Collapse is Imminent Edition.
Tonight's matchup: Gonzalez vs Lewis.
First pitch 7:05PM CST.
Daily reminder to stop trying to prove how much of a "real fan" you are. You people are fucking embarrassing.
>>67468825
>Being so autistic you had to post this in the gamethread
For what purpose
>>67468880
It infests the game threads too, not just the general.
I will sign Tim Lincecum for all of the LaRoche money. Try and stop me.
>>67468825
You're the ones who challenged us for proof. Can't blame us when we oblige.
Game's on WPWR if you're in the Chicago area, and FSSW at Arlington.
>>67468880
Just ignore him, he's just going to continue. Let him get bored and he'll fuck off.
>>67468898
NO KENNY NO
PLS NO
>>67468898
Nah, he wont want to come to chicago. There's no weed here.
>>67468898
Kenny p-pls no!
>>67468934
We have legal medicinal use, and he had hip surgery.
>yfw if migo sucks here, Robin already said he still gets the next start at New york
>rags
>leadoff triple
Thanks Wall.
>>67468985
Unless Hahn goes off the deep end and attempts to sign someone. There's really no one else worth a shot.
>tfw have been trying to get White Sox fans upset in Texas/Chi threads for 5-6 years and they never get mad and just post anime
>>67469021
As much as 4channing Sox fans hate thee idea, he will go after Lincecum, and SF is the only team standing in his way.
>>67469069
>signing another pitcher whose career has been mainly in the NL
I'll go get the alcohol. Even an Old Sage Buehrle would be a better option.
who here ready for perfect game?
>>67468957
Maybe if he had hip cancer. You need to be pretty much on your deathbed to get a medical marijuana license
>>67469207
what perfect game
>>67469207
>the city of (you)
>>67469211
That's not what I heard.
Rangers have the best 2d waifus
>>67469267
>better than poplar
I don't think so pal
>>67468898
Leave trading for ryan braun to me
>>67469327
We already have our former juicing left fielder.
>>67469267
u wot
Avi is fucking killing the ball out there. good stuff man
I just dominated an Italian Sausage Sammich, Italian Beef Sammich, Fries, and a beer. I feel like a beached whale.
Meanwhile, Sox up early yeaaaaahesh
literally our best hitter
it can't be real can it
Did avi start doing Pilates or something? He was awful at hitting before his injury
who is the 2016 AL rookie of the year and why is it nomar mazara?
<HawkHarrelson> you know who could hit a ball like that? .....maz.
(special hawk harrelson reference for "it-getter" white sox fans)
>>67469442
Pilates is a hell of a routine.
>>67469442
Pilates and a plant based diet regimen i heard
>>67469442
He claimed to have a fixed stance in ST
It was akin to Danks "fixed" tell but we all know how that went
>white sox can only get this many people in their stadium
kekles
ROBOT
UMPS
WHEN
>>67469449
Speaking of Yaz, Ortiz passed him recently on some alltime list or another.
>>67469511
At least take a moment to realize that they're playing in Arlington if you're gonna be shitposting dipshit.
>>67469544
do you think there's any chance "the fans demand" that ortiz stick around after another ~.280/35/103ish season?
"
>>67469511
Only a cubes fan could be this dumb
>>67468790
>Cubs game rained out
>No working stream for the Sox game so I can cheer against them
Guess I'll just watch BR motorcycle police chases.
>>67469560
woops i meant to add a hypothetical quote of "he sure doesn't look like a player who's ready to retire; that's for sure!"
I'm sick today please wish me well.
>>67469511
>inb4 i wuz only pretending
>>67469550
don't talk to me like that you trippfaging piece of shit
you're the cancer here, not me
>>67469511
Hi anonymous poster.
it seems you don't know that the away team in baseball wears the color gray, and the home team wears white.
Have fun watching baseball knowing who the crowd is rooting for now!
Why did white sox fans riot when trump came to Chicago?
>>67469596
>mad
>at Rbo
Wew
>>67469606
Building walls wasn't going to fix our DH problem
MiGo looking alright. Still waiting to see how long until the wheels come off
>>67469606
Because #SoxLivesMatter
Unless you're a Sox fan, then you get shot.
>>67469586
Get well soon :3. You'll be back to gobbling cocks in no time.
What is with the anti-sox poster(s) in the gamethreads? For what purpose?
>>67469695
Who knows
>>67469695
Its a lone cubs fan pretending to like baseball. Nothing new here
>>67469695
>>67469695
I can understand them disliking me, but Rbo is like the nicest most politcally correct guy on sp.
>>67469728
i'm pretty sure it's a cubs fan with asperger's
>>67469576
If you picked up MLB premium for free during the first week of the season, download Ultrasurf and enable it while using Google Chrome. You can bypass the blackout restrictions.
>>67469736
Don't you know the pendulum is shifting and people are starting to hate PCs now?
Is anyone going to the job fair at the cell on the 20th?
>>67469695
No idea. They still don't realize the Sox are gonna blow it somehow and are wasting their energy.
>>67469774
Wait, it was free for a week? Why didn't anybody aay anything?
>it's a hawk Harrelson episode
>>67469639
He's getting hit hard, they're just not going in the right spots. Generally a pretty bad sign.
>>67469616
kill yourself my man, literally worse than being a tripfag yourself
Wow that was an alert play by Migo there
Guessing he's not afraid of getting smashed in the face by another baseball
>>67469778
No, I just got a job. What are you looking for?
>>67469511
If you're going to funpost about attendance, you need to do it smart. In the case of an away game with low turnout, you can muse the White Sox's ghastly attendence record is so bad, that it affects the fanbases of teams they play against in away games.
>>67469774
>Using Chrome
Yeah, no I'll pass on giving google any more information outside of my posts on 4chan.
>>67469776
I'd say it's about hating the people intentionally PC, and those that scold others for not being PC. Nothing wrong with being PC as long as you don't try to tell others they have to live that way.
>>67469804
Literally everyone said something... Also only on tmobile
>>67469804
It was said over and over.
The catch was that you needed to have T-Mobile as your phone carrier.
>>67469820
>no runs, getting the batters out
Only thing I care about. I only want a 5th starter who can I give the sox a chance to win a game
>that shot of the Sox fans
Is that Eaton's clone?
>>67469840
I work in marking and advertising so I'm going to see if there's any company looking for someone like me.
>>67469857
Don't know how i missed it in that case. Oh well, i don't have t-mobile anyways
>toddunn
That AB was godawful
>>67469929
Good luck man. Use what you know about marketing to sell yourself.
>>67469929
Ask Brooks Boyer for a job. Be the man to make anime and guns night real!
>>67469949
Maybe Brooks Boyer will hire me and I can convince him to have a White Sox anime night
>not even an animefag
>>67469393
Fite me
![10107622[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/095M9xM.jpg "10107622[1].jpg")
I want to see the White Sox wear stirrups like pic related, only with silver.
>>67469621
>DH Problem
Nigga Garcia is based as fuck now. Fuck the nonbelievers.
>>67469971
>>67469978
Hivemind. Make it happen, champ.
>>67469929
Are you just graduating? Where from?
>>67469980
I'd love to see you try m8.
he gone
>>67469971
>>67469978
Simply. Amazing.
>>67470014
I graduated last year from DePaul. Been bouncing around with contract and freelance work.
>>67469550
>>67469567
>>67469589
>>67469602
>>67469847
i knew that
just wanted you guys to be mad
Is Migo seriously 1 hitting the Rangers through 4?
>>67470029
Post OC then
>>67470000
Nice digits you got there
>>67470074
>i wuz only pretending
called it. go away
>>67470075
Unless you're John Danks or Erik Johnson (aka bad even for AAA) you can basically come to the Sox and pitch like a sub-3 ERA guy any given night.
>>67470075
Rangers bats have been quiet outside of Detroit series
Speaking of Brooks Boyer looks like the 2016 White Sox finally have an official motto
"Step Up"
It works I think. Course I also remember the "Appreciate the game" motto so uh yeah my standards aren't exactly high.
Leadoff hit!
>>67470074
>i knew that. just wanted you guys to be mad
anon said furiously
>>67470114
Win or Die trying will forever be my favorite
Wow Avis OBP is just like skyrocketing now. Between babip luck, actual hits, and walks even hbp the other night.
I think I make more OC when the sox are shit, something to pass the time with as I watch the sox struggle through losses, haven't had the urge to make anything this season yet
>avi again
shit senpaitachi I think we might really be in bizzaro world
Avi is out of control right now, how much are the Angels gonna have to throw into a deal on top of Trout to get him?
Hell of a good play by Odor wow
Good to see Avila hustling though so we can only assume his injury is all better now
Keep it going, dsnb
>>67470154
>BABIP luck
Avi's BABIP has been terrible this year
>>67470156
That's pretty much me as well. I had ideas for OC, but my stuff is shit 90% of the time.
My only decent one is a fucking edit. Kinda sad really.
>>67470153
All In
>this triggers the Sox fans
>>67470185
I just mentioned it as a contributor, not that he's has that very good
Dangit
>>67470202
Well consider me sufficiently triggered
I hate Passion. Pride. Tradition... and that's like their permanent slogan.
>>67470197
I thought this one was great when I thought of it, phrase and everything, but no one appreciates divegrass here or in /mlb/ I guess.
>leadoff walk
Uh oh it begins
>>67470285
I saved it m8, that was nice
>>67470308
>leadoff
There was one out
>Throws 8 straight out of the zone
Rev up the bullpen Robin, the leads about to evaporate
>>67470313
th-thanks
>>67470202
It should, but at the same time, that year gave us the Buehrle Perfecto. Or maybe I've become desensitized over the years.
>>67470329
Oops
Come on DP
HE GONE
>>67470420
All in was 2011.
Oof he shoulda been gone...
Come on Migo
HE GONE
Damn Migo
>>67470156
I make it whenever I feel like it.
THAT WAS A FUCKING STRIKE AVILA YOU FUCKING RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT
oh it's fine now
>>67470074
Stand aside newfag, watch how a professional does it.
ATTENDANCE COMPARISON OF THE LAST 3 GAMES AT THE CELL AND WRIGLEY.
>Total Seat Capacity
White Sox: 40,471
Cubs: 42,495
>Friday, May 6th, 2016
White Sox: 23,054
Cubs: 39,206
>Saturday, May 7th 2016
White Sox: 28,049
Cubs: 40,471
>Sunday, May 8th 2016
White Sox: 23,801
Cubs: 41,233
Oof Jose, whyd you look at that one?
abroo you're fucking shit
>>67470613
I'm glad you are so concerned with Tom Ricketts money.
based frazier
PUT THAT SHIT ON THE BOARD
FRRRRRRAAAAAZZ
DUNN LUCKED INTO ONE AGAIN
TODDFATHER OUR FATHER
TODDFATHER
>le solo dinger man
That home run looked exactly like his last one, barely enough and barely fair. Is Todd just guessing out there and having enough power to make up for it?
THE TODDFATHER
>>67470613
I remember going to a Rays game like 10 years ago and there was maybe 500 people there.
It was actually pretty chill.
Melky just got thrown out over that?
>calling him the toddfather
real original faggots
>MALK
LOL WUT
also that did indeed look way outside
This is going to be an interesting return from commercial
>>67470660
The only thing he's done wrong so far is tearing down the McDonalds near Wrigley for his hotel project.
But between actually investing in the team, upgrading the infrastructure without messing with the charm of Wrigley (Keeping the ads at a minimum) and blowing the fuck out of the rooftop owners time and time again, I'll overlook that.
goddamnit melky, why the chimpout...still lots of ball to play
this ump fucking blows. he just tossed melky
jesus whatever he said must've been something bad
I was getting a glass of water why did melk get thrown out?
>>67470775
no you just can't argue balls and strikes
>>67470775
Puta madre!
>>67470724
Did the park staff let you all go down to the lower seats or were they dicks and forced you to stay where your tickets put you?
>>67470732
I know, right? It's clearly a ripoff of the Sodfather.
Did he call him a nigger?
Robin, I told you to rev up the bullpen
Considering this is Gonzalez, I'm surprised it took the Rangers this long to score.
People watching the stream, FAST did they just show a Cubs fan in the crowd after the homerun?
Fuck, it begins to unravel now
>cubes fan cheering >rags hr
Literally no escape.
Damn, that was a rocket out of there.
Odor's got some power.
BLAW
>>67470837
yeah
>>67470837
>Cubs fans travel all the way to Texas to boo the White Sox
And I get criticized for going to Wrigley.
you'll find Cubs fans anywhere but Chicago kek
>>67470801
Nah, they let us sit wherever. They realized that trying to force us to sit in certain seats was pointless.
>>67470849
I liken them to cockroaches. No matter where you are, they are lurking in the shadows somewhere.
>>67470888
trips confirm
come on Migo, get this fat fuck
Aw shit
>>67470888
>trips
sorry cubbies
>>67470888
Triple 8's confirm
>>67470888
>Fielder's fat ass gets a hit
>Cooper literally SPRINTS as fast I've ever seen him move to get to the bullpen phone
Couldn't frame the low pitch. Welp bye Migo.
>duke
AHHHH
>>67470888
*Ahem*
>>67470613
>duke
NOOOOOOOOOO
I hate Laz Diaz
Oh you won't call that a fucking strike huh? This guy's zone is all over the place
>douk
>with runners on base
nope
>>67471013
>arguing with trips
whew lad
literally kill yourself avila, he's so bad at framing
>>67471017
FUCKING THIS
>>67471014
>>67471024
>>67471007
This Duke?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPH9cWTJgdU
Holy fuck
BASED BLAW
>1 pitch 1 out
i'll take it, good work dook
>1 pitch out for Douk
Is this the real life.
>>67471013
Looking at the numbers from >>67470613 ,
if you remove the attendance that is made up by the estimated 40% of tourists that show up to the games, the numbers for the "fans" that showed up to the 3 games at Wrigley this weekend look like this:
Game 1: 23,524
Game 2: 24,283
Game 3: 24,740
As Scott Steiner would say, the numbers don't lie.
HEY HEY HEY
HEY HEY HEY
HEY HEY HEY
>>67471323
>Using numbers from 5 years ago
>Not even the right percentage
Lies, damned lies and statistics.
Look on the bright side, now that the Sox are on WGN, maybe they're get a national audience like the Cubs too. Oh wait...
come on Sox, get into their bullpen good
HEY HEY HEY
LET'S GET SUM RUNS BOYS
nice loli, rangers
Look at that stadium, the sox cant fill up a stadium like that
holy shit i saw that santa at a game once last year.
he was giving out candy to kids before the game
Leadoff hit top of the order coming
Come on! Get more runs!
>bunting
>>67471487
WGN America doesn't show sports anymore.
LOL WUT
Come on jroll!
Why are people even responding to this cubefag?
Whatever, nobody here even cares about baseball
>Cowboys just won the draft of a lifetime and are gearing up for a superbowl run
>the Stars are about to win the Stanley Cup
>the mavs/spurs broship are about to win another chip
Pffftt baseball, who cares?
i can't tell if he tried to make it fair but just didn't make the play, or he tried to pull it foul and hit the line like an idiot.
>>67471677
>weeks later and texas is still upset
There is no need
STOP BUNTING
SMASH THAT SHIT
>bunting with two strikes
LITERALLY
FUCKING
WHY
>team with best record in league can't fill half their stadium
toppest of keks
>that entire at-bat
WHY.jpg
that was disgusting
fire robin please, fucking please
>>67471732
(You)
>inb4 abroo gidp
save us Josavior
>tigers lose
>royals lose
>indians losing
sox please
that was an all or nothing swing
>abroo
Dangit abroo
Damn Mazara has an arm. He's gonna special (shit, he already is)
Todd already got his monthy hit quota.
INSURANCE RUNS
THE TODDFATHER RETURNS THE FAVOR
FRAZ!
MORE MOOORE
COME ON SANDS
TODD
YOU GLORIOUS FUCK
Todd's sub-200 BA says so little about what he does for this team.
FRAZ
>>67471977
He's been a fantastic player this year nobody can deny it. He's nothing like Dunn or LaRoche.
>>67471977
[TWTW Intensifies]
>>67468790
>collapse is imminent
Go fuck yourself rbo you fucking faggot. At this point if the Sox win the WS you shouldnt even enjoy it with all the bitching youve done all year.
>>67472073
nah I'm w rbo... its hard to get over the past few seasons. the sox keep making me believe more and more, but I still have reservations.
>>67472073
Calm down man
>>67472110
Good, go fuck yourself too
>>67472073
Even in game 4 of the WS with a 3-0 game lead and a 6 run lead in the bottom of the 9th, the collapse is imminent.
>>67472073
It's way overdue. Also, what a perfect time to mention it.
Fug
>>67472073
>>67472126
>Go fuck yourself
>sox immediately start collapsing
Way to go
>>67472073
>sox fans
>optimism
pick one
forget about the runner at 3rd.
>>67472073
A Sox fan is always on guard for the arrival of suffering.
>>67472073
>jinxing it
faggot
>rags
do that again Nate.
>>67472073
Dem (yous)
Guess we found something more powerful than attendance shaming
Cubs fan here, I'm just sucking up all your good mojo and giving it to the Cubs by being in this thread.
Your only chance of victory now is if the rags blow it worse.
Damn it. Come on Nate what the fuck?
Cowboys > Bears
Mavs > Bulls
Rangers > White Sox
Stars > Blackhawks
FC Dallas > Chicago Fire
Why is Dallas superior to Chicago in every facet of professional sports?
abreu you stupid motherfucker why can't you do fucking anything
>>67472386
(You)
Come on DP
>>67472386
>still this upset
It is ok, we get that you're booty boothered
>>67472386
Yea I would stick to professional sports when comparing the two if I were you.
>>67472386
>implying Jerrah isnt going senile
>implying he isnt the main reason they couldnt make it to the Super Bowl the past 10 years
>>67472386
>text ass
>>67472386
>0 WS
For fuck sake that pitch was called a strike against Melky
c'mon abroo how do you not catch that, damn it he's pissing me off
>>67472386
Cubs > Rags
Dubs for a dinger
Come on sox get out of this inning, ive got to study
>>67472481
>Cubs
>Chicago
even though I agree Dallas is much more like a big Naperville
>>67472517
You think that's bad, I got a 50 word essay due tomorrow and I haven't even started
