Last game of a three game series. White Sox somehow are going for the sweep in a place they are statistically horrible at.
Tonight's matchup: Quintana vs Estrada.
First pitch 7:07PM EST.
Pls sox no nd for Q
>>67151879
I hope for it as well, but anything can happen. Like the Sox's crazy start to the season.
Woops catalog didn't refresh. Whatever. Disregard other thread.
Let's go Q.
Go for that sweep
Pls no ND and pls no dinger rain on us
Last time the Sox sweot at Rogers center it was 11 years ago and the place was still known as the Skydome.
>Cubes and Brewers all but PPD
It's gonna be a shitfest tonight. Sorry Toronto.
Sure hope they didn't use all the offense yesterday and leave none for Q
Also dwebb brought up as an 8th bullpen arm most likely due in consideration of tomorrow's game (hint: see who's starting)
>>67152010
>that shitty x
Way half-ass it.
>>67151971
sauce?
>>67151971
>>67152010
Like pottery
>>67152046
I'll go get the noose.
I know its easy to be magnanimous in victory, but it was a pleasure Jays fans. your team is well meme'd all around, things will turn around for you (probably tonight...)
>no Canadian flags
A-are they okay up there?
>>67152105
the casual optimist faggots left leaving the true suffering angry core of the fanbase thats been here for years
>Bulls season over
>Hawks season over
I've been watching baseball every now and then ever since the spring training started. It's not as boring as I remembered it from last year. Time to officially be a sox fan.
/blog
>>67152105
Canadians arent allowed on the internet on Wednesdays
>>67152082
With a lineup like theirs, they should be optimistic about all that offense and dingers. I think I put the Jays as 3 behind the Mariners as my liked teams mostly due to that offensive power lineup.
Who /at the game/?
Listened to Waddle and Jewy today and they literally spent the whole episode dick sucking Arrieta.
>>67152133
What's your favorite anime?
>>67152127
Sounds like us come mid-june usually
>>67152134
How do you explain this guy >>67152127
>>67152136
>implying any of that matters with this bullpen
>>67152139
only the cubs can have a player be accused of using steroids by other MLB players (seriously... whens the last time that happened?) and the lap dog Chicago media just makes the story about what Jake Arrieta has to say about it.
YOU GUYS THINK HE MAY ACTUALLY BE USING STEROIDS? PLAYERS TEND TO BE THE ONES WHO KNOW THESE THINGS.
>>67152139
Fuck him desu sale is better
Time for some first inning Quintana, clench those butts
>>67152170
he'll come face to face with the law soon enough
ESTRADA IS A GANGSTER
>>67152199
Typically it's not Q to worry about. It's after Q and the offense.
>>67152145
recently finished Shigatsu wa Kimi no Uso. Definitely one of my faves since I connected with it in autistic ways I couldn't even imagine that were possible.
>>67152185
nah arrieta is clearly better now but sale probably has better longevity
>>67152185
>sale hasn't thrown a no hitter
>arrieta has 2
>going to be 3 today
>sale is better
This is what delusional Whos """"""""""""""""""""""""""""fans"""""""""""""""""""""""""""" believe
>>67152233
>National league
Sale would have an ERA of 0 (zero) in the NL.
>>67152238
>flag is clearly Canadian
>>67152238
>babby league
Nothing exciting here
reminder estradas going to get lit the fuck up, get pulled by the 4th inning, and the shit bullpen take over and give up 4-6 more runs
>>67152184
I know right, nobody seems to be asking the obvious question here
AT THE GAME
SEriously fags
Email me k.mcray@live,com
I'll buy a strip of ticket up here
>>67152247
good point 2bh
>>67152264
I know we have said this all series, but the Sox have a lot of trouble scoring and fastball/changeup pitchers like Estrada fuck them up doubly so.
>>67152285
With the Jays being in the postseason last year
Fuck.
Always Donaldson, always.
,anyhow, are the ticket prices inflated?
>>67152238
>thinks I'm a whos fan
Anon do you have brain damage by any chance?
we've been cucked out of 5 homeruns in this series
this offense is fucking finished, they had to drop the roids mid cycle after colabottle got busted
Who are the Bears drafting tomorrow?
>>67152307
Just in time
>>67152223
First inning Q is not just a meme, it's a real thing.
lel, I should pick the right image this time
Walk bats... try and goad EE into a GIDP... I''m scared guys
>>67152331
Hopefully someone who could actually play this season
>>67152341
Oh shit.
Q pls
He gone.
>>67152139
Why am I not surprised.
Only person I like listening to once in a while that's not a delusional Cubes fan is Kap.
Carm and Jurko say some really stupid shit, but at least it's entertaining. I can't stand Waddle. He just comes off as an elitist scumbag and oftentimes shows it.
>bautistas eye for the zone fading
>no defense
>no dingers in ages
BUT MUH 150 SEPTILLION
Does anyone have a stream theyd be willing to share?
>>67152331
I still believe in Devin White.
>>67152331
The bears have the weakest SoS of any team next year. If they don't make the playoffs, I don't even anymore.
>>67152360
if you want to hate yourself you can listen to WSCR giggle about Theo's penis like little grills
PHEEEW. Through the first part of the meat grinder... For now...
donaldson is eventually going to be our only source of offense and hes gonna be traded for shit prospects that wont pan out by shajewro
give me one reason why i shouldnt get the fucking noose right now
>>67152360
>Kap
>not a delusional Cubes fan
What?
>>67152360
Carm and Jurko are GOAT in my opinion. Kap is okay but he's full of himself sometimes. But at least he can take the banter.
Nice job Q, you're gonna have to do it again pretty soon. Just make it past those monsters three times and we should be OK
>>67152387
670 is dead to me after the Sox jumped stations.
>>67152377
Just google reddit mlb streams
>>67152320
My tickets up here were $16
Apparently the prices are dynamic so it depends on the team
I'm patrician as fuck, I'd drop $200 on my /sp/ bros
>>67152411
>one reason
SOON
Haha Fraz!
Cancel postgame show
>>67152411
if you're looking for prospects who wont pan out and are willing to give up studs like Bats or Donaldson I can interest you in a littany of shitty White Sox position player prospects who cant draw a walk to save their lives.
>>67152411
The only thing we can look forward to is he has double the salary to work with. I can't imagine he won't spend 120-130 million. Personally I would let Bautista and EE walk. Get younger don't succumb to giving out large contracts to guys of that age. I would rather them give 20 a year to Strasburg opposed to EE.
>>67152483
Maybe the jays can instill some dinger voodoo into Hawkins and Davidson and use them.
lawries my pick to click desu
>>67152433
Still Tulo to come
Freaking jays lineup man
Come on blaw
>>67152491
why do you think rogers hired him in the first place? So he can cut costs and lower the payroll and maximize profit, shapiro can keep this shit team at barely .500 with 80 million.
>>67152415
pretty much this: >>67152433. He can have a giant ego at times, but he can be objective, unlike some other radio hosts. I feel it's like listening to a decent Cubs fan who doesn't have his head up his ass.
Is anyone else going to Draft Town?
Down town has been an unbearable clusterfuck, but I'm thinking it might be worth checking out for the experience
Stream anywhere?
>Blegh
Fuck was that shit?
Lawrie is wayyyy too eager this series. Swinging at literally everything
>>67152544
>going outside and interacting with others
'no'
>shitstrada is now shit
wow we literally are going to finish with less than 75 wins
>>67152537
>tulo
>good
do you all just perennially live in the past?
>avishit
>>67152562
Idk about now but he was always like that in Toronto. He's not one for walking or taking pitches.
>>67152562
this is by far the worst he's looked... dont ever let him back in Canada
>>67152565
Just get lost in the crowd.
It's been funny seeing all these huge black guys in designer suits walking around, though.
>>67152565
My gf doesn't want to go either.
>>67152537
Tulo is special needs retard
Whatre these mouth pieces the players are wearing?
>>67152575
I remember too vivdly the blue jays front 6 and even end third murdering the fuck out of balls.
>>67152580
He's been very patient and methodical until this series
>>67152614
Mouth pieces laced with amphetamines
>>67152614
mouthguards are #1 concussion prevention tool
PLEASE COME TO A GAME WITH ME
[email protected]
Already got most of my work out of the way for the week, I'm off today: already a 6 pack deep, having an italian combo to satisfy my drunk hunger, and the Sox are in first place.
I can't imagine a better day.
Who are the best Chicago sports radio guys?
>>67152668
Grobber
>pitching around tuloshitzki
>not just giving him a straight fastball to groundout on
Q pls
I actually like the pick up of Dominguez. Hes still young and if he's shit whatever.
Thank you, Eaton
Thank you Spanky
What region is baseball most popular?
based eaton
>>67152715
looking on his past season you can see why he was just waived but he was almost too terrible, hes gotta have something salvageable and this shit team isnt going to sign anyone good so reclamation projects are all we have
>>67152725
'Murica and Japan
Based Eaton
Was that WP more on Q or dio?
>>67152739
I mean what region of the US.
Eaton has activated a new mode for RF defense
>>67152725
Latin America
>>67152734
Yeah but hes a low risk high reward type of player. Those are exactly who EE and Bautista are. If he's shit it means nothing.
>>67152757
>like 3 meme islands and venezuela
>>67152725
Caribbean, USA, Japan
>>67152751
california
He gone. One more, strandim right there Q!
>>67152668
EDDIE AND JOBO
holy shit this lineup is brutal with Martin in it... there's no way Q gets through it 3 times with no runs allowed.
>>67152668
call me crazy, but I actually really like Ed and DJ
Pillar in case you forgot you need to actually swing the bat.
Based
>>67152770
>meme islands
what did he mean by this?
>>67152785
Thole at least got a hit
He gone!
Gj Q.
Regret not having gotten beer earlier
>>67152785
are you just mocking us now you fuckboy?
>Cubs ads
Haram
SPEAKING OF CRANBERRIES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts
>>67152815
ill pick some up for u wut do u need?
>>67152870
There's this new laguntias called lucky 13 or something like that with 8.8 abv.
A 6er will do.
>>67152870
Green Line please
>Hawk back in the booth next game.
damn
Goins dead
>>67152974
Hawks and Danks
What a spectacular combo
GROINS!
Any of you Sox bros play wahrhammer 40k table top?
>pic related, my hawkshroud imperial knight
>>67153014
i thought we dropped danks for some random mexican
Please guys
>>67153032
They sent him back down.
Rollins has been good offensively but his fielding is starting to become a problem.
>>67153046
thats what your mom does
>>67153074
Rekt
Let's go bat flip man
Q pls
>muh 150 trillion
He gone.
Le strike out man
I like the mics in toronto desu
I literally committed an act of war against Canada once. AMA
>>67153174
did you pee on some maple syrup
>>67153174
How do you mean?
>>67153187
Nope.
>>67153174
did they apologize for you committing an act of war agianst them?
This lineup is fucking depressing sometimes.
I was thinking about getting a MLB TV subscription. Is it worth it? I find it pointless to pay for cable when the only thing i watch is baseball. it's 100$ for the season which is not that bad and i could watch other games when the blue jays suck lol
Nice Q
neat
Hey guys I'm busy jacking off what am I missing? Who's winning
?
Unironically said thanks senpai to the guy I walked past
>>67153221
I love it its great. Are you student? Military (does Canada even have a military lel)?
It cost me $60 because I'm a useless college student
>RISP
>>67153230
We all are for being able to experience the pleasures of the game
>>67153199
I was in the US Coast Guard stationed near Canada on the Great Lakes. We chased a Canadian drug runner back to Canadian soul. We didn't have authorization, but we followed him onto Canadian soil with our guns drawn.
Me, as a member of the US military, illegally entered Canada ready to shoot down a Canadian citizen.
>>67153230
we are losing by default
im gonna go watch arrieta pitch his second no hitter of the season but il be back to watch our bullpen implode
>Q is our new strikeout pitcher
feels like he's way overdue for a ND though, three straight starts without one
>its a white sox channel the ghost of joe crede and pop everything up episode.
>>67153174
Insulted the queen?
I was told there'd be no #SoxMath.
>>67153369
estradas one of the best pop up pitchers in the league and he has the favour of the BABIP gods
just fucking stifle yourself untill the 7th inning when our bullpen comes in to fuck us
So many of you Sox bros are anime fags, but none of you like 40k?
>>67153394
If he even makes it that far.
>>67153385
The man on the internetz lied to you.
>feeling his shoulder
HAHAHAHAHAHA WE 70 WINS NOW
>Estrada will be kill
>>67153403
I'm actually a normalfag and I feel left out here ;_;
>>67153424
im a normie too but I saved some sox anime to post after wins becuase its just what we do i guess
Is Benetti the biggest memester in sports broadcasting?
>>67153424
>tfw not a normalfag or a weeb
>>67153424
You should never feel alone when it comes to coping with the Sox, Sox GD threads are usually group therapy, though so far this year things are pretty great.
>>67153465
In the best way
COME TO A GAME WITH ME!
[email protected]! It's on me!>>67153466
>>67153424
If you value your happy, pleasant life, leave while you still can. This place will corrupt you. Save yourself.
>>67153466
what are you then anon?
>pop outs
MY EARS RUSS
He gone
7 Ks for Q wow
Get him some runs come on!
Based Quintana
>>67153424
IRL you wouldn't know I like anime since I never bring it up. I only talk about it if someone asks me about it and it's only close friends that know about it.
>>67153495
I want to see Sale-Q-Rodon-Latos in the playoffs sooooo badly. I really hope the Sox keep this up.
Time to wake up bats.... Please don't let last two days be a fluke...
>>67153481
nobody wants borderline nosebleeds famalam
wait till the allstar break when we are 15 games behind with no hope of playoffs and we can get good seats for dirt cheap
il sneak in some vodka in and we can yell at the players and tell them how shit they are
>>67153532
>getting hits off dickey
>a fluke
>>67153532
sorry to tell you but it is, you will have to deal with reality after this series
>>67153484
Just a neet i guess.
>>67153552
we also got some runs off your gas can bullpen too, give us a little credit.
>>67153540
you can smoke darts on the ramps too
wew
>>67153565
What did you do to cope/pass the time the past few seasons?
Cubs game rained out. So I came to watch the Sox shit the bed against the only Canadian team left.
This place is still called the Skydome, right?
>>67153565
What do you do with all that free time?
>Bort still as dimed as ever
Brings a tear to my eyes
>This ump's strike zone
What?
Electronic umps when
>>67153615
>he thinks we are good
>he thinks the sox wont easily put up 6 on this bullpen
>>67153589
you canadabros should come down to the cell for a daygame on a weekday sometime. you basically just chill up in the 500's for $7 USD and get fucked up with some union guys getting wasted on their """lunch break""". ive always maintained that a sox game is the most genuine Chicago experience an out-of-towner can have.
>>67153628
Never hopefully.
>>67153540
Dude I'll pay I don't give a Fuck
>>67153618
>>67153612
crack
>>67153618
>>67153612
Drink and play vidya. Used to smoke too but had to quit because anxiety issues.
>>67153639
>implying you'll need the bullpen
Lawrie is still a loose cannon I see.
>>67153649
are you going to ambush me and sell me into a sex trafficking ring
Why does everyone on the Sox wear those faggy sports glasses.
>>67153656
what are you going to do when your money provider runs out?
>>67153641
I sat next to a Blue Jays fan last year at the Cell during a Sox Jays game. He had top quality bantz without sounding like an asshole. 10/10 would sit next to again.
>>67153657
>he also thinks we score runs
Based Hit Pillar
>>67153708
>he doesn't know that Q gives up exactly 2 runs a game
Lawrie looks like a wigga tbqh
>>67153690
Probably work at a burger king and study. Not looking forward to it but I'll have to do it eventually anyway.
>>67153680
This is me
>>67153761
Sean?
>>67153732
>he thinks we score runs on anyone
look unless he hangs 2 fastballs to JD in back to back at bats for a solo dinger we arent scoring
>>67153743
I started my post college career from networking with a girl I met off of tinder lol
>>67153732
Coach Q is pitching now?
Haven't the White Sox ruined the blackhawks enough this season?
>>67153782
>3rd most runs scored in the league
>>67153808
go away chad
>>67153808
please bandwagon the cubs instead
>>67153811
The league is shit tho
>>67153811
small sample size
groundout incoming btw
>>67153743
At least that's a start. Git Gud and make yourself better off. Best of luck to you.
>>67153790
>try tinder for 2 years
>0 matches
And nothing of value was lost.
Based >RISP man at the plate
>>67153778
No Harrison
Plz tho I'll buy a strip of tickets
Do you guys think Burly will wear a jays cap into the hall?
even you morose canadian faggots can admit Donaldson is a fucking monster
>>67153641
I've always had this image of White Sox fans being iron workers/steel factory types just enjoying baseball. I have family who used to live near Kilbourn Park and they are always fun.
>>67153839
Thanks fampai
>>67153862
Meh. He's too streaky for my liking
>>67153861
no chance
>>67153862
too bad hes gone by the trade deadline for some shit no future prospects
>>67153871
its a little bit of everything, but generally yea its skews pretty blue collar.
QQQ
QQQ
QQQ
>>67153861
no fucking way
JUST FUCKING CHUCK'M BOYS, EVERYTHING IS A STRIKE!
>bautista becoming a strikeout machine
Surprised Jose isn't arguing against that, this ump has been shit all night for both teams
>>67153861
I don't even think he'll be in the hall as much as I want him to be.
fucking mlbtv always trying to rob me of 10 extra seconds when it's already a minute slow
gotta reclick live every time it gets back from commercials
>>67153761
man Q is dealing tonight. I feel so bad because I keep nodding off into some micro sleep during this awesome pitching performance.
i can't even stay awake to build an easy damn box of devastators.
too much beer and italian beef today
>>67153906
MUH 150 GORILLIAN
>>67153910
>implying jose cares anymore
>>67153906
When do we trade for him?
>>67153910
why would he argue when he got a strikeout
>>67153861
>buehrle
>in the hall
A man can dream
>>67153906
Fucking swings at garbage and just watches pitches right down the middle
>>67153947
I guarantee you Kenny has been bothering Jewpiro about him for months
He gone
Based Q
>>67153969
thats been our entire lineup other than JD
i hope he chews them out publicly at some point before hes traded
>>67153839
>54 matches
>0 dates
sure it boosts my confidence but that's as far as it goes
>>67153984
How's your farm system? Well take a young pitching prospect please.
>>67153861
The Sox deserve to sweep the season series vs you guys for not getting him through his 200th inning last year.
>>67153935
>tfw lost all my catachan jungle fighters when I moved
I mowed lawns like a bitch to afford them and the paint
>>67153947
>LaRoche money coming into play
Oh shit.
>>67154016
Come on man. That was his own fault.
>>67154016
did you even watch him, he was completely gone and getting fucking shelled
>>67154006
our farm is pretty bad we have 3 picks in the top 50 this year that are supposed to rescue it from these depths of uselessness.
gibbons is going to get estrada TJ'd over some game in April.... I thought Robin was bad...
>>67154016
He lost us that game - a pretty important game.
>>67154016
He was gassed as fuck at the end of the season. He had zero left in the tank.
>>67153935
>I keep nodding off into some micro sleep
iktf
i've slept for like 20 minutes 3 times now.
>>67154059
hes the only good pitcher we have, what do you want him to do?
abrooooo
pls
>>67154042
>all the picks become Mitchell tier
>>67154084
if hes your only good pitcher it probably isnt a good idea to keep trotting him out there as he clasps his shoulder in pain between innings
>>67153935
>>67154024
Oh god AoD is so fucking broken. Why has 40k gone from a space fantasy with space marines as the centre-piece to just being "Here's 24 kinds of space marines and some enemies for them to fight"?
>abroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Thank god shitpiro didn't get rid of Estrada
>>67154059
Its his shoulder not the elbow.
EATON
A
T
O
N
Fuck my bitch, eaton
>>67154024
That's a literal tragedy, I've only ever once played against an IG guy running a full catachan army and I almost wanted to let him win for being such a badass.
>>67154061
>>67154067
>>67154033
>>67154032
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/TBA/TBA201510040.shtml
I wasn't watching live, but it looks like the defense shit the bed pretty hard even though it didn't look like he had his best stuff that day.
>>67154115
>pic related
I'm running this fromation in an apoc game next week.
>Eaton
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK YEAH
Hey nerds guess what? I just got 2 new matches on tinder.
>tfw not even a chad thunder cock
also
>based eaton
Eaton is out of control in the field this year.
im literally fully erect in anticipation i cant wait for this shit bullpen to get absolutely fucking shelled and get swept
Are the jays tanking for baseball Mcjesus?
>>67154175
That's thematic and appropriate for Apoc though. (Personally not a fan of Apoc, but w/e) It's things like Skyhammer Annihilation Force that are fucking retardedly OP
What inning was that navarro tongue lick
>Gibby about to be tossed
I didn't catch that. Was that a good pitch or not?
>>67154240
given that you're calling it thematic I'm guessing you've read The Fall of Damnos
that book gave me a huge hardon for Sicarius.
throw strikes Q
based martin already working on getting his ba and OBP back under .100
Q is doing great tonight lads
russell "strikeout" martin
>martin
>>67154346
But as usual, he's not getting shit for offensive support
>>67154346
*did great
He's done, they aren't letting these guys go too far over 100 in April
>>67154295
Actually no, I haven't read any novels or fluff outside of some codexes and some of the main rulebooks over the years (Got in right at the end of 4th ed). I meant thematic for Apocalypse because that many drop pods all at once is very Apoc.
>10 Ks for Q
And the eventual ND to boot.
>>67154374
You can thank estrada for that
can you imagine a world where Q gets run support
Blue Jays 2nd in the majors in strikeouts, not far behind the Houston "regress to the mean" Astros
Fire sale when? Real talk, I could see the fire sale meme become a reality by the all star break.
tulo and martin both making sure their contracts are unmovable and forcing rojewrs to pay out every penny
>>67154016
>>67154421
Oy vey
>>67154415
Yeah its starting to look more and more likely as the season progresses. But the strikeouts aren't what worry me. The cubs and astros led the majors lastyear in strikeouts and they still were good teams. It's this fucking bullpen that worries me.
>>67154415
we arent joking though, martin and tulo are unmoveable with their contracts and how shit they are
and im holding out hope joey and edwin dont waive their 10/5 rights and dont give anything to jewpiro and rogers to work with
>>67154385
ahh, well if you ever get the itch to read a 40k book, that's one that I like and is generally fa/tg/uy approved. the latest apoc rule book did a pretty good job of trying to explain to the autists in the forward that apoc shouldn't be taken too seriously and to be played for fun and craziness.
it's a good thing the sox have been good becuase there's no good anime this season
>melky safe on an obvious double play
wat
>when the announcer says "real baseball fans like pitcher duels"
Is it just me or does Bort look skinnier, less roided out than he used to
>>67154506
Macross Delta is "fun."
>>67154506
>DiU isn't good
No Sir
>>67154515
Pitching duels are pretty based in October or the later parts of the season. Not in fucking April. I just wanna see bombs.
>>67153831
Good idea, the Cubs are going to win the World Series this year anyway.
>>67154261
>risking getting ejected arguing balls and strikes with a clearly blind ump
>>67154515
True that
>>67154535
Get out of here, pitchers duels are the best games, it doesn't matter what time of year it is
>>67154532
It doesn't get interesting until Rohan shows up though. Hell, the only half decent fight is Highway Star until Kira shows up.
>>67154561
that's what I did to some cubes fan's mom last night m8
>when the jays shit bullpen starts the 8th and chi gets 10 runs in the last 2 innings
Avi???
>>67154588
Pearl Jam and The Lock are both interesting but for the most part yeah I agree. Still its good right now.
>avishit
>>67154612
the ump is a fag and estradas losing it, he'll load the bases and then the bullpen will blow it
Navi, guide us
the jays bullpen only has osuna
if he's unavailable they should just forfeit
Wtf shit cunt avi barf
Fucker
>pitch count
Nice meme
euthanize avi
we dont deserve estrada
>>67154622
>Pearl Jam
That too.
FUCK YEAH NAVARRO
>>67154677
>pitch count is a meme
>IT
>WAS
>0
>-
>0
D I O
WRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY
>one strike away
THE BETRAYAL
D I O
fuck yeah navarro
tfw neckbeard styles on you with triple
>Shitpiro kept Martin instead of Donuts
Et-tu, Donuts? ;_;
Why m8? We loved you ;_;
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? >jays
>JAYS
>Let him finish it
Bravo Gibby
>didnt resign navarro
>stuck with martins albatross with a worse bat than most pitchers in the NL
DIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOO
WRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
DSNB
Miss me yet?
>pillar looking like a fool trying to play his position
Don't think he'll be getting that gold glove with plays like that
seventh inning offense strikes again
>Q not in line for a ND
>>67154775
THANK YOU ROGERS
This is now a jojo thread
AJAX
>>67154750
Did we though? As far as I remember, he wasn't that good when he was here.
>>67154755
this is why he left him in
thank fuck i still have 20 beers
AJAX BABY RUNS RUNS RUNS
>Sox doing all their damage in the 7th again
I can't get used to this.
OK I'M DONE
LET ME KNOW WHEN THE GAYS ARE .500 AGAIN
FUCK YOU UMP
EAT SHIT YOU GODDAMN CUNT
I ain't even mad. Good job donuts. Good job white sox. Beat the Roylels for us as we fade back into irrelevance.
what the *bleep* is this team doing right now
>>67154828
See you in 5 years
CHIMP OUT
CHIMP OUT
WEW LAD
E
W
L
A
D
wait wat
>>67154795
yare yare daze
LOL SAW IT COMING
FUCK THIS FUCK YOU FUCK THAT FUCK ME FUCK THIS GAME FUCK THIS TEAM FUCK THIS COUNTRY
t. John Gibbons
GIVE EM HELL, GIBBY
>Daniel Webb called up
Why wasn't he already up? He was the most consistent bullpen pitcher these past two years.
>>67154828
gonna have to wait for the rebuild
Gibbons gone mental
BASED GIBBY
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TOSS ME AGAIN??
i fucking knew chavez would give up the guy at 3rd. fuck his bullpen is shit...and now gibby is gone.
Fucking drill somebody
>>67154896
why? the who's aren't to blame for the ump
Who let this kid become an umpire?
He looks and behaves like he's 12
Home plate ump is such a lanky little turd. He looks like he's 18 years old.
>>67154896
drill these fucking shit pitchers
>another game where we need multiple relievers to escape an inning with 2 outs
Is this true lads?
LITERALLY WHY CAN'T THEY JUST GET ONE FUCKING OUT
>Chavez
Can this bullpen go fucking die
>>67154919
>we
>>67154910
Drill the ump
>>67154910
Nothing personal to Donuts but next time he's up I still want to see him get a fastball to the gut.
Say it with me folks. Blue Jays new manager Eric Wedge.
>4 years of hendriks for 1 year of chavez
BRAVO MARK
>drunk on a wednesday
>jays
>>67154924
More like the Sox threads themselves.
>>67154948
Fuck you bitch I hope a bullet hits you in the gut. Nothing personal.
>>67154957
Its all part of jewpiros plan
>>67154957
That's a fucking death sentence
>>67154982
>not being drunk on a wednesday
>>67154973
hendriks is shitting the bed too
inb4 chi bullpen gets literally shelled
20 runs in the bottom 8, wait for it
>>67154948
>blaming Donuts
>not blaming shitpiro
>>67154973
>Hendriks
>not complete shit
He would have the worst ERA in this joke of a bullpen. He's over 8 already in a pitchers park.
DA SOXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>67155004
We are seriously fucking due for a bullpen implosion.
>duke
why
>>67154983
is there a single sox fan here who isn't an alcoholic or weeaboo?
>>67155005
>always blaming the suits and never the players
They don't play the fucking game. Donuts is fat enough he'd live.
>>67154983
If they keep this up, they'll catch a bandwagon, or at least shitposters, who'll ruin these threads.
conflicting feel 2bh
>>67154957
Real talk, you know Shapiro is just dying to fire everyone on the current staff and bring in his own guys. If the jays keep it up, he'll have his way by the end of June.
>>67154986
Thanks you too faggot fight me bitch
Who's the bigger Jew? Shapiro or Reinsdorf?
>Tepera back
Can the bullpen get any worse?
>>67155043
Fuck do it sooner. I can't take 2 more months of this shit. It's depressing as fuck.
>>67154992
>>67154993
>>67155043
We another 20 years without a playoff appearance now
>>67155003
>>67155019
he has 4 more years of control and has hope of somewhat improving
chavez is getting DFA'd and leaving in the winter
0/60000 RISP
We deserve to lose
>>67155040
Hence I was trying to ask you guys for a contingency plan since we can only do so much to buzz them away.
>>67155079
That's why Bort should get plunked at least
>>67155100
we should just start posting in a different team's game thread. confuse the shit out of people.
>>67155079
lol he flies unrealistically like in a videogame or something
whysogs elite?????
>>67155087
Hendriks will be dfa'd too. He was an obvious one year wonder. Been shit his entire career. There's a reason we could only get Chavez for him.
>>67155079
this looks so photoshopped
>>67155095
this. I hate the bullpen but the offense has been consistently bad.
HOW MANY RUNS WILL CHI SCORE IN THE 8TH?
LESS THAN 5
MORE THAN 5
PLACE YOUR BETS
I guess the who's sweeping the rags wasn't a meme. This team is actually pretty legit. Everyone talks about Cleveland having the best rotation in the AL but I'm not sure that's true. The who's might be.
>>67155100
If you really want to be autistic about it then move the threads to another forum like eight Chan or something
>>67155120
>Sox fans start posting in Cubes threads
I can only imagine the asspain that's gonna cause.
What else ya got. I like your idea thus far.
>>67155156
>you now remember sports chan
>7 era in triple A
hahahah HOLY FUCKING SHIT
this is how fucking terrible we are
>>67155154
guys stop dont make me believe i dont wanna be hurt
>>67155146
At least 12
>>67155083
I honestly think this is what is going to happen. Unless some big FA signings happen
>>67155120
kek Rbo should start a "cricket thread" and real Sox fans will recognize his name
>>67155146
I say less than 5 m8
more than enough to beat the Jays
>>67155146
Gonna go with the push and say 5 on the dot
Finally a solid hit from abreu
>>67155154
No. Not until this team clinches a playoff spot will I think they're legit. I won't fall for that trick again
>>67155183
Well if there's one thing that's for sure with this team is the pitching. Your offense might shit the bed but it doesn't really matter when your pitchers are throwing up zeros.
>>67155196
imagebro pls no more
>>67155187
He looks like a horse walking into a glue factory
>>67155231
no more what?
>Gibby intentionally trying to get all of the relievers to have ERAs over 20 so they all get shot
I want every faggot that said the blue jays didn't need pitching to just die
>>67155196
>tfw someone is taking my schtick
feels weird man, nice one though
>>67155277
send rogers and le jew an kindly worded email asking them why they thought it was okay to trawl the bottom of the barrel for bullpen relievers and not increase the payroll at all after getting this shit team to the postseason for the first time in over 2 decades
>>67155277
I don't know if anyone who said this wasn't just meming. Their starting pitching has been good though anon. I don't have many complaints about the starters other than Dickey being Dickey. If the bullpen was only half as bad this team would be 13-9.
>le speedy roid man
>>67155290
>>tfw someone is taking my schtick
what did anon mean by this?
Avi dinger pls
>>67155360
if robin puts webb in a 3 run game im killing myself
>>67155338
they arent, sanchez got lucky his first starts i cant believe anyone can think he can be a starter with 1 fucking pitch, dickey is shit, happ estrada and stroman are good and stromans ceiling is solid #2 at best
RUN IT UP
.gif that attempt
end it
>>67155379
I understand the doubt with sanchez but you need to give him a chance. The reason he throws so many heaters is because he's the most confident with it. He's only 23 years old he will learn and mature. If he can improve his change/curve he'll be legit.
Wow I didn't know tonight was Autism Awareness Night! So great to know the Jays care!
INSURANCE
>>67155321
They were too busy raising ticket prices to remember to raise payroll
>>67155458
April is autism awareness month anon
>but the Jays don't need pitching! The offense can score 7 runs any given night! AL East champions LOL!
>>67155481
>insurance
for what?
Nice Rollins
Do it old man!!!!!
>>67155567
>>67155569
Pottery.
NASTY NATE
>>67155567
>>67155569
Oy vey
>>67155569
hold me anon. Fuck the jew poster
>>67155574
Game's not over until the final out is recorded. Sox always fuck up when you least expect them to.
damn nate went right through the heart of that Blue Jays order
>>67155647
its past the 7th inning this game is fucking over, enjoy your shutout
ITS FLOYD!
I didn't even care about the score, it was nice going with a friend
>>67155647
>least
Why did Gibby get thrown out? Missed it
>>67155692
he lost it at the umps who have been pretty bad today for both teams.
Based Jackson
literally one person in our entire bullpen that can get strikeouts
im not even exaggerating
sox are gonna keep scoring i guess
>>67155567
>>67155569
Ultra kek
Gavin is such a shitty white boi name
So Soxbros. How do you deal with the fact that the inevitable crushing reality will doom us?
>>67155756
By remembering that we lived through and still vividly remember 07, 09, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15
>>67155756
I try to believe a little more each day.
>>67155756
Enjoy the moment
>no russian gf
>>67155756
If they hit .500, there is no crushing reality.
Josavior pls get him in
>all 3 way out of zone
>0-2
Damn it abroo
STOP SWINGING ON SHIT PITCHES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67155793
Eastren yuro women have the best genes. I know a Polish girl and a Ukranian girl who are both absolutely smoking.
Oh well, 4 run should be enough...
Who pitches though?
>>67155856
Petricka, keep Robertson warming.
Groundout
Strike Out
Strike Out
rally now?
>>67155855
Dont fuck it up.
>>67155862
>ground out
I don't appreciate your optimism
the thing that really hurts is knowing we are going to blow it up and rebuild with a shit GM that cant identify talent at all, he made 1 good trade and the indians were shit untill he got moved up to VP and they took away most of his day to day duties, at least with AA we knew he could bring in talent and our shit seasons would amount to something, now we have to wait 5 or 6 years of more sub .500 seasons before shapiro is shitcanned and we can start an actual rebuild
>>67155856
Oh drob. And he doesn't have to face the heart of their order. Finish them!
im going with something new
>walk
>SO
>SO
>GO
>>67155886
If there's one thing shitpiro is good at, it's identifying good pitching. He's produced some elite pitchers in Cleveland over his tenure.
>>67155756
ZIPS has us as favorite to win the division lad.
>>67155909
no he didnt, indians current pitchers were drafted when he was an executive and had no drafting power
>>67155918
They said the same in 2011. We all know how that went.
He gone!
>>67155907
kinda close maybe I guess
>>67155926
>he thinks he had no say in it
>nurse coming out
Expected Webb, but this'll do.
500 posts again, jesus
gg
remember us before we all kill ourselves soxbros
REMEMBER US
Dat knuckle curve tho
One more!
I came into this series thinking Jays fans were meme spouting faggots. But they're not. Did I get double reverse memed by /mlb/?
Had fun during the sweep Jaybros. Better luck in your next outings
>>67155926
>executives have no drafting power
damn nigga u stupid as fuck
>>67155958
gg Blue jays anons
keep this for your troubles
>>67155951
he didnt you dweeb he had no day to day or GM duties in his final years because even cleveland was sick of his shit
OVAH
only 14% through the season bros
Raps aer losing on Friday too.
Dwayne Casey is an idiot. He's motivating the team by making them watch the first 3 quarters of game 5. He literally makes them watch only their worst performances, rather than hype them up on their best performances. Casey is an moron.
But he's no Jew. 2016 is going to be a disappointing year for Jays fans.
FUCK THIS TEAM REEEEEEE
gg sox
GG Jays
>>67155980
People shitpost way more in /mlb/ in general. Several teams have one or two guys that make everyone look bad.
THIS BALLGAME IS FUCKING OVAVAVAVAAV SWEEEEEP
HE GONE!
WINNAH!
SWEEEEEP!
gg jays
FIRST SWEEP IN TORONTO SINCE 2005!
Holy shit
TEN OVER .500
Danks tomorrow, let's see if he rains on this parade
>Sox sweep 3 teams in a month
IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE DAMMIT
NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE
>Sox have the best record in the majors
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
alright now lets sweep the 3 best offenses in the league back to back to back
>danks tomorrow
oh, nevermind
>0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0
>13 K's
>swept at home for first time in 2 years
IT'S STILL EARLY THREE AND A HALF GAMES AWAY IN A WEAK DIVISION HAHA HAHA FUCK YOU
>>67155980
>falling for the stankee and red cucks propaganda
>>67156013
Sox win post anime!
>>67155958
gg jaysbros it'll get better
IN UR FACE CANADA
>>67155991
m8 the executives call the shots and direct the rest of the organization. They tell the scouts and GM the kinds of players they should be targeting.
>>67156043
DONT QUESTION IT JUST POST ANIME
Oh look Samardzija won again...
Would they still trade Sanchez and Stroman now?
>>67156064
it literally wont though, you realize ive been here for years with this shit team right
>>67155958
Maybe it's our pitching? You'll be back and dingering in no time. Hopefully against our division opponents.
>>67155980
Its bullshit desu. It's /hoc/ flooding /mlb/ with shit posts.
>it's still early
one last dead man for this meme phrase
IS IT TOO LATE NOW TO SAY SARRY
>>67156013
>Iowa coming to KanColle
inb4 Shiplocking up the ass. Spring Event is gonna be brutal, but I hope for the best.
ONTO BALTIMORE
DONT STOP NOW BOYS
>Danks
Oh.
>>67156167
It was fun while it lasted
I'll be rooting for you Sox
I hope Jays end up last in the AL
You GTA mother fuckers
I'm buying 10 tickets for 2 weeks from now
Posting a meeting spot
Fuck you all
gg Toronto
See you guys at our place in 2 months.
>>67156235
love you breh
appreciate your enthusiasm i might join you one of these days if i dont kill myself for a combination of baseball and non baseball related reasons
Holy fuck guys when was the last time we were TEN GAMES over .500?
I know it's April and shit but WOW
>>67156204
I was rooting for you Jays last year in the ALCS, sadly you got cucked by that fat literal neckbeard in KC : (
Fuck the Royals, we need to stomp them to affirm domination of this division, though somehow we dont have our first game vs them until the end of next month.
>>67156293
WATCH GAMES WITH ME!
>>67156308
2012 right???? But I never believed that team, this one is different...
If you're a Sox bro and don't like anime, post 40k instead !
>based sicarius
>>67156308
It's crazy that the Sox are doing this well WHILE abroo is completely broken. This is unreal.
Imagine what happens when he comes back. Abroo please come back.
>>67156401
What? The 2012 team was never 10 over .500 at any point in the season. They did win 85 and miss the postseason but after 13,14,15 i'd kill for that again.
YES! Winnah!
>>67156473
Actually they were 16 over .500 that season for a high water mark, but yeah...
>>67156550
Oh shit. Wow.
Wow.
ebj made the alcs last year
Mfw
>>67158044
>Blood Ravens nice
I'm getting the urge to replay the Chaos Rising campaign and go full Corruption since the last time I played I went full Purity.
>here's a pic of my black templar bros finishing up the last of a big DE/CSM group in an assault.
>>67158180
Pretty cool