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Sharks shork in triple OT thriller against Nashville
Bloos get stinky smellied in OT by Dallas
Caps on the brink of elimination thanks to Matt "I'm a God" Murray, Hornqvist
Bolts vs Islanders tonight 7 PM ET
NHL.com
2nd for BILL
>They're still a decent team but they're not a contender anymore.
You can keep saying that, but it doesn't make it true.
>mathews is a bust
>>67387409
>they're still a cup contender I swear
You can keep believing that but it doesn't make it true.
>>67387409
You can have a decent team and not be a contender you know
what happened to that sweep, caliniggers?
BILL ALERT
POST BILLS
>>67387438
Shorks gonna shork
>inb4 ref puck
>>67387438
>the city of the Pacific division
>>67387447
id love to have bills hair
>>67387469
who wouldnt
>>67387447
bill probably got a rimjob that night tbhlads
seeing this beautiful man raise the cup will make my life complete
>>67387438
>flyover getting uppity
cute
>>67387505
flyover states don't have publix. stay mad, stinky smelly beaner :^)
>>67387469
Yours must be pretty dire
>>67387516
>publix
literally the most flyover shit there is
>>67387387
sharks got fucked in game 4, that pavelski goal in the 2nd ot was clearly a good goal. rinne was way out of position and his dman put pavelski into him. sharks got jipped
>>67387538
nah it was the right call
>>67387533
publix is a florida thing though
is florida a flyover state?
>>67387538
>that pavelski goal in the 2nd ot
wait did it happen again? I thought that happened in the 3rd period? I fell asleep in the first OT
>>67387505
"""flyover""" states are the most beautiful in merica
>>67387516
nashville is a retarded, trash city and cheerleading has no place in hockey. stupid fucking expansion teams
>>67387557
If its not named New York or California, then yeah its flyover
>team with the highest penalty differential and can only wins games due to their PP screams refpuck
get fucked shorkfags
>>67387516
me behind the angry black chick
>>67387548
lmao no it wasn't, you're dumb. his contact with rinne had no effect on rinne's ability to make a save b/c he had no chance to make the save in the first place. and like I said, the preds dman checked pavelski into rinne anyway. i'm from michigan so i don't care either way but the sharks got royally fucked
Is Amanka Kessel single?
>>67387591
no the refs got it right
>>67387577
logical fallacy m8, a shit call is a shit call
>round 2 is The Shorkening: Guest Starring the Blues
>californian "hockey"
>>67387558
sorry it was first OT
>>67387598
wow good points man I hadn't thought about it like that, what a well thought out argumen
>>67387596
Idk but Bills sister is actually pretty hot
>>67387609
>wow good points man I hadn't thought about it like that, what a well thought out argumen
glad you've come around to side of logic
>>67387387
>I doubted the preds
>>67387562
the shorks are kangs are expansion teams too. The perds are just adapting to local market tastes rather than try to appeal to canaboos
>>67387557
>>67387569
>20 million people
>flyover
>5-1
>americaitlyns
>>67387569
>actually living in either of those two shitholes
i bet you vote bernie
>>67387626
I thought they were toast after 2-0, proved me wrong though
>Shorks
>shorks
>>67387668
Im from San Diego actually, the last conservative bastion in California, nice try though flyover :^)
>>67387569
Florida is a larger state than jew york you fucking idiot.
>>67387705
>anywhere in california
>conservative
nice gun laws faggot
>>67387705
m8 pheonix is the largest conservative city in the US.
SD is just a suburb of LA and their degeneracy
>>67387705
>San Diego
>Conservative
nope
>>67387711
population matters more than square footage
unbiased opinion here: oregon is the best state
>>67387726
Florida has 80% of the population of canada though
>>67387733
>muh portland
>>67387720
>largest navy base on the west coast
>camp pendleton
>all these military personnel
>hurr its not conservative cause le commiefornia
dont speak to me ever again
>>67387719
>m8 pheonix is the largest conservative city in the US.
thats nice, why do flyovers chime in with irrelevant shit?
>caliniggers trying to defend their shit state overrun with spics
>>67387676
>>67387704
Kys weebs
>>67387756
You can't take credit for military conservatism though.
Most of them vote absentee in their home states and are gone in 2-3 years.
>>67387726
Florida is a larger state and is more populated.
>not living in a comfy flyover
Lel enjoy your niggers, crime, traffic and suburban sprawl
>>67387778
>nasvhille staying forever irrelevant in everyones eyes
>>67387811
they got some nice bluegrass tbqh
all california is, is an embarrassment to the rest of the union
>>67387740
>he thinks 20 is 80% of 35
>>67387811
>he's getting mad again
>mfw all you have to do is say "fly over" and it immediately triggers the fuck out of all of middle america
my sides, shit never fails to get replies
>>67387756
oh look, it's the faggot cucks fan that lives on a military base
how's daddy's bank account coming along?
>>67387829
but seriously, california (I call it northwestern mexico) is a blight on the united states
i can't understand why any self respecting white male would live there
>>67387847
>he thinks im a ducks fan
ahahahahahah, my teams still in the playoffs lad
and its not the sharks either ;^)
>>67387827
Subway fucking sucks and I don't even know what publix is.
Fight me
>>67387847
>a literal dependent posts on /hoc/
thats hilarious
does he watch real men PT and dream of being a big boy some day?
>not being part time employed in an almost non-existent military
>>67387855
>(I call it northwestern mexico)
t. beta white cuck living with his mom
inb4 you try to convince me otherwise, fly over
>>67387719
That's Orange County. Everyone here hates LA
>>67387868
whatever you say jose
>rags
>this triggers caliniggers, jew york cucks, and flyoverfags
>>67387934
Go mow my lawn Paco
>>67387934
thanks flyover cuck
>>67387938
>the asshole of the country
>talking shit about anyone
wew lad
>>67387980
not even him but you seem to be getting mad, friend
there are people ITT who are legitimately mad about wiener schniztel
>>67387980
>asshole of the country
he's not from cali though
why is it so hard for caliniggers to understand everyone else hates them
>>67387999
that was literally my first post of the day
stop fucking bullying the Mexican Stars fan. Holy shit are you assholes racist or what? How would you like me to make fun of a Asian Canucks fan? Fuck off with the racist shit.
>>67387803
adopt pls
>>67388026
>asian canucks fan
its not nice to bully an entire fanbase like that
>>67388026
it's just banter pal
>it was 2-0
Who /Islanders, Capitals, Predators, Blues/ here?
>>67388018
>why is it so hard for caliniggers to understand everyone else hates them
jealousy is a strong drug my friend
How mad are you going to be when the Penguins win the Cup?
>le eastern conference may may
Literally none of the western teams look impressive
>>67388105
Islanders, Penguins, Sharks, and Stars for me.
Sharks pick is looking iffy now but I'm feeling good about my bracket
>>67387803
This. Middle America is actually America.
Coastcucks are essentially Brazilians with a touch more money.
>>67388151
>Coastcucks are essentially Brazilians with a touch more money.
So god tier women along with being richer than the rest of the country? Kek, flyovers truly on suicide watch
>>67388151
>mfw I don't live in commiefornia
God bless the lack of mexicans, great laws, and absence of delusional leftists
/state/posting is worse than /int/posting
>>67388175
suomi
>>67388175
what does binland have? cantons? villages?
Can it just be next season already? I'm too excited for the playoff spot >we're getting next year. Seeing Aho cuck his Finnish teammates out of the Calder is gonna be fun too
>>67388175
>my shit hole is better than your shit hole
>>67388174
>god bless the lack of mexicans, great laws
nice grammar bud. Flyovers truly are retarded
could someone send me a smuk_frok.png? thanks in advance.
>>67388217
But that's grammatically correct, Juan. Don't you pay attention in ESL?
Magnificent bastard
>>67388048
Give me a rundown of the memes you can offer
>>67388198
municipalities
>>67388167
>god tier women
Shame none of them would even give you a second look. Must be frustrating
>>67388244
They are many and plenty, cant name just some.
desu
>>67388217
This is a coastcuck "insult"
>>67388267
Should I post my tinder lad? Not everyone is ugly as fuck like you
>mfw the number 1 reason people leave california and new york is because they cant afford to live here
must suck being poor lad
>>67388167
A coastcucks dollar is worth less than a middle American dollar. Maybe they earn 3k more but housing costs twice as much, and food and shit costs 50% more.
Sorry, no soup for you.
And lol at the women part
>it's a "caliniggers get blown the fuck out by literal hillbillies" episode
I'm okay with this
>>67388318
Yeah dude, everyone wants to see all the bots you match with
Top fucking kek, coastcuck are you bored sitting in traffic or something?
>>67388322
>and lol at the women part
right, cause you know you're wrong lmao
>>67388327
>its a flyovers get triggered when confronted by their own inferiority
absolutely love these re runs
>>67388327
degenerate city life makes them soft desu
>>67388352
>Yeah dude, everyone wants to see all the bots you match with
Lmao, I sense that must happen to you a lot
Why is this coastcuck so angry bros,
What a pathetic life
>>67388318
Yeah you should post your tinder, cuck
>>67388377
If it's the same one that lives on base, his alcoholic military father probably comes home and abuses him.
You see it all the time with mil families stuck in shitholes like cali.
>Dude, life on the coasts is sick! Want to see my tinder?
What a fucking loser
Fuck off Gutierrez, coastcucks are dogshit
>>67388377
>he has to be mad!!
>we totally arent the ones being triggered by one guy!!
kek, its a rainy day here, im chillin shitposting on /hoc/ getting all these (you)'s, gonna go smoke some weed later
try not to kill yourselves from boredom flyover cucks
>it's a "flyovers get triggered by one fucking guy" episode
holy shit that inferiority complex is HUGE
>>67388415
>uses drugs
I expected nothing less from this degenerate
>tfw glorious east coast master race
>Dude life on the coasts is sick, I have a take home pay of $15 and check out all the bots I match with on Tinder
Why doesn't he just kill himself bros?
shut the fuck up kids. how is it entertaining for you to type the same posts every single day like this? shut the fuck up
>>67388415
You must be 18 or older to post on this site
>>67388439
>>67388455
>mad at weed
thanks for the new memes lads
>ask a coastcuck what is good about living on the coast
>he tells me "real authentic Mexican food"
>>67388471
>ask a flyover whats good about living in their state
>.......................
Someone needs to get in touch with the cali government.
The sodium levels here are most likely illegal under california law due to being "unhealthy"
>>67384721
>>67384721
>>67384721
IIHF thread
Name a better hockey movie
Pro tip: you can't
>mad
>at weed
:DDD
>one game tonight
>it's the least interesting matchup of them all
JUST my friday up please
>>67388524
nice cankles fatty
>>67388524
>those feet
Completely objective USA Power Ranking
1. East coast
2. California
3. Comfy flyovers
4. The rest of the West coast
POWER GAP
9998. Snowed-in flyovers
9999. Deep South
>>67388550
I'd agree with this
I dont know why flyovers get so assmad about the coasts. Like, sorry you cant afford to live here/your parents were too poor to live here
>>67388550
nice falseflag, commie
no one outside of california likes it
>>67388544
Thanks, I'm about to water my plants and grass then
>>67388545
You like bby?
>>67388567
>like
15 yo girl detected
>>67388573
Lived on the east coast my whole life, anon. Cali is fun as hell to visit, but I agree that it wouldn't be the GOAT place to live like Calicucks say it is.
>>67388567
>be coastcuck
>spend all your money on rent, take home $15 at the end of the month
>"lol u mad flyovers"
>>67388573
thats because everyone else is inferior.
people on the east coast only hate it because they know we are on their level
>>67388607
>having a minimum wage job
sorry you aren't educated my dude
I think the coasts would have been cool like 55 years ago.
Now not so much.
Did you know that literally half of Californians speak a language other than English at home? Holy fuck.
>mfw I love where I live and just sit back and laugh at all these insecure cucks bickering like children
>Stralman skated in a regular jersey today
you are fucked Islels
>one third of welfare recipients in the US live in california
lamo
you can't make this shit up
>>67388640
Really bad rebuttal.
At the end of the day a flyover dollar is worth more than a coastcuck dollar.
Sad!
But you got dat authentic tacos doe
>>67388607
>pretending people with more money than you are struggling to make yourself feel better
HOLY FUCK THIS IS EMBARRASSING
>>67388678
The saddest part is they don't see anything wrong with that
>>67388663
sorry you're in the wrong thread
/hoc/ is for debating about states
>>67388686
>worth more
the value of a dollar also must take into account what you can spend it on and california has the best things to spend it on
>>67388729
>living vicariously through wealthy people in your state
Whatever gets you through the day Juan
At the end of the day we are all pathetic losers though
Coastcucks can have sun all year long and buy oranges in traffic
Flyovers can buy a family home for $200,000
>>67388748
Yeah I'm sure you buy a lot of exotic pets and stuff lmao
#StanleyCup Playoffs @NHL 2 minutes ago
.@VanCanucks prospect @BBoeser16 accepts social media promposal. Story: http://s.nhl.com/6019BWl9l
>>67388801
>this is a 10/10 in hongcouver
>>67388801
I can't believe we drafted this pedosota degenerate
>>67388801
He's so dreamy.
What an absolute Chad Thundercock
>>67388801
come on, shes not that ugly
>>67388801
think they'll fug?
>>67388801
>We were playing tennis and Brock Boeser got in touch with me and I asked my son [Boe] who said, 'Mom, he's one of the country's top players.'
>>67388831
>mad
>at dreamy hunks
>>67388653
>Did you know that literally half of Californians speak a language other than English at home? Holy fuck.
Half of californians knowing another language is a bad thing? Top kek
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3164163/It-s-official-Speaking-one-language-makes-smarter-Bilingual-people-grey-matter-know-mother-tongue.html
>>67388567
Certainly not because NY and CA are the Germany and Sweden of the US, but mostly because, like them, you try to export your cuckery and mudskinism to the rest of the union.
>>67388861
I think his issue was that english was their second language, esse
>>67388871
>knowing two languages is a bad thing
justflyovercuckthings.tumblr.com
>>67388861
Yeah the problem is they refuse to integrate and know like 5 words of English
>>67388883
you're more defensive than bloos fans, lmao
>>67388861
These aren't Americans that learned German in school, El Salvador. Top fucking lel.
Calicuck delusion knows no bounds
>>67388902
>>67388890
>knowing more than 2 languages is a Bad thing
Justflyovercuckthings.tumblr.com
>>67388861
>over half our state is some kind of migrant trash gibberish speaker
>surely this is merely a sign of our educational prowess
>>67388934
>he ran out of replies
just like cali ran out of budget lel
Welcome to Hockey Talk!
>>67388934
>m-mom I posted it again can I have tendies now?
>>67388883
>unironically sucking spic cock in /hoc/
>being the thread's resident cuck
Pick dos, mang.
>lose the hockey games
>lose the internet arguments
coastcucks on suicide watch
>flyover cucks are too poor to afford living on either coast
>literally irrelevant to the world, the equivalent of asking an american where Georgia is
>this inferiority complex shows up in their posts on the internet, usually followed by MUH SPICS MUH COMMIES
>they're shut in betas that never leave their house cause there's literally nothing to do in flyovers
Keep responding lads, I KNOW you're triggered
>check in on /hoc/ really quick
/state/ shitposting still
*submits post and closes tab*
>>67388978
>50% of central teams eliminated
>50% of coast teams eliminated
>using the word cuck
you're not very smart.
>>67388997
>he's literally and unironically this mad
>>67388972
>>67388947
>>67388973
>>67388940
>knowing two languages is a bad thing
Justflyovercuckthings.tumblr.com
>>67388653
>half
It's only 44% flyover fuck. That's not even bad, it means most Californians do speak English
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2015/11/04/44-percent-of-californians-speak-languages-other-than-english-at-home/
Fuck off with your disinfo cletus
>>67388997
All of the coast is shit, middle America is way better and not filled with niggers and spics
Literally everyone in the world knows this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Nl3iT_lRjw
>>67389024
>he still thinks I'm mad
Keep replying guys, I'm waiting for my laundry to get done and my friend to hit me back so we can get some bud. I'm fucking losing it over here with how triggered the flyovers are.
>>67389026
hola amigo, esta es un área de discusión relacionados con el hockey
>calicuck thinks he's replying to flyoverfags
>>67389056
I agree, which is why flyover cucks should stop getting triggered and just stop replying to me. I'm trying to talk about hockey as well but these niggers are too triggered
>>67389027
>44%
The sauce is worse than the initial claim
>>67389070
>rags fan shows his face
Daily reminder the Kings have more cups than the Rags
Not even a kings fan, just hilarious
is there any way the ducks would trade vatanen for JVR + pick or something
>>67389054
>jobless around the house in the middle of the day
>going to smoke pot
You can't make up memes about Calitrash, they meme on themselves
>caliniggers
>w-we have m-more c-cups, ignore how s-shit everything else i-is
Is California the Sweden of the US?
>>67389106
The >rags have 4 though
Granted 3 were before WW2
>202 posts
>36 posters
So we know there's at least one califag in here, MAYBE 2. So the rest of you are triggered flyovers/leastcoast fags? Top kek
I just want to repeat once more
Middle America is actually America. Apple pie and baseball and whatnot. Green grass, picket fence, 4th of July.
Flyover cucks are essentially semi-1st world Brazilians.
>>67389128
>he works every day of the week
Loving
Every
Fucking
Laugh
>>67389157
Can't pick up enough hours at Burger King?
>>67389106
>Daily reminder the Kings have more cups than the Rags
Nice b8, made me respond
>>67389132
>lazy welfare druggies
>proud of migrants
>nonviolent noguns cucks
>jew media exporters
Check, and check
>>67389145
East coast is actually America, everything else is a product of it
>>67389145
middle america is literally fly-over country
america to me is cowboys, leather boots and country music. not some hispanics in cali or blacks in new york.
>>67388857
>state of hockey
>no cups
>>67389172
>burger king
They still have that in flyover land?
Its called not being a workforce sheep m8 :^) put down your phone and file those tps reports
>>67389198
finnland to me is some snowed in drunk autist posting memes while playing russian roulette by himself.
Why are coastposters so easily triggered?
>>67389120
JVR isn't good so I doubt they do that
>>67389234
>coast posters so easily triggered
>more than half this thread is flyover cucks responding to b8 because they're that triggered by their inferiority
Literally can't make this shit up
>>67389237
delete this
>>67389182
Well I'm white so I live here
>>67389252
>your dollar is worth less, half your residents don't even speak English, and your by and all gross
>"lol, triggered"
Coastcucks I swear
Where should I move bros? I have about 5 grand and there's nothing to offer in my current spot.
>>67389198
>63% and declining sharply
Not for long
>>67389257
Well even if you want to pretend the talent is equal, JVR is paid about the same as what Vatanen will get. Ducks are trading him purely because of money so it doesn't make sense to take an equal contract back.
>>67389359
finlan
>>67389364
Just coastcucks. Middle America except for small pockets of dindus is demographically the US in 1965
>>67389329
>flyovers are totally not triggered because MUH DOLLAR VALUES, MUH SPICS, MUH UR COMMIES
you're actually delusional if you think flyovers arent the ones triggered in this thread
>>67389364
also this, flyover cucks dont realize the mexicans are coming for us all. I'll laugh when mexicans are in your states too and you cant understand them
>>67389392
I don't speak Suomi. Will that be a problem?
>>67389412
no problem, we all speak fluent english
>>67389404
>let me ragepost about how triggered you are, because you're the ones that are mad
>yfw Bill wins a Cup
>>67389436
I thought Scandiland was all extremely high prices. Could 5 grand in US put me up long enough until I get a job?
>>67389458
Find a job here before coming, otherwise dont come.
>>67389372
JVR's contract is really good though
>>67389438
>guys the flyover cucks totally arent triggered in this thread, theres totally not a bunch of replies to all of the coast fags posts
my fucking sides, stay triggered
>flyover cucks so triggered in this thread they cant even discuss hockey, the only sport they are remotely good at
>>67389467
It's fair for him but the Ducks are a budget team. They won't want to take back 4.25mil. They probably want ELC players for Vatanen.
>>67389436
All of Finland speaks fluent English.
Meanwhile 44% of Californians speak Spanish at home
>>67389505
99% of finns speak finnish at home
>>67389465
I don't even know how I'd do that. I got a degree and not a meme one but I have a tough time getting calls back from places 250 miles from me, let alone the Atlantic ocean
>>67388415
>gonna sit inside and get high
You're really showing those flyover states what they're missing.
http://www.tsn.ca/c-mon-ref-officials-got-no-goal-call-against-sharks-right-1.485029
>Following the release of contact by Gaustad on the back of his opponent, Pavelski remained in a balanced position and made a controlled play to drop the puck on to his stick. This indicates that Pavelski was able to continue to attack the net under his own power.
>The next obstacle Pavelski encountered on his attack toward the net was Nashville defender Shea Weber. It was the contact between these two players that actually caused Pavelski to crash into Rinne. You must now consider if this contact was incidental or if Weber was guilty of the aforementioned criteria (push, shove or foul) that could allow the goal to stand.
>Weber stood his ground with a strong, wide stance. As the puck slipped past the Predators captain’s right skate, Pavelski pressured down on his stick with a strength move and continued on his drive toward the puck and crease. This resulted in incidental contact between the two players. Weber won the battle of strength, and Pavelski’s momentum caused the Sharks player to crash into Rinne.
and yet people will still cry about this call
>>67389640
>its a rainy day here
nice reading comprehension flyover cuck
>it's a purrise talking to himself thread
You need medication bud
Sharks are PP babies and post babies, Nashville hit like 4 posts that game
refpuck and postpuck, they don't deserve it
>>67389210
Kys welfare leech
>>67388524
How fat are you? Your toes look giant and you have cankles kek
>2 flyover teams left
>3 relevant state teams left
holy shit flyovers just keep taking L's
>>67389654
b-b-b-but muh rigged
>>67389794
excuse me, 4 relevant state teams left. forgot the >crapitals
I literally cant figure out a single scheme or way to beat the Dallas Stars, this Dynasty may last longer than the Ming Dynasty lol
>>67389822
>its a texas beaner tries to bant episode
lol
>>67389822
>finnish goaltending
>>67387609
refs were correct in their judgement regarding the NO GOAL
>mad at anime on an anime fourm
>>67389844
Texas is white, red state=white state
>>67389926
>hey remember that 1 time my shitty canadian team pulled off 1 fluke win vs the stars?
Ha ha puhlease!
>>67387999
i want to feed her a sub and suck her dick
Texas is white, that is why the Texas player, Dwayne Robertson, in Mighty Ducks 2 was portrayed like THIS.
>>67390215
>Texas is a white state
Nice try emmanuel
>>67389056
Yo compro ese campisa en la noche de herencia hispana
>>67390331
oblivio la foto
>>67390215
Arizona is red but they are sure as fuck not white
notice how shit /hoc/ is when all the euros are in /iihf/
>>67390401
/hoc/ is best when you're all sleeping and NA posters are done work
Sandwich
>>67390388
So what? Conservative Mexicans>White liberals
>jerk off
>take a nap
>state posting still going on
how can the bruins, an ever-growing avalanche of disappointment and poor decision-making possibly salvage themselves, /hoc/? is this greasy calzone monger their only hope?
btw, brian elliot should've had that shot last night; no meaningful screen, no tip, and from that distance? you can tell me eakin has undervalued goal-scoring abilities all you want, but an nhl goalie needs to have that one, my man. can't be cheating to the opposite post cause you're scared of big baby benn.
BEST 1ST OVERALL SINCE LEMIEUX
>>67390899
Gretzky dubs confirms what we all knew already
are >laffs fans still positive they want Matthews over Laine?
>ask a coastcuck why his life is better considering he deals with more crime, his dollar is worth less, he has to commute an hour everyday, and he's paying more in taxes for this 'privilege'
>he tells me about dank weed and authentic Mexican food
>tfw no hatty on first mens game
>>67390955
yes because 18 months of scouting trumps a fucking game against belarus you mongrel
>>67391024
i already told you hes a fucking bust
>""""""United"""""" States of America
>>67390990
>flyovers are still triggered hours later
My fucking sides
>>67391061
Bustthews gets to play against Belaruse tomorrow
laine # 1
more like lame lol
>>67390955
Without question. I would take that dirty mesican 100/100 times over Laine.
>>67391170
bury him, he's dead now.
300 million population and still not growing better player than ebinland :DDD
>>67391170
americans have such a way with words, it's seriously impressive
They made a funny movie about this guy
>>67391061
>>67391185
It's not just one game you dumb fucking niggers.
Laine has out played Matthews since the WJC and BTFO'd him by being the MVP of the Liiga playoffs.
The WC is just icing on the cake.
He is bigger, more skilled, full development year younger and has way WAY higher ceiling.
It's not even close.
Laine>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Matthews.
I get that laffs want a center but a generational winger is better than a 1c like Matthews.
>>67391270
America is the reason you learned to speak English
Bow down to your master, cuck
>>67391315
is this sarcasm?
>>67391315
>americans cant stop thinking about cucking even for one second
CANT MAKE THIS UP
>>67391341
Here's a simple question: which country made a English a truly global language? Hint: it wasn't England
>his cities """"""professional""""""" ice hockey team has won zero (0) stan lee cups
might as well cheer for women's hockey lmao
>>67391387
Yup, it's sarcasm.
>>67391391
>Tampa Bay has won more Stan Lee cups than some teams.
lmao.
>>67391391
>he is a bandwagon
>>67391391
My Faggot Teammate Making This Faggot Face Every Time I Come Into The Locker Room
Every fucking time I get into the locker room my faggot teammate is just sitting there making this fucking face at me every day
Happy birthday legend
Is there a bigger waste of talent right now?
>10th most productive active player
>still plays with the shittiets team in league
>>67391405
Simple question, even a retarded Mongol should be able to answer it
>>67391310
All I see from this post is biased opinions. Matthews is and will be the better player.
>>67391655
The laffs are the shittiest team in the league
>>67391683
please refrain from bullying finland
they are very sensitive to people pointing out flaws in all the busts they provide the NHL
>>67391672
Dude is working with an IQ of like 75, please don't frustrate him any more
>its a "Scandinavian countries care a lot about amateur hockey because they have no relevant players in the NHL" episode
>>67391712
no one cares about your shitty "national" league, frig off
>>67391672
What biased opinions?
Laine:
WJC MVP
Liiga playoffs MVP
WJC Champion
Liiga Champion
Matthews:
crumbled under pressure every time someone needs to step up trophy winner.
I can totally see Matthews becoming a 60-70 point 1st line center and that would be fine for a 1st overall but Laine and his shot has a chance to become the first 60 goal scorer since Ovi.
I've been watching Laine perhaps longer than any other scout and I KNOW he is the next big thing.
IMHO he is up there with McDavid and it's going to be hilarious when the laffs pass on him.
>>67391672
kek i have to admit this Matthews meme was one of the best ever. I seriously thought he is good but then i saw him in the champions hockey league, WJC and now WHC and he has sucked everytime. Hats off you got me.
>>67391672
this is matthews in everything ive seen from him
>>67391787
>>67391792
>Finns overrating a Finnish prospect
Where have I seen this episode before again?
>>67391787
>60 goal scorer like ovi
So totally irrelevant in the playoffs then? I guess he might win the presisdents trophy a couple of times then
>>67391835
when Barkov should have been 1 overall but wasn't because of muh canadian/american players?
>implying marner wont end up better than busthews, lame, and bustajarvjvjfrvjiu
>>67391859
lel are you a manlet?
>>67391835
Maybe when MacBust went ahead of Barkov who was clearly the better prospect?
Or when Oilers took Nurse ahead of Ristolainen?
North Americans are suicidally biased.
>>67391873
delete this
>>67391843
Laine has shown time and time again he can step up when the game is on the line.
Nothing like Ovi when it comes to game 7's that's for sure.
He's the most clutch player I've ever seen.
Is Finland that kid that was bullied in school and one day he just had enough and completely lost his shit on the bullies, raising his voice and screaming in gibberish? Kind of new to /hoc/ here
>>67391921
>Kind of new to /hoc/ here
You sure are.
Fuck off.
>>67391946
Thanks for confirming my suspicions
>>67391876
Lol if MacKinnon is a bust and has scored more points than Barkov, what does that make Barkov?
>>67391847
>>67391876
But mckinnon will be the better overall player. You obviously can't see this because when finland finally produces an NHL player you cream your fucking pants.
Am I supposed to be impressed by laines amateur awards? Liiga and NLA are shit leagues and don't mean much. Today was no indication on either player to be honest. The USA team is AHL tier with literally no nhl players and they went against a very good Canadian team with a tonne of good nhl players. Not to mention finland played fucking Belarus lmao. Congrats on the stat padding man I'm really impressed.
I have no reason to be biased towards Matthews or Laine. I know for a fact that matthews will have a much bigger impact on his team and be the better player.
>>67391946
You first namefag
Fucking cancerous cunt
>>67391908
>He's the most clutch player I've ever seen.
>mfw finlan wins the next 4 olympic golds with ease
>>67391908
Has laine even fucking played a game in the NHL? Slow your roll, nigger hasnt even been put in situations where he truly needs to be clutch. Amateur sports are amateur sports
>yfw drouin lifts the cup while old man stamm cries in the press box
>>67391959
The better player.
Barkov was from day one one of the best defensive centers in the league.
Now last season he became also one of the best scoring centers in the league.
MacK started out as a scoring winger with one trick in the bag.
Now he's a center and his bag is all out of tricks.
He can't beat anyone wide no more. Everyone knows his game. He has no creativity, no hockey iq, average hands and shot.
All he had was speed and now it's not there anymore.
There is always someone appointed against him.
He's a full meme player.
I'd be surprised if he scored 30 goals ever in his career
finland you need to go to bed, you're drunk
>>67392028
Are you that trip fag pro scout? Because if so I'm waiting on pic related. Don't be like Greece and pay your debts.
Finland sure has a lot of NHLers on their team. If "with Finns you win" then why aren't they all still in the playoffs?
this guy is full on asperger, but i agree with him on everything. laine is generational goalscorer
>>67392074
poor man's yakupov t b h
>>67392051
Do I look like a tripfag to you?
>>67392099
Pay your debnts
>>67392074
I kind of hope he is. Guys an ugly fucker, perfect meme material
>>67392052
'cause stän liis don't matter here :^)
>>67392052
there are plenty of Finns in the playoffs.
how many britbongs are there in the playoffs nigel?
None?
Well maybe you should fuck off then faggot.
>>67392115
Are all canadians stupid as fuck like you?
>>67392115
shat ap greece
>>67392132
>0 Olympic gold
>>67388801
GOD NO WHY!
Why did we draft this fucking bust who's in love with a Finn!?!?
>you stand outside of the arena in the hopes of getting an autograph from your favorite player
>when this guy walks up and lays his arm around your gf
What do you do?
>>67392152
>0 anything
>inb4 ancient ice gliding games matter
>>67392172
Last time I checked it still counts as a gold medal.
>offense orientated
>likeable superstars
>underdog no one thinks will win anything
>still finding ways to win despite Finnish goaltending
Why aren't you cheering for the Meme Dream Team?
>>67392145
>>67392146
Pay debnts shit eater
>>67391968
>Am I supposed to be impressed by laines amateur awards? Liiga and NLA are shit leagues and don't mean much.
matthews played in switzerland its way shitter than liiga.
>>67392193
sorry m8 but the blues are the hot bandwagon
plucky underdogs > stinky mexicans
>>67392193
I have been since 2006
Benn and Spezza will make Stars great again
>>67392168
how does this happen?
>>67392193
eat a diCK FROGPOSTER
>>67392208
>>67392192
When was the last time you checked?
This is the year 2015. 1998 was when the actual medal count starts.
>>67392243
Class in its purest form
>>67392243
Thats just a hairstyle here, women shave their forehead high.
>>67392256
>Finnish "elite" league is on par with the WHL
wow
>>67392268
>not including his alignment
So close
>>67392193
>autistic frogposters
>autistic seguin posters
Need I go on?
>>67392284
what would it be?
>neutral bust
>>67392256
lol what the fuck is this shit?
>tfw the best sandwiches in the country are in CA
>>67392256
they use money. where is swiss national team??? nhl or khl players??? etc etc.
>>67392322
that bread looks stale af m8
>>67392330
My point is both leagues are shit. Matthews could have had a 3 ppg avg and I wouldn't give a shit because it's an amateur league. The difference between these leagues and NHL isn't even measurable.
>>67392322
>avocado
"Basically shit": the food
>>67392330
Their league simply sucks ass. If it was any good, don't you think one of their team would do good in the CHL every now and then?
Swiss league sucks because it's majority Swiss.
CHL is basicly SHL vs Liiga.
>>67392375
>amateur league
are you being serious right now or just memeing
>>67392306
Chaotic Mongol
>>67392266
As if they weren't ugly enough already
what the actual fuck is wrong with finnish """"people""""" im not even trying to be insulting but there is clearly something wrong with you people something that causes you to behave this way
>>67392308
Objective data, which is better than anything you've offered, retard
>>67392266
>tfw no gf with a sidecut
>>67392375
what about the youth wc? he was ghost there too. scoring against swiss is nothing. one finnish defender had most points one season there lel
>>67392448
Dark winters
Fetal alcohol syndrome
Mongol genes
>>67392256
NHLe is a meme. Patrik Laine will have 17 points in 82 games next year. You heard it here first!
>It's a Finnish shitposting episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfJqcOp7QIs
NEW /iihf/ HERE
>>67392388
>>67392388
>>67392388
LEAVE
FINLAND
ALONE
>>67392448
>>67392465
benis :DDD
>>67392450
I've offered actual facts and I'm being bombarded with laughable diarrhea.
I don't even know where to start a discussion, because there seems to be no one around up for a discussion.
See you around channel 4.
>there are people itt who didn't go to the moomin world in Nådendal as kids
Did your parents love you at all?
>>67392607
>Naantali
>Nådendal
What the fuck is wrong with your language?
>>67392579
>lol what the fuck is this shit?
Wow such great fact Binland!
>>67392579
>get blown out by stats
>shitpost
>>67392607
my parents weren't communists so I got to go to disney world
>>67392579
I just gave you facts about how leagues are weighted. Liiga is a kiddie league.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDb9wUxo2_Q
>>67392657
muumimaailma > disney world, youd agree if you had any culture in you
>>67392634
Created by swedes, just like every other important finnish city and town
>>67392657
I feel bad for you m8
>>67392634
>Finns of all people talking shit about other languages
>>67392672
>Naantali
>important
huehuehue
>>67392661
Shouldn't we see tons of prospects out of NLA if your stats are correct?
I've never heard of a prospect from NLA excluding Matthews.
It's a retirement league for old euros. The overall quality is shit.
>>67391391
>>67391517
kek, underrated
>>67392740
You're right, we created some non-important ones too
>>67392668
>anything over Disney world
Terrorists get out
>>67391517
Damn doughty take it easy man.
>>67388445
Your state has a woolly mammoth for a face
>>67392322
motherfucking Togo's man.
one right by me shut down, pretty bummed about it
>>67389671
>rainy day
>therefore weed
>Godel would be proud.
How far does he try to get?
>>67392839
>tfw fat american tourists compared the acropolis in Athens to the castle in Disney land
>>67392782
Yup, like Stockholm for example.
>>67392942
actually the disney land castle is based on neuschwanstein castle
been to both, disney was better
>>67392745
It isn't a development league but it is statistically a better league. Stay mad
>>67390491
Don't be in same division as Red Wings. I'm not saying we're good, but our playoff streak is literally a scheduled program. No matter how bad we are, we somehow get in. Bruins miss playoffs simply on account of the Red Wings just being there.
>>67392962
How can it be statistically better if their very best continue to get demolished by average to good Liiga teams in the CHL every year?
I remember an ancient Ari Sulander who had washed out of liiga ages ago absolutely dominating there.
It's a terrible league and as a Canadian you have never seen a single game of NLA so why are you even trying to argue?
>>67392951
>mad at the most important nordic city
Lel
>>67393063
You're basically arguing over what shit smells worse. Who cares both leagues are bad.
>>67393063
The very best team isn't an accurate representation of an entire league. This is fucking basic statistics my man
>>67393102
Well Liiga and the SHL are the top2 leagues in Europe and they are not shit.
>>67392934
He will most likely just go down on her. True gentleman
>>67393091
>helsinki at 14
shit list
>>67393131
Isn't the sample size of players going between the NHL and Liiga 12 in NHLe. Basic statistics my brother.
>>67393178
This, should be 144th
t. kuusamo masterrace
>>67393209
>being statistically worse than a league that only produced 12 players
Embarrassing
HE A GOOD CANADIAN BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN
>>67393169
think she shaves her scoring slot?
>>67393263
Most Finnish players go through the AHL and most of the best OHL players go straight to the NHL which skews the statistics. Also most of the players from Finland who actually get an NHL deal are 3rd/4th line grinders like Kemppainen.
But tell me more about how next season Laine will be on pace for 17 points and Pulju for 13 points. NHLe is just shit.
>>67392934
>retarded
>Canadian
Story checks out
>penguins don't play until tomorrow
FUCK
>>67393476
It's Friday night motherfucker, go do something
>>67393506
I didn't make any plans since I was gonna watch and now its 6:30 and raining. hopefully somebody was planning to do something outside and can't now so I'll sit around drinking with them. some friends just left for dinner a few minutes ago ;_;
>>67393538
Check the schedule before you make (or don't make) plans son. Fucking amateur hour up in here
>>67393426
How did bustkov do in his first year again?
>islels vs lighting
guess im not staying up tonite
>>67393169
Like Jason demers
>>67387505
TN is only a flyover state if you don't like nice things.
>>67393607
literally the least exciting match of the 4
>>67393476
Just enjoy where they're at right now.
When does the first game start?
>>67388008
Yeah. Poor bebe cowsies ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMyL2SSouoA
Lightning vs. Islanders stream here at 7pm
>>67393696
m80 i think you made a mistake thats soccer.
>>67393740
Channel will change at 7pm when it starts
>>67393603
Bustkov was 0,9 ppg in liiga and 0,44 ppg in the NHL. Which give Liiga and NHLe of 0,5. That was on a terrible Panthers team and with a knee injury cutting his season short after he started heating up.
>>67393696
based gary
>>67393696
Thanks streambro
>>67393780
twenty
four
points
Now keep in mind that his liiga stats were better than laine and poopjar
>>67393756
thanks i will be putting your stream again at
http://instasync.com/r/saucey
if people want to chill and watch with others
>>67393696
Doing God's work, friend.
>>67393780
He also played with Bergenheim and Boyes.
Players so great that neither aren't even in the league anymore.
>>67393836
thats what gamethreads are
make a lightning thread
>>67393807
According to your """"""""""""stats""""""""""" Julius Nättinen will be as good next season as Barkov as in his first.
>>67393916
reminder that all lightning fags are phone fags so they always make their threads late because nobody will do it. and islels fags don't exist outside of slovak
>glitches on CBC on cable
Fuck, I got cable in the first place to avoid this shit
>>67393938
Or he was as good this season as Barkov in his first NHL season.
>>67393950
>investing in the wired jew
How he Alexander the Great if no ring?
>>67393916
>playoff game
>no thread
>implying tampa or nyi even have any fans
Was Jeremy Roenick really affiliated with the Bruno Scarfo mafia?
>>67393971
If I don't I can't stream it for others so they don't have to pay for it
>>67393667
7PM Eastern. Isles-Lightning is the only game tonight.
Also who is this cum centurion?
I literally have 2000 euro dollars on Bolts-NYI game ending tie after regulation.
Did I do good hoc?
What happens to all the hats after a hat trick?
>>67394065
can you paypal me 8 euros so i can go get a bottle of rum?
>>67394015
Was Greece ever in it's history a functional sovereign state.
The answer to both of these questions is no.
Finnish music is pretty dank tbf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h_hS0d4vqg
>>67394065
Only if you got 4:1 odds or better.
>>67394089
Goodwill I think.
>>67394095
'no'
I have all my money on this. If I bust I'm going to kill myself.
>>67394109
you are him>>67394065
and you are wishful thinking
kiss yo8r money goodbye
>a
>fucking
>car
>>67388008
Was stadt kommst du?
Isst du deines pommes mit mayo?
>>67394089
you've never thrown your hat on the ice for a hatty? sucks to suck
>>67394095
>tfw the cheapest bottle of rum is $26 here
>>67394121
I got 3.87 multiplier.
>tfw have to get my mom a mothers day card
>>67394189
Does that mean you get 3.87 times the money back if you win? If so it's a decent bet.
>trying to murder Bish
>>67394089
They put a bin by the exits and you can grab one on your way out
>>67394238
Yes. Thank you for your support.
>>67394166
I don't go to many games because my family moved away from my team when I was young. Also I could probably count on one hand how many hatties my team has scored since I've had money to travel to see a game
>tfw even if I were to witness one, I would be sitting do high up my hat wouldn't make it
where the stream at?
GARY RESPOND PLEASE
>scooooooooooooooor
>>67394291
paste http://cbcsportshd1-f.akamaihd.net/i/cbcsports_1@31211/master.m3u8 into microsoft edge/vlc
Why don't the isles use the car for the goal horn
>BEEP BEEEEP GOAL MOTHAFUCKA
>>67394371
cars are racist
If I see that fucking scotiabank commercial with shitskin one more time
>>67394289
thats the best part. if you throw your hat from high up someone else down low gets to throw it also for twice the fun! you can also waste your time after the game and dig through them all to find yours. some places display them in the arena
>>67394446
As soon as the game starts. They are useless, especially if they're Finnish.
>>67394446
Nice Jennifer, can I save it?
>>67387505
Nashville is far more relevant than San Jose, its not even debatable.
One is a huge historical hub of culture for entire country for decades, and the other is a forgettable beaner colony that we secretly wish Russia would nuke.
>>67394446
hnnnng
>>67394065
Good luck mate.
>>67394353 new thread my friends
>>67394446
1:45- 1:40 no earlier no later
>>67394465
Pekka would like you to prove you wrong this time around
>>67394446
Inside 90 seconds but only if your team gains the offensive zone
>>67387705
>lives in San Diego
>goes on the internet to make fun of people from other places
>>67394471
Yes.
>>67394509
>early
>>67394446
With about 10 minutes left of the game.
>rags
>Justin Bieber hasn't helped it much
Auston memethews is playing well tonight
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