OFFICIAL CHICAGO WHITE SOX @ TEXAS RANGERS GAMETHREAD
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Collapse is Imminent Edition.
Tonight's matchup: Gonzalez vs Lewis.
First pitch 7:05PM CST.
Daily reminder to stop trying to prove how much of a "real fan" you are. You people are fucking embarrassing.
>>67468825
>Being so autistic you had to post this in the gamethread
For what purpose
>>67468880
It infests the game threads too, not just the general.
I will sign Tim Lincecum for all of the LaRoche money. Try and stop me.
>>67468825
You're the ones who challenged us for proof. Can't blame us when we oblige.
Game's on WPWR if you're in the Chicago area, and FSSW at Arlington.
>>67468880
Just ignore him, he's just going to continue. Let him get bored and he'll fuck off.
>>67468898
NO KENNY NO
PLS NO
>>67468898
Nah, he wont want to come to chicago. There's no weed here.
>>67468898
Kenny p-pls no!
>>67468934
We have legal medicinal use, and he had hip surgery.
>yfw if migo sucks here, Robin already said he still gets the next start at New york
>rags
>leadoff triple
Thanks Wall.
>>67468985
Unless Hahn goes off the deep end and attempts to sign someone. There's really no one else worth a shot.
>tfw have been trying to get White Sox fans upset in Texas/Chi threads for 5-6 years and they never get mad and just post anime
>>67469021
As much as 4channing Sox fans hate thee idea, he will go after Lincecum, and SF is the only team standing in his way.
>>67469069
>signing another pitcher whose career has been mainly in the NL
I'll go get the alcohol. Even an Old Sage Buehrle would be a better option.
who here ready for perfect game?
>>67468957
Maybe if he had hip cancer. You need to be pretty much on your deathbed to get a medical marijuana license
>>67469207
what perfect game
>>67469207
>the city of (you)
>>67469211
That's not what I heard.
Rangers have the best 2d waifus
>>67469267
>better than poplar
I don't think so pal
>>67468898
Leave trading for ryan braun to me
>>67469327
We already have our former juicing left fielder.
>>67469267
u wot
Avi is fucking killing the ball out there. good stuff man
I just dominated an Italian Sausage Sammich, Italian Beef Sammich, Fries, and a beer. I feel like a beached whale.
Meanwhile, Sox up early yeaaaaahesh
literally our best hitter
it can't be real can it
Did avi start doing Pilates or something? He was awful at hitting before his injury
who is the 2016 AL rookie of the year and why is it nomar mazara?
<HawkHarrelson> you know who could hit a ball like that? .....maz.
(special hawk harrelson reference for "it-getter" white sox fans)
>>67469442
Pilates is a hell of a routine.
>>67469442
Pilates and a plant based diet regimen i heard
>>67469442
He claimed to have a fixed stance in ST
It was akin to Danks "fixed" tell but we all know how that went
>white sox can only get this many people in their stadium
kekles
ROBOT
UMPS
WHEN
>>67469449
Speaking of Yaz, Ortiz passed him recently on some alltime list or another.
>>67469511
At least take a moment to realize that they're playing in Arlington if you're gonna be shitposting dipshit.
>>67469544
do you think there's any chance "the fans demand" that ortiz stick around after another ~.280/35/103ish season?
"
>>67469511
Only a cubes fan could be this dumb
>>67468790
>Cubs game rained out
>No working stream for the Sox game so I can cheer against them
Guess I'll just watch BR motorcycle police chases.
>>67469560
woops i meant to add a hypothetical quote of "he sure doesn't look like a player who's ready to retire; that's for sure!"
I'm sick today please wish me well.
>>67469511
>inb4 i wuz only pretending
>>67469550
don't talk to me like that you trippfaging piece of shit
you're the cancer here, not me
>>67469511
Hi anonymous poster.
it seems you don't know that the away team in baseball wears the color gray, and the home team wears white.
Have fun watching baseball knowing who the crowd is rooting for now!
Why did white sox fans riot when trump came to Chicago?
>>67469596
>mad
>at Rbo
Wew
>>67469606
Building walls wasn't going to fix our DH problem
MiGo looking alright. Still waiting to see how long until the wheels come off
>>67469606
Because #SoxLivesMatter
Unless you're a Sox fan, then you get shot.
>>67469586
Get well soon :3. You'll be back to gobbling cocks in no time.
What is with the anti-sox poster(s) in the gamethreads? For what purpose?
>>67469695
Who knows
>>67469695
Its a lone cubs fan pretending to like baseball. Nothing new here
>>67469695
I can understand them disliking me, but Rbo is like the nicest most politcally correct guy on sp.
>>67469728
i'm pretty sure it's a cubs fan with asperger's
>>67469576
If you picked up MLB premium for free during the first week of the season, download Ultrasurf and enable it while using Google Chrome. You can bypass the blackout restrictions.
>>67469736
Don't you know the pendulum is shifting and people are starting to hate PCs now?
Is anyone going to the job fair at the cell on the 20th?
>>67469695
No idea. They still don't realize the Sox are gonna blow it somehow and are wasting their energy.
>>67469774
Wait, it was free for a week? Why didn't anybody aay anything?
>it's a hawk Harrelson episode
>>67469639
He's getting hit hard, they're just not going in the right spots. Generally a pretty bad sign.
>>67469616
kill yourself my man, literally worse than being a tripfag yourself
Wow that was an alert play by Migo there
Guessing he's not afraid of getting smashed in the face by another baseball
>>67469778
No, I just got a job. What are you looking for?
>>67469511
If you're going to funpost about attendance, you need to do it smart. In the case of an away game with low turnout, you can muse the White Sox's ghastly attendence record is so bad, that it affects the fanbases of teams they play against in away games.
>>67469774
>Using Chrome
Yeah, no I'll pass on giving google any more information outside of my posts on 4chan.
>>67469776
I'd say it's about hating the people intentionally PC, and those that scold others for not being PC. Nothing wrong with being PC as long as you don't try to tell others they have to live that way.
>>67469804
Literally everyone said something... Also only on tmobile
>>67469804
It was said over and over.
The catch was that you needed to have T-Mobile as your phone carrier.
>>67469820
>no runs, getting the batters out
Only thing I care about. I only want a 5th starter who can I give the sox a chance to win a game
>that shot of the Sox fans
Is that Eaton's clone?
>>67469840
I work in marking and advertising so I'm going to see if there's any company looking for someone like me.
>>67469857
Don't know how i missed it in that case. Oh well, i don't have t-mobile anyways
>toddunn
That AB was godawful
>>67469929
Good luck man. Use what you know about marketing to sell yourself.
>>67469929
Ask Brooks Boyer for a job. Be the man to make anime and guns night real!
>>67469949
Maybe Brooks Boyer will hire me and I can convince him to have a White Sox anime night
>not even an animefag
>>67469393
Fite me
I want to see the White Sox wear stirrups like pic related, only with silver.
>>67469621
>DH Problem
Nigga Garcia is based as fuck now. Fuck the nonbelievers.
>>67469971
>>67469978
Hivemind. Make it happen, champ.
>>67469929
Are you just graduating? Where from?
>>67469980
I'd love to see you try m8.
he gone
>>67469971
>>67469978
Simply. Amazing.
>>67470014
I graduated last year from DePaul. Been bouncing around with contract and freelance work.
>>67469550
>>67469567
>>67469589
>>67469602
>>67469847
i knew that
just wanted you guys to be mad
Is Migo seriously 1 hitting the Rangers through 4?
>>67470029
Post OC then
>>67470000
Nice digits you got there
>>67470074
>i wuz only pretending
called it. go away
>>67470074
>>67470075
Unless you're John Danks or Erik Johnson (aka bad even for AAA) you can basically come to the Sox and pitch like a sub-3 ERA guy any given night.
>>67470075
Rangers bats have been quiet outside of Detroit series
Speaking of Brooks Boyer looks like the 2016 White Sox finally have an official motto
"Step Up"
It works I think. Course I also remember the "Appreciate the game" motto so uh yeah my standards aren't exactly high.
Leadoff hit!
>>67470074
>i knew that. just wanted you guys to be mad
anon said furiously
>>67470114
Win or Die trying will forever be my favorite
Wow Avis OBP is just like skyrocketing now. Between babip luck, actual hits, and walks even hbp the other night.
I think I make more OC when the sox are shit, something to pass the time with as I watch the sox struggle through losses, haven't had the urge to make anything this season yet
>avi again
shit senpaitachi I think we might really be in bizzaro world
Avi is out of control right now, how much are the Angels gonna have to throw into a deal on top of Trout to get him?
Hell of a good play by Odor wow
Good to see Avila hustling though so we can only assume his injury is all better now
Keep it going, dsnb
>>67470154
>BABIP luck
Avi's BABIP has been terrible this year
>>67470156
That's pretty much me as well. I had ideas for OC, but my stuff is shit 90% of the time.
My only decent one is a fucking edit. Kinda sad really.
>>67470153
All In
>this triggers the Sox fans
>>67470185
I just mentioned it as a contributor, not that he's has that very good
Dangit
>>67470202
Well consider me sufficiently triggered
I hate Passion. Pride. Tradition... and that's like their permanent slogan.
>>67470197
I thought this one was great when I thought of it, phrase and everything, but no one appreciates divegrass here or in /mlb/ I guess.
>leadoff walk
Uh oh it begins
>>67470285
I saved it m8, that was nice
>>67470308
>leadoff
There was one out
>Throws 8 straight out of the zone
Rev up the bullpen Robin, the leads about to evaporate
>>67470313
th-thanks
>>67470202
It should, but at the same time, that year gave us the Buehrle Perfecto. Or maybe I've become desensitized over the years.
>>67470329
Oops
Come on DP
HE GONE
>>67470420
All in was 2011.
Oof he shoulda been gone...
Come on Migo
HE GONE
Damn Migo
>>67470156
I make it whenever I feel like it.
THAT WAS A FUCKING STRIKE AVILA YOU FUCKING RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT
oh it's fine now
>>67470074
Stand aside newfag, watch how a professional does it.
ATTENDANCE COMPARISON OF THE LAST 3 GAMES AT THE CELL AND WRIGLEY.
>Total Seat Capacity
White Sox: 40,471
Cubs: 42,495
>Friday, May 6th, 2016
White Sox: 23,054
Cubs: 39,206
>Saturday, May 7th 2016
White Sox: 28,049
Cubs: 40,471
>Sunday, May 8th 2016
White Sox: 23,801
Cubs: 41,233
Oof Jose, whyd you look at that one?
abroo you're fucking shit
>>67470613
I'm glad you are so concerned with Tom Ricketts money.
based frazier
PUT THAT SHIT ON THE BOARD
FRRRRRRAAAAAZZ
DUNN LUCKED INTO ONE AGAIN
TODDFATHER OUR FATHER
TODDFATHER
>le solo dinger man
That home run looked exactly like his last one, barely enough and barely fair. Is Todd just guessing out there and having enough power to make up for it?
THE TODDFATHER
>>67470613
I remember going to a Rays game like 10 years ago and there was maybe 500 people there.
It was actually pretty chill.
>>67470452
Melky just got thrown out over that?
>calling him the toddfather
real original faggots
>MALK
LOL WUT
also that did indeed look way outside
This is going to be an interesting return from commercial
>>67470660
The only thing he's done wrong so far is tearing down the McDonalds near Wrigley for his hotel project.
But between actually investing in the team, upgrading the infrastructure without messing with the charm of Wrigley (Keeping the ads at a minimum) and blowing the fuck out of the rooftop owners time and time again, I'll overlook that.
goddamnit melky, why the chimpout...still lots of ball to play
this ump fucking blows. he just tossed melky
jesus whatever he said must've been something bad
I was getting a glass of water why did melk get thrown out?
>>67470775
no you just can't argue balls and strikes
>>67470775
Puta madre!
>>67470724
Did the park staff let you all go down to the lower seats or were they dicks and forced you to stay where your tickets put you?
>>67470732
I know, right? It's clearly a ripoff of the Sodfather.
Did he call him a nigger?
Robin, I told you to rev up the bullpen
Considering this is Gonzalez, I'm surprised it took the Rangers this long to score.
People watching the stream, FAST did they just show a Cubs fan in the crowd after the homerun?
Fuck, it begins to unravel now
>cubes fan cheering >rags hr
Literally no escape.
Damn, that was a rocket out of there.
Odor's got some power.
BLAW
>>67470837
yeah
>>67470837
>Cubs fans travel all the way to Texas to boo the White Sox
And I get criticized for going to Wrigley.
you'll find Cubs fans anywhere but Chicago kek
>>67470801
Nah, they let us sit wherever. They realized that trying to force us to sit in certain seats was pointless.
>>67470849
I liken them to cockroaches. No matter where you are, they are lurking in the shadows somewhere.
>>67470888
trips confirm
come on Migo, get this fat fuck
Aw shit
>>67470888
>trips
sorry cubbies
>>67470888
Triple 8's confirm
>Fielder's fat ass gets a hit
>Cooper literally SPRINTS as fast I've ever seen him move to get to the bullpen phone
Couldn't frame the low pitch. Welp bye Migo.
>duke
AHHHH
>>67470888
*Ahem*
>>67470613
>duke
NOOOOOOOOOO
I hate Laz Diaz
Oh you won't call that a fucking strike huh? This guy's zone is all over the place
>douk
>with runners on base
nope
>>67471013
>arguing with trips
whew lad
literally kill yourself avila, he's so bad at framing
>>67471017
FUCKING THIS
>>67471014
>>67471024
>>67471007
This Duke?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPH9cWTJgdU
Holy fuck
BASED BLAW
>1 pitch 1 out
i'll take it, good work dook
>1 pitch out for Douk
Is this the real life.
>>67471013
Looking at the numbers from >>67470613 ,
if you remove the attendance that is made up by the estimated 40% of tourists that show up to the games, the numbers for the "fans" that showed up to the 3 games at Wrigley this weekend look like this:
Game 1: 23,524
Game 2: 24,283
Game 3: 24,740
As Scott Steiner would say, the numbers don't lie.
HEY HEY HEY
HEY HEY HEY
HEY HEY HEY
>>67471323
>Using numbers from 5 years ago
>Not even the right percentage
Lies, damned lies and statistics.
Look on the bright side, now that the Sox are on WGN, maybe they're get a national audience like the Cubs too. Oh wait...
come on Sox, get into their bullpen good
HEY HEY HEY
LET'S GET SUM RUNS BOYS
nice loli, rangers
Look at that stadium, the sox cant fill up a stadium like that
holy shit i saw that santa at a game once last year.
he was giving out candy to kids before the game
Leadoff hit top of the order coming
Come on! Get more runs!
>bunting
>>67471487
WGN America doesn't show sports anymore.
LOL WUT
Come on jroll!
Why are people even responding to this cubefag?
Whatever, nobody here even cares about baseball
>Cowboys just won the draft of a lifetime and are gearing up for a superbowl run
>the Stars are about to win the Stanley Cup
>the mavs/spurs broship are about to win another chip
Pffftt baseball, who cares?
i can't tell if he tried to make it fair but just didn't make the play, or he tried to pull it foul and hit the line like an idiot.
>>67471677
>weeks later and texas is still upset
There is no need
STOP BUNTING
SMASH THAT SHIT
>bunting with two strikes
LITERALLY
FUCKING
WHY
>team with best record in league can't fill half their stadium
toppest of keks
>that entire at-bat
WHY.jpg
that was disgusting
fire robin please, fucking please
>>67471732
(You)
>inb4 abroo gidp
save us Josavior
>tigers lose
>royals lose
>indians losing
sox please
that was an all or nothing swing
>abroo
Dangit abroo
Damn Mazara has an arm. He's gonna special (shit, he already is)
Todd already got his monthy hit quota.
INSURANCE RUNS
THE TODDFATHER RETURNS THE FAVOR
FRAZ!
MORE MOOORE
COME ON SANDS
TODD
YOU GLORIOUS FUCK
Todd's sub-200 BA says so little about what he does for this team.
FRAZ
>>67471977
He's been a fantastic player this year nobody can deny it. He's nothing like Dunn or LaRoche.
>>67471977
[TWTW Intensifies]
>>67468790
>collapse is imminent
Go fuck yourself rbo you fucking faggot. At this point if the Sox win the WS you shouldnt even enjoy it with all the bitching youve done all year.
>>67472073
nah I'm w rbo... its hard to get over the past few seasons. the sox keep making me believe more and more, but I still have reservations.
>>67472073
Calm down man
>>67472110
Good, go fuck yourself too
>>67472073
Even in game 4 of the WS with a 3-0 game lead and a 6 run lead in the bottom of the 9th, the collapse is imminent.
>>67472073
It's way overdue. Also, what a perfect time to mention it.
Fug
>>67472073
>>67472126
>Go fuck yourself
>sox immediately start collapsing
Way to go
>>67472073
>sox fans
>optimism
pick one
forget about the runner at 3rd.
>>67472073
A Sox fan is always on guard for the arrival of suffering.
>>67472073
>jinxing it
faggot
>rags
do that again Nate.
>>67472073
Dem (yous)
Guess we found something more powerful than attendance shaming
Cubs fan here, I'm just sucking up all your good mojo and giving it to the Cubs by being in this thread.
Your only chance of victory now is if the rags blow it worse.
Damn it. Come on Nate what the fuck?
Cowboys > Bears
Mavs > Bulls
Rangers > White Sox
Stars > Blackhawks
FC Dallas > Chicago Fire
Why is Dallas superior to Chicago in every facet of professional sports?
abreu you stupid motherfucker why can't you do fucking anything
>>67472386
(You)
Come on DP
>>67472386
>still this upset
It is ok, we get that you're booty boothered
>>67472386
Yea I would stick to professional sports when comparing the two if I were you.
>>67472386
>implying Jerrah isnt going senile
>implying he isnt the main reason they couldnt make it to the Super Bowl the past 10 years
>>67472386
>text ass
>>67472386
>0 WS
For fuck sake that pitch was called a strike against Melky
c'mon abroo how do you not catch that, damn it he's pissing me off
>>67472386
Cubs > Rags
Dubs for a dinger
Come on sox get out of this inning, ive got to study
>>67472481
>Cubs
>Chicago
even though I agree Dallas is much more like a big Naperville
>>67472517
You think that's bad, I got a 50 word essay due tomorrow and I haven't even started
Oh shit, drob to try for the 4 out save
>>67472517
>tfw 4 page essay due tomorrow midnight
>tfw haven't started studying for the final exam on thursday
at least it's an easy class, essay, exam the procrastination is killing me though
>>67472551
Damn dude, and i thought my 5 long division problems were a doozy
>>67472551
>10 word essay
>due in 3 weeks
I have my classes at Chicago State tomorrow.
RIP
Fuck yeah!
drob pls
FUCK MELKY WOULD HAVE HAD THAT
FUCK
>>67472628
>Chicago State
Always thought that school was devry-tier
Fuggggg
THEY WOKE UP
>Tie game
Hello Darkness, our old friend.
>>67472531
I don't see a C or a Chicago in the Sox's logo.
Clear it means the Cubs are Chicago's team.
Also...
>White Sux
>it was 3-1
what the fuck sands
what the fuck abreu
literally giving them 5 outs this inning
fucking hell
Time for MONEY MITCH
>Wild strikezone
>throw out regular LF
>replacement can't get the ball
These umps are such fucking garbage
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK GOD FUCKING DAMN IT YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCK
FUCK
FUUUUUUCK FOR FUCK SAKE
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WHAT YHR FUXK
FUCK
Sands wont be on this team tomorrow.
>>67472446
>implying Jerruh makes any sort of decisions that impact the team in a meaningful way anymore
In Stephen we trust
Are rangers fans and sox fans bros?
Melky would have fucking had that. Melky would have also probably been able to drive in another run instead of sands.
What the fuck is this shit?
>>67472808
doesn't look like it
>>67472808
I like to think so :3
>>67472785
he better not be
give me Jacob May for fucks sake, or Michael Bourn, whatever, anyone that can at least come in for defense late
Sands is fucking useless
Last digit in this post decides how many extra innings this game goes for.
Double D cups for walk off.
FUCK
LET'S GO SOX
>>67472813
He shouldn't have chimped out on the ump for a call that can't even get changed then.
SWING THE FUCKING BAT AVISHIT YOU PIECE OF FUCK
>>67472864
I cant do 13 innings not tonight
Noice, lets go fellas
>>67472864
pls no
avi's killing it
>two avishits one after the other
I'm just getting angrier by the minute
Dubs for no extras
>>67472964
dubs for sox win and no extras
>mfw free ticket to the game but remembered Beyonce is at Cowboys Stadium
Traffic would be a fucking disaster
>this fucking strikezone
>this ump
fuck it all
>>67472864
>>67472964
>both 64's
can our resident prof. of memeology decipher what this means for us?
>>67472964
>>67472997
The meme magic....
Ends. Here.
>>67472386
the bears suck cock, you get this one dallas
I didn't know the Stars have won 3 stanley cups since 2010
I didn't know the mavs had 6 nba titles
the rangers, notorious playoff chokers, the white sox, one of the most dominant playoff runs ever in baseball
>lol down to 1 strike away TWICE
>lol nelson cruz came in 15 ft closer than usual against david freese in 2011 because he wanted to make sure he got in the victory celebration pictures
lol you know the name of more than one soccer team...WHAT A FAG
This ump is really something.
>>67473019
6 sox
4 rags
>>67473007
Don't you queers who fuck steers have a public transportation system? Oh wait, you live in Texas.
WHOA AVILA DID SOMETHING
AJAX PLS
>rags
>>67473036
>>67473017
>American League officiating
>Bannister livid
Well no hard feelings to Rangers fans, umps are shit for both of us
>the third base coach finally realizes that you don't always have to send the runner home
thank you
>Umps being shit
What a shocker.
>>67473099
>National League thread invasions
>>67473099
the crews have been mixed for a while now
pls just no DP
>>67473107
Think he couldve made it 2bh
Deep dish pizza aint even good, neither are chicago dogs or your beef sandwiches
>>67473064
Yeah but from the part of Dallas that I live in it would take over 2 hours
>>67473143
if there's a DP you jinxed it for mentioning it fag
AJAX
HOLY FUCK BUNTING WORKED
HELLO LEAD AGAIN
FUCK YEAH
AHA
LET'S GOO
LOL
RANGERS IN CHARGE OF DEFENSE AT CRUCIAL TIMES
Fuuuuuck yes! Great god damn bunt
NOW THAT'S BASEBALL
>THAT DEAD STOP THE BALL TOOK
FUCK YEAH ACTION JACKSON
>Sox getting bailed out by the Umps
Jesus Christ Tolleson why do you suck? You were lights out last year wtf
WHAT KINDA DEFENSE YOU NEED SENPAI?!
EVERYONES BUNTING
WHAT A BUNT
>>67473223
They lost the lead because of the umps
>>67473226
>mfw it's "tolly time" now
don't shit post yet until the lead is 3
>>67473223
(You)
Come on jroll, we need more insurance!
Come on jimmy, drive them in here
>>67473223
the ump have been all around just a disaster. but hey laz diaz hes about as bad as it gets
>>67473223
Don't do this, umps have been shit on both sides.
alright Rollins end this fucking game.
>>67473223
The umps tossed melky you mong
>>67472167
>>67472193
>>67472250
>m-muh collapse
>m-muh superstition
You faggots need to leave the house. Maybe go to a game since you probably havent all year.
>Future HOF
Dang...
Alright drob second chance, DONT FUCK THIS UP
>>67473348
>chimp out
>get tossed
WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT?
>>67473351
>going outside
>ever
>>67473351
Rangers fans actually go to games, not like faggots from chicago
>>67473351
>going outside
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67473351
>jinx game, conveniently start posting when the sox are winning again
hmmm
>>67473391
>chimp out
are you even watching?
>>67473351
>leaving the house
You're literally asking for death
>>67473351
Say that to my winter hat!
>tfw I was supposed to go to the sale k counter bobble head game last Saturday but shit came up
>>67473351
>leave the house
you walked into the wrong thread motherfucker
Drob pls
wew
>>67473471
>Sox fags confirmed for dirty commies
>>67473351
>wanting to go to the south side
nah no thanks
pls
>>67473444
If theyre winning i didnt jinx the game retard.
>>67473543
>>67473470
>>67473442
>>67473399
>>67473494
white sox "fans" everybody
>it was 0-2
c'mon nurse
jesus fucking christ....
>>67473573
They won't let me take my pee bottles on the L
>Tying run in scoring position.
Swing for the fences
SOX DON'T JUST OUR SHIT UP
>>67473573
>anon's are neets
>more at 11
YES
>sux closing
FOR
FUCK
SAKE
DROB
Fuck you Drob
>>67473565
Great job
>People doubted the Double Ds
Time for 4 more innings of free baseball.
>Sands doesn't throw that
THE BIGGEST GODDAMN PUSSY I SWEAR TO GOD
Ayyyyyy
>blowing the game twice in one night
WHAT THE FUCK DROB
FOR FUCK SAKE WHAT
WHY
>>67473720
Andrus had already rounded 3rd when he got to the ball
>>67473565
YA BLEW IT
Can we make Albers the closer now
MELKY COULD HAVE PROBABLY THROWN HIM OUT
FUCK THIS IS HE WORST GSME
I FUCKING HATE BASEBALL
FUCK YOI DROB
FUCK YOU SANDS
FUC YYOU UMPS
Hahahahahaha, Tolleson hands then the game and they just don't want it. Top kek.
Inb4 Mazara walkoff blast
>Meanwhile the Cubs bullpen gave up 0 runs in 8 innings against one of the best teams in MLB.
Funny as shit that one of the worst relievers on the team, Wood, ended up getting the win.
Why are all our players hispanic if we live in a white state?
And to think people thought the collapse wasn't real
How can he blow it TWICE in one night
Just why
This is fucking typical white sox
No happiness allowed
Extra innings lads! Hope you don't have work in the morning!
>>67473871
Rangers are probably better than the Nats
>NL
>>67473900
ha...
FREE BASEBALL
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU FAGGOT NURSE ROBERTSHIT
Hanser with the answer
>>67472073
>>67472126
>>67473351
>>67473565
REMEMBER THIS GUY'S IS A FUCKING FAGGOT WHO JINXED IT
ABROO YOU BETTER HIT A HOME RUN HERE OR GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF
I didnt feel like gwtting anthing done tonight anyways
abroo if you don't hit a dinger here you are dead to me
for at least a few days
>>67473902
>Baby League that doesn't let their pitchers hit
>This performance by the rags
>Better than the Gnats
Have some BR PD chases to guitar riffs. If the land was flat, you'd think you were on the South Side of Chicago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBlbKvqmi8M
wouldn't care if abroo killed himself tonight desu
Guess who bats after Fraz?
All this bullshit i feel is us being destined to lose this game because we don't have melky
Oh look ITS SANDS
GET FRAZIER IN OR KILL YOURSELF
GO
FUCKING
FIGURE
FUCK YOU SANDS GET YOUR ASS BACK TO AAA
I Fucking hate sands
Thanks, fucking sands
>SAND MY SHIT UP F@M
thanks sands
Sands on the first bus to Charlotte immediately after this game
I can't even believe what I'm seeing here now
Why is this happening?
Probably the last AB Sands will get.
Thanks Melky you fucking ape
C.U.C.K.
>Dan Jennings
Welp enjoy your walkoff Rangers
We'll enjoy our collapse
White Sox Baseball: NO HAPPINESS ALLOWED
>>67474115
in his career hopefully
List of people to kill themselves tonight.
Melky
Umps
Abreu
Sands
Jones
Robertson
Sands again
Abreu again
Jennings
Guys I still miss Ian Kinsler
2 more
Prince Fielder has the most annoying walkup song
Who's this black fat fuck at bat? How slow does he run?
>>67474187
>sands
I never thought it was possible for there to be a worse LF than the Tank
Holy shit look at this fat fuck
>>67474193
Not getting enough pop ups?
lol he almost lost his balance there
Tubby trying his best to keep himself on his feet
>>67474187
Robertson again
Who is this rotund man at bat?
>>67474193
You would rather have Ian "he's so hooottt" Kinsler over Odor?
>there are people itt who actually dont know who prince fielder is
>walk after 1-2
Fuck you jennings
>it was 1-2
>JONNINGS
>>67474274
Yes, Kinsler was the heart and soul of this team
>>67474287
>Chicago education
What did you expect?
>jennings forgets how to throw strikes
Oh boy I can't wait for that walk off
Whatever just end this finally
well that's probably game
fuck you abreu
fuck you robertson
fuck you sands
fuck you melky
fuck you jones
fuck you jennings
fuck all of you
>THAT ONE FAGGOT ANON WHO JINXED IT
>Sux
Atta boy Desmond
>Runner at third with one out
If this were maddon, he'd load the bases and order his pitcher to make the batter hit into a double. But Ventura is a retard, he'll tell him to throw nothing but fast balls and change ups.
DOUBLE PLAY
>jennings forgets how to catch a ball
I hate everything. These umps are garbage, sands can go back and stay in AAA, Nurse can go fuck himself, and Robin can go fuck himself in general
>>67474328
Nah
>>67474400
Stop
THROW STRIKES YOU FAGGOT
Let's go MONEY
>mfw I'm a Cubs fan and even when Arrieta and the defense shits the bed hard and we're behind, I know the Cubs will find a way to win.
Jesus Who fags, show a little confidence in your team.
BRETT
This game was just a piece of crap
Gg rangers
WAIT WHAT
>rugs
JUST
>>67474400
Told you :^)
What the fuck Moreland
WEW FUCKING LAD
Hey glad i was paying attention! I didnt want to see a replay or anything
well ok
avi do something
>avi is our best hope
fuck this team
>>67474454
The Cubs have literally no holes, the Sox are about as porous as spongebob
>>67474454
What the fuck is you point?
Did you not just see Drob and Sands shit the bed hard?
I'm amazed it didn't end right there. Jennings is fucking shit too.
Damn nigga
>>67474400
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
A
G
I
C
>>67474328
Kinsler was my favorite Ranger but he definitely wasn't and Roogie is already proving to be an upgrade
Oh joy now we can extend this farce
Should have just let it end
>avishit leasig off now
FUCK
THIS
TEAM
>>67474517
its almost like playing AL teams is harder than breezing through the Reds and Brewers
>inb4 Nats
4 games. Sox played 13 straight against opponents all much better than Washington.
>leave for a few seaons
>More white sox anime loving fans than before
how
>>67474548
>avishit is the best hitter on the team senpai
>>67474558
yeah I bet your last season was 2005 faggot
>>67474548
>>67474515
It's bort
Bort is shit too
Go fucking mill yourself for that AB
Fuck you avishits
KYS LAWRIE
>>67474558
Last season took a heavy toll
>>67474538
Im a Rangers fan, Moreland is a DP machine
great AB lawrie
>>67474574
No I became a normie and couln't keep up on 4chin
FUCKING
KILL
YOURSELF LAWRIE
KILL YOURSELF AVISHIT
WHAT THE FUCK WERE THOSE ABS YOU PIECES OF FUCKING SHIT
FUCK THIS TEAM SO MUCH
great AB avi
Will this game ever end?
Ramos better not fuck this up.
>>67474651
NEVER ENDING HELL
Jackshit do something other than bunt you fucking piece of shit
>>67474517
>>67474518
Did you see how badly the Cubs shit the bed in the first 5 innings yesterday? Or the fact the Heyward is looking to be a $100 million dollar bust? That Federowicz was a fucking awful catcher that couldn't cover for Arrieta's lack of command and throw outs like Ross could? Just about every starter had a dropped ball, bubble or other sort of fuck up too.
But Maddon channels his inner Coach Q and blenders the line up to get things working in the late innings.
Why are there so many whiny bitches in this thread?
great AB jackson
FUCKING
KILL YOURSELF
JACKSHIT
I want Robin to just leave Jennings in. I fucking hate this game. Let it end already. Migo didn't deserve this for his actually decent second chance today.
>>67474680
Cubs game rained out and are bored.
>>67474680
All the cynicism from the Cubs over the decades had to go somewhere this season since it just can't vanish. So it just floated over to the South Side.
>>67474680
Cubs game rained out
>>67474741
their piss troughs were overflowing after a little rain?
>>67474723
>>67474741
buttjelly
>jennings is still out there
Do they seriously have no one else
>>67474730
>>67474741
>>67474766
no this is just a regular sox thread
OFFICIAL WHO NEEDS TO KILL THEMSELVES POWER RANKINGS
1. Sands
2. Robertson
3. Abreu
4. Laz
5. Melky
9001. Jackson
900002. Lawrie
900000003. Frazier
900000000004. Gonzales
>>67474723
>Blaming the whining on Cubs fans
>>67474350
>>67472699
>>67470726
>>67474784
...Thank you for proving my point?
>>67474793
I heard they called up scottyc
>>67474825
no prob.
>>67474842
That they did. The collapse is on hardcore.
god this umpire is awful
>>67474808
Jennings should also be there somewhere for the walkoff he's about to give up
>>67474882
so is Avila desu
1 more
>this thread is going to hit the limit
>>67474903
Miss flowers yet?
HANSER TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
>>67474919
I miss donuts
>>67474517
>Sox sweep Twins twice
>Cubs lose to Braves
>>67474916
Just end the game already. I've gotta get back to waifuposting on /tv/
WOW AVISHIT2
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>drop third
Come onnnn
what the fuck just happened?
>mfw Alberto makes it to first on strike 3
>Eaton
>Rollins
>abroo
Who's going to need to kill themselves this inning?
>>67474943
u r kinda reaching with that one m8. everybody loses to shit teams once in a while
>>67474895
jennings did nothing wrong
>>67474808
don't forget jones
>>67474919
not just yet, the team is 22-10(11) after all
avila is moving up that kill yourself ranking
New thread where?
>>67474996
Nowhere this is a shit game and doesn't deserve another thread
>>67474996
literally why
>>67474986
abroo for sure, hope he fouls one off his balls desu
>>67474956
Literally who?
>>67474996
No reason, one team will shit the bed soon enough
>>67474996
for what purpose?
>>67474996
How new are you???
Fucking Eaton not even holding his bat right and watches that ball go into the dirt
Leadoff walk, come on Rollins.
>>67474996
I'd be okay if this thread died 3 innings early.
Other than the part about there being 3 more innings of course.
WLS playing clips from CKY-96 Quite Bitter Beings before the inning
>back in time feels
ROLL THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE JIMMY
>>67475085
WLS has been great
>>67475026
>>67475032
>>67475039
>>67475041
>>67475047
>>67475064
>>67475084
Thanks for those (you)s m8s
>>67475100
If by that shit you mean his sad "Hall of fame" self, then yes please, outta here indeed
>Rags
all playerd and batters should wear the same facemask the catcher wears
HOLY FUCK
THEY DIDNT GIVE A CHANCE FOR ABROO TO FUCK IT UP
Robin looking to be ejected again
>>67475101
>Ed Farmer
>he's not a farmer
>rags
>>67475105
have another on me senpai
in fact have two
>>67475105
>inb4 abroo triple play somehow
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH COME ON HE FUCKING TRIPPED HIM
Did odor literally prevent Eaton from scoring?
Fraz please, you've done well tonight, please do it again.
>these fucking umps
I SWEAR TO GOD ABROO
>Rangers get to trip a runner and not get punished for it
super fun game
>>67475101
Ohh i know, WLS is great. I dunno if they have different broadcasting capital, but i get WLS clear in Bloomington, IN when I had a hard time getting The Score in Lafayette(2.5 hours closer to Chicago)
Eaton looks better with a helmet on tbqh he needs a better hairstyle to compliment his beard
no homo
UMP BALL
>>67475085
Would WLS keep playing the game if it bled into their neocon rant shows?
new thread when?
http://m.mlb.com/cws/video/v23793743/oakcws-danks-homers-to-give-white-sox-walkoff-win/?c_id=cws&partnerId=aw-5508821204936459365-1024
at first i thought it was incidental but that was blatant as fuck
Fuckkkk my headlice are acting up
Can y'all Sux fans quit your bitching they got tangled up there was nothing intentional in that whatsoever grow up
GRAND SLAM WHEN?!
that was clearly intentional
>>67475203
WLS is like a tijuana border banger station.... they pump out some serious fucking juice at night. FCC seems to just let them cuz fuck it, I bet hobbyists in Germany pick them up crystal clear.
>this game
why did I stay up to watch this shit?
BASED FRAZIER
BASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIERBASED FRAZIER
YEEEEEEAAAAAAH
FUCKING FINALLY A GRAND SLAM
BASED
FUCKING FRAZ
TODD YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES TODDDDDDDDDDDD
TODD THE GODD
COME ON AND SLAM
>>67475239
NOW
>mfw
TOOOOOODDDDD
TOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
BIG TODD
PUT THAT FYUCKING MOTHER FUCK SHIT ON THE FUCKIN BOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
TODDFATHER WHO ART IN THE BLEACHERS
>>67475239
TODDFATHER
YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOOOOOOOOOOOARD
YES
TODD FATHA
JUST
THESE SOX MAN
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
BASED FRAZGOD
>>67475239
NOW!
BASED FRAZ
And all the bandwagoners come out of hiding.
>IT WAS 4-4
GG
The everyday bullpen played good, but the bottom of the barrel shows lack of depth.
JD will be bolstering up this bullpen this year. The starting pitching is one of the best in baseball right now but bullpen pretty bad
>>67475309
(You)
BLAW ALMOST
DA WHITE SOX
>tfw there are never enough insurance runs
>>67475309
>b-but bandwagoners
There is no need for the this level of anger
>rags
Having no expectations are the best expectations.
The wheels seem to stay on the Sox Win Train so far.
Is this what Astros fans feel like every time they watch a game?
>putnam
sweatingman.jpg
CHICAGO SOCK
God damn Todd is a miracle
>>67475362
Slow your roll. Put'namonbase is coming.
>>67475368
And hear I thought it would be comfy ending. Silly me
>>67475358
link to vid?
Nice bat flip from fraz there
>>67475368
4 runs should be enough with no Beltre in their lineup. Of course they dont hav Prince either so maybe taht cancels out
>putnam time
>>67475391
>>67475368
Nothings ever easy
But come on Putnam, even you can't blow a 4 run lead can you?
>that bat flip
Lol
>>67475423
I know Belly could.
>>67475457
Triggered
Come on Putnam, 3 lousy outs
ASS
>all dem Sox fans in the stands
Find the zone damn it putnam
>putnam going to a full count on the first batter
fucking hell man
>mfw losing to a shit team like the sox
>>67475579
.... were you awake a couple weeks ago?
Pheeeeew
Come on jputty
GOT HEEEEEEEEEEEM
HE GONE
two more
>>67475579
You guys got swept by the Sox two and a half weeks ago, did you forget already?
There's also that awesome baserunning that caused the triple play.
"Hall of famer" rollins
>>67475579
the scene sucked so much ass given the hype it had behind it.
>dualol wielding instead of using the greatsword Dawn...
>2 Targ KG instead of 3
>no Howlin' Howland Reed
seeing the sox never give in this year gives me the good feels
gg rags
hall of fame play
HE GONE
ONE MORE
1 MORE
can someone post the Brent MOrel "miss me yet?" pic
>>67471826
BEAUTIFUL
>>67475704
You have good taste sir
hey guys I was here all game and didnt get like any (You)'s... mind donating some to the cause?
OVAH
That was a doozy
OVAH
THIS BASEBALL GAME IS OVAH
GG
>RAGS
THIS FUCKIN BALLGAME IS OVAAVAVAVAVAVAVV
YES! THANK YOU BASED TODD
AND DIS BALLGAME IS OVAH
go team
WINNAH
fuck that game took years off my life
Drob better check himself
Sands should go back to Charlotte
Melk now knows not to call Laz Diaz a nigger
And lost in the fray, what a start by Migo
Gg Rangers
See you tomorrow
it wasn't a gg, it was a shitshow on both sides
seeya tomorrow ragbros
Yes, yes, keep this false hope. it'll make the Cubs sweep of you more satisfying.
>>67471826
fuck yes
>win a "danks" start at a good team
good win desu
GG sox, lets keep it out of extra innings tomorrow, I'm not gonna be able to handle 2 extra inning games in a row.
>White Sox are the only team that won in the Comedy Central tonight
This has been a very strange year for White Sox Baseball so far.
>>67475813
It doesn't take much taste to worship emma roberts haha
>>67475905
>meanwhile in bizzaro white sox world
Todd almost single handedly won this game.
And though I was being a faggot emotional bitch earlier
Credit where credit is due to Jennings. That ain't easy but he stopped such a strong team from walking off.
>>67475966
Credit to Putnam too
SOX WIN
>>67476076
POST ANIME
>>67476159
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>>67476181
>>67476181
Apt after a game like tonights
>>67475815
Dead thread (you) cause I feel courteous after the win
Good night sox and >rags bros
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