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/heem/ ?
back up dude
back up dude
first for STIPE IS THE NEW UFC NW CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
>>67442763
this thread
>>67442840
how yuo say in rasshin???
Post Miesha.
>>67442848
How the fuck did you hit N instead of H
what an op
>>67442763
Finally a /heem/ thread made by an Asian.
>>67442864
Haзaд дpyжe
Haзaд дpyжe
in macedonian ;-)
>>67442880
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>67442882
on Croatian keyboards N is below H ?
OFFICIAL GAME THREAD
>>67442876
>>67442876
>>67442876
>>67442876
>>67442876
>>67442882
n is just below the h key lad
>>67442880
literally no figure
>>67442895
Oтcтyпи, чyвaк
Oтcтyпи, чyвaк
>>67442919
cmon dont be like that
let finland have his op
REAL THREAD
>>67442876
>>67442876
Sweden vs Cultural Enrichment
Who /fannypack/ here?
>>67442919
fuck off
>>67442926
kill yourself Hogda
>>67442919
>real thread
>less posts than this one
Nope
>>67442919
>getting this butthurt because we chose to use this thread instead of your thread
L
M
F
A
O
>>67442951
why's he so based
a lot of autists around /heem/
When is the Gunnar fight or did I miss it?
just got in lads
how did Seery do? did he get outclassed?
Someone post Jones' toe pls.
>>67443013
missed it, gunnar got HEEM'd
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
GET COMFY!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
>>67443013
Happenings right now
>>67443002
No shit
Is Aussie Lil Wayne in that guys corner
>>67443013
gunni btfo
>>67442984
we do game threads for live cards lad, cmon
lol turn on baseball they're literally wearing pink outfits
>>67443061
>turn on baseball
'no'
>>67443013
Gunni got subbed by a twister
>>67443055
be faster in future scrub lord
>>67443061
>turn on baseball
Said no one ever.
>>67443055
True heemers don't need livecards on heemchan, because when you scroll down on ufc.tv you'll see cards
>inb4 don't own ufc.tv
ghetto
>>67443061
>turn on baseball
>>67443030
>>67443043
>>67443053
>>67443097
ah forreal? You're not fuckin with me? Any webbums?
>>67443061
even this wont make me watch baseball Mr. Goldstein
>>67443092
>>67443100
>>67443115
i'll give you that it's even worse than futbol
>>67443061
>turn on baseball
>>67443027
>>67443125
Na, we were in fact merely massaging your pickle.
They haven't fought yet.
>>67442997
>dat webm
everytime ;_;
I like cute girls crying I think I'm a degenerate perv
>>67442919
>everybody it's my thread. i put some 'useful' info in my thread and heem will respect that, everybody get in my thread
can't wait to see chris wade savagely btfo by a soviet
>>67442876
real
>>67443061
>turn on baseball
>>67443114
>tfw just reported my own thread
>>67443162
what is the context there?
what does someone like her cry about?
>>67443162
>>67442997
who is she?
>>67443061
>baseball
>>67443188
you can't report your own thread
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEPY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAH!
>>67443162
Everyone loves girls crying, it's your instinct to protect them kicking in
>>67443195
She's an actress, the guy talking is a director saying terrible things about her to the press while promoting their movie
>>67443221
There are ways.
>>67443158
Sweet. Hope Gunni pulls through
>>67443162
then im a degenerate perv too, my friend
BASED SWEDE
>>67443237
He wont
>>67443236
ah like using your verizonsa phone
>people hopping off the Gunni bandwagon because he was beaten in a grappling contest by Demian fucking Maia
The memey hype train begins again tonight las
>>67443232
>She's an actress
who is she?
>the guy talking is a director saying terrible things
Which director and why is he saying this? What movie? SAUCE for the interview?
>>67443232
>the guy talking is a director saying terrible things about her to the press while promoting their movie
No, he's saying nice things about her which is why she is crying because she's the one who trashed him in the press.
>>67443027
>>67443310
nah man
You're at the club and this guy slaps your girlfriends arse. What do?
>>67443195
It was Blue is the warmest colour press conference during the Cannes film festival.
The director was praising her and she got emotional.
Funny because few months later she said the director was a tyrant. He later BTFO her saying she was a typical bourgeoise and acting was easy considering some people work in coal mines or something like that.
Magnus is a big guy
>people who don't have computer viruses on their PC are literally fucking retarded beta basement dwellers
btw, when i pick photos for captcha they just dissapear , u must use audio captcha, WTF M8????
>>67443342
tap or sleep
>>67443342
>i'm at a club
>i have a gf
>>67443358
this post is very french, i like it.
>>67443314
This is Léa Seydoux from Blue Is The Warmest Colour by Abdellatif Kechiche
>>67443316 and >>67443358 are right tho, I got it mixed up
>two wmma '''''''''fights''''''''' on the main card
>>67443361
He sounds like a Swede Bigfoot.
>>67443310
My russian boy is about to run his fists right through Gunni's meme striking face.
>>67443369
Danny Castillo behind the scene finger break
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFJ4eWQp1R3/
>>67443408
>borken-toe
>>67443358
>lesbian softcore
>acting
jej
>>67443390
>Abdellatif Kechiche
what happened to all the good old fashioned French names like Pierre LaPierre?
>>67443392
Is Travis going to be fighting in one of them? I hear he does that sort of thing from time to time.
>>67443390
>Léa Seydoux
loved her in NOIRED
>go to The Netherlands
>have to wear boots to not feel like a manlet
>>67443296
>he hasn't switched to MetroPCS
>>67443456
Or Jean Dujardin
They're still there. Somewhere.
>>67443358
She IS 100% bourgeoise tho
>>67442997
WHO IS THIS
I hope Arlovski knocks his head off, but I don't see it happening.
>>67443477
I know this feel.
I'm 6'0, over here, I'm a big guy. Whenever I go over there, I'm like average height and half the women are as tall as me. On the plus side, I got to fuck a 6'0 tall girl, so there's that, I guess.
>>67443456
There is a cyclist called Pierre-Roger Latour, a p4p top 10 frenchest name on the planet.
>>67443483
lol
>>67443519
girls over 5'9 are disgusting
Greg Jackson is a fucking weirdo
>>67443556
>manletdonia
>>67443556
Only if you are a manlet.
>>67443560
i swear to god i wouldn't be surprised if in 15 years we hear some huge sex scandal about him that was swept under the rug, he sounds like a pedo
>>67443541
>>67443560
>>67443608
>>/tumblr/
>>/twitter/
>>/tmz/
>>67443556
>fair weather metro bitch
>>67443608
sex scandal? more like bodies buried under his gym
>>67443588
>dat invisible lats syndrome diaz
>>67443631
it's a quote from dana you fucking casual
>>67443651
abortions don't count
>>67443644
>>67443588
>>67443602
>yugoslavs
>short
Come on guys, just accept that girls over 175cm look like mutants.
>tfw no sambo gyms around
>tfw jiu jitsu is too easy
>>67443556
You mean girls over 5'6"
>>67443477
kek, how famous is Joran v/d Sloot in the US?
mma is gay
Will Chris Wade die?
>>67443672
>175cm
170 desu
>>67443699
Didn't he just fight GGG as well?
>>67443699
tonight
rustam on the gas
>>67443689
very, the american girls he was with including natalie were quoted as having said they loved how tall he was
>>67443699
Everyone dies eventually
>>67443556
Nah, it was pretty cool. Lots of interesting positions you can't do with womanlets. Wraps you right up with those long legs. I enjoyed it.
I'm sorry your life is such shit that you've never been able to experience fucking a tall girl. Maybe one day.
But probably not.
>>67443675
do judo and wrestling and you pretty much have sambo
>>67443556
Calling tall girls disgusting because he is a manlet
>girl in pic is 6 ft
>>67443689
very famous
it was a massive news story for years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYKJ2z7mecQ
>tfw jannies always lurk /heem/
webm of that throw
>people are splitting threads again
>>67443736
>i believe in death
>>67443672
I want a girl that is proportionate to my dimensions and not some midget bitch.
2 strikes per minute nice output
Muslim Muslimov is gonna take this pretty easy, I think.
>>67443738
>womanlets
you do realize average height for women is like 165cm ?
>>67443745
also top lmao, im 186cm, im just stating the obvious
>Wade said he was a terrible stylistic matchup for Khabib
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
holy shit as a judoka and wrestler i loved that chain wrestling scramble takedown khablov
he was going for a judo toss against the wall, was blocked by wade, works for a back take and knocks him down, a lot of judoka based MMA fighters need to chain clinch like this guy
>>67443803
i just want a girl, but my life is a mess so i don't expect one, down a few rounds i need a knock out...
>>67443786
>i'm afraid of death
I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THE CAGE
sweet relief
>>67443739
>combine something asian and european to get something russian
it makes sense
top kek islip bro getting isilipped
suffer, long island scum
>w-w-watch the back of the head
>>67443689
he vanned da sloots
>>67443817
i prefer short girls but my manlet friends get possessive over them like theyre meant to be together. and i couldnt marry one because i need tall genes for my kids
>>67443817
Yeah, and most Asian men are tiny too. Doesn't make them not manlets.
ohhhhh shit
>>67443869
fascinating logic
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
OH FUCK DAT KICK
HOLY FUCK
omgggggggggggggg
fuck that recovery time
Recieves a vicious headkick and gets the guys back.
Fucking Russians man.
>>67443733
>tfw manlet
>tfw slightly glad they were murdered now
Clean
>two threads
>>67443867
Funny, all the manlets I know are always going after tall girls. One of them told me it's like a mountain they feel like they have to climb.
Manlets are weird. Being of insufficient height for people to respect you as a male seems to really fuck with their psyche.
Russian sambo guy doesnt know how to triangle choke
hmmm sambo doesn't really train chokes
Triangle land
>>67443942
It was a trap, just like Werdum/Fedor
>tfw Khabilov got KTFD by a great kick and will still win the round
It's that training against bears man ...
>USA Chant
>Gets boooed out
Fuck that USA chant for real tho.
i like the crowd
>USA , USA , USA
>massive booing
>.....
I have very little to no ground game knowledge but these guys look like they could work on their BJJ lads
>>67443922
You're gonna argue that dudes that are like 5’6 aren't manlets just because that's average height for their """race"""?
Did Wade win?
>>67444007
You're not wrong.
>mfw a sambist tried to do a triangle choke near me
>USA chant
This isn't rocky 4 you shits, its two random fighters in the netherlands.
>>67444031
They will never learn, m8
good mannered ruski
He's dead, Jim.
>>67444031
just because horse faced dutch women are tall, it doesn't mean all women in whole of europe are. most white women are in the 5'5 range as well. for example there are some montenegrin villages where females are 180cm on average
white people in countries except scandinavia
yugoslavia and northern germany/netherlands are on average 5'9 or 5'10
Dinarics and Nordics m89, learn about your races
>>67443996
They booed the USA chant?
HEEM LIFTY
>main card
>2 WMMA's fights
why
Goddamn he could have had the RNC there
>not chanting USA USA at all times
Jesus if Wade was fighting Khabib right now he'd be dead.
that EPO really helps
Wade keeps purposely turning his head away so Muslimov hits him in the back of the head, then complaining.
>>67444128
lol Did you not see Khabib's last fight? Looked like shit.
Is USA USA USA the most iconic chant ever? Everyone joins in on the fun no matter where you are.
All of those punches were to the back of the head.
Next fight in 10min, right?
new york wrestling is overrated af
the get schooled by PN, OH, NJ, MD, & VA on the regular
>>67444160
Pretty fun tobehones
S U P L E X C I T Y
>>67444160
>wasting a quality USA USA USA on some scrub who is objectively getting blown out
im not at home did khabilov win
allah wins again
>>67444153
I haven't seen it, but |'m getting conflicting messages. Some say Khabib was shit, some say it was utter domination
>>67444106
Yeah, that's fine. Still doesn't make them not short (ie. womanlets). Doesn't matter what their height is relative to the average. 5'5 is still objectively short for a human being.
Who /Alligator Arms/ here?
>>67442763
god dmn taima shits on me and vipbox needs to disable fucking adblock (no can do) firstrrow got aids for a couple yars so nope: steram, anyone
>be a wrestler
>get wrestlefucked
It must be really hard for your mind
> Back of the head punches
Shaking my head to be completely honest with you my family members
>>67444209
yes
>Chris Wade curled up in a cold shower rocking back and forth
are you more afraid of someone if:
they're muslim
OR
they train with bears?
>>67444218
Khabib destroyed a newbie while not looking too good, but still he dominated in every sense of the word.
>>67444219
Actually, it makes the tall girls "giantlets" since 90% of the women in europe arent taller than 170cm. Giantlets are almost everytime awkward looking, manly and have uglier faces.
So that headkick won the round for 2 of 3 judges
Not 100% sure about that desu
>>67444218
dont listen to that retard. Khabib slowly approached on his feet to not give Horcher any chance to win. Once he got a hold of him it was total domination to the bell in round 1 and until it was stopped in round 2..
Im not saying Khabib look like he improved or anything but it was obvious dominance by the better fighter.
>>67444232
4fd52ee13050c257cff90882ce016f970bdf4e52
Good win for Khabilov, aside from the headkick he looked very effective, good chin on him too
>>67444277
It depends, are the Muslims near an airplane or train?
>>67444277
Muslim. Them niggas crazy.
Can someone post the split picture of ubereem and regulareem?!? TIATBQHpham
>>67444277
if they're very poor and white
>>67443739
Judo is pretty shit
>>67444283
Well, you're entitled to your opinion, even if it's wrong. I'll enjoy my tall girl sex memories.
Well there goes my fucking parlay.
Chris Wade will never be my boy.
Fuck Struve, does nothing but piss me off.
>>67444277
be careful, religion is not joke.
>>67444315
I got you senpai
Is Brock Lesnar the strongest fightest in UFC history? Who hits harder, Mark Hunt or Shane Carwin?
>>67444379
struve annoys me with his wasted potential desu senpai
>>67444387
What am I supposed to be seeing here?
![overeem-steroids[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wgN91gY.jpg "overeem-steroids[1].jpg")
>>67444315
>>67444384
how's the new mayor working out? does he support MMA?
>>67444387
>dutch grappler
Oh I am laffin
Andrei Arlovski looks like Condit on steroids
>>67444387
Reem looking like he could be fighting at 205 again.
>>67444387
Thanks coming straight from Oregon
Picks are locked in. Good luck.
Aussie bro be a good lad and goof em.
>>67444410
Yeah man, he could do so much but is just shit at it.
>>67444421
How much of a difference lighting makes.
>>67444422
Roided as fuck
>>67444443
you missed mine
were you born retarded or are you majoring in it at university?
>Overeem's haircut
Just-esque is his hair Joe
>>67444390
Hardest hitter is Dan Henderson
>>67444379
Only because he could have been excellent
![alistairovereemsteroids[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uunT4r0.jpg "alistairovereemsteroids[1].jpg")
>>67444315
this?
Im not at home who is currently fighting
>>67444421
He's 30lb lighter in the bottom picture, after he got caught doping
Who /TeamArlovski/ here ?
Make some N O I Z
>>67444472
>were you born retarded or are you majoring in it at university?
My sides
Btw, is Overeem Afrojacks lost brother?
>they don't like it each other at all
I've never heard that before
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFJ4eWQp1R3/
emmett's finger backstage
also i root for arlovski since he looks typically macedonian
>>67444500
wadaaap woot wooot
>>67444483
Okay, wasn't my question. Did you accidentally intelligence?
I wonder why the HW division is the one where you can still be at the highest level at 35+ years old.
Is it because it's the weakest or the HW mature later than the average ?
>Overeem shoots on Arlovski in round 1
>gets KTFO
Please let it happen.
>>67444548
Can it be both?
Wtf is struve wearing lmao
>>67444548
its because you never had any speed anyway so losing speed doesnt matter. what matters more is learning technique over time, experience, and old man strength
>>67444548
speed goes away, strength not so much
>>67444534
we have different picks for the co-main and main lets goooo
>>67444532
>I thought he kicked my finger off
You wish he did, mate.
>>67444572
I can't wait for my old man strength tbqh
>>67444548
I would say it's because typically, the first thing that goes when you get older is speed and reflexes, and heavyweights are typically slow to begin with, so you can get by with just technique and power.
>>67444379
struve is hilariously shit, possibly the most frequently hyped up shit fighter in the ufc
>women's fighting
They're just not that talented
Here comes 3 rounds of shit. Time to go get some food.
>WMMA
Time for a food break lads
>>67444548
there's also USADA fucking everything up, how can you have fresh young fighters in a division if they can't roid to the divisions weight?
WMMA next.
