KC: Aryan recievers "ready to cuck" rest of NFL
FA:Bears say goodbye to LG Slauson after draft
FA:Bears dump veteran S Antrel Rolle, save $2.7M
CLE:Browns claim Kessler will get chance to start
SEA:TCU's Trevone Boykin ends up with SEA as UDFA
PHI:Pouting Sam Bradford still ignoring Eagles
CHI:Hoyer heads to Chicago to caddie for Cutler
IND:Irsay: Talks with Luck 'progressing well'
TEN:Titans make CB Kalan Reed Mr. Irrelevant
CLE:CLE acquires former 2nd-round CB Jamar Taylor
NYG:Giants select UCLA RB Perkins in 5th round
BUF:Bills take a 4th-round flyer on Cardale Jones
DEN:Broncos take RB Devontae Booker at No. 136
poo
jets
>>67270253
>His team doesn't have a majority white offense
Wew lads
Ezekiel Ansah/Devin Taylor > JJ Watt/Jadeveon Clowney
bruh Derek Carr has a 90% better chance of winning the owl or at least reaching one than Teddy B
just give up, hope for a good QB class after teddys 5th year option comes up and the they tank the season
Reposting ITT
tell delusional vikings fans what you think. y/n?
>>67270316
Ziggy's journey to the NFL is so fucking bonkers.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ezekiel_Ansah
>>67270306
>tfw majority black everything
>>67270397
>former Ugandan child soldier
>kidnapped by Mormons and forced to play at BYU
>drafted and forced to play for Detoilet
Poor guy
What's in the water in Kansas City that gives all of their fans autism?
>queefs
>>67270316
pls gib ziggy
>>67270476
The one city worse than all of Africa.
>>67270493
Whatever they've got down in Dallas
>>67270509
That's not Baltimore.
>kansas city queefs
>>67270493
>What's in the water in Kansas City that gives all of their fans autism?
Crystal meth
>>67270519
>nobody talks about le snook man
>always starts shit about baltimore and ravens trips
and you wonder why im the only one that doesnt mind you
what record do you have the packers at this year and post season run
>>67270519
Milwaukee > Green Bay desu
>>67270519
Baltimore, what a fall from grace.
>>67270543
>implying he knows the difference between them
>>67270543
I don't think anyone would ever argue with this
>>67270253
>btw guys i'm a queefs fan XDDD
>pay attention to meeee
Fuck off.
Fuck. Off.
We seriously do not care. We don't care about your shit team, we don't care about your piece of shit fanbase, we don't care about your city. One thing we certainly don't care about is your fucking stale memes. Jesus Christ, why do queefs fans even post? Do you fucks ever benefit, inform, arouse concern in ANYONE on this board? No. You posted this because you are solipsistic memeing pieces of shit who think they matter because people keep replying to your stupid copypastas and memes. I can hear you just now, you're thinking "xD but le smeth is elit-" SHUT THE FUCK UP. I don't care about your fucking QB either. This is a thread where you post shitty-made memes of your pathetic team for validation, hell it could be /s4s/ for all that matters - you are all just cancerous attention whores. The idiots on this board who continue to reply to your shitposts have convinced you that you have any kind of worth, guess what: you fucking don't. You're valued for nothing. Why you think posting the same fucking shit in every god damn /nfl/ thread is funny is fucking beyond me.
Words cannot describe the utter amount of hatred I have for you classless pieces of human garbage. I cannot stand your vapid fanbase, the way you constantly scream during a fucking game. You are literal scum who lives for nothing more than getting validation from random autists on the internet i.e. us, and you think we're going to tolerate you parading your fucking boring memes on our board? Think again, fuckface. Fans like you are the most boring people any NFL fan could ever meet, because you do nothing but spam the same fucking memes andpastas or SOME OTHER SHIT WE DON'T CARE ABOUT. You have the audacity to expect us to care when you never provide any interesting discourse or say something interesting, you literally just consume and regurgitate SHIT. We whole heartedly despise you, and you should never forget that
My draft takeaways for every team.
COWGIRLS: No question they were too early on Elliot, but they should have a nasty running game next year because of it. Smith obviously high risk/high reward. I like the Prescott pick.
IGGLES: Don't really but into Goff or Wentz. Don't know much about the rest of their picks.
GINTS: Apple and Shepard are projects, don't see any immediate contributors in the class.
RAYCISSS: Doctson has potential but shouldn't have gone before Treadwell. Not sure about the rest.
BURRS: Floyd will be a huge help for them. Intrigued by Hall and Houston-Carson.
LOINS: Decker and Robinson should be at least decent, and I like the focus on the OL.
PUCKERS: Skeptical of or unfamiliar with all of their picks.
BI-QUEENS: Treadwell is a stud. Like Alexander and Brothers as well. Boehringer might be a meme, but I think he could at least become a big decoy.
KEKANEERS: Hargreaves and Spence make their D instantly better. Aguayo could be a good K but trading up for him was way too memetastic.
FAILCONS: Good draft, I think their first 4 picks could all have a big impact next year.
PANTS: Looks like they're hoping Butler can replace Kawann Short down the line. Surely they have to hit on 1 of those CBs right?
TAINTS: Afraid Rankins is just an interior sub-rusher. I feel good about Thomas and Bell, though.
TARDINALS: Like their first 2 picks. Arians has done pretty well with loose canons like Nkemdiche before (see: Mathieu).
RASM: Don't really but into Goff or Wentz. Could get decent players out of Cooper or the TEs. Underwhelming class.
40WHINERS: Like their early defensive picks, but concerned that they won't get good coaching.
XIRCAWKS: Reed should fit right in on D. Ifedi is a project.
>>67270519
Why is a Packer trip from Florida so obsessed with the Baltimore Ravens?
JOEY BOSA WILL RAPE DERK CARR FOR YEARS
AHAHAHAHA RAIDERS SCARED AS FUCK
http://www.silverandblackpride.com/2016/4/28/11533562/donald-penn-says-new-chargers-de-joey-bosa-better-brush-up-on-my-tape
Donald Penn scared as fuck LOL
>>67270572
AFC
BLELS: First 3 picks on front 7 guys who Ryan will no doubt coach into good players.
LOLPHINS: Tunsil is an absolute steal, a rare smart personnel decision from Miami. Don't know about the rest of their class.
JEST: I like the defensive emphasis and Shell. Very low expectations for Hackenberg.
CHEATRIOTS: I like Jones and Thuney as depth guys. Don't know what to make of Brissett yet.
BUNGLES: Not sure about Jackson. Billings should help right away though, and Core adds solid depth at WR.
SAD FACTORY: A little skeptical of Coleman and some of these other players, but surely on volume alone some of them should be decent. Maybe Higgins or Wright.
RATBIRDS: Not sure about Stanley, but I like the defensive guys they picked up. Dixon is a nice sleeper, should help their running game right away, and Reynolds should be a decent swingman/wildcat guy.
STOOLERS: Not very familiar with any of their picks. Burns seems risky.
CLOTS: Kelly should upgrade their OL right away. Don't know much about Green. Clark is a dud.
JASG: Ramsey should be a beast, and I like the emphasis on D, but they could've used some OL help as well. Jack obviously high risk/high reward.
TOXINS: Not totally down on Fuller, but don't understand taking him ahead of Treadwell. Like the Miller pick, though, and if Martin is anywhere near as good as his brother he'll go down as a great pick.
TITS: Seems like they took a RT with #8 overall, so there's that. Like their 2nd rounders though.
BUNCOS: Low expectations for Lynch, but he could surprise. Booker and McGovern should help them right away.
QUEEFS: Jones is clearly talented but his attitude worries me. Don't know much about the rest of their guys.
CHORGERS: Bosa is no Watt, but he should be solid. Also like Tuerk.
RAIDNIGGERS: Don't know enough about Joseph, but like the defensive emphasis. Alexander has good value for a late-rounder.
>>67270557
this has potential
>Nfc
1. Cardinals
2. Cowboys
3. Packers
4. Panthers
5. Seahawks
6. Vikings
>Afc
1. Broncos
2. Steelers
3. Patriots
4. Texans
5. Bengals
6. Jets
>>67270577
I would be obsessed with the city of a better football team too if my teams QB was Ryan Tannelel
As bad as Chef fans are, KC Royals fans are even worse
>really quiet dude I was friends with in middle school and graduated in the same class as me is now an undrafted agent acquisition for the Falcons
what the fug
What the hell rest of the large city in America?
>>67270623
Should have the part where the coach had to tell the practice squad guys to take it easy on Tannehill
>>67270615
>2
Steelers
4 or 5 is more likely
t. Steelersfag
Defense is too young and inexperienced
>>67270641
dont worry, I have both
Falcons draft grades, from someone who understands their scheme at least remotely:
>Keanu Neal
One of my draftfus. The best safety in the draft along with Karl Joseph (which was another underrated pick), Keanu is a tall, hard hitting safety with great closing speed and athleticism. He's good in coverage, playing both FS and SS at Florida.
Keanu will play the "Kam Chancellor" of the Falcons defense. He will be asked to play deep in the box and roam, laying hits.
The Steelers would've reportedly taken Keanu at #25, so I don't think it was a reach. I'm extremely happy that they didn't draft Derron Lee, who will be a sad bust like a lot of the Ohio players tbqh
B+ grade
>Deion Jones
Another one of my draftfus. The fastest true linebacker in the draft, Deion Jones reminds me of a thicker Telvin Smith. He is an instant starter at WLB for the Falcons with some potential to play ILB. He has very good coverage skills along with good tackling ability in the open field. He's instinctive and quick to diagnose.
A grade
>Austin Hooper
Finally, a fucking tight end drafted after Tony Gonzalez retired. Hooper will be another day one starter, and will be used possibly similarly to how Gonzalez was at the end of his career. He excels at finding soft areas in zone defenses, and then high pointing the ball. Hooper should be a very valuable redzone target.
B+
>De'Vondre Campbell
Height-weight-speed player who comes from a cover-3 scheme. He's 6'4" and will be developed into an ILB but I think he's far off from starting right now. The pick make sense but I wish we had drafted OG Westerman instead.
C
Overall = B
>>67270577
Because Baltimore is the next Detoilet or Chiraq.
>>67270589
>Don't know much about the rest of their guys
A R Y A N
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>>67270634
I had no idea that New Orleans was such a small city.
>>67270661
I have a fun theory. The D line regressed because they don't have decent people to practice against.
>>67270634
Because Detoilet is 3rd world
Baltimore more violent than Chiraq. Loving every laugh.
>>67270674
Well, a lot of people left. A lot of those people were black. The city is becoming safer. Nobody knows why.
>>67270674
Metro area probably comes close to doubling that number, but still small.
>>67270697
>Baltimore more violent than Chiraq
You know what "N/A" means?
>>67270542
>nobody talks about le snook man
>always starts shit about baltimore and ravens trips
But neither of those things are true.
What is it with /nfl/ becoming revisionist history general?
>>67270555
>>67270556
both of these tbqh
>>67270572
PUCKERS: Skeptical of or unfamiliar with all of their picks.
Yeah that's usually how it works.
>>67270577
>says I'm obsessed
>names images after me
Pot. Kettle. Black.
Then again Baltimore knows all about being black.
Boom. Roasted.
>finishing final projects for classes
>didn't see draft for seahawks
do you guys think pete and Schneider pulled off another good draft?
>>67270714
Is it like Baltimore where it's an Independent City or some shit? Because the Baltimore metro area is more like 2 million
>nigger cities trying to decide whos the least niggest
my sides
>>67270689
Dolphins D Line should be significantly better this year with Mario Williams and donkeykong imo, the secondary should be a little better too
>>67270732
who mentioned the term sneak before you posted
hard mode: who mentioned the packers before you posted this entire thread
attention whoring faggot
>>67270738
IMO your first 2 picks are a solid replacement for Mebane and a project OL whose ceiling is probably Okung-tier thanks to having the best OL coach in the League.
>>67270664
>good coverage skills along with good tackling ability in the open field
that's not what I've read
>>67270623
:^)
Debate me senpaitachi.
>>67270749
Yes, NO = Orleans Parish. The census has the metro area at 1.2m, but that goes out farther than what most people consider part of the NO area.
>>67270738
"Your" run is over. Enjoy being stuck in mediocrity for the next 20 years.
>>67270801
I like the FA moves the dolphins made this offseason
>>67270778
Glad you're finally catching on to Sneak's shenanigans
>>67270738
Pissed that Seattle got CJ Prosise, guy is gonna be a beast
>toxins fans
>>67270842
>she said yes
>>67270833
>Pissed that Seattle got CJ Prosise, guy is gonna be a beast
Yeah, he's probably going to replace Jackson pretty well. I wonder if he'll play wide out too.
>>67270842
Dudes face looks like a fucking eggplant
>>67270368
Teddy will be good this year
t. desperate vikings fan
>>67270880
>guy is gonna be a beast
No he's not, dumbass
>>67270910
You don't know shit man
>>67270778
lol what an insecure faggot
>>67270833
go suck your boyfriend's dick some more, faggot
>>67270905
If nothing else, Treadwell will make him look better.
Can we discuss Football please?
>>67270368
Carr won't sniff a owl.
Cap it.
>>67270966
Good luck with that. Sneaks in this thread
>>67270967
Carr will be much closer to the Owl than Bridgewater ever will.
>>67270832
I like Williams, Abdul-Quddus, and signing every available FA guard.The biggest question marks are Alonso and Maxwell, of course. The trade will end up being seen as either genius or terrible
>>67270942
You're better than this...
>>67270942
lewd
>>67270929
Neither do you Hep C capital of the world dweller
>>67270615
>1. broncos
not with sanchez
>>67270966
What do you think of the chargers WR Keenan Allen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VzTdpis2Y0
Anyone have a list of UDFA signings?
>>67270985
Carr hasnt even made the playoffs.
Teddy has been closer to an owl than carr
>>67270368
Teddy is beyond better.
I didn't see Teddy getting roasted by Newman after talking sooooo much shit about how they were going to 'stomp' the Vikings.
Teddy had no O line for his first two years and still managed to take them to a 7-9 record and a 11-5 record. With AP, an O Line and QUALITY WR's and a GREAT Defense, we will continue our reign as NFCN Champions. We will make it deep in the playoffs as well this year, while Carr is once again, sitting on the couch eating cum loads from his brother.
Carr has had a better O Line every year than Teddy has had. Teddy held the record for the most pressured QB in the NFL and still managed to play well.
Teddy > ALL Other QB's from his draft class.
Anyone who says otherwise is delusional or they are just trolling because they know the Vikings are for real and we have finally hit the jackpot.
VIKINGS VS BRONCOS
Teddy put up 240 AGAINST THAT DEFENSE, while getting DESTROYED all day.
RODGERS couldn't put up 90 yards against them.
ARIZONA
Teddy put up 335 against them
Rodgers couldn't put up more than that EITHER Game he faced them.
WE were beat within 3 points EACH GAME.
Both times when the Packers were facing a REAL CONTENDER they were BLOWN THE FUCK OUT.
If you gave Teddy the O Line Carr has had, he would have BETTER stats than Carr, if Carr had the WR's Teddy has and the O line he had, EVERYONE WOULD BE CALLING HIM A FUCKING BUST.
Teddy > CARR.
But no, you stupid no know nothing fucks don't get it. Carr has a better supporting cast, that ENDS THIS YEAR.
Carr has ALWAYS had time to throw the ball.
Hell by the time Teddy was completely pressured almost every play and was forced to throw the ball, the WR if running in a go route, would only be 10-20 yards DOWN THE FIELD and Teddy would be FORCED to throw.
THIS year Teddy has A O line that will actually ALLOW HIM TO HAVE MORE THAN 0.7 SECONDS TO THROW.
>>67271015
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2016/4/30/11545610/undrafted-free-agent-signings-tracker-2016-nfl-draft-udfas
>>67271013
>A Catch away from breaking the Chargers franchise record for most catches in a single game
>Twice
>Both times he gets injured literally a catch before he breaks it
Fucking tragedy of a season. Hopefully he comes back with a vengeance
>>67271013
>This video contains content from NFL, who has blocked it from display on this website.
Ayy, Goodell reads /nfl/ and gets mad af.
>>67270986
I think maxwell will do really well
>>67271033
Teddy CANNOT throw, his form is 100% bad and he refuses to fix it, when he fixes his form I think he can take the next step in becoming a better QB
>>67271033
carrfags BTFO
*cough* *cough*
Hey, I'm not feeling so well. Would you mind telling me the Bills will make the playoffs next season?
>>67270948
It will be interesting to see how he does with decent receivers, but that offense is going to be the Adrian Peterson Show until AP dies of old age
reminder
Top ten QBs of 2021
1. Aaron Rodgers
2. Andrew Luck
2. Derek Carr
4. Russel Wilson
5. Blake Bortles
6. Jameis Winston
7. Phillip Rivers
8. Cam Newton
9. Marcus Mariota
10. Kirk Cousins
>>67270986
lol I'm really not
But honestly I'm just fucking around. I give way too few fucks to actually be that petty and self-important.
>>67271088
whats the point if they cant win an Owl 4 times in a row
>>67271091
I think it's unfair that everyone shits on the Browns so much yet the Raiders seem to get a free pass for being utter shit tier
>>67271088
sure thing anon
but you look pretty hungry, how about having something to eat
>>67271033
>THIS year Teddy has A O line that will actually ALLOW HIM TO HAVE MORE THAN 0.7 SECONDS TO THROW.
I want to believe this but matt "revolving door" kalil is still on the team.
>>67271131
The Browns at least had a 10-6 year while missing the playoffs.
The Raiders haven't broken 8-8 in their drought
>>67271115
>tom brady not listed
>>67271074
>4-12 >>120 MILLIONS
KEK
Look at the games where our O Line actually PREFORMED WELL you stupid fucking faggot.
The Arizona game the O line actually preformed half assed, and he had 335 yards, what about putting up 5 TDs against the Bears? Throwing 4 and running 1? What about Stomping the Giants? What about putting up 240 yards on the Superbowl champions?????????????????????????
You wouldnt have good form if you didnt have time to fucking take a 4 step drop back faggot. he never once was able to take a deep drop back to throw he was always pressured into throwing short yardage passes, he has showed when the O Line actually does their jobs he can throw deep EASILY AND EXTREMELY ACCURATE.
shit thread
>>67271011
But with Lynch
>>67271168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A
>>67271090
Treadwell will allow them to be more balanced.
>>67271131
No one gives the raiders a free pass, it's just that they have won superbowls so they have something to fall back to. Browns don't have shit and therefore are bullied forever
>>67271117
>I give way too few fucks to actually be that petty and self-important
>is a tripfag
>>67271160
>Tom Brady playing in 2021
>>67271265
Is there supposed to be some kind of contradiction there?
>Be an "Elite" Franchise with an "Elite" Franchise QB
>Can't string together 2 straight playoff wins in 25+ years
>Can't string together back to back playoff seasons in 6+ years
>Can't string together consecutive winning seasons this half of the decade
>46-50 W/L record this decade (The formerly 0-16 Lions are 45/51 in the same span)
Am I missing something?
Other than 1 (one) playoff win give me a reason why the Dallas Cowboys have been better than the Detroit Lions this decade.
The Lions have beaten them twice in the regular season as well.
Matthew Stafford's statistics (2010-2015)
>83 Games
>23, 709 Yards
>150 Touchdowns
>78 Interceptions
>Pro Bowl (2014)
>Pro Bowl MVP
>NFL Comeback Player of the Year
>16 4th Quarter Comebacks
Tony Romo's statistics (2010-2015)
>72 Games
>19, 109 Yards
>140 Touchdowns
>62 Interceptions
>Pro Bowl (2014)
>2nd Team All-Pro (2014)
>16 4th Quarter Comebacks
That's an extra 11 games.
If we take away 10, and base it off the 10 that Matthew played in his rookie season he would have:
>21, 442 Yards
>137 Touchdowns
>58 Interceptions
You can do the math and add in an extra game if you want.
Playoff Statistics during this decade.
Matthew Stafford's statistics
>2 Games (0-2)
>703 yards
>4 Touchdowns
>3 Interceptions
Tony Romo's statistics
>2 Games (1-1)
>484 Yards
>4 Touchdowns
>0 Interceptions
Please remember that the 2014 Dallas Cowboys had the statistically best rusher in the league, and the best Offensive Line while the Lions had the 14th ranked one, but did have one of the best defensive lines that season.
>>67271141
>>67271033
I agree with home boy
The line is still garbage bruh. Loadholt coming back and Alex Boone are solid, jury is still out on Sullivan even playing center this year.
So both LT and RT are fucking liabilities. I dont see how andre smith and clemmings or kalil is gonna solve that guys.
I sincerely do not understand the optimism fellow vikings fans possess.
>Raiders won 3 bowls when winning 3 was a huge deal
>Other teams caught up and passed them
>Their division rival has won 3 since
>>67271131
The Browns have been poorly run for several decades now. The Raiders had one bad decade because their legendary owner went completely senile.
>>67271136
Ooh, that's a nice looking cake!
>>67271236
I'm dumbfounded, not mad. I just want to know why everyone supports one of the shitties teams in the NFL, vs a team that was in the fucking playoffs last year ONLY BECAUSE OF TEDDY.... There were a few games where AP was DOG SHIT and we only one because TEDDY and the DEFENSE made plays.
>>67271216
>giggles
>>67271293
Its like you want tiki to come in here and shitpost
>>67271295
Smith can be a serviceable RT.
>>67271318
thanks, i was worried i wasn't gonna get a (You)
>>67270868
he said yes.
>baltimore reading skills
>>67271406
I can't tell if you are retarded or just severely autistic
>>67271444
the girl was the one who made the sign you braindead shitposter
Who ready for GoT tonight?
>>67271489
>tfw really should study for my last final ever but Game of Thrones is on
suffering
>>67271489
holy SHIT is Melisandre's face crudely-shopped in this webm or is that what was actually aired?
>>67271489
stream? the one i used to use is shitty
>>67271523
are you retarded?
>>67271256
>Superbowls from the fucking 70s are something to fall back on
kek
So the Vikings can fall back on their 1969 Championship win b4 it was called the Superbowl?!?!?! Because everyone tries to say oh hurr 0-4 even though we did win a championship in 69, and we have won 4 NFC Championship games, more than almost every other franchise in the NFL.
>>67271539
The Vikings have never won a SB, or "AFL-NFL Championship." And it was called the SB by then, that started with SB III.
>>67271523
>this post
>>67271565
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1969_NFL_Championship_Game
Only Relevant championships are within 10 years. Not 50+
>>67271528
I'd tell you, but you'd have to pay the iron price
>>67271539
>not winning the super bowl
>winning the super bowl
do you not see the difference? the raiders were at one point the best team in the NFL, the browns have never been the best team in the NFL
plus the browns were just as terrible during the recent raiders regression, so they have literally nothing
>>67271586
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1969_NFL_Championship_Game
>the literal equivalent of winning an NFCCG
do vikings fans really think this makes them relevant in any way? top kek
>>67271586
That's the NFCCG, not the Owl.
>Only Relevant championships are within 10 years. Not 50+
And whoever told you this silly shit misinformed you.
>>67271627
>>67271615
Oh wow, I didn't know John Madden and the snake are still coaching and playing and that is why the Raiders can fall back on them!! Get fucking real guys, focus on the shit at hand, not championships from decades ago and most people who seen it live are not alive anymore.
Focus on the current fucking franchise, which is fucking shit?? How long has it been since they made the playoffs again???
How long has it been since they made it to the championship game?
>>67271539
>we have won 4 NFC Championship games, more than almost every other franchise in the NFL.
no?
>>67271703
the raiders have been in the super bowl more recently than the fucking vikings lol
why are you so mad that the vikings are a shit tier franchise? one year of 15-1 choking doesn't change that
>>67270802
Broncos are definitely making the playoffs
>>67271703
>Oh wow, I didn't know John Madden and the snake are still coaching and playing
lol, that doesn't mean those trophies just vaporize. FDR's not in the White House anymore, doesn't mean he gets erased from history.
>most people who seen it live are not alive anymore.
m8 who the fuck taught you math?
>How long has it been since they made it to the championship game?
Not that long. More recent than over half of the League.
>>67271737
WE have won more and appeared in more Conference championships (4-5) than the Packers, Hawks, Bears, Falcons, Panthers, Iggles, Bucs, Lions, Cards, Saints, Redskins, Giants
For AFC Equivalent of NINE appearances.
More than the Phins, Bills,Colts, Bungles, Ravens, Chargers, Titans, Jets, Chiefs, Jags, Texans, Browns
That is more than half of all the current NFL Teams, dickhead.
>>67271295
Still have time to bandwagon the rasm
Bosa will be a bust.
Screencap this
>>67271853
A lot of the people who were watching the Superbowls during the Raiders wins that were over 25 years old are dead now.
Sure they won 3 superbowls, who gives a fuck, what does it mean to them NOW? What does it MEAN TO THIS TEAM? NOTHING. It doesn't help them in ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM. Did Carr win them the Superbowls? No so it should have nothing to do with HIM. He had nothing to do with it.
>>67271925
but have you won an owl?
>>67271950
Seems like the Chorgers aren't very good at evaluating DL prospects
g-go puckers
>>67271972
WE won an NFL Championship, fag.
Teams winning the NFL Championship during these years move onward to compete in the first four Super Bowls. The Green Bay Packers continued on to win the first two Super Bowls. The latter two teams, the Baltimore Colts and Minnesota Vikings, lost in their respective Super Bowls. These two losing teams are still credited with the NFL Championship in their official record. However, they are not considered as league championships.
>>67271992
The Chorgers aren't good at much. :(
>>67271950
Are the Chargers even a 4-3 defense?
Bosa doesn't really fit a 3-4
>>67271969
>A lot of the people who were watching the Superbowls during the Raiders wins that were over 25 years old are dead now.
Based on average life expectancy in the US, most of the people who watched the first one are still alive. The people were 25 the last time they won are only in their 50s.
>Sure they won 3 superbowls, who gives a fuck, what does it mean to them NOW? What does it MEAN TO THIS TEAM? NOTHING. It doesn't help them in ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM. Did Carr win them the Superbowls? No so it should have nothing to do with HIM. He had nothing to do with it.
Well that's true of basically every team in the League unless they've won recently and still have the core of their roster together.
There are people ITT who don't know the patriots won the draft
>>67271950
Yeah let me screencap an anonymous post faggot
>>67272010
>NFL Championship during the Super Bowl era
wow, it's literally nothing
First for Stannis making his glorious comeback
>>67272010
so no owl wins then
>>67270798
I've watched him a ton. You can check archives, I've been high on him for a long time.
He's lined up at nickle DB at LSU on some plays. He's a very fluid mover in space. He doesn't lay wood, but he's good at tackling in the open field, in part because of his speed to meet the defender.
You'll find varying reports everywhere, on every player.
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/draft/players/1984265/deion-jones
>Proj. Rnd.: 2
>Jones' athleticism, reliable open-field tackling ability project well to NFL defenses relying on speed
>>67270253
>kc: aryan recievers
>no true blood german born boehringer
Try again next thread
>>67272039
Nickel, most of the time.
>>67272042
Eh, Jones is skilled but undersized, probably better as a rotational guy. Thuney could help you just because your OL blows so much cock.
>>67272040
Go find me all 62 million viewers and see how many are left alive, fag.
NOT just the USA Watches the football so the average life expectancy is horseshit. Anyone who watched at 25 would be 65 years old right now, you have to look at the life expectancy through the 70s and 80s as well in EVERY country it was broadcasted in, divide it up, do the math fag, I'm waiting.
>>67272132
White receivers fucking suck man.
>>67272042
the who?
>>67272097
Nope, at least I get to watch my team play in person, cuckistan :) Have fun with that third world shithole you call a country, bandwagoner. ALSO We will have a Superbowl win in 4 years or less, OR I Will kill myself. You have my word on that.
>>67272132
Doesn't matter what color KC's WR's are, Alex Smith can't throw them the ball anyways
>>67272161
>Go find me all 62 million viewers and see how many are left alive, fag.
Average life expectancy back then was 70, and has gone up since. If you were 25 in '76 you're still under 70 today.
>NOT just the USA Watches the football so the average life expectancy is horseshit.
lol I doubt it wasn't even broadcast outside the US and maybe Canada back then.
>Anyone who watched at 25 would be 65 years old right now, you have to look at the life expectancy through the 70s and 80s as well
m8, it was 70 BACK THEN.
>in EVERY country it was broadcasted in,
So probably 2 where any sizable slice of the population actually watched it.
>do the math
Dat fucking irony coming from such a retarded ape.
>this buttblasted vikings fan shitting up the thread
fans of teams without super bowl wins should be banned from /nfl/ tbqh
>>67272140
>>67272042
Teams like the Patriots and Seahawks are basically drafting on their own board, so it's hard to grade them.
The Seahawks and Pats understand perfectly what they want to do with their scheme, and so they draft to just draft for scheme fit and never the best player available.
Honestly, that's how good teams are supposed to draft. A player can only be as good as the scheme they play in allows them to be.
>>67272266
It WAS Broadcasted outside of the USA, Faggy :^)
>>67272287
But first, let our powers combine
EARTH
>>67272317
HAMBURGERS
Its just safe to automatically assume the Pats, Broncos, and Seahawks won the draft.
>>67272223
trip up and say that faggot
>>67272298
Yeah, knew I was correct.
>>67272287
I think I've broken him and cadence and that swede fag with my constant shitting on Teddy B
it's been like an episode of intervention that past few days
>they really honestly believe that teddy is gonna "progress" this year. this is the year. just one more hit. please massuh rodgers I'll suck yo dick.
>>67270842
>UT NORMAN TRANSFER
lol what a nerd
>>67272162
get that negro dong out of your mouth desu
>>67272382
>broncos
>drafting
pfffffffffffffffft
>>67272396
cadence was broken long before you came along friend
>>67272378
DRAGONS
>>67272287
>He thinks over half of the NFL's fans should be banned.
Every goddamn year its the same money grabbing teams that make it to the championship games. Teams with Big markets ALWAYS win the Superbowl... Isnt that a bit odd?? Isn't it a bit odd that the Packers ALWAYS Get the easiest schedule in the NFC North??? This year they got the literal EASIEST SCHEDULE IN THE NFL because they didn't do too well last year, and gotta make damn sure they win the North so Goodell can get that Rodger Money again!.. The NFL is most likely rigged as well. Where only the REFS and the people who HAVE to know are the ones who know about the rigging. A Ref makes a key call on a bullshit play that wouldn't be called any other time, or just a plain bullshit NO CALL and gives the other team an unfair advantage and they win. Ta DA you have successfully rigged an NFL game and all you have to do is say oh our refs are expected to be the best out of any sport and we hold them to the highest standards.
Just like the Broncos Vikings game last year, We had that game in the bag, but then the third Quarter starts and the Refs help Manning down the field, only having him complete 2 passes for 20 yards, 20 yards got them 80+ Yards down the field because OF THE REFS. They called TWO bullshit PI Calls that completely stole all momentum. EVERYONE in the thread last year was calling bullshit, ONLY ONE of the PI Calls should have been called, the other PI Call that got them 40+ yards WAS NO WHERE TO BE SEEN ON THE REPLAY. Announcers called it out that it was a horrible call by the refs as well.
So I think very much so that the NFL is in fact Rigged.
>>67272454
GOD DAMN HE'S ELITE
>>67272396
Who even are you, you nobody? I've been on /sp/ for over 5 years, every year during the season, and draft time and offseason programs I come back. First time I've ever seen you, you cuck.
You put Prime Manning behind the Vikings o line last year and he would suck cock, you put Brady behind it and he'd suck a little less cock but none the less would suck cock, you put Rodgers the closet faggot behind it and he would suck cock and like it.
Teddy has an O Line so you better shut the fuck up and kill yourself before you see the Vikings shut it for you, cuck.
As senior assistant to the meme coordinator I'm declaring this a Raven thread
Is Clay Matthews elite?
ATTENTION ALL (LOCAL) BRONCO FANS:
ICYMI, this Wednesday (May 4th), THE MOTHERFUCKING GOAT Von Miller will be doing a signing at the Reunion King Soopers (104th and Chambers, like 10-15 minutes max from DIA). It's scheduled to run from 2-4 PM local time.
>>67272554
He's the biggest juicer in the NFL
>>67272442
well next time vikings fans start acting out just start posting webms of QB's actually making plays
the only thing they can respond with is teddy over throwing stefon diggs for a TD and him bailing teddy out by laying out for it
>tfw andy dalton, mark sanchez, fitzpatrick, foles, and both rookie qbs drafted last year have better highlight tape than teddy
fuck. might as well add wentz and goff to the list.
>>67272540
starting with the objective best ravens illustration
"woah"
>>67272576
Yeah, OK.
>>67272540
>senior assistant
>not the coordinator
baka desu senpai
>>67272595
>no Ed
doubt
>>67272576
That's not Brian Cushing
>>67270634
now post the black and hispanic population % of those cities
>>67272632
Matthews weighed like 200 lbs in college, he juices more than fucking Bane
>>67272580
Oh you mean you mean like Teddy hitting Wallace right between the numbers over the middle? Or Teddy hitting diggs with a PERFECT TD pass for 30+ yards right over his shoulder into his hands without him jumping or anything? You mean like Teddy doing a LOT Of other plays just like I described??? When he is NOT RUSHED BY OUR FUCKING SHIT O LINE HE MAKES AMAZING PLAYS, BETTER THAN DEREK "I GET PICKED OFF BY A 37 YEAR OLD CB NOT ONCE BUT TWICE" CARR!
>>67272617
I hope Keanu smashes a football up your ass
>>67272659
Not saying Matthews isn't a roid pumping Neanderthal, just saying he's not worthy of the title you gave him.
>>67272535
5 years?
first time youve seen me?
bruh I went anon like 2 years ago.
I'm the biggest vikings fan here. have been for a while.
then again who cares about being a faggot trip for recognition.
I'm really just sick of vikings apologists for teddy. fine then. tie yourself to that nigger. watch him collapse and fight desperately not to lose games. enjoy your ride.
I'm not 17 bud. I remember going through this with guys like you over Ponder as well.
>its a raven trip circle jerk thread
Nice quality discussion
>>67272642
suprisingly enough I dont have any ed reed related ravens stuff
Post your draft pick
How do NFL players get away with juicing? How often are they tested and how long do the roids stay in your system?
>>67272711
someone get this hothead outta here
>>67272664
Derek Carr is statistically, objectively, subjectively a better QB. probably a better person as well.
I went to Fresno State games when he played. nigga is gonna be a franchise QB.
god now I have to drag up stats to compare teddy and carr and shut you down.
>>67272730
NFL drug tests are the same day every year and suprisingly enough Josh Gordon fails the test twice in a row
>>67272732
>mad at the ravens spending 120 million dollars on a mediocre QB
Nope :^)
>>67272703
I never liked Ponder, Webb or any of the other shit QB's we tried. Teddy is the real deal you delusional fucking faggot.
WE HAVE NO FUCKING O LINE YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF NIGGER SHIT.
WHY IS IT THAT TEDDY WAS THE MOST HURRIED QB IN THE NFL LAST YEAR?!!?!?!? BECAUSE HE HAD NO FUCKING O LINE YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCK. HE IS A GODDAMN POCKET PASSER THAT CAN RUN WHEN HE ABSOLUTELY HAS TO, HE IS A PASS FIRST QB YOU STUPID FUCK. KILL
YOUR
SELF.
JUST HOW FUCKING HARD DOES IT HAVE TO BE TO BE AS DELUSIONAL AS YOU ARE??? LOOK HOW GOOD TEDDY DID IN COLLEGE WITH A FUCKING OLINE YOU STUPID FUCK HE HAS NEVER HAD ONE IN THE NFL. FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU FAIRWEATHER FUCK.
>>67272756
id be mad too if this nigga styled on my team like he does
Who's the biggest stereotypical dumb jock in the NFL?
Chargers just drafted one
>>67272755
>i keep studying for this drug test extra hard every year and I keep failing
>>67272755
Do they do hair tests? That shit traces back pretty far but they are more expensive to administer.
>>67272554
Hope his nephew is. We just signed him.
>>67272723
>dont have any ed reed related ravens stuff
>>67272755
>NFL drug tests are the same day every year
So they really don't give a fuck about PEDs?
>>67272775
>Bosa
>Matthews
>Cushing
>Gronk
>Decker
Who am I missing?
>>67272664
But at some point, the training wheels have to come off and Bridgewater has to prove he's more than just a game manager.
In Oakland, for instance, the Raiders aren't nearly as strong a team, offensively or defensively, as the Vikings.
It's impressive then that their young franchise quarterback, Derek Carr, selected only a handful of picks after Bridgewater, has been a revelation as a starting signal-caller in the NFL, while Bridgewater has essentially played the "don't mess up and we'll win"-role.
Through two professional seasons, Bridgewater has 551 completions for 6,150 yards, 28 touchdowns and 21 interceptions to his name. In that same span, Carr has collected 698 completions for 7,257 yards, 53 touchdowns and 25 interceptions.
>implying Carrs line has been better than Teddys
fuck off kiddo. maybe this year yeah it will be. and watch him develop some more cunt.
>>67272774
>losing record
>styling on anyone
Lol this delusion
>>67272777
>trips
YES
>>67272819
>losing record
>>67272808
Pssst
>>67272808
Gronk doesn't juice
>>67272808
I'd say AJ Hawk but he fell off into irrelevancy so hard I couldn't say it with a straight face.
>>67272783
I think the standard is piss, but they might do hair for guys in the substance abuse program.
>>67272617
why are you still posting a literal personal foul as if this nignog is doing something right?
>>67272783
I think its just the urine test but a quick google search could prove me wrong
>>67272800
I dont know enough about it, I think theres only a 4 game suspension for certain steroids
>>67272819
youre shook son
>>67272853
>>67272854
FUCKING MOOOT
>>67272853
>>67272854
Da fuck? I posted a pic of Flacco holding the Lombardi, did Gook Moot forget to pay the rent or something?
Has there ever been a greater team in the HISTORY OF THE NFL than the Cowboys??
>>67272855
Well its a good thing this is a list of stereotypical jocks and not a list of people he suspects a juicers, you fucking moron
>>67272739
Yeah and what have we already established?? CARR HAS A BETTER SUPPORTING CAST YOU ILLITERATE FUCK. ITS CALLED READING COMPREHENSION, LEARN HOW TO HAVE IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.
PUT CARR BEHIND TEDDY'S OL WITHOUT HIS GREAT WRS AND HE IS A FUCKING BUST.
WHY IS IT THAT TEDDY CAN PUT UP GOOD NUMBERS WITH A SHIT O LINE AND CARR CAN BARELY PUT UP MORE YARDS THAN HIM THEN.
Teddy had 2900 yards rookie year starting only 13 games.
Teddy had 3200 yards this last year while being the MOST PRESSURED GODDAMN QUARTERBACK IN THE NFL WITH THE WORSE O LINE, AN O LINE BUILT FOR ADRIAN PETERSON.
Carr has a BETTER O LINE THAN TEDDY.
TEDDY WOULD HAVE BETTER STATS THAN CARR IF HE HAD AN O LINE LIKE HE HAS NOW YOU FUCKING GIGANIGGER.
What current or past NFL player would you be most terrified to be hit by?
>>67272894
maybe the team with more super bowl wins lol
Oh fuck, GoT just got real
>>67272903
your mom
>>67272853
Yes, the ravens had a losing record last season. Try not to smoke too much crack out there in Baltimore
>>67272903
If I'm running a route, Ronnie Lott
If I'm a running back or quarterback, Butkus or LT
>>67272902
>muh bad Oline
Such an over used argument. Hear this shit from like 20 teams every year.
>>67272894
No.
Most playoff wins by any team ever. Highest winning percentage in NFL history. Won more games than nearly everyone else.
Keep in mind that the Cowboys have done all this despite being a 'new' team. They're not one of the NFL's old bluebloods. They were founded in 1960. They've been one of the winningest teams in the postseason of all time and have done this in half the time as certain other franchises.
That's why it's so important that the Cowboys win that sixth Super Bowl as soon as possible. The Steelers need to get fucked. They're not the GOAT team. They had one GOAT decade, but that's it.
>>67272902
Why are you so angry? Is it because the vikes have been pretty much irrelevant for 99% of the franchise's history?
>>67272903
Lawrence Taylor
>>67272815
IF CARRS LINE WAS WORSE THAN TEDDY HE WOULD BE THE MOST PRESSURED QB IN THE GODDAMN NFL OTHER THAN TEDDY YOU STUPID DELUSIONAL FAGGOT.
TEDDY HAS THE WORSE OLINE.
>>67272632
Have you not seen the insane shit Harrison does for workouts? No way a nigga who puts fucking pins in his thighs juices
>>67272903
Big Ben in a bathroom.
>>67271267
>Tom Brady not playing 2021
Patsfags, you think Garop stays a Patriot for the entire 2016 season?
>>67272947
>being scared of getting hit by a running back
U wot m8
The Ravens will win the superb owl
There should be a football based tabletop with stats and games with plays and stuff
>>67273015
Reminder that according to Trump, Flacco is an elite quarterback.
>>67272464
>Teams with Big markets ALWAYS win the Superbowl
>who are the Busc
>who are the St. Louis Rams
>who are the Saints
>>67273088
Source?
>>67273015
I've been meaning to ask you something. What model is the TV you "rescued" during the Baltimore riots? How's the resolution?
>>67273081
Bloodbowl m8
>>67273081
There is, and they literally have a general up on /tg/ all the time
>>67273015
The Ravens are a shit franchise with 2 of the biggest fluke owl runs in NFL history.
>>67272703
the last good Vikings QB other than Favre was Culpepper, mang, everyone else in that time has been trash, and Teddy doesn't look especially great
>>67273091
Packers, too.
>>67273015
>Ravens will win the superb owl
>Orioles will win the world series
You don't have enough energy to give to both teams :(
>>67273131
Can you be any madder?
> Henry Anderson, Kendall Langford, Art Jones and Hassan Ridgeway
This is going to be interesting.
>>67273096
You really want a sauce for Trump calling Flacco elite? The same Trump who said Rex Ryan won 2 AFC championship games with the jets?
>>67273147
>>67273147
Who needs energy when you have magic?
>>67273135
Tankerton you imbecile
>>67273131
Ravens in the first run were fucking stacked, Jamal Lewis is underrated as fuck.
The second run wasn't really a fluke either, solid overall team.
t. Steelersfag
>>67273015
>old bay is a trumpfag
why am i not surprised
>>67273206
>le football in ass tranny man is a Bernie cuck
Just watercolor my surprise up famm
>>67273206
>Lake is a Bern victim
why am i not surprised
They test once a year during a specific window, April-August. And if they show up for camp clean at the beginning of the year, they can't basically smoke weed all season.
Josh Gordon is just an idiot.
Will he be ELITE?
>>67273206
You feel the Bern from that football in your ass yet?
>When I look back on my life, I overpaid for my big successes every time. And when I tried to get a bargain, get it a little cheaper or get a better deal on it, I ended up usually either getting it and not happy I got it. Or missing it. And I probably should have overpaid here.
lel jerry really is losing it
>>67273260
>McFadden had over 1k behind that OL
He'd have to be Trent Richardson to not be.
>>67273194
>orioles magic
>>67273234
>>67273237
>if you don't like Trump you must like Bernie
why is this website so dumb
>>67273199
>everyone else in that time
>tarkenton played between 1999 and now
>>67273302
Jerry gonna be watchin Bronco games dreaming of what could have been
Ebin meme coming up
>>67273136
technically, but don't be disingenuous
>>67273340
Jerry Rice? I'm not near a TV right now
>>67273302
context for those confused hes referring to not trying harder to get paxton lynch
>>67273396
>technically, but don't be disingenuous
Uh, okay?
>>67273318
shutup bernie
>>67273318
Bernie detected
>Suggs on Ballers
>>67273439
>>67273475
https://youtu.be/Na8b-O-O-c8
>>67272903
Current: Watt
Past: Dawkins
>>67273260
absolutely amazing prospect
I'm pissed my team (the Detroit Lions) didn't trade the farm to acquire this man
the Cowboys are one lucky team
>>67273023
>it's another bb clone
>>67273520
wut
It say here your favorite dinosaur isn't a triceratops... Care to explain?
>>67273234
>>67273237
>>67273318
>implying i'm a bernie bot
fucking please
>>67271011
stop this meme
Peyton was worse than anyone could ever be, the number 1 wr had drop problems ,the running game sucked and the best TE in the roster was grandpa Daniels and they still got the first seed
>>67273575
>sneak
>not ded after the Packers drafted clark
>>67273611
"I'm so sorry, there must've been some kind of mix up, everyone knows that if your favorite dinosaur isn't a triceratops, you're literal human garbage fit for a gas chamber."
>>67273611
>Having anything but Triceratops as your favorite dino
U wot m9
>>67270253
>KanASS Shitty
>aryan
>only 3 white receivers
Nigga, step it up. Pats have a token black receiver.
>>67273676
anklyosaurus >>>> all
>>67272903
Edelman
>>67273708
Reed >>>>>>>>>>>> Dawkins >>>>> Polamalu
>>67273703
>Having white recievers
Lol meme tier
White people play defense faggot.
>>67273708
Good tackler desu but it seems like his whole highlight reel is tackles 20 yards later which is understandable being a safety. Maybe he would convert to LB decently.
>>67273709
Sub human scum
>>67273743
reed=dawkins>>>>>>>lolamalu
>>67273708
Lions coaches are a bunch of dicks lol
http://espn.go.com/blog/detroit-lions/post/_/id/23398/the-lions-told-miles-killebrew-they-didnt-want-him-then-drafted-him
>>67273752
Or TE. Or Oline
>>67273722
>broke the receiver's wrist on his most famous tackle
ikr, I feel like he could beat me in a fight
>>67273757
I think he needs some development but once he learns to diagnose plays faster and anticipate plays, he'll be really good.
>>67273784
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14902456/eli-apple-says-atlanta-falcons-coach-asked-gay-meeting
>>67273788
Or QB. Or K. Or P.
>>67273798
His forearm snapped didn't et
>>67273827
the 'lol' part implies that i thought it was funny and i don't hate the Lions for it
>>67273827
>>67273784
Don't forget the Dolphins asking if Dez Bryant's mom was a whore
>>67273703
>a token black
we've got 3, son. Keshawn Martin, Dropson, and Chris Harper
>>67273871
Same lel that just reminded me of that though
>>67273743
As a Steeler fan I can't even argue with this. Troy made a lot of big plays and highlights and shit, but I feel Reed and Dawkins were more consistent.
>>67273645
>still not posting best girl
ugh
>>67273865
it was his wrist. but yeah. and that was JUST after he intercepted Brady
>>67273611
>>67273676
>>67273693
>vegetarian dinosaurs
>>67273907
?
>>67273923
lol his face
>>67273894
>the Dan Quinn scouting takeover happens
>positional coaches are part of the interview process with scouts
>first day this happens a position coach asks "do you like men"
cannot make this shit up
>>67273923
Someone needs to make Edeljews face a reaction image
>>67274045
are you so fucking stupid you can't crop a photo
>>67273876
>we
Patsfag pls
Keshawn is cornball asf
Dropson is a field nigga
Harper has been in Belichick limbo since that drop against Denver
>>67273923
lel is his arm made of rubber? its like im looking at a live action cartoon
>>67273127
>>67273103
Less fantasy than blood bowl
Little bit more based in realism
They could simplify it to 7 or 6 man teams
>>67273907
She's alright, but not the best
>>67274145
Are you so fucking stupid you can't fit a football in your ass?
>>67273752
>white people play defense
>Toxins Dline is BLACKED
Come on now
>>67274177
Finally.
>>67274006
Also acceptable.
>>67274150
Martin and Dropson are still gonna be the non-slot wideouts next year, mang.
>>67274200
what did you think of views?
mediocre at best
Lads Isaiah Taylor from the best D3 school in college football (Salisbury University) just got signed by someone u heard it here first
>>67274155
it's just one of those perfectly-timed photos of sports injuries. there are worse out there
>>67274247
Made me wanna text my ex desu :(
>>67274247
>>67274319
>listening to Drake
Who was the raider player that posted in /nfl/ yesterday?
>>67274298
speaking of which, how exactly did Ronnie Lott lose part of his finger before he had the partial amputation?
>>67274282
>best D3 school in college football
wow, it's nothing
>>67273923
its a snek
>>67274361
drake is pretty damn catchy
shame hes a canada and probably a pats fag
>>67274456
>no snake themed NFL team
Feels bad
>>67274319
>ex
>not current
>>67274529
vegas [desert snake that is not a diamondback]s, coming soon to an NFL near you
>>67274395
watch ur fucking mouth fag Jason Derulo Is LITERALLY performing in a sold out gym in Salisbury University as we speak
>>67274529
Raiders will change their name to the Rattlers when they move to Vegas
>>67274529
We need a team called the Vipers. Or the Adders. Maybe the Rattlers?
>>67274247
6/10 after first full listen
I still think his best album is IYRTITL
>>67274576
how do you sell out a gym?
>>67274585
>rattlers
>>67274576
Real talk Jason Derulo is a fucking fag. I mean that literally, I think he actually does fuck men.
>>67274632
>I still think his best album is IYRTITL
its like you went deaf during Take Care
>>67270626
Chefs going to the Owl this year
>>67274651
Who?
>>67274683
lmao pop culture illiterate
>>67274664
Which skybox did they rent?
>>67274664
Hossmer is such a fucking faggot. I hope someone beans him and breaks his jaw
>>67274529
>The Anaheim Anacondas
>>67274633
the fire marshall says the max occupancy is 300 people do the math
>>67274720
i'm pretty sure even my high school gym could hold more than 300 people lol
>>67274246
>Dropson will still be around
wakemeup.jpg
>>67274656
>Take Care
I don't know why people say that and Thank Me Later are Drake's best when he had such a vocal imbalance on those albums. His rapping was sloppy, he made a weird fake voice that Lil Wayne thought was cool to imitate, and he couldn't carry his lows and highs as well as he can now. Hiring a vocal instructor helped him big time. You can see a huge difference between Take Care and NWTS,
>>67274361
>not listening to drake with your normie friends
>>67274714
>yet another LA team
no
>>67274755
so could ur mums cunt, m8
>>67274615
clearly the Vegas Vipers.
>>67274765
>friends
>>67274775
rekt
>>67274200
>2 white guys and a washed up Patriot
Was it, dare I say.... the whitest Dline in the league last year?
>>67274761
thankfully Bill picked up a receiver or two, right?
>>67274775
>could
what happened to her?
>>67274775
lmao fkin rekt Salisbury University confirmed for goat school
>>67274811
She died.
>>67274534
>He actually gets into relationships and puts titles on them
>>67274775
that's some mad logistics going on there, my friend
>>67274807
Hopefully, at least one should pan out right?
Only times I'm alarmed during the draft is when Bill picks up WRs, any other time I'm relaxed.
>>67274282
>best D3 school in college football
>not Mount Union or Whitewater
wut
>>67274822
guess i'm an orphan now
>>67274893
IF U TAKE INTO ACCOUNT GPAS AND WHAT NOT SALISBURY IS CLEARLY SUPERIOR #WELLROUNDEDATHLETES
>>67274823
>don't want to get into a relationship with kona
>>67274936
I went to Salisbury man, it's just a party school
whats the biggest meme sin your team has committed /nfl/?
>>67274802
>washed up Patriot
Leave Big Vince alone!
I was trying to look for the whitest team, but the last records are from 2014 and it was the Eagles.
Anywho, pic related
>>67275005
Ryan Leaf
>>67275005
>letting Harbaugh walk
>hiring Chip Kelly
>>67275005
Signing Deon Sanders
>>67275005
>19-0
>>67274950
only her :3
>>67275033
>>67275033
didnt you retards literally just draft a black QB?
>>67275075
Patsniggers don't know anything about football senpai
>>67275075
No, I'm just a fan. But yeah, it's weird. Very out of character for Belichick. Will probably hype him up as a >DUAL THREAT and trade him off
>>67275001
why aren't you excited that an alumn just got signed?
>>67275005
Named themselves the "Houston Texans"
>>67275075
yes. point being?
>>67275134
what would a better name have been? The Oilers?
>>67275033
We second whitest doe senpai.
I wouldn't be suprised if they were #1 last year considering the 4 QB's.
That's why /sp/ hates the Toxins, because they're all niggers. It's a proven fact.
>>67275158
houston cowboys
Saints killed it in the draft desu
>>67275158
Rangers, or Apollos, or the spaceships, or the galaxy, or problems, or the Buzz or rockets, or astors, or spacefags
>>67270253
Chefs don't even have the best or most utilized Aryans, lol, dumb nigger.
>Select all images with salad.
x2
>>67275238
What did you use to make this, Loinsbro?
>>67275005
losing to blaine gabbert
>>67275073
Too late senpai, tho you can take this one
>>67274708
>talking shit to someone because they DON'T know about a faggy pop singer
Wew
>>67275238
>>67275197
Literally Who?
>>67275005
losing to the Giants in the Super Bowl
...
twice
>>67275294
c: still upset?
>>67275310
NO
>>67270306
So which teams is this? Aside the O-Line (a plus) I'm too lazy to look it up.
I got
NE: Gronk, Edelz, Amendola, Brady, WHITE TE 2
GB: Nelson, Janis, Abberderis, Rodgers
As a Ravens fan can I claim Ronnie Stanley and John Urshel as white? If so the Ravens only have one black guy on the line, Zuttah
>>67275125
Right? Someone from my old HS got signed and I'm pretty happy about it.
>>67275371
Scott was released by the patriots
>>67275398
Ratbirds are niggers by default, even Maxx Williams and Flaccid.
>>67275371
>>67275371
it's martellus bennett at TE2 now, chandler got released
>>67270557
Ur so mad lol
>john elway did it again
whats stopping the broncos from going ASS to ASS?
inb4 sanchez. hes better than peyton last year
>>67275429
Semi-joke aside, but what the fuck? Literally one of our best players.
No wonder old man Peyton roided up Robocop could take us.
>>67275398
i know ronnie. white as fuck
>>67275470
>whats stopping the broncos from going ASS to ASS?
pretty sure intra-team orgies are not allowed under the NFLPA agreement with the league
but really, it's the Patriots, as usual
>>67275489
>Golden Taint
>Very good
>>67275475
>Literally one of our best players
?, he did shit beyond week 1. McDaniels couldn't utilize him. Like what happened.
>>67275450
At least they don't cheat
>>67275490
Yeah, when they interviewed him at the combine he spoke perfect English, guess that's the difference between a Notre Dame player and an SEC player.
As for Urschel dude wrote a paper called "A Cascadic Multigrid Algorithm for Computing the Fiedler Vector of Graph Laplacians", that's pretty fucking white if you ask me
>>67275489
Reiff is good
>>67275532
>he watches football
I could go on, but no.
>>67275542
Sounds more asian
>>67275398
>soft as shit
>don't know how a OL no mean streak can be considered a top 10 prospect
>one of those guys who only lives up to the hype in a contract year
Ronnie seems like a black man
sup cuhs
>>67275411
Tripfags are self-centered pieces of shit tbqhfambam they hate seeing others from the same opportunity as them succeed
>>67275560
Whatever you say bb
>>67275005
Drafted Reggie Bush #2 overall, ahead of Vernon Davis, Haloti Ngata, Tamba Hali, Johnathan Joseph, DeAngelo Williams, Nick Mangold, D'Qwell Jackson, Andrew Whitworth, Maurice Jones-Drew, Brandon Marshall, Elvis Dumervil, and Kyle Williams.
>>67275578
Oh suhhh bruh,
you ready to make the afc south our bitch again?
>>67275223
>Blew the #12 pick on a situational player.
"No."
I'm optimistic about the Ohio State guys, though.
>>67275569
Okay
>>67275610
Maybe bump Stafford down too
>>67275542
>bitch all off-season after getting out-coached/styled on with the eligible/ineligible plays ineligible
>"T-they cheated!!!! reeeeee!"
>start using the same plays
Such cuckery from Baltipoor.
>>67275371
Chris HULK Hogan
Just heard an Ezekiel Elliot interview, hats off to Jerry Jones for hiring mentally handicapped people
>>67275571
Urschel is also Canadian. He's probably shitposting on /sp/ as we speak
>>67275572
I think Stanley is going to be Eugene Monroe 2.0, very good pass protector so-so in the run game. Stanley seems willing to play through injury though which is why I fucking hate Monroe and the Ravens drafted Stanley in the first place
>>67275650
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh I like it where it is
>>67275489
Yes you are.
Ansah isn't quite good enough against the run, Levy is past his prime, and Slay's technique is sloppy. None of them are elite.
>>67275671
His arm is more veiny than my dick
>>67275371
9 of 11 KC's starting offensive players are white
>QB
Alex Smith
>TE
Travis Kelce
>WR
James O'Shaughnessy
>FB
Anthony Sherman
>OL
Eric Fisher
Laurent Duvernay-Tardif
Mitch Morse
Parker Ehinger
Mitchell Schwartz
Jeremy Maclin and Jamaal Charles are the only black starters on the Chiefs offense
>>67275661
think we'll make it five straight years of 12-4, or are >we better than that this year?
I also saw that Dion Lewis is holding a kids' football camp in the summer on one of the billboards in Chelsea
>>67275625
you kno it senpai. prepare your anus tits/clots/toxins, were going in dry
How good is this shigger going to be> He'll be fucking trolling the whole leauge while eating gyro and kebab
TOP FAVORITE PLAYER
>>67275696
You'd suck a dick to have Jeff Allen back, though.
>>67270368
*facepalm*
what sucks is we have to probably see 5 more months of this trip posting
This is worse then that chefs copypasta last year
>>67275696
>lily-white O-line
wat
how
>>67275700
I think they could make a very strong push at another 12-4, but first we need to see what Italian Stallion can do to rally the team past the first four teams.
I can see them losing to the Cards and possibly the Bills. Toxs and Phins are gonna get it.
>>67275687
No: The post
>>67275725
>You'd suck a dick to have Jeff Allen back
PPFFFFFFTAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That worthless sack of shit sat on the bench from injury more than he was actually on the field playing
And he was avg. at best when fully healthy
>>67275692
Eat your vitamins, say your prayers, and drink your milk! WOOOOO
278 Days Until The Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI
>his o-line isntt completely white
when will they learn??
>>67275729
based andy reid prefers aryans over niggs
>>67275788
Dubs confirm, everyone pack it up and go home
>>67275758
>knowing less about your team than guy who's team is in another division
Suit yourself.
>>67275795
Feels good man
>>67275800
That's probably why he can't win anything, lmao
>>67275800
You know Andy Reid only coached in Philly and KC for their god tier food right?
>>67275542
yea ronnies a good guy. real soft spoken. doesnt talk black. ravens made a good pick
>>67275696
>>67275772
All that glorious white specimen, but they don't know how to utilize it.
>>67275772
>And he was avg. at best when fully healthy
Eh, he was above average, but either way he was by far your best OL when healthy.
>W-we don't want our best OL back.
Okay m8, if you say so.
>>67275826
Seems like a good guy. I'm just worried about him on the field intensity. Hopefully training with Marshal Yanda and Rick Wagner will give him a mean streak
>>67275808
>Ansah
>Not elite
Y-Yeah you know more
>>67275833
>posts gif of Pats cheating
>>67275862
>limited against the run
>elite
Which is it?
>>67275746
It honestly depends on how Jimmy Gelato plays. Brady picked a pretty good time to get suspended when you look at the Patriots offense. Gronk and Bennett on the field at the same time with everybody healthy. McDaniels might have to adjust the offense to benefit Jimmy's playing style but I feel like they can still manage without Brady. It really feels like a 2008 scenario except only 4 games not the entire season.
>>67275865
>legal hit
>c-cheating
Stay bitchmade, my friend
>>67275727
nah I'm going back anon after this week
but remember. I'm here. I'll always be here. cant wait for teddy to come up short yet again and I get to gloat.
maybe a few more losing seasons this time will ensure a good QB pick in 2017/2018.
>muh o line
fuck you I've seen better QB's do more with less faggot
>>67275813
belichek prefers aryans over niggs just like reid and won a SB 2 years ago
stay cucked
>>67275816
what does that have to do with preferring whites over niggs
>>67275833
soon
>>67275835
Mitchell Schwartz, Mitch Morse, Laurent Duvernay-Tardif and Eric Fisher are all better lineman than Jeff Allen will ever be
>>67275884
That wasn't legal man
>>67275865
>h-he hits too hard
ironic as hell considering the way Baltimore plays defense
>>67275848
yea hes always been a little softer than most. great pass blocker, just not the amazing run blocker youd expect. the hard hitting afcn will change that quick
>>67270557
>you literally just consume and regurgitate SHIT
>repeats self 8 times in one post
>>67275879
the players on my team are elite but every other player is not elite
>>67275879
>Ezekiel Nana Ansah
>Not elite
>"I sent him a message a couple weeks ago, and told him I think he's a great player," Watt said. "And he is."
Signed, sealed and delivered
>>67275696
>MFW Chiefs trade Jamaal Charles and draft Christian Mccafferey and complete the whitest offense in the NFL next year
>>67275892
You haven't seen the Ravens defense since 2010 m8
>>67275897
He's gonna have to sink or swim. You know James Harrison is gonna be gunning for him, he may be old but he still give it 110% every play
>>67275888
>Mitchell Schwartz, Mitch Morse, Laurent Duvernay-Tardif and Eric Fisher are all better lineman than Jeff Allen will ever be
Are you memeing or do you actually not watch the games?
Schwartz maybe, he wasn't there last year and is a decent RT, and Morse could be eventually. Fisher is a flat-out bust and Duvernay-Tardiff hasn't proven anything yet.
>>67275881
True. I think he will do fine, but Wop will be going up against some good Dlines, so it's all on how he reads the fucking defense. Oh and >our Oline is still JUST tier.
>>67275927
Does MCCaffery even project as a high round pick and starter in the NFL?
>>67275918
>the players on my team are elite
>Iggles
Is Smeth elite?
>>67275928
harrisons a freak. legitimately scary no matter how old he gets. shit he'll be 50 and could still hit harder than most backers
>>67275920
>Great
Exactly, glad we agree that he's not elite.
You'll all see, you will ALL see
>It's Cody time, with all the raw WR talent.
*licks lips*
>>67275953
Where does he rank in your opinion?
>JJ Watt's opinion
>Relevant
AFC South babby
>>67275881
>It really feels like a 2008 scenario
might as well write off a playoff berth then. If a shitstain like Cassel couldn't even make the playoffs with one of the greatest WR combos ever then, I'm severely in doubt.jpg that Jimmy can do well enough to take at least 2 of those first 4 games.
And that's assuming the NFLPA doesn't royally fuck the league in the ass in a higher court for Goodell's completely bullshit power play that is Brady's suspension.
>>67275944
yeah you understood that post really well gj
>>67275696
Good thing the niggers can't read.
>>67275937
true, almost feels intentional that the games Brady misses are against teams with great D-lines. Cross you fingers and hope Scarnecchia can teach those buffoons how to block
>Tom Brady doesn't want to take 4-game suspension
>NFLPA says "nah senpai, take it"
>NFLPA changes its mind
>adds hotshot lawyer to Brady's case
Wait so what's the fucking deal here? Is it happening or not? Is Jewdell going to get BTFO again?
>>67275970
are you implying anybody else in the AFC East is going to have a magical flash in the pan season like the Dolphins in 2008 with Pennington?
>>67275994
If you think the supreme court is going to hear this case you are fucking delusional
>>67275962
He's obviously really good, but I think elite is a bit of stretch. Elite to me is J.J. Watt or Khalil Mack or Von Miller. Wouldn't quite put him in that group.
>>67275971
New thread when
>>67276003
Muh ryan brothers lmao
Dolphins or Jests may claw above 8-8
>Vikes have a great draft
>a division champ team that has only improved from last year
>All this anti shitposting drama
It may not be an owl year, but with this draft, I'd say Vikes are at least NFCCG bound. Owl bound after another year or two of good drafts, Spielman and Zimmer have shown that they know their shit and are only improving the team year after year.
>>67276023
100% a tier down from that, those guys are like God tier though
You still got a list though desu pls?
>>67275993
And restructured in the off-season so he'll lose a little over 200k instead of the 2mil he originally would for missing 4 games
>all this pre-planning by Brady and his team
>>67276008
That's the second option, retard. First is arguing in front of judges to have it lifted. If not then yeah, onto the Supreme Court. I can't see it happening either, but their lawyer, Theodore Olson, has like a 75% win rate in cases in the Supreme Court.
Seems like the NFLPA have found something that Jewdell might be trying to hide or deny.
>>67276003
tyrod will meme rex ryan and the razorcakes (great band name btw) to a division title, I can feel it
>>67275971
>you didn't bite on my straw man
Lrn2grntxt n00b
>>67275696
Always actually been a fan of Alex Smiff, I wanted him over Rog]dgersss
>lay back relax
>team is a proverbial champion ship contender
>you(re) a faggot
>>67276040
Off the top of my head,
>ELITE
Watt
Mack
Miller
Donald (if included)
>NOT QUITE ON THAT LEVEL BUT VERY CLOSE
Fletcher Cox
>VERY GOOD/GREAT
Justin Houston
Cam Jordan
Michael Bennett
possibly Ansah here as well
>>67275158
>implying that wasn't the team's first choice
Everyone, Bob McNair included, wanted to bring the Oiler's back, but Bud Adams was too much of a Jew to sell the name back.
>>67271972
>UK total sb wins : 0
Wow lmao
