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First for
>kershit
>>67334183
First for Wigwams
>PAPELDOUCHE
>>67334183
AHHHHH SAVE ME IAN
YOU MAY ONLY REPLY IF YOU ARE IN 1st PLACE
>Steven Wright pitches another beauty (2ER, 3H)
>offense only scores 1 run and we lose
I want off this inconsistent shitty ride.
>>67334183
>>67334211
I can't decide which is the bigger choke
who here at least 10 games over and not eternally cursed by a common farm animal?
Reds bullpen sets a major league record for being shit.
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/15456293/cincinnati-reds-bullpen-sets-mlb-record-giving-run-21st-straight-game
>>67334237
We're technically tied for 1st, but I feel like I've been kicked in the balls tonight.
Repeatedly.
who /suicidal/ here?
JUST
>>67334244
jesus christ dude shut the hell up
good pitching always beats good hitting
>>67334292
STRANGLE
>7 homers
>all of them solo
>NASHITNALS
>PAPELSTRANGLE
>>67334292
DRIP
>>67334291
almost there
>>67334244
Aw, too used to the Yuckees and barfs?
But yeah, your boy has had a bad run of luck. Same with Gausman on our end.
Meanwhile, Poocello gets to look good beating on anemic offenses
>>67334311
I'm allowed to complain you fucking triple bitch go fucking blast a bullet through the back of your skull.
>the city of america's capital city
>>67334292
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
19-8
How do you want your 3rd basemen?
>>67334183
See, this is exactly how the Royals won the World Series.
>>67334284
I will never not like this webm
>>67334343
C-congrats on tying for 1st.
This team is fucking too wildly inconsistent sometimes.
We can put up tremendous fights against you guys and then pad our stats against the Barves, but then choke against the White Sox. Q is great, but I expected more than 1 run with our Offense tonight.
Shame really. It just sucks because I know we're getting swept now. No fucking way in hell are Buttholez or Owens going to get us a win.
>4 game lead
Comedy Central making it easy.
>>67334171
Better than Omar is going to be hard. However, he's already had a ROTY and GG stolen from him, so he's well on his way to becoming Little O
>>67334395
>5 game led over a better team
>>67334237
>>67334395
Don't do this to yourself m8
>poppabuns
>papeldouche
>skittlebombs
>stranglebum
>>67334377
LOL crazy japs.
>>67334352
you made the same complaints multiple times in the last thread less than 5 minutes ago
you've warranted a good 'shut the fuck up'
so do that
>west divisions
why are they so shit?
>>67334237
>>67334244
>>67334290
>>67334340
>>67334390
>>67334432
>>>/tumblr.com/
>>67334472
You mad friend?
>>67334440
shouldn't you be out trying to pick up a cardinals fan to fuck your wife/gf?
Reply to this post if you're at least 10 games over and haven't ever ruthlessly blamed a century worth of sub par play on an innocent fan of your very own team
>>67334442
How about you go should a fucking knife up your ass and ignore my posts if you don't fucking like them you autistic retard.
I don't give a shit, go fucking die.
>>67334427
>Better than Omar is going to be hard.
I mean, I know, but this kid.
http://m.mlb.com/news/article/174103146/francisco-lindor-makes-two-fantastic-plays
Not saying it'll happen this season or next season, but if anyone has a chance it's him.
>>67334237
who /bestintheNLwest/ here?
>>67334501
Tardinals suck worse than we do.
>>67334472
thanks for all the (You)s fampai
>>67334497
>White Sox have the best record in the AL
>Cubs have the best record in the NL
>15,025 in attendance tonight at the Cell against a perennial team in baseball.
>Meanwhile the Cubs LOWEST attendance of the year was 34,437
Who's Chicago's team again?
>walgreens
i'm unironically more frightened by the lillies, at least their closer isn't a literal choker
>>67334534
suck at what, having a terrible franchise?
>>67334562
>against a perennial team in baseball
woah slow down there Joe
remember the last couple of years?
YOU CAN ONLY REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOUR TEAM HAS 4 (FOUR) MORE WINS THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE LEAGUE
NOT SO FAST EVERY OTHER TEAM
HAHAHAHAHA
>>67334534
>cards offense has returned
>only issues are fielding and pitching
mark my words, this season has the making for a deep cardinals playoff run. the cards NEVER win the series those seasons where they win like 100 games, its always the ones where they just scrape into the playoffs and then get really hot. If this team can get into the playoffs and wainwright and the rest of the pitching staff pitches half as good as last year, watch out, because we actually have offense now.
oh wait youre a reds fan, you don't care about what happens in the playoffs ;^)
>>67334603
Can you let us win tomorrow as thanks for not beating Q?
>>67334472
>2 (you)s
noice
>>67334562
that can't be right? it wasn't a day game, it wasn't cold
the only other Chicago team playing was their crosstown rivals
why was their attendance so low?
>>67334573
>losing to barfs
HOLY SHIT
>>67334562
LGTSS
>not being in the .700 club
fucking kek
>>67334562
thanks for sharing your photo for autism awareness m8
>>67334595
I assume the Red Sox still have fans.
>>67334654
Be happy, earlier estimates had it as low as 12k.
>>67334603
those are some oddly placed goalposts my friend
>Red Sox Stats @redsoxstats 2m2 minutes ago
>Young is 2-21 8 K in games he's started, 1-8 in his starts vs LHP and he's seen only 26 pitches. Red Sox have scored 4 runs in 3 LHP starts.
JUST
EMBARRASSING
And WHY is Young still on the team.
>>67334560
>>67334573
>2 games behind in their division
>shut out by braves
>shitposting in /mlb/
>>67334562
Who hasn't won a world series in 100 series?
who lost to the barves this weekend?
who tried to kill a fan for catching a foul ball?
who's stadium is piss filled dump?
who blames all their problems on an animal?
who plays in the babby league?
who will choke again when it matters?
who is an embarrassment to the sport of baseball?
where did all these whos fans come from
>>67334660
>>67334719
>samefagging this hard
>>67334617
You methheads snuck your way into the playoffs in 2011, instant replay is now available so none of the shit with the terrible call in Atlanta will happen anymore. Good luck not getting BTFO by the Cusb like last year btw.
Also, eat shit.
>YOU MAY ONLY RESPOND TO THIS POST IF YOU'RE AT LEAST 10 GAMES OVER AND HAVENT CONSISTENTLY LET YOUR FANBASE DOWN FOR OVER 100 YEARS
>>67334697
literally how? the tickets aren't that expensive are they? are the fans just that apathetic?
I'm honestly baffled, is it the stadium location?
>>67334722
>You will never be this mad
>>67334753
>cusb
nope
>whos
nope
>walgreens
lolno
expect this to be your only reply anon
>>67334702
it shows just how head and shoulders above the rest they are, the class of the superior league
>>67334697
Ok ya, we averaged high if not sellout every game last year. Weirdly.
>>67334735
>why do I see more posts from fans of a team who is doing well?
are you retarded?
>>67334735
They've always been in the game threads.
>nast
Can't believe these fags took Pooplebum off >our hands
>ETERNAL 5TH PLACERS THOUGHT THEY WERE HOT SHIT AFTER BEING IN 1ST PLACE FOR TWO DAYS
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
White Sox fans are never like this. It's odd. I know winning has a cancerous affect on fanbases, but this is odder than usual.
>>67334512
Someone needs to make a playlist of his highlights. MLB Network could already fill a tv block with them. I can't wait for the national reporters hear of him
>>67334766
>you will never choke this hard
feels good
>>67334831
>beating up on the Cuckees
H-hahaha real accomplishment there, m-memelord.
Please lose the next game.
JUST
Are Cubs fans or Sox fans worse?
>>67334237
>>67334761
Yup, cheapest tickets for a game at Wrigley cost about $20
Meanwhile the Cell is holding a special where even non-nose bleed seat are $5
>>67334839
It's because the Cubs are doing better than them, It's the inferiority complex that they will always be considered Chicago's 2nd baseball team that's eating at them.
>>67334846
let's be fair here, the whos are plenty familiar with choking
>see 2012
>5 more days untill kershaw sets a new strikeout record against your team
>>67334735
Experiencing their first April and haven't realized yet that fluke months are unsustainable.
>>67334867
yes
>>67334839
>White Sox fans are never like this.
It's like this during the crosstown series threads. But since both teams are doing good this early, shitposting has taken a sharp increase
>>67334872
> cheapest tickets for a game at Wrigley cost about $20
lol, do you seriously buy at fucking retail prices?
>RESPOND TO THIS POST ONLY IF YOU'RE 10 GAMES OVER AND HAVE AN ACE THAT WASN'T BTFO OF A BETTER LEAUGE BEFORE BEING GOOD
>>67334867
>Sox fans
All 5 of them can't be too bad.
Cubs posters are all bandwagon faggot who barely even post in their own threads despite killing the whole league.
>>67334846
>you will never be this corrupt
Feels good.
>>67334886
tbqh with you Joe I don't think it's all that much of a fluke.
I like the White Sox bros (although these general ones seem to be...different than normal ones)
But they look like a different team, playing ball effectively and aggressively.
Obviously they won't sustain the like .800 ball that they're playing, but I could see them winning the division or contending for a WC at worst unless they utterly collapse. But the vibe is too strong for them for that to happen it looks to me.
>>67334860
>Beating up on the Barves and the Stankees
Oh hey I can do this too
>>67334861
KEK
LEL
TARDINALS FANS ARE ALL KEKS!!!
>IN 2 YEARS THE REDS WILL BE WORLD SERIES CONTENDERS WHILE THE METHINALS FIGHT FOR FOURTH WITH THE BREWERS
MY SIDES!!!
KEK AND LEL!!!
>>67334915
I'm using retail price as an unbiased medium.
>>67334937
P-please don't. I don't want to sink to 5th again.
You'll lose. I-i promise.
>>67334922
>you will never be so assmad, that you ban an entire group of players from beating your team
kek
>>67334881
I wonder how many Yankees he'll strike out
Respond to this post if you're 13 games over .500
no ands buts or ors attached, you just have to be 13 games above .500
>>67334804
This is the guy that gave up 8 runs in the 8th, right?
Or i he the manager/catcher that argued with the umps rather than talking to his pitcher?
Or is he the shortstop that muffed an easy double play to end the inning?
Or is he the outfielder that bitched and moaned about a fan messing him up, and then admitted he wouldn't have made the play, and then retracted the statement?
Or is he the entire MLB squad that choked on a fresh game 7?
He's not? He's a fan that reached slightly over the railing to catch a foul ball, which is something everyone around him did, and is also something Cubs fans STILL DO, and then got ran out of town with death threats over it?
Give me a fucking break. Wrigley Field is better off as a concentration camp. Yes I'm mad. I should be, as a decent human being, for that disgrace to the game of baseball.
Royals
>>67334959
>Lose
>vs Sabathia
Lol """maybe""" 3 years ago
>>67335015
I thought your post was going to be sadder than it is.
>>67335015
Pretty much all of Chicago are sympathetic towards Steve Bartman. There have even been fan petitions to have a Steve Bartman day at Wrigley which Steve politely declined.
I think this is a fine opportunity to remind the freshly minted Cubs fans for life that Steve Bartman did nothing wrong and the Cubs will not sniff a championship for another century. Better get to bandwagoning another team before Soler and Baez have career-ending injuries and Arrieta and Bryant get busted for PEDs :^)
>>67334922
South Side curse: one of the worst corruption cases in baseball history
North Side curse: furfag Cub fan wanted to bring his goat into the stadium so he could finger it while watching his team lose, the team didn't let him because they used it as a scapegoat for why their stadium smelled so bad (71 years and it still smells like a goat), so he sprinkled fairy dust on them and they haven't won since
At least ours is (was) cooler.
>>67335015
like you honestly give a shit about the humanist side of this
no one here gives a shit about bartman beyond his use as banter against cubs fand
this is the place where we laugh at Josh Hamilton's drug addiction and the fan that died reaching over the railing for a ball he threw
we are all deep down horrible people here, don't act like you're not one of us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezq74iVMi8w
>Your fanbase will never be so intolerable that when rival fans attack one of their own, your fans join in to attack him.
>>67335066
>>67335094
Go fucking choke on a dick you faggot I don't give a shit what you think, fucking step in front of an 18-wheeler you waste of fucking space.
>>67335066
Lol ok. Aside from all the people that wanted to legitimately murder him
>>67335094
It's not like you have to be so insensitive that it just might bring grandma back to life.
>>67335066
That was damage control, and it took until last year.
>getting one hit by the barfs
>mfw
Wow! Jake Arrieta comes out of nowhere to gain 10 mph on his fastball and become an absolute superstar! I'm impressed at this fellow's totally legitimate sudden success.
>>67335186
>>67335186
It's very obvious he's on roids. You can tell from how much strength and energy he has. If you watch guys who were known steroid users you can see something different in the way they move. It's like there's nothing holding them back and there's no resistance from outside forces. Does anybody know what I'm talking about?
>>67335226
Amazing! This guy is just amazing! I bet he eats his Wheaties.
>>67335249
>10mph
kys my man
When a team gets good two things happen:
1. lots of new shitposters for that team appear out of the woodwork
2. lots of salty people over that team's success appear out of the woodwork
The combination of the two cause a perfect shitstorm of shitposting, resulting in threads like these.
>>67335226
PILATES
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>that sweet sound off the bat
wew
>>67335186
>>67335249
I can tell you've never seen an Arrieta game when he was with the O's. His problem was lack of command not velocity.
>>67335106
At least Cubs fans don't have a tendency to punch out other Cubs fans. Can't say the same for the Who.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1unmL20tz60
>>67335226
>>67335186
>>67335243
PLANT-BASED PILATE REGIMEN
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>mfw Jeanmar Gomez is somehow a better closer than Giles and Papelbon
>>67335273
What's worse right now is that the two best teams are salty about each other being good.
>>67335186
>>67335249
>>67335275
>>67335322
If you actually look at the graph you can see his average fastball velocity has been the same since 2012
>>67335313
>I swear guys, I am scout that independently watched all of Arrieta's performances, especially when he was terrible with the Orioles
>I'm not just regurgitating a baseless point I heard in /mlb/ once by another poster because it fits my narrative
did you do your pilates today anon?
>>67335346
that doesnt reinforce my memes so im going to pretend it doesnt exist
>>67335346
>be awful pitcher
>take steroids
>contend for Cy Young next day
It doesn't work that way, champ.
>>67335343
>>67335273
That's the rare trifecta. When the fanbases of the two teams that are good hate each other and amplify the shitposting even more.
Although it's not shitpotsing when it's true, and the Cubs are the superior team.
>>67335377
Hello anon the conversation was about velocity so please hang yourself thank you
>>67335346
It's kind of funny how all of his pitches' speeds were down for about 3 years and then suddenly went up.
Curious.
>>67335355
I'm a Yankee fan who saw him pitch against >us back when he was shit
>>67335273
>a perfect shitstorm of shitposting
Nice shitisms 2bh.
>>67334735
They've always been here. Are you new?
The whos haven't played >us yet, their time will end soon.
Do the Walgreens natinls have any fans at all? Aside from tourists, interns and people who want to feel like their meaningless life as a cog in the Washington machine is worthwhile when the gnats are winning?
>>67335226
Wow, this guy really broke through. Really pounded past what seemed to be his threshold. Looks like he found the best exercise regimen for him! Maybe he went on a juice diet!
>>67335377
It kind of does actually. Are you aware of how big of a boost steroids are? People who have talked about taking them say it makes you feel almost superhuman. You can spend much more time working on mechanics because you have boundless energy and you recover quicker so you're always in peak physical shape. A good pitcher becomes a great pitcher every time unless he's literally retarded
>tfw sane white sox fan whos suffered with the team for so long now has to deal with bandwagoners and people shitting up threads making them no longer comfy
I can't even say this is the price to pay for being good because it's only May and we don't know for sure they're good yet.
Damn this sucks. Can't even enjoy being 19-8...
7335404
The only pitch thats really had a big change in velocity is his slider. from 90.5 to 95.5. everything else is steady
>>67335474
PILATES BRO
DO YOU FUCKING EVER EVEN JUST UGH
IT WAS PILATES YOU IDIOT
DOES HE NEED TO DEFEND HIMSELF ANY FURTHER
YOU FAT NECKBEARD VIRGIN
THAT OBVIOUS SPEED BOOST TO ALL (ALL) OF HIS PITCHES WAS VERY OBVIOUSLY A RESULT OF HIS PILATES
JUST FUCKING
UGH
I CANT EVEN
PILATES
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>>67335464
Was the Royals scoring runs today a fluke? Probably.
>>67335515
>SHORTENING THE TIME PERIOD SIZE
LOL
LOLMAO
>>67335460
Back to the cellar little man.
>>67335505
>Can't even enjoy being 19-8
Then you're not a real fan and you should kill yourself. This isn't your personal safe zone where we let you enjoy yourself
>>67335464
while I love taking shits all over the chubs, realtalk is that we can (and have been) pounding the best of the AL up the ass all we want, I'm not gonna be convinced of anything until I see how we do against the ALC
The white sox finally and actually doing well against their division is going to be proof to me that they're for real.
>>67335505
Someone has to be pessimistic to balance out the optimists but the same applies vice versa. For years dating back to at least 2011, there've been more pessimistic white sox fans so now the pendulum swings.
>>67335309
Franky getting ALL of that one
>>67335530
everything in 08/09 had like a 15 pitch sample size for the whole seasons
>>67335515
>well if you look at this data since he started doing pilates you'll notice that he's only maintained or improved his performance
Thanks Dr. Science.
you can only reply if your team has won 6 consecutive series
>literally mad because you dont have the GOAT pitcher on your team
stay mad faggots
>>67335562
>The fact that he's maintained or improved his performance is a clear indication he injects himself with steroids at least 16 times a day.
>>67335542
>not a real fan
>even though I've watched/followed every single game of the 2013 99 loss season
>even though I cried after the legendary 2012 collapse
>even though I sat through bullpen implosion after bullpen implosion of 2014
>even after 2011
This is not fucking fair.
Real talk.
Why don't we get Arrieta to just release his Pilates records?
When he started them?
How frequently he did them?
What pilates-enchancers he used?
Did he do his pilates on the black market?
Perhaps his instructor is afghany?
Or perhaps German?
This is all important.
>>67335379
they might win 100 games, but they'll get swept by a hot team in the playoffs or lose in comical fashion and blame some retard with a magnavox walkman
>>67335582
Arrieta is a goat pitcher? And you're happy about that?
Aren't goats what got you guys into this mess in the first place?
>>67335579
PLAYOFFS
>>67335589
Well yes, the fact he improved his performance across the board without doing anything to change it besides
>pilates
is kind of indicative of something more than natural there.
>>67335613
>He doesn't do pilates
>He doesn't think changing a pitching coach might have something to do with it.
>He doesn't do pilates
Pussy
>>67335391
>speed boost automatically makes you better
Have you ever played an inning of baseball?
>>67335503
The other guy was saying it would be immediate. Arrieta has been steadily improving since the spike on the graph as a result of the super-strength and endurance he has to do more Pilates.
if memeieta were on PEDs he would have been suspended a long time ago
>>67335594
Adding 5 MPH to each and every single one of his pitches is really quite normal when you think about it. I started doing Tae-Bo back in the 90s and Billy Blanks motivated me to a Cy Young season
Put this man on the Wheaties box immediately
>>67335637
I can assure you, Pilates does not make that much of a difference.
If you think so, you are d-e-l-u-s-i-o-n-a-l.
>>67335613
Go fucking look at his mechanics when he was in Baltimore and now.
I know you guys are memeing but on the off chance you're not, stop being so casual.
>White Sox win again
>shit posting commences
Just admit it you guys were all wrong.
Keep bitching and making excuses it just proves what fucking idiots you really are.
The more you bitch, the more they win.
>>67335610
26 games buddy, lets take it slow
>>67335648
Highly disagree. The Cubes being in contention with a hot-streak pitcher is huge for marketing in baseball.
That would jeopardize a shitload of income.
>>67335637
>Chris Bosio L I T E R A L L Y made the man's arm swing faster, harder and stronger
He's a wizard is what he is. The man's pure magic!
>>67335593
Okay I take it back ;-;
I was a little harsh. You should just be happy your team is doing well and forget what everybody says about you or your team. That's what I do :D
>>67335673
Are you the pilate expert of /sp/?
I assume you have one and can post evidence of this.
>>67335683
>go look at his mechanics
>guys I'm a scout that knows the "mechanics" of his pitching
Lol calm down Jake. Don't you have some pilates to be doing?
>>67335686
Please. For the love of god. Stop.
>>67335707
>have one
>having a "pilates"
have one
having a "pilates"
>have one
>having a "pilates"
have one
having a "pilates"
>have one
>having a "pilates"
have one
having a "pilates"
>have one
>having a "pilates"
have one
having a "pilates"
>have one
>having a "pilates"
have one
having a "pilates"
What a post
>I rate the Walgreens bullpen
>>67335536
http://www.foxsports.com/mlb/story/cubs-fan-explains-why-he-rushed-field-after-arrieta-s-no-hitter-042616
At least the fan got off with a slap from the wrist. Even if he embellished the fuck out of his story.
>>67335708
I can tell you're a Royals """""fan"""""
>>67335708
Mechanics aren't hard to analyze
Not everyone is as stupid as you, dumbo
not even a cubs fag but its not like arrieta is blowing guys away with a 99mph heater 7 innings deep all of a sudden, i dont see how roids would have made the difference for him apart from maybe recovery or injury prevention
the fangraphs autists even did multiple writeups about it
>>67335648
Guarantee you there's players that have been juicing for as long as a decade. Drug testing is surprisingly weak and there's certain types and dosages that are easy to hide from today's technology. An ESPN article last week talked about the recent advancements in testing that exposed the list of players that is supposedly coming out.
>>67335707
Pilates is an exercise likened to Yoga.
>>67335734
>I rate a bunch of faggot overthrowers with shitty memechanics whose arms will blow out
>>67335686
>Implying the sux are not winning because they stole the Blackhawks Meme Magic. Once Hockey Playoffs are over, that magic will be gone and the collapse will begin.
>>67335734
i literally do though
>>67335648
Why's that?
Do you honestly think sports drug testing is serious?
>>67335774
That only describes Harvey who is a faggot
>>67335751
>>67335749
>guys
>honestly
>he is literally,legitimately mechanically a machine
>just literally, his mechanical structure was oiled, he tightened the bolts in his shoulder
>and thus he improved his mechanics
>trust me guys
>i am an expert on this kind of stuff
>>67335706
It's hard to have fun when all I know is pain and misery and a hot start leading to collapse would just add onto it. 2012 rings fresh in my mind when we held onto first for like the whole season then massively choked at the end.
How can I be happy when I so vividly remember being at some of those 2012 games watching the collapse with tears in my eyes?
These new bandwagon shitposters don't know this. It just makes me sad.
>>67335694
you actually believe the league would protect anyone after everyone that has been popped in the past?
>>67335712
I'm shitposting in anticipation of the collapse. When it happens, I will drink heavily and enjoy my own doom.
>>67335819
Hmm, when you think about, that's very white soxian of you. Alrighty then.
>>67335806
Okay, here's your last (you)
Last time I try talking baseball in /mlb/ generals. I'll just meme with everyone else.
PILATES
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>>67335818
Yes, because the MLB is trying to push the Cubs into the spotlight with a playoff spot, if not a World Series win.
The revenue they are making off the bandwagoners for that team alone is astounding. For the Jews that run the MLB to allow any kind of drop off to happen, well, that would not be kosher.
It all makes perfect sense 2bh
>>67335806
>im too stupid to look at things
I can tell!
Pilates? Really? It's obviously some sort of PED.
>>67335844
>2011 was FIVE (5) YEARS AGO
What am I doing with my life?
>>67335774
This is the /mlb/ equivalent to >>67335777
your eternal butthurt suggests you are a doyer fan, probably daddy pissboi posting without a trip
>>67335593
it's a piece of shit stadium in a shitty location. i love the team, but even when i only lived an hour away i only went to about 10-15 games a year.
from indiana experience:
drive through creepy mexican neighborhoods with buildings that look like a scooby doo ghost town
the dan-ryan is an annoying shitty freeway, if you try to avoid it you deal with tolls
the after game parking lot outlets back onto the freeway are a fucking mess even if there are only 12k people there
30$ minimum parking for >2 blocks from the cell. <2 blocks and you have a nice car = crackhead breaks into it
violent niggers occupy anything 4> blocks from the stadium
if you miss the exit off the freeway(usually because you're surrounded by niggers driving 400$ cars and they don't care) you end up in mogadishu
>>67335812
Speaking of 2012...
dating myself here
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/23264091/#23270264
Yes that was me, in the bleak bleak season that was 2012. I'm as far from bandwagoner as can possibly be. I'm depressed as fuck.
>>67335895
>calling a spade a spade is a bad thing
Lose my number once Syndermeme and deMeme's arms combust alongside Meme Harvey's
The Phillies are going to have a dominate pitching rotation in the next 2-3 years . If they dont get any power hitters though , the will end up like the 2011 Phillis.
Guys, Jake here.
Just got my latest shipment of Pilates™ in the mail. Came in a small package, express ordered from Germany.
The Pilates Injector™ I had recently just broke, so I'm going to skip a rotation day this week so I don't mess up my fung-schway (it's a little term we in the pilates community like to say, it basically means balance, just an fyi)
I can't WAIT to try these Pilate™ out. The Manufacturer has been pretty famous for a while now. Since like the Olympics if I remember correctly, with some Track Runners.
Anyways, peace bros. Gotta go meet up with my bros Chris and Dee, we're having a joint Pilates session together.
XOXO -Jake
>>67335812
Just be cautiously optimistic. I do understand how bandwagoners are annoying. I've gone through it all recently with the Warriors, Giants, and 49ers a few years back to an extent after watching all of those teams be terrible for varying time periods.
Just try to enjoy what you can, when you can. Hope for the best but expect nothing
>>67335937
stay butthurt pissboi
why does /mlb/ hate good players? hell, why does /sp/ hate good players?
>>67335881
wasting it on 4chan
>>67335966
Some people just don't like Pilates. They're unnatural.
>>67335966
>Arrieta
>good
okay buddy
>>67335966
Pure jealousy is probably the most common reason
>>67335966
I like Chris Sale desu senpai
>>67335966
Le "gain 10% velocity from doing yoga" man
>>67335774
>>67335937
>>67335990
>>67335991
>>67336021
Not just Arrieta. It seems like /mlb/ hates all the top pitchers and some of the top hitters in the league.
SIX STRAIGHT SERIES WINS
>>67336029
I think everyone likes Cutch
>>67336026
They could still get Chapman before the trade deadline at the rate the Yankees are going
>>67336026
>>67335964
Ryu and Maeda have shitty memechanics too
Why do you think Ryu's shoulder went to shit last year? Why do you think the Maeda deal was almost off due to his elbow?
Dork Knight, Fagboy Thor, and Fagboy #2 are next
Throw in Matz too, he'll be a bit later though
So, if we want to talk about a guy who's ACTUALLY on steroids...
>Jane Lee @JaneMLB 3m3 minutes ago
>Khris Davis with his third homer in two days, yet another to dead center.
This dude is so fucking obvious. He does "pilates" like no other.
>>67336029
Doesn't seem like anyone hates Syndergaard especially but the Cult Of The Meme that follows him around is really fucking goofy and ridiculous
Grown men dressing up like comic book heroes to go see a kid who's going to have, at best, a three-year career is the dopiest shit on Earth
>>67336053
>k-kershaw won't shit the bed again in the playoffs this time I swear guys
>>67335932
Memory lane makes me cry
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/26230704/#26230704
All this shitposting and hatred for Arrieta on this board. How butthurt do you think he'd get if he discovered /mlb/?
>>67336075
Pisserchoker has memechanics too, he saves it at the last second though
Your pitchers arms will still blow out, and not because the fans are chanting for their names to return in the 9th inning either :)
Reminder again that there were exactly and literally ZERO Mets "fans" before the year 2015. All of the Mets """fans""" will pull their dusty Yankees caps back out in a couple of years when the meme is truly dead.
>>67336113
>>67336113
Given his track record on Twitter, he would start posting.
>>67336116
>Pisserchoker has memechanics too, he saves it at the last second though
what did dg mean by this /mlb/?
>>67336113
Discovered for what? DISCOVERED FOR WHAT?
ALL HE'S DOING IS PILATES YOU FUCKING JERKOFF, THERE'S LITERALLY NOTHING UNNATURAL OR WRONG ABOUT DOING PILATES OMFG
>>67336132
Pilates rage
You may only reply to this post if your team is 1st in their division.
>>67336132
holy shit he is such a faggot
With pitchers BTFOing their arms seemingly every other day, can MLB do anything about it, and if so, what?
>>67336132
Must be the Pilates making him aggressive
>>67336150
>>67336150
>sonny gray
LMAO
>>67336132
I had a buddy that did this when he got on Pilates.
>>67336158
Stop treating them like they're made of glass so they can actually develop strong arms that won't break down.
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/c/cyyoung139750.html
Robot pitchers. They'll fit right in with the robot umpires casuals are always begging for.
Who /white sox oldfag/ here?
>>67336158
Legalize Pilates
>>67334705
B-but muh >lefty killer!
>>67336116
>every good pitcher will blow their arm out
i know this is bait but out of curiosity what pitchers do you think have good mechanics and wont blow their arms out
>>67336202
Don't even get me started.
He's getting another start tomorrow because it's a lefty.
Fucking book it.
>>67336158
Stop teaching shit mechanics
Based O'Leary is literally baseball's reckoning and savior
Jeff Passan = WGAF
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