White Sox @ Orioles
Sale vs Jimenez
Get the split and go home for a rest day!
Let's go Sale!
Carlos San starting today at SS
Guess he earned it after yesterday.
Is nurse coming back for boston?
>>67260405
Drob was actually reactivated today. As for his mental state and readiness to play and close, guess we'll see.
Sale vs Ubaldo SOUNDS like a W
But we know our sox...
Condor pls
>>67260433
It was his father in law. He'll be fine.
Who is your pick to click, bros?
Melky for me.
>>67260692
Don't be insensitive. He's his wife's son.
Sale pls restore my hope
>>67260725
Fraz
>>67260812
There's still hope?
>>67260725
I'll go with Lawrie.
>>67260725
Melk sounds like a good choice, he's starting to get due. Ima give it to Carlos San. He's up here and going to prove he belongs.
Reporting in. Can't wait for the inevitable rain delay that keeps me up until 1 AM
>>67260886
0 chance of rain.
>>67260906
Good news then
Come on, Sale.
Sale pls
Sale's got nothing today
Prepare for despair
Phew
>that ballboy trying to backhand it instead of getting under it with good form
ALCS preview. Calling it.
Leadoff walk
Come on how bout some more early offense, gift or no gift is fine
>>67260886
Why are you watching the game Krautman?
>>67261129
American living in Berlin, O's fan.
Melky is a great baserunner despite being so fat.
Wew
>>67261097
>implying sox get that far
I'm just hoping for a wild card spot.
Come on Sands
>>67261151
I'm on your boat, but I think if they do squeak into a playoff spot, they have a team that could go deep.
>>67261133
I remember when I studied in Italy a couple years ago. I was seeing this Italian qt, and I insisted that she watched the Bears games with me.
Trestman's Bears. That deman slurping sport wasn't for her.
>>67261183
White Sox May delusion in full effect I see
Come on big man.
>>67261151
I'm hoping for .500 still
>implying the dourness goes away easy
>>67261201
Deman
You know what I meant.
>that strikezone
well fuck you
Bases loaded no outs
Dio pls
What the fuck?
Kill yourself, ump
WHAT THE FUCKED
Bad calls, but you gotta fucking swing once you realize he's calling them.
>three consecutive balls
>strikeout
fuck off umpire
oh now he doesn't fucking call it
kill yourself ump
>that was absolutely terrible
>throw three straight balls
>get a backwards K
The ump must feel bad for muh baltimore gray.
>>67261263
This. Everyone's complaining, but he called that three times.
Hawks pissed.
Cock sucking ump.
>>67261268
>>67261255
>>67261246
Balancing Sanchez's "ball" and Nate's "called strike" yesterday
Umps have been awful all series for both sides
>>67261263
In the next at-bat the pitcher threw the ball in the exact same place, and he called it a ball. This a ump is a joke
Are there any White Sox fans out there that acknowledge that Hawk is the worst commentator in baseball or are you all on the Hawkcock?
>>67261321
Against a righty. Zones change depending on the batter.
>bases loaded 0 outs
>no runs
Sigh...
Sale pls
>>67261332
I prefer benetti. Hawk became senile years ago
>>67261332
Go back to muzzie land you cuck
>>67261332
I hate him. He's a senile prick. Can't wait til Benetti takes over for good.
>>67261332
Why does this question always come up every thread? Even in the same series this time. Good lord don't feel like repeating myself again.
>>67261332
Hawk is the source of our despair.
>>67261350
>>67261361
Whew, glad you guys are rational.
>>67261355
>lives on South side of Chicago
>calls other people cucks
O...kay....
>in b4 I live in "the region"
>>67261383
Quality post
>>67261405
This is bad memeing, you know for sure Germany is most cucked second only to sweden
>>67261431
I wish cucked was keked again
>>67261355
I live in one of the most expensive suburbs in the US you cuckaloid. Like I said, go back to muzzie land.
>>67261459
Sorry this was meant for
>>67261405
This muzziecuck
sale not looking unhittable today
>>67261431
Neat. That doesn't change the fact that I'm an American, and you are living on 71st and Halsted wondering when Jamal is going to come rape your girl...
>>67261459
So you live in Lake Forest or some other northern suburb? Why aren't you a good north sider and a Cubs fan? Also
>your ability to quote a post
>>67261431
Actually germany officialy passed sweden in the cuck power rankings about 6 months ago.
that second pitch was the same pitch, why wasn't it a strike right away
robot umps fucking when
>>67261459
Northern Suburbs detected. Kill yourself.
>>67261459
Sup Gypsy.
Let's get some runs boys.
>>67261097
Pfft. The Oreos ain't making shit. Nice meme
>>67261543
Neither are the whos
>>67261332
I prefer homer announcers, I don't know why everybody gets so riled up over him.
>Jimenez windup
>>67261557
I don't even care he's a homer. I don't like him at all.
>>67261557
Hawk isn't bad because he's a homer. He's bad because he barely says anything and when he does it's some rambling story that doesn't have any relevance.
>>67261599
Agree. He's honestly like what I imagine most 4channers are like in real life. He literally just spams memes and strikes me as terribly autistic IRL. Being a homer isn't the worst part about Hawk
>the same old tired hawk discussion
Staahp
>>67261620
I still like that. He's like a senile Vin Scully.
GOLD GLOVE CHRIS DAVIS
>45 seconds between posts
Fucking jap ruining the chans
>>67261643
With the Sox gitting gud, shit's gonna intensify. I'm sure there will be bandwagoners bitching about him.
>>67261678
>White Sox
>Bandwagoners
But literally every White Sox fan is a bandwagoner. It's just like the Blackhawks
>>67261678
>With the Sox gitting gud
let's not get ahead of ourselves now
>>67261698
>literally every white sox fan is a bandwagoner
rich talk from a kraut rooting for the oreos
>>67261678
>white sox gitting gud
Slow your roll
>>67261698
You don't know what the hell you're talking about do you?
>>67261431
I doubt there are any east germans in germany without some slav in them. when the red army got in there, they literally raped everyone. it's a cucked rape baby country.
>>67261698
8/10
>>67261698
no that's the cubes
>>67261698
says the german bandwagoner
>>67261332
His voice soothes me (no homo)
Sale fucking pls
>>67260952
Fuuuck this anon called it
At least we got one out of bmore
>swinging at a HBP
Fucking skilled
He gone
Come on Sale
>>67261725
>>67261734
>>67261747
All you guys thinking I give a shit about your Germany=cuck thing. I'm an American who has lived here a year. If anything I'm the one doing the cucking.
>>67261728
Lived in Chicago from 2003-2007
>>67261736
Thanks
>>67261737
I mean, they still sell out even when they're a 100 loss team with no hope, just sayin...
>Trumbo
Rack 'em up
Close one.
FRAZIER FRAZ
RACK'EM UP YES
Almost looked like a mirror inning
>>67261864
>I mean, they still sell out even when they're a 100 loss team with no hope, just sayin...
>nothing to show for it
Oh man I'm so jealous
>>67261864
>I mean, they still sell out even when they're a 100 loss team with no hope, just sayin...
a drunk Iowan and his money are soon parted
>>67261864
>im the one doing the cucking
Top cuck...you stupid cuck
Wow. That's not fair...
>>67261864
Then why are you an Orioles fan?
>>67261864
If you're not a mudskin, you ain't cucming shit
>>67261893
Yes that 1 world series (the worst World Series in the last 20 years) in the last century is so much better than the Cubs 0.
I mean, the Diamondbacks have as many World Series wins in the last 100 years as you . The fucking Diamondbacks.
>>67261955
What is your question, why am I an Orioles fan if I lived in Chicago for four years? Because I've been an Orioles fan since I was like 7? I know the concept seems foreign to you.
>>67261700
R A R E
A
R
E
5-6-3 PUTOUT WOWOWOW
IS THERE ANYTHING MANNY CANT DO?
PUT THAT SHIT ON THE BOARD
YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOOOOAAAARD YES
BRETT
P 2 C
2
C
L A W R I E
based lawrie
BRETT LAWRIE
L
A
W
>Lawrie is the best hitter on this team
>>67261997
not really
LAWRIE
BLAW
there's your one and possibly only run Sale. Don't fuck it up.
L A W R I E
A
W
R
I
E
>>67261987
>I mean, the Diamondbacks have as many World Series wins in the last 100 years as you
they have 2?
>german education
>the whit sox have more world series than the oreos do in the last 30
kek
>>67261987
Your only reason for being an O's fan is because you just decided on it when you were 7?
Let's be honest here
Do you like Avi or Sands DH? I know it's sss but just from what you guys have seen so far.
Can we all just stop pretending to be retards on an anonymous image board?
>sox have a semi competent 2B who can hit
Eat shit Bustham
>>67262110
>Do I like avishit or someone who isn't avishit
hmmm
>>67262120
>pretending
>>67261987
What kinda loser moves around that much. Stop liking my team, outcast
>>67262131
>Braves
Beckham is way ahead of you.
>>67262131
When was the last time they had one, Iguchi?
>>67262164
kek
>these low strikes
Woof. O's are getting some generous calls
>>67262159
Ima defend the German flag rooting for the opposing team here,
It's called the military you ungrates.
that was a strike ump get fucked
Sale pls no giveback
>>67262227
(Thanks but I'm not military, lel)
Let's get this back on track, can one of you fags bring Chicago pizza to Berlin? I would eat it every week, the pizza here fucking sucks.
>>67262283
Now we talkin
>>67262227
>military
You mean the welfare recipients who get paid to jerk off in a mess hall while their wives cuck them?
>77 pitches through 4 innings
So much for keeping the pitch count down this year
HE GONE
K THE SIDE
angry sale is back
>>67262283
Interesting most Americans I know in Germany or Japan are almost always military.
>>67262343
it's just one game
>>67262283
>german pizza
After looking it up, I have to say it looks like shit
>>67262319
This. Fuck the military.
Wow dio the only one hitting under the Mendoza line in this lineup today
>>67262410
Well thatll help it
O's in trouble
O shit!
>bases loaded again
wow
>inb4 3 LOB
>inb4
Go fat man go!
Abroooo
Josavior!
Early offense again
This time, let's try not to give it back
FUCK
Stop hitting our players
>just when Frazier is getting hot
REEEEEEE FUCK OFF OBALDO
Motherfucker.
Takes us to Denny's Melky
Hey eternal 4th placers.
Can you move out of the way?
You're in our spot ;^)
>hit our two best players
hit a liner at his face please
why send him?
MORE RUNS
MORE
ALL FOR SALE
he would have been safe if he didn't slide
Yay, a run
>Abroo
don't stop now boys
CAN'T STOP
WON'T STOP
Wait, does this mean Sale isnt pitching in the red sox - white sox series?
Thats a shame, i wanted our offense to test him, always fun to see a duel between the best O and the best pitching
>>67262752
in fact I don't see the benefit of sliding into home at all
diving fine if you want to avoid a tag, but we all know running through is faster right?
SANDS
>avishit
SANDMAN
runs for the runs god!
They just keep fucking dropping
>bloopers galore
>all these bloops
nice
I gotta be in Elburn tomorrow morning at 7:30. Kill me.
I bet neither teams' fans know what town I'm talking about.
>>67262838
Yes. I believe it's Q, Rodon, and the cancer known as John Danks. At least Q will be a good game
>>67262838
>always fun to see a duel between the best O and the best pitching
It never really works out like you'd expect. Like Sale is usually really good against teams with good offense, but then he's gotten fucking assblasted by the Twins throughout his career and they've never been good in that time.
>>67262838
It'll be Quintana, Rodon, and Donks by the looks of things.
>up six runs
>Sale pitching
Is this the comfiest game of the season so far?
>>67263003
shut up SHUT UP SHUUUT UUUP
>>67262963
>>67262953
>>67262941
Well you guys get the Cuckler God, Buttholez, and I presume Owens so itll be a wild ride of memes
The Buttholez one is a guaranteed win for you guys
>>67263078
What day does Buttholez go? If it's the day donks goes then we're in for a day of memes and runs
>>67263036
Shana pls
>>67263120
I think second (so Rodon?)
I might be counting the pitching days wrong but I think the way I listed them was the way theyll pitch
robot umps when?
looks like this is it for Sale
>>67263078
>>67262963
>>67262941
MLB.com says Quintana, Danks, Rodon.
I smell a dinger
>>67263184
robot players when?
>>67263250
>Dicks and Buttholez matchup
Everyone's getting screwed!
>>67263250
>Butthilez and Danks on the same day
O/U 15 runs combined?
>>67263250
>donks vs buttholez
>it's a "who wants to lose more" episode
>>67263036
This.
>>67263250
Not only that, but it's being aired on ESPN. The whole world will see the buttfuckery
>>67263381
>E!SPN
Great. Runs, memes, and even more shitposting
>>67263381
>Nationally Televised shitfest
>>67263348
Trips and they both throw no hitters
>>67263452
>both throw no hitters
>sox still lose
>>67263490
I like the ambiguity in this post
Upvoted my good man
Leadoff double!
Ajax killing it this game now, except for that bases loaded dp but no one cares for that now
>>67262365
They literally put tuna on pizza. And corn. And fucking ketchup. Germans are foul people.
![[sweating intensifies].png](https://i.imgur.com/BmtJRay.png "[sweating intensifies].png")
>JPetty warming up
>>67263348
donks and cuckoldz have to be the worst for the money in baseball
combined 13.76 ERA and 28 million
>>67263580
>corn
>on anything
Disgusting subhumans
>>67263580
they put corn on the pizza here, too
never seen tuna, but I have seen prawn
>>67263657
>corn
>on cob
Delicious family
>>67263580
>>67263693
fucking third world
>>67263693
You an American expat too?
Why is Sale still in? This is stupid.
Sale's probably done
Bullpen pls
THAT WAS A STRIKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67263733
to face the lefties retard
>>67263733
>robin is still the manager
there you go
>this fucking ump
>>67263732
yes
THAT WAS A STRIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AND FUCK OFF LAWRIE
>peshitska
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>putting in shitska
Oh my god fuck you robin
Tack one completely unnecessary earned run onto Sale because MUH PLATOON even though he's looked like complete shit all game and was at 106 pitches
RIP Shutout
THANKS LAWRIE YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT YOU GAVE SALE AN "EARNED" RUN
Dio fucking pls
Buckle up boys. It's only gonna get bumpier.
>peshitka
>dionshit
PULL HIM.
PAPRIKA STOP GETTING BEHIND BATTERS FUCK
>1st to 3rd on a passed ball
ROBIN
PLS
CAT FUCKING TIME
Getting really tired of your shit
He threw like maybe one or two strikes in that entire appearance.
Save us Phat Albers
HEY HEY HEY
Who should the Sox look to pick up before the deadline?
>>67264106
>he recorded a strikeout out of throwing just 2 strikes
mind boggling really
>>67264136
A 5th starter
>>67264136
someone
anyone
to replace donks
HEY
Oh thank you Ajax Jesus fucking Christ
>>67264185
>Anyone
Becareful what you wish for.
>>67260801
Underrated post
amped for the return of beer money tbqh
>>67264185
I got his replacement right here
>>67264185
We'll give you Joe Kelly for a bag if baseballs tbqh eith you Joe
>>67264304
>Cubes reliever
>not marmol
>Sox all have to do is win to get 50% off shitty pizza
All that lost revenue incoming.
>>67264304
>sox get edwin jackson
>again
no thanks
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VFgVsgF.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
Am I the only one who thinks Chris Davis looks like Rich Piana?
Jerry Sands looks like a cuck.
>>67264136
5th starter and CarGo
>>67264406
is he natty?
Dat blaw tho
I wish most of Dank's salary could be reallocated to putting the M&M jacket guy on the road with performance incentives like beating the Marlins jacket guy in a fight.
>>67264449
Mutant? Yes.
...or were you talking about Chris Davis?
>>67264445
quit saying cuck
>>67264445
>hfw he sees what wifey's new bull is packing
Let's go phat!
>Duke again
