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>Hummels and Sanches to buyern confirmed,
>BMG are intersted in Rode
Next matchday:
05.14.2016 03:30pm CEST
Werder Bremenn: Eintracht Frankfurt
SV Darmstadt 98 : Borussia Mönchengladbach
Bayern München : Hannover 96
1. FSV Mainz 05 : Hertha BSC
Bayer 04 Leverkusen : FC Ingolstadt 04
Borussia Dortmund : 1. FC Köln
VfL Wolfsburg : VfB Stuttgart
FC Augsburg : Hamburger SV
1899 Hoffenheim : FC Schalke 04
goooooooooooooood morning
>>67502007
Good morning.
>>67502007
good morning
>>67502088
leave me alone pete
>"Ich saß vergangene Woche vor dem Spiel gegen Wolfsburg eine Stunde mit Beiersdorfer und auch allein mit Labbadia zusammen - aber keiner hat mir gesagt, dass ich gehen soll, obwohl es intern alle wussten", so Drobny in der Sport Bild .
>Der Vertrag des Oldies im Tor der Rothosen läuft im Sommer aus, Christian Mathenia soll ihn beerben. Ein Tatsache, die dem Tschechen aber offensichtlich nicht deutlich klar gemacht wurde: "Du sitzt da, und sie lügen dir in die Augen. Das habe ich so nicht erwartet!"
>Einmal in Rage, attackierte Drobny die Bosse scharf: "Das ist Kindergarten! Keiner hatte die Eier, es mir einfach ins Gesicht zu sagen! Wenn ich sage, was ich wirklich denke, wird es teuer für mich. Aber ich spiele ohnehin nicht für diese Leute."
>"Ich spiele für den Verein und die Fans. Der HSV ist der geilste Klub, bei dem ich je war. Er ist in meinem Herzen und wird dort immer bleiben", bedankte er sich abschließend für seine sechs Jahre an der Elbe.
west ham, eh
>>67502371
>mfw there is still a chance that both Manchester clubs will miss the CL.
Rate my Transfermarkt user impression:
EIN Mats Hummels ist sicherlich nicht 1:1 zu ersetzen, aber EIN Ömer Toprak ist mit einer der besten IV der Liga. Und wenn man dann noch EINEN Christensen oder EINEN Süle mit perspektive holt, dann könnte man den Hummels wegfall gut kompensieren.
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Lieblingsverein: Dortmund
Sympathien: Schalke, Bayern, RB Leizpzig, Real, Barca, Chelsea
>>67502400
what do you mean? by the one that gets 4th failing the playoff? I doubt poop would fail to beat whatever meem side they draw
>>67502426
mentally handicapped/10
>>67502426
0/0
How good is Håvard Nordtveit actually? I've rarely seen him play
>>67502471
>>67502473
>triggered transfermarkt users
Rate my Transfermarkt user impression:
Mats Hummels is voll der Veräter und ein Hurenson, ich mach den ferttig mit mein Kumpeln in der Gelben Wand scheiß Wixxa...
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Gelbe Wand 4 LIFE
ECHTE LIEBE
Tod und Haß dem Schalke 04 und Leipzig
Refuges Wilkommen
>>67502485
Foreigners are not allowed here, fuck off Torben.
Raphael Honigstein Verified account
@honigstein
A change of tack from Wenger? After having earlier offer rebuffed, he's come back to pay full whack for Xhaka. (€50m, including add-ons)
>>67502452
>I doubt poop would fail to beat whatever meem side they draw
Sure, ManCity would be favourites. But in sports there is always a chance that the underdog goes through. Teams like Villareal BMG etc would give them a run for their money.
>>67502485
He was very good but has been on the decline lately, he is good at free kicks
>>67502485
couldn't make it in a proper league and had to move to a shit bundes club
>>67502495
the "mentally handicapped/10" was meant as a compliment.
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Goooooooood Morning *fg*
Haha Denmark you are so funny and informative please keep posting your redundant bullshit news, i love attention whores like you
SUPA BAYER SUPA BAYERN HE HE
Hihii Good Mooooorning have you seen the new cool post on reddit ? heh he
No bullying here please
I just ate some rice waffles and drank a glass of water
>>67502067
good post
>>67502501
>triggered users not responding to my post
>>67502485
Pic related sums it up pretty good, although I don't see him as a weak tackler. But what do I know.
>>67502530
>>67502528
Thanks for the info lads, he's been hyped in the press lately because of his link to West Ham.
>>67502517
>probably 50mio euros or something
>80mio for sanches
how do we fix transfer fees?
>>67502549
>Weakness: Holding on to the ball
Sums up Norwegian football
>>67502536
needs more anime
>>67502552
>>69374000
looks like xhaka is going to arsenal. Bild says they made a 27 mio bid
>>67502628
that's not enough what the fuck
i still don't think ive seen a consistent opinion on what type of player xhaka is
>>67502646
But everyone agrees on him doing the same things good, how is that possible?
http://www.kicker.de/news/fussball/bundesliga/startseite/651600/artikel_xhaka-und-arsenal---es-wird-ernst.html#omsmtwkicker
> Die Rede ist von einer Summe zwischen 42 und 45 Millionen Euro - plus Bonuszahlungen!
is this their own information or are they citing someone else?
>>67502668
Probably citing RP.
i wonder if he will actually force coquelin to change numbers like he said he would
>>67502536
good post *knutschi*
>>67502715
emily?
>Contract until: 30.06.2016
Does this mean I'm allowed to call him Poop Guardiolel on July 1st? Or after the last match day? Not that I hate him, I just think it's a funny name.
>>67502715
*frech grins*
>>67502730
Ever since he signed the Man City contract
xhaka is garbage imo. never worth that much money
>>67502753
he's been very bad lately
>>67502562
From now on it'll only get worse.
€35m
+ €5m every 25 games to his 125th: €25m
+ €20m for Ballon d'Or final 3, and FIFA Team of the Year
Poop Guardiolel
>>67502646
Reminds of a young Xabi Alonso.
Great at long balls (although hoofing it up to the flanks isn't necessarily the best option)
decent tackler (although both tend to make unnecesarry fouls)
Good but inconstant when it comes to positioning.
>>67502782
lel
>Borussia Mönchengladbachs Sportdirektor Max Eberl hat Medienberichte dementiert, nach denen der englische Premier League-Klub FC Arsenal ein offizielles Angebot für Granit Xhaka (23) abgegeben haben soll. „Es gibt keinen neuen Stand“, sagte Eberl der Deutschen Presse-Agentur am Mittwoch. „Dass es natürlich Interesse an so einem Spieler gibt, ist klar“, meinte er. „Was tatsächlich noch passiert, müssen wir abwarten. Aber es gibt kein offizielles Angebot.“
Everton are looking at Favre as their new manager.
>>67502765
>Ballon d'Or
Bayern is safe. He could be the world's best. He won't get in to the final 3 at Bayern
>“I can confirm I am talking to Brondby regarding the coach’s position,” Tony Adams said. “I will leave Gabala later in May and I am looking to return to a manager’s job. Nothing has been decided yet and I am sure Brondby will chose the right person for the job.”
>>>67501836
Adams has been in talks with the Danish club for a number of weeks and, if appointed, he would consider naming John Jensen, his former Arsenal team-mate, as his assistant. Brondby’s other options for the manager’s post are Morten Wieghorst, formerly a Celtic player and Swansea City assistant manager, and the Faroe Islands coach, Lars Olsen.
Ugh ugh gh
>>67502839
Do ze germans pronounce that the same way Americans pronounce (Brett) Favre
>>67502840
Didn't Ribery and Neuer get into the final 3 a few years ago.
>>67502848
Ugh. I should delete this and repost it properly
>>67502850
No. It's Fav-ruh. I have no idea where they got Farv from.
>>67502860
probably just read it quickly as farve
>>67502839
Pretty sure he was supposed to go to Galatasaray
>>67502871
His agent denied that.
>>67502562
as always - bankruptcy
So let's say I'm an American tech billionaire or a Middle Eastern prince and I want to spend a billion dollars to buy a Bundesliga club. Could I do that, or do they have rules preventing that in Germany?
>>67502916
>The 50+1 rule (German: 50+1-Regel) is an informal term used to refer to a clause in the regulations of the Deutsche Fußball-Liga. The clause states that, in order to obtain a license to compete in the Bundesliga, a club must hold a majority of its own voting rights. The rule is designed to ensure that the club's members retain overall control, protecting clubs from the influence of external investors.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50%2B1_rule
>>67502916
It's not possible.
clubs always have to own 50% + 1 share of their shares
>>67502927
No, see the Wikipedia link. E.g. Kind could get the majority votes for Hannover 96 in 2018 because he's been with the club for 20 years by then.
chances of obamayang staying?
https://haenselblatt.com/2016/05/09/hannover-96-entdeckt-uralte-rechtsluecke-verhilft-die-meisterklausel-von-1887-zum-klassenerhalt/
>>67502954
Idk. If Real Madrid really wants to pay 100m€, BvB would be stupid to keep him.
>>67502954
He won't leave unless he can take reus' fine ass with him
>43mio + bonus for xhaka
>if he leaves, either Kramer or Rode will replace him
>>67503060
not a bad deal desu
>>67503060
Or Hojbjerg!
>>67503060
this memer says the add-ons take it to 50
https://twitter.com/honigstein/status/730311355706789888
>>67503060
don't think that leverkusen is going to sell Kramer
>>67503056
yeah nah
>>67502918
What if they start their own club like lederhosen or wolfbundes or red bull?
>>67503076
>Hoibjerg
Gladbach aren't that stupid, though.
>>67503087
Rode is a good buy then. he will go for cheap too
>>67503076
haha :p
>>67503076
>>67502765
For some 18 year old guy. Wow, if he isn't the next Messi Bayern fucked themselves good.
>>67503094
I think that would work. But you probably have to start in some pub tier league and work your way to the top
サイケアウツ - King Of The Beats
>>67503207
I think it will turn out well. You don't spend that much money on a guy having his first season at top level unless you know what you're doing
>>67503085
got my info from the Rheinische Post
>>67503076
C U N T
>>67503241
Or maybe you do
Klopp interested in Dembele
>>67503298
Klopp at Liverpool might be the second biggest force in the destruction of the Bundesliga after Bayern.
>this thread has still unironically not been renamed to "Buyern and their bitches liga"
>>67503298
Dembele looks set on Dortmund tho.
He sent Lester packing and wants to play CL, why would he go to Liverpool?
>>67503348
Klopp, money and 1 season of CL
>>67503386
I don't want him to go to Liverpoo because he will get bullied in the prem and at his young age this might break his progression. Players like Payet, Khazri who are now doing good/great moved there when they matured enough in their football. Dembélé is good but not quite there yet
>>67503386
Tuchel, Money and guaranteed CL football over the next 5 years.
>>67503386
>Liverpoo
>Beating Sevilla in the Sevilla league
>>67502362
Drobny is literally the most based player in the league.
>>67503298
Looking at Embolo too apparently.
>>67503515
Next year is our year confirmed
>>67503348
Seems like a smart lad who thinks about his future. I never understood why all talents want to join stacked teams. It's fucking retarded.
>>67503515
I thought that was mostly wiped out last year
Goodbye, I'm off to work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73S6zaLrl8Y
>>67503583
Thanks. Take care.
doesn't look that good of a record to be a wunderkind when he's playing for the only good team in his league tbhwyf
>>67503595
It's good for a player his age. He has done well in Europe and has a good attitude.
>>67503638
all I'm saying is he doesn't look like the next rashford or anything
>>67503638
Did well in Euro qualifiers too.
>>67501836
#bayernwinslol
Guys, how do we fix denmark?
And... back to Nederland I go.
See you tonight /bundes/.
Bayer Leverkusen played a rather disappointing season but they'll still finish third.
>>67503348
He just fired his agent last week, because he wasnt getting anything done after 3 meetings with the BVB-bosses.
Dembele supposedly is super depressed about the stagnation of the talks especially because his birthday is coming up.
He will go to BVB, but I guess theyll have to pay more than 15 Million.
20 million seems fair, but it will pronably end up being 18.
Discuss Leipzig pls kthx
>>67503978
I am hearing from well informed sources that Götze will be transferring there.
>>67504021
You dont have sources and they arent well informed then. He will wait out his 10 million/year contract at Bayern and then move to Liverpool or BVB.
>>67504051
This entire post is a LIE. Do NOT trust this poster she is a FRAUD.
>>67504051
Ivans sources are literally all the prostitutes in Mackay.
Judge their reliability as you will.
>>67502362
Why is Drobo so based?
>>67503525
They were always the best at their levels + all the people around them told them they're the best, so their ego is huge when they sign their first contract. Like with really smart kids, some are bummed when they join an University and find out that there are tons of other smart kids, because until then they only experienced school where they could excel their classmates easily.
>>67503525
>>67504121
That, and I imagine some feel its best to take the money while you can get it
jörn andersen is the new coach of north korea
>mfw
>>67504121
Not to mention confidence. Some players need to feel like the star player to excel. Thats what happened to Götze.
After his injury the fans started hating him and he imploded.
>>67504051
>Liverpool or BVB
more like HSV
what are liverpoo and bvb competing with each other for ever player? did kloppo steal the shortlist on his way out?
>>67504252
Most of these rumours are lazy clickbait.
>you know remember Mikel Merino to Liverpool
>>67504386
I don't even know who she is
>>67504404
Neither did the Liverpool Journos. They still wrote about him.
Chimney sweeper is in my kitchen right now
>>67504486
Watch out he doesn't make your new Sessel dirty.
Aaaand he's gone. Be right back grocery shopping
>>67504486
FUN fact: We don't have chimneys usually
>>67502265
morning
Any updates on the Tabea Kemme to me situation?
>>67504498
I bet the chimney sweeper would make himself dirty in that Sesselanon's appartment..
>>67504680
You've been outbid
>>67504680
she had a career ending pregnancy and has retired anon.
>>67504680
I met her and I told her about you and she said you're a creep and you should leave her alone.
"Grand Tour"
Hmmm
>>67504839
It should be just like the foreign specials
Returned
>still no signing picture
Was he even in Munich
My gf
>>67503583
Bye
>>67503835
See you
>>67503948
Tells you everything you need to know about the current state of the league
>>67504917
Yes
>>67504516
Of course you don't
>>67505188
Who?
>>67505205
Aubameyang
>>67505258
Crazy guy. But thought he would only drive golden cars...
Time for me to leave for today. Tschüss
>>67505205
not me for sure
>>67505336
gesundheit
>>67505258
sonic the hedgehog tier
Just actually sat in the couch chair and it's really not comfortable. In fact, it's uncomfortable. I think I'll bring it back. The binners come tomorrow
>>67505336
Ciao
http://www.sueddeutsche.de/sport/-neuer-bayern-trainer-ancelotti-raet-mario-goetze-zum-wechsel-1.2990054
inb4 islandmonkey this litthe piece of shit
serves her right.
Yeah well, Mario Götze is gone. He's like one of those shows or artists you force yourself to like but just can't get through with it
>>67505443
>binners
Sounds cute
>>67505552
do (You) think he's more likely to go back to dortmund or to liverpool?
>>67505678
>what i really hope
not to dortmund. liverpool is pretty good possible because kloppo always liked him and still does.
>what i fear
that watzke is a cheeky mofo and tries to play the "fans has to stick to the team, not individual players - blease support nevertheless"
>what i think
50/50
From Slaven Billic's office wall
>>67505802
genious!
i thought you left
>>67505827
Yeah me too, but it was a false alarm. I'll leave in ~30 minutes.
>>67505747
fair. have any other potential suitors been mentioned in germany?
>>67505802
he did not come up with this
its just cold pasta
>>67505802
You just know some autist on here just did the math to check if it's correct.
>>67505802
What a hack
>>67505859
>add up a few simple maximum double-digit numbers
>autist
i love you /sp/
and will ever do
>>67505842
You're sitting on hot coals then
>>67505802
breaking: homosex is better than hardwork or knowledge
>>67505859
>>67505871
>>67505802
But ABCDEF = 65, 66, 67 and so on
??
>>67505871
spotted the autist
>>67505802
That may be so, but Cut Inside = 105%
>>67505918
don't hack me
>the DFB cup final is the weekend after this week's
Perfect
CLATTER
i don't think i'll watch it
>>67506061
but the boos for hummer will be hilarious
>>67506079
Doubt people will boo him during the final... on Saturday maybe...
>>67506112
>Doubt people will boo him during the final
dortmund supporters are going to fuck him up good for sure.
and im looking forward to that so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSy2DcATYUo
>>67506112
boos will happen
Beste is a great player
evening friends
>>67506356
25·15!
>>67506310
As he should be
>>67506356
I'm not your friend, buddy
>>67502536
lack of bintpol desu
Dont Xhaka and Sanches play the same position?
>>67507135
Remotely
>>67507135
Arsenal needs depth for the CL group stage.
>>67507429
renato
night
>>67508437
Night
Here we go
The Bayern team next season makes my dick so damn hard
>>67502088
Kill me, Pete.
Night
>>67509434
OK night
>>67508437
>>67508574
>>67509434
>>67509463
>>67505146
Hello again, I'm home now.
happy for Kirchhoff
>>67512017
He seems a nice lad and has done well after that horrible debut.
>Götze
>Laut "Süddeutscher Zeitung" hat der Italiener Götze in einem Telefonat vergangene Woche zu einem Wechsel geraten, wenn dieser regelmäßig spielen wolle.
He dun goofed up!
>>67512266
Would be funny if he stays another year to collect his salary and then move back to Dortmund for free.
>>67512266
If that is true, Götze fucked up big time. He pretty much wasted his whole talent, almost his whole career. What could he have achieved wit Jürgen and his BVB? WHAT?
And for what? For three nationals, not even a Champions League final with Bayern.
>>67512319
To bad he can't move back, bvb fans would literally kill him.
>>67512380
Serves him right, that cunt
Kiyotake is rumored to go to Hertha
This Dortmund was pretty goat too bad they ended up backstabbing each other
So we've already signed mats and sanches who's next?
Anyone care to animate Watzkes face on Jon snow and lewas götzes and matses face on those who stabbed him?
Adrian Ramos will be Sunderland's Okazaki
Hello I'm back.
Good night, /bundes/.
>>67513654
Hallo
>>67513682
yes hello and good night
I wonder if Kyouko has a cute little feminine weaboo penis~
most definitely
good night
