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Hornets
Game 7
10:00 AM
Heat
Trail Blazers
Game 1
12:30 PM
Warriors
Pacers
Game 7
5:00 PM
Raptors
>when will the madness end?
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/celtics--offseason-plan-to-include-a-run-at-kevin-durant-143324787.html
Why would Durant go to the shithole that is Boston?
>>67245777
I would like the lebron-Boston rivalry to be renewed again
ignore maple nigger posters, they get BTFO today
>>67245777
Easier conference (free trip to the ECF every year instead of having to play Spurs all the time) and a team that has a good supporting cast + a top 3 pick instead of Westbrick and a bunch of scrubs
>>67245777
>trips confirm
he;s coming for you pray4bosh
https://twitter.com/AndySlater/status/726252291897081856?lang=en
>taylor swift saying "Ginobili"
>>67245799
maybe it would wake lebron's useless ass up if he had a chump to troll on a regular basis
>>67245859
I think his wife cheated on him at one point then he got an even hotter wife. Idk if they are still together but i remember her trolling Charles when he said SA had some big ol' women.
>semi-final games before round 1 is over
Is this a new thing?
>>67245882
Oh, wow. I didn't even notice this.
>>67245859
i dated one of his ex-gfs back in the day but her pussy was too tore up and i don't like using the ass all the time so i dumped her
bitch got fat afterwards so it was a good call desu
>>67245882
i hope so. the faster we get to the finals, more dank speculation in the off-season.
>>67245882
the nba aren't about to let a bunch of eastern conference scrubs who are dragging their shit on too long cuck them out of weekend ratings
cp3/parker/mills
durant/green
kawhi/anderson
aldridge/pau/west
marc/duncan/boban
ginobili as assistant coach
>>67245958
Who do you think is Taylor's favourite NBA player?
I think it would be Kawhi Leonard.
>>67246163
my dick desu la'
Hornets win
Pacers win
Blazers win
>You now realize Durant is already more successful in his career than Barkley ever was.
>>67245958
jesus, i understand now why she's pretty much ms america
>>67246206
>you now realize that ben simmons has already made more money than you will make in your lifetime from endorsements
END THIS SUFFERING
>>67246220
Not me, la'. Almost done with my PhD in Maths. I can get any job I want making 300k starting.
>>67246209
Because she's literally perfection. I honestly think her flesh is made up of a mixture of Honey, Strawberries, and Daisies.
>>67246230
>it's a "24 year thinks his Phoenix Online degree is worth shit in the real world"
enjoy making 30k in the middle of nowhere my friend
>>67246246
>Implying I haven't already had 3 internships with 2 hedgefunds and 1 top 5 investment bank.
>>67246203
>this mad that clippers lost
wait so that math phd 300k starting salary isn't just a meme?
>westshit
>>67246268
it's true you can get a job almost literally anywhere for sure
making how much? hmm i dunno
GGGGGGIVE ME DEROZANNNN!
RUSSELL/HUERTAS
DEROZAN/CLARKSON
BATUM/INGRAM/BROWN
RANDLE/NANCE/MAKER
WHITESIDE/HIBBERT/BLACK
WAL-TONS OF TITLES
I've got to be honest. I'm looking ahead to the Western Conference Finals, Warriors playing the Spurs. Portland is over .500 in the regular season by a few games, and OKC got blown out too badly in game 1 against the Spurs for me to think they'll win that series. I just think the real action starts when the Spurs face the Warriors next series.
>>67246289
>RUSSELL/HUERTAS
my nigga
>>67246289
DeRozan is a meme, I don't want him in LA
I'd rather run
1. Russell
2. Clarkson
3. Simmons
4. Randle
5. Maker
>>67246299
>Warriors playing the Spurs
okc sas aint over yet young blood..
okc in sweep in 6
>>67246314
>young blood
>>67246308
>>67246312
huertas aka the celtic manlet slayer LETS GO LOL
dont we will draft simmons and maker, and we'll pay derozan, he'll play like a champion for walton, canadian casey just doesnt know how to harness his american elite skills.
>>67246209
she made me want to fuck 3D women again desu wa yo
>>67245958
>>67246209
>>67246236
meh, i think she's sorta boring looking. but i have raging yellow fever
>>67246331
>dat kobe money
>gibme dat 70 to 80 miliions
OK got sent here >>>/mu/64490719
So explain who is Hinkie and what connection he has to /mu/ and why you dumb Chads keep spamming our board
>>67246362
ME TO NIGGA, LETS GO LAKERS!
>>67246382
PIC RELATED SENPAITACHI
LAKERS HYPE DURING RNH!
CELEBRATE WITH ME BROTHERS!
walton is probably snorting coke off jeanies ass rn with mitch and kobe...we did it bros.
BRANDON
R
A
N
D
O
N
>>67246299
Just give the trophy to the WCF winner and 2nd place to the ECF winner
>>67246410
he's actual quite handsome, I think if he lost like 20lbs he could probably pull some qt asians or something
>>67245777
>Boston
>signing top-tier free agents
>>67246398
>you dumb Chads
Chads play sports, we discuss them on an anonymous mongolian yak herding forum
>>67246413
>20lbs
nigga weighs like 230
>>67246362
>but i have raging yellow fever
You and me both, anon, but post a better example as to why men like us have the preferences we do.
Go Miami.
>it's a RBL harasses some fat fuck from /mu/ episode
Where's that yawn anon at?
>>67246404
Luke Walton was a champion as a player and an asst. coach and he will bring that championship mindset & attitude to the @Lakers organization
— Earvin Magic Johnson (@MagicJohnson) April 30, 2016
russell
clarkson
derozan
batum
horford
boogie
maker
simmons
ingram
buddy
kobe comes back
nance
gasol
everyone on 1 year vets minimums and rookie contracts, so we can pay walton, shaw, blatt, mchale, and messina.
then after we win the title and year is over, we do it all again next year, CAP MONEY FOR ALL ETERNITY.
>>67246421
How tall is he anyway? If he's like 6'0", then it's not that bad
>tfw last thing Hinkie talked about maybe going up to VA and having drinks with Brandon/Clips/Tristan/287lbs
Who cut all these onions/???
>this fat fuck from /mu/ is disrespecting RBL
OH HELL NO
>>>/mu/64490833
>>67246447
5'6
Did someone say fat fuck?
>>67246163
Russell Westbrook
who /luda/ here?
>https://youtu.be/t21DFnu00Dc
>>67246424
>but post a better example as to why men like us have the preferences we do
Nah, I like the girl next door types. And filipinas don't count bruh.
if you aren't a fan of either of these three teams, you're doing it wrong.
>>67246495
That's an acceptable image. That's a nice looking girl.
Would cum inside as she begs me not to/10.
>Filipinas don't count
If pinay don't count then what the hell does? Japanese, Filipina, and Taiwanese girls are top shelf Asian stock, anon.
>>67246532
>Hasn't been relevant in years
>Hasn't been relevant ever
>Literally cannot win a 7 series
Nah, I'll stick with best team.
>>67246534
My gf is Hong Konger and she don't count Filipinos as Asian; they're maids. Literally the Mexicans of Asia.
>>67246559
u serious m80?
>Stays relevant even when we are the 2nd worst team in the league (not anymore btw, we play-offs now)
>first team to beat the warriors (something gayami couldn't do iirc)
>Would have beaten the memes if it wasn't for ref-ball.
cmon senpaitachi.
>>67246559
lol this heat fan just jelly the bucks are going shred the east post-lebron while his team becomes stays a bunch of over-rated dinosaurs
>Aldridge 38 pts on 18-23 shooting
So tell me again why other big name free agents won't want to go to the Spurs?
>>67246559
>mfw cHeat get eliminated by a Chinese bible thumper
Is Kevin Durant truly cursed?
>>67246648
no but Lebron is
so what's thing thing about laren maysaggytits going after brandon?
>>67246680
welcome to /nba/. enjoy you're stay.
>>67246648
it's what happens when you steal lebron's mvp from him
>>67246772
>implying the curse has anything to do with lebron
I got 40,000 on the hornets
>>67245777
Current roster plus they trade Olynyk and Amir and the number 3 pick for either Boogie or Blake plus Durant would win the East, desu
>>67247106
>wanting Boogie on your team
Is hating on Lebron a meme now? I'm not aware of it.
sup /spurs/
>>67247112
IT4/Smart/Rozier
Bradley/Turner/RJ Hunter
Durant/Crowder
Blake/Jerebko
Zeller/Sullinger
Reminder that Dwane Casey is from Indianapolis. This was fixed from the get go. We've been set up canabros.
As good as Kawhi and Draymond are I feel like giving DPOY to a perimeter guy is like giving NFL MVP to a running back. A rim protector is pretty much always more valuable than a glove.
this fucking edgy lyrics meme is so unfunny, it was never funny but it gets less funny every day
unfortunately I fell asleep yesterday...
Any kind soul could provide a summary of the game?
>>67247199
>NFL MVP to a running back.
a player than can literally carry his team is being compared to an outside defender?
up all night drinking or what's your deal? why are you up at 3-6am on a sunday monring?
>I was up drinking, had a nap, then woke up hung over
>>67247232
Aldridge played amazingly, Kawhi was also really efficient, Green was making 3s, Westbrook and Durant each had less than 20 points
>>67247148
Another one added to LeBron's harem:
>Miley
>Beyonce (getting back at Jay)
>Rihanna
>Princess Kate
>>67247232
>>67247257
>Beyonce
lelno
Blazers in 6 tbhfamilia
>>67247281
http://www.complex.com/sports/2015/09/interview-beyonce-lebron-james-body-language-expert
>>67247400
holy fuck, JayZ is a cuck
>>67247448
top cuck mate lel
>>67247463
namefags are worse than tripfags tbhf
jesus spurs are fucking monsters
curryfags watch the fuck out
>>67246635
>over-rated
Nah, that's the Bucks. Every year its the same old
>muh potential
>muh greek freak
but they haven't gotten past the 1st round since like 2000.
They need to go back to the smug buck though
Can you get in decent shape playing basketball? I live right next to a court and I'm not fat or anything but I am out of shape. Been playing for about an hour each day and it definitely feels like Im getting a workout.
>>67247982
It's better than nothing but not quite enough add cardio and some bodyweight exercises
>>67247982
It's a lot of cardio, definitely. Especially if you're playing a full court game running up and down. You'll burn a lot of calories and get your heart rate up.
>>67247232
>Any kind soul could provide a summary of the game?
Spurs scored a lot of buckets, OKC did not
Nothing else happened all game
If they play at their peak, will the spuds be able to beat the dubs?
>>67250264
LMA can't shit the bed or they lose for sure
The 8th seeded team from the East had a better record than the 5th, 6th, 7th and 8th seeded teams from the West. Is this just because the East doesn't have any powerhouse teams while the West does?
>>67248973
Why does Popovich have a UK flag?
>>67250409
cheap proxies desu
>>67250264
Spurs will have to max their le beautiful basketball and LMA will have to activate his meme range game to max to beat them. And even then I don't know.
Spurs defense will not be able to win it for them against the Warriors. Their offense is going to have to win it for them.
>>67250624
Same goes for the Warriors. They're going to have to shoot lights out for 4 games to beat the Spurs. They won't be able to grind out wins against them
>>67250404
The East just blows man. Sure you have power gaps in the West but in the East everyone is equally shit.
>>67250758
Yeah the top 4 teams in the West are really good compared to the East. All we got is the Cavs. Still I feel like there a lot of young teams in the East that could be a threat in the future. Talent pool seems deeper just as a whole.
>>67250624
i thought 3 was meme range
Wizards
>>67251113
The West had a winning record against the East this season, the East is just more even
>>67251915
It's not all that big of a difference though, which is nice. 218 (east) wins vs 232 (west)
>>67253718
i'm enjoying the relative parity. the east is looking pretty exciting for future seasons.
>>67251679
When you're as big as LMA and you can shoot incredibly well from midrange, thats meme range
who /16-0/ here??
spudoras confident af lmao
enjoy while you can
>>67256025
Damn already shitposting
>>67251679
the 3shot is meme now because of Curry. he'll inspire a generation of chuckers that are shit.
like mj/kobe inspired a generation of mid-range ----- meme range ----- chuckers. the mid-range is also meme because it's the worst shot in basketball; it's worth the same amount of points as a dunk/layup which is close and easy, but is almost as far away as a 3shot.
>>67253953
Not really, especially when you have cases where the 4th seed team in the west is close to the 1st seed in the east.
We'll see though as a new generation is coming up.
>>67257517
>tfw in 1000 years the FULL COURT shot will be the norm and games will be literal chuck-fests.
>>67256025
If Curry comes back and is even half of what he was, I'll be surprised if the dubs play a game 6 in any of the remaining series. Only team close would be the spuds. And the finals against the calves will be the ultimate anticlimax.
>>67257718
With half a curry they are not winning against the Spurs or Cavs, amigo.
>His team isn't this based
Are you even trying, other organizations?
>>67257939
>mfw the new face of hip hop is some idiot that is constantly turned into meme for every little thing he does.
>he gets showered with praise
>this also applies to Kanye
Nice genre you got there.
>>67257517
>it's the worst shot in basketball
It is if you're LeBrick yeah.
>>67257997
Photoshopping himself into his album cover is fucking corny
>>67250264
If Green can hit open 3s, I'd say Spurs are better than Warriors.
>>67247112
>not wanting the best center in the league
he only has a shitty attitude because he's constantly losing
>>67257997
>blaming the genre for what the Jews are doing to it
>>67257997
>the new face of hip hop
>drake
drake is more pop rap like vanilla ice or marky mark
curry from three.........GOOD
>>67245958
that willl never happen
>>67258645
BAAAANG
Charolette Hornets vs Miami Heat
NBA Playoffs First Round, Game 7
1:00 PM ET on ABC
>>67258815
Heat and Pacers win today
>A source close to the situation tells me Blatt to #Knicks "is close."
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
>>67259147
Are you also happy that the Knicks will have another shit season if Blatt leads the team?
>>67259241
That shirt looks a little uncomfortable
They did Shaw dirty on Inside the NBA kek.
>>67259147
anything better than Phil's triangle friends
pls trade melo and rebuild
MICHAELJORDANSCOTTIEPIPPENTONIKUKOC
Which franchise is the Leicester of nba?
I like it when games start early, family
>>67260306
Are you that pol fag who shit post permanently?
>>67260404
i rarely go to pol, so no
>>67260460
Larry bird is so overrated...
In twoseasons, Stephen curry scores more 3s than Larry in career..
>>67260306
went to be bed at 0530 last night after the spuds game RIP
>>67260577
>he's better cause he makes more 3s
>>67260668
K-k-kneebrah?
>Patrick Ewing gets interview to coach — no, not with Knicks, silly
apparently Vlade is making on great decision after the other baka
(been trying to post for some time, probs with posting in 4chan)
also thx to the lads who provided a succinct summary of OKC-SAS
Will one of the Hornet/Heat or Pacers/Raptors winners play Game 1 on Tuesday?
>>67260701
I thought you were kneebruh.
Lmao did you guys see Trevor Ariza?
>>67261631
Fucking kek
>>67260782
are you telling me we now have two frenchies who aren't kneesbrah? this is going to get confusing as fuck lads
>>67261809
Might as well start learning french so we can communicate with them
>>67261833
j'apprends le francais depuis six ans, c'est toi qui a besoin d'apprendre la langue :^)
>>67260842
J-j-j-janitor??
Charlotte 21 pts behind
ou est kneesbrah
>>67246203
If this happens then every underdog won and that's pretty based.
>yfw Goran Dragic
>>67261909
Je parle français toute ma vie mon cher ami.
>>67261809
Kneebruh isn't even french.
This is sheer speculation but a MIA-CLE EC finals would be fan.
>>67262078
on sait pas
>>67262269
ah meeeeeeeeeeeerde
>>67262279
he has a french flag which is what counts
strawpoll for POR-GSW
http://www.strawpoll.me/10102627
>>67246636
Money
>>67250624
But warriors need to keep up the pace
>think the East will finally be good this year
>6 months later Lebron will cruise to another finals appearance
Feels bad man
>PRAY4BOSH already talking shit about the Cavaliers
Please start screen capping
>>67262738
Jesus Christ this series is going to be over in four games, isn't it?
Why did anyone ever think Donovan was going to be a good coach?
~le meme faces man
>>67262969
This is why the Celtics need to sign a superstar and become elite. I'm fucking tired of LeBron cakewalking through the East.
>unironically ruining it
Fuck off Brazil and America
>>67263295
who's the semen demon next to him? his wife?
>>67263325
Don't worry America will unironically ruin Canada again later.
t. game 7
>>67263407
fuck the trophies, fuck the mvps, fuck the records, i'd become the goat just to marry here
>Crying during the national anthem
Top Kek, what a giant faggot.
>>67262993
I hope the Raps beat the Heat.
>>67263605
>implying it wont be Pacers vs Heat round 3
>Pray4Bosh was crying about how shit the Heat were
>currently talking shit
Is the biggest cuck also the biggest fairweather?
I want to fuck Sage Steele
>>67257517
mj inspired a generation of isofags
i don't even know what kobr's deal was, he was an isofag who went chucker for some goddamn reason
>>67263628
>mfw brazzers vs pazzers finals
>mfw subzero ratings
>>67263773
She's an Aunt Jemima
>>67263688
>not calling out your team when they're doing dumb shit
You're not a real fan.
>>67263827
Put your trip back on
heat do it again. when will you obese virgin weeb NEETs learn not to doubt?
>mfw legod gets one for da land
>brandon in charge of predictions
Brandon Jennings
@thinkiminthe90s
East Playoffs
Pistons, Pacers, Boston, Charlotte
1st Round Winners
>he hasnt filtered the most cucked tripfag on /sp/
i want newfriends to leave
>>67247106
boston fans are literally the only people on the planet who think olynyk has trade value. just stop thinking any combination of your shit-teir roleplayers and a single lottery pick are worth boogie. they're not. send both brooklyn picks and two non-white players and you're close. otherwise fuck off.
>>67263986
>he doesn't enjoy laughing at delusional tripfags
>he has no self control and gets angry at random people's opinions
Go Wizards I want you to admit that you were wrong about Boogie being good and that defense is not a meme. Your anti defense rant got btfo this season and no one ever called you out on it. Apologize.
>lillard is from oakland
what the fuck. the faggot bay area basically wins no matter what in this series.
>>67263986
>he doesn't join in on the bants
>>67262738
What the fuck
>>67263204
>>67263234
>>67263269
Poor guy
>>67264153
Im expecting top levels of bantz tonight if the Raptors lose.
I want Steph to come home. Curry and Lin together would be a Meme Team Supreme.
>>67255141
>>67257517
I see, thank you
Maple niggers getting btfo tonight, no more maple niggers in /nba/. Feels good lads.
>>67264841
I'll still be here
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*BREATHES DEEPLY* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
game over in oakland
Isaiah "The Little Guy" Thomas
Jimmy "Buckets" Butler
Jae "Never Give Up" Crowder
Kevin "Grim Reaper" Durant
Thon "I am what Haseem Thabeet should have been" Maker
6th man: Marcus "All Defense" Smart
Who can stop us?
>>67264951
Happy easter Kostas
>>67265005
>Who can stop us?
reality
>>67264951
Spurs and Warriors are about to sweep. What a fucking boring second round
![Steph Curry Dancing machine [HD, 720p].webm](https://i.imgur.com/XJ6Meyn.jpg "Steph Curry Dancing machine [HD, 720p]")
/NBA/ HAS LITERALLY NEVER BEEN RIGHT! EVER!
>>67265063
Wouldn't be impossible to pull off. The only issue is the bench needing tiny deals. If Ainge can finesse Durant into getting less money it's achievable. Those 6 are only 71 million in cap.
I hate how casual NBA fans don't stop talking about Jeremy Lin. Such an overrated player. Not even a better PG than MARIO CHALMERS.
PROOF
Jeremy Lin per 36 in Charlotte: 16 pts, 4 asts, 4 rbs, 53 TS%
MARIO CHALMERS per 36 in Memphis: 17 pts, 6 asts, 4 rbs, 57 TS%
What is this racist bullshit? Why does Jeremy Lin get praised as a great player when he really sucks? I feel like this is the only place where I can vent this frustration.
>>67265291
He was a meme during Linsanity too. No one looked at his turnovers.
The easiest way to beat the memers is to let them put their wack bench in and watch that lead get washed away.
yet another did in the nba playoffs where i watch anime while playoff games go on cause this shit is boring af
>>67265270
>the only issue
is convincing a top-10 player to go to boston
>>67265028
merci joseph
>>67265090
ikr... at least the WC finals should be really good
>>67265504
The east second round might be okay. Heat/Cavs might be fun. Pacers or Raps/Atlanta might be a snorefest
>>67265005
cavs, hawks, heat, probably pacers, probably raptors, maybe detoilet
>>67265598
http://www.nba.com/playoffs/?ls=iref:nba:gnav
>>67265764
I don't know what I was thinking. Well, Pacers/Heat might be gud
ATL is gonna shit the bed
>>67265818
If the Raptors win I want you to apologize.
>>67265963
>Raptors not choking on an important game.
>>67265963
If the Raptors lose, you have to become a Pacers fan. We have a deal?
>>67266063
I can bandwagon them for the rest of the playoffs. Cant really become a real fan though lad.
>>67266110
Fair enough
Blazers fans be like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAUY1J8KizU
>>67266259
The size of his forehead triggers me desu
Damn, /nba/ was right, that panda song is str8 fire
>>67266411
The karate bullshit in the background killed it for me
>>67266411
damn do you live under a rock or something? how is this your first time listening to it?
>>67266475
Is there a mix out there without that bullshit?
>>67263204
>>67263234
>>67263269
>It's Nanking all over again
>>67266517
lmao you're the one under the rock homie
>>67266365
Blazers fans be like
"At least we're not the Thunder"
So its basically confirmed that people who thought GS was just curry are the biggest casuals right?
>>67266560
No idea senpai
>>67265963
i want you to leave /sp/ when paul george drops 40 points on the raptors
>>67266579
no u are
>>67266660
It confirms Curry is a literal system baby
>https://www.reddit.com/r/heat/comments/4har7h/can_we_stay_away_from_the_hornets_sub_please/
and this is why I hate reddit. are you fucking kidding me you dont want to shit talk the other fans? how much fun are you guys
>>67267086
>It confirms you mad as fuck
>>67265368
I'm not gonna let you get away with saying something this retarded. Their bench is as good as most playoff teams
>>67267109
not like this place is any better
no hornets fan is even going to show up in /nba/ because they know they'll get shitted on
>>67267121
>defending the memers
kill yourself and gb2 reddit
>>67267121
That is the stupidest thing I've ever read
i literally have no words right now
>>67267277
livingston
iggy$
mo
rush
and more you idiot
>>67267360
Maybe better than the Lakers or Sixers
But don't delude yourself
>>67267376
Good as other playoff team's benches, but not as good as actual playoff team starters is probably what he meant.
>>67267360
Their bench is being out played by the Blazers bench. If it wasn't for the Blazers bench, would be up by 40
Hornets bros, now that we are out of the playoffs, what can we do on the offseason to fix this team?
im scared bros what if the raps lose ;_;
>>67267459
drake magic will carry them into the second round
Will /NBA/ kill themselves when the warriors sweep the blazers and curry comes back and repeats while beating the spurdoras?
Cause you guys definitely should
>>67267459
We are the fucking underdogs coming in game 7 at home as the 2 seed.
Think about that for a minute. Dont get your hopes up and just pray we win.
So what now? The Warriors are just as good with Curry. Why should he be MVP?
>>67245777
he woudln't unless they trade for a top-20 player first.
wishful thinking from boston media.
>>67267537
Doesn't Vegas favor the raps in this game?
A focused raptors team should pull off the W desu
>>67267553
Because they're even better when he's there dummy
Losing curry woke up GS and reminded them that they are the deepest team in the NBA because ever since that 3rd quarter in Houston/Game 4....it hasn't been close for anyone
>>67267588
Doesn't make him valuable
When the Craps lose tonight I'm gonna cum buckets
>>67267608
>best shooter in NBA history isn't valuable because his team is good
Kek
>>67267643
Doing a green arrow doesn't make it false.
>>67267481
Why do you like the Memeiors?
2 up, 2 down
will blowout Sunday continue?
>>67267669
why do you hate winning?
>>67267459
someone repost the arrangement that canada has to go by for this poor lad
>>67267663
>best shooter in NBA history isn't valuable because his team has depth
>I certainly wouldn't want him on my team no sir!
>>67267669
Why do you hate them? Try not to use buzzwords
>>67267717
That post was made by the Canadian Cloppets fan to fasleflag.
>>67267703
Am I the only one that feels kind of bad for his brother?
Why is MJ the GOAT?
>>67267797
Refball
>>67267797
was fortunate enough to play with teammates and a system and coaches to allow him to shine
who's ready for an angry raptors SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOONNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
RBL ROLL CALL WHERE WE AT???? LETS SHOW THESE /NBA/ FUCCBOIS HOW WE DO!!!
>>67265963
>cucked
>>67267109
>visiting Reddit at all
kys cuck
>>67267141
I dont know. I was here the next day after the heat lost in 2010 and I remember seeing the sticky of "not one not 2 not three" for like 2 weeks
>>67265694
Kek you're so scared pleb
Worst Playoffs in a long time.
None of you fags actually thought Portland would win after they just struggled against the Clippers and a 1 eyed Austin Rivers right?
>>67267885
Who else shitposting in both sides?
I dunno why people keep underrating Klaydo. He finna the best shooting guard. Can you really say Harden is a better shooting guard? You really can't. Klay is the best shooting guard.
That game was so fucking boring
>mfw Warriors win the rest of the way out
>>67267118
Amar'e?
>his team only won by 12
>>67268417
i can't my flag condemns me to shitpost for the raptors and the raptors only
>Raptors winning the chip
The probability of an event occurring, given that event ain't never occurs is obviously zero.
For the Blazers to win by 32 their 2 best players on the court had to score 72.
For the Warriors to win by 12 their 2 best players on the court had to score 60 along with a Triple Double
>>67268888
For you to come up with this comparison you had to have been assblasted at some point
>>67268888
nice get
>>67268866
UMMMMMMM DO YOU HAVE THE BEST BRACKET ON /NBA/??? NO? THEN STFU
>>67269044
Or its just what happened
is the chuckster gay?
https://youtu.be/LFGJYTzXjKg
>>67269627
>iggy azalea, I don't know you but you're a better woman than I'd ever be
Probably
>>67269279
my bracket was perfect until curry and chris paul went down.
paul george drops fiddy tonight
he feeds off of hate
>>67269728
LOL XDDDD. That crying Jordan meme is hilarious - sincerely, Mom via Facebook app
>>67269788
But can the crying Jordan face beat the 95-96 Bulls?
>>67269788
Calm down lad...it's funny sure, but it's not that funny
>>67269728
drake literally does not give a fuck, he'll take a private jet to golden state and party with draymond green or whoever the fuck wins the chip
>>67269679
>https://youtu.be/Wriy-73XyC4
>forward to 3:50
>this niggas dogs are called mango and yoohoo
wew lad
>>67269850
>disrespecting mango and yoohoo
>>67269952
why the fuck does this guy act like he's best friends with everyone? Does he not realize it makes him look like one of those fake people who just pretends to like you until it stops benefitting him?
fuck, wasn't drake a heat fan a couple years ago?
>hornets
cmon charlotte you fuckboys i had you wininng. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR PISSING OFF DWADE.
at least i didnt miss the game of the night..i swear toronto if you dont win...
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2634495-nate-robinson-im-one-of-the-greatest-short-guys-to-ever-play-the-game
love how outspoken he is
>>67268888
But gsw's best player actually had 0 points
>>67270039
He's fake as fuck. Always has been. I love the Views album cover because he's photoshopped into it. Dumbass isn't even good at being fake
>>67267456
Kill yourselves
[spoiler] I like the Hornets and Kemba is one of my favorite players, though [/spoiler]
>>67270100
k-kobe? is that you kobe? give derozan your strength kobe
METRO BOOMIN WANT SOME MORE NIGGA
>>67270286
trust in pic related..
reminder that if you're not a fan of these three teams, you're doing basketball wrong.
>>67270345
what happened to the bulls?!
>>67270375
New meme
Also can we take in that there were niggas on /nba/ that thought shitland had a chance vs gsw
KEK
The fact that this series has even gone to a seventh game is a testament to the fact that the Raptors fucking suck.
>>67270102
When will they learn?
>>67270415
The fact that you're still alive is proof that eugenics needs to be introduced into society.
>>67270415
Or that the Pacers aren't all that bad
>>67270415
>lebronairballgwattemptvsraps.webm
>>67270448
PG was hyped at the anti lebron for a reason
>>67270457
desu nobody saw it coming. there were reports of them being under a probationary period for non contribution, but they were ignored (no one cared). They were always the weakest link. at least we get to keep the acronym, just paste the bucks over the bulls it's all good..WE JABARI NOW.
http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/15440997/golden-state-warriors-star-stephen-curry-resumes-light-shooting-says-chances-game-3-return-pretty-good
>Curry expects to return in Game 3
>In Portland
DON'T DO YOU DUMBASS
PORTLAND WANTS MORE BLOOD SACRIFICES
>>67270498
So is it 100% official? Will we have RBLers denying the bucks and still spamming bulls?
>>67270498
Jabari was a dunk machine after the ASB, he's going to be great
Since they're nothing but a joke and embarassment to LA, when are the Clippers gonna move back to Sandy Eggo?
>>67270468
Good thing he literally always gets past the first round and the Raps never ever do.
>>67270508
YES! MEME MAGIC WILL ALWAYS WIN
>CAREER ENDING INJURY
>>67270541
Heading to Vegas desu
How bad are the Raps going to choke tonight?
I don't want them to, but this offseason has been horrible.
PG has basically broken DeRozan's will to play and Lowry can't shoot anymore
>>67270552
>kicking out an entire country and drake
Blasphemous question. Do you even into international God tier marketing?
Smfh desu.
>>67270561
Except when it doesn't but /sp/ is "Never Wrong" just like how every time /pol/ gets BTFO with elections they're still "NEVER WRONG!"
>>67270521
they'll have to deal with it, 100% sure we wont get no resistance from bulls fans since there are none, and we got a co-sign from a canadian high elder, and i gave it the go from the lakers side.
>>67270533
we made a good decision then. he's better than wiggy desu
>>67270552
never. unless they all disappear from the board, but that wont happen. they're like cockroaches.,
Even with fucking home court there is literally never any advantage with a Raptors team
>>67270591
Go back to curryposting
>>67270578
Powell if he gets the minutes will out perform Derozan, let the kid work.
>>67270578
82-108
>>67270578
>mfw ross steps on the court
>>67270614
Powell will get sat and James Johnson won't play yet again, even though he is the perfect defensive matchup for PG13
>>67270619
KAT is basically the only one there who will be in the league in 3 years
>>67270642
Carroll can shut down pg easily
>MODERN ERA NBA FRANCHISE RANKINGS
>MODERN ERA NBA FRANCHISE RANKINGS
>MODERN ERA NBA FRANCHISE RANKINGS
>MODERN ERA NBA FRANCHISE RANKINGS
>MODERN ERA NBA FRANCHISE RANKINGS
>MODERN ERA NBA FRANCHISE RANKINGS
I did this during the "summer of the broship".. but that was a very generic statistical estimate and I had time today so I figured I'd update it.
I threw out every season before 1979-1980 (when Magic and Bird kickstarted modern basketball) to see if the Lakers-Celtics were still the two winningest franchises without championships earned while short white guys dominated 90% of the league.
Instead of just counting championships, I combined regular season winning percentage with playoff success (with a greater emphasis on getting to and getting far in the playoffs) to come out with a value.
I'll probably tweak it and add a few more variables in the summer. But, as of the end of the 2015-2016 regular season:
>RANKINGS:
>GOAT tier
1. Lakers - 8.36
>GREAT tier
2. Spurs - 6.42
3. Celtics - 5.82
4. Bulls - 5.45
>REALLY GOOD tier
5. Heat - 5.07
>DAMN SOLID tier
6. Pistons - 4.87
7. Rockets - 4.50
8. Suns - 4.40
9. Sonics/Thunder - 4.35
10. Jazz - 4.32
>GOOD tier
11. 76ers - 4.13
12. Trail Blazers - 4.07
13. Pacers - 3.87
14. Mavericks - 3.785
>AVERAGE tier
15. Knicks - 3.779
16. Magic - 3.57
17. Hawks - 3.52
18. Bucks - 3.43
19. Cavaliers - 3.27
>OK tier
20. Nuggets - 3.02
>PARTICIPATION AWARD tier
21. Nets - 2.95
22. Warriors - 2.60
23. Hornets/Pelicans - 2.550
24. Kings - 2.546
25. Grizzlies - 2.52
>SHIT tier
26. Hornets/Bobcats - 2.40
27. Wizards - 2.35
>JUST tier
28. Raptors - 2.26
29. Timberwolves - 2.10
>a tier so bad it transcends failure
30. Clippers - 2.03
>>67270668
>Giannis isn't going to be in the league in three years
Lmaoing at your life
>>67270677
Then how come he hasn't yet through 6 games, faget
>>67270642
>even though he is the perfect defensive matchup for PG13
maybe at half court, but that's about it. He can get lost in screens and can't into transition defense. He's also a turnover machine and has questionable agility since he's been sitting for so long ever since the ankle injury
>>67270690
Go back to /r/nba
You fucking twat
>>67270677
Yeah okay, Carroll is shit and has been for the entire series man
I don't know if he is still injured or he was just never as good as the Raptors wanted him to be
>>67270692
Giannis is basically what Livingston would be with working knees.
>>67270690
>OK tier
that's not bad considering the franchise has zero chips
>>67270718
john cena helps the raptors advance to the second round
>>67270710
Im pretty sure Carroll and Lowry are both injured but arent saying shit because you such it up in the playoffs
Pacers vs Raptors game thread:
>>67270736
>>67270736
>>67270736
>>67270751
>>67270711
So the GOAT?
>>67270718
Giannis comes out and reveals it was him all along
>>67270690
This actually looks fairly accurate
>>67270706
pissed the raptors fucking blow
If Raptors lose i'm not dropping any dank OC for a very long time and I'm the king of OC here.
You've been warned /nba/
>>67270690
I like this desu
>>67270899
Isn't the King of OC from Philly?
>>67270923
Well ya but i see my shit get posted way more often.
>>67270457
it that same guy who was trying to force Curry in, just ignore him senpai
but to be honest, the Raptors lose tonight and they are out, that's pretty obvious
>>67270884
LOL
>>67270952
are you Westbrook/Kobe anon? because if so I'd agree, that meme really took off
>>67270973
Yes. Also john wall shook and other dank stuff.
why is the former governor of the state of california starring in a c movie of a TV ad for a mobile game
>>67270109
On the court
>>67270997
respect
>>67271024
That commercial is funny how he says "oh look, my phone is blowing up", and Arnold has never been one to not whore his name, image, or services out for money. Can't really blame him though, desu, he probably made like 500k alone off of that.
What happens to us this offseason bros? Do we blow the team up?
It's a bummer Lillard has to be sick for the start of this series
>>67271187
Become a Bucks fan, Bulls are shit just like D Rose
>>67271187
Pau is gone, Noah is gone, Derrick is ded, can't built around a cancer like Butler
2-3 seasons of tanking desu
>>67271187
Probably, shouldn't have fired Thibs senpai.
There are people on this board who actually think the Cavs won't win the East. I guess some people have to be stupid, just on pure statistics.
>>67271187
get rid of every but Jimmy Butler, Doug McDermott, and Bobby Portis. If you can get 2 or more first round picks for Jimmy Butler, trade him too. Rebuild niggas.
>>67271217
I bleed red anon. I can never change teams
>>67271225
I thought so. Hopefully we can move up in the lottery but that already is such a small chance
>>67271282
>I can never change teams
Respectable, go down fighting anon.
Fuck D Rose though
>>67271217
>>67271303
These are 2 of my OC contributions.
If Raptors lose I'm retiring for quite some time so you guys better be down with Da 6ix tonight.
>>67271350
I've been rooting for the Raptors all post season thank you, check the archives
>>67271350
Sorry man, I'm sticking with the Pacers. Hope you come back soon regardless
>>67262738
Good lord, the bar was already set low by Scott Brooks and Donovan says this after the Spurs broke records yesterday?
>>67271350
I had never noticed that Canada makes alot of based OC and Pacer fans are unheard of here let alone anywhere else. So if the Raptors lose, alot of Raptor fans would be forced to leave /nba/ out of embarrassment. So please win raptors so /nba/ can prosper
Wew Paul George
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m3tvJKvFzw
>>67271973
i hate this overrated faggot.
q
kdot
lupe
ab so
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gambino
drake
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rest
>>67272056
GOD DAMMIT PG IS GONNA DROP 40 BUT >WE ARE GONNA LOSE
>>67270997
fuck your shitty forced memes
>>67272056
>schoolboy q number
I'm okay with this
fun game to watch so far
>>67272294
too early to say that.
Indy still has the advantage of having the best player on the court.
>think that Defrozan finally showed up
>check stats
>6-16 shooting
how the fuck does he do it?
>>67272550
He was good with the first few shots and then he started shooting turn around 15 foot jumpers
>>67272056
drizzy
logic
q
big sean
k dot
lupe
ab so
LADS
>>67272784
What a cuck
>>67272784
I thought you left. We were going to retire your jersey.
No hard feelings with all the falseflags. It was in good fun.
>>67272496
I met Westbrook at a home depot once, I'm on mobile so I'll post the story in the next thread when I get home
>>67272784
clippers are dead
deandre and parsons are becoming friends again..
DEANDRE TO DALLAS IN THE OFFSEASON?
>>67272784
Clopperjack is back
>>67272828
Wasn't even upset after all those injuries desu
#WeTheNorth
>>67272784
Deandre to Dallas confirmed
>>67272784
say what you will about deandre, but he's absolutely playing up to that contract. i'd love to have him on the lakers tbqh
>>67271187
What would it take for Butler to Boston
T-minus 7 minutes until Canada shitposing
Repeat
T-minus 7 minutes until Canada shitposing
This game is gonna kill me
Either way, gg Canada.
>Raptors win the playoffs
>/nba/ goes into the witness protection program all of a sudden
just amazing how one board can be so wrong all the time! it's uncanny really
Really
Beat
LePacers
Welp. Canada, I'm sorry.
This one kinda hurt because I kinda liked the team full of guys who never really made it. Whatever. Blow it up again and pick up some random pieces for next year.
BRACE YOURSELVES!!!
A WAVE OF CANADIAN SHITPOST IS COMING!!
LOCK YOUR DOORS!
BOARD UP YOUR WINDOWS!
WE DID IT RAPS BROS WE DECIMATED /NBA/!!! THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!
/nba/ current meme stats
Not btfo [ ]
BTFO [X]
>Super hype
>It just took them 7 games to beat the 7th seed
Man Whiteside is gonna rape JV
Lol Canada is gonna re-sign DeRozan and lose in the second round for another 15 years hahahahahahahh
nba is literally wrong 100% of the time lmao
NBA is rigged as hell
>Lowry and Derozan smiling
>30% FG shooting
you had one job Indiana.
Can the Heat beat the Raptors?
>>67274409
Lakers*
THEY
FUCKING
DID
IT
RAPTORS
WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67274452
S A L T Y
A
L
T
Y
>Raptors win
>/nba/ goes dead silent
>>67274350
WE HERE SENPAI
I want every single person who spammed first round exit to apologize right now.
Genuine question, has /nba/ literally ever been right?
>>67274471
no thanks
>>67274470
Yes.
>>67274471
Walton will veto that shit, he doesn't want another Harrison Barnes chucker
>>67274470
Yes
Paul George?
I want that guy on my team. That dude is a fucking winner. A baller. A playmaker. A shotcaller.
ahahahahahahahaha
Literally
Never
Right
>it's a "two Canadians talk to themselves" episode
since derozan made it to the second round...the raptors will look to keep the team together and add peices...
lakers Batum now.
TAKE IT /nba/ TAKE IT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>le it's the Clippers year
>le Davis will be MVP
>le Kobe is washed up
>le raptors first round exit
/NBA/ IS NEVER RIGHT LMAOOOOOOOO BAKA DESU
Has /nba/ literally ever been right??
>being /nba/
>being right
choose one family
>>67274540
Kek btfo
>>67274567
>le Kobe is washed up
He is though
CANADA IS HERE TO STAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>67274533
FUCK OFF HE'S ALL INDIANA HAS
inb4 the team hater trip mode squad comes rolling in here mad as fuck
pottery
CAUSE I GOT A REALLY BIG TEAM AND THEY NEED SOME REALLY BIG RINGS
>>67274589
What part of the bay area are you from again?
What if the Raptors make it to the WCF?
>>67274595
well will you look who it is, out of the wood works.
draft day is almost here ocd.
>>67274597
>60 points
This whole thing is fucked. I'm just gonna hop on the Hawks bandwagon because I'm so used to losing.
>>67274591
based Venezuala Hornets guy. im sorry you're team got refballed out of game 6. one day you'll make it
good job Canada, phase 1 is complete and you are not banned from /nba/
now fulfill the next part of the plan and you will be kings
>You will never be a stinky smelly poopoo Raptor hater
Feels good tbqh
>>67274627
They wont because /NBA/ is ALWAYS right
>>67274621
>another american buttflustered because he's not a citizen of the commonwealth
stay mad :^)
>>67274627
/nba/ implodes and Canada becomes shitpost king
>/nba/
>>67274647
I'm in a commonwealth
Shout out to Paul Pierce
>>67274540
>>67274595
>>67274605
the girls are mad
>>67274635
Don't reply to me or my OCD son again
>>67274637
>literally needing to chuck up 40+ shots t9 get it
Literally any competent players could get 60 while shooting 40+FG
Nooooorrtttthhhh
Good job Raptors bros
BLESSINS AND BLESSINS FOR ALL MY NIGGAS FROM THE 6
LOOK AT WHAT WE DID!!!
>>67274627
There should also be a penalty for exiting the ECSF.
>>67274690
>ocd has a daddy
wudafegget
>>67274691
Look who it is, the Kobe hater
Views from the 6 fucking sucked
>>67274591
we did it venezuela bro
>>67274691
>any
>could
>no one has gotten it tho
>but Kobe
>60
>points
Where the FUCK are all the raptor haters now?
real talk familia, the pacers are much better than their record. they are way better than the brooklyn team that wiped us out in 2014, or at least for 7 games paul george can play well enough to make the pacers that good. would be surprised if they dont win 50 games next year
good series pacer bros, some of these games were really competitive
>>67274750
Your backcourt sucked ass this series
>tfw all the Canadians here are mixed or Indians
Pajeet pls go, the 6 in not welcome in my /NBA/
>>67274746
Maybe cause they literally just gave the ball to him. If you constantly gave the ball to Curry through out the game like they gave Kobe, he'd have 80
>>67274746
lebron got 60 points on 33 shots senpai
I GOT ENEMIES
GOT A LOT OF ENEMIES
>mfw this thread
see you in the ECF, miami
>>67274691
You are fucking retarded. 81 games went by and Kobe was the only one who did it. Stay mad, though
Looks like i wont be retiring my OC making.
This Raptors win is also a win for /nba/. Rejoice my friends.
>>67274750
literally no where
Is pg13 gonna go beat some trannies now?
>free agents for indiana
>ian mahinmi
hmmm, someone get walton on the phone
We doin it big
Look at what I done
Look at where I’m is
It’s only just begun
Cause I was staying home
When they was having fun
So please don’t be surprised when they announce that I won
And this is how my speech goes
I deserve this shit, I deserve this shit, I deserve this shit
That’s all I got to say, at the top is where I stay
And tell my haters never go away
The Winner
>>67274736
Yeah man, im happy for the Raptors desu
>>67274643
>one day you'll make it
I hope so, senpai
>>67274803
Nigga other teams were actually playing like teams. That game they just gave him the ball and said "no you shoot". You do that with any player for 40+ and they could do the same. Kobe is washed up buddy
>>67274803
because he literally shot 50 times, i dont think anyone else even shot 40 times this year
BE QUIET I'M DOING A TOAST
FOR NIGGAS THAT DON'T REALLY DO SHIT I SWEAR YALL BE DOING THE MOST
>>67274812
Make OC great again
>>67274820
Nah, he'll just fuck Myles Turners gf and mess up the teams chemistry again
>>67274841
>>67274848
Just stop replying before the thread gets ruined please
New thread
>>67274850
>>67274803
>shot 50 times
>"hurr why didn't anyone else get it then!"
Maybe cause no one got the chance to shoot 50 times. If you gave curry that much he'd have 110
>tfw the most power broship is always on the defensive
Curry will win again, Blazers bros will have fun again
>>67272406
good lad
>>67272778
okay-ish, i wouldn't put big sean that high tho famalam
