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not pictured: kvyat lynching
first for bottas
fia anthem
FIRST FOR MALDONADO DID NOTHING WRONG
Why hasn't someone put a bullet in that bitch Putin's face?
Only an 8% return this week... better than losing though I guess
>f1fanatic.co.uk users will rate this race as a 7.5/10
Why are those faggots so impressionable and adamant that this season has been full of excitement?
>>67254053
Boat ass.
>kimi more comfortable with putin than reporters
What kind of suomi is this?
>>67254058
place is swarming with KGB mate
>>67254053
the only time he came first
>>67254058
>hating on based Putin
C U C K
>German anthem on Russia
>>67254077
5.5/10 imo
Why the fuck does Poutine insist on joining the podium ceremony every year? It was kinda normal in 2014, but now it's just awkward and stupid. We get it, you are proud to have a race in your country.
>>67254058
>things that a jew would say
>>67254058
uhm you're not allowed to express such ideas
>>67254077
They are morons unlike yourself.
>mad nigress
HAMLELTON SALTY LOL
>>67254083
>tfw no boat-fu
just kill me now senpai
>>67254101
BASED GERMANY
>inb4 everyone mentions senna
I DIDN'T COME FIRST
A BLOO BLOO
best moment of the race
hamilton is a big black babby
>this Hamilton sulk on the podium despite getting second place
SALT
A
L
T
>>67254058
Fuck you nigga, Putin is absolutely based.
Why hasn't someone put a bullet in your worthless face?
>>67254058
only a mountain jew would think this
>>67254008
>senpai will never check your poo poo
why even live?
>>67254008
>world """""""""champion"""""""""
>>67254103
The guy is literally crazy that's why.
THE NIGGER IS SO SALTY HE DOESN'T EVEN CELEBRATE WITH CHAMPAGNE!
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>BRUNDLE
why doesn't Putin do the interviews?
>Respected TV commentator
RESPECTED
>>67254103
He probably likes F1
Cringe moment when the beast tried to talk with the drivers
GERMANY STRIKES BACK
100% Confirmed Hamilton was informed he was to lose this championship. This is his pathetic way of rebelling as he's still getting paid millions.
THE ENTIRE THING IS RIGGED, WAKE UP PEOPLE.
>>67254158
kek
What a fucking sook
>>67254158
ahahahahahaha
>>67254211
>this is what britbongs actually believe
"amazing fans, amazing country, amazing track" every time rosberg..
Between Vettel and mercedes, we have been hearing the German anthem for like 7 years straight
>>67254211
>tfw there are brits than think this unironically
>>67254200
they mean
>respected outside of 4chan's /f1/ thread
Didn't know that /pol/acks was here. Nice, then I'm not alone. (first time here)
kek, drivers were instructed to not champagne putin, by the looks of it
>>67254211
>wake up sheeple
ftfy
>>67254211
calm down britcuck, you're not being rational
>>67254211
>rigging within the team
>a new concept
>>67254211
Alex Jones Please
>>67254184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LjKfs7MjYE
this
>>67254062
"Win - HAM"
bruh
>he didn't seem to defend
r000000
He didn't defend so I just threw it in there.
brundle sucking lewis cock like there's no tomorrow
>roseberg cant speak ruskie
[disappointed]
700 PODIUMS FOR FERRARI
>>67254058
We aren't allowed guns here and FSB or chechens isn't pissed enough (yet)
gimi :-DDD
>>67254158
God damn, it's beautiful
>>67254327
>only 190cm
when will you learn?
wallteri buttarse on suicide watch
>>67254327
5 meme points have been deposited in your meme card.
>>67254274
He's literally friends with Steven Segal.
>>67254327
not seen you for a while lad
GIIIMIII CCCCCCCCCCC-:
>>67254211
the irony is that hamilton's talent is costing him the championship.
Ferrari get engine failures because they're pushing hard tog et closer to mercedes, mercedes had to step it up and sacrificed their engine's reliability to keep getting ahead. Rosberg is not as good as hamilton to push his car to the limits, hamilton can and since he has shit starts he pushes even more, resulting in damaging in power units in the long run.
I like how Gimi says "VOTTASH"
>>67254285
fuck, got them the wrong way round. thanks for spotting that.
>>67254062
>p1 vetlol
>bet 25 pence
noice
>gimi talking
>>67254370
who watches these movies?
>700th wins for ferrari, what do you think about that GIMI?
>we are not happy want to put two cars on podium ...
>>67254062
why is the ham win green?
>>67254211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gp7t4C7ckg
>>67254062
betting on ham and ros to win seems a little retarded
>Nico
>We have a great care Elegiggle
>>67254370
what film is that from
Did Rosbergs engineer make the noise again?
>>67254348
What is her field of employment within the Formula One circus?
>>67254424
No idea the newest one is on youtube and no one cares.
>>67254211
>it's rigged
>but still boring as fuck
sure
>Massive GERMAN Interests in F1
>GERMAN DRIVER
>GERMAN TEAM
>GERMAN CAR MANUFACTURER
The powers that be have decided it's Rosbergs time, Nigger Hamilton has been hurting German pride with all his winning, can't have that can we?
Ham forced to accept losing this WDC or lose his drive and millions in money.
The game was rigged from the start
>you will never have a wife as beautiful as Minttu
kill me
>>67254433
700 podiums, not wins
And he said that Ferarri wants to win, not that they want cars on the podium
>oyu
Why doesn't Putin just speak German?
>>67254390
glad I can sight read
>cuts out when the qts come one screen
Fuck you
cya next race guys
>>67254461
Kimi's son's mother
>dougal can't use a fucking touchscreen
has he retired completely now? I thought he still did DTM or something
>Crofty blaming Hamilton starts on bad luck
What a fucking bellend. Didn't watch Sky till recently, be he was insufferable as fuck when it was VWL.
>>67254380
well spoken toad
Did Ricky have a good race?
>>67254435
i mixed up rosberg and hamilton, almost the same payout for both though so doesn't make a big difference after correcting it
>>67254498
National pride and image. He speaks German well, but only if he must
this guy reminds me of Slap Chop Vince
>"Keev... at..."
>>67254327
Fuck off tripfag
>>67254561
>not recognising lisicki
>>67254508
>not lurking during the downtime
please leave and never return
>RTL hired Timo Glock as Niki Lauda's replacement
Just get Gerhard Berger or Bernd Schneider, not some dude who got cucked by Marussia.
>>67254498
acting like an autist was enough, lowering yourself to speak a foreign language in your land when you are the president is a political suicide in non cucked countries
>>67254445
the payout for either one of them winning is more than the combined stake for both, so it's almost guaranteed profit unless they both retire for some reason
>>67254449
Sniper Special Ops.
Does Red bulls upgrade come before or after canada? WIll they able to compete with the Mercs cause this is boring as shit.
>>67254568
i am i the only one who noticed that the crowd got more exited to hear him than the guys who actually ranked better ?
>>67254547
Nope. Hit by Vettel who was hit by Kvyat, broken wing, got stacked in pit strategy and tyre strat was poor on behalf of RBR. No points, finished 11th
>>67254496
>Yeah I noticed IT WAS MY MISTAKE END MY LIFE SWEET JEEBUS
>>67254666
>able to compete with the Mercs
hahahaha
>>67254547
Eh
Got fucked by Kvyat on the first lap
Got put on Mediums for no good reason
Did manage to get back into 11th though
I really liked her smell by the way
>>67254671
that happens every time gimi gets a podium. people love him.
>>67254602
Political suicide doesn't exist when you can vote yourself in as el Presidente.
>>67254606
it's only 25p if Rosberg wins though
but yeah you're right
we got a webm of the Vettel crash with radio audio?
>>67254375
yeah i don't post in /sp/ anymore, lost my love for it.
i'm always in /brit/ now.
>>67254568
Why is this making me laugh.
>>67254483
MASTER RACE
>>67254714
Talking about your sister again?
Who should replace di Resta and Herbert?
>>67254498
He wasn't aware these guys know german
Explain to me how the fuck Hamilel didnt get a penalty for his turn 2 shenanigans. He CLEARLY gained a massive advantage from leaving the track.
Literally no stopping Rosberg
At this point there is no reason to think he won't win Barcelona the same way
He will win in Monaco again as well
9 victories in a row
What's the longest winless streak Hamilton has gone through in his career?
>>67254671
kimi and the russian people share the same language of vodka
>>67254714
just fuck her already
>>67254773
hamilton bias
>>67254760
Kimi and Pastor
>>67254760
Jacques Villeneuve and Irvine
would be ebin if kyvat got his contract terminated
>>67254758
F1 is boring af
>>67254760
Button and Webber
>>67254773
Racing incident. Others went on unpunished as well
>van hoof
me irl
>>67254773
I was thinking the same, my axis friend.
>>67254714
not this guy but i think the same of my cousin
i wish incest was a thing here
>>67254773
Don't worry Mercedes is rigging Lewis to lose so it all balances out.
>>67254774
>What's the longest winless streak Hamilton has gone through in his career?
10 races, between China 2008 and Hungary 2009, USA 2012 and Hungary 2013, and Hungary 2013 and Malaysia 2014
>>67254760
A normal sized man.
Missed the incident by why did Sainz get 10 second pen?
>>67254852
Incest is disgusting. Can't turn down a good sniff though.
>>67254773
Fuck knows. He must have gained at least 4 places by skipping it. Wasn't even investigated.
>>67254773
affirmative action
you racist or something?!
rate race
1/10
>>67254915
Stop kidding yourself, you know you're gagging to shoot a fat load in your sisters vagoo.
>>67254948
1/10
kek, Kvyat getting absolutely BTFO by Lauda on German TV right now.
>"Look at this amount of stupidity, has he forgotten how to brake?"
>>67254948
4.5/10
>>67254948
0/10
>>67254846
yeah, like nasr
wait
>>67254948
p boring
>>67254897
He really can't complain, 10th year in and he hasn't even gone a whole season without a win
>>67254963
Nope, I'm not a brit.
>>67254948
2/10
>>67254948
2.3/10
Good T2/3 shenanigans
Shit race
>>67254968
sick burn
>>67254948
3/10
So Kvyat basically confirmed that Verstappen is going to replace him next season right?
There's no coming back from this unless he has a truly spectacular season from now on. Especially when they already have a driver in waiting and probably strong pressure from the likes of Marko etc
bye bye kvyat
>>67254948
3/10
>>67254211
That is true though.
Toto after the race:
>the problem went away when Lewis stopped pushing
AKA good boy following team orders
>we were also getting strange signals from Nico power unity
ahahah cmon. Full damage control for pretending there is a problem for lewis. Stange fucking signals
>>67254948
4/10
>>67254948
2/10 just because of Firstberg
>>67254948
the start was 10/10
the rest was hell
I haven't been keeping up with this shit this year.
Is it another Mercedes blowout?
>>67255059
I can't tell if this is satire or not
People wouldn't even give half a shit if all this was happening to Rosberg
>>67254948
4/10
>>67255077
Yeah but it's RWL this year.
>>67255037
is verstappen ready to handle ricky's bullying tho?
>>67255077
Yep, MWL all year. Check back again next season.
Totos interview on german tv was incredible.
>this race was a nightmare
>both cars were inches away from a DNF
>we were seriously contemplating taking both drivers out of the race
>absolute nightmare
actual quotes i wish i was kidding
>Tricky demanding kvyat give apologies to a few people
MAD AMX TAKES HIS SPOT CONFIRMED
>>67255116
>Implying MAD AMX wouldn't BTFO Tricky Ricky
>>67254948
10/10
>>67255156
'no'
I can imagine verstappen having a mental breakdown and crying in his father's arms
>>67255137
>Toto Wolff still pulling the "we were totally struggling guize" meme
I miss Norbert Haug.
>>67255116
Amx gets horribly abused by his father though so a little bit of friendly bullying wouldn't bother him too much.
>>67255219
This
These past two seasons would've been tolerable if Mercedes wasn't such a fucking autistic team
>>67255116
I'm sure he's more ready than le anxious crash lad
Feel a bit bad for Kvyat but there really isn't a point in keeping him if he drives like this. Even on a good day he isn't as a good as Ricciardo so whats the point
>>67255196
Verstappen isn't a softy but he is easily maddened. Does he have a sister actually?
>>67255219
The day Nobby left was the day F1 died a bit.
>>67255265
Yes
what would you do to her anon?
>letting amateur Russian drive in your top sport
>wondering what went wrong
"Daniil schieb ihn raus!"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VCJkSTIbY1I
This is where he should drive.
>>67255348
Hug
Are you guys ready for Stoffel Vandoorne to be the new F1 goat?
>>67255353
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
Sky's interviewer is unironically asking Lewis to respond to his fan's conspiracy theory tweets
>>67255394
Stoffel & Blik will clean sweep the circuit soon
>>67254968
yeah, vettel definitely knows how to break hard
vettel used the word 'fuck' 6 times when he crashed
Sky are literally analyzing Hamilton's personality and his isolated behavior
Jesus Christ
>>67255348
I wouldn't touch that thing with a pole
If i had standards
But i really can't afford to have standards, and actually i would be out of her league
At best she would give me a horrified look before calling the security
>>67254948
3/10 because of based Alonso finally doing something
>>67255470
Get a sister, mate
>>67254773
stewards' wives prefer big black willy
watching lester right now b the w amigos lads
>>67255219
I wish it was still Rosberg, Schumacher, Brawn and Haug at Mercedes.
With the money Sky Sports throw at their F1 coverage it's astonishing how poor the quality is.
Today they've:
>talked about Mercedes conspiracies
>speculated on Hamilton's autism
>hired Paul di Resta to talk about the exciting moments of the race
>>67254918
>>67254850
>>67254773
there was a crash on the track you idiots
you are allowed to cut the corner if you do it to avoid a crash
>>67255595
give back positions or get a penalty
>>67255539
Those 3 years were so much fun, even with their car being shit. I was genuinely a fan of that team.
How did it all go so wrong?
Can anyone be more attractive?
>>67255196
No, but Sainz will.
>>67255649
>driving without helmet
>>67255649
not a vespa
i think that's a booster, but i don't know much about scooters
>>67255649
we need a webm of this
>>67255153
Mercedes chose to make the call after the gap went down from 12 to 8 seconds. Of course they like to pretend they let their drivers race, they are always saying that, but in the end they don't want to risk the chances of a wheel to wheel battle if Lewis managed to get in DRS range.
It looks less obvious if they make the call when the gap is still 8 seconds instead of waiting to se what happens. Of course you can argue it wasn't a team order but I cant possibly not consider this after the way Toto stuttered to explain how they 'fixed' Lewis problem and the long time it took him to 'remember' what kind of problem Nico had.
Why does Rosberg look so shitty and depressed?
Dude cannot stop winning and he doesn't even look happy in the slightest
>>67255645
Would you fuck Nico or his wife?
>>67255645
dude, look at his ears...
>>67255637
Brawn, Haug and Schumi got dumped for Toto, Lowe and Choco, turning the team from a bunch of racers to a bunch of pricks and shills
>>67255782
>>67255751
Finnish genes.
>>67255771
definitely not his wife
piss poor WAG
>>67255751
He is just trying to sound humble, unlike a certain black person when he wins
>>67255771
Nico and I'm hetero
Vettel be chillin
>>67255649
Do you guys think he let vettel drive or did vettel stomp up to it yelling "MOVE"
>>67255883
He is actually a Finn.
>>67255958
Either way he got alphaed out by a manlet.
>>67255649
looks like vettel got on a yamaha before hamilton
>>67254390
ILLUMANUTI CONFORMED!?!?
>>67255649
I'd give him DOTD for that
Well, that was enjoyable. See you in Barcelona!
>>67254008
We can see that Rosfag is finally on his peak. Let's see for how long he'll keep it up.
>conspiration theory meme
fuck off Sky
>>67256104
>no Vettel
>MWL
>Borekönnen
>enjoyable
>>67255883
there are no argentinian drivers this season though
>>67256231
>nnen
>>67256231
I was talking about the banter here but w/e
Manlet herbert can add another name on his drivers that should retire list now
Sky BTFO by Lauda
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Senna goat
>>67255771
Obviously Nico.
>>67255649
>I NEED YOUR CLOTHES, YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE
>>67255137
Such an inspiration to see Mercedes AMG Petronas F1 overcoming the odds in each and every race, truly magnificent work and team spirit.
>>67255649
>safety scooter
>>67257081
want to drag my package across her face
kweeat is a big baby.
>Of course it’s easy now to attack me and I guess everyone will
chaps, who has the data graphic about how much the races pay for hosting? i know it is different for each race, but I can't find the data!
it was a accident i swaear
https://streamable.com/s7t2
>>67255771
I would drink anything that came out of his body.
>>67257296
http://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/f1/10265963/kvyat-didnt-have-time-to-react
DINDUNUFIN
>>67257081
>tfw she and kimi are already having problems :(
>>67257454
will he ever get a stable relationship?
>>67257243
What is the most expensive fee / cheapest fee?
>>67257081
She is truly classically beautiful. Would love to photograph her.
>>67257476
You could say that driving for the prancing horse is a stable relationship.
>>67257589
Fuck you Carlos, lol.
>>67257589
>the city of CARLOS
red bull are salty fucks.
>Team told me Vettel caused start crash - Ricciardo
>>67255771
I would be part of a Nico threesome
>>67257454
What do you mean?
Minttu, Kimi and Robin all look happy together
>kvyat
>smashing into vettel at china
>smashing into vettel at russia, twice
>>67257589
BINLAND WINS AGAIN
>>67257752
>smashing into vettel at china
He didn't touch him
https://twitter.com/F1/status/726787885945376768
>>67257781
What a boss
>>67255771
why do germans always do this
>>67257748
>Robin
Kimi has a kid? How old is he?
>>67257707
>tfw your husband is prettier than you
>>67257865
His soon-to-be wife's son is just over one year old.
>>67257865
Just over 1 year old
>>67257867
That is pretty much the same for everyone on the grid.
Verstappen being the obvious exception.
>>67257867
Nico knows he's out of her league so she'll do her best to satisfy him to get him to stay with her.
Brilliant strategy desu.
>>67257931
they're probably highschool sweethearts or something. she's probably the only girl he knows who isn't after his fame and fortune
>>67257931
>so she'll do her best to satisfy him to get him to stay with her.
They met when they were kids.
Childhood sweethearts
>>67257707
she must have some serious deepthroat skills
Danil 'the russian torpedo' Kfiat
>I'd like to think Daniil for giving me his seat next year and once again proving Vettel is always right.
>Daniil Kvyat
>Born: April 26, 1994 (age 22), Ufa, Russia
>>67258138
>actually implying that mad amx will crash less than kvyat
>>67258135
Danny KFIAT hit SEBASTIAN FETTEL
>>67258269
Max is smarter. He is doing all his crashing is STR
>>67254380
>Rosberg is not as good as hamilton
Stopped reading.
>>67254773
B-but F1 is rigged AGAINST le underprivileged black man, stupid goy!
just remembered 2013 when rosberg got his helmet stolen from the pit garage and he was real upset about it and they had a surveillance camera shot of the thief but never caught him
>>67257565
>photograph
What a faggot lel
>>67258354
i'd love to position my camera lens in the folds of her minge if you know what i mean ;)
>leave vettel to me
Daniil 'Maldonados apprentice' Kiwiyacht
>>67258396
what the fuck. i was just going to do exactly this but i changed my mind
>>67258393
>leave hamilton to me
kvyat/horner/vettel edit pls
>>67258475
>razorburn again.
CAN THIS MAN NOT SHAVE CORRECTLY?
>>67258513
could have sensitive skin.
>>67258528
Its a bitch
Thank god for philips
How the fuck am I supposed to vote for this
>>67257707
that pic looks way older than it is
10 second playthrough penalty for kvyat?
Holy fuck, last year Ferrari was under of about 0,0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 psi and it was hell unleashed.
What do you have to do be disqualified? Fucking shoot someone from your car?
>>67258602
massa DotD imo
Kmag wins, clearly.
>>67258615
Mercedes was the one that was under last year. Rosberg was under by 1.2 and Hamilton was under by .3
They should've gotten disqualified, or at least a time penalty so that they'd have to give up the win, but they literally just got a slap on the wrist for it
>>67258602
Based on the name obviously
>>67258660
me when i check these dubs 2bh
>>67258269
>>67258331
At least he will be faster.
Better to have a fast but inconsistent driver rather than an average and inconsistent one
Kvyat is really stretching the limits of his luck to be honest. Even his "great" China result was hugely affected by the fact that 2 Ferraris were eliminated, Hamilton wasn't at the front, and his teammate got a puncture while in front of him. He was never even better than Ricciardo during that whole weekend honestly. Ricciardo is generally blowing him out of the water consistently and I didn't even rate Ricciardo too much higher than the likes of JEV etc until recently. There's honestly no point in keeping him at Red Bull if he drives like this and isn't even that fast in the first place.
I still refuse to believe Ricciardo is God's gift to motorsport despite his results against Vettel, so Kvyat honestly should and needs to be matching him every race if he wants any chance of keeping his seat. Fuck at this point you could probably drop Sainz into the car and he would do an equal or better job than Kvyat.
>yfw its was putin in kvyats car
he REALLY hates those germans
>>67258731
>Fuck at this point you could probably drop Sainz into the car
Sainz is underrated imo, maybe not as good as max but close. He has had much worse luck, and the races he does better than max are usually races where STR isn't very strong
>>67258780
He REALLY doesn't.
He used to live there.
>>67258874
kek, pastor never wrecked his car like that last year.
>>67258820
Yeah, I think he is close to Max if not better at quali actually. I think he outqualified him more often in 2015 but I don't remember exactly
I think both of the TR boys suffer from over-eagerness which results in fucked up strategies and tires getting destroyed too early. Older drivers are more pragmatic and realistic when it comes to fuel saving etc but Sainz and Verstappen often just drive flat out and have to make an extra pit stop as a result. This is basically a flaw in F1 in general but a driver should be able to accept the reality of the situation. Kimi even said that if he could push flat out every lap then he probably could have had similar pace to Mercs but he can't so he doesn't
>>67258820
I'd rate Sainz above Kvyat any day
>>67254390
Someone whistle this for me
>>67254714
>pic related
>>67254948
4.5/10 +.5 for vettel vs torpedo
>>67258874
Better quality <3
>>67259638
sacre bleu :-DDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>67259698
kek'd
7 wins in a row for Luckberg now.
How many more until he gets the record?
Assuming Mercedes get their shit sorted out reliability-wise, it honestly seems unbelievable that Rosberg couldn't win the championship at this point. It's going to need some colossal choking to fuck it up. Granted its a long season but he has such a comfortable lead at this point that he could sit out the next 2 races and it wouldn't even be a disaster.
I'm sure Hamilton will come back strong eventually but he has like 43 points to make up. Granted this is somewhat "easy" to make up if Rosberg suffers some DNFs but if he doesnt, Rosberg could finish second to Hamilton for the next six races and still be leading the championship
I'm predicting that he's going to win Spain even if Hamilton has a problem-free race and quali. Dunno about Monaco but historically he has been strong there.
If he honestly manages to choke this away, its going to be remembered as the biggest choke beta moment in the history of the sport. He's already topping so many stat lists and records that it's going to be ultra embarrassing if he ends up not having a title to show for it in the end.
>>67259856
;_;
Did Putin give Gimi some sneaky vodka or what? He's talking way too much, on Finnish interviews too, he had good banter about Putin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUZe1CHVuZI
>watching the race now
>seb's radio after kvyat penetrated his ass
Holy shit that was hilarious. He might actually murder Kvyat
>>67259871
The only person who has more wins than him in a row is Vettel with 9. No one has won 8 races in a row (except Vettel of course). It actually is kind of an astounding record even if it is split between two seasons. It's more consecutive wins than Hamilton managed for example.
Only Mansell and Schumi have more consecutive race wins from the first race of the season with 5, and those were done in some brutal domination eras.
>>67259952
We all miss him lad
>>67259994
ascari has nine too, no?
>>67259957
I'm pretty much convinced that Kimi has started using drugs again.
>>67260071
>again
and what drugs?
>>67260077
my bad. thanks, lad.
I thought this was Vettels year...
>>67258780
>>67258874
Putin is in Germany every couple weeks. He flies to Munich on the weekends to meet with his friend Clemens Tönnies, chairman of >Schalke and food industry billionaire.
>>67260184
He already has 4, and probably has another decade left in the sport as Ferrari's no. 1 driver. Maybe even 15 if he wants to go full Schumi. He'll get more titles eventually. Considering how much he's already achieved and the fact that he is literally 28 (aka 3 years older than Jolyon Palmer), it would not be surprising at all to see him break many of Schumacher's results, especially knowing how comfy his relationship with Ferrari is and how he can probably stay there for as long as he wants.
But yea this season is looking like pretty much a write off as far as the title battle goes. At least Hamilton is getting BTFOed at least...
>>67260030
>>67260077
If you discount the Indy race (as the vast majority of the F1 field didn't participate in, despite it being part of the champion's hip), then it's 9
This first 4 races will make the inevitable 4th Lewis title this year a lot more interesting towards the end of the championship. Good.
lel.
>>67260382
with no survivors
>>67260379
not gonna happen, thankfully.
>>67260432
You really think that? Even Nico knows he is being lucky. He keeps saying 'Lewis is the benchmark'
He knows on pure pace it's still the same as last year, Lewis is faster in qualy and in the race. It cant be stopped.
What is the biggest points lead that a driver has managed to choke away?
What are some notable instances of a driver who dominated the early season and ended up choking away the title by the end?
>>67260538
Also, it only took Lewis 16 races last year to win the championship. We still have 17 to go this season.
>>67257748
She ragequit her blog citing "problems in personal life" or something.
hamilton had worse luck in 2014 2bh
>>67260602
>17 races with a 45 point deficit
>the same as 16 races to win the championship
I agree with you that Lewis still has more than a chance to win but that's a completely irrelevant point
>>67260538
Lewis would still need considerable bad luck for Rosberg
I'm sounding a bit Rosberg-defence-force here but honestly it's not like Rosberg is a total shit driver and that it's a clear-cut case of Hamilton always being the better driver. Hamilton outqualified Rosberg once since like Singapore last year, every other time Rosberg has been on pole, and Hamilton isn't a weak qualifier at all.
I do think Hamilton is the better driver overall but it's really not that clear to say he is always better than Rosberg, as there have been instances where neither driver suffers bad luck and Rosberg ends up being the faster and better driver overall. It's not like once Hamilton's car gets sorted out, Rosberg will never win again. He will probably win less, but still Hamilton has a lot of catching up to do, which will become even more difficult if we throw in Red Bull into the mix and maybe even Ferrari get their shit sorted and start challenging for wins at some point as well.
>>67260189
ahaha what? i thought hes banned from eu or something
>>67260552
If we convert 2007 to the current points system, Lewis choked away a 45 point lead in 6 races
>>67260633
As long as her unpersonal life is alright ...
>>67260552
Alonso had a 40 point lead at some point in 2012.
Grid was a lot more competitive then though.
>>67260633
Or maybe she realized she doesn't need to keep up a blog anymore as she can get 10x more famous just by appearing in the paddock on occasion.
Who cares about some shitty blog anyway, literally iltalehti tier
horny mad:
>From a team point of view, it screwed our race completely, we could have scored sensible points today. We’ve given away a lot of points
>>67260673
It's inofficial obviously.
Tönnies mysteriously managed to establish several large pig farms and get several million pigs imported into the Russian Federation shortly before the trade embargo over the Crimea crisis hit btw. He's making mad dosh without having to ex-/import anything while his European competition is fucked.
>>67260660
Not really because Lewis had a 80 point lead in the 16th race.
>>67260795
>hasn't won a race since COTA
>his teammate has won 7
lel
>>67260792
wow cool story. so putin comes to party? isnt munich hoeneß territory ?
hybrid engines are fucking gay dudes
>the salty tears of james allen
I love this rosbergwinslol wagon tbph
On the bright side the shittest track is behind us already.
>>67261051
Its hilarious that some people seem to imply that the water pressure problem is legit a conspiracy to keep Hamilton from attacking Rosberg. As if it's completely unheard of for a problem to stabilize once you slow down and stop pushing lol
Not like Hamilton was going to catch Rosberg anyway considering how fast Rosberg was going even in the final laps
>>67261098
Mexican GP isn't particularly great either. desu Sochi would have been a lot more interesting if they brought in the ultrasofts. It was a boring race partially due to the durability of the tires, same as in 2014.
>Mfw Hamham's car breaks AGAIN
It's almost like they're doing it on purpose or something.
>>67261416
inb4 rare. jersey has milk. what's your fame? dodgy care homes?
:^)
>>67261532
Not having Muslims
>>67260673
New pic who dis
>>67261573
kek. i remember the story about that teen.
>tfw rosberg wins every race up to and including canada.
>>67261532
Guernsey is also famous for cows lel
>>67261629
you only ever see jersey milk in supermarkets though. guernsey milk would be
RARE
A
R
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>tfw no jersey or guernsey beef
>>67261363
I absolutely despise the third sector of Mexico.
I understand they had to get rid of peraltada, but Jesus Christ is that slow 90°-into-hairpin-into-chicane-into-90° complex is compete ass
>>67261755
Ignoring the shit grammar by me, my point still stands
>>67261670
Guernsey milche is basically the same as Jersey so you're not missing anything.
>>67261792
i know, but i want it for my rare milk collection.
:^)
>>67260633
She is having to look after a kid
Of course she can't keep up her blog
>>67261811
Do you have any human milk
>>67261811
I'll send you some lad
>>67261870
only cow and goat, friend.
inb4 warned for offtopic discussion.
>Gutierrez a shit
>>67262039
Tell me about Vettel, why did he drive the scooter?
>>67261755
Yep.
The track is easily the most uninspired on the whole calendar and it certainly doesn't help that there used to be a pretty good racetrack there before.
There's just about nothing cool about the track except the top speeds due to altitude. The stadium section is "cool" in the way the stands are set up but it literally kills the flow of the track even more than anything before it and as you said, basically neuters what used to be based peraltada.
Considering how enthusiastic the fans are there, they should really have invested in a track that actually promotes decent racing. Or you know, repaved the old one and just gone with it
>>67262104
RING DING DING DING
>>67262039
Gotta go fast.jpg
>tell young but error prone driver not to dive bomb because it may cause big crashes
>but I am podium, da da xexexe
>he does exactly what Vettel predicted
God damn why don't people listen to Sebastian "GPDA leader" Vettel, he is always right.
It was heavily overshadowed that Gutierrez crashed into the back of Hulkenberg and basically did what Kvyat did into Turn 2, and no one talks about it.
Basically ended the race of 2 other drivers. Still at 0 points whilst le solved prost scoring points all the time. What do people see in this driver? He was shit at Sauber and he is showing to not be any better right now either. Why keep him hired? I doubt Haas particularly needs the money he brings anyway. I get that he had a decent junior career but that was ages ago and he has had plenty of time to show any promise in F1 and he's literally done nothing of any worth in these 4 races. At this point, Haas might as well just drop him and get Maldonado lol
>>67262329
>>67262329
Good point, I hope they sack him in the summer break. Just get Montoya out of retirement or one of the other dozen or so more talented drivers ffs.
>>67262297
>trying to talk sense to russians
>trying to convince a russian they might be wrong
not possible mate. They are honestly in a different dimension. This is not some pol tier shit, but I honestly think that people think Russians are somehow very similar to Europeans because they are the same skin color and more or less look quite similar to Europeans, so they are just assumed to be regular white people. But they are on a totally different level of life altogether, I mean Finland was part of Russia and we are right next to them, so you would assume that we would be quite similar and understand each other well, but it's honestly like they're from another world. And I'm not saying I hate Russians because I don't, I'm just saying that they are really really different people.
>>67258602
>americans in charge of the f1 site.jpg
>>67262408
>Montoya
>retirement
Just raced a single seater last weekend m8. Went from last (22 or 24th) to 7th in a race with no yellow flags and no safetycars on a track that isn't known for easy overtaking. Dude is still based. Not sure if he could do F1 at a competitive level anymore but he's showing to be one of the better drivers on the Indycar grid all the time.
>>67262329
>>67262408
Probably something to do with, if you want Ferrari engines please field a Ferrari driver similar to Pascal at Manor.
Vergne was the better option tough.
why is this shit happening in russia when we dont care 1 bit about this """sport"""?
>>67262426
what are you even blubbering about you alcoholic sauna monkey?
>>67261889
thanks laddie.
>>67258620
>those pants
>that vest
>blonde whore
>>67262531
Yeah but even then the point would still stand. What does Ferrari see in Gutierrez?
I can understand Wehrlein because he actually shows promise and is being groomed to follow Hamilton once he retires but Gutierrez is nowhere near that sort of level.
Then again Ferrari works in mysterious ways
>Badoer
>>67262509
FIA retirement. I follow the Indy car stuff loosely.
Does this qualify as a meme race because McLaren wasn't shit?
>>67263008
It qualifies as a "that was unexpected" race.
>Magnussen comes 7th
>A Haas car that Grosjean has been complaining about all weekend because it drives like shit comes 8th
>McLaren actually manages not one but two point scoring positions, one in sixth no less
And then the unsurprising thing, that Hamilton had car issues again. Watch him have them next race too.
>>67260716
Also he got fucked by the Lotuses on two separate starts
>>67263091
nice horse
>>67258620
Damn, is the 90s back?
>>67263573
Its just the Schumacher Bros School of Fashion and Design at work
>>67255219
>>67255280
>>67255539
I've seen Haug at an DTM promo event where he did drive some guests with his classic SL around the track.
He seemed genuimely passionate about what hes doing
who /buttocksbuttocks/ here
>>67255748
inb4 broken steering column/suspension/anti-roll bar/CV joint and Toto Wolff is guilty of manslughter
Why didn't Hamilton spray the champagne today?
How can someone actually be this buttmad publically after not winning a race
>>67265238
because he's literally been gifted everything on a platter his entire life
>>67265238
because he's hero dead 22 years ago
>>67265238
I dunno, I think I'd probably be pretty piss as well if I was put out of contention for the race win by my own car. He must be getting pretty sick of hearing the term "engine problems".
>>67265492
he got the next best result. nico has had bad luck too and never been THAT kid-like.
Why is Vettel so based?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-fWrvhiMZ0
>>67265684
>dat thinkpad ad in the background
when will vettel's bad luck end lads?
>>67265533
Has he had such consistent bad luck like this though? I'm not a big fan of Hamilton really, but I can still see why he might be getting pissed off at this point.
It is taking the piss a little bit.
>>67266441
HAM has been proper screwed over these past few races, not that it's anyone's fault. He's right to be pissed but I think he's a child for letting it show so badly.
>>67265457
didn't even cry like a little bitch
>>67259069
>which results in fucked up strategies and tires getting destroyed too early
That was just Melbourne.
Max his tyre management was brilliant today, same in Bahrain.
>>67265457
holy shit! was that really the reason?
BWAAHAHHAHAAAA!! what a fucking faggot he is for senna.
like, why didn't he just take a big old gulp of the champagne he just earned in a good race, drink it in his honor??
>>67265684
LMAO you just got to love this guy when he's pissed off :D
>>67267171
I seriously doubt that was actually the reason. You don't see me crying every 4th of September in remembrance of Steve
>>67267353
you heartless bastard
>>67267718
I do miss you though, Steve
mfw British Senna cries for real the next time he doesn't win
>Ricciardo asked Red Bull who caused the crash. I think they said Seb to keep me calm
>to keep me calm
what a fucking baby.
>>67262329
The guy is a joke, every single time he is at his home in Monterrey, you can found him partying at the night clubs, and driving recklessly around the city bragging about that he is hot shit because he drives in F1.
>>67265238
It's Haram
>>67254062
>fastest lap - Massa
I really like Massa, but come on, man.. If you put money on it, think realistically, not with your heart (jeez that hurts to say lol)
Three more days here and a two week wait for Spain. What will you guys do in the meantime?
When I'll get home I'll try and look up the post-race stuff from today. Should catch up on those ebin mays. Then probably look up Mikka highlights for days. I miss him.
>>67269718
i'll try not to kill myself out of sheer boredom
>>67269739
Oh I only do that while watching f1.
guys, what was the best race so far?
watched 2016 season for the first time today and Sochi is such a shit track it hurts
gimme an interesting race on an interesting track to download pls
>>67269551
really? he seems like such a beta 2bh.
>>67269988
Interlagos 2006
>>67269988
Bahrein was easily the best this season. Lots of overtaking and SPARX
I fell asleep after hamilel overtook buttass, did I miss anything
>7 straight wins
What a shit season.
Who hyped for 6 Hours of Spa?
>>67270355
>WEC race
>Isn't Le Mans
Literally meaningless
Reminder that Nigel Mansell was a meme driver just like Rosberg or Bottas throughout his whole career until 1992.
https://streamable.com/s7t2
Someone has to put a 'finish him' audio from MK on this before kvyat hits vettel the second time
>>67270396
sadly true really
>>67254211
>I cant guzzle enough of Hamilton's cum
>>67270396
>F1 race
>isn't Monaco
literally meaningless
>>67269988
>canada 2011
>hungary 2006
>japan 1994
>belgium 1998
>belgium 1995
>europe 2012
>monaco 2008
>monaco 1996
>>67270617
No you see that doesn't work as the calendar isn't built around Monaco.
Winning Monaco is great but it isn't the reason there is a championship. It isn't bigger than the championship.
Le Mans is bigger than the WEC.
If you don't win the Le Man your season is pointless. You have accomplished nothing. No one gives a flying fuck about who won the championship.
Every other race is just essentially testing for Le Mans.
They should completely switch the season around so it goes over winter and Le Mans is last race.
Until they start allowing different lengths of race over of 6 hours it will always remain that way.
>>67270737
But then how awkawrd would it be when the team that wins Le Mans finishes 3rd-5th in the Championship? The Champion's ceremony would begin to overshadow the winner
>>67270737
Does this happen also in Indy? I know I'd prefer winning Indy 500 than the whole season.
>>67270866
The championship ceremony takes places at the FIA prize giving gala not the last race.
>>67270904
Yes but to a lesser extent because nobody cares about IndyCar as a whole.
>>67270866
Nobody cares desu. Everybody remembers Hulkenberg's win over Webber's championship from last season.
>>67270979
I think you meant Le Mans Winner Nico Hulkenberg
i only watched the replay of the start, so I am wondering how did Williams fuck up today?
>>67255649
DONATE YOUR KIDS OR BYE BYE STREAM
>>67270434
your opinions are the worst. not even a mansell fan, but you've made yourself look as bad as peter warr.
>>67271110
It's still his win, isn't it?
>>67271481
But that is not an opinion but a fact.
>>67271232
They fucked up by having 2 shit drivers
Rosberg luck streak is over. I can feel it. Cant wait until Spain to see Hamilton buttfuck him into his place.
>>67271232
they didn't, really. no way they could've finished higher
2nd crash was literally in the easiest part of le track.
Also crashing in the first turn you have to break for is assetto-corsa-pub-server-friday-night-after-5-beers-style.
t. ghost of senna
>>67270617
Monaco is easily the worst race of the season... Bar Russia.
>>67271809
>ywn be 1.5 seconds faster than Vettel in the rain
Holy shit Nico and Lewis give the absolute worst interviews.
They make Kimi seem forthcoming in comparison.
>Thanks very much. It’s been an awesome weekend. The car has been fantastic all weekend, really even in qualifying and in the race today. It felt very special out there. So, very, very happy. Thanks to everybody. Thanks to all of you in Russia who have come here. The sport is growing; 60,000 of you – amazing, great atmosphere, it’s been a great weekend.
Every fucking interview. Even repeats it basically word for word in his vlog too.
>>67270460
>that second crash
for fuck's sake kvyat get it together
>>67263008
If it involves Mclaren Honda it's a meme no matter what happens.
time for /dead thread/ for two weeks
i'm leaving
until next time, friends
>>67276924
Time for WAGs
>>67276992
Naw I've already fapped today.
Gimi :DD
Great thread, senpaitachi
>>67277448
Kimi to replace Kvyat at Red Bull next season confirmed.
>>67256146
kek
>tfw this was a boring race, and you realize the next race is Spain
>>67260716
It was a 40 point lead going in to the summer break. I think his last race win was Silverstone and then Ferrari choked/Vettel won almost every race after that. It was the last great F1 season
>>67277660
>another two week break
>it's monaco
Guess who's taking Kvyat's seat next year
>>67278068
>that's ironic
no it isn't
Putler is a faggot
>>67271809
Kvyat is a shit for brains driver who shouldn't ever be near a racetrack again. This motherfucker is a total waste of an F1 drivers seat
>>67271768
Spotted the nigger.
>>67278565
yesterday, he was worse than maldonado ever was tbqh. i do not recall him driving into the same driver twice in a matter of seconds.
james allen:
>Yesterday did not cost Kvyat his seat – that had almost certainly already gone
what happens if he beats ricciardo over the season?
and if not, what if ricciardo batters verstappen next year, or vice versa?
>>67279055
both impossibru
ricky is objectively the best driver on the grid
>>67279066
this 2bh
>>67279066
i take it you was the one who didn't get bullied by him then?
>>67279077
no, but it would have been an honour
nice double dubs btw senpai
>>67279055
Drivers are only selected on their meme potential of attracting viewers and sponsors. There's results are secondary unless they are absolutely dogshit
>>67279077
>you was
>>67279156
>there's results
>>67279178
give me a break lad, i only had three hours of sleep.
>>67278565
Sebastian please calm down
rip bernie
>>67279420
he's got 30 years left.
>>67278565
https://streamable.com/6yqf
yes, I know it's made by Reddit, but it's funny
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