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How retarded do these guys feel now? Literally fired right before
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How retarded do these guys feel now? Literally fired right before your team wins the premierl eagle because you filmed yourself getting your buttholes tounged by thai hookers and being racist. Not to mention one of them was the son of the manager who also got fired. They probably hate each other.

Who else has JUSTed themselves this hard in sport?
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Jordan Veretout had offers from Aston Villa and Leicester this summer and chose Aston Villa
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>you now remember when the video first emerged and everyone was mirin Pearson Juniors cock
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>>67340206
2 of them are doing alright. Hopper has made 31 appearances for his new side already, and Smith has made 44 and got promoted to league one. Pearson jr. has only 15.

They would have probably eventually got released anyway, so other than the indignity and damaged reputation, their career paths probably haven't been dramatically different.
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smith's girlfriend a couple of weeks before bumgate, ahahah.
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the middle guy has such an ugly britbong face, i'm sick of seeing it
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Without their action Ranieri won't came to Leicester
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>>67340206
>Who else has JUSTed themselves this hard in sport?
Aaron hernandez
>have only been in the league for 3 years, but already one of the best young players in the league at your position
>catch a touchdown in the superb owl
>play alongside a future hall of fame QB
>a superbowl championship is just a matter of time (team was absolutely stacked), and with it will come crazy sponsorship deals, fame and chicks flocking to you
>murder a guy for a bag of weed and two other guys for bumping into you at a nightclub because PCP made you a paranoid psychopath
>locked up for life
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>>67340350
Enjoying rimjobs is a sign of a closet gay. Real men only get rimjobs to humiliate the girl.
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>>67340843
>Germany in charge of the psychosexual analysis of analplay.
Never change Hans, never change.
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>>67340206
Edwin valero. pro boxer with 27wins 27 KO's was on the cusp of becoming a mega star in boxing. Got high and killed his wife then hung himself.
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>>67340206
>>67340350
How fucking retarded do you have to be to film that shit
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>>67340350
Who posted the video?
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>>67340971

They were probably shitfaced or coked out. Bad decisions are made in those states
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>>67340206
>How retarded do these guys feel now?
I'd imagine they feel pretty great. Without them, Pearson would never have got sacked. They indirectly caused Leicester to win the league. They sacrificed themselves.
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Aranguiz is still the biggest retard of all. Leicester offered him MORE money than he accepted to play in the bendersliga for Bayer Neverkusen.
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>>67341121
>team offers more money than a German CL participant
>muh from rags to riches story
Something doesn't fit together
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>>67340206
Leicester would not have won the league had this not happened, the chain of events needs to be exactly the same.
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eiffel FOOKIN Towuh
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>>67341157
Leicester are quite well off financially. Their owner is a Thai multi millionaire remember. I agree that the "underdogs" meme has gone too far.
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>>67341243
>Thai multi millionaire
He's worth about $2bn according to Forbes
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>>67341243
the underdog tale isnt directly related to the club's wealth

When teams like Chelsea, Manchester City & PSG become "underdog" champions they already had bought international players like Cech, Makelele, Carvalho, Drogba, Robben, Zabaleta, Dzeko, Kolarov, Aguero, Nasri, Silva, Clichy, Balotelli, Toure, Tevez, Savic, Thiago Silva, Ibrahimovic, Lavezzi, Pastore, Moura, Motta, Beckham, Verratti, van der Wiel, etc


The most important players Leicester bought were Inler (barely relevant), Fuchs, Okazaki (from fk traktor) and Kante y Mahrez (from french second division, which is like a third division).
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>>67340869
Kek
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>>67340342
He really does. It's the type of face you'd just love to smack
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>>67340206
they wouldn't have won the league if it wasn't for the thai orgy
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>>67341699
They owe it all to tongued buttholes.

Surprised that's not a Van Gaal quote.
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>>67340888
Not sure that counts as a JUST. Sounds more like he had some serious mental health issues.
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>>67342051
Nah, he just fucked up
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Webm or link to video?
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>>67340241
BEE LOWN THEE FUCK OUT DAMN
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>>67340342

he looks like the kind of cunt who gets rimmed by a thai hooker while racily insulting her
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>>67340869
this was actually pretty funny to read lad
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>>67340843
Agreed. What man lets somebody play with his asshole? Mine exists for one purpose only, and that purpose is to expel waste.
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>>67340351
Couldn't believe it when i heard the first reports. Motherfucker is living a fantasy and fucked himself right into a life no parole sentence.
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>gf likes to give rimjobs
pls no
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>>67342906
PLS NO?

what is wrong with you
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>Danton was arrested and charged with conspiracy to commit murder. On July 16, 2004, he pled guilty to attempting to hire a hitman, who was actually a police dispatcher, to murder David Frost, his agent, and was sentenced by U.S. District Judge William Stiehl to seven-and-a-half years in a United States federal prison.

Obligatory: Johnny Handegg Manzlel is doing a pretty good job as we speak.
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>>67342873
A lot of guys will bump into him now.
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>>67343128
maybe he's not a degenerate
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>>67343210
Enjoy never understanding that women are all dirty sluts and cant wait to do things like that.
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>>67343207
Whoever takes him out will live forever in jailhouse lore where they are locked up.
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>>67343210
Everyone has fetishes anon. No shame in that. What, do you only have missionary sex under the blankets with the lights of?
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>>67343134
His agent probably sexually molested him. Danton is just some very dumb guy looking for an escape.
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>Who else has JUSTed themselves this hard in sport?

France national team
>Benzema
>Griezmann
>Ben Arfa
>Fekir
>Gameiro
>Lacazette
>Ben Yedder
>Martial
>Coman
>Ribery
>Gignac

But our starting nine will be

>Olivier Giroud
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>>67343315
I used to laugh but now it's just sad.
>Choosing Giroud over ben arfa and Gignac
I went to Jihad for less than that
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What did you faggots say about me?
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>>67340206
But it's not like these guys played much in the first team anyway. So even if this never happened, then they would still be in a club that just won the title even though they probably didn't get any appearances and not getting a medal.

Also, if this have never happened, then Pearson would probably still have his job, and because of that, I doubt that he would do the same with the club like where the club is at now. His antics would do more harm than good and last season proves that at times.

If anything, you could say that it's more of a JUST with Pearson getting sacked mainly for that because he's more involved with the club than those younger guys.
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>>67340206
the only retard here is you
if that didn't happen lestah wouldn't have been champions
pic related on the other hand
>play in the most popular and media favorited team in the country
>elected 2nd best gk of the league
>J cesar has no morale after screwing up in 2010 wc
>decides to murder former wife because he wouldn't pay her 10k of his 400k monthly salary in alimony

he'd probably be in the 23 squad in 2014 if wasn't for that
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>>67343207
Nah, Aaron Hernandez doesn't look like the type to get his shot pushed in, if that's what you mean. He'll be fine
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>>67343128
Why would I want somebody touching my asshole. No thanks.
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>>67340323

Why would you ever date a professional athlete?

There is a 100% they will cheat on you and there's nothing you can do about it.
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>>67340342
this
He is the living stereotype of the dead eyed mongolic banterous LADcunt you'd like to beat to death.
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>>67341243
>I agree that the "underdogs" meme has gone too far.
In a way. Leicester have always been a decently supported club and has had runs. But this last two season form reversal is fucking insane. It's a football miracle.
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>>67346322
they're alpha and they achieved something
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>>67340244
damn thats big
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>>67349129
>implying they didn't win this one for their lads who couldn't be there with them
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>>67343224
What does that have to do with the fact that that's disgusting and if you want somebody licking your butthole you're a disgusting faggot?
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>>67347832
>infidelity = alpha
does that mean we are living in the most alpha age of recorded history? doesn't seem quite right if you compare men now to men of 50 years ago and beyond.
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>>67349398
Lmao 18 year old fucking pleb live moar
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>>67349129
underrated post tbf.
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>>67349129
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>>67349790
I'm good with sex and getting my dick sucked. I don't see why anyone would ever want their ass licked. That's disgusting and retarded if that's "living more" to you
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Not to the level of the players OP posted. But Check out the story of basketball player Karlton Hines.
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those three should get statues. In exactly that pose from the video.
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>>67340323
>kotecha

poo in loo
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>>67347832

I get the "appeal" but I don't get why these dumb broads are fine with getting cucked by their alpha athlete boyfriends.

Honestly I think it's vanity. I think these girls think they're so pretty that their alpha boyfriends aren't actually going to cheat on them, but I reckon ~95% of Pro Athletes cheat on their wives/girlfriends.
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>>67342105
http://meatspin.com
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>>67349129
top fuckin kek
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>>67349129
>Vardy tells Okezaki 'Oi Jap, parmigiano reggiano on'.
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>>67349919
someone will eventually make a statue of their title winning side, I'm sure
I hope some enterprising rogue artist will take your suggestion on board and one night sneak in those three in those poses alongside the triumphant images of mahrez, vardy, kanté, et al
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These guys literally saved the club.

None of this season would have happened if they hadn't made that video.
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>>67340241
Charles Aránguiz said 'no' to Leicester because he wanted to win titles.
Now he's at Neverkusen.
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>>67350225
This is where the chain of events really began.. insain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWSc3-NACSY
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>>67346770
we should change "Offseason" to "Asslicking time"
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>>67349129
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>>67350309
>>67350225

Leicester has really been through some shit

What a weird club
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>>67350225
>tfw every time you tell the story of the biggest upset in sport history you have to begin with "the old manager got fired because his son got his ass licked by some thai hookers"
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>>67349129
LOL
good post
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>>67349790
>making your girlfriend eat shit
>your girlfriend
>a person you regularly KISS on the MOUTH
>living

Not for long, if you are this risk-prone.
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>>67350639
As long as you keep it clean with enemas and a natural diet everything should be fine..
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>>67350810
>clean
>asshole

Pick one. There will always be feces in and around your sphincter. An enema doesn't help with that. Also, ENEMAS? You're telling me LIVING THE LIFE is about PUMPING WATER UP MY ASS SO I CAN HAVE SOMEONE LICK IT??? What went wrong in your childhood? Where did the scary man touch you?
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>>67341035

It's a bad decision to get to those states, mate.
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>>67350810
Are you out of your fucking mind?
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>>67350639
This is a strange post coming from Germany of all places
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>>67349129
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>>67349129
I gotta stop thinking everyone in southern Europe is inferior. What did I ever contribute to this board, fuck all desu.
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>>67350355
This is why its literal meme magic

ANY other team in the prem this year could have won it and it still wouldn't have been as impressive as Leicester
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>>67349129
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Post the video
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>>67349129
chat pineapple get banged
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>>67350265
>want to win titles
>go to Neverkusen
lol, what an idiot
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>>67340206
these fucking bastards are really vile, i always knew that everyone who engages in these group orgies is a fucking subhuman creature of darkness.
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>>67345557
his skull explains everything
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>>67349129

I might be a no-life autist who spends his free time shitposting on a Sudanese foodie board, but posts like this make it almost worth it.
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>>67349129
>'Oi Jap, parmigiano reggiano on
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When I was getting blown by a Japanese soapgirl she went towards my butthole but I backed away instinctively. Does that mean I give off gay vibes? I'm distraught over this.
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>>67357833
It means that Americans are insecure when it comes to butt stuff.
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>>67357833
she was probably going to press against your taint anon, it puts pressure on the prostate
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>>67358351

BAZOOPER
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>>67358351

I never knew Robert Mugabe browsed /sp/
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>>67349129
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>>67346322
she cheats on him with his friends and family
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>>67352631
>ANY other team in the prem this year could have won it and it still wouldn't have been as impressive as Leicester
I would be very impressed if Bournemouth had won it desu.
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>>67359137
If Villa had won I would've probably said the prem was as scripted as mandrama.
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>>67340250
except you know, winning the fucking championship, nothing else really matters.
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>>67349129

this may be the single greatest post in the storied history of the internet
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>>67343315

>Benzema
artistically justed

>Griezmann
seriously ?

>Ben Arfa
coming back too with Benzema fucked up

>Fekir
bad player anyway

>Gameiro
fustrating

>Lacazette
one good year and it's gone

>Ben Yedder
>Toulouse

>Martial
still young, wait

>Coman
still young, wait

>Ribery
cheh

>Gignac
shitty under pressure

>Giroud starting
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>>67349129
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>>67340351
Thats what he gets for being with a nog
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>>67340206

ever think that was the reason why they won?

Leicester wouldn't have done shit if it was the same team.
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leicester is champs
fookin chew on that shit
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>>67358351
>>67358544
RARE
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>>67352441
Actually right after making that post I thought I should have said, you know you've got a problem when a German tells you your sexual behaviour is too extreme. Missed opportunity.
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>>67341121
But he said in an interview that there was no concrete offer from Leicester.
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>>67359922
They were basically youth team players, they would have played 0 games.
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>>67359334
its been deleted someone repost it pls
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I know James Pearson so this shit is a million times funnier for me.

Literally every time he's around it gets brought up.
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>>67361752
whats he like?
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>>67361759
pretty sound desu
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>>67361759
he has a very clean anus
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The ebin post everyone's crowing about got baleeted. Any screenshots?
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>>67346322
they dont care as long as theyre getting benefits leeching off the rich

theyre just prostitutes
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>>67340351
>26 years old

Fuck.
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>>67359289
they wouldn't have got medals unless leicester specifically asked the FA to produce extra ones as a courtesy. can't imagine the club getting them for players who would not have been anywhere near the first team all season.
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>>67340345

Pls get some english lessons toilet cleaner kurwakowski
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>>67341157

Even clubs in the championship make more money than Bayernliga clubs
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>>67349750

>People cheat more now than ever before

Kek, autismos actully believe this shit
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>>67359289

They already won the championship
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The real question is when, if ever, those Thai hookers will get their PL medals.
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>Schmeichel Jr. is 29
what the fuck
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>Win third division in 2009
>Win second division in 2014
>Win first division in 2016

Has any other club done something like this before?
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>>67362130
You should consider that there's is (a better) life outside UK.
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>>67361739
REPOST IT
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>>67340206
who are those?
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>>67340206
>buttholes tounged by thai hookers and being racist

sounds worth it t b h
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>>67340241
Eder picked Inter instead of Leicester.
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>>67361739
>>67362254
Use the archive in future, I think 4chanx automatically redirects dead posts there so you can read them.


Look at these faces.

These are not the faces of men you would invite to a pizza party. They would not fit in with the rest of the squad. They are surely immature and childish chavs.
Imagine being with Riyad Mahrez, Jamie Vardy and Shinji Okezaki, and you sit over your pizza and stress over which type of cheese would go best with your chosen toppings of spinach, chorizo and red onions, considering the different flavour profiles of the various ingredients like you consider the different passing options whenever you have the ball. You hotly debate which type of dry herb to add to your tomato sauce, with Vardy hotly contesting that Oregano is too overpowering and would be like Leicester and their unbreakable team spirit signing a big ego like Balotelli. Vardy tells Okezaki 'Oi Jap, parmigiano reggiano on'. Then suddenly you hear a noise coming from the corner

'THATS RIGHT LOVE, EAT PEPPERONI' shouts one of them as he shoves Pepperoni, the childs pizza topping into the mouth of the waitress
'MEATBALL FOOKIN TOWER' shouts another as he stacks meat onto his pizza with no consideration for the texture

You turn and notice Ngolo Kante shaking his head as James Pearson takes a grainy video of his 10 cheese hot dog stuffed crust pizza. The ingredients for that pizza cost more than the Leicester squad. Fucking plebs. The team spirit would never reach the level it has with them in the squad.
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Pearson has to be so pissed. His useless son and his useless friends took a title away from him.
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>>67341121
There was no concrette offer senpai, Aranguiz told it was just rumours but nothing more.
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I tell ya what chinks. Um err, see, now you brought me in, I’m… I’m wellin up, right… What you gotta realize is – we’re… we’re three young lads. I’ve been a nobody in the reserve team for near enough two years. I'm on a pre season tour in Thailand, and I’ve seen Chinkeh's, I’ve seen Slant Eyehs, and I’ve seen Trannehs, right? This is the first time… the first time I’ve ever seen anything like what I’ve seen this gangbang. This gangbang is just… unbelievable, man. And I mean that, Chinkeh. This is… with all due respect, Chinkeh… *dropped trousers ready for ass eating* you are a slint eye. You are a slint eye. But I tell ya something – Chinkeh, Slanteh, and all the tranehhs, err arr err are eating shit on the next level. And it shows in the mobile phone sex tape, we’re now… we’re now three… we’re now… hold on a minute… we’re now three top lads. Three top lads. I went to Bangkok. I went to Phuket… I, I’ve… bent this tranny down… when she was, she was in a dress – oh, me no rikey eat shit, me no rikey eat shit, not suck that, no sucky, no rikey eat shit, not suck that, no sucky, and I stuck… I stuck by my guns, said ‘listen sunshine: suck the ass, eat the poo we’ll… suck the ass, eat the poo and we will pay you.’ And all of a sudden, the trannys turned around to me and looked me in the brown eye today - looked me in the brown eye – and turned around and said to me ‘Lad? lad?!’… Ostrich! bury head in you ass like ostrich! She’s sucked arsehole, she’s sucked my ass the tranneh, like… ugh, honest to God… Now, tell me - you cannot, you cannot, you cannot tell me we have not got a chance at being employed at the end of this pre season tour, tranneh. And this is, this is… this is… this.. I was… I had sex with you, tranneh. You cannot tell me, you cannot believe we cannot stay employed. Please
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thank you based thai hookers!
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>>67362398
amazing. thank you
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>>67343299

Do you only argue by presenting absolute extremes? Just because someone finds one extreme unappealing doesn't mean they prefer the other extreme.
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>>67361947
Pls get some geographic lesson you redbull addict viennavuker.
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>>67363973
>having your butthole licked is extreme
Dude, you're on 4chan. The most degenerate place on the open web. Have you never been to /gif/? Rimjobs are very vanilla. I guarantee you that almost every married couple you know have tried it out at least once.
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>>67362859
10/10
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>>67341039
Defensa y Justicia
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>>67362398
Dad, Dad...amazing, absolutely amazing
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>>67350265
if Leicester had Aranguiz, they probably would have wrapped up the title two weeks ago

what an idiot
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>>67361778
Kek
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>>67362859
Not bad.
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>>67350029
Theyre just whores who want money
They dont care if they get cheated on as long as they have access to cash and dont have to do jack shit
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>>67349882
confirmed for high schooler
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>all these vanilla as fuck plebs that think a rimjob is some disgusting, extreme act

lmfao

4chan sure has changed. I must be one of the last of the old guard. Also girls are wild sluts deep down and 9 out of 10 would be eager to lick your ass if they knew you wouldnt judge them negatively for it.
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EZ

never do coke before you play in NBA kids
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>>67350265
>joining Vizekusen to win titles
pffhaha
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>>67365274
You've never been with a woman stfu.
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When did this video come out and when was it confirmed it was them?
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>a deleted post got 10 replies
wat happened
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>>67365937
Stay in denial
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>>67340843
Calm down. Sigmund Freud it's only because their mothers didnt breast feed them long enough as a baby
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