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Get in here for some top tier action and bants you cunts. We're live and will be for a while.
Live stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqE-FXzx3Lo
>What is Battle of Nations?
The Battle of the Nations is an international historical medieval battles world championship, first held in 2009, in Kharkiv, Ukraine and held in Europe, in April, every year since.
It is a full contact competition using metal weapons and a standardized list of rules. National teams compete in several standard events, with all being full contact - no stage reenactment battles are included.
Teams from up to 25 countries have entered the tournaments.
BotN Website: http://botn.info/
Promo video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50utZwM6ZpQ
Mega of a few WebM's for that one Burger: https://mega.nz/#F!asVwiTLT!Y8LrpQkF6jwsAGoWTx6Z6A
If you tune in currently and it looks a bit shit, please understand it's women fights and the mens are much more action packed and heavy hitting.
They'll be on for a while
>>67433574
oh shit man do you know when the women fights end? the website is not loading for me for some reason
This is already going down? Are the women really that boring?
>>67433602
It's on right now.
The women seem to do a bit more striking rather than clinching, but they gas quicker
any qtknights?
>>67433574
Is that the guy who got his leg broken?
Post more BoN gore pls. Need something to watch while these women hug it out.
Burgerbro yesterday
>>67433602
You've missed three days
They're not actually bad but you can tell the difference
>>67433589
Here's todays schedule. It's Day 4. They're in Prague in Czech so it's whatever timezone is used their. Women will be on for another 3 bongs or so.
After that it's Mens 1 v 1 duels and we're back to 5v5 in around 5 bongs and 20 bings if I'm not mistaken
First Women battle wasn't very good but they've been decent since
>>67433771
It's like agincourt all over again
>>67433793
I've saved so many I don't even know what these files are anymore I'm just posting the ones that sound a bit brutal
Mine are all in the OP though, others might have some more.
>>67433793
Holy fuck he got cracked by an armoured fist!
is there a dutch team
>>67433835
noice takedown just now
This shit is stupid and not a sport.
It's one of those games you play where you have to hold back or you kill someone. So it's just whoever decides to cheap shot or be psychopathic.
You can't actually do a real everyone trying Battle of Nations without killing someone. So it's just patty cake with some people upping the ante occasionally.
absolutely stupid.
You can see them not swinging their weapons, or aiming for safe spots that don't kill people. It's pointless shit for manchildren. LARPing is more competitive.
>>67433883
Harry Hoofters say the same thing about rugby
>>67433894
>>67433894
the whole point of sport is being able to try your hardest to win
This is so shit because you have to arbitrarily decide how hard you try.
Competition is about creating rules or a scenario that you can both play on even ground.
This is not a sport because you are essentially holding back and whoever wins is the one who decides to be push that envelope.
If both teams actually tried to win at this game, people would die. .
>>67433923
The armour has ton of padding under the metal, you can hit as hard as you like. The weapons are blunt. You can't stab. You do realise most medieval knights didn't die? They where taken hostage. If you don't think they are trying, keep watching till the mens rounds and you will see plenty of massive, armour denting hits
>>67433955
wont stop brain damage
blunt doesn't mean shit and can be more effective. A good swing to the head would literally kill you
>>67433972
You do realise armour is designed to stop that from happening?
>>67433997
I just see obvious chances to blindside these guys in the head with huge blows and no one takes them.
>>67434002
Epic charge there.
>>67434001
Wait until you see the russians then
Anyway, it's hard to see and you get tired quick
>>67433972
under the metal, they are basically covered in pillows. They are hitting hard. Keep watching for the mens and the medics are on the field all the time
>>67434060
jesus that was a good whack
Whats the worst injury thats happened from these fights?
Anyone died?
The most honest guys lose. Cool sport.
>>67434143
A few decapitations. They kicked the head around like a soccer ball for a bit afterwards, too.
>>67434143
concussions are all that i've seen
>>67434147
The true gentleman's sport.
If there were one on one fights with boxing like rules where you can win buy KO or points for good hits I might watch it.
they need to get rid of the lists and just have the fights in a smooth walled pit with nothing to grab onto.
>>67434162
they actually do have that
>>67434155
It seems inevitable that someone swings a wild one and the unlucky individual will move their head right into the hit with an exposed angle.
Some of these helmets have quite an open face.
>>67434176
Oh cool, will check it out.
>>67434182
yeah i noticed that some of the helmets just have a horizontal bars for the faceguard. all it would take is a nice horizontal swipe with a falchion or cleaver to do some serious damage.
>>67434147
All's fair in love and war.
fucking hot today lads, wouldn't want to be out in armour
israeli chick fighting for poland is based
someone just got hurt on the french team it seems
ded
>>67434227
certain Israelis where protesting outside the Polish embassy in New York yesterday demanding reparations because many concentration camps where situated in Poland. Very ignorant, really
kek French pussies
>>67434245
seems like they were protesting the polish government's attempt to downplay poland's role in the holocaust. it's not an uncommon theme in survivor stories from poland that prior to the death camps they were more afraid of poles than the nazis. hell there was a matzah blood libel pogrom almost immediately after the holocaust in poland.
in any event the protests were not because of the camps being located in poland. did you actually think that?
>>67434271
Polish co-operation with the death camps is what i read. Before that i thought Poland and Israel had a positive relationship because of the amount of Jews they hid
is anyone making webms of the qts figthing and their interviews?
>>67434294
I sure hope so
I tuned in to see people fighting with weapons and instead I get fat cosplayers wrestling - or at least attempting to wrestle - each other to the ground. And this is somehow an """event,""" complete with commentators and all?
This is fucking embarrassing. And I say that as a 26 year old man that runs a D&D campaign which meets every Saturday.
>>67434335
it's women fighting.
this is men fighting >>67433793
>>67434335
just wait for the russian MEN to fite m8
>>67434287
i think overall the relations are fine. i wouldn't read too much into the recent "incident."
as far as cooperation or collaboration goes, it seems like it wasn't uncommon, but not as bad as in, say, ukraine. the prevailing view of the Jedwabne pogrom for example is that it was carried out by Poles under German auspices.
i actually know two jews who survived the holocaust in poland. one guy was hidden by some peasants out in the countryside. the other wound up in fighting for the polish home army. after the war he was attacked at a communal bath for being circumcised kek. moved to america after that.
Spoiler warning: we always win
>>67434371
unless the russian zerg rush
>>67434271
>>67434371
Polish role in the Holocaust was minimal. Polish role in saving Jews was by far the biggest in Europe (as evidence by statistics kept by Israel itself).
The Polish underground state literally executed people who had ratted out Jews.
Any attempt to emphasize only the incidents where Poles killed Jews or caused their deaths is political revisionism. If it's shown out of context then it makes us look like Hitler's accomplices, which is just false and insulting.
Not to mention the reason why most of Holocaust took place in Europe: Jews saw Poland as the best place to live in Europe for centuries.
Yes I'm butthurt
can someone (You) me when men are figthing
>>67434425
>be on both /pol/s and /int/ threads
>/pol/ is bantering and posting wifus
>/int/ is discussing the holocaust
>>67434470
what is spee doing?
>>67434470
>>>/int/59030434
y u lying
Is it worth checking out the /pol/ threads?
>>67434479
oh shit I am on /sp/ actually
>>67434470
>>67434496
pay depts
>>67434492
/pol/ has more people, so if you want people to banter with come on over.
>>>/pol/73371480
would be nice if they had parabolic mics aimed at the fighters, coz the lack of sound makes the impact of the punches and shit seem weak. the fucking retarded music makes it worse.
besides that, the emphasis on sword + board and the tiny fighting area makes it a clusterfuck.
>>67434335
it's women under 70 pounds of armor and padding trying to fight. looks like it'll be less shit when the men fight, but still pretty shit because the people broadcasting it are idiots.
>>67434508
ta senpai, might as well
You could see how fantastic that Polish girls arse was a minute ago, even with all the armour.
Not enough neckbeards with twin katanas tßh.
>>67434554
An American tried dual wielding yesterday and got rekt
Tell me someone got a shot of that israeli girl half out of her armour
>>67434592
Just like our videogames!
>>67433763
I remember they said they took him to the hospital. Any further news?
OH SHIT THIS IS THE BEST EVENT OF EVERY YEAR.
Has any one went full Hollywood and done a spin-and-whack?
>>67434682
A finnish girl tried it earlier.
fuck this is the best shit.
>glove and spade are a unique piece
Could still be a good thread but I ain't watching this for any longer
best regardz
these guys must be sweating their balls off with this weather
PURPLE DUDE IS GOAT
>>67434777
They're not guys, and it's not even hot
>>67434785
>>67434777
chicks
and it's 24 C
>>67434790
>it's not even hot
looks pretty hot to me lad
and that's without the armour
>>67434809
PURPLE FAT CHICK IS GOAT
>>67434809
Google says 18C.
Still better than here today btw, such a shit weekend
>>67434817
>24
>hot
40 is hot
24 is nice
>this is unironically broadcasting one ukrainian chick fighting a russian chick in medieval armor in the current year and no one has mentioned their nationalities yet
>>67434846
40 is unbearable
30 is hot
20 is ideal
15 is ok
anything below 10 sucks
>>67434846
24 is nice in the shade, too hot in the sun
40 is infernal, went to Dubai once and it was like that every day for a week
never going back to that shithole
Still waiting on men's 1v1s or did I miss that?
>>67434578
dual wielding is the dumbest shit
>>67434868
fucking slav women i swar to christ
>>67434885
salam alaikum
>>67434846
how about 24 in armor and doing all the shit they are doing under the sun
MOLDOVA VS GERMANY IN QT FIGHTS NEXT
I want to try this out myself. People seem to get gassed way too quickly and literally just grab the railing and stand there while getting pummeled
>>67434912
emre pls
>>67434928
someone said armor is like 30kg - 66 pounds
and weapons are like 1-2 kg - 2-4 pounds
but the armor and all the crap costs like 3k
>>67433741
kek
that what happens when instead of castles youve got fast food chains
THIS WALL AND STALL
>>67434885
33 is unbearable
27 is hot
19 is ideal
15 is ok
anything below 8 sucks except for when it means snow in the approriate time of year.
>>67434905
It's on in a bit, this is running overtime
>>67434428
Men 1v1 on soon
>noone making webms of qts fighting
>>67434950
I would think they'd condition themselves to take account for the weight. Seems like whomever gets gassed first loses a lot of the time. My gym has strap-on weights and vests from 5 to 100 pounds for conditioning.
>>67433875
>not posting the team names in the webm descriptions
>>67434956
that's crazy bro unbearable is 45-50
33 is a nice day
Check this slav mercenaries: http://botn.info/national-team/en-national-team-of-israel
>>67434988
Yeah I know
>>67434990
Agree. 33 is going-to-the-park-day
>>67435036
>unironically going outside
wew
>>67435040
You don't like to see groups of qts in shorts in central areas of the city while you eat a McDonalds ice cream?
>>67434987
for women it'd take an extreme conditioning program to wear armor that's half or more of their body weight and still fight decently for more than a few minutes. it's kinda pitiful.
>>67435064
I can just look at half time slags from the comfort of my home
>>67435082
You can't smell them
>>67434956
This man is right.
Also will there be a mega with all the webms eventually?
>>67435104
If the Aus who's made them is around try askin him, if not then I don't think so unless someone's saved them all or goes back and saves them all
>ywn help the German qt get some air
Russia 2 stronk
Nazis win!
WHAT
REFSWORD
>>67434428
Men's 1v1 is on
>>67434966
>>67435256
cheers lads
>>67435247
Jej, you should be happy m8
>>67434578
do we have webm of that
>>67435282
but Russia absolutely dominated the decider there
>>67435299
Where's your blind Nationalistic pride? Hitler would be disappointed desu
>>67435313
Hitler would want Russia to win against this Germany desu
This Polish dude is impressive
Americans were clearly not ready for the ferocity of this, got their fucking asses handed to them
>>67435340
yea really good fight iq too
Wew lads these 1v1's are actually good, enjoying this
>>67435389
less clinging to the side for sure
Are they allowed to throw kicks and punches?
>>67435388
and those reflexes
good mewvement
Where is the burger knight?
The nose knows
who is the biggest dude in the tournament
i want to see the mountain
>>67435415
Do we even have anyone in the 1v1
>>67435415
Beverly Hills Knight is the canonical name.
Anyone have a webm of women's 3 vs 3 where ukranian girl gets a red card for nearly decapitating someone?
Stream timestamp is fine too, I guess
This is some spicy stuff
You could give these guys sticks and it would look like what I used to do as a kid
>>67435537
>nearly decapitating someone
w-what
>>67435580
Kendo?
The snoz on that fucking blonde
>those fucking thick thighs
UHHHH
Post some thicc czeck girls from the stands
>>67435583
Women's duel, russian girl got a technical win her ukranian opponent got a red card for 3 vs 3 match where she sent some other poor girl to the hospital with S A V A G E headblow
>>67435590
Nah we just used to bash the shit out of each other in my backyard with sticks
>this Russia v Germany fight
nice
>>67435632
Is the russian guy wearing Tatyana Guseva's armor?
>>67435652
Jesus
Kek at Netherlands not even managing to show up
fair maiden here
don't hit on me you silly knights
>>67435652
T H I C K
H
I
C
K
Qt maiden right here
>>67435652
high test
Speaking louder doesn't make your accent more understandable, Brazil man.
this is the strongest French contestant btw
Merge with /int/ thread for more active discussion, thanks.
>>>/int/59030434
>>67436530
What's the problem with a less active thread on here though? Comfy as fuck.
/sp/ did you leave?
Are we /sp//int/ now?
>>67436762
never
>>67436831
Where's the rest of them German bro ;_;
>>67436862
idk man
I hope they return for the 5v5s
This Russian is a fucking bear, holy shit hes huge.
>>67436948
might be losing thouhg
Oh that shot reeled the American
>Baby interested af in HEMA
cute
5v5 on soon, shit
>USA beat Russia
We finals, baby
5 vs 5 starting right now, lads
Congrats Canada
5v5 is amazing to watch
Czech HEART
ISRAEL vs GERMANY STARTING
HOLOCAUST BOWL
>Israel v Germany
y e s
>>67437329
you pussies
R E D
C A R D
GERMANY BTFO
2-0
HOLOCAUST AVENGED
>>67437347
twas only Germany 2
i-is Germany 1 still in?
GERMANY LOSES AGAIN
>Red vs red
Who thought this was a good idea?
>>67437396
Not sure, watch and learn lad
>>67437446
;_;
>Italy blowing France the fuck out
Estonians have some nice colors.
WTF
They defeated UK and now my beloved country ?
What the fuck, Italy ?
/pol/axes strong
what's black polack's polearm called?
>>67437806
Spaghetti Knights are rock strong
>>67434266
>says the brit
>>67436495
>says the country defeated by fucking everyone
This girl keep making mistakes
>>67437831
your banter suck you stale baguette
>>67437859
It's not a banter, burger
>>67437871
Don't ruffle your onion string, friend.
>that frenchie that tripped himself
Based Frenchies
BELARUSE BELARUSED
>>67437957
>poleaxe getting destroyed from the swing
Why aren't you making webms of that? I remember a falchion explosion yesterday as well
I wonder how many of the online viewers just come from 4chan every year
>>67438038
[spoiler]half[/spoiler], this year at least
>>67438030
>>67437957
didn't mean to quote
>>67438038
Not that many,there is 2000 or so viewers on every stream of this.
>>67438080
I just looked at threads on 3 boards and there have been 160 IPs in those threads alone
That Czech fighter just needs to walk into the Mexicans to win.
whats the point of this if it isnt lethal
>Marek Axman
no fucking way
I just saw someone get big booted. These 5 v 5 matches are insane.
Time for shitposting
>Bryce Lightbody
probably the lad that got thrown to the ground like a little bitch
god damn, those Mexicans don't need to build a wall, just send that big Czech guy with the plumed helm
is there a schedual i can look at? pls link
>>67438180
5v5 is best
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
>>67438252
OI OI OI
THAT FUCKING THROWDOWN
this is retarded
Magnificient Czech Peacock knight
Is there no teamwork for 5v5? It looks like they all just run out and charge someone.
im going to organise a match of this with my airsoft bros
sometimes I forget moldova exists
reminder that Calcio Fiorentina match is on June 24. I know I'll forget so hopefully one of you guys remember and will host a thread for us.
ahaha top bantz from the czech guy
keep the shit on /asp/
>Says "Gay"
>Gets banned
stream mods suck dick
Magyars BTFO
I bet you kids didn't know about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as4DZFfwJO4
>>67438666
Stop fight
>>67438555
what happen
Kazakhistan should be allowed to bring horses desu
>>67438706
>what team do you think you'll fight in the next round?
>Spain I'm afraid
>why are you afraid?
>It's a long way for them to travel home
>>67438702
4-0 France!
>>67438793
what a top sire
Russia just too strong
Russian bear strong
Jews vs Russia!
Hmm wonder who will win
Does this 'sport' have memes?
that guy had such heart it was sad to see him not be able to stand up
>>67434116
>Russians taking cheap shots after they win
>>67439234
Yes, POO IN LOO is a popular battle chant
USA USA USA
>>67439357
>2016
>still spouting memes from last year
>>67439424
Well has the shitting streets situation improved at all? I'm not from india
that italian doesn't know where he is right now
>>67439424
>Indian replies
>Damage control is in full effect
>>67439364
How many of USA 1 team are negroes?
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CONFIRMED BIG GUYS
>>67438431
Why don't you have your own Medieval team Japan
I don't get it
>>67439459
With all the drunk russians pretty sure public poop is as prevalent there. Just that russia is massive so it won't show up on the charts.
is there any schedules at all?
>>67439695
Nope, even completely wasted russians still poo in loo
ukraine is just so much better than their feet than other people they don't get knocked down. russia is just so fucking strong
>>67439700
yes
>>67439759
They piss in podezd however.
>>67439786
Belarusian halberd guy the real MVP, so good
>>67439825
That will get your teeth kicked out in most podezds, nobody likes smelling piss
>that trip
holy shit
Valiant effort by the Argentine.
>>67440061
imagine the feeling of relief guys like him get when they finally lose and just get to collapse to the ground. must feel like the best bed
>>67440114
I think they are quite unhappy when they have to go down.
>Russian can't speak AMERICAN
communism prevails
>>67440236
Don't tell amricans BRITISH english is the one being taught in schools all over the world, they'll kill themselves
>>67440277
>>67440348
STOP FIGHT
STOP FIGHT
one of the brits if not more are boxers/fighters
>>67440277
Maybe in Europe.
Most english teachers in Asia are from America
>>67440282
Are they even japs underneath those armors? They haven't even committed any war crimes yet. Suspicious if you ask me.
>>67440415
All the international english textbooks teach UK english, doesn't matter where the teacher's from
Mine were by oxford press, they're quite good
I bet the people who watch this shit are the ones who call other people degenerates. This is literally back to the colosseum. You're degenerate scum, all of you.
>>67440496
you should donate yours to your team here. I think he's the only guy that couldn't speak english
>>67440416
It's more suspicious that they aren't samurais. Japs should be allowed to have katanas to battur for the grory of emperor
>russia 1 vs israel 1 comin up
oh vey its anoddah shoah
Based dwarf with the battleax takedown
>>67440530
Well if he doesn't want to learn english, no book will help
I'm completely fine with english being de facto international language, it's so simple even 1/3 of americans can speak it properly
RIP Nazi warriors
>>67440650
russkies get cranky when they don't start the day off with a cup of American semen I see
>>67440636
He's the real big guy, I've seen him break 2 poleaxes
>>67440699
OR NOT
>>67440650
good bant'z m8
English isn't simple though, it's a massive clusterfuck, especially the spelling. The only reason everyone learns it fast as fuck is because people are immersed in it every day- the songs you hear on radio are mainly in English, so are movies you watch, TV shows, video games and so on.
>>67437065
The amount of fucking testosterone in this webm...
>>67440728
Explains why we're so angry all of the time, then
>>67440774
It's a very simple language, spelling is relatively intuitive as well, compared to russian anyway
mowed the fuck down
>>67440826
I hope he has a maiden to mend the hole the guy cut in his shirt
>>67440826
Germanbros breddy good, but belarusian polearm guy is too OP
>>67440875
>fuck, sword doesn't work against that guy
>hey, you, give me that axe
>Finland
I'd smash all those nerd wenches in the audience
>>67440809
Spanish is simple, proper English is fairly annoying, but I'd imagine going from russian to english it would seem that way.
>>67440899
temujin :DD
Every single french fag immediately went to a railing. I see their strategy
>this is still less dangerous than handegg
>the city of medieval france
>Autists wailing on eachother with blunt metal weapons for hours
Now this is a fucking sport.
>>67441096
IKR, better than ice fight
CHEAP SHOT
HE HIT HIM IN THE BACK OF THE KNEE
CHEAP SHOT
Finnish fighter here AMA
(Not the same guy as last night)
>>67441135
Or sucker.
To be honest beating people up is pretty much the original sport. Shit like wrestling, fencing, archery has been around since forever, because it was pretty good training for actual warfare.
>>67441185
post proofs
>Jew tactics
>>67441228
this
Gauntlet on head or GTFO.
>>67441185
yeah, take selfie with helmet on
I think these 5 Russians could take out the whole German military
>>67441280
many of the russian fighters are ex military so yeah probably
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
god dammit, ukraine
>>67441407
did you make out with any fair maidens yet
>this one bitch chanting USA in the back
>that fat generic american screaming USA
god its /sp/ in real life
god this sport is boring
>the finals are on Monday
for what purpose
>>67441407
Did you get twatted by belarus poleaxe guy? Why is he so OP?
>>67441473
>>67441479
God bless it
>>67441407
Is the qt announcer even cuter in real life?
>>67441407
haha oh shit does your whole fucking team post on 4chan? are you the guy that killed the argentinian and are you fighting again
>>67441280
>WW3 happens
>5 russian guys with medieval gear take out entire german military
>>67441520
>are you the guy that killed the argentinian and are you fighting again
Too soon, man
>>67441558
>Binland
did you even make the playoffs
>>67441441
I have my [spoiler]gf[/spoiler] with me so no...
>>67441274
Sorry, read "selfie with helmet OFF" for some reason. All of our equipment are at the camp and I at the hostel where I can get some wifi.
>>67441498
Not him
>>67441516
She's okay, lots of better looking chicks, even in armor.
>>67441520
No, mostly just me and the other guy. Pretty much everyone has seen some screencaps from these threads though
>>67441520
>haha oh shit does your whole fucking team post on 4chan
Not him, but 4chan has always been disproportionately Finnish. Fucking everyone here at least knows about this place.
They should change the rules about grapples. It turns into hugfight too quickly
BIG STRONG AMERICANS
POO-S-A
If japs ever join this will they allow katanas?
>>67441651
Do you enjoy watching the webms floating around here of people getting double- and tripled-teamed on and hacked down?
>>67441651
>Pretty much everyone has seen some screencaps from these threads though
thats fucking awesome, we're probably one of the biggest groups of supporters for this. post a pic of an injury you got this tourny
FUCK that pause to restart the round fucked us up
IF YOU AINT CHEATING YOU AINT TRYIN
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
based teamwork
>>67441751
Japs DO field a team, and no, they don't get katanas. Everything has to be historically accurate European armor and weapons, and I believe there's some restrictions on heraldry too.
>>67441814
that kick was beautiful
>>67441847
yea that was really nice
that was much closer than I expected it to be
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>w-we have team usa here with us, w-what is your name?
>DERRICK
>>67441851
Ah, I couldn't see their flag in the overhead shot of the arena.
Would've love to see their version of baba get tossed around like a child
>>67441851
they actually do not have a team stop lying please. just because they had a team one year does not mean they still do.
>>67441651
>not shitposting on 4chan in full plate armor minus the gauntlets
That's a golden opportunity you're missing, friend
>>67441651
I've heard from fighters before that everyone is really cool with each other and chill at night but I get the feeling the russkies are dickheads and only talk to the other russkies. am I correct?
>>67442034
>>67441651
this desu
Are there any teams who isolate themselves or are just shitlords?
>HOLD FAST on ukrainian's shield
what did he mean by this?
>>67442034
The one russian they interviewed couldn't speak english
so
bitch ass brits lol
>>67441851
>>67441751
other tourney though
>>67441520
>are you the guy that killed the argentinian and are you fighting again
Oh and no, not him. Finns don't have any fights anymore. Our big guy felt bad for the argie but we all know it's part of the game. The damage happened because our guy hit him right on a rivet on his brigandine that drove into his spine so it's not our fault he had shitty armor. But we all checked with the argentina team and the guy is alive and well but has a little trouble moving his right arm.
>>67441760
Yes, the whole team did
>>67441762
Funnily, the only injury I got was a small bruise on my knee. I rarely ever get even bruises so it's something but even it has disappeared by now. I got a pretty good armor, maybe even a bit too protective because I was completely worn during the last fights.
>>67442034
It's not that they necessarily are dickheads, but most of them don't speak a single word english which makes them seem a bit dickish. The ones that do speak english are mostly bros like most other fighters.
Just coming here to claim 'STOP FIGHT' lady as my waifu.
them fucking Russkies
WTF was that tactic
>>67433771
I don't think these armours are meant to take hits like that lmao
>>67442184
they are
It was a good run lads...
France when?
>>67442161
>pls take our butts big strong ruskies
But for real the idea was to best each fighter one-on-one then move down the line with the additional fighter and help each other. It failed because none of the UK fighters were better than anyone on the russian team
>>67442249
france ded
/sp/ thread is the most comfy from all of the threads tb h
>Belarus vs Ukraine
this should be fun
>>67442249
france is kill
>>67442347
>>67442326
smfh senpai
>>67442124
>but has a little trouble moving his right arm.
Well that's about the best report we've gotten so far that's good.
Last question what's been your favorite thing that's happened so far?
Well ukraine figured out who to 2v1, the halberd guy of course
>>67442381
let's fite 1v1 Pierre
>>67442381
we were okay
we were in the 7 teams in the end without counting russia 1,2,3
>>67442415
haha he got rekt this round too
Soooo..are the QFs Russia 1,2,3, Ukraine 1,2,3 and two randoms?
>>67442506
He's the real MVP 3 days stright. Just stays slightly behind everyone, waits for all the falch guys to go CQC and delivers S A V A G E blows.
Mexico team when
>>67442585
Did they even make it to play off?
I'm 12 and what is this SAVAGERY?
>>67442395
I guess I did some good takedowns. I'm pretty disapointed in our fights this year and I personally feel I could have done better. At least we won Austria so that's something.
so this is it for 5v5 I think, men's duel next
>>67442642
next year you and other 4chan guy need to do something before the fights so we can tell that its you. my vote is for you to do this so we can all give you our power \o/
>>67442544
Stolen from a Pole on /int/ that stole it from Taiwan on /pol/
>>67442709
the whole finnish team should so it DESU
>>67442709
the whole team do this pose before every round
>>67442751
Fucking Eastern Europeans.
Liberate them with guns, America, so they get worse at armoured fighting.
>>67442709
Kek, thanks. Too bad we don't get to follow these threads until afterwards as most of our time before fights is spent in the camp without wifi but I'll try to remember to post my helmet or something next year.
>>67442765
I personally like leaning in the corner a bit like that before the fights, gives room for the lungs to breathe deep. Also looks cool.
>>67442629
Takeshi's Castle
>>67442802
B-but we're good at gun fighting too
>>67442902
Yeah just post your armor before you start to pack
>>67442802
We prefer to liberate with robot airplanes now.
>>67442902
I think he meant do it irl in the list right before the fight.
>>67442902
There are archives
/int/
https://desustorage.org/int/search/text/%20Battle%20Of%20The%20Nations%20-%20%2Fbotn%2F/type/op/
/sp/
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/%20Battle%20of%20Nations/type/op/
/pol/
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/Battle%20Of%20Nations/type/op/
>>67433534
>Seen this on /pol/
>Seen this on /int/
>Seen this on /tv/
>Seen this on /sp/
HOW DO I ESCAPE THIS?
>>67443080
I came from /v/
>>67443080
why would you want to? it's great
>>67443080
\T\H\I\S
>>67443080
/hm/
Oh wait this shit might be on /hm/ as well. BIG BURLY MEN IN ARMOR
>>67443080
/tg/ largely ignores it
feels nice belonging to the best community of 4ch
>>67443203
/tg/ is not what it used it be
>>67443203
wow
i hate /tg/ now
>>67443080
>/pol
>>67443287
>>67443324
it
feels
fucking
nice
just got off the phone with my mom lads don't forget to call her today and tell her you love her
>>67443381
litterally only shit tier people don't the battle of nations
>>67443389
FUCK DO NOT MAKE A YOUR MOM JOKE ON MOTHER'S DAY TO ME
I MEANT DON'T FORGET TO CALL YOUR FUCKING MOM YOU FUCKING PIGS
>>67443402
ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦᶰᵍ ᶰᶦᶜᵉ
>>67443366
>he unironically browses /pol/
>he's unironically far-right
>he unironically belives some races are better than others
>he unironically hates women
>he unironically eats up propaganda like a cuckold eats up desperation.
>>67443389
>>67443413
What is your problem?
>>67443389
I don't love your mum because she's a fat cow.
>>67442971
I'll try to remember, altough if I did that you could probably figure out my identity
>>67442973
Any ideas for what I should do? The Dark Souls taunt seems a bit cocky and other fighters might do it as well.
>>67443028
Thanks
>>67443452
>he unironically browses /pol/
yes
>he's unironically far-right
no
>he unironically belives some races are better than others
yes
>he unironically hates women
no
>he unironically eats up propaganda like a cuckold eats up desperation.
Would say no but who knows. That's the point of propaganda - we consume it unconsciously.
/pol/ is nice because you can talk about Brexit without being called a Nazi unlike everywhere else.
>>67443485
draw a line in front of you with your sword desu
>>67443452
>>67443503
STOP FIGHT
STOP FIGHT
>>67443452
nothing wrong with browsing /pol/
>>67443443
ur fat
>>67443559
wow
>>67443510
god yes
>>67443510
Damn, I'm probably switching to a short mace because I suck at striking so it might be a bit hard. Just posting my helmet would probably be easier as I'm gonna order a new one custom made, most likely a kettle hat with eye-slits and chainmail, there's really few of those and none in the finnish team yet.
>>67443685
beat on your chest with both arms like a gorilla. or pretend your mace is a bat and do a baseball swing
>>67443685
left: Russia
right: literally any other country
Also, well, we'll see next year probably. Battle of the Nations is always a good time. It's in France in 2017 I see? Maybe I'll drop by.
>>67443761
i'm convinced your team lost agains the israeli out of german guilt
>>67443787
Nah, israel just has a ton of russian jews
>>67443787
I don't know man, they got roasted pretty hard.
Also this >>67443814, did you see the names on that team?
>>67443814
>>67443824
kek
that's true i saw it on the /int/ thread
>>67443735
Kek, the chest beating sound hilarious, I'll try to remember this.
>>67443761
Huh, where did you hear that? I heard rumors that it would be a third time in Prag next year but that it's not sure yet. France would be nice though.
>>67443862
I mostly just googled "Battle of the Nations 2017" and a Facebook page linking it to France showed up.
Prague again would be great though.
>>67443928
Nevermind, that seems to be something else sharing the name.
>>67443503
Lots of middle aged women use facebook to talk about Brexit, they're never called nazis.
>>67443928
>>67443959
Nevermind again, it says "BoN 2017 France participants". I'll see myself out.
>>67442124
Don't worry, it was an Argentinian. You don't go to Hell for hurting those like you do regular people.
I don't want to keep listening to this same commercial over and over but I also don't want my room to go silent. wat do?
CHICKS 3V3 IS UP
>>67444396
still waiting on that cold blooded murder from this morning
>>67444457
did a grill get killed? I missed the first half of the day because of timezones n shit
SMASH HER FUCKING HEAD IN
>>67444544
Ukranian chick got a red card for argentining someone, didn't see it either
This is really less entertaining. I think that French girl just fell down trying to run. Oh well nothing better to do
french grill a cute!
french girl is a right qt
I want to rape these women, dash their children's heads against the wall, then cleave them in half with my greatsword. You know, for realism.
>>67444736
>ywn win an average looking french girls heart fighting with honour in the lists
BoN anime when?
>>67444826
When you purchase a composting toilet
>>67444886
If I can afford a computer and broadband internet I sure as hell have a toilet.
Is it the same aussie qt who was interviewed yesterday now subbing for poland I wonder?
>>67444583
sounds like poland got a red card earlier today too
>>67445109
Well I might be misremembering it, and it was poland who was supposed to duel russian gril
Or two teams got red cards, women are ferocious creatures
>>67445109
Yeah looks like poland argentine'd french girl
Qt grills in the crowd.
>>67445313
I love when yuros like that guy are talking in English and someone says thank you to them and they respond with thank you.
didnt that french bird fall over and get back up?
>>67445361
I think russian team is saving her for duels
>>67445370
Well, what are you supposed to say at the end of the interview? "My pleasure"?
>>67445435
She played in the 1v1 today, I think, cuz the russians there kept yelling Гaля
>>67445435
You're welcome. Or "Well I'm sorry to hear that, because now I will snatch every motherfucker birthday."
>>67445435
when someone thanks you for something the usual responses are
>you're welcome
>no problem
>sure
>yeah
>nod at them
>french grill just falling over
FUCKING KEK
>>67445466
Yeah, she did. Wouldn't wanna get her injured in 3v3 before finals.
>>67445515
>You're welcome
sounds conceited in an interview context, fampai
>>67445541
Here you can answer with "Thank you/ Thank you as well "
>>67445541
>Thank you Mike.
>"Yeah."
That sounds like an autists response.
>>67445435
Sportsmen often say "Cheers" at the end of their interviews.
>>67445370
>>67445541
>Dumb amerilard unable to comprehend basic european manners
How quaint.
>>67445597
>>67445568
well in an actual interview you would say "thank you for having me me on your show" but this is a 20 second sport interview where the chick saying thank you means we're done now go away. they all start to walk away as they say thank you so it doesn't make much sense.
and responding yep to thank you is pretty casual.
>>67445648
I said I love it you stupid cunt. when you speak in yuro tongue they always say youre welcome its funny they switch when they go to english
If I was a marshal I sure as well would be thinking about the drinking after the event about now. Time for cheap shots DESU.
s i d e h u g g i n g
>>67445791
>danke
>bitte schoen
you do that 50 times a day without thinking about it
>>67445799
>fat Ukrainian lady completely done for
lel
>3vs2
>spend the round holding the railings
>>67445760
The people that work this do it 12 hours a day for 5 days, it's pretty crazy.
>>67445839
"you're welcome" does sounda bit condescending if you didn't really do anything though
"my pleasure" works better imo
>Ukrainian bus parking
Well ladies show some good technique in 1v1, but group battles are just pitiful
>>67445978
SACKED IN THE MORNING
when do the men start again?
>>67446110
tomorrow
>Russia getting refsworded
disgusting
All vs russia again?
>>67446305
I doubt they have enough
>>67446305
I-I'm on your side
>>67446382
Yesterday closed off with 24-25 russian lads vs everyone, everyone took a beating 3 times and I tuned off
>>67446428
Well it's pretty boring to be honest, polearms rain down on heads and nobody wants to take that shit for the fun of it
>>67446495
I was assuming this all vs all would be female
glad to see these threads no longer get deleted on sight
what a dark time that was
>>67446562
Well they didn't scrape by enough women for 5v5 even, not sure if all vs all means women can fight with men if they really want to or not
>>67446602
reported
Ukraine vs 2 ukrainians and some other lads it seems
uhh, seems like it's indeed women's all v all
>>67446602
outlaws4lyfe
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5v5 finals start in exactly 13 hours I believe. be prepared.
Well tomorrow's when the real fun starts, but I may be too busy drinking myself to an early grave, cause it's russian drink yourself to an early grave day
>>67447167
sounds like fun times, Pavel
>>67447167
>tfw it's also the finnish drink yourself to an early grave day
>tfw it's the finnish drink yourself to an early grave day every day
Its fucking bullshit
>>67447808
Where would competitive fucking go? E.g. where does world record gang bang go?
>>67447808
>BRs butthurt because they suck at swordswing
Finals tomorrow
>>67439424
>2016
>still shitting in the same street as 800 years ago
>>67447134
>tfw then it's all over ;_;
