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BUF:Bills take a 4th-round flyer on Cardale Jones
DEN:Broncos take RB Devontae Booker at No. 136
BAL:Ravens end Kenneth Dixon's slide in 4th round
CIN:Slide Over: Bengals select Andrew Billings
OAK:Raiders stop Connor Cook's slide at No. 100
CLE:Browns draft LB Schobert to begin 4th round
CLE:Hue on Cody Kessler: 'Trust me on this one'
SEA:Seahawks envision Prosise as 3rd-down back
NYJ:Bowles: Geno Smith our starter entering OTAs
DAL:Cowboys not ruling out Jaylon Smith for '16
SEA:Seahawks select Notre Dame RB C.J. Prosise
HOU:Texans add dynamic slot WR Braxton Miller
Are the Browns just memeing
>finally get to play the AFC South
>with the exception of the Colts, they've all gotten good
Dak=Dank
Have Chicago won free agency and the draft?
I bloody well think they did
>>67227970
>Are the Browns just memeing
When aren't they?
>>67228006
Jags did
>>67228006
Jags won the draft
quick jeremy cash or jalen mills for safety?
>>67228187
this, the jags took literally all of my draftfus
Can we start a petition to rename the Cowboys the Cowpeople? Make it a bit more gender inclusive?
>>67228279
Both are busts.
>>67228303
Tell me why Carson Wentz won't be Superb Owl 51 MVP
>pro-tip : you can't
Bengals got the steal of the draft.
>>67228418
Bit hard for him to do it when Romo gets it desu
>>67228136
>>67228187
Jags also won free agency in case you forgot.
fuckkkkkk.......
I keep forgetting their FA's they added
>tashaun gipson, malik jackson, prince amukamara, chris ivory
now add
>fowler, jalen ramsey, myles jack, that other DE yanick nugketydweee or whatever
fucking jags you scary
>>67228462
That's highlarious
Romo is a mess
Who else /EliteOL/
>>67228496
Maurice Jones-Drew will be beside himself with excitement
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/15433848/social-media-video-kept-baltimore-ravens-drafting-laremy-tunsil-sixth-overall-pick
I hope people see the irony in this. ray rice and ray lewis's allegations were ok got out but nooooo to a pot head.
>inb4 Ameer Abdullah 2k yards
>>67228593
>>67228524
i was hoping he'd take aaron burbridge
>>67228524
Most elite line 2bh
I mean I know its impossible for them to NOT have good drafts but it looks like the Titans and Browns are killing it this year
then again
>browns and titans drafting
but I like all the moves. even Kessler.
>>67228697
Hopefully he's still there
>>67227911
>That .weebm
That was somewhere between johnny domestic violence and teboq
>>67228728
>tfw your cousin is the highest paid guard in history
Based K.O. Raiders gonna be nice
>>67228593
Holy shit. White people BTFO by Islam.
>le homeless man FS
Explain why the Giants won't have a top 5 offense this season?
>Eli
>Beckham
>Cruz
>Shepard
>Harris
>Jennings
>Perkins
>>67229087
I like him but Eli is not a high scoring QB
>>67229111
The Giant were 6th in scoring.
>>67229143
He only had 35TDs no?
>>67229180
You say that as if it's nothing.
>>67229180
35 is pretty good
the giants will be held back by their shit defense, not their offense
>Bill Belichick just flipped a pair of 6th round picks and a 7th round pick for a 2017 4th round pick
>implying other GMs are good
>>67228355
That would be hilarious
>>67228355
Do it, faggot.
>>67229087
Not denying offense but they still have no d.
>colleen is getting wet
I have to say, Elway's been making the power moves during his tenure as GM
>>67229943
All he needs to do now is change those awful jerseys and he'll GOAT
>>67229972
Holy fuck this. We need a modern update to the classic.
>>67229087
Because Eli "I like to lead the league in interceptions" Manning is your QB
>naming your child Lawyer
>>67229972
They literally didn't win a Super Bowl until they changed their uniforms
>>67229972
They've won 3 Owls in those jerseys. Those are the definition of a modern classic.
>Packers draft an ILB in the 4th round for the third consecutive year.
Way to address that urgent need, TT. Also literally who white DE and a WR who only looked good cause of Goff.
F- draft.
>>67230501
taking up for Romo
What did he mean by this?
Top 5 drafts so far
1. Jags
2. Cowboys
3. Lions
4. Bengals
5. Texans
>>67230662
probably like defending him or something
dec 30 2012 was when the cowboys choked the division away to rg3
http://espn.go.com/nfl/recap?gameId=321230028
New draftee
memeasota just took the german lel
>>67230209
>TFW they absolutely bootyblasted the puckers in them this year
damn teddy b is going to be elite next year with all these new wideouts
Kind of cool that MOBO is going to the team with AP, his football hero
>>67230033
His interceptions have been going down since McAdoo came.
Can someone post the meme about getting fucked by Romo? I need it for research purposes.
>>67230693
1. Jags
2. Vikings
3. Texans
4. Chargers
5. Lions
>>67230882
Got drafted by Philly
Hahahahahah
>>67230882
he sucked them all off
>>67230882
>smallwood
moritz boehringer in the 6th
neat. now all we need is another white LB or DE.
>>67231167
Lol no
Let me tell you something, I've been watching this game for 30 years, and no rookie has ever impressed me as much as Boehringer has. I've seen all the greatest. I've seen 30 superbowls. I've seen it all man. Boehringer has that something special that I've only seen in very few players.
I went from D3 american football to D1 german football when I transferred schools and was immediately a starter on my team, which made playoffs. Its not hard to understand the rules. If you're a good athlete the skills from your prior sports are pretty transferrable. I've done enough oklahoma drills in my life to blast a guy on a ruck and other than the binding during the scrum everything came very easily. I scored a try in my first game.
The biggest different in german football and american football is the tackling. In american football I tackle you with impact in an attempt to stop your motion forward completely.
Face it. You're just going to keep moving the goal posts no matter what he does.
Moving to another country to play a sport you've never played before, and within a year making the main roster of an NFL team, something which millions of talented athletes who've played the sport their whole lives never manage to do, IS impressive no matter how you try to spin it.
Our thoughts exactly. We have a few of those special players (not all in germany) that have attributes similar to Boehringer but the massive difference is Boehringer had a vision and a dream to play in the NFL and if it wasn't the encouragement of who he looked up to (Randy Moss) Boehringer would have still been jamming Madden on the XBox. Now you Vikings faithful are seeing his X-factor. There is more to come champ, watch this space.
So happy with this draft
Get the fuck out of here adam theilen, marcus sherels, charles johnson and patterson.
>>67231228
Explain? These 5 easily had the best drafts. There's literally no other team you can argue to be there
>>67230693
>I rate the draft before the season even starts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP5b5AuDyBI
where were you when the raiders drafted the next darren sproles?
>>67231022
nahhhhhh. Heinecke maybe. teddy is gonna just watch them run routes while he is incapacitated by stress unable to do anything remotely pedestrian.
sure they will look great in practice though.
>>67231167
agreed.
>>67230693
1. Jags
2. Bengals
3. Bears
4. Seahawks
5. Lions
t.steelersfag
>>67231235
you better believe i'll be spamming this in every viqueens game thread whenever boehringer drops a pass
Gettlememe needs to trade up for Drango right the fuck now
>drafting druggy injury prone tunsil
>draft ultra manlet
dolphins are horrible at drafting
>>67231327
we all do this. but get fucked if you dont think the Jags are STACKED this year.
>>67231235
Saved
>>67230693
1.Vikes
2.i
3.k
4.e
5.s
t. vikesfriend
>>67231468
Nobody's denying they're stacked. I still don't trust the line to keep Bortles upright and I don't know if these new additions will gel immediately. Jack's knee is a real concern until we see him ingame too
Someone redpill me on the next elite CB the Panthers are gonna pick in the 7th.
>>67230441
saved
Why did the Raiders take Cook when they already have Based Carr as their QB of the future?
>>67231555
probs not
zach line meme over and insurance for rhett ellison if he isn't healed.
>>67228537
his mom gave me a graduation gift
>>67231591
raidnigger going to raid
>>67231591
Why did redskins take kirk cousins when they took rg3 2nd
It's good to have a backup plan, or have him turn into an asset.
vikings draft David Morgan II
>what the fuck isn't Ben Braunecker still on the board why the fuck are they taking this nigger from literally who university?
UTSA TE David Morgan II is being underrated due to his superb run-blocking ability.
Morgan II was easily the best blocking tight end in the nation last year.
ohhhhhhh but what about Rhett Ellison? I love that guy. Him cucking von miller at the line last year was hilarious.
>>67230441
Shouldn't the Panther be the same age as the Jaguar?
>>67231591
Trade b8 and a solid as fuck backup
>Lions just drafted Tom Brady
Is Kessler just another Mark Sanchez, Matt Leinert, John David Booty etc.?
>>67231887
He's Alex Smeth but would've been a 7th rounder
Has Leon Sandcastle been drafted yet?
detoilet thinks that because tom brady was drafted from michigan in the 6th round any michigan quarterback drafted in the 6th must be the next tom brady
>>67231920
>yfw he is
>>67231887
>great junior season which lead him to get hyped
>followed it up with a shit senior season
sounds like it
i want that little mexican qt to sit on my dick
>>67231948
If I was aiming for someone to be the next tom brady, I'd take a chance on vernon adams.
>>67232066
>black
>next tom brady
'no'
>We
Aren't taking Marteze are we?
>>67230961
Honestly, americans are just better at football, at this point it's in our blood. No matter how good you are, if you aren't american, you haven't been playing football since you were 3 years old, and as a result, your catching and running and throwing just aren't as good as others.
>tfw drafted 2 of the fastest DL in the combine
thank you based ozzie
>>67232178
prejudiced against the germans eh judenschwine?
anyways that anon who was talking about fielding a team of nothing but TE's and TE hybrids might have a fucking point the more I think about it.
the whole eligible receiver thing would be a nightmare to figure out but other than that the more I think about it the more I wanna see it done on jumbo packages. shit would be cash.
>>67232232
nah, germany's pretty cool at this point, but im just stating the facts. TE hybrid would be pretty nice, I just think Moritz is gonna have issues adjusting to the NFL. Also, has anyone drafted the memest player in this draft yet? Terron Beckham?
>>67232421
Wow, what a dick
>>67231887
He's not half as good as any of them.
>>67229087
You already said it.
>Eli
>>67232421
>PuigYourFriend
ROFLMAO JUST HAND US THE NFC CHAMPIONSHIP ALREADY
KEK
KEK
COWBOYS UTTERLY DESTROYED EVERYONE ELSE WITH THIS DRAFT
>>67232669
The Jags won this draft, it isn't even debatable
>>67232669
>Two good draft picks
>Only one will start this year
>>67232421
>the concrete wasteland of los angeles
>>67232421
I didn't ask for these feels
>>67232421
lol what a shithole
>>67232421
I am legitimately mad at Goff
>another Packers draft line-up that leaves me confused
I mean, Randall and Rollins have panned out pretty well so far so I won't doubt the madmen in the FO
I was just really hoping for an ILB for once, guess Clay's spending more time in the middle
>>67232421
Jesus. These kids need to start deleting their old tweets as soon as there's any hint that they might become famous. Goff was what, 18 when he wrote that?
>tfw I am a God and Denver is my Olympus
Descend upon me, sporting success!
>>67232766
He said he was open to jumping ship from the giants to the doyers
Motherfucker when did the Lions get competent at drafting?
I wanted Zettel in the 7th.
Jeremy Cash, Jalen Mills, and Vadal Alexander are still on the board at least.
>The Dolphins have traded CB Jamar Taylor to the Browns
Fucking what? How did they manage to pull that off?
>>67233030
They got someone from the Pats to lead them
>taking a QB over Zettel
>>67233050
gib mario williams pls
>>67233050
Who is this guy, I've never heard of him?
>all these qb's not named vernon adams being taken
Is being 5'11 seriously that big of a knock on a qb...
>based Jano is a Bronco
thank you Elway
>>67233079
No thx
>>67233108
A shitty corner that everyone was afraid was going to start opposite Maxwell next season
>>67233120
Yes.
>Naners taking Kelvin
>>67233125
>Drafting a FB
Elway you madman.
>>67228418
>eagles
>shit tier qbs
>winning anything
>>67233210
not to mention drafting an extremely talented RB and signing two RBs (though Ronnie a one year cheap deal)
Sanchez or Lynch won't have to do shit to get this team 10 wins
>Chargers take Jatavis Brown
YES! One of the few picks I absolutely wanted.
>>67233279
>Crushing defense
>Crushing ground game
This type of football gives me such a hardon.
>>67233279
That's how the Texans worked for so many years. Run the fuck out of the ball, and have a talented WR/TE combo when you do throw.
>>67233342
and now we can give QB money to Von since we have a cheap QB
>>67233279
Yup. Literally any anon off /sp/ could quarterback this team to another AFC west title. Sanchize is a solid/cheap stopgap QB until based Lynch is ready to dominate the league.
>>67233369
How do you feel about today's picks?
They got an FB, too -- thankfully.
>the most defense heavy draft in years
>Seahawks draft 6 offensive players
So did Bucme and pimple butt kill themselves when Tampa traded up for a fucking kicker?
>>67233408
Probably
>>67233408
bucme was dead inside long ago
how would you say the buncos did during the draft?
>buncos fans thinking they are winning the division
>>67233395
personally wanted Vitale, but the fucking busc took him right beforehand
Watt jr isn't my favorite, but i'll do i guess. i would've been furious if it was little Gronk
>>67233369
>swept
>>67232515
>>67233429
fucking killed it
>>67233432
Jack Del Rio will never win anything, he's just another Ray Lewis babby coach
>>67233455
what's wrong with babby gronk?
>>67233429
With that draft, we officially out here
>Cowboys drafting a basketball player
>>67233455
I wanted Gordon, but I'm fine with Watt -- especially since he and Melvin had time together at Wisc.
>>67233432
>braiders fans thinking they are ever winning anything
>>67227911
Is something wrong with the frame rate or is college football super slow?
>>67233363
you know ol horseface would just pay him under the table like he got caught cheating for.
>thinking you have a qb before one snap in an actual nfl game
> "we"
>>67233485
So I should assume bad?
>>67233429
very good
>>67233471
he's not good
>>67233493
yeah gordon was my 2nd pick for FB and Watt my third. it'll be cool if he ends up an an UDFA
>>67233432
Mark looks like an orangutan that caught vampirism in oblivion
>>67228418
but the losing QB never wins shit
>>67233517
talking about sanchize senpai
lynch won't play this year likely
>>67233529
And, as a shocker: TT didn't give away a 4th.
I bet someone had to restrain him.
>>67233555
I wouldn't say "likely" with Sancheeze at the helm
>>67228418
Because Cardon Wentz isn't Tom Brady.
>>67233555
broncos fan here, isn't sanchez blaine gabbert tier? And I feel as though that lynch kid isnt very bright. #1 defense or not, this year looks like it's going to be an 8 to 10 win season.
>>67233640
The Broncos had literally no offense last year and still won.
>>67233640
lol not at all
Sanchez gets way too much hate because of the butt fumble
he is a servicable stop gap who has succeeded in a similar situation (run game and elite defense)
>>67233542
He looks like the Chucky doll grew up. That is the worst haircut in the history of mankind.
>>67233640
The Gabs never did this, so no, he's below Gabbert tier
So Raiders took Connor Cook in the 4th...
why?
>>67233432
>tfw you will never have enough money to rock awful haircuts without giving a shit
>>67233689
That's been supplanted by the Colts' Fake Punt as the stupidest play in the NFL.
Hell, at least the Buttfumble was an accident.
>>67233676
I know you guys just won a superbowl, but holy shit that delusion
>>67233640
Sanchez sucks, but it sounds like he's been working his ass off in Denver and is really embracing the leadership role. He's a solid stopgap while Lynch learns on the sideline.
If Lynch plays at all this year, it likely means the Broncos are out of the playoff race. But with that dominant D, even the Sanchize can ride it all the way to the playoffs.
>>67233742
So was the Colt's play, they were never meant to hike it unless they could get an offsides call
>>67233715
To cuck the Cowcucks
>>67233742
Both are pretty dumb, but in terms of absolute brainfart status, colts fake punt was worse.
>'Don't snap it! Don't Snap it!'
>'He did it, the absolute madman!!!!'
>>67233746
Sanchez won 4 playoff games on the road
not too many QBs can say that
>>67233746
The Broncos just won the Owl with absolute garbage quarterback play. Literally any bum of the streets could have been the QB and they still would have won it all. Their defense is that good. They're guaranteed to at least win the AFC west again.
Guys, what if the Broncos had 2012 Tebow at QB last year?
Rate your teams draft
I'd have to go C+
Eli Apple was an ungodly reach
Sterling Shepard was a great pick, but we could should have taken a Linebacker or a Tackle
Darian Thompson is a great pick
B.J. Goodson is a linebacker and by default is good because Reese usually loves 27 year old, undrafted free agent linebackers who had knee issues
Love the Paul Perkins pick and he should be the 2nd RB on the depth chart and we can finally cut Andre Williams
Jerrell Adams is a good pick.
We didn't get the tackle or guard we needed so we can get rid of Jerry or Newhouse.
Pretty self explanatory. Good teams who play bad teams get a win. Any other game is left at a tie.
>>67234011
Fuck, I meant 2011.
>>67234011
Hey! If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
>>67232793
They drafted 2 linebackers that can go 3 downs at ilb. Matthews will play outside 80% of his snaps
>>67234011
>>67234056
They still the win the Owl. Peyton was awful last year, Brock was decent. Tebow would have been somewhere in between. That D was too good not to win it all, regardless of the QB.
>>67234038
I like this. We should be doing this.
>>67234024
B-
Burns was a reach but looks solid
I really like Davis
Hargrave was one of my draftfus so I'm happy about getting him.
Jenkins has strength issues but he could end up an alright starter
This Washington LB looks solid and the Ayers seems like a throwaway pick, wanted Cash
>>67234038
Damn dude week 16 is going to be the GOAT week of all-time.
>>67234038
Denver won almost every one of those tie games this season though, even though they had one of the hardest schedules
>>67234353
Peyton was destined to win the owl, somehow.
Are the Browns trying to become moralfags?
>>67234038
Basically, a win constitutes as playing against the Browns, Chargers, 49ers, Lions, or Dolphins?
KEK
>Elite OL
>Big Alabama bull
>Hardest hitting safety
>>67234402
this, who knows if it's scripting or what, but it is always nice when a person who deserves another ring goes out on top. Pey pey deserved another, and Ray Lewis deserved the one he won
>>67234539
>Ray Lewis deserved the one he won
>iggles
>>67228697
Why are you so obsessed with a WR when we just signed one from FA and we still have Tate and Jones.
A Lions draft without shit picks
I can hardly believe I'm still alive to see this
>>67234539
>A corporate shill and a murder who already had rings deserved them because the media told me they were nice guys
>>67234618
honestly, that lions D is getting a little scary, shame that megatron is gone. Now stafford has no oline and no safety net. Dude's literally about to get raped each game.
>>67234618
2013 was great
>>67234700
>no oline
You just missed the Lions draft
>>67234684
Ray Lewis was a ridiculous, great, amazing player, and fought through a torn tricep to play that last season. Dude had massive heart.
>>67234737
>Dude had massive heart.
Probably three or four, hidden in his freezer.
>>67234732
>2013
Eric Ebron makes 2013 shit all by himself
He's not a bad player but he wasn't worth a first round pick
>>67234700
Quinn literally just bolstered the o-line yesterday and today. Stafford is going to have solid protection this season
>>67234804
2013 was Ziggy and Slay
>>67234844
My bad bro, years are hazy to me right now. 2013 was the case of a broken clock being right at least once.
>Professor singing the "My Life Is Perfect" song
Me. Bronco fans.
>Harold
/nfl/
As a socialist Bernie Bro I am fucking pissed the Cowboys hogged all the best players in the draft, spread the wealth Cowboys. Damn what a masterpiece of a draft by them.
Im so pissed Im gonna pretend Zeke is a bust, whos with me!?
What's a college I can get into with a 2.0GPA and play Football
>>67234960
Florida State. They even have a Criminal Outreach and Coverup program.
Al Davis would shed a tear at this Falcons draft class
You Can't Stump The Truck
>>67234960
arizona state
Who had the best draft and why is it the Denver Broncos?
>>67234024
Patriots, gonna give them a B. They filled needs at CB and on both lines, but they could have taken Braxton Miller without costing themselves too much later on, but Mitchell may pan out. I liked the moving of picks to get next year's 4th back. Grabbing a QB in the 3rd for insurance was a waste. I have no problem grabbing one, but really could have picked from the bottom of the barrel for the role he'll play and used that 3rd rounder for a RB or WR.
>>67235052
>draft mediocre qb
>OMG INGENIUS MOVE
Everyone saw it a mile away. Elway knows the Broncucks can win with the defense, while its QB is shit.
>>67235077
need that QB after you trade jimmy away next year for a 1st rounder
>>67235052
That's not the Seahawks senpai
>>67235099
So why spend a first round pick on one?
>>67235163
Lynch has the biggest upside out of any QB in the draft.
>>67230882
Philly here
I can confirm this
Stay outta the truckstops Wendell
>>67234241
i agree it feels like we kind of reached for burns in the first. they turned in the pick pretty quickly and seem to be satisfied it so ill trust that they felt better about them then others did. i liked davis and hargrave on day 2.
i'm not sold on the day 3 picks - feeney seems like he could be interesting. ayers kind of reminds me of a less athletic brown physically but hes really small. matekevich is okay but if we're going down the unathletic high motor tackling lb path id rather we took the scoob instead. frankly if cash is still on the board at this point it seems that the nfl doesn't have a whole lot of faith in him
>>67235131
>trade jimmy for a 1st rounder
Top kek
>Seven (7) offensive picks in a defense heavy draft
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N
>>67235140
>6 picks so far wasted on offense
>in a defense heavy draft
>>67235163
Because he can't be complete shit. Any of these QBs are better than buttfumble, and rookie QBs can be molded.
>>67234564
>Smallwood was arrested on a warrant of witness tampering following his freshman season, but the charges were dropped when his friend pleaded guilty in a murder case.
He's just jealous. Wilmington niggas are to Philly what North Jersey niggas are to New York.
>>67235205
He's going to start 4 games this year minimum. He's gonna be the next Osweiler/Matt Flynn.
>>67235052
Prob pic related
>>67235205
>not realizing Jimmy will be traded for a first rounder after he goes 4-0 through the first four games, carried entirely by the defense bill is setting up.
>>67235249
Were Osweiler or Matt Flynn traded for 1st round picks?
>>67235052
Unironically the Browns
>trade rape everyone and move down
>stock up on shit loads of talent including the next Antonio Brown
>get one of the best LBs in the draft in the 7th
After another 5 or 6 win season and another draft like this we'll definitely be a playoff team
>>67235334
except its the browns so all youve done is ruin the careers of a bunch of young talented players..
rip scoob we never knew ye
>>67235315
Both were free agents who got overpaid like a motherfucker. NE has the advantage of still having Jimmy under his rookie contract.
>>67235306
>Trading starting QBs during the season
>Jimmy beating Cards, Dolphins, Texans, and Bills
2-2 at best.
>>67235315
Expensive FAs
>>67235334
>one of the best LBs in the draft in the 7th
wut.
So when's the next relevant football event
>>67235368
>>67235380
>expensive FA
What are they getting compensatory? 3rd round? Doesn't sound like a first rounder to me
>>67235445
season opener
>>67235356
>le Browns will always be shit maymay XDD
Sorry friend but in another year or two they'll be good
>>67235380
Scooby
UDFA Tracker:
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2016/4/30/11545610/undrafted-free-agent-signings-tracker-2016-nfl-draft-udfas
>>67235455
Your autism can't take the next logical step that if Osweiler or Flynn were not free agents they would probably have been traded for a 1st round pick+.
the fuckings went this entire draft without adding any D line talent
what the fuck spielman?
I dont care if we are set on D line you have to draft one somewhere in this draft
>>67234539
not really.
you can understand a GOAT defensive player not get a single ring,see Watt as of now.
Lewis already had one
What you can't understand is a top 5 QB,in an era where QBs matter more than before,only getting 1(you actually can,since he played for the colts,but you know what i mean).
>>67235445
Training Camp Injuries
>tfw got my late round draftfu
>tfw draft went really well outside of the literally who black qb
Was this Cowboys draft the most dominant draft in NFL history? Im a Packers fan and Im terrified of playing them this year.
Who else /EliteLongSnapper/
Bengals are da bomb
>>67235588
dont worry romo will get injured again and theyll suck
>>67235455
3rd round is the highest comprnsatory you retard
>>67235564
god thats scary
God I love how the dolphins only took 2 defensive players in a deep defensive draft.
>>67235445
preseason
>tfw no ilb
thanks trent
I know there are some Dolphins fans upset with the Hakeem Grant pick, but I think you guys are getting a steal. Texas Tech is the GOAT producer of manlet receivers.
>>67235497
>going from singlehandedly leading the AFCN
>to the only AFCN team that didn't make the playoffs in 2014
:^)
>>67235704
>double dip in WRs immediately before and after some of the best WR draft classes in history
>wind up with Dropson and Boyce instead of literally anyone else
T-Thanks Bill
>cowshit fags will defend this
y tho???
>>67235718
Hodges got that covered
Bowman and Hodges with the PSU connection will be alright
Winners:
Jags, Lions, Vikings, Bengals, Texans, Cowboys, Broncos, and Browns
Losers:
Eagles, 49ers, Panthers, Rams, Packers, Patriots, and Giants
>tfw talented young linebackers
this front seven could be soooooooooo good
>>67235778
>thay drafted uncle rico
>>67235839
>drafting a tweener in the 1st
>from OSU
What the fuck were the Jest thinking?
>>67235814
>Losers:
>49ers
(you)
>>67235517
Pure speculation on your part
>>67235694
That's why I said it retard
>>67235888
he's going to fill the deone bucannon role in bowles defense. We desperately need the speed.
>>67235497
lollllll keep dreaming
>Jeff Driskel
>>67235916
i really hope this deone bucannon thing ends soon
>>67235814
>packers
>losers
They filled literally all of their holes this offseason
>H-Back Glenn Gronkowski is signing with the #Bills. He stays home.
>H-Back Glenn Gronkowski is signing with the #Bills. He stays home.
>H-Back Glenn Gronkowski is signing with the #Bills. He stays home.
>Baby Gronk signs with the Razorcakes
This has to be some sort of troll by Rex.
>>67235957
I'll fill all your holes senpai
>>67235858
SEVERELY UNDERRATED ALERT
TOPPEST OF KEKS
>>67235957
Yeah. Like filling a pothole with a plywood board.
Jake Ganus ILB Georgia to Vikings
>>67235979
lines him up on gronk when they play the pats just to fuck with him
>yfw babbygronk gets beat, gronkception.
>>67235814
>Pats
>losers
Not getting an RB or DE doesn't make it a bad draft. It was actually pretty good. Mitchell for OROTY
>>67236020
yeah lining up a fullback on a tight end would sure fuck with him for sure
>>67236005
still rather have that team then the dolphins.
>defensive draft
>almost every single pick was offense
At least Peyton Barber got signed.
>The only questionable draft choice was the long snapper but otherwise a solid draft
Feels good man
>>67236031
I love how pats fans never think they have a bad draft
>>67235928
>same round as tim bradley
driskel is the future mayne
>>67235778
correct me if im wrong, but from pic related it looks like this dude is literally at the top of the backboard.
Punter Tom Hackett to Jets
>Brian Hoyer has agreed to terms with the Bears.
>>67236107
Bad draft by the niners, Thad Lewis, Thompson, gabbert, kap, now him. We don't need 5 qb especially since kap is most likely staying with us and how Vernon Adams Jr. Was still on the board, bad pick.
>>67236067
Because Bellicheck manages to make even the shittier choices still serviceable
Not much going on for the next few months. I am so energized after this Cowboys draft though. I think I'll start up a few projects in my shed (where I go to watch games or when my wife is entertaining male company). It will be some quality bonding time with my wife's son and we'll be ready for the upcoming season (Cowboys 16-0). Can you say dynasty?
>>67236067
>implying
You should have seen how bad everyone reacts after the draft every year. I'm in the minority of thinking this one was good
>>67236112
youre wrong
>>67236031
>don't have a 1st rounder
>first pick is a manlet DB who is surrounded by good players so he could be carried
>draft a nig QB
>g-good draft; Bilechick p-playing 3D c-chess!
Kek Pats stunk it up this year
Why wasn't eric striker drafted?
>>67235957
I filled your mom's hole this offseason
>>67236175
deforest+armstead has sated chip's oregon fetish for the time being. vernon can still be a udfa
>>67236211
NFCN confirmed to come down between Lions and Vikings
>>67236169
You would think Lion fans understand the need for a backup QB, especially when Stafford gets benched for having 6 turnovers
>>67236005
Clark, Spriggs, and Martinez were all exceptional picks. People are down on Clark because they don't know shit. He's actually one of the best pass disrupting DTs in the draft
>>67235294
Marshall or Fuller are the steals of the draft. People will say Andrew Billings but he will only play 40% of the defensive snaps cause its a passing league now and he offers no pass rush
How many current/future Pro Bowlers are on the Jags now?
>>67236220
>implying Jones isn't good by himself
Plus he'll be behind Butler, Ryan, Roberts (I'm a hard Roberts mark), and Coleman until half of them get injured. It'll be fine.
>>67236310
>drafting another DL from UCLA
>drafting a ILB in the 4th round for the 3rd year in a row.
Because who needs to learn from passed mistakes.
who drafted more WR's/better WR's
texans or browns this year?
>>67236304
With a shit o-line, it's kind of hard not to get a lot of turnovers.
>>67233458
We've been inflitrated!
>iggles sign Aziz Shittu
noice
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRONCOS.
NFL Total Access is confirming what everyone already knows
The Cowboys had one hell of a draft to build towards the future. Rebuilding the Triplets is how the Boys are getting back to dominance
>Bob Quinn signing every OT in sight right now
>>67234684
>Ray Lewis is a murderer meme
I can only imagine how sore folks anuses must be to still be trying to force this 3 years after he's retired.
>>67236367
Writing off a prospect because of his school is pretty dumb. Clark has the ability to be a top tier DT
Also we get plenty of starters in the 4th round or later. Daniels was in the 4th round. Don't be an idiot
>>67236338
at least 5-6 or now
>>67236403
His play was as good as his game.
>>67236440
It's not Triplets 2.0. It's salvage the last bit of Romo's closing window. The Triplets lead a dynasty, not a rescue mission.
>>67236221
undersized
>draft a 2nd round talent DT 1st instead of Jarran Reed/A'Shawn Robinson
>address possible most pressing need at ILB in the FOURTH ROUND
>draft the team's 10,000th receiver on the roster because muh speedy punt returner
Could have had Ragland OR Myles Jack 1st round and Jarran Reed in the second, for fuck sakes
Ted a shit, Puckers a shit
>>67236403
I can appreciate the Hunter Sharp signing more. I actually mocked him to the Eagles once or twice. He should have a good chance to make the roster.
Hope someone gives Drew Ott a home, NCAA fucked him over hard
official draft moments power rankings
1. Tunsil getting sunk like the titanic/blackmailed/sweating profusely during presser
2. Bucs trading up for a kicker in the 2nd
3. ZEKE to DAL
4. Mike Mayock literally drafting for the vikings
5. Victor Ochi dressed like african royalty
6. BOOOOOOOOO (goodell, packers, lions, vikings)
7. Gruden pissing off Kiper in the 1st round
what are the last 3? thats all I can remember so far
>>67236448
You mean like the WR who was only relevant because Goff was throwing to him? Or the 7th round who... Wait a minute. We gave up a 4th and a 7th for Spriggs!
>>67236214
Stop trying to force this shitty meme
The Jags 4 first picks are all really good D players, and they are getting Fowler back.
Its going to be hard not to have a good D with this sort of young talent
>>67236522
>shitty meme
Isn't this redundant?
>>67236519
Spriggs is great, except for the fact he has fucking babby arm length for a tackle
HOYER TO BEARS
>>67236513
I was watching NFL network. What happened with Gruden and Kiper?
>nothing about how Goodell said Tunsils slide was "exciting"
>>67236513
no >Tennessee
KEYARIS TO THE PANTHERS
GETTLEMAGIC FINALLY WOKE THE FUCK UP
>>67236440
When we look back on this Cowboys draft in 3-4 years it will be obvious what a masterful job Jerry + team really did. There is no team in the last 10 years who can even come close to having a draft like the Cowboys did this year. Honestly the rest of the division can just KYS why even bother fielding a team when the Cowboys will just sweep the division. Not just this year but for the next 10-15 years easily tb h
>>67236565
He was watching ESPN like a huge faggot
>>67236513
German WR interviewing his way onto the Vikings.
>>67236513
cowboys drafting a basketball player with no combine, tape or experience playing football since he was a kid
the TE basketball meme has gone too far
>>67236557
just awkward shit. Gruden was giving Kiper some shit about drafting a RB and how he was going against what he said about it
then Kiper said that he wouldnt have but the cowboys might and shit all over Jay and his past drafts
even had an awkard just joshing ya buddy arm punch with no response
What does /sp/ think of this year's draft? Three white players going top 3. Are niggers permanently BTFO?
>>67236513
Smoky The Bear hat
>>67236484
That's what they needed. Two 2 down defensive players. Genius
Except having no good backup OT lost them WAY more more games than mediocre run D
>>67236579
crappy meme
ESPN>NFLN
TEAM WINS BY POSITION
>QB
Broncos
>RB
Cowboys
>WR
Browns
>OL
Lions
>DL
MY SEAHAWKS WOO
>LB
Giants
>DB
Panthers
>>67236548
Yeah But when you build 95 percent of the team through the draft he better be worth giving up 2 picks for.
>>67236629
Niggers confirmed nigger tire
>>67236266
Detoilet and who?
>>67236650
Spriggs seems great. Watch him be the best OT from this draft
>>67236633
>@Titans Go back to where you came from
Yes please.
>>67236683
>All that potential
>wasted in detoilet
lol
>MOBO
>calls his team the "wikings"
>>67236635
>Ragland/Reed get rotated on third downs because Saban overrecruits and has shittons of starting quality players ready to play
>this means they will never play a single third down in their careers
Holy fuck
>>67236633
>CONSTITUTIONAL ORIGINALIST FISCAL CONSERVATIVE #TEAPARTY
Jesus, who let this freak out of the cuckshed?
>>67236649
>>WR
>Browns
Quantity over quality.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbsJ2CLxX8o
Thoughts?????
>>67236687
At least give us the name and colors back so I can get an Oilers Watt jersey.
I don't want Bud Adams shitty team back.
When you achieve your lifelong dream of being a pro football player feelsgoodman
Time to make this active roster babyyyyy
>>67236703
Is he actually any good or is he just going to end up a forgettable meme like that one australian guy? Or was it new zealand?
>>67236712
I think Wing Stop is garbage, and who does a draft party at a bowling alley?
Just fuck my shit up
>>67236719
Fuck that, McNair is as bad as Bud Adams.
>>67236727
I have no fucking idea
>>67236738
>this guy would've been a 1st rounder if he left last year
>>67236727
He's athletic as fuck
If he was at the combine, his pro day stats would put him top 3 in every category.
4.4 40, 39" vert
Definitely some potential, it mostly depends on how fast he can learn the game.
>>67236738
Jesus Christ. Can we just drop the fucking academics portion of college football? This guy looks like he can't even pass a basic math class. Get academics out and pay these amateurs already.
>>67236739
It's true.
But he hasn't left.
It's not that McNair is better. But I sure as fuck don't want dat ole bitch back.
>>67236722
I saw you post here on sp yesterday
congrats, hope to hear your name on sundays
>>67236789
Dude will have butterfingers, you heard it from me first
>>67236792
it's his own fault for choosing to stay an extra year
>>67236794
If someone competent would buy the Titans and move them home, I'd be with it in a heartbeat.
Fuck, at least they know you need a franchise QB, it took McNair FOURTEEN YEARS to realize that might be a good idea.
>>67236722
Congrats familia, make us proud
What's the deal with jeremy cash, there's no known glaring red flag visible to the public as far as I know on him.
>>67236703
>not knowing proper spelling in the language of the fatherland
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikinger
>>67236792
So just make Minor League Football? Or the NFLDL?
Anyone know a better UDFA signing list that's better than the NEPatriotsDraft site?
Bradybutthurt gate video on loop is annoying as fuck and the updating seems to be slacking this year.
>>67236834
>jew hating on german
Typical
He caught balls from shit less than d3 tier QB's. Meanwhile bridgewater is one of the most accurate passers in the league.
>inb4 people say that isn't true
>there is stats stating he is one of the most accurate
>>67236031
It was neither a great nor a terrible draft for the Pats; it's not supposed to be. The Pats don't draft their way to success; they manage contracts, are well coached at literally every position, and are lucky enough to have a HoF QB with all of that. Pats get a B, maybe B-, ho hum.
>>67236842
I'd be for it with a new owner.
It's the Adams family part of it I don't like.
But don't be so hard on the franchise QB thing, they tried it at least once before.... It took McNair 14 years to realize you need a whole team of players to play football. Not just a "team".
>>67236738
They figured out he was pretty shit at football and then he went and caught an assault charge
>>67236886
Not a list
But I've just been following this guys twitter since he seems to have a grasp on everything realtime as it's happening
why did the bears just sign Hoyer
>>67236853
it's still a v sound, the main difference is that the i is soft
>>67236964
They needed an upgrade over cutler
>>67228006
Jags won the draft, raiders won the free agency
>>67236964
So the fans have something to chant when Cutler starts shitting the bed in week 1
>>67236727
who cares. it's a 6th rounder. he's athletic as fuggg. the WR corp is disgustingly flaccid anyways.
take the shot. either way it turns out I"m glad they drafted him.
>>67236722
Wait...no fucking way...
https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/726506045514878978
>>67236722
Lets hope you dont explode your knees like Brennan did
>>67236722
First professional /sp/erg to go pro?
Give it your all, anon!
>>67236722
Absolute madman
Let's just switch to these jerseys and begin the new era of dominance
>>67237109
>You are this new
>>67237109
Brennan did first, but his knees exploded when he was projected as a STARTER for the Texans
>>67236377
Texans
>>67237114
Top tier banter, I've been won over
Jacob Coker to the Cardinals
>>67237129
>>67237135
>>67237138
Oh, you mean that super nigger weeb?
I thought he was an /a/non my bad
>>67237114
i dont get it
>>67237122
Florida gators?
>>67237190
>He's a fucking Nigerian prince
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/sports/college/iowa-state/football/2015/09/09/meet-iowa-state-player-who-actually-nigerian-prince/71927218/
>>67237221
Tebow
Riley Cooper
Aaron Hernandez
>>67236722
Solidifying da raydaaaaas position as /sp/'s team. Make us proud out there.
I feel bad for Joe Thomas.
One of the best offensive linemen in the league and he doesn't even get to play in the playoffs.
>>67237221
Riley Cooper is a racist, Tebow is a devout Christian and Hernandez is a murderer
>>67237260
wuz
>>67236112
I understand you cant see too well with that big nose in the way
>>67237269
he will next year
>>67237273
Don't forget the Pounceys.
That era of Florida Gators has to be crazy equivalent of the early 2000's Hurricanes.
Browns are moneyballn' the NFL. Just wait. Legendary Browns dynasty started with this draft.
>Seahawks sign Trevone Boykin
I literally came a few times after browsing through the Seahawks draft+UDFAs
mfw the Cowboys are set up to be one of the most dominant teams in the NFC for the next 5-10 years
Feels fucking good.
About fucking time
>>67237526
It will NEVER happen, the cowboys will NEVER be good again.
>Bears sign a decent back up QB after killing the draft and the first few rounds of FA
Literally >our year
Jesus christ the saints are signing every UDFA
>>67237252
I was out of the country when the whole Riley Cooper thing hit. How did /sp/ react?
Is Derrick Henery even in the draft?
>the Seahawks drafted 3 RBs and signed 2 UDFA RBs right off the bat
>>67237526
Cowboys fan here I agree. We drafted so many blacks we have to be dominant.
Also can someone suggest cuck porn for me? Preferably with girls in Cowboys jerseys
>>67237765
He was taken by the Titans in the second or third round.
I love how all you fans of shit teams think one offseason can turn your shit team into a perennial juggernaut. I can't wait until game 1 after your shit team loses, all your faith in your organization go out the window again.
>>67237526
feels good Elliott is literally Emmitt Smith 2.0
https://www.varsityviews.com/stories/video/2016/04/27/softball-team-scores-3-runs-while-opponent-celebrates-prematurely/57210440ec4ebf0300c34bb7
>womens' """""""""""""""""""""""""""""sports"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>67237809
Your QB is literally a homosexual
>>67228552
Ray Lewis was confirmed asthe premire linebacker when he killed someone. Besides, from a Legal standpoint he did get off. Not to mention that oliner from LSU wasn't drafted last year after he almost was charged with murder
I don't think there's anyone, besides goddell, that thinks ray rice got off. Tunsil wouldn't be drafted if he hit a woman
>>67237809
If your division is shitty enough, you can. Colts did it with Peyton.
>>67237809
worked for the Pats in 2014
>>67237840
>when he killed someon
I'll take "Things That Never Happened," for 300.
>>67237526
>>67237581
After the draft I witnessed over the last few days I don't see how this is even an open topic for discussion.
GOAT
O
A
T
Let's start with the record for the regular season. Who is seriously going to pretend that 16-0 is not only a possibility but actually a probability?
Now let's talk owls. Just to keep it simple let's talk about the next 5 or so years. 2 owls? 3?
Fucking Cowboys are back baby. I'm about to get photoshop up and put together some quality backgrounds and blanks for each of the GOAT draft picks. As soon as my wife gets off work and can come get her son I'll have a few hours until I have to make dinner for the family and my wife's boyfriend.
>>67237828
>literally Emmitt Smith 2.0
So he's an average RB behind a great OL?
>tfw we drafted Scooby
he's gonna be an absolute monster on our defense, bros
Can't wait to see him play
>>67230693
1. Jags
2. Vikes
3. Bills
4. Chargers
5. Bears
>>67237931
1. Cowboys
2. Cowboys
3. Cowboys
4. Cowboys
5. Cowboys
So Rashan Gary's mom came out in an interview to say that Ole Miss never offered her son or Greg Little any money to player there.
Seeing as she has literally no reason to lie about it, it's probably true.
>>67237905
True. I didn't understand why he was taken so late. Not even a browns fan
>>67237135
no fucking way. Long time no see ADFGH.
good to have you and TBK back.
>>67236513
anyways I forgot
10. Mexican qt doing draft announcements in mexico with spic fans
>Tennessee
>zero (0) players drafted
>Texas
>one (1) player drafted
What the fuck happened?
>>67237790
They're hoping to stumble their way into the next Lynch
>Cuckboys draft some literally who instead of Derrick Henry
Why?
>>67237988
tbqh I'll probably only stick around for a little while, until actual football starts up again
>>67236377
Even if the Browns drafted better, it's a wash at best since the Texans have DeAndre Hopkins
>literally putting up better stats than Andre Johnson with shitter QBs
wew lads
>>67236722
Congrats, breh
lol guys imagine if he actually ends up being really, really good.
>the shitposting when someone from /sp/ ends up having a successful NFL career and makes the prob owl
>/sp/ finds a way
>>67237992
Texas is going through a bad generation and it will likely be that way for another 4-5 years
Iggles sign Shittu
>>67238049
He's getting more targets than even Andre did, so yes.
>>67238058
>4-5 years
Until Briles is forced out of Baylor after the entire team goes on a raping spree or Patterson is fired by TCU, or Sumlin crashes the TAMU plane with no survivors, Texas is going to deal with a lot more in state competition than before. The dynamic has changed, and it would be worse if TAMU wasn't being mediocre in the SEC
>>67237992
Mack Brown losing recruits to Ass to Mouth, TCU, and Baylor
How long will it take for the Browns to be over .500?
>>67237896
Emmitt Smith was legitimately elite the O-line was just the difference between him being great and being HoF great
>your team
>picks you're most happy with
>expectations from your team now that the draft is over
>breakout player on your team in 2016-17
>player you're glad your team didn't draft
I'll start
>Browns
>Scooby, Corey Coleman, Rashard Higgins, Emmanuel Dawgbah
>Hue and co weren't lying when they said they'd put a football team together. They'll go out and be as competitive as they can be and build a damn good roster from what they have.
>Corey Coleman, Duke Johnson, Scooby Wright
>Myles Jack. Chances are, since it's us, his knee would've taken a shit on us since we're cleveland and bad shit happens to us all the time.
>>67238098
Wish there was an adjusted for inflation stat to account for the shift to more passing offenses over time, but FWIW Hop has a slightly better career YPC than Andre and a slightly lower yards per game stat
>>67238224
Seahawks
Ifedi, Reed, Vannett, and Prosise
12-4
some UDFA
Myles Jack
Mike Mayock is elite
>>67237190
I'm okay with this
>>67238224
>Bengals
>William Jackson III, Tyler Boyd, Andrew Billings
>another 10-6 season with a 1st round playoff exit
>Billings
>every Ohio State player they could've drafted but passed on
>>67238224
Razorcakes
BIG HEART in the second
10-6
Tygod ascends Mount Olympus
Paxton Lynch
Marquez North to the Rams
>>67238224
>>your team
Jags
>>picks you're most happy with
Ramsey and Jack obviously. The rest were okay except I don't care for Allen. Wished we helped the O-line
>>expectations from your team now that the draft is over
Winning season at least - maybe even making the playoffs on the wildcard.
>>breakout player on your team in 2016-17
Fowler comes back from his injury and with the rest on the D-line helps wreck QB's
>>player you're glad your team didn't draft
Bosa. He's good but I don't think he's top 10 good.
>>67238224
>ravens
>Kenneth Dixon, Kamalei Correa
>Based Perriman
>Tunsil, guy is a ticking time bomb and Ravens are awesome at drafting O linemen, since they had Stanley ranked higher I'll defer to their judgement
>>67238224
I know a lot of people are upset that the Browns drafted so many WRs, but honestly I think they needed to overhaul that position.
Definitely glad to see that Hue is aggressive in building an offense. Starting to feel optimistic about not having the #1 overall pick next year
>>67227970
Browns are the Monkey Paw's wish from my Paw-Paw's nightmare.
>>67238224
naners
the OL ones
>
idk probably burberrige
jack or anybody with a pre-torn ACL other than redmond
>mfw the ravens traded down in the second twice
>>67238224
>Lions
>Decker, Glasgow, Robinson, Killebrew, Dahl, Williams
>/Playoffs/
>Eric Ebron, A'Shawn Robinson
>Reggie Ragland, Shaq Lawson
>>67238032
sorry about robbing bengals of all their targets this year
>redskins snake vikings a player
>vikings snake bengals
>bengals snake steelers pick
rinse and repeat
>>67238391
Was expecting Dadi Nicholas or Jack Allen instead of Brandon Allen desu
>
>Von Bell
>playoffs if the defense doesn't completely suck dick, mediocre if they do
>Stephone Anthony
>Paxton Lynch
>>67238450
ayy lmao
>>67238486
meant for >>67238224
>>67238459
This is 2 years in a row that the Stoolers have been cucked by a division rival for a player they wanted
>>67238224
iggles
Seumalo, Mills, Walker, Byron Marshall
6-10
Agholor
Cardale Jones
>>67238224
>your team
Eagles
>picks you're most happy with
Wentz, Smallwood, Mills, Marshall (UDFA)
>expectations from your team now that the draft is over
No idea. Depends what happens with this whole Bradford situation.
>breakout player on your team in 2016-17
predicting that either Matthews or Ertz blow the fuck up this year.
>player you're glad your team didn't draft
As amazing as it sounds, Tunsil. That's a pretty scary situation.
>>67238459
I'm okay with it, anytime the Bengals can fuck over the Steelers, it's alright with me
>all these UDFA
>>67236179
nope. can you explain why 80% of his draft picks do shit. his development is the same as any other coach.
>>67236216
HAHAHAHHAA
lol you all think belicheat had the best draft every year.
>inb4 I am hating on him
he is a good coach but men he is over rated as fuck with drafting players
>>67237840
>hence why I said allegations
also of course he wouldnt but nfl is taking a harder stance on drugs instance of violence.
>>67238574
I feel really bad for Tunsil. Someone definitely has something out for him. There's no way that entire fiasco wasn't a planned hit piece
Give one valid reason the Bills won't make the playoffs.
>>67238500
what do you think of Kamalei and Matt?
>>67238537
ravens had a fantastic draft as well. Ozzie still on point.
who had the better 2 top 10 picks?
Ramsey and Jack? jags
or Zeke and Smith? dem boys
>>67238537
it's even worse for them this year since they desperately needed a corner
>>67238622
Not enough good foot soldiers, not putting their best foot forward...
>when you found out your wifes bull was once a 6th round draft pick for the bengals
gotta admit, thats pretty cool.
>>67238622
Those 2 fat idiots you posted a picture of
>captcha : food
>>67238622
Rex Ashley Ryan is the head coach
>>67238622
Rob Ryan.
-t. saintsfag
>>67238617
>Someone definitely has something out for him
himself
Literally still shocked at how good the Cowboys draft was.
>>67238667
Jags and it isn't even a question
>>67238636
Love the Kamalei pick don't know anything about Matt Judon
Panthers picked up keyarris Garrett from Tulsa
Solid pickup guys, that guy is a fucking diamond in the rough. Him and Benjamin is a solid core
>>67238720
what game my nigga
>>67238762
Europa Universalis III
>>67238667
I'm surprised Jaylen Smith went that high
>>67233677
>worst haircut ever
I immediately thought this the second I saw his fucking head for the first time. That dentist "JUST" guy ain't got shit on Mr. Davis.
>>67233471
Rob has like three brothers, and they're all manlets (by NFL standards) and all garbage.
>>67228496
I just don't understand the hype about Jalen Ramsey. Sure, he's athletic and posted some good numbers at the combine, but I just don't see what makes him such a potentially good player.
For one, he only had like, what, 4 interceptions his whole college career?
Of course I'm no scout or media analyst, so I could be COMPLETELY freaking wrong, but I watched game film of him from four or five games and he just didn't stand out to me. Some of the plays he made that ended up on his highlight reels seemed either routine (as in he did what he was supposed to and nothing more) or right-place-right-time.
Also, he seemed to lack aggressiveness in a lot of scenarios, especially in run support. A lot of his tackles were all weird and not what you'd think would be taught as fundamentals.
Again, MAJOR DISCLAIMER, I'm probably just a complete dumbass and don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, but Ramsey just doesn't seem like a first-rounder to me, let alone a top ten pick.
Of course, as a Texans fan, I hope to the lord JESUS CHRIST that he's a major bust and gets lost in space/burned by Hopkins, Fuller, and both Millers (Lamar and Braxton).
>>67228462
>Tony "metal collarbone" Romo
His other collarbone will break, I guarantee it.
>>67231201
>THE IRONY
>>67232421
Just goes to show ya, kids, social media can come back to bite ya in the ass cheeks.
>tovaryingdegreesdependingonyourpost(s)
>>67233403
Texans fan here.
I know that feel.
>Will Fuller (WR)
>Nick Martin (C)
>Braxton Miller (WR)
>Tyler Ervin (RB/KR)
I was hoping the Texans would nab a D-lineman to replace Crick in the second round. They now have NO ONE at that DE spot. Good lord.
>>67234038
>Texans
>Losing ALL of their divisional games
>losing TWICE to Jacksonville AND Tennessee
I could see the Texans losing twice to the Colts if Andrew Luck comes back with a vengeance. But there's no way the Texans lose to the Jags and Titans twice, even if those teams ARE improved.
Granted, the Texans didn't play against Mariota last year, but Watt usually feasts on Bortles to boost his sack count every time.
>>67238232
Hopkins is still young.
>>67238224
>Texans
>Will Fuller, Nick Martin, DJ Reader
>Will make playoffs and maybe divisional round, might be division leader again if they can at least beat the Colts at home
>Lamar Miller (just guessing cause I ain't got a FUCKING clue)
>Myles Jack, IguessmaybeIdontfuckingknow
>Positions my team still needs and I wish they addressed in the draft
OG, LT, TE, DE
Safety will probably be average at best. Texans have Demps, Hal, and now KJ Killon (who might develop into something) for depth.
Although Crick wasn't great, he was the best the Texans had at that DE spot, and now they have literally whos behind him.
Hopefully Fuller learns to catch with his hands better. He showed signs that he's at least been working on it at the combine and his pro day.
I think Nick Martin will be a good center once he settles into the system.
Braxton Miller might make a good slot receiver in time.
Tyler Ervin could make a decent kick/punt returner if Izzo could finally get special teams to work as a cohesive unit (MAINTAIN LANE INTEGRITY DAMMIT) and block without penalties (for GOD'S SAKE).
DJ Reader could make a suitable replacement for Vince Wilfork if he doesn't go the route of Louis (No Wind) Nix III (what a major disappointment).
If the Texans can find a way to shore up the hole in Crick's absence, and the offense clicks with Osweiler and company, the Texans could be on their way to being playoff contenders, not pretenders.
I really wanted Hunter Henry, though. Fuck you, Chargers.
>>67238617
I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case. Still, kids need to learn that if they enter the social media arena - especially if they plan on being pro athletes - they need to keep a wrap on that shit.
