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RED SOX @ WHITE SOX - gamethread


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BOS: Wright (2-2, 1.37)
CHW: Quintana (3-1, 1.47)

Donks gon', press F
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s0x s0x

h0w c0uld be

? - ?
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Boston lineup
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f
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Chicago lineup

Lets go boys
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Bye donks

Thanks for 08

And no thanks for the rest, particularly my 20th bday which I still recall.
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f
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>mfw the White Sox win da worlds eries owl
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>donks is gone
Thank you hahn, now just get rid of ventura
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what the fuck

it's half an hour till first pitch

fucking kill yourself shitcongo
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>>67327398
>being this upset
thanks for the bump i guess
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>>67327398
stay mad bitch ass ni66a
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https://d.maxfile.ro/egltfbwasv.webm
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>Hanigan's face when it's Steven Wright's day to pitch

HANIGOAT ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>two best teams in the league
S O X
O
X
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whos donks replacement?
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>>67327398
Hey,

what's wrong with you.

Don't be mean to the White Sox bros. Literally the only other fanbase for baseball on /sp/ that:

1. exists
2. are bros
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>>67327352
>jimmy rollins
>hitting 2nd
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>>67327509
Johnson I think is going tomorrow
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>>67327509

reposting

>Erik Johnson: had a chance up already, he sucked, got back down, doesn't show any improvement
>Jacob Turner: Not showing anything of note, might be worth a try, most likely not
>Carson Fulmer: Will need a year of Minors, not ready yet
>Miguel Gonzales: showed he didn't have it when he got tagged up by the Jays, maybe worth another look
>Scotty Carroll: No. Just No.
>Tim Lincecum: the rumors are swirling. His velo has dropped but still higher than Danks. If he can come cheaply, maybe?

It'll be Ejohnson for now.

>>67327551
He goes thursday. Rodon got bumped up to tomorrow.
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>>67327603
>>67327509

Long term its probably going to be a trade acquisition. Gotta see who falls out of the AL West race (other than >Lastros) and go bother them. I would love to see Sonny Gray for Anderson+Fulmer, but the A's got that magic again this year it looks like and they're gonna stay in the race.
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Donks aside, I want this season to FINALLY be good for Q.

He's due for some good luck finally going his way. 3-1 now. Let's make it 4-1 tonight! Let's go!
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>>67327643
I don't know about trade because we're still short a bat and I would have wanted Laroche's 13 mil going towards that. If somehow ejohnson can be good or MiGo again, then it's much much better to spend on an actual DH than keep putting avi out there and praying. Unless miraculously Sands breaks out, but come on.
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I want to believe in the turnaround.
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>>67327603
more like

>Erik Johnson: had a chance, he sucked. had another chance, he sucked. had another chance, he sucked.
>Jacob Turner: had a chance, he sucked. had another chance, he sucked. had another chance, he sucked. had another chance, he sucked. had a chance for another chance, he sucked.
>Carson Fulmer: Will need a year of Minors, not ready yet
>Miguel Gonzales: had a chance, he sucked. Got hit by a line drive to the face a couple days ago.
>Scotty Carroll: had a chance, he sucked. had another chance, he sucked. had another chance, he sucked. had another chance, he sucked.
>Tim Lincecum: He sucks

the only real options are Tyson Ross, who is dead last I heard, and James Shields?
Jhoulys Chacin has had a good start for the barves
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Hey White Sox bros, you guys get to face Buttholez and Owens after tonight, which are guaranteed wins for ya.

Can you give us this one tonight?
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please don't rape the BoSox too hard, I'm starting to have hope in this team again
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>>67327771
I'm pretty sure the [white] sox used up all their offense in baltimore, wouldn't be surprised if they score like 4 runs this series
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>>67327771
Rodon recently has not been a guaranteed win. I'd rather the W for Q.

>>67327779
I was going to say the same to you. That bosox offense and big pappi mashing. Holy shit.

Our offense is still inconsistent. Seems to be getting better. We'll see. It is only beginning of May after all.
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>Red Sox Stats @redsoxstats 36m36 minutes ago
>Rodriguez rehab #2 tonight. Was blooped and bleedered to death in his first game, has committed an error & allowed a monster HR in the 1st.

TUMBLING TUMBLING TUMBLING
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>>67327742
Well some people have said Tyler Danish but isn't he too far under the system to even be considered?
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>>67327803
*baltimore and toronto
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>>67327779
Trust me, we are saying the same thing about you guys. I need another month of this kind of baseball to really start believing.
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>>67327771
>i am now reminded of Buccholz
i was p comfy before your post, thanks asshole
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TY BASED DANKS FOR LEAVING THE TEAM
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>>67327835
Danish is getting lit up in AA and probably profiles more as a reliever.
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>>67327771
Score more than 2 runs on Q and this offense will go into "ND" mode. Rodon has been sketchy so who knows. Johnson is well...something
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>>67327851
I-I'm sorry.

But he's just never going to go away. At least the White Sox have balls enough to just DFA Danks today.

That'll never happen with Buttholez. We're stuck with him FOREVER.
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>>67327879
Johnson is well.... not danks
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>>67327878
>Danish is getting lit up in AA
>3.5 ERA
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>>67327908
tbqh with you Joe, anything over a 2 in AA is like a 7 in the Majors.
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>Chris young instead of based HOLT
Fuck you, Farrel
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>>67327926
>go to barons website
>Tyler Danish Named SL Pitcher of the Week
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I'm being uncharacteristically optimistic but uh, Rodon actually hasn't been that bad himself?

Caught some bad breaks by the D which caused runs to stack up. Then got overextended on the last start when he should have gotten pulled before giving up that homer. There was that Angels game though...

Guess we're still not sure on Rodon/Rodanks just yet.
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>Danks DFA'd
PRAISE THE FUCKING SUN

>no decent replacement
Fuuuuuuuuck.
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>>67327908
hm he must be getting better, its been rough for him in birmingham mostly. K/BB even looks good.

for how good the start has been in the majors, the sox farm has been a nightmare. everyone sucks, even guys like Zangari and Adolfo.
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>>67327946
Is that actually an accomplishment though?
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>>67327946
tbqh with you Joe, that's basically the same as a Participation Trophy in the Majors.
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go sox! (lol)
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>>67327973
I'm only following loosely, mostly reading game recaps/highlights from the minor league updates on SSS. But how's Davidson doing?

In spring people wanted him to DH Avi. A lot more reasonable people said let him have a good season in the minors first. So is he even within possibility range?
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hey chicago guys I remember you being nice from last season do you still do the shark meme? at least I think it was a shark or maybe some wave
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>>67327233
i got you that red sox hat you wanted son
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>>67328016
haha I like your post
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>>67327973
well he was 20 last season

looks like he had a rough first outing this season and has been great since. threw a 3 hit shutout last time out
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>>67328043
smarch is gone now

good riddance
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>>67328043
that guy fucking sucks and we got rid of him. hes probs more hated than danks.

>>67328017
Davidson has had some amazing games, but mostly been shitty. 33% K, and he's batting around .200.
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FERRARI
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R
A
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>>67327972
They're holding out for another has-been coming off of surgery.
Kill me.
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>>67328093
So still better than avi you say...

I remember people were saying he could hit ML pitching but sucked against MiL so they wanted to give him a chance in the bigs. Myself, not quite sure how true that could be.
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>when the mlb.tv stream starts
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reminder danks did nothing wrong
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>WLS 890: We Love (the) Sox network

Hmm not bad actually.
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>>67328154
>when you open a NESN stream and the first thing you hear is "Pablo Sandoval"
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>>67328124
>yfw Sox sign another NL babby
inb4 Lincecum
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>>67328175
How much of the 14 million dollarydoos is danks paying you to succ?
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>>67328180
When they only signed Farmer and Jackson to a one year deal, it upset me greatly.

I would die if i couldnt listen to them all summer long in my backyard.
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There's the fireworks

HERE WE GO Q

LET'S GO BOYS

Start the homestand right!
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fuck it's this downy fag again
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>>67328206
Kenny Williams always get his man. Always...
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>>67328192
>mfw pablo sandoval is done for the season
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ELLEN
L
L
E
N
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>>67328180
based farmio

hey Red Sox, I've heard you guys have gotten better the past couple years. I hope so, we had a great series with the Blue Jays and everything was handled with class and dignity. Surprisingly good bros about everything. Let's all agree to keep the memes clean and above the waist; and all do our part to raise the level of baseball dialogue in these game threads.
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>>67328260
FUCK I AM SO JEALOUS FUCK FUCK FUCK
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>NO MORE SANDOFAT.
I'm okay with this
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>>67328263
White Sox - Red Sox gamethreads are top tier tbqh with you Joe, I like you bros. No worries. Ignore neutrals if they decide to shit us up.
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God i fucking love this sport lads

First pitch feels so fucking good
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FUCK YOU RED SOX

CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

FUCK YOU RED SOX

CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
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>>67328260
何?!?!?!
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>>67328303
thats pretty gay
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>>67327352
Let's go Chicago!
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>>67328316
お前も死んでいる
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>9 PITCHES
REEEEEEEEE
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>>67328248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRntEh17lfg
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GOOOOOOOOOOOO SOX


;)
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guess Sox fans aren't gonna show up until school's out.
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>>67328356
Fuck I meant もう
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Hey Red Sox bros what happened to Koji? I watched the Yankees/Red Sox game and he wasn't closing
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>>67328388
You also forgot the は.
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>>67328356
>>67328388
>weeaboos
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>Red Sox don't score in the 1st inning

Poop
o
o
p
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>>67328388
You had one job.
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>this ump
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love it when people are speaking weeb in my white sox GT's

Q seems to be in good form, he does well against the Red Sox usually IIRC
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>>67328417
Watch it pal.
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>first game back to soxbros after a 3 week ban

feels so good
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>>67328313
kek
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F
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>>67328467
what'd you get banned for anon?
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>>67328460
NO FUCK I WANT AN OFFICIAL ANIME GIRL FUCK YOU FUCK

fuck all we have is some shitty nigger president
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Time for Hanigan to kill himself.
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>>67328417
dis gun b gud series m8
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Stream?


Radio or video
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>base hit
It's over
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>melky cabrera
>dioner navarro
lol
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ty based eaton
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>>67328525
I'll telegram you.

>Wright

ITS OVER
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>>67328496
shitting up /vp/ during corocoro time

it was harsh but deserved
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>Wright giving up hits

IT'S

OVER
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rip butterflies
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>>67327233
Are we absolutely certain that's not a dude in a wig?
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>>67328503
We sorta have an anime in Shimoneta..


Oh who am I kidding. I'm jealous as well.
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>Steve Lyons
God fucking dammit
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Was Adam Laroche's kid the worst clubhouse cancer?
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>>67328452
このバカは日本語を知らない(笑)。

日本語を話す人は本当に日本語を話せるか君はGOOGLE TRANSLATEを使いました。
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>>67328606
Remy only gets home games this year (essentially).

So get ready for a lot of Steve.
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>>67328614
Certainly didn't do Laroche himself any favors.
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>>67328614
[white] sox would have won the 2015 world series if it weren't for that kid
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ABROOOOOOOO
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A B R E U
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IT'S OVER
T
'
S

O
V
E
R

>JBJ
>GOOD

DFA
F
A
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Josavior!
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OH SHIT, ABROO DID SOMETHING GOOD
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>abreu hauling ass for a triple

based
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ABROO IS BACK
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>abroo triple
wat
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wow this "ace" is a bust
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ABROOOOO
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JBJ ur done kid enjoy AAA
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Where did our ACE go?
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>>67328676
Have you been watching at all the last 2 weeks you fucking cancerous faggot?
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Wright is a bust omg dfa him NOW
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>>67328736
He's been lacking m8
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WRIGHT
R
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T

WEW LADS

THE KEKLER WILD RIDE HAS BEGUN
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>>67328783
>mutli game hitstreak
>lacking
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>>67328736
This witch hunt for supposed "bandwagoners" is fucking stupid. Abreu has been garbage.
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LIVE LOOK AT RYAN HANIGAN'S FACE
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>>67328857
hes obvs heating up
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>>67328853
>>mutli game hitstreak
how do you have a hitstreak without it being multi game.
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AJAX
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FUCK SO CLOSE
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fuck that was a nice catch
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fugg
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>>67328853
>What is potential?
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damn nice catch
Papi isn't fucking around tonight
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>>67328899
He meant a streak of games with more than one hit.
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>jumping
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JAX

lol @ papi, good to see he's enjoying his last season
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>>67328931
I like how you deleted that post because you read it again after you posted it.
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>>67328857
It wasnt a witchhunt and i didnt say anything about bandwagoners. The announcers just got finished saying Abreu had five 2+ hit games in the last six when that faggot said "holy shit abroo did something heuheueheuhee."
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damn forgot White Sox threads are always dominated by Chinese cartoons
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>>67328987
Its probably like two autists
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>>67328950
What are you talking about?
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>>67328987
I can't imagine
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This AB tho
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>>67329011
It looked like a deleted post, idk why my browser does that so I thought you deleted it because I thought it was redundant, btw your post is redundant
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>11 PITCHES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Top of 2nd and no shot of Brock yet.
:(
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>>67329006
I'm not spoonfeeding you shit
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>>67329006
All I got is Macross Delta for shits and giggles. DiU doesn't get good until Rohan shows up. So no.


>>67329007
>two
hahahahaha
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Jose "leave the gold glove to me" abreu
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HELMET CAME OFF

AGAIN

THE MADMAN
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Why does Hanley's helmet always fall off? Like wtf
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brooooo
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>>67329006
Tell me what kind of shows you like
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>>67329036
rude tbqh with you Joe

>>67329053
ok
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>>67329033
>>67328361
at least the other 4 have been 10 pitches total
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>>67329095
I'm open to anything tbqh with you Joe
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So is that run the only one Qs gonna get tonight?
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>mother-son night
my favorite
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>>67329144
It all depends on Steven Wright's Wild Ride.

Time for a Cuckler adventure. Expect LOTS of passed balls.
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>>67329144
Not with the way they've been playing
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Big Pappi applauding after ajax robbed him. Awesome. Straight up class.

Alright leadoff walk, get more runs for Q!
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>this ump

pretty small box tbqh with you Joe

But at least he's consistent so far.
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>Milf Night

Nice
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is lawrie elite
also why isn't lawrie hitting second yet
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Ed is saying that pitch was high and Hanigan framed it as a strike but gameday shows it as high indeed but in the zone.
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>>67329254
dont mess w success
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that kid was pure clubhouse cancer
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>>67329274
The woes of a Cuckler

THE most MEME pitch.
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>>67329274
ump's calling high strike but its not crazy... basically high-borderline calls are all going K. it fine, nothing to bitch about after that embarrassment in Baltimore.
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>>67329240
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>Laroche declined the teams money and retired for kicking his son out
lol that will show em
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>>67329123
For well-done shounen action, Boku no Hero Academia
For comfy, Flying Witch
For comedy with a side of comfy, Kuma Miko
For a carbon copy of Attack on Titan, Koutetsujou no Kabaneri
For JoJo, JoJo
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Damn it dio
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Sheeeeeeeeeeit
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can someone help me?
I can't figure out what this "soccer ball" thing is that half these players don't know about
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WRIGHT
R
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T

THE WILD RIDE, BOYS

>>67329326
I actually love reading BokuHero, but I'm always weary of Shounen Manga-to-Anime.

Everything else will heed, thanks. Here's an Ellen for your troubles.
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>>67329356
im black and idk what it is
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>>67329356
literally no clue tbqh with you Joe
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Knuckleballers are meme faggots and should be eradicated like Hitler tried to do with the jews.
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>>67329400
RUDE
U
D
E

Look this poor guy in the eye and tell him that.
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>>67329006
everything this season is crap
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wait what the fuck's up with this joe thing?
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Is that OUR Chris young that we gave up for Javy Vazquez?
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LEFTY KILLER
E
F
T
Y

K
I
L
L
E
R
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Q dealing!!
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>>67329430
>bandwagoners
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hey bros got home late how's nava doing today?
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nine in a row

gogo Q

Based Eaton
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>>67329430
idk tbqh with you Joe

FUCKING FUCK

GOD DAMN IT STOP CHEATING WHITE SOX
>>
I miss Danks.
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I want to marry Eaton
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>this White Sox outfield defense
God damn
I miss the Barves defense
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FUCK YEAH EATON
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>>67329454
Q is literally unironically the 2nd best pitcher in the league, after Sale


EATON
GOD
>>
What the fuck
>>
Eaton pls don't emulate bo. Don't won't you getting injured again
>>
HOW IS HE SO PERFECT
>>
>champagne lodge
>>
Just give Eaton the award already.
>>
Eaton is out of control in RF, I've never seen anything like this. Even Rowand was never this good.
>>
Eaton's defense has been otherworldly good, it's like the royals outfield all came together and gave Eaton their powers
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>>67329513
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Can we get a fucking hit please. I don't like being no hit.

Especially when fucking Wright is pitching. Our only pitcher that DESERVES run support.
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>be from Indiana
>driving on the skyway for my morning commute
>see brake lights ahead
>traffic comes to complete stop
>sit there for 15 minutes
>enough of this my coffee is getting cold
>drive on the shoulder to get ahead
>see a cop so I slam on the brakes so I don't get shot
>try to merge in
>this total faggot doesn't let me in
>honk at him so he knows I'm there
>he honks back and speeds forward
>quickly move in front of him and shove my bumper in the lane
>he honks again even though I did nothing wrong
>look in the rearview mirror
>Illinois plates
EVERY TIME
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https://vine.co/v/ixHFLrmPPzv

>lets go down to guerin
lets not, asshole.
>>
Where's Gary?
>>
Eaton is fucking outrageous

Who knew that right field would be his true calling?
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>>67329530
>>
>Eaton

How can one man be so based?
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>>67329545
>be from Indiana

I'm sorry
>>
Nick Markakis when?
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>>67329545
>driving on shoulder
>did nothing wrong
>>
>>67329545
Did you vote Trump tho?

>Cruz just announced he's dropping out

LITERALLY MEMES
>>
>>67329545
You're the faggot for wanting to beat the traffic because your coffee is getting cold
>>
>>67329477
who?
>>
leadoff walkagain

Come on top of lineup...
>>
>>67329545
How do you like paying some consortium of petro-garchs from Spain and Australia $5 each way? They closed that McD's too :(
>>
Awww shit 1 and 2nd with no outs

Come on offense
>>
WRIGHT PLEASE

THE WILD RIDE
>>
>>67329606
I don't Like trump all that much but seeing him elected will be the most hilarious thing ever. I imagine /pol/ is happy
>>
hannigan hates life enough as it is, stop throwing him shite balls
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God hates the Knuckleball.
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IT'S NOT WORKING TONIGHT
IT IS NOT WORKING TONIGHT
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>>67329688
Bring back the spitball.
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minimize the damage
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>knuckleballer
>tries to throw fastballs
>cant come within a foot of the plate

Lmao. He deserves it.
>>
>swing and a long one
>foul

Ed pls
>>
>>67329718
He has literally not thrown a fastball.
>>
jesus is ed drunk tonight?
>>
DOES WHEELS HAVE ANY GOOD CATCHPHRASES YET?
>>
>>67329754
You literally have not watched the game.
>>
Save us Josavior!
>>
>Being so dominate that the opposing team announcers have just given up and say "Welcome back to the Arrieta show".
Let's see Sales do that.

Also
>White Sox attendance still low tonight with the best record in the American league and Red Sox in town. Looks like 12K
>>
>sandoval expected to miss rest of season
is the recovery time from pretend surgeries that long? good luck to him.
>>
>LOADING THE BASES

THE

WILD

RIDE

KEKLER PLEASE
>>
WHAT THE FUCK
H
A
T

T
H
E

F
U
C
K
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GRAND SLAM WHEN?!
>>
inb4 no runs
>>
>>67329787
>babby league

two ML franchises are playing go talk about AAA elsewhere
>>
Time for a grand slam
>>
frazier pls
>>
>>67329787
k
>>
HE GAVE UP A RUN

IT'S OVER

IT'S

ALL

OVER
>>
eh works I guess
>>
>>67329802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImKY6TZEyrI
>>
Eh, well I'll take it

Come on Melk
>>
>>67329787

Go away. Nobody cares

We're trying to enjoy some baseball here and you're trying to ruin it man. Stop
>>
>>67329787
>He voluntarily comes in to threads of teams he doesn't like
Its okay bandwagoner, we know your a lifelong fan
Also
>nl babby
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>>67329821
i think draperbot bugged out, somebody replace it.
>>
Is it me or can Todd please stop first pitch swinging? Especially against a guy like this.

Damn. Only 1 run from that. Oh well, that's Q luck
>>
WRIGHT
R
I
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H
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THE WILD RIDE BOYS

IT

NEVER

ENDS
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>>67329860
I found nothing bad about his post
Relax bro
>>
I'll take runs any way I can get them from this team
>>
>>67329787
lel

do I need to remind you how he fared in the AL?
>>
>>67329787
>Sales

Jesus christ could you be any more of a suburban mom faggot?
>>
>>67329787
I should have shitposted after the Cubes lost to the fucking Braves.
>>
I met a vegan from Boston the other day.
>>
>>67329787
Why are cubs fans so insecure?
>>
>>67329820
>>67329883
>Baby League
>Not having a pitcher with a better slugging percentage than the batters he faces.
Sounds like the AL is for casuals.
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>>67329820
>>67329831
>>67329860
>>67329883
>>67329905
>>67329906
>>67329907

RUSED AS FUCK
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Hey white sox bros, just ignore and talk to us about your team.

So how's your team this year outside of the Box Score (i.e. your record)?

Where's your weakness(es)?
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>>67329920
because they're famous for losing. When they start winning they have an identity crisis.
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>>67329921
Arrieta is worse than a guy the Sox DFA'd today.
>>
>>67329937

Im not rused, i just dont give a shit about the cubs. Why do you give a shit about the sox?
>>
>>67329914
Are they female and does their name start with a D?
>>
Hey white sox bros, just ignore them.
>>
>>67329954
Now let's see those states when he wasn't forced to use his worse pitches because the O's pitching coach sucked dick.
>>
>>67329940
Hitting is still a struggle. >We've had big numbers when it matters but overall the team batting avg is around the middle of the league.
>>
>>67329940
>weaknesses
We don't know when the bottom of the box falls out for the Sox.
>>
welp cancel the postgame show
>>
>>67329940
We have elite pitching (particularly bullpen) and defense. Hitting can be shaky, Rodon isn't always on and we have no 5th starter, but that last one is probably a good thing because
>Danks.

HBU bosbro?
>>
BASED MANLET

MORE HITS PLEASE
>>
FUCK YOU PEDO
>>
FINALLY
>inb4 Bustgarts GODP
>>
cancel the postgame show
>>
RACK'EM UP
>>
Rack 'em up
>>
>>67329940
We just released one of them.
Rodon might be another.
The only offense we have is timely hitting (50 of the 102 runs scored were 7th inning or later) so all you have to do is stretch the lead before then.
>>
>>67329988
Take a break from the shitposting for a second. I'm just curious, does the pitchf/x data support Arietta's claim that he was barred from using any specific pitch while with the Orioles?
>>
RACK EM UP
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C
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U
P
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>>67330009
I blame you
>>
>>67329940
our hitting is a dumpster fire but our pitching and defense has been GOAT

http://espn.go.com/mlb/features/cyyoung
>>
Rack em
>>
>>67330001
Starting pitching. Starting pitching. Starting pitching. Our "ace" (not counting Wright) has an ERA over 5.

It's miserable.

Also Kimblow needs to not be an inconsistent fucking retard that just whips in his fastball to get lit up by the likes of Davis.

The offense is good outside of tonight and that one game against Tampa.
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>White Sox had the nuts to tell LaRoche to fuck off and Danks to fuck off and their team is styling
>Red Sox don't have the nuts to tell Farrel and Buchholz to fuck off and our team beats up on shitters but seems to teeter over the edge every night

tell us your secrets WhiteSoxbros
>>
>>67330041
His velocity went up the way a high school player's does from sophomore to senior year. Arrieta is as clear a steroid user as there is in MLB.
>>
Damn a hit

OH SHIT A DP

Fuck this post timer and disappearing captcha
>>
>BUSTGAERTS

DFA

THIS

BUST

RIGHT

NOW
>>
>>67330076
Danks has been a long time coming.
>>
>>67329850
i see. thank you anon.
>>
>STEVE STONE WHITE SOX FEDORA

HOLY SHIT I'LL WEATHER THE DRUNK WOPS JUST FOR THAT
>>
If you see someone rocking a WS fedora on the street.

Say hi to me
>>
More runs for Q please
>>
>>67330076
Kenny Williams is raging out of control man who hasn't given a fuck in LITERALLY years.

>>67330066
What's wrong with Price? Is he just off or is something really amiss?
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>>67330098
We've had Buttholez since 07'

Is that not long enough...?

WAKE ME UP FROM HIM ALREADY
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>>67330076
We havent been through a full rotation withour Danks yet. As shit as he was, it's possible his replacement is worse.

>people will argue with me about this
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>>67330076
Don't forget you are paying a morbidly obese man to gain more weight.
>>
>>67330076
Danks was just waiting to be out.
>>
>white sox fedora

Haha
>>
>>67330088
>>67330066
>>67330055
>>67330033

Rolling for papi homer
>>
>tfw i just realized you can opt for the radio broadcast while watching mlb.tv

Jesus christ i love Ed Farmer
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>>67330114
>>67330112
Winter hat superior
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>>67330124
His velocity is down. His location is inconsistent. He's a mess at Fenway. I think the pressure might actually be getting to him.

He'll fix up soon enough, but he's just been a mess this year.

>le 14Ks against the Barves, despite loading the bases twice
>everyone praises him
>Wright blows the Barves out with occasional walks and 8Ks
>not a thing heard about him

REEEE
>>
>>67330166
Fuck.

You deserve it.
>>
>>67330084
>>67330041
Yes, the difference in his performance after joining the Cubs where he was able to play to his strengths.

>The latest name of a Roid user was leaked
>Not Arrieta
Keep on hoping, it's all you got.
>>
>>67330128
That's how long >we had danks
>tfw the avi, ladunn, and danks problems were solved in the first month
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Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
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>>67330188
>Keep on hoping, it's all you got.

Thanks, you too.
>>
>>67330202
Go away please.

>>67330191
At least you guys had the fucking stones to just release him.

Henry and Werner won't allow because they're Joos.
>>
>>67330166
I'll prepare my laughing papi ahead of time.
>>
>>67330202
Wins* Wins* Wins* Wins* Wins* Wins* Wins* Wins* Wins* Wins* Wins* Wins* Wins* Wins* Wins*
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>>67330202
>CIA
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Just got off work listening to game on radio

Is Don back and on TV?
>>
GOD his fucking Knuckle is UNREAL.
>>
My doubles mean Adam Eaton home run
>>
>>67330226
At least you guys sent Panda away to get fat without ruining the team. How is Rusney Castillo doing? I remember I wanted him when it Cuban-fever for the White Sox.
>>
>>67330224
Only if you don't include the top tier pitching staff, batting, fielding, manager and fanbase.
>>
fuck off sands, fix your eyes man
>>
>>67330263
Castillo fucking sucks donkey balls and is literally wasting away in the minors.

Allen Craig.
Rusney Castillo.
Pablo Sandoval.

100+M
Rotting in the minors/injured

BRAVO BEN, BRAVO YOU FUCKING GENIUS
>>
>>67330262
Tough break kid. Maybe next time.

Let me show you how it's done.

Papi hr incoming after these repeating integers.
>>
>>67330271
>fan base
Lel
>>
>>67330245
no, this new asshole just sounds like Don.

also fuck Jerry Remy. they should have dumped him instead and brought in Eck.
>>
>>67330245
No I think he's sick
He'll be back soon
>>
damn dio shouldve K'd there
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WRIGHT
R
I
G
H
T

THE WILD RIDE BOYS

GET HIM SOME FUCKING RUN SUPPORT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>67330271
I didn't know pissing and troughs and giving each other blow jobs in taco bell's bathroom before getting mugged while walking down a side street near the belmont red line were considered when deciding the quality of a team's fanbase.
>>
>>67330262
I would like another chance
>>
>>67330345
>implying he won't just rob a home run
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>ALLOW ONLY 2 HITS
>ALLOW ONLY 2 RUNS (BECAUSE THE KEKLER'S WILD RIDE)

>0 FUCKING RUN SUPPORT

THIS FUCKING TEAM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>67330297
>Cubs and Sox both have the best records in their respective leagues.
>Cubs have over 3 times as many people show up for their games.

Yup, the fanbase.


>>67330339
As opposed to playing in a stadium that looks like a prison yard and getting shot?
>>
>>67330310
Fuck eck

>the string cheese is high and stinky

The fuck is he talking about

Also

>get a haircut u fucking hippy
>>
dubs and all gets in this thread, or any other throughout this series, are null and void.
>>
>>67330383
Jesus fucking christ just go away

Nobody gives a fuck about whatever faggot complex you have that brought you to this thread

Fuck off
>>
Oh fucking what a dirty pitch.

Papi got fooled on that.

GET HITS
E
T

H
I
T
S
>>
>>67330383
>have over 3 times the bandwagoners
Ftfy
>>
Jesus christ dat pitch Q
>>
i wish the sox had a player named katana....
>>
HANLEY GOIN YARD
>>
Q is just randomly filthy as fuck sometimes.
>>
About fing time
>>
BASED FUCKING HANRAM
A
S
E
D

F
U
C
K
I
N
G

H
A
N
R
A
M
>>
fuck u hamley gonzalez
>>
Fuuuuck

Q ND is happening
>>
dad tells me ive done nothing but make mother feel like shit since the day i was born

more stressed about socks/socks series
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>Clay Buchholz will take the mound Wednesday with a 6.51 ERA, worst among the 52 qualifying starters in the American League.
>“The same talented pitcher is there,” Farrell said. “Collectively, we all have to get him on the right track.”
>www.providencejournal com/sports/20160503/red-sox-journal-joe-kelly-eduardo-rodriguez-on-way-back/
>our system thinks your post is spam

Farrell hates fun.
>>
Quintana SHOOK
>>
had to happen eventually
>>
Quintana ND confirmed
>>
He remembers how to hit homers?
If he remembered why wasn't he hitting more of them?
>>
>SHAW

BATS FLYING EVERYWHERE

DFA THIS BUST

DFA
F
A
>>
Shaw attempting to murder the White Sox fans
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>>67330463
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>>67330451
>Q ND is happening
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>CHRIS YOUNG

GO AWAY

GO

FUCKING

AWAY

YOU USELESS FUCKING SHIT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Ed Farmer going hard after Sox fans for not showing up tonight. He should, 18-8 isnt good enough? I wish I was in Chicago...I will be in 3 weeks.
>>
>>67330497
They'll just find an excuse to kill each other if the CPD doesn't.
>>
>>67330263
Castillo is bad and can't break into the lineup. Not beating JBJ or Mookie is forgivable but LF is free and he just won't take it.
>>
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>John playing the lefty killer

>not playing holt

>MUH LEFTY

FIRE THIS FUCKING ASS
>>
>>67330531
18-8 should automatically make up for the past 5 years

Uh yeah

No
>>
>stone
ahahahahahaha
>>
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>>67330263
we got rused.
>>
>>67330531
also it's Q, who is at the very least a top 5 pitcher in the league

I guess nobody knows that though

also it's against the red sox, very popular team, also the second best record in the league

>>67330591
so you don't expect anyone to show up at the ballpark until the season after they make the playoffs? are you retarded
>>
>>67330591
That is no excuse to only have 15,000 show up, most of them BoSox fans
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>Buttholez goes tomorrow

OB please don't say anymore please.
>>
>>67330591
Jesus christ you cheap, bandwagoning faggot.

You are what's wrong with this fanbase.

You cant fully enjoy the next WS because of how youre acting right now. Just fuck off and root for the Cubs you pussy.
>>
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>LE SHITTY LEFTY KILLER INSTEAD OF BROCKSTAR
>>
WRIGHT
R
I
G
H
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WILD RIDE. NEVER ENDS. BOYS.

GET HIM SOME MORE RUNS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>cubs get good and everyone in wrigleyville takes off their redsox hats finally
>put them back on to troll an internet thread on a burmese suicide hotline board


how do you questionable people even post with the glare from all the neon rainbow colored signs that adorn your local businesses?

oh right, you live in Schaumburg.
>>
>it's a low run support for Q episode

Wew
>>
The Red Sox may never score again tbqh with you Joe
>>
>we have much more length up here these days

HAWK'S PENIS BTFO
>>
>>67330773
Kek
>>
>>67330741
>SCHAUMBURG!!!!!
Being this mad about our IKEA
>>
Stop going to Guerin please.

BJBJ
J
B
J
>>
this is gonna have to an absolute gem by Q for us to win. I think the offense has done all they are gonna do

>inb4 7th inning
that meme is not long for this earth
>>
>los white sox
>not las medias blancas
>>
>>67330808
>implying Bolingbrook's IKEA isn't better than yours
>>
>>67330604
HIs ear always freaked me out
>>
Pedroia please.
>>
>>67330826
>not The Medias Blancas
>>
>>67330811
did you see her in the cowboy hat last week?

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>
>>67330866
As I've said before, I'd waifu her.

But she's a terrible field reporter.
>>
going to the liquor store after this inning, what does everyone want?
>>
>>67330808
You don't mention based Woodfield but brag about having a furniture store?
>>
>>67330811
>>
>>67330907
water :^)
>>
>>67330907
coke
water
capri sun
chocolate milk
>>
>take a 2-0 pitch down the plate
>swing at strike 3 over your head

Pedroia, sometimes I just don't get you.

And Lyons explanation was dog doo doo. Fuck hitting oppo field. Just put the fucking ball in play, and pull if you need to.
>>
>>67330907
6 pack of steel reserve tall cans desu
>>
Nice nice nice Q
>>
>>67330907
Malört :^)
>>
>>67330907
bleach martini
>>
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>>67330907
budget tier vodka familia
>>
>>67330834
>Implying Sox fags even have the means to travel to Bolingbrook.

Go Cubs go!
Go Cubs go!
Hey Chicago whadya say?
The Cubs are gonna win today.


Well I'm here to stay now. So I'm looking forward to seeing which Sox teams can collapse faster.
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>>67330907
I'm not drinking tonight. Just ice water for me.
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GIVE WRIGHT

FUCKING

RUN SUPPORT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PAD YOUR STATS AGAINST SHIT TEAMS THEN DISAPPEAR AGAINST THE WHITE SOX YOU REEE
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>>67330926
Woodfield has top tier slags
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>>67330907
Depends on Abreu at bat.
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>>67331018
Scotch
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>allow less hits than your opposing pitcher
>lose

this should be illegal tbqh with you Joe
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>>67330907
Fentanyl
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>it's a Sox lineup beats up on shit teams in April then goes cold in May episode
seen this one too many times familia
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>>67330999
Well at least your watching teams that have an actual small chance of making it to the world series
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Wright has settled in.
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>>67331064
>joe

Stop
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who /milk/ here?
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WUT
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>>67331092
Literally don't know what you mean tbqh with you Joe

HANIGOAT LITERALLY GOING MENTAL BECAUSE OF THE KEKLER

BASED HANIGOAT IS A MESS
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>>67331094
Underage ban
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Is the umpire def? I heard that tip over the TV.
>>
PAYBACK FOR AJ PIERYZNSKI
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obviously tipped... whatever.
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>>67331142
Did you watch the replay? He didn't tip it famalam.
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>>67331121
>not drinking milk
You a faggot, son?
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I don't hear anything
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>>67331121
Not gonna make it.
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>>67331094
umm why are you drinking milk on your cut?
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>>67331094
1-2 glasses a day but i dont store it like those canadian savages.
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>>67331168
>drinking milk
You a faggot, son?
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>drinking milk
>ever

WOW JOE

You people need to be in jail.
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>>67331162
Did you?
>>67331151
We had already swept you guys before that happened.
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>>67331087
That's not the Royals and Nationals game.
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come on lawrie rip this thing out of here
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>>67331217
>nats
wew
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>>67331221

ah so close
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WRIGHT
R
I
G
H
T

THE WILD RIDE SENPAITACHI, THE WILD RIDE.

Now please get him some runs tbqh with you Joe
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>>67331168
>willingly and unironically drinking milk after infancy
>willingly and unironically drinking another species' milk at any time

Lmao at your life family
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>it's a no O episode
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>>67331230
better chance than the either sox team.
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>>67331168
Milk is just cow cum though.
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uhm can some one help me my tv won't turn on
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>>67331257
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>>67331291
Is it plugged in?
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>>67331286
only if it's from a cow
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>>67331291
Try turning it off
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>>67331291
Call the Genius bar
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>>67331312
>>67331319
oh sorry it was the wrong remote
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>lead off man on
R A L L Y
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>Theo
>a Red Sox fan
Good to see the owners are making OB shill for them.

BASED X
A
S
E
D

X
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runner on for Ortiz.... fuck fuck fuck fuck
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>big poopi

OMG

JUST

RETIRE

ALREADY
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DAT FUCKING STRIKEOUT FROM Q

MY NIQQA
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>big pee pee
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>tfw Large Father has been striking the fuck out all the time now
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It doesn't feel like we should be winning this

I don't like it
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he gone
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>>67331464
Hes batting like .500

calm down bro
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>>67331466
Enjoy your Q faggot


Stop being such a bitch
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Hanley GODP
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>>67331483
that just means half the time he could be A LOT better
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>Chicago fans love posting anime
>Boston fans have their own anime mascot
>both called the Sox
is this a match made in heaven??
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>>67331466
I had a feeling our O would fall asleep tonight. This is basically our only chance of taking a W from you guys this series.

Misery.

>it's a cuckler pitches another beauty but loses episode

JUST

MISERY
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>>67331531
Q and Sale may be great, but the rest of this rotation has gotten a little shaky. Not over bro, and think of it this way--no matter who wins at least anime will be posted.
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SHAW JUST KILLED OB

SHAW PLEASE STOP
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Too bad that foul ball didn't kill Steve
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holy shit, they got a foul.
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he got hit by a foul ball and can't even make it funny

i miss don
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>>67331584
Bud.

Bud.

Bud.

A "shaky" rotation for you guys is like a world class rotation for us. We have fucking Buttholez and Owens pitching. I foresee you guys putting up 15 Runs combined between the two games.
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[awkward laughter continues]
>>
Q is bretty good

hope more people start noticing him this season
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these long ABs are killing me
>still a pretty economical pitch count
>>
>Don and Jerry not in the booth to make jokes
>Shaq strikes out

ffs
>>
BULLSHIT

HE DIDN'T GO

But time for Carson smith to get ROCKED

Wait.

Wait.

WHY DID THEY PULL WRIGHT?

WHAT THE FUCK

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PULL HIM THIS EARLY

HE'S A FUCKING KNUCLEBALLER

JESUS FUCK
>>
wew
>>
>>67331639
The White Sox have a tendancy to die a weak death against shitty pitcher. Weaver looked like prime Pedro Martinez against us.
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>>67331691
And Buttholez gave up like 8 runs to the Barves.

You will win that game going away. I guarantee it.
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>pulling a starter who's doing well against the Who Sox in their meme inning

whew lad bosox you walked right into an elaborate ruse
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>>67331676
tfw feels like a road game without Don and Jerry
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>>67331691
>someone signs danks
>he pitches against the sox and gets no hitters left and right
Truly, a fate worse than death.
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>Sean McAdam @Sean_McAdam 58s58 seconds ago
>Wright's line: 6 IP; 3 H; 2 ER; 4 BB; 6 K. 104-63

>pulling a Knucklerballer at 104 pitches

Let's see this Carson Smith pitch though.
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When will the cuckleballer get pulled so >we can beat up on the boston bullpen?
>>
hey who is this boy pitching i don't know him
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>>67331768
He is literally not pitching this inning. Are you watching the game?
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>basic bitch white girl with first row seats staring at her phone
fuck this earth.
>>
>>67331770
wade miley
>>
>>67331770
le elbow made of paper man
>>
Carson Smith.

Not. Fucking. Bad.

His slider is DIRTY
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>>67331803
>expecting women to like baseball
>implying she's not there just because her boyfriend is
>>
omg this guy is an ace
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>sox offense said fuck it
Fun.
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>>67331886
>slider
I meant sinker.
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Good white sox team

> no one at the game

Absolutelydisgusting
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>shutting us down in the 7th

very well done boston, we have major meme magic that inning. that carson guy is good.
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>>67331584
>rodon gives up a couple infield hits and endures some errors
>somehow that means he sucks now

piss up a rope
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>>67331909
I'd never bring my GF to a baseball game unless she really wanted. Even then I'd try to convince her that she'd hate it.
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>>67331920
This team sometimes, I swear to god.
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lol why did this game start so late
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>>67331946
dude rodon has a habit of going walk-crazy.
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>>67331932
Sox fans are majorly working class.
>>
500
>>
>CHRIS YOUNG

WHY

THE

FUCK

IS HE STILL

IN THE FUCKING GAME

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
HEY HEY HEY
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>>67331985
>not NEET class

do you not see the anime after every win?
>>
>Fat Albers warming up
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>>67331955
Sounds like you have the wrong gf.
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>>67331985
Or u mean niggers
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BASED Q
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>>67332016
Hi drapper
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>>67332016
Ironically, he's also the best pitcher >we have in the bullpen
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>>67332063
>>67332063
>>67332063
>>67332063
>>67332063
>>67332063
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>>67332013
>quantifying a fanbase with 4chan

wew lad
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based Q
>yfw nurse blows it for him
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GOD FUCKING DAMN THIS STUPID FUCKING TEAM

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I CANT BELIEVE YOUNG WAS STILL IN THE GAME
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why doesnt chili tell them to look for fast balls and hit home runs every time?
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>don't even get to post dank memes this game because both teams have no offense
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I legitimately think ed is drunk

he's had at least one fucked up sentence per half inning all game
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>>67332072
why would we need a new thread?
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>>67332072
I don't think a second thread is necessary
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>>67332106
>>67332115
why not though?
>>
BASED FUCKIN EATON
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>>67332106
>>67332115
>1 run game

extras def possible
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>>67332185
Please no
>>
c-can Eaton get MVP votes this year? he's been so good.
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>>67332168
because this thread won't die for hours? and it's the bottom of the 8th anyway

>>67332185
even then
I don't understand this new thread phenomenon, why not just wait until they die
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>>67331750
Don is all done doing games for the Red Sox. He isn't coming back.
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>>67332185
pls no
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>>67332237
I don't understand your aversion to it.
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>>67332231
>May 3rd
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>>67332262
I just explained it though
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>>67332168
Well now the posting is split into two threads for no reason
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>>67332231
SCOTTIE PODS
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>>67332311
>>67332288
It isn't any "new phenomena"

Just go to the new thread. Y'all are childish about this.
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>white sox baserunning
Is this the real life
>>
Yes, waste your challenge.
>>
I don't want to give new thread attention whores what they want
>>
>that little hop at the end
careful there Eaton

>>67332338
Eaton is just elite this season
>>
DAT INSURANCE
>>
it's just white sox fans in this thread so it's comfier


A B R O O
B B
R -- R
O - - - O
O - -- - - O
>>
INSURANCE
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call the pen, johnny
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if it's not a save situation will Q stay in?
>>
I know it's the white sox so it seems like they're on thin ice at all times...

But I fucking love this year's team. They are flat out good.
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>>67332614
If he does I hope it's on the condition that if he gives up a baserunner he's out
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gg Boston see you guys tomorrow
>>
>there are fellow white sox fans complaining about attendance on a tuesday night, 50 degree, low-profile game whose team has to compete in a market with a team that constantly ranks in the top 5 of attendance in baseball
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>sox
what did they mean by this
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