1-0 Sakho; Carroll a shit
Last game at Upton
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Aston Villa
>FA panic refballing to keep United in it
Fuck sake.
this is so so so shit
>REFBALL
Fucking was in
>Antonio
Go united
>>67486692
>manure need refball this badly
this match is already a meme
>i rate andy carroll
>>67486692
its the boleyn you shit
LADS THIS MATCH IS SHOWING A DANGEROUS AMOUNT OF MEMES
who /ABU/ here?
man united are literally a mid table team
>karol
For 'muh set piece specialist man' Payet's corners are pretty shit.
>dat refball
slags
What happened to Sakho?
He was the don last season but he's been average this season.
T-the ball went out, r-right?
>West Ham fans throw bottles at United players
>United bottle 4th place
poetry
Is this the same team that were destroyed by Swansea in the last game?
Calling Manure to lose by 3-0.
No way Wet Spam won't score another playing like this.
What that even out? Anyone got a webm of the incident?
>de gay is better than Schmeichel
Dubs and flustered Rooney straight red
REFFBALL REFFBALL REFFBALL REFFBALL REFFBALL REFFBALL REFFBALL REFFBALL REFFBALL REFFBALL REFFBALL REFFBALL REFFBALL REFFBALL REFFBALL REFFBALL REFFBALL REFFBALL REFFBALL REFFBALL REFFBALL REFFBALL REFFBALL REFFBALL
going to miss upton park lads
>35 million pounds
>POONEY
>Pooney
wew
>People want a literal donkey called up for England because MUH PLAN BEEE
That Carroll chance was the worst defending I've ever seen.
Both centrebacks pushed up to the halfway line about 20 yards ahead of their fullbacks. Absolutely insane.
>>67486767
pajeet is generally overrated, if you hadn't noticed
>ROONEY
>GOOD
LOL and he'll STILL start for England.
>dat shot
JESUS CHRIST
>rppney
>>67486781
Because wham have been playing differently + injury
>RPPNEY
>need CL
>play like this
manure are getting stomped
>>67486767
His previous long pass to Noble was pretty sweet
Was that the bitch from the apprentice beside hodge
>>67486795
this
>there's thousands of fans outside the stadium
>when the gates open at ft all those thousands will enter
>it's inevitable there will be a pitch invasion anyway and it'll kick off with the man utd fans
yfw when it all kicks off at FT, the FA fine west ham and make them play the first game of next season behind closed doors
>rppney
OVERRATED FAT UGLY OGRE FUCK
BRADY
R
A
D
Y
>>67486799
why? people banging on that it's some holy grail of atmosphere. It's dog shit 75% of the reason.
>rooney will still start every match at the euros ahead of good players who deserve a place
WASTEFUL FAT CUNT
>rppney
the original "3rd best player in the world" does it again
>rppney
kek
oh shit forgot this was today
whats the score? do united have to win?
>it's a refball and fucked up 1v1 chance and end up losing 2-1/3-1 episode
Fuck sake.
MY FUCKING GOD
I THOUGH UTD PERFORMANCE VS NORWICH WAS BAD
THIS IS FUCKING WORSE
JESUS CHRIST!
>lvg
>employed
>>67486824
>>67486818
>>67486835
>>67486843
>>67486844
why do you replace the o's with p's?
>>67486779
>manure in charge of defending
>mfw rooney starts instead of vardy in the euros
>Implying Roy didn't lay the pipe on Karren Brady
it's funny, we actually miss fellaini
>Man U win tonight
>Man City get dumped into Europa just in time for the arrival of Pep, but LVG stays at Man U.
West Ham win tonight
>Man City keep Champions League spot for next season when Pep arrives, but LVG out of Man U and Mourinho in.
Help me /sp/, I don't know which is the more entertaining outcome for next season?
>>67486847
which one mate?
>>67486833
cute samefagging Hansen
>all these paupers with their shitty streams like a minute behind because they can't afford based sky
Stop ruining the thread cunts
>>67486834
illsboro 2.0
>>67486857
because that's his name
>>67486779
That manure defence though
cant root for this nigger team
>>67486811
Woy just can't be that dumb, he just can't.
Pooney is doing everything in his ability to play himself out of the England starting line-up, and Kane, Vardy and even Sturridge keep doing well.
>mfw rppney and wellkek will play over kane and vardy in the yuros
>pooney will be a starter instead vardy
lel
>>67486857
N E W
E
W
>>67486857
its called a meme lad
>>67486838
NOYCE!
>>67486880
I told you to stop sonoran hot dog tex mex platter
>>67486871
>giving Jewdoch shekels
>>67486864
LVG is staying whatever happens
>>67486863
We always miss Fellani for teams like West Ham and the old Stoke.
>>67486863
This is LvG's best lineup minus shaw and they are getting this rekt
is rashford a meme?
>>67486847
1-0 to West Spam. United being dominated harder than a a quadriplegic blind deaf mute.
United need to draw at least.
>>67486847
They are still alive with a loss or draw, but there would be about a 90% chance Man City would get the 4th spot if that happened.
New thread when?
Valencia and Blind are both pretty shit today.
Valencia already slipped once, gave the ball to Carrol another time and has been caught out of position a couple times.
>>67486889
welbeck just got injured today out for 4 months
>>67486857
I think it originally started out with someone excitedly typing his name, and writing ps instead of os.
>>67486864
first scenario
>>67486809
I have indeed noticed this Dietmar. I've been rarely impressed when I've seen him play, he just seems to pop up with the odd free kick every now and then.
>>67486894
>smalling will be a starter
>wes morgan will be on the bench
was Depay a flop?
>>67486864
What about:
>Man Utd shit the bed tonight and City keep the Champions League spot for next season when Pep arrives and LVG stay another year at Utd
>>67486889
>one-legged welbeck starts over kane
please woy
>>67486937
Wes Morgan is Jamaican
>>67486938
>was
>>67486918
You're in it.
United Players CONFIRMED for having PTSD
>£250m on shit players
>won't sack van laal because of £5m pay off
>>67486840
kek
how is it not 2-0. This is why carrol will never compete on international level.
>>67486938
who?
>100 posts
>14 posters
>>67486871
On the sky xbox app and im behind the illegal steamers
>Martin Tyler will never stop sucking Rooney's dick
>>67486938
Utd Depayed too much for him
>>67486885
I would take Lelbeck over fucking Rooney. I'd take fucking Walcott over Rooney.
Rooney is just so bad these days. Most of his goals for England have been friendly against San Marino and meme teams. Even his goal against Brazil was a deflection.
The guy is shit. Vardy and Kane NEED to start.
>>67486955
>Irishman bandwagoning United/Liverslip
Shocking
>>67486937
>implying Morgan won't be too busy cucking the US of Ayy out of Copa Memerica
>>67486952
Best start believing in new threads, lad.
>spotlight back on drugs since Christmas
>Smalling turns shit
>>67486940
I think it will be Rooney and Defoe starting up front.
>>67486948
but he is black
that automatically makes him british
>>67486885
Search your heart, you know it to be true.
Woy played the same decrepit geriatric midfield last world cup despite repeated failures and he'll do the same with his strikers.
Why are English managers so shit? Is it the curse of Brian Clough? Will England need to reverse the curse with Nigel?
>>67486939
Actually probably most likely scenario.
>united should be 3-0 down
>they will somehow win 2-1
>>67486937
what about STONES
that's some brazilian tier defending m8
>>67486967
that'll teach you for still playing video games like an autist
>>67486933
he's also supremely confident in his own ability, makes him look like a massive wanker most of the time
>>67486938
depends how good he is next season
>that Mata bald spot at 28
JUST
>>67486970
Wellblack is out for the Euros which is a relief since Woy worships him.
>>67486987
>>67486987
>united scoring 2 goals
mate
>>67486989
Stones is the white David Luiz
Just lost 2 BTC on pathetic fucking United
>>67486984
You know it
THURSDAY NIGHT
CHANNEL FIVE
Remember when Valencia was good?
>mata the only player in the box
>play it up in the air to him despite being about 5 foot
nice tactics you have there man u
>Welbeck is injured
Poor lad. But it's only a good thing for Arsenal. Campbell is superior. But bad news for England as Rooney will get called up and Roy will go "Well Welbeck was injured so Rooney is the best sub choice!" and then he sucks. I'd take fucking Carroll over Rooney.
>>67486989
pls no
john pebbles is a meme dribble babby
>>67486970
>implying VARDY PARTY won't be played on the wing to replace welblack and Sturridge and Kane start upfront
TEKKERS
Rooney's idea of a through pass is blasting the ball 50 yards in front of Martial.
>>67487004
Not that bad. People are balding at 20 nowadays
>it's a press all the images until they disappear captcha which literally never works episode
>>67487018
n-no?
>mata
JUST
>>67486889
>mfw by the time England plays Slovakia Woy will realize they are shit and play Vardy/Kane instead
>>67486974
It's not "bandwagoning" when the citiy of Liverpool is Irish.
We can claim all Liverpool and Boston success.
Vardy----Kane
Milner----Alli----Drinkwater----Wilshere
Rose----Dier----Smalling----Walker
Lods?
Based Irish goal keeping
>>67486902
Gas scum. Mind the gap
STICK YOUR BLUE FLAG UP YOUR ASS
Guys
I'm sitting next to someone in the library wearing a Steven Gerrard LA Galaxy jersey.
What should I say to him?
>>67487024
Wenger would sub in a cone before Campbell, he has some unexplained hatred for the boy.
>>67486760
Here.
>tfw also ABWorst Ham though
>>67487033
>not using legacy capatcha
ur a meme
>>67487030
Rooney's idea of any touch seems to be blasting it in the general direction of the opposition goal
>>67487005
Thing is, Welbeck plays well for England, shit for Arsenal. The problem is, as I said, Rooney will now be Lelbecks replacement, regardless of how shit he performs. That will be the excuse.
Vardy, Kane, Sturridge, Sterling(?), Walcott, Ali the forwards?
imagine the title race if lestah and spurs weren't there desu
>>67487051
don't let your dreams slip
rppney
p
p
n
e
y
nice pass, rppney
FUCK OFF YOU FAT FUCKING CUNT
Manure just aren't a very good team tbth lads
this is such a fucking passionless performance
THIS IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PLAYING IN THE EUROPA LEAGUE AND THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE YOU CUNTS
JUST FUCKING PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET
>>67487045
Get rid of Wilshire. Put in Albrighton.
Get rid of Alli. Put in Rooney.
>>67487051
Tell him not to let it slip
>RPPNEY
>>67487051
FIVE TIMES, LA
>Rooney
>Mata on the wing
>that rooney pass
>>67487024
you're mental if you think Rooney was never getting called up. I'd bet my wifes sons life on him starting the first game.
>have chance to cuck both the plastics and poop the new plastic king
>cuck yourself instead
if a loss here doesn't have van laal out at the end of the season i don't know what would
>>>>>>rny
>>67487045
dier needs to be DM
why the fuck is wilshere in there you must be an arselel fan
milner is best as a sub
rose is dodgy at defending only good going forward
smalling shouldn't even be in the sqaud
4/10
PAYET LOL!
>if West Ham hadn't fucked up against Swansea they would have been going into the final day even with City and with a shot at CL qualification
>>67487051
96wne
>payet
>poopney
>payshit
>Payet
>>67487054
He played him when Lelbeck was out. So either Wenger will buy a new winger or use Campbell.
>PAYET
>GOOD
LELELELELELEL
>>67487045
Wilshere on the right wing? What a crazy idea, but it just might work!
>>67486989
Stones is god awful.
>POOyet
this match is silly as fuck
>pajeeet
>>67487051
THIS
>Player of the year
>SLIP
Take this overrated freekick baby off.
>Pajeet
Don't do this to me Dimitri ffs
>>67487024
after that missed chance you'd still take carrol over rooney?
>Pooyet
> Pieate
>sliptial
>poyet
top lel lads this fucking match
imagine if west ham weren't shit at finishing
I don't think the united players know we can get top 4??? should someone remind them???
>Payshit
>Poyet's inferior Chinese bootleg
>>67487051
>>96
haaahahaha
>payet
>>67487042
>Boston
>>67487057
>spending 10 minutes trying to decipher mmummnninnunummnunnu
No thanks.
>POOET
>>67487045
>wilshere
>milner
>dier not at DM
>West ham should be 2 or 3-0 up by now
They better not fuck this up.
>POOYET
>all these wasted chances
disgusting
>pooinlooyet
Carroll should quit running and just stand in the box
>>67487073
>Get rid of Wilshire
>why the fuck is wilshere in there you must be an arselel fan
Wilshere's been absolutely brilliant every time he pulls on an England shirt and that's absolutely undeniable.
If he's fit, he goes desu.
>>67487078
KEK
>>67487045
albrighton, schlupp and huth in for milner and welsher
dier as a midfielder
Rooney is the only one on this team that can see spaces and move the ball forward from side to side. The rest are useless
Why are so many Utd fans in love with Herrera? He just doesn't seem to be that good.
This could be 4-0 if Wet Spam weren't godawful at finishing.
>>67487128
it's literally house numbers
>ITS A FOUL IF WEST HAM FANS SAY IT IS
>>67487133
>not rating Milner
kek, he's been great this year
Who the fuck are these mid table cocksuckers?
> muh 50k season tickets
Still 0 PL wins though
>Payet >Rppney >Carroll
>>67487110
Spotted the amdrone
Don't really like watching United since they're boring as shit, should I tune in to this for memes or is it just not worth it?
>>67487127
...
>Utd without Fellaini
It's embarrassing and one of the more valid criticisms of Van Gaal that Utd are so poor without him. West Ham have a big guy in Carroll and can play decent football with or without him.
>Le meme freekick man
>boleyn ground
West Ham should literally be 3-0 up
>turn up for the bowling ground
what did they mean by this
>>67487085
Because the last 6 England games, Wilshere was the MoM for 5 of those and the best England player for those 6.
That's why. Wheelchair is a beast for England and the fact you ignore this makes me think you're a Spuds fan angry that he's decent for the national team.
>tfw no comfy council flat above a stadium
>rashford hiding from the ball
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFF
>Watching the game from your council estate window
Truely the proletarian game
>all those Wet Spam wasted chances
You just know United is going to nick two fluke goals.
Hart
Clyne Smallings Cahill Rose
...................dear
...........Rooney.wilshire
.....................Alli
...............Vardy Kane
is rashford a meme?
>>67487154
Maybe I'll go back to it then. For ages it was indecipherable bullshit.
Big Sam wasn't there this time ;_;
>>67487115
Yes. Especially since Rooney hasn't shot on target yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM_tEDWpQJ0
>>67487175
This.
I don't understand why /sp/ completely ignores the fact that Wheelchair's absolutely fantastic for England.
>>67487181
Inshallah
great ball in from rooney
england squad for euros
vardy - okazaki
albrighton - kante - drinky - mahrez
fuchs - huth - morgan - simpson
schmeichel
thoughts?
>>67487182
two right backs, i like that
video of the united players in the coach while it was getting pelted
https://twitter.com/wozthegooner/status/730122716527906816
>You will never charge people money to watch the West spam game out yer window
>pajeet
>>67487182
replace rooney with milner
>>67487176
why is that allowed?
MUNICH TWATS TRYING TO INJURE OUR BEST PLAYER. FUCK OFF
>man utd players on the coach
https://twitter.com/TerraceImages/status/730124346044366848
https://twitter.com/TerraceImages/status/730124346044366848
PMSL
>>67487197
i don't think Simpson is english
>>67487127
Ireland is tsundere for Britain. Otherwise, they wouldn't have let UK bail them out when the Euro crashed.
>>67487177
The ball was slightly deflected from the header before.
