>Friday 6th of May
Crusaders 38 - 5 Reds
Brumbies 23 - 6 Bulls
>Saturday 7th of May
5:15 Sunwolves v Force, Prince Gottacatchemall Stadium, Tokyo
7:35 Chiefs v Highlanders, Waikato Stadium, Hamilton
9:45 Waratahs v Cheetahs, Allianz Stadium, Sydney
>Sunday 8th of May (Mothers Day, go see your mum, you ungrateful fuckwit)
1:00 Sharks v Hurricanes, Kings Park, Durban
3:10 Kings v Blues, Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium, Port Elizabeth
BYES: Jaguares,Lions,Rebels,Stormers
Pro 12 Round 22 Super Saturday
>Saturday 7th May
15:00 Connacht v Glasgow Warriors, Sportsground
15:00 Edinburgh Rugby v Cardiff Blues, BT Murrayfield
15:00 Lenster Rugby v Benetton Treviso, RDS Arena
15:00 Munster Rugby v Scarlets, Thomund Park
15:00 Ospreys v Ulster Rugby, Liberty Stadium
15:00 Zebre Rugby v Newport Gwent Dragons, Stadio Sergio Lanfranchi
>go see your mum at 1 am
Highlanders will win the cup
awooo comeback is on
>>67402543
On Sunday m8.
>tfw handsome and healthy 3 from 3
Picked the Highlanders though so its about to be 3 from 4
Any decent stream for can't be fucked waiting to watch it delayed on prime?
awhyyy am i supporting these shits
>>67402543
>NZ is the blonde
Works for me, goddamn she's good looking. Got some Sharapova going on kinda.
>>67402577
Cruise over if you like.
Well the Rebels meme was fun while it lasted.
They have Brumbies, Chiefs, Stormers, and Crusaders to go play against still.
>>67402591
I'd go more NZ as Nina and Aussie as blondie (rhymes with Nina, wtf is her name I forgot)
>>67402593
Whats your addy sis? All good if i bring a couple of girls?
>>67402543
Where is poomas?
>>67402609
14 Glenfell Pl, Epsom
only if they're hot
>>67402607
literally Edwina
>>67402623
The parties on Omana are way better tqbh.
>>67402627
Edwina
any SA players know what happened to Jacques Potgieter at the Shorks? Did he fall out of favour, or injured?
>>67402601
the poormers aren't anything to fear
>>67402633
>>67402635
Not sure how I fucked that up!
>>67402543
>tfw no qt wallabies gf
>>67402685
Get on the tinders son and find one.
Post your finals predictions lads.
FYI Its the 4 conference leaders in 1 through 4, and the 4 wildcards ( 3 Aus/NZ, 1 SA) in 5 through 8.
1 v 8: Crusaders v Waratahs. Crusaders win
2 v 7: Stormers v Bulls : ?
3 v 6: Lions v Highlanders: Highlanders win.
4 v 5: Brumbies v Chiefs. Chiefs win.
>>67402696
Wait get rid of Tahs and replace them with Hurricanes.
>>67402696
>Tahs over Canes
>>67402696
Semis all NZ except poor Bliues. cheers.
>>67402708
>>67402715
fixed it. didnt realise it was 10 pts difference.
>>67402720
Blues on early skiing trip to Queenstown watch.
I think I missed the Landers screen
>>67402696
I'm looking forward to the SA teams getting wrecked in the finals.
Fuck this meme draw where the Stormers don't play a single NZ team but get to play the Kings, Cheetahs, Japan, Force, Reds etc
>>67402743
Should be
>>67402769
And the subs
Not sure when this was updated but should be right
Which euro club will ben smith run off to after he gets embarassed and btfo by GODkenzie tonight?
>>67402743
>Highlanders
1. Daniel Lienert-Brown
2. Ash Dixon
3. Josh Hohneck
4. Alex Ainley
5. Tom Franklin
6. Elliot Dixon
7. Dan Pryor
8. Luke Whitelock
9. Aaron Smith
10. Lima Sopoaga
11. Patrick Osborne
12. Malakai Fekitoa
13. Matt Faddes
14. Waisake Naholo
15. Ben Smith (c)
>Reserves
16. Greg Pleasants-Tate
17. Aki Seiuli
18. Siosiua Halanukonuka
19. James Lentjes
20. Gareth Evans
21. Fumiaki Tanaka
22. Marty Banks
23. Teihorangi Walden
>>67402743
>>67402790
Depends if the Chiefs paid off the refs again 2bh
Highlanders 13+ cap this.
>>67402769
>>67402782
ABs app?
>>67402802
Yep
B E A V E R
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>>67402808
It's fucking handy ay, I always forget I have it.
A V O C A D O S
>>67402832
Yea it's the best rugby app when it's working. Gets a bit buggy/laggy during games sometimes
Where is everybody? I think they're scared of me.
>>67402873
At my party
>>67402873
It is assignment week desu
Who're you picking to win?
Naholi's back lads, interested to see if he impacts on the game much.
>>67402894
Whats your addy sis?
>>67402873
Watching T8 Racing smash the back out of the V8SC's.
How exposed will the Chiefs forwards be this game?
>>67402524
Smugkenzie fired up.
AB selectors in the stands.
Bin Smuth on pooicide watch.
>>67402927
EXPOSED
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>>67402903
22 Ramsay Street
>>67402901
Based avo man to smash his legs out again
what an ominous sound loud speaker
>>67402946
Hamilton's a creepy place.
Cow bells are the official instrument of /rug/
Get the fuck out of the way ref
Husbendo btfo by Cruden under the bomb
Hansen grimacing in the stands.
Where has the MVP Mr.Chainsaw gone?
Triple 8 Racing first 4 spots, Ford, Volvo and Nissan on suicide watch.
>the scrum was a wee bit wobbly against the Hurricanes
Understatement of the night there lads
It's a close battle between the Highlanders and Blues jerseys for best away strip.
Fekitoa's first kick a shitter.
Hansen smirks, writes something in notebook.
fat smelly chiefs
>>67402983
>pies
>>67402981
She'd have something to say about how shit his kick was.
Ngatai is elite as fuck. How will Wales defend him?
This game is so fucking significant in terms of a black jersey.
Charlie Ngatai needs a big game, as do smug, feki, Cruden, soap and husbendo
Grubby play from the Queefs, I'd expect nothing less.
>>67402995
Not his karate kick lad, his chip.
>>67402995
what's the poly version of coalburner
>fingerless gloves
For what reason
Lienert-Brown>Graham
Dixon<Elliot
Hohneck>Yamashita
Ainley<Bird
Franklin<Rettalick
Dixon>Seu
Pryor=Cane
Whitelock<Leitch
Smith>Weber
Sopoaga=Cruden
Naholo>Lowe
Fekitoa<Ngatai
Faddes<Tamanivalu
Osbourne>Pulu
Smith>McKenzie
Are those some new tough guy stickers for A. Smuth?
>>67403014
sweaty palms
>>67403022
>Fekitoa<Ngatai
Jesus, Ngatai is really gunning for an AB centre spot
Why is Smugkenzie such a manlet when his old man looked like this?
>that catch
Kek
>>67403046
All ways has been mate ever since high school
Where were you when Cruden played himself out of the All Blacks?
>>67403034
To be fair, Fekitoa would be better at 13 compared to Ngatai
>Excitement machine
>Knock on
So, NT, who you liking?
10 Soap or Cruden?
11 Savea or Osborne?
12 Ngatai or who?
13 Fekitoa or Crotty?
14 Naholo or who?
15 Smith or Mackenzie?
Who am I missing?
>>67403080
>couldn't even into basic ball skill in contact
>>67403081
10 Soap
11 Savea
12 Ngatai
13 Crotty
14 Voodoo Magic
15 Smith
>>67403081
Lowe
Chiefs need to slow down and execute. Theyre dominating but theyre going too fast even by their own standards
>>67403094
Both teams are very good defensively you need /flashyplay/ to break the line
>>67403090
I like the cut of yer jib laddie, but Moala>Fekitoa>Crotty
As a neutral - 23 mins in and at least 6 forward passes by the Chiefs so far. Is this how they meme their wins?
>>67403112
you watching in realtime or something
>>67403081
Cruden is still good, but Sopoaga needs experience in the AB jersey. If Sopoaga maintains his kicking form, he should be getting some starting games this year.
If Savea can't regain his slim fitness, Osbourne needs to be given a chance
Fekitoa>Crotty easily. Ngatai needs to be included in the squad
Naholo is probably it if NMS can't be fit in time for the test season
Smith>McKenzie, but the latter needs to be tried at test level
>>67403112
Momemetum tho sis
>>67403112
Yes.
>>67403110
Shit you're right, I love Moala. That's a scary backline with him in there.
Underhill on GOAT watch
Close one, Banks
>>67403122
Agree on Fatvea, totally.
NMS won't be back, Naholo must be stoked.
What the fuck is this refball
avos just kicked in
>>67403131
literally who
Has Smug got a nose bleed?
>>67403149
well obviously the 19th century iron merchant m8
Now that was a forward pass
LFWRLABM
Fat smelly TRY
THE OTHER FORWARD WHO RUNS LIKE A BACK MAN!
FAT
BASED LANDERS
>>67403047
Kiwi """"""genetics""""""
Where is soap
Chiefs BTFO
Shitspouter on suicide/ pretending to be at a party watch
Who is this Marty Banks guy? Literally never heard of him
>that pass from Naholo to Smith
>anything other than forward
>>67403183
Concussion test
>>67403190
needs a decent haircut desu
>>67403190
John Banks' son.
>>67403189
E X P O S E D
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>>67403158
Kek
>>67403158
Underwho on irrelevance watch.
Anyone else 'worried' that bitchspouter has literally killed herself?
>>67403221
>getting our hopes up
>>67403221
Yes. He isn't even that bad of a poster
Sure his shitposting is annoying, even more so than anyone else, but when he is speaking honestly he is an elite poster and obviously has top level rugby knowledge
Highlanders paid the ref more than the Chiefs this game
>waikato
Shit beer.
Shit people.
Shit region.
Shit rugby.
>>67403236
You know that talking about yourself is a sign of madness, right?
>>67403246
They are Auckland lite
>tfw you fell for the chiefs are not schedule babbies meme
>>67403236
Fuck off shitspouter.
Dixon definitely has martial art training. Nicely avoided there!
That was a sweet back body drop.
Ngatai goes full WWE.
That obstruction by the highlanders
>>67403190
>>Never heard of Cheeky Marty
Should've watched last year's Highlanders final against Hurricanes mate
FUCK OFF REF!
Fair play, and good chat from both players. Excellently reffed and ruled. TJ shout shut the fuck up.
This thread has too many casuals and too many colonials in it.
Seriously, this is where it's at:
Aviva Premiership
Newcastle Falcons v Sale Sharks
Harlequins v Exeter
Bath v Leicester Tigers
Gloucester v Northampton
Wasps v London Irish
Worcester v Saracens
>>67403292
Piss off.
>>67403292
FUCK OFF NAME FAG
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Highlanders tackle weber without the ball and nothing happens
Ngatai arguably did nothing and gets a card
Highlanders playing the Chiefs pay off the refs game better than the Chiefs tonight
>>67403292
Is Glouster in England?
>>67403253
Me on the bottom btw
Decent game so far
Chiefs penetrating but the HIghlanders defence is very impressive but they will tire in the 2nd
I think it was a yellow because Ngatai decided to stand up as he was tackling, it almost looks malicious. Yellow was fair
>>67403311
No, but Gloucester is.
>>67403319
He stood up because the player he had his arms around jumped
>>67403296
>>67403300
See? We just don't get the informed, dispassionate, philosophical debate anymore that /rug/ is so rightly famous for.
Piss off yourself.
Found the NH shitspouter lads.
What a wank.
I agree with the commentary
No one did anything intentional in that accident. No one was to blame in that accident. No one should be carded in that accident.
Start carding accidents and where do you stop? Do you start carding players involved with head clashes? It's still an accident and pretty much the same 2bh
>>67403366
Trying to stamp it out after the Flippy le Poux incident perhaps.
poopspouter so btfo he had to go to a party
>gotta get our hands on the pill
>>67403366
if anything Dixon should be carded. you should be resposible for your own safety as much as the tackler
>>67403384
Hopefully he mouths off to some Blues lads and gets the bash.
>>67403392
Blues lad here - Not sure I'd bother desu.
>>67403391
Exactly he is responsible there are much as Ngatai
To card one and not the other isn't fair at all
Is this the beginning of the end for the 2016 queefs?
CHIEFS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Hmmmmmm
The Chiefs forwards are probably the worst in the NZ conference 2bh
Mackenzie exposed in defense 2bh
RAZZLE DAZZLE
oh lawd
COMEBACK IS ON!
That's how much the Chiefs miss Ngatai
AB first choice 2bh
wew
Comeback is on
mckenzie's played his way into a wallaby jersey today
Naholo will walk straight into the 14 jersey. Good shit.
>>67403493
If I wanted comeback I'd kiss your mother.
>>67403503
hopefully he doesnt get injured again
>>67403503
>Implying he hasn't since 2014
>>67403506
Btfo, back to your Tupperware party bitchspouter.
>>67403503
Not if Savea is 11 2bh
Would bring too many similar weaknesses for other teams to attack
dixon is looking great
Neutral here - the Chiefs are getting murdered by the Highlanders.
fekitoas had a good game
>ywn be a big strong fijian who walks into new zealand, steals the white women and takes an AB jersey while you're at it
>he underestimated the highlanders
W A I S A K E
>>67403545
I meant tongan
>>67403555
I'm a Hurricanes support so it's to be expected from me
goatsaders on cup watch
Dagg wondering why he's still in NZ watch.
>>67403536
They're looking good for the 'ship 2bh
DAE think Cane is overrated?
Pryor is one of the best tacklers in super rugby
>>67403571
No
This is the second team in 3 weeks that has forced them to front up on defence and find other ways to attack from their usual channels and they have failed both times 2bh
>>67403593
No you're absolutely correct.
The Highlanders look terrible on attack.
Fucking mong.
FFS Chiefs.
kek lad
Hello lads, proud Chiefs supporter here
goatwatch on suicide spouter
calling it now: chiefs don't make it past the first round
>26--8
>comeback is on
Shitspouter sitting at home in front of the computer, trembling.
I-I was at a p-party
Why do the Queefs keep playing meme rugby?
>but muh mana
KEK
>>67403640
Confirmed for keks
>>67403636
Chiefs ay?
What part of Nelson are you from?
$50 on Highlanders 13+ feels fucking good lads.
Will they do another haka and blow their seashells after the game lads?
>>67403651
the East
>>67403636
They were exposed by the canes 2bh. Haven't recovered from the foul play accusation about the tactical decision to go to golden oldies
Who is the ref? I've seen him ref some good games this year previous - he's lining himself up for a 2017 final.
JUST took a break from beer pong. Had some idipts at a nearby party throw a bottle to start some shit. Dont worry though i sorted them out.
>>67403665
Muh mana
>>67403659
Congrats, top pick son.
>>67403669
Fuggit, that was meant for Wankush
>>67403679
>takes time out from a sweet party to shitpost on 4chan
OK
smug being comprehensively exposed
Based Highlanders, second favourite team
Queefs poodwagoners on pooicide watch
Pootistic Shitspooter on pooicide watch
This is a good night lads
Smugfuckwit has been found out today lads.
mckenzie on regret signing the extension watch
>>67403709
>>67403714
Indeed.
Bin Smuth on eternal 15 jersey watch.
>>67403707
>hes insecure about posting on 4chan
Grow up sis
Daniel literally has a group 4chan session with his band where all 4 of them are on their laptops trying to out logic me. They are yet to take a victory and are seething about it.
>>67403715
Nah he knew he needed to guarantee his cash flow for a couple more years
>>67403732
He could have guaranteed cash flow and starting at 10
>>67403715
Other way round
Chiefs on regret signing McSmug watch
>>67403731
>calls other men sis
>desperately tries to impress 19-year-olds
>is obssessed with a nerd called daniel
Yes, I should grow up.
>>67403659
>you
>you
>you
>you
>>67403659
Absolutely based
>>67403734
The thing is I was implying he knew he would drop in value so he signed the longest contract that offered him the most cash
>>67403761
disregard this cause cruden is a shitter
picked the highlanders lads
>muscular name pending on btfo watch
>>67403761
Ayyyyy Lmao.
QUEEFS EXPOOSED
POOPSPOUTER DRINKING BLEACH AS WE SPEAK
HOLY NAHOLO
>>67403429
What did he mean by this?
>>67403429
based bookie lad
>>67403777
>I was hungover so I didn't post today
Him tomorrow night after looking through a noose but not stepping off the chair all day
>>67403794
If he meant more than 13 he just got btfo
kek based sumo
Is this the worst H2H series of all time?
>LE FUGG LE BOOSADERS XDXDDXD
>LE HAS BEENS XDDDDDXDDXDXD
>>67403828
Kys statscunt
HAHA! TIME FOR WARATARDS vs CHEETOS!
Cane anonymous, no way he should get All Black captaincy
Seo was very poor. Taufua the in form 6 in NZ
Leitch had an unusually bad game
Cruden outplayed by Soapoaga. Soap controlled game very well
Memekenzie on memeicide watch
A Smith best half back in the world by miles. Made Webber look amateur
>>67403846
Have fun talking to yourself lel
>>67403846
it's W'tahs vs C'tahs
>>67403828
>Hurricanes on "surprise" end of super rugby form to top the table watch
Wuh'tards bersus Chuh'tards
>>67403857
fuck no
Read or a cheeky Smith to be frank
>>67403885
Yeeaah naaaah
>>67403846
>>67403860
i'll be here lad dont worry
>>67403891
Ben Smith or Coles.
Read needs to fuck off already.
Worst captain.
Is NZ.. dare I say.. going to struggle at 7?
Naholo seems like a GC
>>67403910
>bonus point
>bonus point
Bye
>close win to prove they should have won (only game they might loose here)
>bonus point
>bonus point
>close but a win isn't unlikely
>>67403927
they need to get A Savea into the set up asap
Cane is not a bad player but this was the match to prove himself and he looked lost
>>67403926
I agree with coles 2bh
Not too happy with read
