A's bros, please tell Billy the Beane to gib back Dick Hill please.
And we'll give you some baseballs for Gray too. Even with his recent struggles, I'd take him in a heartbeat.
Now for Buttholez to piss me off.
GARY
A
R
Y
taking bets for when Butholez collapses
>>67468198
first inning
Hello Boston!
Sonny, please don't fuck up again. You were elite. We need you for trade bait for the deadline.
>>67468146
*Beaners.
hello red sox /west/
OH GOD THE COLLAPSE IS ALREADY HAPPENING
THERES NO OUTS IN THE 1ST AND HES ALREADY COLLAPSING
good start
>>67468209
that implies you have good players that you'd be willing to trade
i mean if so we have the right gm...
coco crisp was cool
i miss him
BUTTHOLEZ
>HOLT
ITS OVER
ITS ALL OVER
LOWRIE DUBS
So Buckholz is already gargiling cock, I fucking cant stand him.
In other news O'Sullivan is starting tomorrow and im going to the game. What should I expect I never really heard of this guy
>A's 1-2-3 are all former Red Sox
>>67468361
>They are doing better than the men we traded them for
>>67468361
Oh billy
IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF "WHY THE HELL AM I STILL ON THIS TEAM" BY CLAY BUCHHOLZ
>>67468350
A really mediocre outing, he literally got called up on like friday and he was meh in his 1 relief inning on saturday when we were getting btfo
>>67468374
Buchholz has thrown as many pitches in the first inning as Steven Wright threw through 4
>Eternal 4th placer fan at a game with neither team being the Eternal 4th Placers
>>67468393
Why couldnt it have been E-rod or some shit thats who I was hoping for. God damn it. Should I just hope the offense fucking lights it up? Whose pitching for the A's?
Sonny plz
Is it bad that one of the reasons I like the A's so much is that their colors and uniforms are fantastic and I wish more teams didnt go for the Red/Blue color memes?
>>67468403
based space ace is too good for this team. Playing better than grape man and only making peanuts in the process.
>>67468448
>>67468403
I really hope Wright becomes a permanent addition to the starting rotation.
>>67468416
> Should I just hope the offense fucking lights it up? Whose pitching for the A's?
Some guy named Manaea is pitching and I have no fucking clue.
>>67468473
He sure as shit isn't going anywhere in the near future.
BASED X
A
S
E
D
X
>>67468403
hi draper
>>67468501
Hey pal
>>67468405
In case you forget how far from 1st place you're sliding, losing to the team they just pooed on
>>67468495
hey,... nice meme...
>>67468526
>.5 games
>far
So close Pedey
God damn it PD
it was in your glove
>>67468546
maybe if he were regular human sized instead of little girl sized he would've caught it
Just Hanley being Hanley
Pedrioa trying to get himself injured so he doesnt have to take part in this Buckholz shitshow
>PEDEY INJURED
I FUCKING HATE BUTTHOLEZ SO MUCH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK OFF BUCHHOLZ
hit alonso next AB for trying to injure Pedey
hey where do you guys like to go out to eat? just asking
>Its a Buckholz lets runners score in all three innings he'll pitch
I can see why this thread is dead. No one wants to see this fuck up
GO AWAY
GO FUCKING AWAY
GO AWAY YOU SPINELESS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT LITTLE BITCH
YOU JUST DONT CARE
YOU DONT CARE THAT YOU FUCKING SUCK
AND THATS WHAT MAKES ME ANGRIEST
GO AWAY YOU FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I expected this
I'm still disappointed
COCO
O
C
O
ok so we (Red Sox) will trade you clay (certified ace, he has a no hitter once) for rich hill.
>43 pitches in 2 innings
>>67468675
>Wright had less than that through 5 yesterday
why did clay decide to give up runs?
>>67468694
Because he enjoys the taste of dick.
>buttholez keeps getting worse with every start
>it was epic
thanks don nice meme
btw this is clay's wife
ok so when is it time to stop starting clay?
OOOOHHH SHIT
ITS MY FUCKING BOY GARY
GARY
A
R
Y
>>67468732
she's kind of fatter than i expected
>>67468732
Ya theres also a pick of his dick isnt there
>reddick guy will never come back
BASED SHAW
LETS GO BOYS
>>67468755
theres a pic of a dick in a vagina
but theres also pics that Napoli sent Clay in there so it could be his
>>67468759
He posts it at least once a day.
>>67468779
I'm pretty sure we're talking about different guys
TOP KEK
MEMES
>Gray
>>67468778
>wake up michael
what did she mean by this
>>67468786
I'm talking about > Reddick guy, who are you talking about?
>JBJ
>Good
DFA THIS BUST
>>67468814
napoli is a sleepy head
>>67468824
but she's clay's wife!!!
>>67468841
im guessing they pulled the pictures from Clay's phone and Napoli sent him pictures of chicks he was banging
pic related: napoli's tats on that arm
>>67468866
take this down now you don't own the copyright to this
>>67468866
Why do you have these and where did you even get them
>>67468878
they quietly leaked online a couple years ago after the fappening
>buttholez
GOD FUCKING I HATE THIS PIECE OF SHIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why do you fucking suck so much Clay. Why do you still have a job
so is this Clays last start? They can't possibly keep giving him starts.
remember when he had a good game last start
me neither.
>>67468907
>being given a pity outing by the White Sox
>good outing
I dont think so tbqh with you Joe
>>67468904
We can only call up so many people from fucking Pawtucket.
We're gonna make trades soon for pitchers. who should we aim for?
>>67468971
Literally anybody
>>67468975
we need an established ace someone like a david price who is he pitching for these days
>>67468993
idk but thats a good idea, we shouldnt pay too much for him though
>>67468993
Verlander
>>67469011
why not a guy like that is going to be worth every penny
>>67468993
I DON'T CARE WHAT TEAM HE'S ON
GIVE HIM ALL THE MONEY
>>67468971
sonny gray
>>67469023
ya but id be really bad if he didnt work out Ben, we should be cautious about things like this
>>67468971
Bring up moncada or something. I don't care as long as clay isn't a starting pitcher
>Strasburg just signed an extension with the Nast
And there goes another possible fix, god damn it
>YES, goyim. Price is still an ace. All he has to do is raise his leg a little higher.
>>67469085
>this stupid foot shit
This couldn't be a faker fucking excuse
>>67469071
yankees fans are literally jumping off the brooklyn bridge
>don't worry sox fans, everything is fine with Price :^)
Anybody else watching Schilling's stream right now?
X come the fucking on.
God fucking damn it.
>>67469154
no
link
>>67469213
https://www.periscope.tv/gehrig38/1YpJkDlPNzExj
FUCKING GET HIM OFF THE MOUND JOHN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck JBJ close but not enough
Buttholez go die
>>67469220
wtf why is he doing this
I hate everything about Clay. I wonder what the media will say after this game
>>67468779
I have literally had sex with the girl on the right before
>>67469259
he likes telling stories and stuff, idk its cool
>>67469259
he needs money
subscribe to his patreon
>>67469220
Youkilis is also pericoping right now:
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1yoKMmyONmlKQ
X
>>67469281
jesus
it's too much access
>>67469263
I was going to crop her out.
Congrats I guess?
Here's a qt on the BART, me in the back
>>67469347
me being genocided in 1915
Dont fucking let Buttholez back out there John
Hey sempai, I just had a crazy idea
what if,
what if, and stay with me here
we try to 'fix' butholes instead of DFAing him
we could make him better somehow.
maybe one of us could teach him
THANK YOU LARGE FATHER
>Schilling streams hearthstone on Twitch
heh, i hate going to that site but I will to watch him
>>67469459
>try to fix him
he's been on the team since 2007, what's there to fix?
go home Ellen, you're drunk
>>67469281
>Not watching Youk but I think Schilling is pretty good commentator and i enjoy hearing his thoughts on stuff. Its a shame he couldnt stay in the limits
>>67469491
dude used to stay in his hotel room during road trips and raid in Everquest and WoW on a laptop
>>67469514
Didnt mean to green text that
which one of you posted this
BASED FUCKING SHAW
A
S
E
D
HERE WE GO BOYS
COMEBACK TIME
SHAQ
omfg
>>67469535
>posting laughingPapi.jpg outside game threads
someone broke the rules.
Fess up
>>67469559
>>67469535
it had to have been a casual or a neutral that came in and stole the pic, just pretend it never happened.
>>67469347
Oaktown qts are best qts
>>67469573
IP resolves to New York City.
>gAys
BJBJBJBJBJ
BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN
JBJBJBJBJBJBJBJ
Based JbabyJ
reminder bucky is still pitching and will blow this
WHAT THE FUCK OAKLAND
JBJ STATUS == CLUTCH AS FUCK
AND HE GETS SAFE AT 2ND WITH THE HIT AND RUN WITH THE BALL BASICALLY HIT TO 2ND
IS
THERE
ANYTHING
THAT THIS MAN CANT DO?
STOP SETTING ME UP FOR HOPE AND THEN DASHING IT AWAY WHEN CLAY FUCKS UP AGAIN
Mookie, please stop sucking.
>Remy predicting the hit and run to a T
>has actual baseball knowledge
Literally breath of fresh air since Lyons.
THANK YOU BASED ROOKIE MOOKIE
THIS
FUCKING
OFFENSE
GOD FUCKING YES
>>67469665
yfw Ortiz comes out of retirement and does commentary with Pedro martinez
omfg
>As
>chokeland
gg
Gray's fucking trash
good job boys
going to make the collapse all the more devastating
>think the collapse happened early
>double collapse
BASED FUCKING MANLET
KEEP
ON
COMING
AND
COMING
THIS FUCKING OFFENSE
>>67469698
What the hell is wrong with him this year?
LASERED THE FUCK OUT
omfg.
Buchholz tier collapse
>>67469720
thanks for posting this i was going to but then you did (now i don't have to) i came here to post it
>>67469720
>it's a setup for the REAL collapse next inning
OH GOD
>>67469731
You're welcome, let me know if there's anything else you want me to post before you do.
Does chokeland not have a bullpen or something?
Good lord, Gray is a mess.
lol
>clay buchholz still has to pitch
More like Sonny CLAY
>>67469802
Quick, mods are asleep, post retards.
>>67469824
Quality post from Draper (as expected from the Master).
THE FUCKING LARGE FATHER
DOES NOT KNOW
THE MEANING OF MERCY
>>67469830
but i'm already posting
WE'RE ONLY UP BY 40
>TWO DOUBLES IN A SINGLE INNING
>AT THE AGE OF 40
Is Chilli Davis a god?
>>67469918
No.
I don't mind Chilli. But he was our hitting coach in 2014, and our offense was fucking miserable then. I think it's more just a product of the team right now.
Hanley is FUCKING PISSED
>BUTTHOLEZ IS GOING BACK OUT TO PITCH
JOHN
JOHN PLEASE
YOU LITERALLY HAD AN ENTIRE INNING TO WARM YOUR BULLPEN
YOU MOTHERFUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY ARE YOU LETTING HIM GO BACK OUT THERE
Although with the way our bullpen got abused the early part of year in terms of usage, I guess it's good to give them ample rest.
>Peter Gammons @pgammo 2m2 minutes ago
>So now Red Sox wonder what'sup? on ERodriguez rehab. Just 91 MPH, 15.1 IP, 17 H, 9 R, 7 K...Legs, core appear to have ways to go
>getting shelled in the fucking minors
Fucking kill me
Based fucking Large Father
>>67470007
>9 Rs in 15 innings
[Trying not to Panic]
[Panicking]
Buttholez please.
>>67469125
Tbf jbj was shit at the plate until he fixed his foot shit
>>67470113
Schilling shit all over the Price foot thing on his stream, said its more about him recoiling after he throws the ball than it is about where he positions his leg.
hey bros got home late, how's rattail been?
>>67468732
refrigerator body/10, probably fake tatas but still would.
Please Clay just give us six innings, thats all I fucking ask from any starter
>made it through the inning
That was the last thing I expected.
A SHUT OUT INNING
HE ACTUALLY DID IT
THE MADMAN
Thats the setup inning. Now dont let him go back out there.
I'm just stopping by to ask A's nation what's wrong with Sonny..
I have him in fantasy, so my ERA is already a cool 17.00 for the week. Is he injured? Should I drop him, try to deal him, or keep him?
tfw Varitek, Nomar, Pedro and Rameriz are all gone
tfw Ortiz is gone after this year
Hold me
>implying the Sux won't choke this the fuck away
A's famm
>>67468205
Well fuck. What happened Sonny?
i love it when gary talks baseball to me tbqh
>>67470209
He's having a very rare bad start of the season. Even Bumgarner is. He'll be fine
>>67470251
El Capitan is not gone completely but iktf.
>>67470290
I love it when Gary talks dirty to me tbqh with you Joe
>>67470298
I feel like every "ace" is except Arrieta man. Whats up with that
HOLT
O
L
T
BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT BASED FUCKING HOLT
HOLT .45 BITCHES
Holt .45
WHAT CAN"T HE DO
>farrell benches him the next day
BASED BROCKSTAR
OMG
M
G
BASED SHAW
BASED HOLT
BASED JBJ
>>67470311
Man i was like who is that fat nerd
Its tek time hasnt been good to him
hi guys
so what do you reckon the odds are on cuckholez holding the 5-run lead
>>67470423
tree fiddy
>>67470397
he's worked hard let him relax
>Vazpoop
dfa this bust tbqh with you Joe
FUCK SO CLOSE
>>67470449
is it too late to sign salty back
>>67470423
man i'm tired i hope they don't send me back out there
>THE WAVE
GO FUCKING AWAY YOU FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67470489
Salty was ELITE
why is Mookie such a bust this uesr
>>67470509
Koji please pay attention to the game
>>67470546
it wasnt fair
they ripped away from him
Is gary autistic?
YES GARY
MORE GARY
THE FANS ARE LITERALLY DEMANDING MORE GARY
>NOT PUTTING BUTTHOLEZ BACK OUT THERE
JOHN YOU SON OF A BITCH, I NEVER DOUBTED YOU
Oh hey my internet is fixed!
Was having to listen to it on the Radio.
Is Don still sick?
>>67470607
Don is very sick..... And may not be coming back anon
The lefty """""""""""""""""""specialist""""""""""""""""""""""" dealing right now tbqh with you Joe
Time for more offense.
>>67470685
U r a real faggot joe
>>67470731
rude tbqh with you Joe
>>67470274
What a qt
fuck I'm sick of these "to be honest" filters
>>67470778
What do you mean tbqh?
>X literally killing opposing pitchers
ruthless
OUCh
YOU ARE FINISHED IN THIS TOWN
"gary stricesky"
Nice try OB. I always thought it was "strewski".
that ball boy is pretty old desu
>>67470846
he's a ball man
>le meme cereal outfielder
>coco
>>67470912
>Not to be confused with Cocoa Krispies
If coco was up with a runner on second he'd be Coco RISP
SHAW PLEASE
and if he couldn't pronounce S's properly he'd be coco lisp
>Shaw
>good
DFA
THIS
BUST
>>67470872
how do you know
>BASES LOADED
>JBJ
Time for a grand slam
>>67471144
oh boy here it comes
BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN
>>67471150
well how do you like that
>>67471150
WIZARD!!!!
IS THIS REAL?!
JBJBJBJBJBJBJBJBJ
THE
ABSOLUTE
MAD
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>67471144
>>67471150
>>67471162
THE FUCKING MAD MAN
HE"S DONE IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
HE"S ACTUALLY BATTING .300
I"VE NEVER THOUGHT I"D SEE THE DAY
wow
sure am glad they didn't get rid of Jackie Bradley v2.0
BITCHES DONT KNOW ME
BITCHES DONT SEE ME
BITCHES CANT BEAT ME
BITCHES, IM ME
Yeah, might be time to turn this game off.
JACKIE
BRADLEY
JUNIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
.300 HITTER
OMG JBJ GRAND SLAM
>>67471150
hi draper
Reminder that there are only 2 batters in the Sox lineup that are batting less than .280
>>67471300
Vazquez and Hannigan?
>JBJ HITTING .306
>HE'SLITERALLY HITTING OVER .300 WITH LIKE .900 OPS
LITERALLY
GODMODE RIGHT NOW
>>67471317
Those two at least, not sure about anybody else
>Red Sox Stats @redsoxstats 29s29 seconds ago
>Vazquez creeping up on the .100s.
.208/.263/.340
It seems Swihart literally is our only catcher that can hit...
>>67471328
>RIGHT NOW
no
This is JBJ's final form
>>67471358
he had a god-tier bunt though before he got hurt
>>67471317
I meant current lineup tonight and nah, Vazquez and Betts (who should be batting atleast .300)
>mfw this sox offense
>Rob Bradford @bradfo 4m4 minutes ago
>After that grand slam ... In past two seasons, Bradley Jr. is now 6-for-8 with 15 RBIs with bases loaded
CLUTCH
AS
FUCK
Carson Smith's slider is disgusting tbqh with you Joe
jackie motherfuckin bradley jr
https://vine.co/v/iQ9IDzOUXqX
>>67471450
Not as good as his hanging fastball
>>67469710
>What the hell is wrong with him this year?
he started appearing in comcast ads. comcast turns all it touches into shit.
>>67471543
true true good memeing Draper
>>67471555
ah i see
Whose the most handsome man on the Sox?
>>67471555
>the poison of corporate america even infects beisbol players
>>67471400
I might have to order myself a JBJ #25 and Mookie #50 now. This crop of young Sox players might be the best since Lester/Pedroia.
JBJ
YOU FUCKING
DFA THIS GUY RIGHT NOW
OMFG THIS FUCKING OMG
the fuck was that?
lol, get yer head in teh game mate
>>67471621
I have a Tony Conigliaro and he's the greatest Sox young gun to ever live
c-comeback time
DFA THIS BUST WHEN
jbj
i don't even know how to respond to this
>>67471593
I'm assuming you mean other than Gary.
wew lads what a meme game
wat happen with JBJ? stream froze on me
>>67471626
there's a reason his twitter handle is BrockStar4Lyf
>>67471668
Fred Lynn had the best Sox rookie season of the modern era tho
>>67471726
Somebody in the stands pulled out a gun and shot him right before he caught a pop up, so he ended up dropping the ball.
Ambulance on the field right now.
>27 ERA
WEW
>>67471635
>>67471651
>>67471664
casually browsing spee and saw on first page
what happened
>>67471670
When the hell is Oakland getting its own ballpark its ridiculous
>>67471772
ah shit, rip in pieces jbj
wait, is Don back? and what really happened to jackie
>>67471872
>>67471848
He just dropped a pop up you cucks, sheesh
>>67471726
But Tony was going to be one of the greatest baseball players to ever live
WRIGHT
R
I
G
H
T
>>67471857
When John "J.ew" Fisher and Jew Wolff is forced to.
Fuck Bud Selig btw
>>67471670
4, 2, 3, 1.
>>67471920
truly the stopper in the rotation
>>67471920
>wright
>good
>>67471973
HE'S 3-3 NOW YOU FUCKING MEMELORD
>>67471857
if the raiders leave the coli is getting demolished within a year. if the raiders don't leave then the coliseum will live to see its 100th birthday.
i just hope that if they do rebuild on the coliseum site they don't try to do a "downtown" style park, and try to take inspiration from something other than early 20th century east coast warehouses. maybe something like this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Park_Service_rustic#Yosemite
Jbj qnd wright for mvp and cy young tbqh
Jk large father mvp all years
>>67471973
PRICE IS SHIT
SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>worse ERA than Clay Bucholtz
>>67472030
Ortiz will share it because he's a great teammate, dont worry
>>67471881
shit happens.
>>67471892
>was gonna be da GOAT
dunno man, wasn't alive when his eye got destroyed.
>>67471973
>muh pitcher wins
>memeland
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HOLY LEL
As BROS
ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wow weeeeeee
AHAHAHA
>Oakland fielding
>>67471973
>Went to college in hawaii
Must have been comfy
>that's a single
why
Brian MacPherson @brianmacp 6m6 minutes ago
JBJ's last 15 games: .796 SLG
JBJ's 41 games before that: .284 SLG
JBJ's 25 games before that: .952 SLG
JBJ's 24 games before that: .172 SLG
>Lefty Killer
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>>67471973
>Not including ERA
Come on man that's low as fuck quality b8
With this being a BTFO game do you think we'll see POSITION PLAYER PITCHING from the A's?
>>67472119
Didn't hit the glove / fielder is scored a hit every time
>>67472122
tbqh with you Joe, ill take a streaky JBJ with absolute tear streaks like this
>>67472146
hes memeing you
>>67472087
I don't even know why I bother living anymore.
>t. Oakland fan living in Jew York
>>67472146
>8th inning
>position player pitching
awww Coco. sometimes I really miss that guy
>those empty Monster seats
GOD I FUCKING HATE CASUALS
>>67472215
Go away. It's May already.
>>67472233
freeze warning in boston tonight m8
>in may
>>67472288
Then put on a jacket. You have fucking Monster seats for gods sakes.
>>67472215
filtered
>>67472122
Ill take it
Hell i only really ever needed jbj to hit like .225 with his defense
Was Remy a good player he seems to talk like he was utter shit
>>67472503
Ya he sucked
Remy's been comfy af tonight
>>67472503
nah he was pretty good
Based DP
>>67472320
>they can't handle nature's bantz
sad really
>>67472503
he was serviceable. a bit above average
>>67472544
Glad the umpire got remy. Hope he heard this broadcast and sues remfag for slander and bankrupts him and his family into poverty and gets him fired from baseball.
>>67472503
he was an all-star one year
10 year career batting .275 lifetime
>>67472503
Self Depreciation's a healthy skill to have.
But yea we're in BTFO talk. These are the most comfy times.
Remember how Don and Remy were during em and having all kinds of fun.
O'Brien's happy to be free of that meme tier partner he had last week and to get based Remy back.
>>67472544
I forgot how much i missed him. It isnt the same without himand Don, it really isnt
OK what if instead of a net, every seat come with a helmet?
>>67472816
if you ever get hit by a bat or foul ball you should be required to wear a helmet within the park tbqh
>JBJ
>strikeout
ITS OVER
HES FINISHED
TRADE HIM NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
>>67472816
what if instead of a net, wimmin and girls got off their fucking smartphones and paid attention to the game
>>67472913
package deal with metholz for a pitcher and a slushie from cumbys 2bh
>>67472969
never reply to my posts again
>>67472991
kys my man
captcha EDGE REITH
>>67472989
good idea, we might even be able to keep the slushie if we bargain right
>>67473054
>>67472989
Oh, you meant FOR a slushie, not with.
You absolute madman, there's no chance that'd go through. But I like your way of thinking.
>that piss-poor effort at playing the wall
Current Manny Ramirez would have played that better
>>67473151
Hey, don't speak ill of Dombrowski's prize off-season acquisition, the Lefty Killer Chris Young
>we're getting namefags now
>>67473151
and thrown out Coco while he was at it
is that Ron Gardenhire on the Sox bench?
COLLAPSE
>>67473250
we had a couple years ago before the fall of /spuh/
Fucking
>Reddick
This man I swear
>>67473250
probrem?
>>67473250
Just ignore him and hope he goes away
HE'S
BLOWING IT
EPIC
JESUS CHRIST JUST END IT
REEEEEEEEEEEE
PLEASE
FUCKING
STOP
AND JUST GET THE LAST OUT
HOLY GOD HEMBREE WHAT THE POOP
bring in kimbrel
oh god
>A's rally incoming
this is getting to Rags-level of
>one strike away
>Hembree attempting to blow a 9 run lead
https://twitter.com/redsoxstats/status/729864675207176192
;_; those nesn fucks.
Holy shit man just fucking go for a ground out and end this
>Warming Taz
holy shit fucking warm Barnes John are you retarded we need taz
>>67473460
i'd be pretty impressed.
>Taz
NO
NO
NO
NO
Farrell are you trying to lose this game?
damn they won that's got to hurt those draft picks are valuable
WEW LADS
GG As bros, sorry for the bullying tonight. Our offense realized buttholez was pitching and went full bore offensively to salvage the game.
BASED YOUNG GUNS
BASED FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN
BASED FUCKING LARGE FATHER
BASED LITERALLY EVERYONE ON THE TEAM NOT NAMED BUTTHOLEZ OR PRICE
See you bros tomorrow for the Filthy Mick.
>>67473468
God I fucking hate NESN
Christ I dont want to be a meme team like the Blue jays or the Cubs with all of this offense and shitty pitching
What the fuck do we do to help our starting rotation?
gg oaktown prepare more photos of local qts for tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqKHqWaTv9g
gg "Oakland Athletics"
looking forward to the rest of the series
>>67473555
Trade for a pitcher really.
finally. good god
>>67473468
assholes.
>>67473555
one of the prospects has to go, at least. Mookie's untouchable, but everyone else is possible trade bait
