BOS: Wright (2-2, 1.37)
CHW: Quintana (3-1, 1.47)
Donks gon', press F
s0x s0x
h0w c0uld be
? - ?
Boston lineup
f
Chicago lineup
Lets go boys
Bye donks
Thanks for 08
And no thanks for the rest, particularly my 20th bday which I still recall.
f
>mfw the White Sox win da worlds eries owl
>donks is gone
Thank you hahn, now just get rid of ventura
what the fuck
it's half an hour till first pitch
fucking kill yourself shitcongo
>>67327398
>being this upset
thanks for the bump i guess
>>67327398
stay mad bitch ass ni66a
https://d.maxfile.ro/egltfbwasv.webm
>Hanigan's face when it's Steven Wright's day to pitch
HANIGOAT ON SUICIDE WATCH
>two best teams in the league
S O X
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X
whos donks replacement?
>>67327398
Hey,
what's wrong with you.
Don't be mean to the White Sox bros. Literally the only other fanbase for baseball on /sp/ that:
1. exists
2. are bros
>>67327352
>jimmy rollins
>hitting 2nd
>>67327509
Johnson I think is going tomorrow
>>67327509
reposting
>Erik Johnson: had a chance up already, he sucked, got back down, doesn't show any improvement
>Jacob Turner: Not showing anything of note, might be worth a try, most likely not
>Carson Fulmer: Will need a year of Minors, not ready yet
>Miguel Gonzales: showed he didn't have it when he got tagged up by the Jays, maybe worth another look
>Scotty Carroll: No. Just No.
>Tim Lincecum: the rumors are swirling. His velo has dropped but still higher than Danks. If he can come cheaply, maybe?
It'll be Ejohnson for now.
>>67327551
He goes thursday. Rodon got bumped up to tomorrow.
>>67327603
>>67327509
Long term its probably going to be a trade acquisition. Gotta see who falls out of the AL West race (other than >Lastros) and go bother them. I would love to see Sonny Gray for Anderson+Fulmer, but the A's got that magic again this year it looks like and they're gonna stay in the race.
Donks aside, I want this season to FINALLY be good for Q.
He's due for some good luck finally going his way. 3-1 now. Let's make it 4-1 tonight! Let's go!
>>67327643
I don't know about trade because we're still short a bat and I would have wanted Laroche's 13 mil going towards that. If somehow ejohnson can be good or MiGo again, then it's much much better to spend on an actual DH than keep putting avi out there and praying. Unless miraculously Sands breaks out, but come on.
I want to believe in the turnaround.
>>67327603
more like
>Erik Johnson: had a chance, he sucked. had another chance, he sucked. had another chance, he sucked.
>Jacob Turner: had a chance, he sucked. had another chance, he sucked. had another chance, he sucked. had another chance, he sucked. had a chance for another chance, he sucked.
>Carson Fulmer: Will need a year of Minors, not ready yet
>Miguel Gonzales: had a chance, he sucked. Got hit by a line drive to the face a couple days ago.
>Scotty Carroll: had a chance, he sucked. had another chance, he sucked. had another chance, he sucked. had another chance, he sucked.
>Tim Lincecum: He sucks
the only real options are Tyson Ross, who is dead last I heard, and James Shields?
Jhoulys Chacin has had a good start for the barves
Hey White Sox bros, you guys get to face Buttholez and Owens after tonight, which are guaranteed wins for ya.
Can you give us this one tonight?
please don't rape the BoSox too hard, I'm starting to have hope in this team again
>>67327771
I'm pretty sure the [white] sox used up all their offense in baltimore, wouldn't be surprised if they score like 4 runs this series
>>67327771
Rodon recently has not been a guaranteed win. I'd rather the W for Q.
>>67327779
I was going to say the same to you. That bosox offense and big pappi mashing. Holy shit.
Our offense is still inconsistent. Seems to be getting better. We'll see. It is only beginning of May after all.
>Red Sox Stats @redsoxstats 36m36 minutes ago
>Rodriguez rehab #2 tonight. Was blooped and bleedered to death in his first game, has committed an error & allowed a monster HR in the 1st.
TUMBLING TUMBLING TUMBLING
>>67327742
Well some people have said Tyler Danish but isn't he too far under the system to even be considered?
>>67327803
*baltimore and toronto
>>67327779
Trust me, we are saying the same thing about you guys. I need another month of this kind of baseball to really start believing.
>>67327771
>i am now reminded of Buccholz
i was p comfy before your post, thanks asshole
TY BASED DANKS FOR LEAVING THE TEAM
>>67327835
Danish is getting lit up in AA and probably profiles more as a reliever.
>>67327771
Score more than 2 runs on Q and this offense will go into "ND" mode. Rodon has been sketchy so who knows. Johnson is well...something
>>67327851
I-I'm sorry.
But he's just never going to go away. At least the White Sox have balls enough to just DFA Danks today.
That'll never happen with Buttholez. We're stuck with him FOREVER.
>>67327879
Johnson is well.... not danks
>>67327878
>Danish is getting lit up in AA
>3.5 ERA
>>67327908
tbqh with you Joe, anything over a 2 in AA is like a 7 in the Majors.
>Chris young instead of based HOLT
Fuck you, Farrel
>>67327926
>go to barons website
>Tyler Danish Named SL Pitcher of the Week
I'm being uncharacteristically optimistic but uh, Rodon actually hasn't been that bad himself?
Caught some bad breaks by the D which caused runs to stack up. Then got overextended on the last start when he should have gotten pulled before giving up that homer. There was that Angels game though...
Guess we're still not sure on Rodon/Rodanks just yet.
>Danks DFA'd
PRAISE THE FUCKING SUN
>no decent replacement
Fuuuuuuuuck.
>>67327908
hm he must be getting better, its been rough for him in birmingham mostly. K/BB even looks good.
for how good the start has been in the majors, the sox farm has been a nightmare. everyone sucks, even guys like Zangari and Adolfo.
>>67327946
Is that actually an accomplishment though?
>>67327946
tbqh with you Joe, that's basically the same as a Participation Trophy in the Majors.
go sox! (lol)
>>67327973
I'm only following loosely, mostly reading game recaps/highlights from the minor league updates on SSS. But how's Davidson doing?
In spring people wanted him to DH Avi. A lot more reasonable people said let him have a good season in the minors first. So is he even within possibility range?
hey chicago guys I remember you being nice from last season do you still do the shark meme? at least I think it was a shark or maybe some wave
>>67327233
i got you that red sox hat you wanted son
>>67328016
haha I like your post
>>67327973
well he was 20 last season
looks like he had a rough first outing this season and has been great since. threw a 3 hit shutout last time out
>>67328043
smarch is gone now
good riddance
>>67328043
that guy fucking sucks and we got rid of him. hes probs more hated than danks.
>>67328017
Davidson has had some amazing games, but mostly been shitty. 33% K, and he's batting around .200.
FERRARI
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>>67327972
They're holding out for another has-been coming off of surgery.
Kill me.
>>67328093
So still better than avi you say...
I remember people were saying he could hit ML pitching but sucked against MiL so they wanted to give him a chance in the bigs. Myself, not quite sure how true that could be.
>when the mlb.tv stream starts
reminder danks did nothing wrong
>WLS 890: We Love (the) Sox network
Hmm not bad actually.
>>67328154
>when you open a NESN stream and the first thing you hear is "Pablo Sandoval"
>>67328124
>yfw Sox sign another NL babby
inb4 Lincecum
>>67328175
How much of the 14 million dollarydoos is danks paying you to succ?
>>67328180
When they only signed Farmer and Jackson to a one year deal, it upset me greatly.
I would die if i couldnt listen to them all summer long in my backyard.
There's the fireworks
HERE WE GO Q
LET'S GO BOYS
Start the homestand right!
fuck it's this downy fag again
>>67328206
Kenny Williams always get his man. Always...
>>67328192
>mfw pablo sandoval is done for the season
ELLEN
L
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>>67328180
based farmio
hey Red Sox, I've heard you guys have gotten better the past couple years. I hope so, we had a great series with the Blue Jays and everything was handled with class and dignity. Surprisingly good bros about everything. Let's all agree to keep the memes clean and above the waist; and all do our part to raise the level of baseball dialogue in these game threads.
>>67328260
FUCK I AM SO JEALOUS FUCK FUCK FUCK
>NO MORE SANDOFAT.
I'm okay with this
>>67328263
White Sox - Red Sox gamethreads are top tier tbqh with you Joe, I like you bros. No worries. Ignore neutrals if they decide to shit us up.
God i fucking love this sport lads
First pitch feels so fucking good
FUCK YOU RED SOX
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
FUCK YOU RED SOX
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
>>67328260
何?!?!?!
>>67328303
thats pretty gay
>>67327352
Let's go Chicago!
>>67328316
お前も死んでいる
>9 PITCHES
REEEEEEEEE
>>67328248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRntEh17lfg
GOOOOOOOOOOOO SOX
;)
guess Sox fans aren't gonna show up until school's out.
>>67328356
Fuck I meant もう
Hey Red Sox bros what happened to Koji? I watched the Yankees/Red Sox game and he wasn't closing
>>67328388
You also forgot the は.
>>67328356
>>67328388
>weeaboos
>Red Sox don't score in the 1st inning
Poop
o
o
p
>>67328388
You had one job.
>this ump
love it when people are speaking weeb in my white sox GT's
Q seems to be in good form, he does well against the Red Sox usually IIRC
>>67328417
Watch it pal.
>first game back to soxbros after a 3 week ban
feels so good
>>67328313
kek
F
>>67328467
what'd you get banned for anon?
>>67328460
NO FUCK I WANT AN OFFICIAL ANIME GIRL FUCK YOU FUCK
fuck all we have is some shitty nigger president
Time for Hanigan to kill himself.
>>67328417
dis gun b gud series m8
Stream?
Radio or video
>base hit
It's over
>melky cabrera
>dioner navarro
lol
ty based eaton
>>67328525
I'll telegram you.
>Wright
ITS OVER
>>67328496
shitting up /vp/ during corocoro time
it was harsh but deserved
>Wright giving up hits
IT'S
OVER
rip butterflies
>>67327233
Are we absolutely certain that's not a dude in a wig?
>>67328503
We sorta have an anime in Shimoneta..
Oh who am I kidding. I'm jealous as well.
>Steve Lyons
God fucking dammit
Was Adam Laroche's kid the worst clubhouse cancer?
>>67328452
このバカは日本語を知らない(笑)。
日本語を話す人は本当に日本語を話せるか君はGOOGLE TRANSLATEを使いました。
>>67328606
Remy only gets home games this year (essentially).
So get ready for a lot of Steve.
>>67328614
Certainly didn't do Laroche himself any favors.
>>67328614
[white] sox would have won the 2015 world series if it weren't for that kid
ABROOOOOOOO
A B R E U
IT'S OVER
T
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S
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V
E
R
>JBJ
>GOOD
DFA
F
A
Josavior!
OH SHIT, ABROO DID SOMETHING GOOD
>abreu hauling ass for a triple
based
ABROO IS BACK
>abroo triple
wat
wow this "ace" is a bust
ABROOOOO
JBJ ur done kid enjoy AAA
Where did our ACE go?
>>67328676
Have you been watching at all the last 2 weeks you fucking cancerous faggot?
Wright is a bust omg dfa him NOW
>>67328736
He's been lacking m8
WRIGHT
R
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WEW LADS
THE KEKLER WILD RIDE HAS BEGUN
>>67328783
>mutli game hitstreak
>lacking
>>67328736
This witch hunt for supposed "bandwagoners" is fucking stupid. Abreu has been garbage.
LIVE LOOK AT RYAN HANIGAN'S FACE
>>67328857
hes obvs heating up
>>67328853
>>mutli game hitstreak
how do you have a hitstreak without it being multi game.
AJAX
FUCK SO CLOSE
fuck that was a nice catch
fugg
>>67328853
>What is potential?
damn nice catch
Papi isn't fucking around tonight
>>67328899
He meant a streak of games with more than one hit.
>jumping
JAX
lol @ papi, good to see he's enjoying his last season
>>67328931
I like how you deleted that post because you read it again after you posted it.
>>67328857
It wasnt a witchhunt and i didnt say anything about bandwagoners. The announcers just got finished saying Abreu had five 2+ hit games in the last six when that faggot said "holy shit abroo did something heuheueheuhee."
damn forgot White Sox threads are always dominated by Chinese cartoons
>>67328987
Its probably like two autists
>>67328950
What are you talking about?
>>67328987
I can't imagine
This AB tho
>>67329011
It looked like a deleted post, idk why my browser does that so I thought you deleted it because I thought it was redundant, btw your post is redundant
>11 PITCHES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Top of 2nd and no shot of Brock yet.
:(
>>67329006
I'm not spoonfeeding you shit
>>67329006
All I got is Macross Delta for shits and giggles. DiU doesn't get good until Rohan shows up. So no.
>>67329007
>two
hahahahaha
Jose "leave the gold glove to me" abreu
HELMET CAME OFF
AGAIN
THE MADMAN
Why does Hanley's helmet always fall off? Like wtf
brooooo
>>67329006
Tell me what kind of shows you like
>>67329036
rude tbqh with you Joe
>>67329053
ok
>>67329033
>>67328361
at least the other 4 have been 10 pitches total
>>67329095
I'm open to anything tbqh with you Joe
So is that run the only one Qs gonna get tonight?
>mother-son night
my favorite
>>67329144
It all depends on Steven Wright's Wild Ride.
Time for a Cuckler adventure. Expect LOTS of passed balls.
>>67329144
Not with the way they've been playing
Big Pappi applauding after ajax robbed him. Awesome. Straight up class.
Alright leadoff walk, get more runs for Q!
>this ump
pretty small box tbqh with you Joe
But at least he's consistent so far.
>Milf Night
Nice
is lawrie elite
also why isn't lawrie hitting second yet
Ed is saying that pitch was high and Hanigan framed it as a strike but gameday shows it as high indeed but in the zone.
>>67329254
dont mess w success
that kid was pure clubhouse cancer
>>67329274
The woes of a Cuckler
THE most MEME pitch.
>>67329274
ump's calling high strike but its not crazy... basically high-borderline calls are all going K. it fine, nothing to bitch about after that embarrassment in Baltimore.
>>67329240
>Laroche declined the teams money and retired for kicking his son out
lol that will show em
>>67329123
For well-done shounen action, Boku no Hero Academia
For comfy, Flying Witch
For comedy with a side of comfy, Kuma Miko
For a carbon copy of Attack on Titan, Koutetsujou no Kabaneri
For JoJo, JoJo
Damn it dio
Sheeeeeeeeeeit
can someone help me?
I can't figure out what this "soccer ball" thing is that half these players don't know about
WRIGHT
R
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T
THE WILD RIDE, BOYS
>>67329326
I actually love reading BokuHero, but I'm always weary of Shounen Manga-to-Anime.
Everything else will heed, thanks. Here's an Ellen for your troubles.
>>67329356
im black and idk what it is
>>67329356
literally no clue tbqh with you Joe
Knuckleballers are meme faggots and should be eradicated like Hitler tried to do with the jews.
>>67329400
RUDE
U
D
E
Look this poor guy in the eye and tell him that.
>>67329006
everything this season is crap
wait what the fuck's up with this joe thing?
Is that OUR Chris young that we gave up for Javy Vazquez?
LEFTY KILLER
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Q dealing!!
>>67329430
>bandwagoners
hey bros got home late how's nava doing today?
nine in a row
gogo Q
Based Eaton
>>67329430
idk tbqh with you Joe
FUCKING FUCK
GOD DAMN IT STOP CHEATING WHITE SOX
I miss Danks.
I want to marry Eaton
>this White Sox outfield defense
God damn
I miss the Barves defense
FUCK YEAH EATON
>>67329454
Q is literally unironically the 2nd best pitcher in the league, after Sale
EATON
GOD
What the fuck
Eaton pls don't emulate bo. Don't won't you getting injured again
HOW IS HE SO PERFECT
>champagne lodge
Just give Eaton the award already.
Eaton is out of control in RF, I've never seen anything like this. Even Rowand was never this good.
Eaton's defense has been otherworldly good, it's like the royals outfield all came together and gave Eaton their powers
>>67329513
Can we get a fucking hit please. I don't like being no hit.
Especially when fucking Wright is pitching. Our only pitcher that DESERVES run support.
![Ragecopy[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/LaI5yqJ.png "Ragecopy[1].png")
>be from Indiana
>driving on the skyway for my morning commute
>see brake lights ahead
>traffic comes to complete stop
>sit there for 15 minutes
>enough of this my coffee is getting cold
>drive on the shoulder to get ahead
>see a cop so I slam on the brakes so I don't get shot
>try to merge in
>this total faggot doesn't let me in
>honk at him so he knows I'm there
>he honks back and speeds forward
>quickly move in front of him and shove my bumper in the lane
>he honks again even though I did nothing wrong
>look in the rearview mirror
>Illinois plates
EVERY TIME
https://vine.co/v/ixHFLrmPPzv
>lets go down to guerin
lets not, asshole.
Where's Gary?
Eaton is fucking outrageous
Who knew that right field would be his true calling?
>Eaton
How can one man be so based?
>>67329545
>be from Indiana
I'm sorry
Nick Markakis when?
>>67329545
>driving on shoulder
>did nothing wrong
>>67329545
Did you vote Trump tho?
>Cruz just announced he's dropping out
LITERALLY MEMES
>>67329545
You're the faggot for wanting to beat the traffic because your coffee is getting cold
>>67329477
who?
leadoff walkagain
Come on top of lineup...
>>67329545
How do you like paying some consortium of petro-garchs from Spain and Australia $5 each way? They closed that McD's too :(
Awww shit 1 and 2nd with no outs
Come on offense
WRIGHT PLEASE
THE WILD RIDE
>>67329606
I don't Like trump all that much but seeing him elected will be the most hilarious thing ever. I imagine /pol/ is happy
hannigan hates life enough as it is, stop throwing him shite balls
God hates the Knuckleball.
IT'S NOT WORKING TONIGHT
IT IS NOT WORKING TONIGHT
>>67329688
Bring back the spitball.
minimize the damage
>knuckleballer
>tries to throw fastballs
>cant come within a foot of the plate
Lmao. He deserves it.
>swing and a long one
>foul
Ed pls
>>67329718
He has literally not thrown a fastball.
jesus is ed drunk tonight?
DOES WHEELS HAVE ANY GOOD CATCHPHRASES YET?
>>67329754
You literally have not watched the game.
Save us Josavior!
>Being so dominate that the opposing team announcers have just given up and say "Welcome back to the Arrieta show".
Let's see Sales do that.
Also
>White Sox attendance still low tonight with the best record in the American league and Red Sox in town. Looks like 12K
>sandoval expected to miss rest of season
is the recovery time from pretend surgeries that long? good luck to him.
>LOADING THE BASES
THE
WILD
RIDE
KEKLER PLEASE
WHAT THE FUCK
H
A
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T
H
E
F
U
C
K
GRAND SLAM WHEN?!
inb4 no runs
>>67329787
>babby league
two ML franchises are playing go talk about AAA elsewhere
Time for a grand slam
frazier pls
HE GAVE UP A RUN
IT'S OVER
IT'S
ALL
OVER
eh works I guess
>>67329802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImKY6TZEyrI
