falling too deep here
tammy coming on
>>67511231
It's actually kind of sad that this burgers hobby is taking pictures of burgers
>>67511249
Some shitty Motorola flip phone.
>>67511231
>I own a tablet
>>67511249
GX15
X
1
5
>>67511231
You were banned for ban evading
What the fuck?
>>67511249
Literally GOAT
> bring on the youth!
Of course he's a giant nigger with shit hair
>losing the first match in your new kit
is this a liverpool tradition?
>>67511316
More than half of which have come since Abramovich bought the club. They were shit before he bought them.
TAMMY
ABRAHAM
M
M
Y
G O A L S
what the fuck are you doing
>abraham
THEY JUST SUBBED ON THE SAME GUY WITH A DIFFERENT HAIR STYLE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>67511371
Pretty handy things tbqh, don't knock em.
Those young black lads dominate U21s because they are stronger than everyone else but are usually pretty mediocre footballers.
abraham looks like he's about to shit his pants
>>67511393
>implying chelsea has any white academy players
>implying there are any white people in london
>>67511249
best phone
>>67511249
>>67511231
Living the life
>>67511411
My thoughts too anon fucking kek
![ew_edited-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WcT11qL.jpg "ew_edited-1[1].jpg")
>How much for that Traore?
>>67511249
>>67511418
This. Could kill someone with this brick.
>>67511417
mah nigga
>>67511249
Fuck me that was a good phone. 2nd phone was the 3310 when it came out.
>tfw Space Impact Class Champion
Sort em out Jesus
>>67511418
YES! So many fucking children here that started with colour phones and shit.
>>67511390
Literally the phone of drug dealers at the time
Benteke will transfer to another premier league club and score over 20 PL goals next season
Remember before mobile phones were a thing and your mates used to knock to see if you wanted to come out and play footy
>Kennedy
He is being exposed.
>>67511458
They used to have several kiosks in the mall where it'd be nothing but aftermarket phone covers for that specific model.
>England will unironically field 4 Liverpool players and Wayne "the ancient one" Rooney
>>67511481
>implying I ever had mates
>>67511481
you didnt have pagers over there?
>>67511481
yeah m8, remember when you were not expected to be available 24/7 and could just live your life
>>67511444
I had this, Siemens phones were really underrated.
>dem tekkers
>>67511504
I think it's /g/
Looking a bit knackered
>>67511522
This.
Can't even play a game of FIFA without someone getting pissy.
>>67511481
>tfw used to call friends home phone and ask
But yes it happened that I would knock
>>67511481
Nah mate
>>67511249
load of fucking shite on the pitch
>>67511371
I'm reading your shitpost on one now, there's nothing you can do
>>67511249
The battery literally lasted about 5 days on this bad boy
begovic is unironically better than courtious, I was thiking this already in the begining of the season, but now that they were rotated it becomes more clear, hope chelsea sells courtois for a gorillion.
Who here leaving /sp/ for the summer and moving to /fit/?
Feels fucking great
>>67511481
Yeah I remember. I always had my mum answer the door and say I'm not home, lost all my friends this way.
>>67511481
>that feel will NEVER happen again in your lifetime
hm
Will Conte stick with his 3-5-2 system when he takes over at Chelsea?
>>67511560
underage b&
>>67511560
You need to be 18 to browse this site.
>>67511522
>>67511554
>not ignoring people that bother you
