UPCOMING EVENTS:
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Lee vs Yamaguchi)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Lellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Lellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF Season 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Induction
7/13: UFC FN 91 (TBA)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
NEWS:
>Current UFC on Fox 20 card
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/holly-holm-vs-valentina-shevchenko-anthony-johnson-vs-glover-teixeira-expected-for-ufc-on-fox-20
>Lawler vs Woodley in the works for UFC 201
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/robbie-lawler-vs-tyron-woodley-welterweight-title-fight-targeted-for-ufc-201-in-atlanta
>Jordan Parsons is kill
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/bellator-fighter-jordan-parsons-25-dies-after-alleged-hit-and-run-accident-in-florida
first for igor
This is now officially a Claudia thread
Be careful /heem/
IM ON A NGANNOU LEVEL
>>67367424
>>67367424
Dirty girl.
>>67367440
no it isn't you fucking idiot
>>67367440
No
http://www.strawpoll.me/10136722
http://www.strawpoll.me/10136722
http://www.strawpoll.me/10136722
>thanks for to roll with me anon
>>67367446
>>67367473
HEIL SCHAUB
>>67367489
![tumblr_lyq4vdkJPi1qed2bo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qPaweAA.jpg "tumblr_lyq4vdkJPi1qed2bo[1].jpg")
>>67367470
>what about the eyebrows
>>67367470
>tattoos
>huge fucking tat on her back
0/10
>>67367504
HAS started
You used did lad
After did, you put the basic form of the verb
>>67367504
the dictionary is showing that the word exists, not that it is correct in that instance
you fucking spic
>>67367521
How does she defeat the polish champion?
>>67367470
>tfw you will never get mrsa from claudia's delicious sweat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpfc6JWo0L0
Is this the greatest UFC Vlog in existence?
>>67367433
how do you even say it?
is it pronounced: Nig-anu ?
>>67367537
You don't have to be tough all the time dude
>>67367550
nig nog
>>67367537
kill yourself
>>67367550
N Ga Nou
>>67367567
It's a'ight m8
Have a bunda
>>67367550
SH-OB
SAM'D
>>67367550
Sh-ob
>>67367550
nigga-no
>>67367589
>spic detected
What did he mean by this?
>>67367738
Dude knows where it's at
>>67367738
https://twitter.com/JoeJitsu/status/728296372227612672
that's legit, damn.
>>67367738
Who the shit cares what Joseph Benavidez thinks?
>>67367738
he probably doesn't even know who invented them
>>67367738
>tfw in 40 years youll look back on 4chan as the best times of your life
JRE going live with Miesha Tate any minute,
https://www.youtube.com/user/PowerfulJRE/live
>>67367839
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>67367738
>tfw when you'll be 70 years living alone in a trailer park you'll be able to look proudly at a picture of Wojak and say "I was part of it"
>>67367839
POP YOUR ALPHABRAIN LADS
>>67367876
>>67367876
/ALPHABRAIN/ + /NEWMOOD/ + /SHROOMTECH/ MASTERACE CHECKING IN
>>67367839
>yfw Bryan Tate is there
http://www.strawpoll.me/10136992
>>67367839
LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
>>67367839
>giving a shit about mieha tate
>Woke
>Miesha Tate believes in chemtrails
Ronda-tier desu
>>67368148
>conspiracy theories straight off the bat
never change Joe
Why does Joe love to bullshit about stuff he doesn't know anything of?
>Miesha on the cast for 3 minutes
>chemtrails already
oh baby oh baby
I heard they put nicotine in the apples in Australia
>>67368148
did joe get her high?
>>67367839
Miesha lookin FINE
Brehs
>>67368238
Tomatos*
The Simpsons did it
Mieha's lips are always so perfectly glossed.
>Miesha is a hood bitch
Miesha is almost hot but her nose ruins it.
>>67367738
>there's a meme about how much his wife likes black cock
>>67368359
>a meme
Miesha just said the name of the subdivision she lives in.
Mountain's Edge. I'm going to fine her house and steal her trash.
Can this bald fuck stop talking about conspiracy theorys
>>67368359
normies think the extent of memes are pictures with funny text along the bottom
>>67368345
her nose is the specific feature that give a lot of charm (when she's not wearing a ton of make up)
>>67368345
I usually instadrop any girl with a big nose but Miesha's still qt.
Keto is becoming an Atkins-level meme.
Dude this podcast I thought I was going to touch my dick but now I have to prevent myself from going crazy with all that broscience
Miesha likes it frothy.
>>67368537
DUDE
STEM
CELLS
>eating cupcakes is disgusting
Lads, it's terminal
>>67368639
>dude sugar's poison lmao
>i dislike joe rogan
>i find discussing scientific/political issues without an 8 year degree to be intellectually inferior and immature
>unless you're an enlightened, cultured man like me you have no right to theorize upon or discuss these matters
>>67368710
cupcakes are not disgusting, cupcakes are fucking awesome
>>67368710
nothing wrong with talking about science but when you tell big schaub that we can download memes into our brain in the future, yeah that kind of triggers me
Comfo podcast imo. Lads the hand still hurts from heeming the nig
is edgestonia kill? did he hurt his back again?
>>67368710
>all people who are religious are retarded
>religions are stupid
>but primitive tribes are amazing, because they do drugs (nevermind the human sacrifices, guys)
Miesha talking about swallowing is exciting me.
>>67368755
>but when you tell big schaub that we can download memes into our brain in the future, yeah that kind of triggers me
Scientists already can download information into human brains. It's very crude information but it will certainly progress as time goes on.
>>67368765
i missed the story bro, tell it again.
Have Miesha and Joe talked about big black cock yet?
miesha seems like a mega pleb
Joe is sounding gay as fuck
>>67368148
did Miesha got a nose job ?
>>67368842
No but Miesha has said she likes frothy things and and that she can swallow anything that is liquid enough.
>>67368802
Even though your being sarcastic. Got in a 2 v 1 fight on Kingsday. Luckily one was pretty hesitant to fight so it wasnt exactly at the same time. Knocked one out with 3 punches and a slam with a soccerkick finish. Punched the other guy then some lady broke us up screaming like a crazy bitch. Was pretty scary since they had keys between fists. Made it out unscathed luckily. Could have ended badly.
Doesn't eat seafood, weirdo.
>>67368954
Neither do i. As healthy as it is i just cant get used to the mouthfeel and the odd taste. Smell also reminds me of gf.
>It's a needle coversation
>>67368954
Salmon is the only seafood I eat.
Crab and lobster are just large bugs and white fish is gross.
>>67368940
i wasn't being sarcastic, if anything i was disguising my genuine interest with memery. good for you bro, i wish some nig would give me a reason to heem him but they're all pretty chill where i live (in the hood actually).
>>67368954
the only seafood I can eat is tuna, desu. everything else can fuck off
>>67368954
joe rogan is on the unhealthiest diet on the planet
Joe is just another textbook techno-narcissist who is unable to comprehend the codependency of scientific/technological advancement and cheap energy.
Like, he's so obsessed with conspiract that you'd think he might pick up on that one.
I wish he would let his guests talk more and just crack jokes like he used to and stop making all these ridiculous esoteric postulations that constantly contradict each other.
>>67368980
but the maatjes bro. im not even dutch and i love maatjes.
>>67369039
>le eggs are le unhealthy
i know it's bait but it triggers me every time
>>67367738
ONE OF US
>Miesha doesn't like chocolate
Cucks and nig nogs BTFO.
>>67369085
it's not the eggs it's the keto.
CARB THE FUCK UP
>>67369015
Leftists are importing them
>>67369039
Keto and Paleo are the healthiest diets and switching them up would probably be the smartest thing you can do longterm.
>>67368710
I liked Rogaine's podcast when I first started listening to it but the problem is that he's so repetitive. He brings on people that have no hope of talking for 3 fucking hours straight and still being interesting so he always has to fall back on the DUDE WEED STEM ALIEN CELLS LMAO filler material.
>>67369015
We had a pretty big part in starting slavery. Alot of colonies. Most of them come here and just get wellfare since they have an automatic dutch citizenship and the wellfare is like 1300 euros which is more then they get in their home countries when they work.
is mewvment bs?
>>67369123
The JRE with Steve-O was dope
>>67369143
it's the worst meme of 2015
>>67369025
Im lucky im 6'4" with alot of experience and im 280-290 lbs~. These guys where about 5'8" and 160lbs or something. They started it. I got off my bike. In hind sight i should have continued riding my bike like a dutchie. They triggered me by saying shit like yeah continue riding on you white pussy like you all do~. When i got within 10 ft i saw they quickly had keys between their fingers so they could play wolverine in a fight. Didnt work out for them though but i could have lost an eye or something if i fucked up.
>>67369105
>CARB THE FUCK UP
reddit.com
Am I crazy or am I sensing some attraction to Rogan on Miesha's part?
>>67369049
I unironically have no idea what you are talking about. Probably some south of holland shit im from the far north.
>>67369206
She talks flirty to everybody but howdy honda housey. Its make of what makes her hot desu
>its a Joe talks about 12 to 6 elbows episode
>>67369167
no it was not, I never listened to it but I heard Steve-O on TFATK and he is not someone worth listening to for 3 hours.
DUDE OPIATES AND SELF HARM LAMA AYYO
DUDE TOTALLY RANDOM
DUDE COMEDIAN NOW LMAO
not much to say
>>67369237
Me on the right
>>67367703
>what you say ese? you make fun of my viltigo? that's not cool holmes, step the fuck up
![5693667_orig[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YYgI220.jpg "5693667_orig[1].jpg")
>>67369233
are you sure you're dutch?
miesha looks like an anime when she laughs
>>67369253
>UFC Commentator and long time combat sports fan discusses controversial topic regarding the profession of the guest he currently has on his podcast
you don't say
>>67369143
No. Movement is the new meta desu. Ito Portal is bs.
>Fabricio Werdum
>Jon Jones
>Conor McGregor
>Dominick Cruz
>Demetrious Johnson
All hold a belt thanks to their ability to control distance, control pace, stay balanced, stay light on their feet, be agile, etc.
new thread with 120+ posts already? damn you guys are moving fast
>Everyone starting a podcast
Browsing /heem/ between events
1. search "claudia"
2. that's it
what does Miesha smell like?
>>67369200
What are some good exercises to get tall?
>tfw hiveminded with Rogan
>>67369302
this desu
>>67369371
>grow grow grow
>>67369299
Pretty sure. Tallness is quite a dutch feat. Im from Groningen. Most people i know are not that much into fish. South of holland/ Mid holland are more into fish imo.
>>67369370
Brian Caraway
>>67369371
inverted hangs
>>67369370
Vanilla. Like every other hot girl.
>>67369420
What do hot boys smell like?
>>67369399
the five pillars of dutchness are:
windmills
cheese wheels
maatjes
tulips
wooden shoes
plz learn ur own culture
>>67369441
>He thinks they read what you write
>>67369371
I guess its just genetics and whatever they put in the water here or something since everyone is so tall here. When i was a kid growing up i wanted to have a deep voice and be tall and have a fairly sized dick. Did well on all 3. Should have wanted/wished for being rich as fuck and having a low % bodyfat since i missed out on those. Pretty sure im top 5 deepest voices on /heem/. Actually voice acted earlier this week for the first time. Was just for some small shit for a skyrim mod people i know are making but still.
>>67369371
Sleep a lot
Stretch a lot
>>67369451
you're forgetting frikandellen
>>67369441
Yeah the new janny is a fuckin bender
Banned me for posting a heem webm because it was "nsfw"
In fucking heem
>>67369451
I was talking about genetic feats. Cheese wheels is also more Gouda ish i guess. I love cheese though. Cheese and dairy products are real dutch i guess? Eating chocolate sprinkles on bread isnt common in other countries as far as i know. Eating raw haring i guess. I had wooden shoes growing up. Its not like alot of people actually wear it, more of a lol never wearing these. I know a guy (hes from the south though) who only wears wooden clogs.
>>67369496
Jannies can't ban.
>>67369523
You think theres tranny jannies?
>>67369511
>I know a guy (hes from the south though) who only wears wooden clogs.
Im howling lads. Fuckin continentals lmao
>Chris Wade says he's a terrible matchup for Khabib and that Khabib wouldn't be able to take him down
Almost as delusional as your average /heem/
>>67369371
Joe needs to stfu
>>67369206
lots of sexual tension
>>67369560
People who wear that shit are usually looked down upon alot. Like you can own a pair and wear them to enterain tourists and perpetuate the stereotype. If you really wear clogs or klompen in our language ur usually sub 100 IQ
>>67369399
>Im from Groningen
Give de Leeuw pls
>>67369116
>Keto and Paleo are the healthiest diets
except that high fat high protein diets are proven to cause a shitload of disease m8
>>67369462
>the water here
Pls send some dutch water to america.
We need it like brits need semen
>>67369560
what are wooden clogs?
>>67369601
Actually met him a couple of times in local supermarket. Pretty cool guy. Hes based af with his goals. Good guy. We need a new Robben/Suarez though. Guess Tadic is doing ok @ sunderland
>>67369479
i am literally basing that list on a donald duck goes to holland book i read as a child and it did not have frkandel in it so that doesn't make the cut.
>>67369511
>raw haring
that's pretty much maatjes (although it's brined)
you know the in the mid 19th century the dutch were the shortest country in europe and now they are the tallest. furthermore non-ethnic-dutch people who are born/raised in the netherlands are taller on average than their co-ethnics in other countries. like a dutch-moroccan is taller than a french-morroccan. i have a chinese dutch friend who says that dutch people are so tall because all they eat is cheese. which kind of makes sense, it's got a lot of fat, protein, and calcium which you need as a kid and teenager to grow.
>>67369206
>>67369585
Aaaand Rogan just lost her.
>>67369451
replace maatjes or whatever the fuck that is with bicycles and your list is accurate
9-10
10-8
9-10
9-10
=
37-38
>it was tied up going into the fifth round
>>67369646
You still have Huws or it was only a loan ?
Great potential there imo
>Rogan choking up again
>>67369635
Dont know if its tinfoil hat shit but i heard that in america they put shit in the water that made americans more stout on average or something?
>>67369652
That cheese theory is actually a very god theory. It is what we put on our sandwiches 90% of the time. Yeah i assume Badr Hari is as tall as he is because he is raised here. I knew about that stat by the way. Im always kinda proud of these trivial weird things about The Netherlands since we are so small(Texas is 22 times as big as our country for example)
>>67369706
Huws? Where was he from?
>>67369668
Unironically 750.000 bicycles get stolen anually. Thats like 1/20 or 1/25 people a year or something .
>it's a Rogan missed his daily alpha brain dose episode
>>67369085
They are unhealthy
Cholesterol, saturated fat, animal proteins
All bad
>Joe Estrogan
>>67369748
>Huws
I meant Rusnak, my bad ! Got the names mixed up somehow
Is joe crying?
Rogan choking up left and right today lads
fuck big snout tate
post mackenzies
>>67369782
Oh yeah we bought him from City i think? Cambuur was renting him from City. He still plays here. 44 matches 6 goals. Not spectacular but we are suckin dicks this season.
OT: Did we already have picks for this weekends fight? Want my dutch boys to win. Atleast Overeem to have a title shot. JDS shouldnt have one after getting heemed so hard by Reem.
>>67369446
Degree Cool Rush deodorant and antiperspirant.
ARE YOU A FIGHT FAN?
This fighter has maintained a roughly 1:1 KO to submission ration throughout his extensive career.
This fighter has never won a title yet ranks in the top 3 in octagon time.
This fighter is the youngest to obtain 5 Fight of the Night bonuses, just 2 shy of the record.
This is the only fighter with 8 knockout (not TKO) victories in the UFC.
>>67369887
>I will never titty fuck Ms Dern
>>67369551
Fockoffff haters!!
>>67369551
>>67369551
Is Ronda not Rounda anymore?
>>67370036
literally feels worse than beating off
>>67369887
>insults miesha's nose
>posts grill with larger nose
>>67370028
Diego
>>67370186
Four separate questions, bucko.
I do love Diego though.
>>67370028
>8 knockout (not TKO) victories in the UFC
Does this even exist?
>>67367384
This is the best OP picture for /heem/ I've seen in a long time.
>>67370310
>John McCain finally admitting that if MMA was around when he was young he would have tried that shit.
MANDRAMA BTFO
I feel like Rogan is trying to project his own insecurities on Miesha.
why do people overrate Chris Weidman so much
>>67370310
Yeah could be. I dunno i usually just pound that shit out. Never had a good bj, based on the fact i never came from one. Watch porno and deepthroats and shit look amazing as fuck. Irl bitch suckin it not rly into it and after 3 mins complains her jaw hurts. Fighting and fucking is when you feel most alive imo though.
>>67370407
Beacause he's their boy.
>>67370310
>having a long enough penis to do that
reeeee
>>67368773
pussied out
or doesn't want to do media anymore
>>67367424
why haven't they tested this whooore? She's obviously gassed beyond the gills
>ufc star gossip
Holy shit Ronda is a cunt
ronda confirmed wife status
Shit, how was Rogan's podcast with Tate?
Rounda roid-raged on Paige.
Someone post the Holly Ronda heem pls
>>67370540
Damn hue's always using PED's
as if I got another reason to hate Ronda l m a o
>>67370571
what's she done now
>>67370595
Not over
>>67370310
That's not physically possible.
>>67370631
cursed out PvZ for congratulating Holly for beating Ronda
>>67369441
you deserved it
stop shitting up threads with your /pol/ shit
>>67370595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
>>67370667
>>67370633
Thanks lads, tuning in
Missed anything good so far? Rewinded back 5 mins
>>67370600
for reals...Dana's spaghetti spilling crush on this little boy is paying off
>>67370648
>tfw we will never see Ronda toss around 115ers
>>67370695
Yes, very good interview. Miesha is very endearing. I recommend watching the whole thing later.
You think Ronda was just jealous PvZ was rising up?
>>67370721
>tfw imagining Ronda at 125 on weigh in day
>>67370696
Why would an athlete who wants to be THE BEST in what he does want to cheat to win? I wonder how fighters justify it to themselves to take PED's. Knowing that they just arent good enough if they dont take the stuff. Must be embaressing.
>>67370695
Miesha doesn't like black guys.
>>67370765
I might do that, ta, I'm often doing jack shit anyway
>>67369765
>the vegan meme
Time to take your pills because your diet can't give you enough nutrients.
>>67370789
If you're fighting with a knife against people who have swords, you'd probably want to get yourself a sword.
>>67370540
she just has abs
>>67370801
i never thought i would say this...but I want housey back so she can send this goofy ho back to the prelims.
Nose jokes aside: she shouldnt even be sniffing the belt at this point
>>67370801
miesha is unironically a cleaned up northwest front seattle nazi
i love her for it
>>67370841
abs of a bodybuilder
will ronda be mad at rogan for being nice to miesha?
>>67370841
what about that voice?
>>67370907
Every Brazilian girl has that voice.
>>67370882
ronda's secret is that she's always mad
and sad
having ur dad kill himself will do that to u
>>67370871
tyrone detected
>>67370924
>girl
ok
>>67370637
Come here and I'll show you
post religious walkout songs
no nashids edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy9nwe9_xzw
>>67370310
Phil Davis is one gums mcgoof looking dude
>>67370881
>>67370907
>>67370841
Are these pre or post usada pics?
>>67370838
In general though. Must be embaressing knowing the world adores you and assumes you are the greatest when all you have is the greatest doctor. Would be so much better without hues(or just PED babys in general) or just roid them to the gills all of them and have it be a kind of equal playing field.
>>67370407
He heemd Anderson silva in his 10th professional fight. It gives high expectations.
>>67370810
Thats called the meme of science, monkeyboy
>>67370985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA
>>67370407
Because they don't realize how shitty the MW division is
>miesha singing that shit from lamb chop
>we should grapple some time
Miesha and Rogan are literally having sex
miesha trying to get that big onnit cock
>hey joe, get in my guard.
>>67370985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhRT2LsgIB8
>>67370841
I'd fucking kick the shit out of her for getting sweat all over that comfy chair.
>>67367869
that's beautiful, man.
>>67371174
I just realized that she's the female version of Andre Fili.
>>67371129
joe is one lucky man
let
>>67371174
you'll do nuttin yeh
>>67370841
And giant delts, traps, a stump neck, and man voice
>>67371221
and an adam's apple
>>67371211
I'd bounce her head off da ca-ca-canvas, righ.
>>67371221
>>67371240
fugg you guys
>>67371240
and a penis
>>67371174
>Getting that turned on by Nate Diaz.
kinda bored
request some webms for me to make if you want
>>67371263
>That ain't Nate Diaz.
>She was fucking doing it at the sight of every single male on that card.
