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first for Champ Man on xbox
>>67479427
Easy. Videoton were so shit in my save that they even got relegated once.
would stream right now but i'm crashing hard from the whole not sleeping thing
brain is mush but i am not going to be able to sleep fuck
>>67479654
well if you sleep now your sleep schedule is fucked
>>67479609
here you go, this is a lovebird checking out the newest FM.
>>67479697
the absolute state of this
I'm pretty sure that's his 3 OG this season.
>>67479774
Its already happening, we're bleeding cash.
Taking a break from FM, Stellaris is too fun
Buyern Munich
lolololol
>>67479967
More like
Bayern buttmunch
AMIRITE???
>>67480183
more like Buy em' All-ich
I hate my CB's, they drop the ball every game at least once.
>have to get first to get into playoffs
>Dortmund II wins every single game
come on. I swear Regionalliga is the shittiest thing ever.
>32yr old Italian player is homesick and wants to leave
>I accept, transfer list him and offer him out for 50% his actual value
>two middling Italian clubs make an offer
>he refuses both because they won't pay the wages he wants
Italians desu
>start managing shit club for a challenge
>scout half decent player for a position we desperately need to fill
>ask the board to intervene to snatch him up
>"We feel the club is performing fine at the moment"
>we've lost the last five games
??? this is my replacement
>>67480417
Oh well time to focus on signing africans
>muh best defence in europe
lel
>He's marked his birthday with a goal
You don't see those very often.
>>67480480
Too bad my CB decided to score an OG
ooft, close
Suzie the waitress strikes again
>>67480561
rip forgot image
>>67480448
>tfw you have a genuine European fortress
still lose to Dundee United and Ross County
>>67480603
>playing as the bad guys
hello, just new to the game, playing a save as Boca juniors
Question is why can't I play with them in the European champions cup?
>>67480637
>bad guys
cafolic pls leave
>>67480653
You have to manage the senior team instead
Who here experimenting with lop sided fuck you we'll score more than you tactics?
It surprisingly worked OK so far.
>>67479642
this is a good post
>>67481067
My eyes mate
>>67481067
this is how my formation looks when 60% of my squad is injured. You play hoofball with this formation or what?
Because who defends anymore, amirite?
>>67481236
>You play hoofball[...]?
Is there any other way?
Its annoying though, we're not winning games despite playing well, mostly due to a "costly mistake that cost us a goal" from at least one player each game. Surprisingly my IF had two in a row. How much do you have to cock up to cost us a goal when playing an IF?
>play schalke reserves
>they play half of their first team
why
>olimpija knocked me out of europe
i hope you're happy slovenia you ruined my save and i am now bankrupt and losing all my players
>start moving out of the relegation zone
>so does everyone else so I'm actually going nowhere
QPR beat Arsenal 4-0 and Villa went 3-1 against ManU. Shit's intolerable desu
>>67481748
I saw your squad m8, I knew it was going to happen. Irish league is either shit or really undervalued in game.
Just snap up regens with a lot of potential and use them. They're cheap on wages and easy(er) to keep at the club.
>>67481688
>Schalke
>>67481848
i don't have money
>>67481856
Use the real-time editor my friend
>>67481856
Sell older guys, buy younger guys, sell younger guys when they get older.
>>67481877
You've never managed in Ireland before, I see.
>>67481896
No, I haven't, but I don't see the point you're making?
Can't sell players?
>>67481067
clough is really good in my wednesday save. 11 goals in 18 games in his first half PL season
>>67481917
He's doing pretty OK but I'm alternating him between an AF and a False nine. Not getting as many assists as I was hoping though.
>tfw you sell your home grown star for 65m
its a good and bad feel ;_;
>>67481915
Nobody will EVER off you money for players. Or at least anywhere near enough to make up for your wage bills. It's impossible to not run in to debt.The only way a club can survive is by getting a good regen and hoping he goes to england for several hundred thousand with good sell on and succeeds. I, for one, don't have the facilities to do that and don't have the ability to build a squad in massive debt unless I win the league this year and get lucky in the CL. This will not happen.
>>67482043
>Or at least anywhere near enough to make up for your wage bills
Play kids, give them long term contracts (with optional extensions if possible), they play for peanuts. Avoid older players as they want decent wages. Ignore the player values, just sell them for whatever you get. Wages are the biggest expenditure in smaller leagues any way. Getting rid of older players, even if for cheap, is still a gain.
Your squad is mostly older guys, sell them or release on a free. Buy up regens from other clubs, if you don't have the money use 48 month clauses so you pay the fee over several years.
This >>67480431 is your squad right? I'm juts curious, how much are you paying Stephen Quinn and Gregory Gendrey in comparison with the 19 yo lithuanian kid?
>>67482129
>Play kids
I have no talented kids
>give them long term contracts
Semi pro, max 2 years
>Avoid older players as they want decent wages
They're the only players in the league who won't get me relegated.
>Ignore the player values, just sell them for whatever you get.
I have not had a single paid transfer offer in this entire save. 4 teams have in the entire save. 4.
>Wages are the biggest expenditure in smaller leagues any way. Getting rid of older players, even if for cheap, is still a gain.
This literally will not help when I have no income that even remotely offsets wages even if I slashed them. My stadium has 20% attendance.
>Your squad is mostly older guys, sell them or release on a free.
My youth will get me relegated. I do not have other good young players.
>Buy up regens from other clubs
I don't have the scouting network to do anything other than guess who might be good. All the foreign signings were blind hope.
>I'm juts curious, how much are you paying Stephen Quinn and Gregory Gendrey in comparison with the 19 yo lithuanian kid?
Not much different. The 19yo lithuanian kid is one of my best paid players and I only signed him because he was offered to me and his club ratings looked good.
You're vastly underestimating the financial problems in this league.
>Struggling to sign a 36 year old PE teacher as manager
This is when you know a team is good.
>>67482188
ah the joys of playing as a shit side
>>67482188
Did you try loanees yet? Either way, get rid of the old geezers man.
>>67482223
I'm trying to get loanees
>literally telling me to get rid of my best players
The only way I can compete is European success man. If I offload them I'll just still be in debt, only losing slightly less money per month while drastically decreasing my team quality.
>>67482207
>moyses
I just conceded a goal to this fucking pacebabby. I want to die.
>>67482264
If you're best players are 30 year olds you're already fucked. What are you going to do when they go to shit?
>>67482304
>willy
huehueueheuheuehuehauheuaeheauheuheueahueehueaheuehauaehaeueahua
>>67482317
I don't know. It's not like I've had any other options. I'm just hoping I get good regens this intake day and maybe some good loanees don't reject me like they always do. I had one at the start of the season who scored 7 in 10 and refused to re-sign.
>>67482333
Are you poaching regens from other Irish clubs at all?
>>67482412
I can't afford to nor do I have the rep to entice good ones from top clubs.
>>67482481
What about shittier or same rep clubs? They can get good regens some times too.
Do you got part time scouts? Where can you scout any way?
>>67482511
They can get good regens but to date, none of come in
I have part time scouts that can stay in the UK and Ireland and they're really, really fucking shit and really, really slow at their jobs.
>>67482531
Vanarama south/north? I have no idea who and from where you can bring in desu. Try unhappy/listed players.
>>67482589
Vanarama player aren't really good enough. I'd need League 2 starters at worst to get to a level where I can get in to Europe.
>>67482610
>I'd need League 2 starters
In a semi-professional low rep Irish club? You need some young physical lads with potential that might get you into Europe in the future imho.
Try searching for Jaka Corn and Nino Pungarsek. They're available on a free from Bravo (Slovenia) at the start of the game. So is Andraz Mrkonja but he's on loan in Holland. They're league 2 players.
I dunno if they'll want to come though and its a bit cheaty going for players you know.
>>67482670
>In a semi-professional low rep Irish club?
Yes because the top 3 clubs who eat up the European spots all have players better than that. Dundalk signed players from the EPL this season. It's ridiculous. SI really fucked up this league.
>BREAKING: @stokecity midfielder Stephen Ireland out for extended period after breaking his leg in training.
so who hates him? who 2footed him in training
>the city of Villa
Came back from 1:0, went a man down, scored anyway and we're trough to the 5th round in the FA cup.
>>67482721
Kek. Good luck then.
Some questions for my fellow managers #wearethemanagers
Do you use touchline team talks?
Do you use the in-game note system?
Do you use shortlists?
Do you create your own set piece routines?
Do you use post-match analysis and go full autism over statistics like pass completion and distance run?
>>67483073
This feels oddly corporate.
>>67483073
no, no, yes, yes, sometimes
>>67483073
y
>using in game notes
only when the game automatically shortlists the players
y (if Tom's cheesy "put fastest player on edge of area" counts)
n
>>67483088
is it the hashtag?
>>67483073
>Do you use touchline team talks?
Yes, always.
>Do you use the in-game note system?
Nope
>Do you use shortlists?
Yes, always.
>Do you create your own set piece routines?
Yes but usually only tinker a bit with the default one, nothing more.
>Do you use post-match analysis and go full autism over statistics like pass completion and distance run?
Sometimes
>>67483105
I'm not sure, Mike, you tell me what it is.
Mitch stream pls, till like 11 PM then go sleep to get a normal christian sleep schedule.
>>67483671
>Not being there for real nigga hours
>>67483073
y
n
y
y
y
>>67483073
Yes,
Yes to mark people as autistic so I won't ever talk to them.
Yes I literally get any player that can be somewhat of an asset to my team on my shortlist.
I do corners, because it's literally free goals with a player outside of the box in both attacking and defending situations. don't do free kicks though, should probably look into that.
Yes, but mostly if I'm doing poorly.
>>67483717
no I have somewhat of a real life.
>>67483671
hmmm i'll think about it
kinda wanted to watch the footie tho
been playing overwatch and ENJOYING MYSELF recently too
just waiting on a friend to arrive then i'll start streaming FM ok
>>67483767
>no I have somewhat of a real life.
no you don't
also to be totally candid the last 2 weeks i have been more depressed than i have ever felt and i kinda feel it makes the stream really shite especially when i don't pay attention to the game at all and just let my team lose 1-0 with no tactics changes and no subs
just not a happy dude atm and i don't want you guys to have to watch something that isn't enjoyable just to humour me
>>67484000
Its ok cos you can just host a skype call and let Art and yiddi get bantered to death for your amusement.
But seriously if you don't want to thats fine but don't feel like the streams have been boring, maybe one or two have but for the most part they've been very entertaining.
>>67484000
What the fuck's wrong with you? You're like 20, how can you be depressed? Holy fuck, just do some drugs or something.
Should have beaten up Dan. That'd make you feel better right away. You can still do it faggot.
>>67484000
yeah beat up that guy and rape day z
>Not raping Dan and beating up DayZ
>>67484151
>not beating it to Dan raping DayZ
Its the cuck way
>>67484166
>not beating up DayZ with Dan
>>67484205
>Not raping Dan with DayZ
>>67484205
>not getting pegged by Jair's wife
>>67484043
it's not that i don't want to it just feels like i'm wasting your time sometimes
>>67484068
idk lol got unlucky with brain chemistry and i'm a male teenager so i'm p likely to get chemical depression u kno u kno
i'd rather rest safely in the knowledge that he isn't part of my life anymore
>>67484233
why dont you turn into a girl instead?
>>67484233
You'll be fine, just sleep with a black chick.
>>67484250
>>67484254
Both good options tbqh
>tfw missed all the Mitch drama
it's like not being up to date with a tv show everyone is watching
>>67484233
>i'd rather rest safely in the knowledge that he isn't part of my life anymore
Translation: I'm a limp wristed faggot.
Come on Mitch, there's a first time for everything. Relieve the stress.
>>67484276
It's the plot to a Tyler Perry movie but in reverse.
>>67484254
>>67484276
except that TV shows can usually be found on sites less broken that twitch
>This heart
>>67484276
Most of the episodes are just repeats though
>>67484288
Why haven't you gone out and taken more pictures of your ducks?
>>67484283
please just stop man
>>67484276
ain't no drama i'm just sad
>>67484222
actually not a Great post
>>67484254
>>67484328
not like Jair could've performed the marital duties, being locked up in the Boreham Wood stadium basement
>good belgian CB a free agent for over a year
>sign him as i feel sorry for the lad, plus he'd be good cover for my 1st team
>within a week of signing him numerous other teams have asked to loan him as a key player including AC milan
>mfw
>>67484337
thats so adorable that his friend helped him.
why dont you sleep with him instead mtch?
live lads .tv/mtsc2
>>67484043
>tfw not even mentioned
>>67484233
Ignore Slovenia 'LOL JUST LIKE BEAT HIM UPP XDDDDDD'
>>67484276
It's all on twitch if you want to find it
>it's a tripfags circlejerking episode
>>67484366
please, he can do a lot better than Mitch
>>67484379
kem?
>>67484381
do u want me to take the trip off m80
only reason i have it on is because people told me to get one
What is it with those ratings?
>>67484316
Even kittens have claws Mitch.
>>67484387
Nah Morzi I'm clearly stapler
>>67484379
>>tfw not even mentioned
Because you are the one bantering them to death.
I suppose you get a little "MURICA" banter but really Yiddi and Art get the most
>>67484342
stop it
>>67484400
G O A T
O
A
T
>>67484422
>stapler
>starting sentences with capital letters
>>67484470
It's definitely me stapler just using my phones autocorrect and not kem's autism
>>67484379
>american
No wonder you're OK with cuckoldry.
Beat him up. If he's bigger and stronger just sucker punch him. Don't worry, it gets easier after the adrenaline kicks in.
>England manager Roy Hodgson is delaying announcing his 23-man Euro 2016 squad until Monday to "better assess players' fitness" after the final round of Premier League fixtures.
Oh good, so Woy is gonna take a bunch of half fit lads who always get in his squad despite having only played like 3 games all season rather than picking on form.
Wouldn't want to do anything risky like pick some players who are in good form and actually stand a chance at the tournament now would we?
>tfw given massive budget thats burning a hole in your pocket but dont want to replace any players
He's a from my youth team and plays well but his stats look not very good
>>67484566
inb4 wilshere
http://www.strawpoll.me/10178044
http://www.strawpoll.me/10178044
http://www.strawpoll.me/10178044
Arsenal are competing for the title for the first time in a long time, not to mention getting into the Champions League for the first time in three years. So in a genius decision they've sold there starting GK and a starting fullback.
Top AI.
What is the most money you should pay for a 15 year old GOAT?
world class physicals
whats the best way to set out your scouts? i feel like revamping my set up, just one of a lot of different nationalities?
>>67484803
how much are they asking for?
>>67484805
>preferred position Sweeper Keeper
>>67484819
8m.
nothing wrong with sweeper keepers
>>67484861
post him
>>67484861
thats not too bad. id sign him
>tfw getting my little brother the new pokemon game
>tfw fire starter is literally Brimstone Isaac
Whelp.
>Arse U21s
>Starting Campbell, Coq and Cazorla
>Losing 1-0
>>67484900
>Astronauta
>twice
>Mestre dos magos
>>67484926
iktf
my brother is already going crazy for the fire cat, the little edgelord
I think it looks shit, actually fire starter pokemon are always shit. I'm all about the sea lion desu
>>67484960
>14 determination
huh
I'd only bang if my club were german
Scored 12 goals and conceded 6 in the last 7 matches. 5 won, 1 draw, 1 defeat. This includes a victory over Aston Villa in the cup.
Pretty good for full retard pic related.
>>67484975
Astronauta is there twice but it's the same player.
I like Mortadela and Palito
>>67485004
>me
>17 years old
>complete role model for younger players
absolute madman
>two london teams playing results in traffic chaos
Who'd have guessed it?
>>67484540
You're not using that word correctly.
JUST
>West Ham co-chairman David Sullivan speaking to Sky Sports:
>"I think the Police and officials have been kind, I would make them kick off at 7.45 if it was up to me. Manchester United know the score, they should have been here at four o'clock.
Classic
>Fans rek the Man U team bus
>Blame Man U
Still at least it wasn't the Liverpool team bus, we would've had to have 20 years of inquiries to determine who was at fault.
>>67485576
I gained some respect for West Ham this season, but that kinda ruins it again.
>>67485576
>f-fans w-were mad b-because man u were l-late
>>67485658
>respecting London Clubs
>respecting English Clubs
I'm disappointed
>I didnt realise people who are scummy on a normal day would be even more degenerate and drunk for their last game at their stadium
Its like blaming a dog for barking lads
ZING
>>67485887
I laughed because it is true
>>67485839
>an irishman is a drunk apologist
what a tweest
>>67485887
>chortles
looks perfectly british
>not covering a match after training an anthropomorphic pig to herd sheep
>>67485887
So British he shits the queen
>>67485911
Mozzy Im not denying for a second that they're disgusting humans and attacking buses is rarely good, but its the "surprise" thats retarded
>>67485887
[muffled Hail Brittania playing in the distance]
>>67485887
>titfer
top word
>>67485990
He looks a right titfer as well
>Play 4 squad players in a u21 game
>Go down 1-0
>Go up 2-1 with goals none of your squad players had anything to do with
>Arse
>>67485938
>attacking buses is rarely good
I assume you mean these to be the exception
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballygawley_bus_bombing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M62_coach_bombing
? :^)
>>67485958
>Hail Brittania
>Hail
>Brittania
>>67486025
>googles "ira buses"
>>67486052
googled "British army bus" desu senpai
>playing against a premier league side in the 5th round of the FA cup
>[looking complacent]
...
>Scouting Argentina
>Nothing found boss
Time to send someone to Mongolia.
>>67486052
fenian cunt
>>67486154
>>67486216
>>67486185
>>67486154
>>67486052
>Sign Irish Regen
>"Every contract is a risk, you could break your leg in your first game"
>Regen has died in a car bombing
>FA Cup Final
>West Ham v United
Palace is in the finals you mong
>van laal
>>67486338
Every game is a cup final
>>67486454
It's a cup final in that United need it to kill City's CL ambitions
>Poop in the EL
is "the West Ham way" the most cringey phrase/idea in English football?
How long can this last? I sold what I could sell, I got rid of high wage players, I brought in some young replacements on 10-40k p/m
I don't know if I can get promoted on the first year. Playoffs-yes but promotion unlikely.
>>67486537
>muh west ham way
>line led by Andy Carroll
>>67486720
It doesn't feel like its even going down
jesus christ am I just paying interests only at this point?
I want them to cut to Woy every time an English player misplaces a pass or makes a mistake
>rppney
what went wrong lads
>>67486854
we'd hardly see anything other than his face
>>67486872
>Boca
>River
>PAYET
>poyet
I thought this lad was supposed to be good
>>67487143
>relegated twice from the championship in one year
>good
>>67486537
I still don't know what that means
>>67487143
>>67487131
What happened?
>>67487378
He put it in row Z
>>67487378
He put it in row 26
>>67487378
He put it into seat 26Z
http://sportige.com/lionel-messi-cristiano-ronaldo-nigeria-india-argument-murder-92690/
>>67487378
He put it in Daisy's snatch.
who starts as dlp?
>>67487722
>messi hater confesses
They should add a doubled hidden attribute:
Luck
Discuss.
>>67487825
'no'
>>67487825
1) Would literally be the cheesiest stat ever made.
2) That's basically what motivation is
>>67487722
We already talked about this when it happened
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/66017643/#66025190
>It's probably the Messifag that got stabbed as Ronaldofags are generally more frustrated, Messi being better and all
Belgium rekking you even when you weren't here
>>67487825
no but they should add a penalty saving attribute for gks
>>67485576
More from David Sullivan
>"There was congestion in the street and they couldn't get the coach in. There were people around the coach, but there was no attack on the coach."
>"If you check the coach there won't be any damage to it."
Absolutely delusional
>50M pounds
>10 goals
>>67488070
David Sullivan is literally a proper twat and has been for quite a while now
>>67488168
Does Rashford have more?
>>67488180
>>67488070
David Gold isn't much better
>these people literally own football clubs and are incredibly wealthy
>>67488189
Probably.
Van Gaal is on a mission to make Poop's life with city as miserable as possible
>>67488245
>farther
every time
>>67483073
>Do you use touchline team talks?
Almost never.
>Do you use the in-game note system?
Rarely, usually just to keep track of which managers don't keep up with their loan agreements, or which managers talk shit.
>Do you use shortlists?
Good god always. Shortlist to mark for future transfer, to consider possible transfer, to keep an eye on someone who's nearing contract expiration, or to just keep track of aging vets who have left the club and hear what they're up to (esp. to get them as possible staff if they're retiring).
>Do you create your own set piece routines?
Yes. Set pieces are too fucked in this game not to.
>Do you use post-match analysis and go full autism over statistics like pass completion and distance run?
On occasion. Use it more in-game than post-match.
Enjoy your market research.
What exactly are touchline team talks? Is that when I aggressively yelll at my lads to do better?
>>67483073
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
>tfw still not sure if I want City or United to get CL less
>>67488329
It's a placebo. They put in the interface but the guy who was supposed to code the mechanics into the game engine quit
>>67488442
united getting it guarantees another hilarious year of LVG and no CL for poop, so they're the best choice imo
>>67488481
I use it because it makes me feel better tbqh
>>67488442
>another year of van laal and poop in the EL
There's only one choice
>>67488442
I think you want Man U to get CL football just because Mou is not yet confirmed. You know with absolute certainty you'll he seeing Pep's shitty tiki-taka in the CL if City get in but there is an outside chance we won't be seeing Mou's bus parking if Utd get in.
>>67488490
this 2bh
>>67488312
This is almost me, except I like to do all my stat crunching after the match ends like a good manager.
Also I usually rp being a quiet manager, rarely using touchline shouts and almost always use calm for every team talk and press conference.
Mou's bus parking beats tiki taka in the EPL
Poop will turn City into Arsenal with his way of playing.
Can strongly recommend watching the vid at 21:51 to see the massive pussys that are the Man U players
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/35945740
>>67488532
nice I rp as Arry Redknapp
basically I'm a delusional and ignorant old man who likes a 4-4-2 with a big-guy-small-guy strike partnership
>>67488532
I usually try to become buddies with most coaches, while shitting on a designated 4-6 opposing coaches.
>>67488632
still pretty shit.
In Spain, West Ham keeper would be getting shit for a week for that goal.
>>67488685
Nah, in Spain, they'd just bench him for a worse keeper, until he goes to Portugal
Van Gaal has spent 250 million in 2 seasons and Manchester United will end up celebrating finishing 4th
Not that they shouldn't celebrate it or anything, just funny looking at it that way
>>67488574
>pussies
>laughing and joking and having a jolly good time with a bunch of drunkards surrounding the bus
TOÑO FFS LET THEM WIN
wew
dubs and Rashford scores in Fergie time
desmund 2-2
>>67488847
dubs and rashford scores in louie time
>tfw you will never listen in on the conference call Mourinho and Pep have been having all evening while watching the game
>>67488847
Quints and Mata scores at 93'
>>67488868
>>67488847
singles and city get 4th place
>>67488868
dubs and the ghost of Rob Green kills West Ham one last time
>>67488900
Oh my!
>>67488900
kek
>>67488900
O I am Laffin
>>67488900
>>67488898
>>67488868
>>67488847
>>67488903
>The City of Us
>they weren't watch Eurovision semis
Nige, will you be here for the final?
>>67489043
>weren't watch
JUST
Fourth CWC in a row :3
>>67489082
>>67489043
How many years has it been now since /trb/ became the Eurovision thread and the janny got mad? 3? 4?
There should be a "Yell at the 4th official" function
discuss
>>67489174
There definitely need to be more ways for you to get in trouble with the FA
>>67489174
yeah sure
it should be a huge fucking button on the match screen
Anyone else thinking United not being in the CL again might help be the start of their decline?
If it weren't for the crooked refs, West Ham would be playing CL footy next season
>>67489169
I seriously can't remember, but it's only natural to expect us to discuss Eurovision, the Euros, WC, etc in the thread
>>67479925
This.
>>67489271
that was 3 years ago
besides, with the amount of money they have, they'll never be out of the picture completely
How did it take 4 years to move into a stadium that was already fully built?
Seems like a crazy long time for renovations. Especially as most of the stadium was already modern. It's not like they needed to add modern wiring or plumbing.
>>67489328
I feel like this may have been said about Parma at one point.
So who do City have to bottle it against to not get CL?
>>67489483
>I feel like this may have been said about Parma at one point.
But Parma' decline was caused by Parmalat going to shit over financial fraud
>Man City fans celebrating the 4th place trophy
Small team mentality desu
>>67489528
Swansea away
>>67489573
>Man City
Small team desu
just lost 4 weeks of my save because Windows Update cucked me.
oh god what a helping hand from dundalk
>>67489669
>not using rolling autosaves
>>67489669
>he isn't using W10 Enterprise LTSB
>it's a locked waive compensation for manager position contract
>>67489669
>not playing in windowed mode
>>67489669
>not using a dark skin
>>67489718
>>67489742
>>67489757
>>67489773
i-it won't happen again, i promise
>tfw you start a season full of hope and this happens
anybody /3-5-2/ here?
>>67489842
sorry, I'm 532
>>67489842
Sorry, I'm 235
>>67489860
Same difference
>>67489842
Nah 3412 tho
>>67489893
no sorry that's really nothing like my formation and in fact I think it's quite shit
>>67489842
Sorry I recently switched to the 5-2-2-1 la.
>>67489842
I /whateverthisis/ here
>>67489937
that's hideous
>>67489961
I bet you use wingers
>>67489927
It does its job.
It's been fixed since then.
>>67489990
i do yes and we are very successful
>>67490011
>Successful
who /standard442/ here? Strolling to 1st place with 0 instructions without any problems.
>>67490060
now that's German efficiency
>>67490011
>we are very successful
>>67490011
>>67490060
you don't even have the right flag for people to bite
>>67490011
Nice one.
>>67489937
A diamond with a half back.
lmao Carlton Cole
>The 2017 English """Premier""" League
>>67489961
If by hideous you mean super effective, yes.
>>67490333
love it
>>67490011
>successful
>>67490333
>derby
perfect
>>67490333
>2 wins
cool fantasy world
>>67483073
Only to tell my players to calm down after yellow cards
Yes
Yes
Yes
No
>>67490333
>West Brom
>8 draws, -1 gd
to it's credit FM captures how boring WBA are very well
Has anyone seen a save where they become more than mid-table/relegation fodder?
>>67490333
the 2062 premier league
>>67490536
a big guy for a big club
>disabling regen faces
>>67490593
for some reason regen faces dissappear every December in my save. They come back in January.
When this is on discount?
>>67490615
5 months ago.
Who can blame him honestly
>>67490604
Yeah but you stole your copy so it's probably just fucked
>>67490669
It's probably that. I also get other bugs like statistics disappearing (I can't check Ballon D'Or winners, for example) or being fucked up (pic related)
>>67490706
Check back in two weeks.
They had a sale for the Champions League final on 15
>>67490648
>asking a nignog to tutor a klansman
bravo butters
>>67490818
That nignog is a club legend, show some respect.
>>67483073
>Do you use touchline team talks?
Yes, I'm not sure they do much though
>Do you use the in-game note system?
No
>Do you use shortlists?
Yes, but just one shortlist
>Do you create your own set piece routines?
No
>Do you use post-match analysis and go full autism over statistics like pass completion and distance run?
Yes, I basically only play FM to look at stats
>>67490928
>tfw sometimes you just wish all the managing would go away so you could sit around looking at new stats all day instead
>>67490368
GOAT video
>>67491004
I just like watching players develop I don't care about matches tbqhwy
>>67491197
>mfw i see them arrows pointing to the sky
>>67490628
>>67491349
who is this hunk
>>67491497
>he doesnt know dfw
hes a /lit/ meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXvAd7COpJY
WORLDWIDE SCOUTING LADS WE'RE SAVING THIS SAVE
>>67491776
Find yourself some nice young Brazilians macca
>>67491776
man the red+blue colour scheme is truly hideous
>>67491818
I DEMAND AFRICANS
mitch can u stream pls
>>67492374
He was until about 15 mins ago
>>67492422
tell him to come back
it's Tuesday, the 10th of May in 2016, and Phil Kessel is a Pittsburgh Penguin.
>>67493426
Will that end when >we win the ECFs?
Why do LLM players look like they're playing pissed on 3d mode, literally can't run straight
>>67493470
>Playing pissed
>Implying the ghost of Michael Jackson isn't showing my players the magic of the moonwalk as we coast to a 4-0 victory
>>67493468
FILL THE THRILL OF BILL YOU SHILL
>>67493426
did he gol
>>67493551
Our year, la
>>67493572
ripped a stickside wrister off the left flank while being screened by a Caps defense. went right under Holtby's stick arm. beaut of a snipe.
tfw he wont join me
what the fuck lol
>>67493672
>some african 18 yo regen can grow a better beard than 22 yo me
kill me
>>67493631
classic bill
>>67493750
>be 21
>don't shave for a week
>biggest hairs on my face are still the ones coming out of the freckle at base of my chin
R I P
I
P
>>67493818
it really was, he hasn't been having much luck on the right wing recently, switched to the left for this transition and suddenly his shot goes in.
>>67493888
>mfw people claim Kessel isn't a bigtime player because of his time with the Leafs
The hate that guy gets is hilarious. He's been that kind of player his entire career.
>>67493958
he's needed to have the weight of leadership without the burden of the spotlight on him.
being on that third line is huge for him. Sid, Geno, Tanger, Flower, and now Murray soak up a massive amount of attention, freeing Bill to play his game more naturally.
Pissed most of my spare cash on this lad. Slovenia you better be right about trusting youth because if I don't make european group stages this season, I'm going to be in an unrecoverable financial state.
>>67494301
>Not a Complete Forward
You're fucked la
>>67494039
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
>>67494301
>avoids weaker foot on a striker
bold
>/trb/ - hockey
>>67494466
It's better than /hoc/ - /b/
>>67494482
what isnt
>>67494301
>he listened to slovenia
lol
Phil Kessel is my favorite hockey player.
>>67494407
i love Bill :3
>>67494466
>acting like Lundqvist
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
BILL YOU BEAUTY
RIP Goaltby
RIP Caps
CAPS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>The Shanty Town of Washington D.C.
WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE FINALS LADS!!!!!
ABSOLUTELY VICIOUS POWER PLAY.
WITH THE PATIENCE OF A NONSMOKER.
>>67494933
How long before the fans pull a filthadelphia?
>>67495000
>How long before the fans pull a filthadelphia?
in what respect?
>>67494933
Not as soon as it took Albany to start cheap-shotting the Marlies' Swedes.
what?
>>67495206
You're not allowed to say that.
>>67495258
fucking why not? it's literally what Ovi does when he gets frustrated.
>>67495310
get rekt chillwave
>>67495470
>yfw the mod/janitor is a Caps fan
>>67495051
Throwing shit, causing the ring announcer to chimp out
>>67495644
gonna need someone important from >our organization to die before that scenario can happen.
>>67495677
The craps fans, not the pongs fans
>>67495617
>implying the Caps have fans
Does anyone here ever respect lower league minnows in cup competitions after you make the major leagues?
>>67495724
fair, didn't think of it like that since the Philthydelphia fans did it at home and the Pens are at home right now.
>>67495731
this 2bh famborghini.
>>67495976
i don't even respect teams from my own league in the cup
>>67495976
I don't respect any team
>>67495976
>respecting teams
lol
>Spuds
>>67495976
Only teams I respect are Juve, Madrid, Barca, and City, and that's because they're the only ones who can consistently make it to the Semi finals of the Champions league.
I could play my under 16s and beat a lower division team in the first rounds of the cup, and frequently do to give first teamers who had a lot of international games over the summer a rest.
>the golden shower of Pittsburgh
>the burgh of off topic posting
>The Choking Yids of San Antonio fame
>these fucking refs
garbage.
>>67497408
>boreseketball
>Washington and Pittsburgh don't even want to be in the finals
Back-to-Back Finals you feel so good
got fucking DAYUM.
you beautiful BASTARDS you.
Washington is never winning a Cup.
>first choice transfer isn't remotely interested in joining my chump tier club (Inter)
>second choice is so I sign
>the following day my first choice decides he's love nothing more than to join
WELL FUCK YOU IT'S TOO LATE! I FOUND SOMEBODY ELSE!
I'll always love you </3 ;__;
>>67498819
Ovechkin needs to go to pasture already
>tfw The Stanley-Cup-Winning Tampa Bay Lightning trade Bloodclot McCanada to the >rags for Mats Zuccarello
>>67498861
>Sell player to P$G after he throws a shit-fit after I tell him no
>half season later "Please come and get me boss...."
>>67498887
>tfw Pittsburgh wins the Cup over San Jose, effectively ending the windows of Marleau, Thornton and Ovechkin in one season
>dominate pre season
>get dominated in regular season
Every time
>>67495976
I don't even respect my own team
>>67499492
>squad looks good
>everything seems fine
>struggle in friendlies against lesser opposition
>assume no one is trying because the season hasn't started yet
>season starts
>everyone plays worse
can someone who's played far into the future upload their save so i can play from that?
ideally when its all regens but sooner than that is fine, anywhere from 10+ years on
>>67500288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYU_eDMr4xE
Is there some important event/game in the US?
Baseball?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR794_QBmug
>tfw AI tries to copy your old tactic you built your new one to counter.
>>67501563
Apehoop and Furpuck playoffs, Baseball just started and Soccer is I think in week 11
OI!
OI LADS!
JUST THOUGHT OF A GREAT GAME...
IT'S CALLED 'THINGS MITCH CAN'T DO'
LETS START OFF WITH TWO EXAMPLES
>Mitch can't win a championship
SEE? HOW FUN IS THIS??
>Mitch can't bang Daisy
>>67501859
tbf Wenger can't win a championship either
It's hard to do.
>>67501866
But can Wenger bang Daisy?
>>67502070
Well, who couldn't?
>>67502199
Mitch.
>>67501859
who is Daisy and is she fit?
i'm so out of touch with namefag drama
>>67502070
>implying anyone would want to bang managers that couldn't win
>>67502271
>http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/eng_prem/6984888.stm
Daisy is 07-08 Derby County. Mitch is Newcastle, the only team that didn't take at least a point in both matches with Derby that season
Stop bullying my friend guys.
Haven't bought a FM game since 2011. Is it worth picking up '16 or should I wait for '17?
>>67502602
Pirate 15
>>67502602
purchase FM16 and FM17 when it comes out later this year
>>67502602
pirate 16
>>67502271
Who is Daisy?
Well, this song name is the best way to describe who she is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtOL_2e0004
This pacebabby won me the league single handedly. It's a shame I got him on a loan so that he won't be there next season.
>Arselel top of the table 12 points clear after 10 games
>8 games left
>2nd place 3 points behind with 1 game in advance
Ah yes. Very good.
>playing Dortmund in euro league semis
>man utd 2 days later
Fucking bullshit.
So then lads, who is that one club that just buys literal who 5* Brazilians from the first day of the save?
Man Utd in this save. Man City in my last one.
Usually Chelski and Liverpoo in my saves
>>67502733
You can't just offer him a contract?
Hmmm
>>67503147
he still has 1 year remaining on his contractl. And he is now good enough to play in their first team so I can't loan him again.
wew las
>>67503401
>caps
What managers are the best to follow when all I care about is counter attacking football?
I cocked it up on the last day. No play offs, no promotion. still 150 million of debt
>>67503659
Tough break anon
There's always next season
>>67503688
I don't know about that. I seriously have no idea what happens in this situation. I'm repaying of 1.2 million per month, the debts are ~150 million total and our balance is already in the negative.
Will I be forced to sell players or something?
>>67503741
>Will I be forced to sell players or something?
You won't get any money and will have to spend less on wages. This was make it or break it for you ;_;
>>67503741
Jesus. How did it get that bad? My guess is at the very least some players will have to go. You'll have to work with a skeleton crew and loan players for a while.
On second thought you should just apply for other clubs
my fetish is central midfielders with strange attribute allocations
anyone got any to share p-pls?
Give me some European countries with lax work permit and squad registration rules.
>>67503757
It was my first season, it was a bit shaky, all the way trough we were in and out of the play off zone, unfortunately the season ended with us slipping out of it.
>>67503759
I don't know what Bolton was doing, I did know they were in debt.
I don't want to change jobs. Trying to save Bolton here. They usually drop down divisions all the way to conference south/north. Happened in my previous save.
>>67503797
>unfortunately the season ended with us slipping out of it
Well, your screenshot makes it easy to predict what will happen - you've got to sell players because they're lowering your wage budget for 300k/month. How much money do you get to keep from transfers?
>>67503819
I already lowered the budget when I came to the club by a 1/3 as it was over 1.5 million when I started. It was lowered down to 900k for next season though.
So I guess that's not that bad for now, I'm trying to ship on some more players but there's no demand for them. I can only retain 10% of transfer revenue.
>>67503875
>I can only retain 10% of transfer revenue.
You're fucked. Loans are your only hope now. How many months until you've paid that loan and what are the expectations? I'd maybe sell everyone in order to raise some funds, and just try to survive on loans for a season or two (that might get you fired, though)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZdTIir-U4s
>this reveal
>this jersey
>this shirt sponsor
Everything is cringe worthy.
>>67504000
top kek, wonder how long they spent on making that reveal
>I know let's pass the parcel and then he opens it lol!
also, nice digits PiousPussy
>>67503958
>How many months until you've paid that loan and what are the expectations?
~110 months, top kek. Expectations were mid-table finish this season. I assume the board's going to up them regardless.
>>67504000
Jesus fucking christ wolves..
>>67504000
jeeeeeeeesus.
>>67504131
pretty much a decade. solid.
How do I stop myself save scumming bros? I do so well at the start and accept my licks but as soon as I get on a roll I just can't let it be taken away.
Also are assistant managers good for anything other than giving bad tactical advice? Considering firing mine to make way for a better coach.
>>67504257
Just don't do it faggot.
It's that simple.
Switch to 2D and highlights only or some shit.
>>67504257
>Australia
>save scumming
makes sense desu
Potential GOAT?
Loving dem physicals
>>67504131
>~110 months, top kek. Expectations were mid-table finish this season. I assume the board's going to up them regardless.
I'd just quit 2bh. Returning 120mil with next to no chance of getting promoted sucks
>>67504279
Has little room to improve.
Nick Blackman played for Poland in my save. Twice.
got him at duisburg for 8, now got him back for 60 million, doing pretty good
>>67504658
>20 years old
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>67504321
I might get promoted in the nest season or two.
>tfw not choking so far
wew goal in the 2nd min
>>67504703
Hello Joe, got any new Boskamps to show off?
There's a thread of a spiderweb hanging from my ceiling down to my desk.. I have severe arachnophobia.
>>67504848
>>67504860
you are not joel
>>67504871
I do have a new boskamp though.
>tfw i fucked up the amount of friendlies again
happens way too often to me
>>67504848
don't think i ever posted this one
didn't make it myself though
>>67504860
saved
>>67504860
epic OC, just like that
>>67504911
>>67504860
>you will never cycle with jan trough flanders on a hot summer day
>>67505009
>you will never take a cheeky whiff of his seat when he gets off to have a wee
should I resign?
>>67505009
>>67490572
I wonder why the rovers keep cropping up all the time.
>>67490648
How am i doing lad?
>>67505204
Apparently 4chan realised where my Ip originates from.
>>67505204
Because Rovers are doing very well in real life.
>>67505204
Y-you got your flag back?
I came back to where I left my save before going to manage Spain so you are young again (and you are not leaving for Barça this time).
>>67505231
Well yeah, but many teams are doing well in real life, and I seem to often see rovers going to the prem. It happened in my fm14 save as well, and thats the season they got relegated. Maybe its just the fact that my current long term save are the rovers, but I keep seeing them.
Could it be that they have a relatively big stadium for their division?
>>67505239
Remember, make me a long shots god.
>>67505294
you already shoot from distance m80, it's only a matter of time that you start blooting them in.
>>67505307
Nor "Thundercunt" Bro
>>67493688
if your club is taken over, is that the end of it?
or do you have to cuck beckham with posh in between your other duties?
>>67505294
The game is in a vacuum, so a team that has decent players will win without form.
>>67505390
He owns a club in my save, as well as Carmelo Anthony
ooooooh baba
>>67493688
Remember to sign Brooklyn and play him every game so you won't get sacked.
>>67502271
>who is Daisy
>>67505541
I like her like this better
>LELBECK KILL FOR 9 MONTHS
top kek
>BREAKING NEWS: Danny Welbeck out for nine months after knee surgery. #SSNHQ
top kek
>>67505620
>>67505609
>no Lelblack at the Euros
neat
>>67505609
>>67505620
Oh I guess that is a massive blow on the very realistic English hopes of getting the EURO.
>>67505576
jesus im glad i don't follow /trb/ too closely
>>67505656
>blow
That isn't how you spell boost
>>67505668
Now imagine getting cucked by her and your mate but also you like streaming vidya.
And now you know Mitch.
>>67505704
Please stop bullying mitch. That is what the stream chat is for.
>>67505704
lel, i don't even want to know
>>67505686
>Rooney starting is a boost
Hope you like Vardy as a RM la
>login to Steam
>the very first thing I saw is Civ VI
Is this heaven?
>>67505749
>Rooney wasn't going to be starting before now
He'll probably shove Walcott over there which is fine imo
>>67505788
Rooney will always start either way. Don't understand why he is so important both in NT and club though given his inconsistent performance.
>Maribor choking
Yes pls
>>67505823
because he was on the fifa cover for like 10 years in a row
you don't bench someone like that
>>67505847
From a revenue stand point this is so true.
>>67505847
Unless you're Brazil
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>>67505785
>being excited for a Firaxis game
their releases are always buggy, over-simplified pieces of shit and need years of patches and expansions to finally be good.
>>67505536
am not Dartford lad
