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Pop is playing 3D chess edition
anyone think he hits his players in the gym/lockers when they lose a game?
>>67456290
Pop is playing Super Mario RPG while Billy is playing Final Fantasy Seven
3rd for curry
>>67456299
SON!
Aye I've been saying all season Kanter over Ibaka, as long as Ibaka shooting 3's there's gonna less offensive rebonds... But you throw Kanter in you got offensive boards, Ibaka defense suck anyway
>>67456301
>>67456301
>>67456301
THREAD WITH SCHEDULE
>>67456290
Pop was playing candy land while Donovan was playing monopoly
>>67456290
>losing on purpose
literally the goat, genius desu
WHO
DA FUCC
UP???
http://strawpoll.me/5826255
Prove to me the NBA is a good league.
Legod gettin 1 for da lan
Pop? More like :poop:
Pop was playing Captain Beefhart while Donovan was playing 21 pilot
>>67456299
THAT ASS FAT
>kawhi has a +16.7 net rating in clutch time
>+37 net points when he is on the floor in crunch time
>45% att in crunch time
>avg 1.1 pts per possesion in crunch time in the fourth or overtime with less than 5 minutes left with leads/deficits of less than 5 points
>10% Foul draw rate in the clutch
Stay mad
I am still confident spurs will win in 6
Pop was playing hungry hungry hippos while Donovan was playing Risk
Another great planned loss by Pop. He's preparing the Spurs for road adversity to be ready for the Warriors. Genius move. Spurs in 7.
>>67456341
MY SIDES!!!!!
Kevin Durant on Kawhi - I smirk at a nigga if he still rockin braids, that just let's me know we ain't on the same page.
Mooooooo
>>67456354
This thread is better
>this far into the season
>you guys still can't get a new general right
blow up this general when? desu you're wasting bully ball anons prime.
Spurs fan here. Drunk as fuck. AMA
>>67456299
>not posting the real one.
>>67456366
>no schedule
>le funni pop meem
no
>>67456301
>>67456301
>>67456301
>>67456312
FUCK YOU NIGGER FAGGOT
>>67456375
Fuck you. Gonna keep bumping this thread
>>67456375
Get fucked
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
DION "THE ARGENTINIAN SLAYER" WAITERS
KEVIN "THE WET JUMPER STUNNER" DURANT
RUSSELL "GOD OF THE HUSTLE" WESTBROOK
ENES "JIHAD ON YOUR BITCH" KANTER
STEVEN "THE FLYING KIWI" ADAMS
SERGE "CONGO SIZED COCK" IBAKA
RANDY "COMES IN HANDY" FOYE
YOUR OKLAHOMA CITY THUNDER
>Spurdoras
>Spuds
>Spurms
>Spics
Do you like James Harden?
>>67456375
just let it go
canadian thread is better
>>67456375
this is the better thread.
Pop was playing views from the 6 while Donovan was playing wu tang forever
SAS need to close the series in Okc if they want San Antonio as Durant's numba one destination.
Pop is a mastermind. I am shocked how amazing he is
Pop is playing Vagrant Story while everyone else is playing FFXIII
Pop was reading Infinite Jest while Donovan was reading Twilight
>>67456406
you got the opposite though
Pop was using myspace while Billy was using Twitter
OKC should not be flexin rn, look at all these fucking free throws. This game was gift wrapped. Don't see thunder making it out SA.
Pop was playing mspaint while Donovan was playing photoshop
Pop was playing Paper Mario while Donovan was speed running Super Mario 64 by traveling dimensions.
>fisher literally out there raising Matt Barnes' kids shit
Matt's gonna have to kick that lil nigga into next week 2bh. Derek's just rubbing that shit in now.
>>67456413
FUCK YOU REDDIT. GO DIE ON A KNIFE.
>Get paid millions
>Still need at least two live possessions to "warm-up" and "get into rhythm"
WRY
Donovan was playing pokemon while Pop was playing digimon
>>67456413
DIE
Pop was playing ____ while Billy was playing __________
Pop is a joke and the reason they lost this game
Pop was playing with his dick by himself while Donovan was getting head from a cheerleader
>Spurs 12 assists
>Westbrook 15 assists
>Spurs in 4Q: 16 points
>Durant in 4Q: 17 points on perfect shooting
>muh ball movement
>muh system
POP WAS FUCKING WHILE DONOVAN WAS KEKING
Is OKC really gonna do it?
>>67456413
Bump :^)
Pop was crying like a bitch while Billy was laughing
>>67456458
Eh. Possibly
>>67456458
Why would Pop throw away a series? What could he possibly gain from it?
Who'll win the Championship
>>67456428
Rebound disparity is the closest it has been throughout the series. Didn't expect that. Could be why DWest and LMA couldn't make a basket in the 4th. Tired out fucks.
When KD is sitting, Boban should come and take a load off those guys.
Pop got this
Pop was fapping while Donovan was having sex
Pop was waiting for a reply while Donovan was getting responses within 10 minutes
Pop was prepping bulls while Donovan was doing the cucking
>>67456474
Cavs might do it
>>67456472
He could get a lower draft pick to replace Ginobili, Duncan and Parker
One championship is cool, but think about the long term!
Who is more important to their respective teams?
JV or Whiteside
Pop was nigger while Donovan was fuck
I really like this pop meme
Pop is an old hack while Donovan is elite new blood
Pop was James Harden while Donovan was Stephen Curry
Pop was getting the stink while Donovan got the pink
Imagine if Westbrook wasn't greedy with the ball the whole series against the Spurs.The OKC Thunder would be leading the series!
we should trade klay thompson for korver and schroedder
>>67456498
Spurs fan here. I have been laughing quite a bit
Where did this Pop meme come from?
Pop is Draymond Green and Donovan is Kawhi Leonard
>>67456522
>>67456522
Pop browses Reddit, Donovan stays on 9gag
>>67456428
so OKC was +7 on FTs
and won by 14
very similar to last game where the FT margin was almost identical except in favor of the Spurs yet it was a much closer game
I don't even enjoy listening to the total crew nomore.
I mute then at half then turn it off once the game is over.
Should tnt revamp the crew?
Who should go?
Pop is playing 3D chess while Donovan was playing 4D Sudoku
>>67456522
parody of mastermind Pop playing 3d chess while other coaches are playing connect 4 or some shit
>>67456519
Westbrook had more assists than the Spurs tonight and has the most assists in the playoffs
>>67456319
RARE
A
R
E
>>67456533
Pop uses 4chan while Donovan sticks to not using online Chinese cartoon forums at all
so when will pop is genius meme die?
>w-w wait till playoffs for tim duncan
>>67456545
Barkley should obviously go. All he does is bitch and contribute nothing
>>67456555
why do faggots get so worked up over proxies?
>>67456548
>>67456545
Kenny will be gone if he takes the head coach job for the Rockets. IMO Shaq and Chuck are staples and need to stay at all costs. Maybe replace Kenny with C-Webb.
Pop is 4chan while Donovan is 9gag
Pop watches Madoka while Donovan watches Evangelion
Ah yes, the post Spurs loss /nba/ freak out, per usual. Tons of "Spurdora btfo", and "did Pop lose this one on purpose?!" In addition to the usual sophomoric submissions by basketball troglodytes such as yourselves, your collective basketball ignorance is beyond the pale. First, I want to address the misdiagnosis of Kawhi's late game "stuggles". The peons will yell "not clutch" while sipping their third bottle of Mountain Dew for the evening, but in reality it's much more complicated for the rudimentary basketball minds to comprehend. Kawhi is the best two way player in the league, no contest, but his defensive skills exhaust his offensive ability down the stretch. I've emailed Pop and the coaching staff many times about running set plays for Kawhi down the stretch, as opposed to Iso plays. In regards to "Pop losing on purpose", I just can't fathom a man with such an esteemed and terrific track record keeping failing rotations and electing bad timeouts in close games. It's much more probable that Pop, being the philosophical basketball piety that he is, transcends wins and losses and hopes the conclusion of a game is more of a manifestation of long term success rather than superficial "win or loss". And one last fucking thing that pisses me off most with you cretins. This "x coach playing this game while Pop plays such and such game." Could you be anymore fucking childish? Basketball isn't a game to Pop or us fans, it's fucking war. A fair submission would be to equate Pop as General Patton, but these silly kid's games comparison only further differentiate the Spurs and their fans' greatness and inferior basketball franchises and their fairweather casual "fans".
CANADA'S THREAD BTFO
>>67456563
It will never die. Pop is coaching your Olympic and FIBA teams. Rooting against him means rooting for foreigners. Pop literally cannot lose.
WHAT'S MY NAME?????
>>67456606
NIGGER
pop = thermonuclear dynamics
donovan = chemistry 1101
>>67456601
Not yet, that's in 2017.
Coach K still has this year.
>Any time the Spurs Win
>"YEAH WE DID IT WERE THE BEST NO ONE CAN BEAT US 210 DEUCE DIME CITY REPRESENT WE GOT THIS HOMIES
>Any time the Spurs Lose
>"It's all part of Pops master plan we aren't sore losers. Fuck everyone we the best homies. Pop is just taking it nice and slow no need to worry"
Seriously why are Spurs fans the fucking worst?
>>67456601
pop playing future chinese checkers
everybody else playing sorry
>>67456582
Kobe
>>67456595
translated
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>>67456586
>>67456621
Spurs fan here. Its a meme. Spurs loses his shit when they lose.
LMAO SHAQ BTFO
FATASS
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S
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having D-West and Diaw out they're is killing the Spurs. Theyre being outrebounded by the younger more athletic bigs of the Thunder. Should be either Diaw w/ Duncan or Aldridge. Or West with Duncan and Aldridge.
>>67456606
>>67456637
Pop. I'm fucking drunk
>>67456643
Fucking kek it's the 4th result on google images now
>>67456637
Oh I know. I'm from San Antonio and FB is literally exploding with Spurs fans saying "Oh it's part of Pops plan" and shit.
I'm a Spurs fan myself, but my god the fans are the worst when it comes to losing.
CANADA'S THREAD BTFO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Pop likes Amy Schumer while Donovan likes Louis CK
>>67456656
Agreed. My FB is the same. They hate losing and when fans fo that "hurr its pop's plan" shit it pisses me off cause its retarded.
>>67456660
IT'S FUCKING ETERNAL
>>67456675
It's like they refuse to accept a loss and try to make it into a positive thing hahaha
>>67456620
It's coming. This is also the reason Spurs D transitioned into a "we do not foul" legit D instead of the based Bowen flying kicks and Big Shot Rob hip checks of the hungrier years. Teams are playing a softer, more sentimental 67-15, 6-2 Pop looking out for the health and shookness levels of his national players, no matter that they're on the opposing team. Pray to your basketball gods Pop doesn't command his squad to bring out the vintage nasty.
>>67456372
>flip phone in the background
Do you like Dwight Howard?
>>67456683
I hate when spurs lose. Especially to the thunder cause they have so much talent, but for some reason most fans think its a joke and go "hahhaha we let you win! You are so fucked". No coach is that fucked. Pop is pissed but meme fans in SA will think otherwise
>>67456701
S O F T
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>>67456413
A
FUCKING
LEAF
>>67456701
He could have been something. He should come to the Pacers and join all the other busts we have
>>67456595
>emailed the coaches
Had a heart kok
>>67456706
For a spurs fan, you seem cool
>>67456720
>He should come to the Pacers and join all the other busts we have
he would make the loss of PG a little less painful.
>>67456643
>>67456652
why is he so smug bros?
REMINDER CANADA'S THREAD GOT BTFO
>>67456720
>the alternate reality where Granger never gets injured and George/Granger are terrorizing the league
>>67456738
11 poster / 27 posts
LOTTA SAMEFAG IN THERE LOL
>>67456734
Larry would trade his child to keep PG
Sorry Lakersbro, it's just not happening. Not until his contract is up, at least
Donovan is a shark while Pop is a sheep
LMAO LeBron really does drive a Kia. Richard Jefferson is the GOAT snap-chatter
https://streamable.com/lhdo
Spurs fan here, Spurs got a chance, r-right?
>>67456732
Very few Spurs fans are modest and admit defeat and know Pop is fucking pissed. They don't believe in this "Pop let them win" bullshit.
However all the Hispanic fans are going "Yea Pop lost on purpose we got this guys!" while doing the usual shit talking of other teams.
>Westgod wearing a Ducks hockey jersey
>Durant wearing Pittsburgh Pirate hat
>>67456757
publicity stunt, RJ trying to make some extra cash on the side.
>>67456737
Kobe's genes run deep
>>67456739
Could you imagine it? Damn, that would've been something. The year >we still had West, Hibbert, and Stephenson all playing well, with a healthy Granger, they could've taken the Heat down
>>67456750
>Larry would trade his child to keep PG
kek
>>67456761
Spurs are still in it to win it, but now it can go either way.
Spurs will only be devastated once Pop, Duncan, Parker, and Ginobli are gone from the team within the next year or so. Then it's back to being a regular team working their way back to the top.
>>67456739
does that alternate reality still have Larry trading Kawhi for George fucking Hill?
>>67456790
that's a different alternate reality
defensively that team would be insane
>>67456763
Are you the insufferable Milanaposter who spammed 75-7 16-0 the entire season with the Spurs logo poorly edited on pictures of Milana?
I fucking hope not because you seem normal
>>67456763
I usually admit defeat. But yeah in SA the meme is quite popular that Pop has this "master plan". I want to punch them in the face
>>67456751
Donovan legit looks like him.
I could see him working at Wall Street.
>>67456790
Well yeah, that reality also includes Lance Stephenson not becoming a meme and actually continuing to play well
Has Lil B been banned at every NBA stadium
I want to see him make his shit look bad when Spurs fuck his shit up after the series.
>>67456790
Kawhi is as good as he is because he went to the spurs. He would probably be a mediocre role player if he stayed with the pacers.
>spuds
>>67456789
I hope they can make it.
>>67456809
Fuck no.
Literally the worst poster in nba generals next to Clips4lyfe.
>>67456823
Agreed
>>67456820
Kawhi has insane work ethic and the Pacers have a good track record of players progressing
maybe if he goes to some soul sucking franchise like Philly or Sacramento he never reaches his potential, but not Indiana
>the city of SA A.K.A Little Mexico
>RBL/CANADA and Spurdoras are finally going to fuck off after their teams lose in the 2nd round.
>>67456763
But how do you gauge the irony levels of anonymous posters? Isn't all /sp/ee bantz wanton shitposting?
>>67456810
Not the guy you replied to but for a spurs fan you are alright
>>67456833
>maybe if he goes to some soul sucking franchise like Philly or Sacramento he never reaches his potential, but not Indiana
he'd surpass Jordan if he came to L.A. with dlo
>>67456290
>PEQUENO MEXICO
>LE LOSING WAS A PART OF THE PLAN MAN
>SPURDOS
>>67456835
THEY GOT BIG OL' WOMEN IN SAN ANTONIO ERNIE
VICTORIA IS DEFINITELY A SECRET OVER THERE
EATEN ALL THEM CHURROS
RIVER WALK? THAT'S A DIRTY OL' CREEK
>>67456299
Bradley
Thompson
Kawaii
Green
Jordan
I dont get why Pop doesn't play Manu and Diaw in the 2nd half of the 4th quarter.
Parker/Ginobili/Kawhi/Aldridge/Diaw should be the 5 to end games.
>tfw thunder/cavs finals
Learning photoshop is actually more fun than playing connect 4.
This one is for the Bucksbros
>spuds
>>67456810
Props to you man
I kind of suck at using this effect
THUNDER STOP DOING GOOD, HOW IS KD SUPPOSED TO COME TO THE CELTICS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hello Dr. Kawhi
I'm CIAbrook
>>67456892
Could you just apply the effect to the basketball? That might look a little cleaner
>>67456901
TELL ABOUT POP, WHY DOES HE LOSE THE GAMES
>>67456896
>KD go to the Celtics
>>67456901
Tell me about the women in San Antonio
Are they... big girls?
>>67456901
CRASHING THIS GAME
>>67456906
I'll try making something more based with that effect.
>>67456913
He's just plain retarded.
>>67456870
Against GSW yes. Against an Adams/Ibaka or Adams/Kanter frontcourt, it's a losing line-up. Without Danny and with both Westbrick and KD on the floor, Kawhi will be too tired on D to break 50% TS consistently, especially late in the series when games are only one day apart.
Manu-Danny-Kawhi-Aldridge-Diaw is the killer offensive line-up.
>>67456913
If I scored 41 points, would it hurt?
>spuds
/Bucks/ up in this bitch
>>67456892
I appreciate the Bucks OC regardless, love ya nortbro
>game one
>Pop realizes the way to cut the head off the snake is to prevent offensive rebounds at all costs
>first quarter Ibaka and Adams were getting the shit grabbed out of them with few whistles and Spurs took huge advantage
>completely abandon this strategy
some fucking mastermind
>>67456945
It would be extremely painful.
>>67456952
No problem lad. It's nice to know someone is using the OC
Well, he did it again guys. The absolute mad man. I feel bad, sometimes. I feel too privileged. When you have a man this good, this well versed in the art of winning and basketball science, coaching your team, it's just not fair for everyone else. I love it when Pop pulls the rug right from under them. They think they won the game, but they didn't *really* win the game. It's classic Pop. He builds up the opposing teams confidence like a wall only to tear it down like it's been built from straw. It's just all part of the plan. And the thing is it's not just 1 plan that's executed. Pop's masterplan is always, always recursive. You can never really plan for his plan because each iteration of the plan is always building toward the masterplan. You don't win over 1000 games and win 5 championships if you're but a mere mortal. He's a wizard of the highest order.
I'd say best of luck to the Thunder, but the orders have already been sent. The pieces are moving. Everything has been put into play and is in motion. Everything is going as planned. Spurs will sweep in 6. It is known.
The age of the Spurs is over
>>67456959
U
U
U
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all these thunder """fans""" coming out of the woodwork. Where were you during the reg season fucking casuals.
>>67456999
right here faggot
>>67456999
I was fucking your mom, nerd.
Spurs fan still here
>>67456763
Damn you must be really fun at parties
It's called a joke nigga. Don't get so uptight about it. Anyone with common sense knows no coach will ever throw a game for his "master plan".
>>67456962
It's no problem, only Bucks related stuff out there is the shit I've requested, you're based as fuck though.
>>67456999
WE OUTCHEA
Pop is playing marbles and your dirty whore mothers are playing try and get pregnant.
>>67456999
>NBA regular season
>>67456999
in okc. peepin dem trips doe
>Joeger going to the kings tomorrow
>>67457011
Nigga Spurs fans don't even joke when they say "It's part of the plan".
They legitimately believe it. They honestly believe Pop is losing games on purpose.
Come to San Antonio and actually speak to fans here.
>>67457076
>Denigger Cousins runs him out before the season starts
>yfw the blazers make it past the spurs
>>67457078
No they don't dumbass it's called joking around. I live in SA btw and I know what kind of fans you're talking about. Half of them are just drunk and the rest are die hard fans (being the only team in the city) who don't wanna admit defeat.
Go be a faggot somewhere else
>>67457076
>mfw it's real
are the kings going to be a grit n grind team? vogel to memphis?
>>67457099
>yfw Portland is still in the playoffs some how with a roster of literally whos
>>67457136
d-did the little bro die?
>>67457136
did dewey died?
>Raptors up 2-1
>ESPN reporter asks LeBron what it would be like to face Miami in the next round
>>67457136
francis looks hella thin
>>67457114
>Being this delusional
Just like a Spurs fan with their master plan.
>Half of them are just drunk and the rest are die hard fans
So the whole city believes in the master plan.
>>67457136
>>67457152
>>67457164
>>67457180
>Google Frankie Muniz because curious as to what he's up to
>find out he acted in sharknado
>not even as main character but as some side show bob character
What kinda acting career you want senpai?
after donald trump builds the wall the spurms are pretty much gonna have no fans left, huh
>>67457166
I noticed this too.
>>67457099
I want this to happen just to see the camera zoom in on Aldridge's face as the team he left for dead advances to the finals.
>>67457223
>gets asked question
>gives an answer no one gives a shit about
answer the question fuck boy, did the little kid die? my google isnt worknig
>Draft Lottery is in 8 days
Alright /nba/ put in your bets who will win number 1?
>>67457223
He's a race care driver now. He stopped acting.
>>67456372
Still would.
>>67457166
Saw that too. She kept pestering LeBron by saying "come oooonnnn you want to face your old team right? ugu~"
Fuck ESPN. I honestly hope the Raptors wins so they lose ratings.
>>67457239
No he didn't die. He seems to have given up acting and lives a normal life.
>>67457223
pretty sure he quit acting seriously in like 2005 and just does some side roles for shits and giggles now
>>67457240
>mfw it's the Timberwolves
>>67457223
and Malcolm McDowell is doing cell phone commercials and Robert Downey Jr. is rehashing Iron Man in every piece of shit Marvel movie that comes out
money talks, he probably got paid more than a little bit for almost no work
>>67457254
Just feeds the Raptors if they're into that whole "us against the world" mentality. But hell yes, what a middle finger to the league it would be.
Be real raptors fans, you are going to lose. Miami vs Cleveland is more $$$$$$
>>67456290
pop lost game 4 on purpose. he wanted to see what happened if they completely failed to defend in the 4th quarter. now that they figured it out, they will sweep in 6
Just curious
why does /nba/ hate curry for dropping 3's every game but fellates the cavs for doing it against the hawks?
Has there ever been anyone as classy as Pop?
He gave okc one last KD home victory for them to celebrate before their star leaves this summer.
>>67457324
delete this now! you're asking to many questions around here.
>>67457324
LeBron, Kyrie, Love and Tristan Thompson all live in the post so they're a lot more balanced than Golden State. The Cavs are a lot more fun to watch overall too
>Spurdoras still mad
Just stop posting senpai, it's over.
>>67457350
right. like when Lebron was bricking everything and the teams chemistry twas spiraling into implosion
Do niggas really think Kendrick is better than J. Cole?
I love chess
>it's a everyone fires their coach hoping to get the guy who just got fired by a team because they were hoping to get the guy who just got fired by his team because they were hoping to get the guy who just got fired by his team episode
Bogut = Duncan
Draymond > LMA
Barnes < Kawhi
Klay > Green
Livingston = Parker
Warriors got the next series desu
>>67457376
I think so, but let's be real, niggas are dumb as fuck.
>>67457324
DELETE THIS
>>67457378
Yao Ming?
Adams is the best play from Oceania and nobody else is even close
not counting Kyrie anyway
>>67457380
literally EVERY coach got fired this season.
>>67457396
Further proof that New Zealand>Poostralia
What's the better meme song.
Panda, or Uber Everywhere?
>>67457420
Uber Everywhere. But Skrt is still tha best
Webm of Stephon missing three straight practice threes and moving like a 35yo during warm-ups of G3 loss where? Don't be confirming bias, /nba/
>>67457324
because they arent shooting them from 35 feet away at a 40% clip
what they are doing is fathomable and they will cool off eventually
>>67457378
Same
>tfw positional player
>>67456574
proxies are haram anon
>>67457324
>dont bother with sports radio for months because its just curry talk no matter the season
>hear curry hasnt played in a month cause his injuryproneness is back
>turn on sportscenter
>15 minute curry special
thats prob why. i mean the lebron circlejerk was bad but they at least pretended to talk about other guys like rose and durant
RAPTORS GONNA SWEEP IN SIX
>>67457475
horrible defense
should have had Dragic in there instead of Winslow, never trust a rookie with a possession that important
>>67457475
I just noticed Wade falls to his knees and face palms like "Jesus Christ, we losin"
