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UPCOMING EVENTS:
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Lee vs Yamaguchi)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Lellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Lellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF Season 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Induction
7/13: UFC FN 91 (TBA)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
NEWS:
>Current UFC on Fox 20 card
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/holly-holm-vs-valentina-shevchenko-anthony-johnson-vs-glover-teixeira-expected-for-ufc-on-fox-20
>Lawler vs Woodley in the works for UFC 201
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/robbie-lawler-vs-tyron-woodley-welterweight-title-fight-targeted-for-ufc-201-in-atlanta
>Jordan Parsons is kill
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/bellator-fighter-jordan-parsons-25-dies-after-alleged-hit-and-run-accident-in-florida
first for igor
This is now officially a Claudia thread
Be careful /heem/
IM ON A NGANNOU LEVEL
>>67367424
Dirty girl.
>>67367440
no it isn't you fucking idiot
>>67367440
No
http://www.strawpoll.me/10136722
http://www.strawpoll.me/10136722
http://www.strawpoll.me/10136722
>thanks for to roll with me anon
HEIL SCHAUB
>>67367470
>what about the eyebrows
>>67367470
>tattoos
>huge fucking tat on her back
0/10
>>67367504
HAS started
You used did lad
After did, you put the basic form of the verb
>>67367504
the dictionary is showing that the word exists, not that it is correct in that instance
you fucking spic
>>67367521
How does she defeat the polish champion?
>>67367470
>tfw you will never get mrsa from claudia's delicious sweat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpfc6JWo0L0
Is this the greatest UFC Vlog in existence?
>>67367433
how do you even say it?
is it pronounced: Nig-anu ?
>>67367537
You don't have to be tough all the time dude
>>67367550
nig nog
>>67367537
kill yourself
>>67367550
N Ga Nou
>>67367567
It's a'ight m8
Have a bunda
>>67367550
SH-OB
SAM'D
>>67367550
Sh-ob
>>67367550
nigga-no
>>67367589
>spic detected
What did he mean by this?
>>67367738
Dude knows where it's at
>>67367738
https://twitter.com/JoeJitsu/status/728296372227612672
that's legit, damn.
>>67367738
Who the shit cares what Joseph Benavidez thinks?
>>67367738
he probably doesn't even know who invented them
>>67367738
>tfw in 40 years youll look back on 4chan as the best times of your life
JRE going live with Miesha Tate any minute,
https://www.youtube.com/user/PowerfulJRE/live
>>67367839
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>67367738
>tfw when you'll be 70 years living alone in a trailer park you'll be able to look proudly at a picture of Wojak and say "I was part of it"
>>67367839
POP YOUR ALPHABRAIN LADS
>>67367876
/ALPHABRAIN/ + /NEWMOOD/ + /SHROOMTECH/ MASTERACE CHECKING IN
>>67367839
>yfw Bryan Tate is there
http://www.strawpoll.me/10136992
>>67367839
LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
>>67367839
>giving a shit about mieha tate
>Woke
>Miesha Tate believes in chemtrails
Ronda-tier desu
>>67368148
>conspiracy theories straight off the bat
never change Joe
Why does Joe love to bullshit about stuff he doesn't know anything of?
>Miesha on the cast for 3 minutes
>chemtrails already
oh baby oh baby
I heard they put nicotine in the apples in Australia
>>67368148
did joe get her high?
>>67367839
Miesha lookin FINE
Brehs
>>67368238
Tomatos*
The Simpsons did it
Mieha's lips are always so perfectly glossed.
>Miesha is a hood bitch
Miesha is almost hot but her nose ruins it.
>>67367738
>there's a meme about how much his wife likes black cock
>>67368359
>a meme
Miesha just said the name of the subdivision she lives in.
Mountain's Edge. I'm going to fine her house and steal her trash.
Can this bald fuck stop talking about conspiracy theorys
>>67368359
normies think the extent of memes are pictures with funny text along the bottom
>>67368345
her nose is the specific feature that give a lot of charm (when she's not wearing a ton of make up)
>>67368345
I usually instadrop any girl with a big nose but Miesha's still qt.
Keto is becoming an Atkins-level meme.
Dude this podcast I thought I was going to touch my dick but now I have to prevent myself from going crazy with all that broscience
Miesha likes it frothy.
>>67368537
DUDE
STEM
CELLS
>eating cupcakes is disgusting
Lads, it's terminal
>>67368639
>dude sugar's poison lmao
>i dislike joe rogan
>i find discussing scientific/political issues without an 8 year degree to be intellectually inferior and immature
>unless you're an enlightened, cultured man like me you have no right to theorize upon or discuss these matters
>>67368710
cupcakes are not disgusting, cupcakes are fucking awesome
>>67368710
nothing wrong with talking about science but when you tell big schaub that we can download memes into our brain in the future, yeah that kind of triggers me
Comfo podcast imo. Lads the hand still hurts from heeming the nig
is edgestonia kill? did he hurt his back again?
>>67368710
>all people who are religious are retarded
>religions are stupid
>but primitive tribes are amazing, because they do drugs (nevermind the human sacrifices, guys)
Miesha talking about swallowing is exciting me.
>>67368755
>but when you tell big schaub that we can download memes into our brain in the future, yeah that kind of triggers me
Scientists already can download information into human brains. It's very crude information but it will certainly progress as time goes on.
>>67368765
i missed the story bro, tell it again.
Have Miesha and Joe talked about big black cock yet?
miesha seems like a mega pleb
Joe is sounding gay as fuck
>>67368148
did Miesha got a nose job ?
>>67368842
No but Miesha has said she likes frothy things and and that she can swallow anything that is liquid enough.
>>67368802
Even though your being sarcastic. Got in a 2 v 1 fight on Kingsday. Luckily one was pretty hesitant to fight so it wasnt exactly at the same time. Knocked one out with 3 punches and a slam with a soccerkick finish. Punched the other guy then some lady broke us up screaming like a crazy bitch. Was pretty scary since they had keys between fists. Made it out unscathed luckily. Could have ended badly.
Doesn't eat seafood, weirdo.
>>67368954
Neither do i. As healthy as it is i just cant get used to the mouthfeel and the odd taste. Smell also reminds me of gf.
>It's a needle coversation
>>67368954
Salmon is the only seafood I eat.
Crab and lobster are just large bugs and white fish is gross.
>>67368940
i wasn't being sarcastic, if anything i was disguising my genuine interest with memery. good for you bro, i wish some nig would give me a reason to heem him but they're all pretty chill where i live (in the hood actually).
>>67368954
the only seafood I can eat is tuna, desu. everything else can fuck off
>>67368954
joe rogan is on the unhealthiest diet on the planet
Joe is just another textbook techno-narcissist who is unable to comprehend the codependency of scientific/technological advancement and cheap energy.
Like, he's so obsessed with conspiract that you'd think he might pick up on that one.
I wish he would let his guests talk more and just crack jokes like he used to and stop making all these ridiculous esoteric postulations that constantly contradict each other.
>>67368980
but the maatjes bro. im not even dutch and i love maatjes.
>>67369039
>le eggs are le unhealthy
i know it's bait but it triggers me every time
>>67367738
ONE OF US
>Miesha doesn't like chocolate
Cucks and nig nogs BTFO.
>>67369085
it's not the eggs it's the keto.
CARB THE FUCK UP
>>67369015
Leftists are importing them
>>67369039
Keto and Paleo are the healthiest diets and switching them up would probably be the smartest thing you can do longterm.
>>67368710
I liked Rogaine's podcast when I first started listening to it but the problem is that he's so repetitive. He brings on people that have no hope of talking for 3 fucking hours straight and still being interesting so he always has to fall back on the DUDE WEED STEM ALIEN CELLS LMAO filler material.
>>67369015
We had a pretty big part in starting slavery. Alot of colonies. Most of them come here and just get wellfare since they have an automatic dutch citizenship and the wellfare is like 1300 euros which is more then they get in their home countries when they work.
is mewvment bs?
>>67369123
The JRE with Steve-O was dope
>>67369143
it's the worst meme of 2015
>>67369025
Im lucky im 6'4" with alot of experience and im 280-290 lbs~. These guys where about 5'8" and 160lbs or something. They started it. I got off my bike. In hind sight i should have continued riding my bike like a dutchie. They triggered me by saying shit like yeah continue riding on you white pussy like you all do~. When i got within 10 ft i saw they quickly had keys between their fingers so they could play wolverine in a fight. Didnt work out for them though but i could have lost an eye or something if i fucked up.
>>67369105
>CARB THE FUCK UP
reddit.com
Am I crazy or am I sensing some attraction to Rogan on Miesha's part?
>>67369049
I unironically have no idea what you are talking about. Probably some south of holland shit im from the far north.
>>67369206
She talks flirty to everybody but howdy honda housey. Its make of what makes her hot desu
>its a Joe talks about 12 to 6 elbows episode
>>67369167
no it was not, I never listened to it but I heard Steve-O on TFATK and he is not someone worth listening to for 3 hours.
DUDE OPIATES AND SELF HARM LAMA AYYO
DUDE TOTALLY RANDOM
DUDE COMEDIAN NOW LMAO
not much to say
>>67369237
Me on the right
>>67367703
>what you say ese? you make fun of my viltigo? that's not cool holmes, step the fuck up
>>67369233
are you sure you're dutch?
miesha looks like an anime when she laughs
>>67369253
>UFC Commentator and long time combat sports fan discusses controversial topic regarding the profession of the guest he currently has on his podcast
you don't say
>>67369143
No. Movement is the new meta desu. Ito Portal is bs.
>Fabricio Werdum
>Jon Jones
>Conor McGregor
>Dominick Cruz
>Demetrious Johnson
All hold a belt thanks to their ability to control distance, control pace, stay balanced, stay light on their feet, be agile, etc.
new thread with 120+ posts already? damn you guys are moving fast
>Everyone starting a podcast
Browsing /heem/ between events
1. search "claudia"
2. that's it
what does Miesha smell like?
>>67369200
What are some good exercises to get tall?
>tfw hiveminded with Rogan
>>67369302
this desu
>>67369371
>grow grow grow
>>67369299
Pretty sure. Tallness is quite a dutch feat. Im from Groningen. Most people i know are not that much into fish. South of holland/ Mid holland are more into fish imo.
>>67369370
Brian Caraway
>>67369371
inverted hangs
>>67369370
Vanilla. Like every other hot girl.
>>67369420
What do hot boys smell like?
>>67369399
the five pillars of dutchness are:
windmills
cheese wheels
maatjes
tulips
wooden shoes
plz learn ur own culture
>>67369441
>He thinks they read what you write
>>67369371
I guess its just genetics and whatever they put in the water here or something since everyone is so tall here. When i was a kid growing up i wanted to have a deep voice and be tall and have a fairly sized dick. Did well on all 3. Should have wanted/wished for being rich as fuck and having a low % bodyfat since i missed out on those. Pretty sure im top 5 deepest voices on /heem/. Actually voice acted earlier this week for the first time. Was just for some small shit for a skyrim mod people i know are making but still.
>>67369371
Sleep a lot
Stretch a lot
>>67369451
you're forgetting frikandellen
>>67369441
Yeah the new janny is a fuckin bender
Banned me for posting a heem webm because it was "nsfw"
In fucking heem
>>67369451
I was talking about genetic feats. Cheese wheels is also more Gouda ish i guess. I love cheese though. Cheese and dairy products are real dutch i guess? Eating chocolate sprinkles on bread isnt common in other countries as far as i know. Eating raw haring i guess. I had wooden shoes growing up. Its not like alot of people actually wear it, more of a lol never wearing these. I know a guy (hes from the south though) who only wears wooden clogs.
>>67369496
Jannies can't ban.
>>67369523
You think theres tranny jannies?
>>67369511
>I know a guy (hes from the south though) who only wears wooden clogs.
Im howling lads. Fuckin continentals lmao
>Chris Wade says he's a terrible matchup for Khabib and that Khabib wouldn't be able to take him down
Almost as delusional as your average /heem/
Joe needs to stfu
>>67369206
lots of sexual tension
>>67369560
People who wear that shit are usually looked down upon alot. Like you can own a pair and wear them to enterain tourists and perpetuate the stereotype. If you really wear clogs or klompen in our language ur usually sub 100 IQ
>>67369399
>Im from Groningen
Give de Leeuw pls
>>67369116
>Keto and Paleo are the healthiest diets
except that high fat high protein diets are proven to cause a shitload of disease m8
>>67369462
>the water here
Pls send some dutch water to america.
We need it like brits need semen
>>67369560
what are wooden clogs?
>>67369601
Actually met him a couple of times in local supermarket. Pretty cool guy. Hes based af with his goals. Good guy. We need a new Robben/Suarez though. Guess Tadic is doing ok @ sunderland
>>67369479
i am literally basing that list on a donald duck goes to holland book i read as a child and it did not have frkandel in it so that doesn't make the cut.
>>67369511
>raw haring
that's pretty much maatjes (although it's brined)
you know the in the mid 19th century the dutch were the shortest country in europe and now they are the tallest. furthermore non-ethnic-dutch people who are born/raised in the netherlands are taller on average than their co-ethnics in other countries. like a dutch-moroccan is taller than a french-morroccan. i have a chinese dutch friend who says that dutch people are so tall because all they eat is cheese. which kind of makes sense, it's got a lot of fat, protein, and calcium which you need as a kid and teenager to grow.
>>67369206
>>67369585
Aaaand Rogan just lost her.
>>67369451
replace maatjes or whatever the fuck that is with bicycles and your list is accurate
9-10
10-8
9-10
9-10
=
37-38
>it was tied up going into the fifth round
>>67369646
You still have Huws or it was only a loan ?
Great potential there imo
>Rogan choking up again
>>67369635
Dont know if its tinfoil hat shit but i heard that in america they put shit in the water that made americans more stout on average or something?
>>67369652
That cheese theory is actually a very god theory. It is what we put on our sandwiches 90% of the time. Yeah i assume Badr Hari is as tall as he is because he is raised here. I knew about that stat by the way. Im always kinda proud of these trivial weird things about The Netherlands since we are so small(Texas is 22 times as big as our country for example)
>>67369706
Huws? Where was he from?
>>67369668
Unironically 750.000 bicycles get stolen anually. Thats like 1/20 or 1/25 people a year or something .
>it's a Rogan missed his daily alpha brain dose episode
>>67369085
They are unhealthy
Cholesterol, saturated fat, animal proteins
All bad
>Joe Estrogan
>>67369748
>Huws
I meant Rusnak, my bad ! Got the names mixed up somehow
Is joe crying?
Rogan choking up left and right today lads
fuck big snout tate
post mackenzies
>>67369782
Oh yeah we bought him from City i think? Cambuur was renting him from City. He still plays here. 44 matches 6 goals. Not spectacular but we are suckin dicks this season.
OT: Did we already have picks for this weekends fight? Want my dutch boys to win. Atleast Overeem to have a title shot. JDS shouldnt have one after getting heemed so hard by Reem.
>>67369446
Degree Cool Rush deodorant and antiperspirant.
ARE YOU A FIGHT FAN?
This fighter has maintained a roughly 1:1 KO to submission ration throughout his extensive career.
This fighter has never won a title yet ranks in the top 3 in octagon time.
This fighter is the youngest to obtain 5 Fight of the Night bonuses, just 2 shy of the record.
This is the only fighter with 8 knockout (not TKO) victories in the UFC.
>>67369887
>I will never titty fuck Ms Dern
>>67369551
Fockoffff haters!!
>>67369551
>>67369551
Is Ronda not Rounda anymore?
>>67370036
literally feels worse than beating off
>>67369887
>insults miesha's nose
>posts grill with larger nose
>>67370028
Diego
>>67370186
Four separate questions, bucko.
I do love Diego though.
>>67370028
>8 knockout (not TKO) victories in the UFC
Does this even exist?
>>67367384
This is the best OP picture for /heem/ I've seen in a long time.
>>67370310
>John McCain finally admitting that if MMA was around when he was young he would have tried that shit.
MANDRAMA BTFO
I feel like Rogan is trying to project his own insecurities on Miesha.
why do people overrate Chris Weidman so much
>>67370310
Yeah could be. I dunno i usually just pound that shit out. Never had a good bj, based on the fact i never came from one. Watch porno and deepthroats and shit look amazing as fuck. Irl bitch suckin it not rly into it and after 3 mins complains her jaw hurts. Fighting and fucking is when you feel most alive imo though.
>>67370407
Beacause he's their boy.
>>67370310
>having a long enough penis to do that
reeeee
>>67368773
pussied out
or doesn't want to do media anymore
>>67367424
why haven't they tested this whooore? She's obviously gassed beyond the gills
>ufc star gossip
Holy shit Ronda is a cunt
ronda confirmed wife status
Shit, how was Rogan's podcast with Tate?
Rounda roid-raged on Paige.
Someone post the Holly Ronda heem pls
>>67370540
Damn hue's always using PED's
as if I got another reason to hate Ronda l m a o
>>67370571
what's she done now
>>67370595
Not over
>>67370310
That's not physically possible.
>>67370631
cursed out PvZ for congratulating Holly for beating Ronda
>>67369441
you deserved it
stop shitting up threads with your /pol/ shit
>>67370595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
>>67370667
>>67370633
Thanks lads, tuning in
Missed anything good so far? Rewinded back 5 mins
>>67370600
for reals...Dana's spaghetti spilling crush on this little boy is paying off
>>67370648
>tfw we will never see Ronda toss around 115ers
>>67370695
Yes, very good interview. Miesha is very endearing. I recommend watching the whole thing later.
You think Ronda was just jealous PvZ was rising up?
>>67370721
>tfw imagining Ronda at 125 on weigh in day
>>67370696
Why would an athlete who wants to be THE BEST in what he does want to cheat to win? I wonder how fighters justify it to themselves to take PED's. Knowing that they just arent good enough if they dont take the stuff. Must be embaressing.
>>67370695
Miesha doesn't like black guys.
>>67370765
I might do that, ta, I'm often doing jack shit anyway
>>67369765
>the vegan meme
Time to take your pills because your diet can't give you enough nutrients.
>>67370789
If you're fighting with a knife against people who have swords, you'd probably want to get yourself a sword.
>>67370540
she just has abs
>>67370801
i never thought i would say this...but I want housey back so she can send this goofy ho back to the prelims.
Nose jokes aside: she shouldnt even be sniffing the belt at this point
>>67370801
miesha is unironically a cleaned up northwest front seattle nazi
i love her for it
>>67370841
abs of a bodybuilder
will ronda be mad at rogan for being nice to miesha?
>>67370841
what about that voice?
>>67370907
Every Brazilian girl has that voice.
>>67370882
ronda's secret is that she's always mad
and sad
having ur dad kill himself will do that to u
>>67370871
tyrone detected
>>67370924
>girl
ok
>>67370637
Come here and I'll show you
post religious walkout songs
no nashids edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy9nwe9_xzw
>>67370310
Phil Davis is one gums mcgoof looking dude
>>67370881
>>67370907
>>67370841
Are these pre or post usada pics?
>>67370838
In general though. Must be embaressing knowing the world adores you and assumes you are the greatest when all you have is the greatest doctor. Would be so much better without hues(or just PED babys in general) or just roid them to the gills all of them and have it be a kind of equal playing field.
>>67370407
He heemd Anderson silva in his 10th professional fight. It gives high expectations.
>>67370810
Thats called the meme of science, monkeyboy
>>67370985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA
>>67370407
Because they don't realize how shitty the MW division is
>miesha singing that shit from lamb chop
>we should grapple some time
Miesha and Rogan are literally having sex
miesha trying to get that big onnit cock
>hey joe, get in my guard.
>>67370985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhRT2LsgIB8
>>67370841
I'd fucking kick the shit out of her for getting sweat all over that comfy chair.
>>67367869
that's beautiful, man.
>>67371174
I just realized that she's the female version of Andre Fili.
>>67371129
joe is one lucky man
let
>>67371174
you'll do nuttin yeh
>>67370841
And giant delts, traps, a stump neck, and man voice
>>67371221
and an adam's apple
>>67371211
I'd bounce her head off da ca-ca-canvas, righ.
>>67371221
>>67371240
fugg you guys
>>67371240
and a penis
>>67371174
>Getting that turned on by Nate Diaz.
kinda bored
request some webms for me to make if you want
>>67371263
>That ain't Nate Diaz.
>She was fucking doing it at the sight of every single male on that card.
>>67371269
can you make a webm of you killing yourself
I'd suck Claudia's clitdick
>>67371259
>looks like it's 5 feet away lol
I hate people who know nothing about guns.
You might be a Fight Fan™ if you ____________
>>67371269
make a webm of you going to winston salem pussy
>>67371292
>I hate people
FTFY
>>67371221
>>67371240
And beautiful hair, a graceful gait, and a warm personality.
>>67371292
I hate cucks too.
>>67371310
>a graceful gait
are you a horse breeder or something?
Rogan: "Cain at his best was the greatest of all time."
>>67371296
Actually pay to watch this sport.
>>67371296
__pay for Fightpass.
>>67371269
make a webm of ariel calling cheick kongo sexy and rampage's reaction
>>67371292
>irish
>knowledgeable about guns
IRA pls go
>>67371296
Brand all of your hotdogs before consumption
>>67371328
>Sea-level Cain
>>67371328
>Heavyweights
>>67371296
Are willing to ruin your sleep schedule for mediocre cards in Singapore and Croatia.
Now Miesha is disparaging foreigners.
She just gets more and more perfect.
>>67371328
>only fought Brock, Bigfoot, and JDS in his prime
http://youtu.be/eJ_AG3vITyA
>>67371299
dude i was in winston salem yesterday and you were nowhere to be found
had a few beers at the village tavern since you wouldnt show up
>>67371376
Have they talked about Honda yet? Did Rogan tear up?
you're in the club and this guy comes over and slaps your gf on the ass, what do you do? keep in mind he's a manlet and posts in mma threads on an anime inspired sports imageboard.
Vinny Megalesh
>>67371374
Bitch pls, ONE FC is the shit
>>67371415
Rounda cussed out PVZ for congratulating Holly on twitter.
14 bongs until the chongs
>>67371410
bro you know i don't live in winston salem, right? it's halfway between us. you have to tell me when you're gonna be there, not run away and tell me you were there after the fact.
>>67371452
oh yes.
>>67371452
>>67371441
Good body. Chin looks weak though.
>>67371328
>not fedor
what a casual cuck
>>67371468
you're such a pussy, come to mayberry right now and i'll heem you quick
>>67371503
you agreed months ago to meet in winston salem and now you're babbling about fighting outside your meth shack in the woods. get it together.
>dismortified
>>67371503
>>67371468
Post pics. Atleast height and weight and martial art experience. Somehow im more biased for Rory Fan.
what's he thinking, heem?
isnt simon marcus fighting soon?
>miesha's offensive asian accent
This podcast has it all.
>>67371552
>Somehow im more biased for Rory Fan
>Biased towards a tripfag
>>67371552
>height
>mattering
top kek
>>67371529
dude you said you wanted to fight in the harris teeter parking lot
you're bullshitting unless you want to get arrested
lets fight in my backyard, no cops just 1 on 1
dont be scared homie
>>67371553
Nothing, because he has killed all of his
brain cells with drugs and alcohol.
>Miesha is now the Kung Fu Panda and Shifu was her trainer
>>67371623
>watching little kid movies
Condit with the memes
>>67370985
anyone else hate mark hunt? terrible fighter and such an ignorant person.
>>67371639
>not watching kid movies
Zootopia is the best movie I've seen recently m8
Would you like to see will Brooks in the UFC?
>>67371650
I started hating him after that video where he throws shit at those monkeys. Totally unnecessary.
>>67371566
I think up to a point in does. Especially if it influences reach. Literally why i said height and weight. a guy whos 5'9 and 200 lbs vs a 6'2 170 lbs guy id probably give it to the smaller guy. Weight matters more i guess. Maybe im biased cause im 6'4?
>>67371659
Who he play for?
>>67371665
I bet you eat animal products
>miesha will never make you cry
>>67371672
thanks i've never seen that
>starfishing Miesha
lol
You know the dudes who lost to her just didn't want to hurt her.
>>67371639
>not enjoying sweet heems in animation form
come on lad, heems are heems
>>67371718
Explains why they were so demoralized that they quit the team. Moron.
>>67371734
According to her.
>>67371718
I'd literally kill her with any punch.
i would have done this to miesha
>>67371649
>The butthurt this will cause.
>>67371758
Does this guy just have something against Turkey?
>>67371758
did he die?
>>67370407
He is one of the best fighter p4p, that's why.
>>67371552
6'2"
195 lbs
4 years muay thai, haven't trained for 2 years
did two smokers and won both
>>67371571
lol no one will give a fuck, i'll end you in under a minute. or why dont you come to MY backyard in greensboro?
>>67371707
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EFN is the fucking king of memes.
>>67371758
>tfw you could paralyze a "p4p top 15 fighter in the world" in 10 seconds
>>67371758
>>67371782
>serbia removing kebab from consciousness
it's like pottery
>>67371805
Rory's gonna have to be pretty big too or id definetly give you the advantage. Your winning my heart here america. Tall and kickboxer. You sure you aint got any dutch in you?
>>67371808
Is that Yulia Timoshenko?
>>67371758
>tfw you will never choke a t*rk to death
>>67371758
That is a man planning ahead for his MMA career.
>>67371829
Anyone else hoping Rory beats the fuck out of Wonderboy?
>>67371650
>terrible fighter
KEK
He semi-/heem/d Werdum and gave JDS a good bash. Moron.
>>67371650
>This motherfucker.
>Being American.
>>67371818
>>67371836
I would castrate you if you said that in front of me. :^)
>>67371672
>Mark Hunt didn't quit half dead.
>McGregor tapped after getting boxed up by a guy he talked all kinds of shit and gave less than 11 days to train.
Jesus does you good.
>>67371842
I dunno im a big fan of Rory. I like wonderboys shit too as memey as his style is. Hype train is going to die hard if Rory wrestlefucks him like he did Nate Diaz.
>>67371842
yes
>>67371842
Rory is my boy.
He's going to wrestlefuck Wonderboy to death.
>>67371830
No it's that guy's mom. She was in his corner. She also did some weird traditional dance between rounds in the middle of the cage. And she bitched the ref out at the end of the fight on camera because he called the fight off thinking her son was choked out when he wasn't.
One of the best fights ever to be honest.
Has this Rogan podcast died for anyone else?
>>67371876
Have at thee, roach
I'd let Rory teach my kid martial arts. I wouldn't let Stephen Thompson.
Who will be Welterweight champion in 2017
>>67371876
post proof you are turk
>>67371388
>3 opponents in his last 6 fights
>>67371876
Whos the best german fighter? Siver? Weidman based on his last name german would be my guess.
>>67371876
You couldn't castrate me because I'd literally choke you to death
>>67371876
"Koksal running with knife.jpg"
>>67371931
Conor McGregor
>>67371842
Rory is the most autistic fighter in the UFC. He's a reddit fighter.
The whole LE RED KING thing is awkward as fuck and the worst nickname in all of MMA.
I respect him as a fighter and for fighting in one of the best fights of all time, but hooooooly shit I pray that Wondermeme memes him out.
>>67371917
That poor bastard.
>>67371930
>Wanting your kid to be a psychotic killing machine instead of a popular marketable kicking machine.
>>67371876
>turks are just bastard sons of greek settlers, armenians, and persians
>but think they are central asian conquerors
>>67371961
>He's a reddit fighter.
Literally what does that even mean?
>>67371961
>He's a reddit fighter.
What?
>>67371927
>>67371927
heem plz
>>67371950
not the german you asked but probaly weichel right now, then siver > sobotto > my boy nick hein
>>67367424
>definition of feminine penis
>it's a crying Joe episode
will nick come back the same after his suspension?
i'm honestly the biggest diaz fan on here, nick has been my favorite fighter for nearly a decade
but all i see is him partying in vegas and shit, hardly ever anyting of him training
i worry that he wont be as good when he comes back
nick used to hate vegas and all that shit when he was at his best, see pic related
spent the last 10 minutes looking for the interview where he said that, i remember seeing it years ago
>>67371973
>implying I dn't know that Turks are rightful owners of anatolia, i.e. descendants of people that always lived here
All you're doing is weakening the case of butthurt former subjects of the Ottoman Empire that want Turks to be sent back to Central Asia.
>>67371981
>>67371998
After Chris "Reddit" Camozzi and Ben "Who Gives A Fuck" Nguyen, Rory is reddit's favourite fighter.
It means you get retarded autistic shit like pic related
>>67372026
>tfw no son and no father
>>67367489
god that pole gets my dick hard
>>67371945
Türkce mi konusayim? :^)
>>67371805
you'll do nothing and if you want to fight the champ you come to the champ
you're a nobody you goof trying to make your name off me, you better get a training camp cuz you're gonna need it
i'm 5'11.5 and 187 pounds, your stats mean nothing to me
>>67372037
>if reddit likes something than i have to hate it
youre the one whos autistic m8
>>67372031
yeah I have him on snapchat as well, dude is partying every night. I always thought he was an extreme antisocial autist.
>>67371961
>he's a reddit fighter
>i hope wondermeme memes him to memeville like the meme loving memester that he is
calm down autist
>>67372064
redditors are plebs tho
>>67372035
>caring about any of that bullshit
rootless, insecure turkling detected
>>67372012
Germany is a pretty big country though. You'd expect bigger names. Compare Deutschland to our country in size and population but we have more notable name fighters. Then again we did revolutionize kickboxing so clealry theres gonna be more dutch names there. Underwhelming in UFC though. Only Overeem and Struve. Wrestling should be a bigger then in The Netherlands. Like in the TUF conor was a coach in. Dutch guys show up act mega arrogant cause of kickboxing and just get dominated in wrestling.
>>67372037
>Rory is reddit's favourite fighter.
And who gives a fuck.
Roy is the fucking lunatic who went five rounds with Lawler with a broken nose.
I don't give a shit who likes him, I like the guy.
>>67372053
>.5
top kek m8
I could delete your chin
How does this make you feel?
>>67372052
i need a brown hand with a timestamp
>>67372064
I don't hate him because reddit loves him, I hate him because reddit loving him means stupid horseshit like this gets associated with him.
>>67372084
When did this meme of anti Turkism originate? Aren't you ashamed of being Russian sockpuppets?
>>67372131
>America
>Russian sockpuppets
Nigga what?
>>67372122
Turks are pretty light skinned.
You're an imbecile if you believe /pol/.
PS: Kurds are way more dark skinned than Turks.
>>67372053
Wait are there two Rory fans? I thought Rory fan was a brit. You should do what Lithuania and Estonia were supposed to do. a /heem/ off.
Height and weight are pretty close. Any of you two do any wrestling or ground game stuff? I assume the odds are bigger since wrestling is something done in high school so you do better then the avg kickboxer i suppose?
My big bro is having a psychotic break and is about to be institutionalized again. Feels really bad man.
>>67372119
(you)
>>67372093
yea it's a shame, especially since germany had some good kickboxers aswell, some of them who actually went into mma in early pride days, but because of politics and media germany lacks like 10 years mma evolution, but because the ufc actually bought the media here and now its mostly positiv press im sure germany will produce some champion level fighters like in boxing.
>>67372148
Cucks towards the Russian bull then. YOu get my point.
>>67369336
Implying basic fighting concepts equate to le monkey mewvment meme
>>67372124
so you hate him because some kid thinks he's cool? lol
>>67372159
dude calm him down, whats he doing?
maybe give him a gentle heem
>>67372124
And?
Anyone elses JRE pause when Miesha is talking about wrestling?
>>67372152
>Turks are pretty light skinned
it varies. some are very light, some are very dark. average is fairly dark in my experience, which isn't much just a bunch of turkish international studens (~30).
anatolia is rightful kurdish, armenian, and greek clay though. turks are a made up ethnicity/nationality with no place on god's earth. it's why they are so insecure.
>>67372093
btw dutch bro, dont they train mma at golden glory?
has holland made the transition from kickboxing to mma or are most of the guys still going into kickboxing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEV3zZAtI6A
post dank diaz
>>67372195
yes, it's dead for me.
>>67371842
Not happening, bud
>le stand in front of Robbie and bang ma
Good luck pulling that shit on Wondermeme
>>67371876
w-watch out guys
>>67372053
>.5
>when will they learn?
banter
>>67372159
Good.
seeing hendricks lose to wonderboy crushed me i really hope rory pulls it off
>>67372184
He is bi polar and is having paranoid delusions.
>>67372322
A couple weeks ago I showed my uncle a fight on TV and 30 seconds in he said holy crap this commentator is annoying (rogan)
>>67372195
yes
>>67372323
T-thanks
>>67372392
psychiatric wards generally aren't bad at all, if anything they're just boring. it's not like the 1950s.
he needs to stay on meds (keep trying new ones until he finds ones that somewhat work) and never drink or do illegal drugs
>>67372210
I think they still do. MMA still isnt nearly as big as kickboxing is.
>>67372346
I don't understand how anyone can be a Hendricks fan.
>>67372392
Does he smoke meth?
>>67367550
You don't pronounce the N. So it's Gannoo
>>67372416
DUDE
SENSORY DEPRIVATION TANK
LMAO
>>67372496
she was pretty likeable for a sheboon
>>67372416
how short is he
>>67372496
YOU AIN'T TOUCHING SHIT NIGGA
>>67372489
He denies his diagnosis even though multiple doctors have said the same thing and he refuses medication because he hates how he feels on it. It's one of those easier said than done things.
>>67372506
No
>>67372510
You still pronounce the N. It's pronounced like iN-GAN-OO.
>>67372496
I wouldn't let her in my house unless she was repairing something. I just really hate Wonderboy because he's a complete phony.
>>67372416
reminder that rogan jerks off, cums on his belly, throws his shirt back on, lets it dry, and hugs his kids
>>67372559
sperm is good for the skin m8
>>67372552
Yeah well you should probably distance yourself from him before he thinks you're a demon and kills you in your sleep.
>>67372593
I've got good locks on my doors.
>>67372552
What do you say to him?
>>67372575
You're really asking for someone to make a joke about how your Mom keeps her good looks. I assume that you know this.
>>67372602
but do you have a good door on your lock? seriously, how sturdy is your door? what side are the hinges on?
>>67372214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTmlZZh8tyA
>>67372169
>lol a turk calling Americans scared of Russian when they shit their pants when the see Ruskis
can you please tell me turkroach about how England saved you from the Russians
the level of this shitposting
fuggggggggggg
>>67372621
Not everyone here is a degenerate m8
>>67371650
>its the i hate hunto americuck
literally gay u r
>>67372656
Why do people call him hunto?
>>67372650
this is typical when a joe rogan podcast is on
>>67372659
you can literally see the manlet rage in joe's eyes.
>HOW DARE YOU BE TALLER THAN ME
>>67372659
is he standing on an incline?
>>67372650
Why is Aldo crying in that picture?
>>67372674
nippon
>>67372695
cuz he just got dunked on
>>67372674
Got his start in K1 and Pride.
So the Japs would pronounce his name that way.
>>67372559
I've really never been able to square this little fact up with reality. It goes against everything I know about human behaviour. Unless he's barely cumming anything at all, but even then. It's just some of the filthiest, most degenerate shit I have ever heard of a person doing.
>>67372621
If you want to troll me by saying my mom looks good I think I'll be able to deal with it
getting in nick diaz's head and understanding his mindset is so dank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osas4gTnUcw
next video i'm bout to post is dank
>>67372616
About what I think? Ive told him that he needs to get help multiple times especially and hes been in and out of the institute multiple times over the past 4 years or so.It's not a subject i can bring up every day and maintain a good relationship with him though if he is already having his paranoia reinforced by the whole rest of the world identifying him as a crazy.
>>67372685
>this is typical all the time*
FTFY
>>67372654
>implying that jizzing on yourself is not degenerate
>let alone jizzing on yourself and not cleaning it off
>>67372729
Okay.
lads, I was listening to JRE from the start but it went offline
how long does it take for it to go back up usually?
>>67372750
maybe you should stop calling him crazy and start being his friend. dont prove him right about you, you fucking g man motherfucker i know youre in on it fuck you
>>67372650
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>>67371805
do you smoke weed dude?
>>67372792
Im using crazy to say the way he thinks the world perceived him and how, unfortunately, people label those with mental illness. I don't call him crazy.
>>67372811
the rest of the world doesn't even think about him
if he's psychotic that means he literally is crazy lol
>>67372730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-xaluE3pK0
"that's what i need to portray to my adversary, that i'ma fuckin' kill you."
>>67372805
>implying this is a pipe
>>67372805
>>67372832
Are you employed?
i dont believe in most mental illnesses, they're created by the pharmaceutical industry to push pills and make money
your brother is probably fine and just see things the way they really are while you and you're family are sheep>>67372811
>>67372856
Are you employed?
>>67372864
No
>>67372864
schizophrenia is real it physically destroys brain tissue
and it doesn't matter how the outside world treats you, you're going to see things that aren't there, hear things that aren't being said, and perceive threats that don't exist
they only thing science can do right now is put you on antipsychotic drugs, which is a hell of a lot better than what would be done to you at any other time in human history
>>67372895
i said most, i believe in skitso and alzheimers and retardation and shit
the others are made up for millenial pussies to feel better about themselves and blame something for the lame ass lifes while the pharmaceutical companies make money
anyway back to mma
why are the diaz bros the best at hyping fights?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZLhdbVz4ag
>>67372895
Since it's heritable we need to sterilize schizophrenics like Sweden did in the 1930s-50s.
>>67372916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiD8i_L7gYI
reminder that /heem/ picked conor to pick nate and bought into the mewvment meme and the pool noodle shit
>schizophrenia is real
good goyim
>>67368816
Bet that roach contained high quality protein and amino acids
>>67372916
>>67372953
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>>67372917
>tfw science wastes their time and money trying to find cures and treatments to impossible diseases
>we literally can breed tons of hereditary disorders out of our genepool in two generations
>>67371961
Rory is 4chan personified.
Why don't you train bodybuilding?
>>67373105
I do
Makin solid gainz tbqh
don't wanna jinx it so i hit 3 times in wood
>>67373103
Krazy Horse is 4chan personified.
>>67373105
Is that Artem?
>>67373019
you seem upset, i'm a valuable and notable memer
of this society and you will put respeck on my name
>>67373105
on the gas
>>67373131
his arms look normal to me. are you a gorilla or something?
>>67373127
Krazy Horse is lolrandumcrazy
Rory is autistic, repressed serial killer (aka 4chan)
>>67373134
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>>67373146
Roxanne Modafferi is 4chan personified desu
And that pains me to say that, I fucking hate her
R8 my OC
>>67373158
rob mccullough was GOAT
>>67372659
manlets got it rough
>>67373158
always fun to watch olaf get heem'd
where when you when pickett was kill?
https://streamable.com/scy5
>>67372559
this can't be real...
how can he do that to our princess /heem/?
>>67373350
>our princess
He does that to his daughters, not Claudia
>>67373365
>man
>princess
good one
>>67373228
>No cat sidekick for phil.
Fucking failure.
>>67373424
NEW
Could she heem you /heem/?
>>67373429
No, I'd never let her get close.
>>67373428
why the fuck do you goofs do this like 15-20 posts early?
do you get some odd satisfaction from being the op of a /heem/ thread?
is that why there's thread wars?
fucking goofs
>>67373635
>says he, as he tripfags for attention on a mongolian cartoon discusion website
tippity top kek
>>67373635
>is that why there's thread wars?
Yes
Although 15 posts early is not that bad, some dick created threads 50 posts early recently
>>67373635
Says the fucking namefag.
I'm making an exception here, but I never reply to namefags because they're fucking namefags and that's as autistic and attention-hungry as it fucking gets. I know for a fact you've never kissed a girl and that you smell terrible. Your hair is bad, you aren't fit and you pop your pimples. You're disgusting and you will never amount to the most average of expectations.
>>67373859
bit rude
>>67373859
say that to his face fucker not online see what happens
>>67373877
tripfags are pretty cancerous desu
PVZ confirmed best girl
>>67373894
there is literally nothing wrong with using a trip
if anything it's better, if you don't like the person you can just filter them
>>67373954
used to think you were a good lad Italy.
>>67373954
kill yourself
>>67373992
just objectively true m8
>>67373954
>being this new
Great thread.
>>67372200
>anatolia is rightful kurdish, armenian, and greek clay though. turks are a made up ethnicity/nationality with no place on god's earth. it's why they are so insecure.
Protip: stay out of thing which you have no knowledge about. Kurds never had a nation throughout all of their history. This place has been Turkish since 1071.
How can Turks be a made up nation if they have their own language? Moron.
You know how we treat vermin that seeks to take our clay, right? Don't think the American flag next to your name protects you.
New thread when
>>67374060
see >>67373428
this is the shitposting thread
>>67372200
>average is fairly dark in my experience
Trust me, those were Arabs or Kurds. Turks aren't that dark at all. Chinky, maybe.
>>67374052
>their own language
nope, language from central asia imposed on them through elite dominance. the real turks are kazakhs, uighurs, uzbeks, tuvans, kyrgyz etc.
>Kurds
Kurds are a nation without a country. Don't confuse the two. Turkey is a country without a [real] nation, just a hodgepodge of peoples who pretend that they have a shared history. That history being a historical fiction.
>>67374090
i actually knew most of them and they were turks. actually the two lightest people were half-tatar.
>>67369681
1st and 3rd RD were 10-10.
>>67374228
not on any of the judge's scorecards
>>67372659
I could heem Joe
>>67373907
She'd be a 10 with a good nose job and upper arm lipo
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