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PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67373424
NEWS:
>Fighters predict Overeem-Arlovski
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/who-ya-got-fellow-fighters-predict-ufcs-alistair-overeem-vs-andrei-arlovski-headliner
>Chi Lewis-Parry breaks his hand on DC's head, is out of GLORY fight
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/5/11594706/chi-lewis-parry-injures-hand-sparring-tough-daniel-cormier-pulled-from-glory-30
>UFC FN 87 odds
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/4/11583500/ufc-fight-night-87-latest-vegas-odds-lines-online-betting-guide-overeem-arlovski-rotterdam-mma
>Dillashaw-Assuncao added to UFC 200
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/5/11596044/tj-dillashaw-vs-raphael-assuncao-rematch-on-tap-ufc-200-july-mma
Post fighter that would get BTFO with Pride rules.
>pic related, love this guy but yeh
>>67384061
>RIGHT NOW: ONE FC 41
stream pls
ONE FC stream where
AHHH CHANDLER HELP
>tfw shit genetics
ngannou
As always I am taking picks for all main card bouts.
Main card:
Andrei Arlovski vs. Alistair Overeem
Antonio Silva vs. Stefan Struve
Gunnar Nelson vs. Albert Tumenov
Germaine de Randamie vs. Anna Elmose
Francimar Barroso vs. Nikita Krylov
Heather Clark vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
>>67384105
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)
yes, stream, where
>>67384105
>Overeem
>Struve
>Tumenov
>de Randamie
>Barroso
>Kowalkiewicz
>>67384105
REEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Silva
Gunni
Elmose
Barroso
Kowalkiewicz
>>67384105
Alistair Overeem
Stefan Struve
Gunnar Nelson
Germaine de Randamie
Nikita Krylov
Karolina Kowalkiewicz
Streams, aussie lad, do you have them
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/5/11605194/tony-ferguson-vs-michael-chiesa-in-the-works-for-ufcs-south-dakota?_ga=1.221998488.1885728640.1461276746
They are doing it wrong. Should've been Holcher vs Chiesa and Ferguson vs Khabib.
>>67384152
This probably means that Khabib is getting the next shot.
>>67384148
Actually never mind, FS Asia is showing it in half an hour and I have that channel.
>>67384164
It's gonna be fun to watch Eddie wrestlefucking Khabib into oblivion (too).
>>67384164
>having an extremist muslim champion in current year
Stream where?
>>67384186
no jokes. be serious
>>67384180
link to channel
and can you or aussie webm bro pls stream the fights
>>67384194
bigfoot trying to hide that big glass chin
>>67384203
It's local cable m8
>>67384185
Do you actually believe that?
>>67384202
be memeful
>>67384185
Not happenin, breh
Eddie's just a NE prep circuit scrub
A la sterling, wade, the list could go on. . .
>>67384185
I can't stand Eddie Alvarez. Maybe if this was like 5 years ago I'd care.
>>67384186
>Khabib wins the belt then loses it, ISIS begins beheadings until Dana gives him the rematch.
>>67384202
Here we go...
>>67384194
lmao looking good big guy
>>67384229
>here we go...
what?
>>67384239
U U U U
Ronda is batshit insane
>>67384247
>what?
>it's a Khabib can't take a joke about his religion episode.
>>67384229
>>67384229
>Khabib wins the belt then loses it, ISIS begins beheadings until Dana gives him the rematch.
An RDA-Khabib Trilogy is the only rematch I'd look forward to Senpai-saitama-san.
Would be more fun than a Jon "Narcotics and I are not platonic" Jones and Dan "Gravy Cravy Chicken and Bacon" Cormier
Should ftm trannies be allowed to fight women?
>>67384105
REEM
Bigfoot
Nelson
Elmose
Barroso
Karolina
How much of a chance does Weidman have against Rockhold? How big or small of an underdog should he be?
nobody watches one fc alone
you get 9 or 10 of your buddies, chip in a dollar a piece
get a few skittles and waters and enjoy the fights
>>67384280
Separate bathrooms, separate weight divisions. Only fair.
>>67384275
be careful
>>67384280
>should they be allowed
they already are, holly, cyborg, based gabi etc. the real question is should goblins and gremlins like joanna be allowed to fight?
>>67384311
no chance
i got the real predictions here
Main card:
Andrei Arlovski vs. Alistair Overeem
Antonio Silva vs. Stefan Struve
Gunnar Nelson vs. Albert Tumenov
Germaine de Randamie vs. Anna Elmose
Francimar Barroso vs. Nikita Krylov
Heather Clark vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
>and waters
>>67384323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqlCqbI8Eeg
>>67384320
I am going to punch you hard. This you will see.
>>67384323
SUCH AS WHAT YOU GOT
>>67384333
cut it out assie bro, i'm the real picksbro
idk why goofs always want to steal my job
>>67384333
>trips speak truth
there you are! i knew it was an aussie.
>>67384333
>>67384346
top tier autism here folks
>>67384105
>Overeem
>Bigfoot
>Gunnar
>Randamie
>Krylov
>Karolina
>>67384372
how the fuck does he keep such a low bfp? nigga has to be on some premium gas
>>67384346
you can do it
>>67384346
>Overeem
>Silva
>Tumenov
>de Randamie
>Krylov
>Kowalkiewicz
>>67384371
you have to add a picture to your post to identify yourself or i wont take your pic see pic related, all picks have pictures
so just repost with your picture identifier, notice fake prediction guys will take picks without pics. thats how you can identify the real picksbro
>>67384061
>you will never live in a hut in Dagestan and train sambo all day
>>67384371
>no picture
cmon Yu Li
Why do fighters fall for the high cholesterol heart disease egg meme? Joanna is literally disgusting.
>>67384396
fool
>>67384383
he doesnt sit infront of his computer all day
staying lean is easy as long as you're always active
>>67384396
just looking over that real quick at least 6 of those are mine
>>67384396
>>67384105
>Overeem
>Bigfoot
>Gunnar
>Randamie
>Krylov
>Karolina
>>67384105
Reem via TKO
Silva via TKO
Tumenov via UD
de Randamie via whocares
Barroso via whocares
Karolina via whocares
>>67384346
REEM
STRUVE
TUMENOV
ELMOSE
KRYLOV
KAROLINA
>>67384415
>it's a dutch guy pretends to be a body builder episode
>>67384396
fucking holly holm. would have been 5/5 tbqhwyf
>>67384333
the Reem
Silva
Nelson
who?
Krylov
Kowlkeieklxkcikkfivkckifkciofkfiofkcvicz
>>67384105
Overeem
Bigfoot
Nelson
de Randamie
Krylov
Clark
>>67384431
>pretends
>>67384419
>that pic
>that flag
my man
>>67384415
pls delet
>>67384409
nice tasting healthy food triggering you? you don't understand the difference between ldl and hdl cholesterol do you?
>>67384385
we can both do it if you want to
i'll take the picks, and you can goof them
see i'm a generous guy
A few questions for /heem/
>What martial art/s are you practicing?
>How long have you been doing it?
>Gym Location?
>Your weekly training routine?
>Diet?
>>67384448
no i don't want to goof them people thought you were gone so I started them yesterday just take over
>>67384409
>7 EGGS MINIMUM
based jj
based rogan
>yfw she posts her edible gis next
>>67384438
do you think Sasha follows womyn's mma?
>>67384438
you (you)'d the wrong guy, (you) me or i'm not taking your picks
>>67384459
that's not really him you fucking moron, the formatting of his post and pic is all wrong.
predictioncuck said he won't do it since u started doing it.
>>67384471
fugggg so much drama in being predictionbro...
>>67384469
>>67384438
here you go
>>67384454
Running away
2 years
hood
1 hour at whatever speed I want
a lot of carbs
>>67384409
>high fat meal with coffee and a proteinshake
lmao
wmma is a joke
>yfw McGroobs vs Floyd is a real thing
>>67384415
>how do i look like sage
y-you gotta stay active!
stellar answer, next time just mash the keyboard
>>67384477
>1 hour at whatever speed I want
for the whole week?
>>67384346
RHEEM
Struve
Tumenov
Germaine
Barroso
Kowalfslsdnfljsfnjsbskfbdskjbwicz
>>67384186
>extremist
>>67384494
Everyday, usually give 1 day break after 5 day.
ok lads where is the one fc stream, i know its starting on fox sports 2 asia in 2 minutes
wheres a stream for fox sports asia?
when this guy stops posting soon and never returns i'm not going through and taking all these picks again
>>67384484
wats your opinion then
>>67384522
calm your tits goof
>>67384522
ur a fucking goof, (You) didn't stand up for yourself to continue farming (You)'s for the good cause. stick to nignognou posting cuck
>>67384105
Reem
Struve
Tumenov
de Randamie
Krylov
Clark
>>67384516
Does your carb intake affect your stamina?
Is this commentator guy trying to emulate rogan or something.. talking like he's taking a huge shit
when everyone turns on you ;(
>tfw dont know which pic to use for picksbro
do i go with jewberg or nick diaz?
>>67384105
Overeem
Struve
Tumenov
Randamie
Barroso
Clark
>>67384105
>Overeem
>Bigfoot
>Tumenov
>de Randamie
>Krylov
>Karolina
>>67384572
too much ngannou shitposting
we need to start a twitter campaign to get Ngannou on UFC200
>>67384567
Mitch talks like a goof
>>67384556
I'm not an expert on dieting, my carb is mainly rice and wheat, long distance running burns a lot of fat, so I try to always have some stored in my body.
>>67384105
Overeem
Struve
Tumenov
Randamie
Krylov
Kowalkiewicz
>>67384611
what should the hashtag be?
I'm thinking #Francis4Vegas, #NgannouOnTheTwo or #NgannouCauseMyWifeDemandsIt
>mfw amir khan fights twice in two days
>>67384648
>#NgannouCauseMyWifeDemandsIt
It's perfect
>>67384567
which foxsports channel is it on? i just pulled up fox sports 2 asia and its showing asian baseball
>>67384698
Change your flag back m8
>>67384704
idk, maybe your stream is slower or something
Pretty impressive for a world champion boxer to have such a good ground game ;)
One Championship streams starting to come up now
http://firstrowau.eu/watch/434369/1/watch-one-championship:-ascent-to-power.html
>>67384698
>>67384762
kek
wasnt me m8
>>67384804
>world champion boxer
who?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/6/11605018/morning-report-miesha-tate-explains-shocking-incident-between-ronda?_ga=1.15428278.1885728640.1461276746
> ‘you congratulated Holly Holm for beating me, so f*ck you, you f*cking fair-weather 115-pound...'
Ronda Rousey, ladies and gentlemen.
anyone on heemspeak lads?
>>67384827
>http://firstrowau.eu/watch/434369/1/watch-one-championship:-ascent-to-power.html
thank fuck, i thought i was gonna miss MY BOY kotetsu boku fight
>Muhammed Ali
>?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>??????????????
mohammad ali's fighting lads
>>67384918
i'll hop in
hop in too pillar
fugg, they got muhammad ali fighting? who would sanction that?!
these asian mma promotions are going all out
>>67384936
>>67384937
that entrance...
anyone else's stream a slideshow?
>>67384911
What a fucking repulsive lard
Morning lads. Who /ONE FC/ here?
so ONEFC is really pushing this Angela Lee chick
>>67384943
>Muhammed Ali
sauce?
>>67384971
looks like a fucking autism
>>67384978
are you blind australia? a stream link was posted less than 10 mins ago
ref forgot to say no swearing too
>>67384911
This makes me like Ronda more. Maybe she posts on /heem/. I hope chimpzant gets an ice pick through her chimp skull.
>>67384973
She's great
oneFC streams are always awful
>>67384973
>ONEFC
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as ONEFC, is in fact, One Championship, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Asia's Number 1 Mixed Martial Arts Promotion One Championship
>>67384105
this is fake you absolute faggots
How do you tards consistently fall for this shit
>>67384911
And people like Rogan still wonder why so many people hate her. She's a bitch.
>>67384474
>>67385029
Predictionbro literal came in last thread to say he won't be doing it. This faggot is the same faggot who was baiting (You)'s last time, but this time he's put together a few picks to build a ruse and it apparently worked.
>>67385029
everyone likes giving (you)'s and being rused
>>67385063
And how do you think that reflects on our (You)conomy? It needs to stop.
>>67384911
I'm like surprised Rogan like didn't defend Ronda like, "Oh like she must have not like taken her like Alpha brain like that day."
>>67385095
i'll take picks tomorrow til the event if(when) this fake predictionbro stops
HEEM
FRAZIER WINS
Ali should have stuck to boxing.
>>67384531
ANDREI
ANTONIO
ALBERT
GERMAINE
NIKITA
KAROLINA
Must have given Ali flashbacks to his battle with Inoki
>UFC sponsored by Hardcore Henry
>OFC sponsored by billion dollar capeshit
Full on nut shot.
remember the meme
>>67385184
Did you hear the inter-bout thing they were doing? Announcer was asking the crowd who could make the most noise, Team Captain America or Team Iron Man. Pretty funny.
>>67385203
based
I'm back and alive !
Went to the emergency but couldn't see a dentist. At least I have a shitload of medicine to pass at least 8 days I hope I will have an appointment in the week.
Thanks for your support !
Can somebody post a picture of the chick who announces fighters names for OFC?
https://youtu.be/ck-_kMZZq7Q
I'm not surprised motherfuckers.
THE SINGAPOREAN PHENOM HERE WE GO
>>67385208
Yeah that ref was a dipshit or blind.
>>67385230
told you it'll get worse by days, get well soon.
>>67385231
Lenne Hardt
who /canelo-khan/ here
>>67384911
There is something seriously wrong with Ronda. Didn't she spaz out on TUF when Meisha celebrated one of her fighters winning?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM TAPPY
that kid was nice
>>67385203
those faces are so punchable
>>67385304
Best squash match since Cotto-Canelo
That was actually pretty impressive. How he held on to the choke from standup and trap that guy's leg on the ground. Hope there's webm.
>filipinnes
mayweather vs mcgregor
Christian Lee is forreal. How long is Singapore conscription?
>>67385339
imagine the memes if Khan wins a decision. would be glorious.
also Cotto-Canelo was nowhere near being a squash match. Canelo was the obvious favorite, but calling it a squash match is stupid.
This literally shown as "breaking news" on Sherdog
http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/Report-Conor-McGregor-Floyd-Mayweather-Jr-Boxing-Match-in-the-Works-104533
A link to this...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/boxing/7131165/Floyd-Mayweather-and-Conor-McGregor-on-the-verge-of-agreeing-billion-dollar-mega-fight.html
>>67385051
it was me last time, this is a different guy
>>67385203
i fucking love plastic asians bros
ONE Championship: Sibling Rivalry
Angela Lee vs. Christian Lee
can we not go crazy about conor and floyd fake fight
we have cool real fights on one right now
damn this korean is sick.
>repping singapore
>>67385373
>striking before the iron completely cools down
smart lad, make some megabucks and get the hell out
>>67385371
Khan will get Floyd comeback fight if he beats Canelo. Instant mega star status for him probably.
>>67385203
>>67385381
those girls are killing me
i need to study for christ sake
What the fuck is wrong with her?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/6/11605018/morning-report-miesha-tate-explains-shocking-incident-between-ronda
>>67385340
He was ready to go for it from the moment the clinch started, it would appear
>>67385373
>>67385354
>the Sun
take it for what's it's worth 2bh
>>67385373
lol easiest fight of mayweathers career
>>67385420
Never really hated her as such but this is just vile.
>>67385420
I support this. Paige is the fakest fighter in UFC history. She's a complete phony and absolutely hateable
On a scale from 1-10, how cucked is Dana and the UFC right now
>>67385432
Absolute bullshit, Goobs would get schooled anyway, there's no way he'd agree
did kotetsu boku fight yet?
Roger Gracie is the cutest Gracie
>>67385435
Truth. Conor would be happy to make MMA look bad for a paycheck. 0% this fight happens btw
>>67385466
I think Jadambaa vs Boku is up next
>http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/boxing/floyd-mayweather-conor-mcgregor-set-7910197
>[mayweather] is now set to earn £100million for a Las Vegas mega-match with McGregor
>The Irishman, 27, is said to be set to earn £7million for his part,
>McKEK
jesus christ what a fucking bum
>>67385487
get in heemspeak u goof
Conor can't fight Floyd. He is under UFC contract. They need permission to even do grappling matches. They can't compete in combat sports and mandrama.
>>67385460
4/10, conard is still off the card for now
>>67385462
Sure he would, he'd make bank, he's a promoter at heart and promoting this would be huge. And would be a big fuck you to the UFC too. They should hold it on the same night as UFC 200.
>>67385500
The madman would probably do it anyway and dare the UFC to sue him afterward
>>67385504
that pesky ufc contract though, otherwise that would be funny
>>67385491
What if they schedule it to fuck with UFC 200?
lads get in heemspeak, italy knows tyene sand the 18 y/o chick with the great tits and is telling us about her
>>67385432
I wouldn't do it if I was Floyd.
>The fight where you beat Marciano record was against a mma guy
>>67385491
>Schaub posters late to the party
typical
>>67385513
The UFC could get a court injunction stopping it from ever happening.
M O N G O L I A
https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/728578684102320128
>Floyd Mayweather, Conor McGregor reportedly negotiating deal for boxing match in Vegas
LADS
LADS
>you will NEVER earn the Mongolian Order of Merit
>mongolian order of merit
>>67385522
Valid point but Mayweather believes he would pick Conor apart without getting hit, too quick, and this payday would surpass the Pacquiao fight. Literally no risk in his eyes.
From a business standpoint it seems pretty straight forward
>Post YFW Conor heems Floyd and Dana has a heart attack and dies
>>67385459
None you fucking weirdo.
>>67385552
>Conor sleeps Mayweather with 1 punch
>>67385516
>mayweather and conair schedule their fight at the end of june to cuck dana
>dc vs jon
>jons last main event ppv big comeback was 300k ppvs
>dc pulls out due to broken back sparring with cain who breaks his hand
>conair vs mayweather does 2.5 million buys
>ufc 200 does 200k with jon vs gian villante main event
pls. pls god make it happen
If Floyd vs McGregor happens, and Floyd cruises past Conor... will that cause casuals to lose interest in cagefighting? Will the casuals gravitate towards boxing then?
This is terrible news. I already dread the boxing > mma resurgence after floyd blasts mcmeme
>>67385432
>mfw all of these websites are falling from the obvious b8
>mfw Sherdog jumped the sharkdog
hey I want to fight floyd too I wont even charge 10 mil
>>67385566
Yeah he's 39 this is such a meme fight i love it i'll unironically buy it
>>67385582
I like your style, silver lining lad
>>67385582
hopefully
>>67385582
>tfw i get to make /box/ threads every day
>>67385582
No they'll be like "wow this is boring as fuck" and then go watch some rednecks kill each other again
>Conor heems Gayweather
>Becomes the greatest P4P Boxer of all time
>Dana kills himself
mayweather wont be able to handle mewvement
>>67385624
Are you using giftool or what?
How fuck ...
https://twitter.com/John_Kavanagh/status/728582418161139712
>>67385373
>the Sun
>>67385633
i can't fucking wait
>>67385633
>Conor heems Mayweather
>Millions of Mexicans finally flock to MMA
>Dana buys a chain of islands
>>67385619
You'll have a fresh crop of eager learners asking you for the essential fights to watch, and asking you who are the most underrated boxers... you'd have a lot of responsibilities to help turn those casuals into /lifelong boxing fans/
>>67385640
my sides
>yfw conor panic wrestles mayweather
>>67385640
>https://twitter.com/John_Kavanagh/status/728582418161139712
H A P P E N I N G
LADS GET IN
>>67385582
>any mayweather fight attracts casuals
>ever
>>67385640
hahaha fucking hell
here we go boys
you can't stop meme magic
>>67385664
Millions of casuals watched Mayweather vs Pac!
>>67385640
I'm starting to hate this potato-jitsu faggot more than conard
>IMPLYING this happens
>mayweather gets free publicity for his next squash match decision
>conor makes dana panic and put him back on 200
fucking goofs all of you
Is Conor the GOAT lads?
>Refuses to do promotion for 200
>Demands 10 million MINIMUM
>Gets pulled from UFC 200
>Just goes and fights Floyd for 8 figures instead
Does anyone want Claudia to beat Joanna?
what commission would sanction this? 49-0 professional vs 0-0 boxing record.
also what weight? 152 catchweight or something? Mayweather would take McGoober to school it would be hilarious
>>67385640
I bet it's Conor's camp who's spreading that rumor.
It gives him a lot of exposure
>>67385695
>Demands 10 million MINIMUM
BJM said he was getting 10 million for 200
>>67385712
>I bet it's Conor's camp who's spreading that rumor.
Well considering this is his coach tweeting, I'd think so too yeah
>>67385712
This. Conor is doing whatever he can to keep people talking about him after he got put in time out.
>>67385708
>what commission would sanction this? 49-0 professional vs 0-0 boxing record.
>He's never heard of Texas
>>67385721
>mayweather fighting anywhere outside of Vegas
he practically has the MGM grand at their knees when he fights. he gets a % of everything sold in that arena when he's fighting.
>>67385712
This desu
Conor is now playing the "p..plz notice me" game and what better way to do it than sayingWE'RE GETTING A SUPERFIGHT GOING WITHOUT DANA LADS
It's not happening, he's just desperately trying to stay relevant since Dana wasn't having any of his shit.
>>67385701
yes
D E T H R O N E
E
T
H
R
O
N
E
>>67385695
>mayweather will make a 100 MINIMUM
>conair making 7 million british ruppees
https://twitter.com/Eitakreut/status/728585473208127488
Oh shit I want to see that
UFC200 pls
>>67384081
Nah man GSP would be lethal with Pride rules, his top control and the way he could smoothly pass the guard would mean knee city nahmean
this will not happen lads
fucking hell ref
see the von flue
>>67385662
kek
>conrad gets rocked
>shoots for the takedown again and waits to be submitted
>>67385767
>The city of Yuji
hes always been a shady ref
>>67385767
One's refs are objectively awful
>>67385721
looks like that old pic of the dying orangutan
>>67385681
May-Potatonigger wouldn't make half of May-Pac
>>67385751
based
mayweathers team feed fake stories to the english press days before amir khans biggest fight of his career
>why is he so bitter?
>>67385580
> jon vs gian villante
>>67385775
He's a bit shady, a bit overrated, and really not that great a ref to be honest
>Conor heems Floyd stiff
>Conor goes into boxing and leaves MMA
>The UFC is dead inside a year
>>67385624
Jesus. Too bad their vagins probably look like black forest ham. And sex? EEEEEEEE....EEEEEEEEEeeeee
>>67385837
WUZ
Who's this fake ass Gracie? A second cousin twice removed?
>>67385842
KANGS
>>67385842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkaX6tyq9pI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR3qbQeo8nY
we box now
>>67385588
Narantungalag Jadambaa is so based
/encore/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knqbJyveCJE
Urijah Faber Sparring With Master Thong While """"""""Mimicking"""""""" Dominick Cruz
linkin park x jay z :OOOOOOOOOOO hype
>>67385871
Jesus..... I can live with black forest ham all my life.
>>67385875
>highlights of Roy toying with literal whos
Ward is the best middleweight of the past 50 years
where are you goys watching this shit
>>67385909
http://firstrowau (dot) eu/watch/434369/1/watch-one-championship:-ascent-to-power.html
hoger is a big guy
>>67385909
http://ifirstrowus.eu/watch/434369/1/watch-one-championship:-ascent-to-power.html
only working good for non-americans though desu
>>67385903
that song tho
>>67385909
I have $10 like a normal person
>Getting grapplefucked by a Gracie in 2016
sleepy
that was fun...
That transition from back mount to side choke was literal heaven
HOGER GWACIE
we will need another saku graciekiller
having the live press conference for italy vs italy in heemspeak lads get in here
>>67385992
Not enough Gracies left to kill
tfw edgy bravo btfo'd all the gracies
Veiny Gracie?
these japs are cute but where thefuck are her legs
>>67385952
>normal
>person
look at my flag
ACB 35 starts in 5 bings
https://youtu.be/pA5UR1U6X7w
https://youtu.be/pA5UR1U6X7w
https://youtu.be/pA5UR1U6X7w
>>67386019
dat trenbologna
>not exclusively watching UFC
>>67386082
scary like The Grudge
>>67386019
nice
its a shame ufc fighters have to steroid starve and have soccer mom cycles
>>67385751
because i can(not) leave the hotel
>>67386082
4>6>1>7>3>2>5
>>67385552
Is Mayweather shorter than Mendes? Him being listed at 5'8" is hilarious.
>>67385459
What a fedora statement
>>67386105
Is that what it is? Trying to decide if it's unusual or just the arena lighting making it "pop". Maybe it's just normal and I haven't seen a veiny one in a while.
>coming out to ironman
good taste
>studying krotty to be like jackie chan
kek
>>67386082
>>67386139
5>3>4>6>7>1>2
Hamasaki would murder both of these chumps
>>67386082
4>1>the rest
>>67386249
Hamasaki the best though - not a fair comparison!
>>67386191
clearly on the juice
>>67386259
She's the best wmma fighter. Y/N
>>67386223
at least we agree on 7.
There is LITERALLY no way the Mayweather/McGregor fight will ever happen.
>>67386082
the last two look almost human, more malaysian than korean
>>67386191
I think being really vascular out of nowhere is probably the most obvious steroid sign possible
your blood volume increases by quite a bit when you're on the gear, and other secundary effects like a lower bodyfat % etc help make veins more visible
>>67386285
There is one way. They call it "meme magic"
>>67386181
>lied about her time in high school
>fucked over her first coaches and team
>lied about shaving her head for cancer
>cut 3 inches of her hair
>unironically made an instagram post saying "i miss my hair"
>>67386285
it's an attention whoring attempt like the 'THANK YOU DANA AND FAJITA FOR PUTTING ME BACK ON THE CARD, THIS IS ME ON A PLANE TO NY' tweet
>>67384186
>guy saying you shouldn't make jokes about delicate topics is extremist
You know how I know you're an autistic faggot?
>>67386295
There's only one man that can stop meme magic
>>67386285
it's the money fight
LET'S GO YAMAGUCHI GET IT DONE 1942 STYLE
>>67384311
He will probably crush him. Rockhold is overrated.
Why is Jones ducking Roger Gracie?
>>67386034
watching
this is early prelims, right?
nothing sweeter for studying than some literal who mma promotion from russia on a fucking friday afternoon
>>67386191
sauced the fuck up, jesus
>>67386295
this, meme magic trumps all logic
>>67386385
hop in heemspeak with us u goof, having a comfy fight day
LEE'S GASSED LEE'S GASSED YAMAGUCHI TIME TO SHINE
>>67386342
Rockhold is just so damn big. I wouldn't be surprised if Weidman's punch resistance is shot from that brutal beating either.
Will she win her next fight?
>>67384311
Rockhold's boxing holes were showing against Weidman as the fight went deeper. If Weidman focuses on high pressure boxing, rather than those body kick exchanges....
Angela Lee via Robbery
>>67386413
how do i heemspeak?
this is a real question
Angela lee almost got christian lee'd there
good fight so far
YAMA-GUCCI
GUCCI MOUNTAIN
>1 billion viewers
YAMAGUCHI WITH THE H-BOMB
YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS
>missed the "big shot" completely because I was shit posting
>>67386480
download teamspeak then join this server
ts41.gameservers.com:9185
>>67386285
It's BS right now obviously. But, If it gets a lot of hype for the rumor and conor manages to get out of his contract within a few years I bet Floyd would consider it.
What next for Whittaker? Bisping, Silva or Machida?
Holy fuck that round was 10/10
Yamaguchi 30-27 so far
>>67386599
No 10-Point Must system in One Championship
>>67386610
I know.
>>67386542
and slower
Is Yamaguchi gassed? 33 is old as fuck for atomweight
>>67386634
nice
>>67386619
Don't you EVER trick or ruse me again, you hear me? I have a zero tolerance policy for pranks, social experiments, and deceptions.
Reminder: Hamasaki beat Yamaguchi in 2 rounds
>>67386656
What about conniving gambits?
>>67386440
depends who she fights
>mfw she destroys Howdy Honda again on the road back to the top
who /comfy fight fan/?
i'll watch shitty mma with my heem bros
fuck zuffa zombies
LEE ABOUT TO GET THE LAWLER DECISION
Great fight. Good card.
Alright, who /ANGELA LEE/ here?
>ONE Judging Criteria:
>Near KO or Submission
>Damage (Internal, Accumulated, Superficial)
>Striking combinations and cage generalship (Ground control, Superior positioning)
>Earned takedowns or takedown defense
Seems fair
>>67386810
I'll live and die a Yamaguchi man
/heem/, do you ever wish your mother forced you into cagefighting at a young age?
>>67386821
one fc with that innovation
>I am not impressed with your performance.
https://twitter.com/jeremybotter/status/728603182528536576
>Besides, McGregor/Diaz is 99% done for the UFC 202 main event on August 20, anyway.
Guys
Imagine McGregor vs Mayweather was set for July 9th?
How glorious would that be?
>>67384105
REEM
Struve
Tumenov
Randamie
KRYLOV KRYLOV
Karolina
>>67386634
you're unironically the biggest fightfan here if not in the world
>>67386034
Holy shit, I remember shitposting about Guram around the time of his big push by M-1 Global
>>67386634
HOW CAN SHE LOSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfV0ZJwVeh4
>>67387003
Lee had a few close subs, one arm triangle in particular was almost there if she would've dropped her hips and circled on it... scoring gets tricky.
i'll keep taking picks til right after weigh-ins
end of snek
>>67386940
he's really focusing his chi energy
>du hast
shit it's like I'm back in the 90s
>>67387032
Even if it had been scored with 10-points system Angela would still win imo.
I think round 1,4 and 5 belong to her. Though of course it could've been a draw if they score round 3 10-8 for Yamaguchi
>>67387051
are weigh ins tomorrow?
>>67387051
Reem via R2 KO
Bigfoot via R1 KO
Tumenov via 30-26, 30-26, 30-25 UD
Germaine via spicy dutch muay thai R1 TKO
Krylov via R1 TKO
Karolina via UD
>>67387122
That's not how they score. Angela dominated 2 rounds and the other 3 were close. She also dominated 2 criteria (aggression and generalship). Fight was closer in the 10 point must system.
>>67387078
Ultra-long webm in honour of snakes, arm drag* gone wrong [2016]
*it's probably not an arm drag, I don't know what to call that specific technique he tried
>>67387156
yes
>>67387122
Agreed
what is with korean girl shoulder?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpT5gty-wh0
Is it worth putting a cheeky tenner on Mcgrefor?
>>67387186
looks like some sort of throw attempt
>Nice and _____, _____.
>>67387051
>tfw just made it in the first column
feels good man
>>67387289
It's tough to say. Mayweather will fucking light him up on the feet but McGregor is good at landing hard shots even when he's kind of off balance.
Mayweather is the obvious favourite, but it might be worth a cheeky tenner. Don't forget that McGregor landed on Diaz all day and some of those shots might KO Floyd
>>67387184
Angela had Yamaguchi in a gullotine for most of the round and took her down a couple times in round 1, clearly won round 4 and 5. It would only be close if they score round 3 10-8 due to multiple subs attempts by Yamaguchi, like I said.
>>67387186
It's called a jap whizzer in folkstyle, judofags have some chinese bs name for it.
Is the ACB stream chopping up fierce for anyone else here?
>>67386973
mayweather only fights tomorrow night, or in september
https://twitter.com/RockyPMMA/status/728611993603571712
>>67386854
yes
>>67387255
will it be an USADA 'horsemeat' episode?
>>67387311
>Don't forget that McGregor landed on Diaz all day
how's that apply to mayweather
>>67387316
>>67387291
>>67387186
This is how it's supposed to work btw:
https://youtu.be/Lk-_xMfshug
>giving this potato more attention
>>67387371
Not mad, just disappointed.
>>67387358
Diaz is a good boxer. I'm just saying that McGregor would have a punchers chance.
Who said that physiotherapy is boring and painful
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFElGMeoCMx/
>>67387386
>MURIKA
https://unblockvideos.com/
>>67384105
Arlovski
Struve
tumenov
Elmose
Krylov
Clark
>>67387255
his vlog were always god tier
Lads
Some big cunt wants to fight me. The soppy prick is only 5'11 but he's a gym junkie so ripped.
How do I beat the fuck out of this cunt?
>>67387423
They were good, really liked him after them. Also was neat seeing him play Bad Company 2 - a man of taste!
>>67387402
>Diaz is a good boxer
he is, no denying that, but I'm not giving him that shot lol. he won't have 4oz gloves, and mayweather's thing is not getting hit at all. if he wanted to pick his spots like he did against alvarez? it'd get ugly
>>67387480
>big
>5'11
fuck this manlet up
>>67387492
panic wrestle ugly
>>67387492
Mayweather is godly when it comes to defensive movement, you're right, he doesn't get hit.
But Conor isn't afraid to get hit, that's the thing. Boxers have different mindsets. Conor doesn't mind trading, which means Mayweather can't stop moving, and he does stop moving a lot.
Again, Mayweather should be a dominant favourite, but Conor would definitely have a puncher's chance. He hits hard.
>>67386810
who /MARK WAHLBERG/, here?
>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
>>67386973
shut the fuck up retard
>>67387528
>>67387521
>>67387492
>believing The Sun
Pls stop
This is clickbait and designed to make people talk more about Conor because he's desperate to stay in the headlines after getting BTFO of UFC 200
There is literally no merit at all to this story and the kids who """"broke""""" it are literal nobodies with a combined age of 29
You are falling for the b8
Things I'ml looking forward to that keep me from killing myself:
Civil War tonight
UFC 198
UFC 199 (I have tickets)
The return of Nick Diaz
>>67387553
im pretty hype for canelo-khan desu
>>67387229
dana having a boner for her is really helping her eh?
>>67385459
Rousey is legitimately mentally ill.
>>67387550
it's still fun to talk about how absolutely blasted mcgregor would get. i like the guy, and I think his standup is pretty damn good, but yeesh it'd be fun to watch
>>67387297
hard
jon
>>67387521
>But Conor isn't afraid to get hit, that's the thing.
A retard isn't afraid of putting his fingers into the power plug either.
>>67387374
based Jew setting shit straight
>>67387521
Punchers chance doesn't equate very well to boxing
>>67387521
if conor throws like he did against diaz for two rounds, with that recklessness mayweather would light him up unmercifully and probably put him to sleep. way too many openings
mayweather stopped moving numerous times with pac, shane, cotto, etc. Pretty much everyone since he came back.
mindset aside, you can't be telling me conor, a good striker in his own right don't get me wrong, is a more skilled boxer than any of the world class boxers floyd has absolutely styled on for his last 15 or so fights
>>67387613
>>67387632
Oh I know. But real boxing and mma boxing are entirely different, especially in regards to footwork and the defensive mindset that most elite boxers have.
>>67387374
>people think mcgregor would have any say in the purse at all if he fought mayweather
>>67387632
that's how tyson would beat ali, baby
Fair warning, if you ever square off against me you'd better just shoot and pray for a takedown because if I tag you you can say bye bye to your chin.
>>67387642
>mindset aside, you can't be telling me conor, a good striker in his own right don't get me wrong, is a more skilled boxer than any of the world class boxers floyd has absolutely styled on for his last 15 or so fights
I'm not saying that at all. I'm merely saying that, because the two sports are so different, that it might be a bit more difficult for Mayweather to get his timing and range down than it normally would.
Boxers have a defensive mindset, Conor does not. It would not feel like a normal fight to Mayweather and Conor is an extremely aggressive MMA fight.
If he throws like he did with Nate, Mayweather would likely land clean all day and finish him. But there is a chance that it would throw Floyd off a bit because there is literally no puncher that Floyd has fought that would be comparable to Goob's style.
>>67387685
different weight class
>>67387480
punch him
>>67387696
I think you'd be surprised.
Honestly I have no idea why people are unironically discussing a 49-0 Boxer facing a guy who did a bit of ametuer boxing, wasn't even undefeated there if I recall correctly, and then moved on to MMA. McGoober isn't some unstoppable beast, Mayweather has fought better boxers and would dance around him in the ring. It's a different story in the Octagon
>>67387658
is that a young rex?
wew lad
>>67387480
Call him out that he's on roids and then claim that everyone you have fought is on roids and you're the most overworked and underpaid shitposter.
You feel like you're getting paid too much but somehow not enough, you get suspended for weed lmao.
Which races are best in fights? Blacks, european or Mestizos?
>>67387749
Most underrated fitefu desu
I daydream about that ice bucket challenge webm
>>67387754
Whites and blacks. I give the edge to whites because most blacks can't take a punch.
Mestizos are the dirtiest fighters in the world.
>>67387754
whites
>>67387696
i've only seen mayweather really confused a few times, and that was with weird styles, so maybe you've got something.
he starts slowly when he wants to. like anderson silva used to have that warmup period? floyd seems like he has that. could mcgregor land some aggressive shots early on? yeah, he's fast enough. but if floyd isn't miraculously knocked out by the 4th, god help him
mcgregor seems like he'd box like a worse mick hatton, who for maybe 5 rounds was threatening floyd a hell of a lot. but after those 5, floyd started hitting him, and hatton didn't even know how to properly wrap up and keep from getting heemed
>>67387723
If Conor got finished in the first round I wouldn't be surprised.
Nobody in the entire UFC even has good traditional boxing. The Diaz brothers are among the best and Conor just got his ass kicked by Nate because as soon as Nate found his range he got punched non stop.
vs Mayweather it would be even worse. Mayweather could probably beat Conor with jabs only.
>>67387408
Ah okay, I see clearly now.
What's that "appreciation point" business all about?
>>67387754
american blacks
literally bred for physicality
>>67387816
Post more olympic wrestling webbums please
>>67387816
Thank you for webm'ing that ausbro. Ill keep posting wrestling highlights if you continue making these.
Unfortunately I can only afford to pay in (You)s
>>67387816
how come the flippy guy doesn't do mma?
>>67387821
kek such a goof
>>67387873
top kek
>>67387865
young rex was my favorite. ya boy 360 is a funny cunt tho
>>67387873
sheem sleepy
>>67387873
Great show of sportsmanship between the fighters after the devastating slam TKO, Joe.
>>67387873
lmao goofs
>>67387846
Is that Matt Hume ringside?
>>67387873
it always bothers me that she doesn't raise her hands to break her fall at all
>>67387873
What were they trying to do?
>>67387912
>the red guy
jesus that explosion
>>67387858
Happy to oblige, it'll help along my learning of wrestling too.
>>67387873
why has no one applied this technique in the ufc?
>>67385633
Pls Conor couldn't deal with Nate's boxing. Floyd schools this meme fighter
>>67387950
The knees-bent-handstand position is traditionally a gi only technique
>>67387889
nah fuck aussie battlers man day is my favourite
>>67388006
Yo sweden is gus ever going to fight again?
I'd like to see that
ACB action starting to heat up
>>67388030
I hope he does, I like watching his fights despite his best preformances all being his losses
Here's a hot opinion though: I prefer Magnus Cedenblad over the Mauler
>>67388052
are you the heemspeak swede? if so hop in
>>67388030
Dude is injured atm, he has said early summer iirc
>>67388052
He has such a creepy face Alexander is way nicer he seems like a nice guy not as rapey
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>>67388059
>>67388059
>>67388059
NEW THREAD
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>>67388041
>amateur even in taunting are these goons, Joe
>>67388064
Not me I'm afraid
>>67388070
Who is he going to fight?
>>67388089
you guys should hop in anyway, u cant handle my mcgregor-esque bants
>>67387802
Shane Mosley RIGHT NOW knocks Goober the fuck out in a boxing match. Floyd gets tougher fights during sparring sessions than anything Conor could give him
>>67387911
Take down the patriarchy.
>>67387651
You don't know "most elite boxers".
>>67387685
Prime Tyson was an elite infighter. He would close the distance and go Jack Dempsey on Ali. He doesn't need hail mary's.
>>67387696
>Boxers have a defensive mindset, Conor does not
Who is Ricky Hatton?
>>67387754
Whites are strong as fuck. Darkies are fast. Mestizos have good cardio.
No really.
>>67387804
>Nobody in the entire UFC even has good traditional boxing.
KJ Noons was in the UFC.
>>67387912
>guy is limp seven seconds in
>tight choke not let up until the 20 second mark
What a fightfu.