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STL:G Brian Elliott stars for Blues in Game 7 win
STL:Troy Brouwer's winner eliminates Blackhawks
NAS:James Neal gets 2 points; Preds extend series
NAS:Craig Smith will play in Game 6 on Monday
PHI:Brayden Schenn will have a hearing Tuesday
DET:Datsyuk won't make decision until WHC is over
PIT:Concussion symptoms linger for Pens' Fleury
NAS:Craig Smith could be back in on Monday
NYI:John Tavares sends the Islanders to round 2
DAL:Spezza's four points shoot Stars to 2nd Round
MIN:Spugeon's 2G not enough; Wild's season ends
WAS:Backstrom scores GWG, WSH eliminates PHI in 6
>muh dynasty
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELMAOOOOOOO
>shitcago
>shitcago
JUST
Dallas / St. Louis predictions?
I got Dallas in 7
preds animu girl pls
There is a decent chance a team will get their first cup this season.
>yfw stars win the cup
>Chicago fans unironically think the Blackhawks are a modern day dynasty
>>67114177
Blues in six.
>caps - pongs
>not the real ECF
>>67114177
Blues in 6 tbf
>>67114177
St. Louis lets beating Shitcongo go to their heads, Dallas wins in 5
>>67114177
Someone in 4 hopefully
>>67114209
caps could barely beat the 16th best team in the playoffs
>>67114194
Think the Perds will beat the Quacks?
Roussel breaks Tarasenkos leg in game 1, Stars win the series in 6
Yea, suicide watch for a fanbase who has witnessed 3 cups in the last 6 years.
Hang yourself OP.
What makes blackhawks fans different? I've learned by now that most fanbases act the same when placed in similar situations, but with blawkhawks fans, there's this almost indescribable sheen of autism. It's in the way they use words. The way they quote rules. The way they use insults. It's really is like an aspie trying to mimic his peers to fit in. Despite all their talk of success, they fly off the handle at any criticism as though it may be dire. They can't mitigate any social impulse.
It's like they don't understand the things that make hockey great. The camaraderie. The begrudging respect. The banter. It's all so serious to them. Like a child who delights in the pain of others, they simply don't think the way you and I do. There's something so alien about their posts.
>>67114269
still gay.
>>67114269
enjoy the ban from a NEET
>>67114177
Stars are too meme to win, Blues would have to return to their choking ways for it to even be a close series.
>>67114128
>>67114174
Hawks are gonna start receding faster then Kanes hairline is receding
>>67114303
jesus christ how many times are you going to spam this pasta?
>>67114301
>canadumb reddithawks bandwagoner
>>67114303
They're bandwagoners. They built their identity around winnings so when they get BTFO they can't accept it
>>67114274
I don't think so. Sharks have a lot of momentum after btfo the Kongs.
>bloos-shitcago and craps-flylers were the real ecf and wcf
>they were played on the first round
uhh?
>>67114310
name one thing "meme" about the Stars
>>67114260
They would still beat both Tampa and NYI
>>67114269
>Minnesota scored on average almost 3 goals per game on Dallas
>Minnesota
>the average for the last 4 games was 4 goals
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>trumpcucks
>>67114404
Minnesota is an offensive dynamo
Besides, I don't think the Stars took Minnesota very seriously desu lad, they'll crush the Blues from the get go
>>67114431
holy kek
>>67114438
>Berniefags
>terrorists
Pick both
http://nypost.com/2016/04/24/teen-tweets-bomb-threat-during-trump-rally-is-promptly-arrested/
>>67114463
>offensive dynamo
>scored 1 goal in first 2 games against no defense and finnish goaltending
>>67114463
>Minnesota is an offensive dynamo
>>67114463
don't go full meme
>>67114488
too bad it was only a false threat. kill all fascists
>>67114499
>finnish goaltending
That's the key word there lad, so powerful that even minnesota couldnt crack it first
Whats the deal with the stupid flags?
Seriously?
>>67114463
Binland what are you doing
>>67114463
>Minnesota is an offensive dynamo
>20th in scoring in the regular season
Don't go full meme
>>67114431
I am involved of game entertainment at american airlines center. This was my doing
ask me anything
>>67114527
Fascist doesn't mean "Everyone who disagrees with me" you fucking child. Liberals are today's authoritarians.
>>67114565
I am involved with your mother but I haven't heard from her in two weeks.
How is she doing?
>>67114539
They do that after every win
t. Blues fan
The Pongs vs Craps series will be the best playoffs series of all time.
Mark my words.
>>67114558
>>67114522
>>67114558
>>67114522
so sorry lads I cant make serious posts anymore it's a problem
>>67114607
gay as fuck
>>67114588
>he thinks im a liberal
kek
trump is mussolini lite now please fuck off to your /pol/ hugbox
>>67114622
finland pls
>>67114597
she died back in 2013 but its nice that you visit her grave anon
thanks for that
>>67114622
It's alright, Pekka.
Ps. Nice one answering a set of dubs with the same set of dubs
Does it get any more classy than this?
>>67114626
Well it gives the ice girls something to do
Minnesota scored 4 goals in game six and brought the 1vs 8 series to 6 games. Minnesota was missing their top 2 goal scorers in the regular season. Granted Seguin only played one game, but Benn still had a point in every game. Dallas scored a fluke goal in each of the last 4 games.
Dallas is going to get anally annihilated in 5 games.
>>67114642
No problem, anon. She was a sweet lady.
Is there anyone here right now who knows more about hockey than me? Keep in mind I am second place on the /sp/ bracket challenge.
I will only discuss this sport with top ten placing bracket holders fyi
>>67114646
*tips fedora*
>>67114651
This desu.
Dallas woulda lost games two and six if not for refpuck
They'll get bombed by the blues
>>67114619
Not if the Craps play like they did against the Cryers. They'll be BTFO by the Pongs
>>67114646
They're bros from russia. Tarasenko tried to get the Blues to sign Panarin before
> Stors
> Finnish memes for goalies
> Wasting a line spot on a frog goon
Bring on the 2nd round Dullass
>>67114646
Classy, sure. But it doesn't stand out in any way. It's just a handshake and a hug between two friends.
how many canadian team made it past the first round?
>>67114687
>stealing avs girl
Disgusting anon
>>67114647
Before they go and bang the team?
>>67114657
I'll take this as a no. I guess you guys are a bunch of casuals. Let me know if some guys that know the game show up, faggots
>>67114800
I'll let you know if they ever develop a cure for autism tbqh
>>67114194
washington
st louis
san jose
----maybe---- preds
>>67114197
>stars
>out of the second round
>>67114839
t. casual
>>67114862
I thought the hoc dog was kill as a meme.
>>67114723
My friend dated a >kongs ice girl once. She was really hot but she was also an insane, cokefiend pill popper.
One time her and my friend got into a pretty intense argument while we were at a bonfire. She screamed "I can't believe I stopped fucking Drew to be with a pothead loser like you!" so I guess my friend cucked Drew Doughty.
>>67114657
>picking a bracket based on logic and not memes
where do you think you are
>>67114899
all memes are slowly dying. I'm trying my best to keep them alive
>>67114906
The fuck? Grabbing some popcorn now, tell me moar.
>>67114572
That Chatot is my favorite thing about this image
>>67114372
Can you just not read?
Also sharks had momentum it is now wasted because ducks/perds went all the way to 7.
>>67114949
Apparently I'm illiterate. Ducks will win and the Sharks will beat them.
>>67114572
>put me in the collage
That was you wasn't it?
>>67114269
Wtf is that two dudes? Why would you post that
>>67114906
>kongs
>>67115050
Most Dallas fans and residents are blatant homosexuals. Dallas is one of the gayest cities in the US, not even joking.
>>67114999
Ducks win then beat shorks in 7 as well in go on to win the cup playing 7 games every round and winning them all in Anaheim destroying the curse.
As long as neither the Penguins or Capitals win I'm good
>>67114572
>actually putting the beggar in
>tfw Pens going to sweep the Crapitols this year
>>67115050
Just brotherly love on display, calm down Andrew Shaw
huomenta
>blackhawks
>back2back ships
Pick one top kek
>>67115187
MAGA
>>67114944
That's all there is to tell about that particular story. After she got done screaming she fucked off for the night (they stayed together for a few more months afterwards though). I never asked if she meant Doughty but on her Facebook she had a few pictures of her and Doughty together away from hockey/Staples Center which is why I assumed she was referring to him.
One time I had to physically restrain her from attempting to beat my friend with a frying pan after he snorted her last line of coke. She was pissed.
>>67115265
>knarkare
can someone shoop a pubsub over the fish? i will also accept animu pred girls thx
>>67114572
you never disappoint good sir keep it up :^)
>>67115215
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>>67115365
NO ONES GOING TO MAKE YOU AN ANIMU GIRL
>>67115365
moar ice girls pls
>>67115143
Why is he wearing the Jersey backwards? Are they unable to properly dress in Pittsburgh?
>>67115143
>>67115215
>>67115397
>bill scores all 4 GWGs
>>67114177
Stars in 3. Finnish goaltending will find a way.
>>67115437
autism
Look at this fuckin car. How did it get there? Haha
>>67115400
they should tbqh
>>67115490
youre forcing it. car is fun just let car exist on its own
Hawks fan here
Rooting for a Blues/Sharks WCF
The ChokersNoMore bowl
>yfw one of them has to lose and stay a choker
>>67115562
Would be fun desu but no way the blues are getting past the stars
Now that the hawks are out who do root for? My first thought is the stars. Bunch of former hawks and Benn deserves it. Fucking meme goaltending though.
>>67115596
>Benn deserves it
He's still in his 20s
>>67115596
Sharks obviously.
>Blues didn't choke
IS IT FINALLY HAPPENING?
>>67115425
animu girl?
>>67115591
They said the blues wouldn't get last us but well, look what's happened.
Blues/Sharks WCF confirmed.
>>67115632
And he deserves it. Best captain in the league.
>>67114310
>implying the blues cant out-choke the shorks
>>67115640
>blues win da cup
>leaffs take sole possession of longest cup drought
>next two closest teams are >hongcouver and >buffalel
perfect
>Another game 7 after being up 3-2 in Anaheim
>>67115664
Only way to improve it is Toronto winning next so only Hongcouver doesn't have one desu
>>67115635
Just
>>67115652
No one ever "deserves" the cup until they've actually won it and certainly not some faggot in his 20s with plenty of years left in his career. Get out of here with that shit
>>67115683
this
>>67115490
Beep beep
>>67115697
>implying you'll win shit with meme goaltending and defense
lel
>>67115683
Ok. I would like to see Benn take over the playoffs and earn the cup. I like his game.
>>67115676
Filthy >laff detected
>>67115490
HONK HONK
>>67115710
I can agree with that.
>>67115720
Nope. Newest member of the Functional Alcoholic Hockey Fans club.
>mfw Holland says he's not into rebuilds because it takes 8 years
>mfw we lost people like Nill for this meme
>>67115733
I'm glad your autism is agreeable
>>67115743
I was going to argue but then I realized that Finland agrees with me so I have no leg to stand on
Preds over ducks
Blues over Stars
Sharks over Preds
Doesn't matter who wins Blue and Sharks because they'll both be btfo by the Caps or Pens from the East.
Sid or Ovi?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10049499
>>67115736
hey holland was just fine when detroit could just throw ilitch money at everyone
>>67115774
I wanted to vote for sid but I voted for ovi. TAINTED POLL
>>67115776
I'm not even convinced it was ever Holland, desu. With the team's sharp decline with people like Babcock, Scotty, Nill, and other important executives leading, I think he just listened to all the people around him and with people like Andersson scouting he couldn't really fuck up, but now he has to do it all on his own a lot.
>>67115773
>caps or pens
Who else /top5/ of hoc bracket challenge here?
Could this be the year the East wins a Cup again?
>>67115809
fuckin atlantic fuckin finnish memes. /top25/ here but I won the fantasy league
Reminder that based Canada died for this:
>shitcongo reddithawks BTFO
>stinky smelly Kong's BTFO
>RAGS FINISHED AND BANKRUPT
>shorks, blues and caps have a legit chance to pull off meme magic
>pongs will win Lord Stan Lee's cup
>>67115809
Me senpai
Top two actually
>>67114627
>Mussolini lite
k
>shitcongo blackcocks
top jej
>>67115848
spicy
>>67115830
>reminder that canadian teams being literal garbage is a direct result of current and past leadership destroying the value of their dollar and raising taxes on their players making them move to markets that will both pay them more and take less of what they make away
vote trump. keep american hockey teams at the top
>>67115848
haha he's black
>>67115774
Where's the neither option
>>67115829
Yeah panthlels is all I missed senpai then I think I only guest the correct amount of games in 3 series
>>67115790
honestly I don't think the wings were ever great at drafting, just went to europe first and during the time when picking russians was risky
>>67115873
Have another fresh meme
>>67115883
the X button in the top right of your browser
>>67115874
Yeah, cause everyone knows good teams always rely on free agent signings and not drafting which players have no control over.
Kill yourself
>>67115887
I think Nyquist, etc disprove that theory, personally. I mean, he's not an all-star or mind blowing but he's turned out to be really great for 121st overall. 43 points, 17 goals, 26 assists this year. If that's kind of his career average season to season that's not half bad for a career second liner. The biggest issue is Detroit has no access to top 10 picks and Holland refuses to go into a rebuild to get them, and won't trade pieces to get them either.
We're literally turning into the Sharks. Perpetual mediocrity because Holland is happy coasting and hoping he can magically find another Hank and Pasha.
>>67115774
Sidney's a flaming faggot. Ovi will murder that meme Murray
>Datsyuk and Lecavalier both played their last NHL game this year
JUST
>>67115936
Pavel hasn't decided yet m8. He pretty clearly feels super guilty about leaving Detroit with the cap hit since he loved his career here but he also wants to go home. I think he'll spend the offseason trying to get Holland to trade him.
>>67115901
>teams never pick up free agents for cup runs
someone should tell literally all of the teams still in the playoffs
>tfw this is the year of playoff memes
![CPT113_HKN_Kane_Video_Game_20150812[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xBIEdZa.jpg "CPT113 HKN Kane Video Game 20150812[1]")
Why he no score?
>>67115910
I'm not saying the wings can't draft but the meme that they're the best at late round drafting is pretty unfounded as of late
>>67114128
So if you are here little Toews faggot I dumped my drink on your back right after we scored the first goal and you didn't even turn around. Cuckhawks indeed.
>>67115969
I don't think it's that they're the best at late drafting, or that they ever were, but they used to be one of the only teams with a really extensive, developed scouting program. Now that's basically standard around the league. It's very rare that the good and talented players go unnoticed anymore.
>>67115963
You don't win cups without drafting good players. Are you glen sather?
>>67115967
His time in the sun is over check em
>>67115978
I mean it did happen once, Lidstrom, Fedorov, and Konstantinov, all from the 89 draft, but Fedorov had to defect. Everything was riskier back then but it paid off for the wings
>>67115984
>looks at oilers
>looks at your argument
>>67116010
What is your team? Is your teams core made up of free agents?
>>67115984
>mfw the Dick Rash trade
>mfw he KEEPS adding shitty old men
>mfw wasting Lundpad's golden years
>blackcucks
>>67116037
>Best goalie in the league
>Doesnt matter because Glenn wont give him a fucking team
>>67116033
>Eric fucking Staal
Good lord what a mistake
>>67116025
caps. not necessarily the core, but lots of key players are either signed as free agents or traded and then resigned. such as wiilliams and orpik.
i wasn't the one that posted the original thing that made you sperg out
>>67116058
Woulda been p good 2-3 years ago desu.
>Slather
>>67115967
I thought he was mr.clutch
>>67114347
You're the fucking cancerous scum of this website. Post something worthwhile you braindead little jigaboo nigger.
>heuh heuh *country you're from* heuh heuh heuh
>>67116102
>Substitute teacher runs his country
>>67116102
You talk like a real Hawks fan. It's hilariously pathetic. Are you a Chicago transplant?
>>67116102
literally mad at memes
>>67116076
>ovechkin
>backstrom
>carlson
>kuznetsov
>holtby
There's your core.
>>67116123
>having a sense of humor
Thank you Canadian friend
>A game 7 playoff game at Anaheim
Feeling p good lads
>>67115645 post ice slags if you're still here
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAH
""""""""""""""""""""""Dynasty""""""""""""""""""""""""""
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAH
>>67116212
How could a team be a dynasty without defending their title
???
>Blackhawks - 2010
>Bruins - 2011
>Kings - 2012
>Blackhawks - 2013
>Kings - 2014
>Blackhawks - 2015
It's been so long /hoc/
Hopefully Pittsburgh doesn't ruin it by making add 2009 to that list
I-Is it finally happening?
Pic related is my favorite moment of the Blackhawks Dynasty. It's the goal that clinched back to back cups.
>>67116303
Sharks year baby
Wait your turn
Fuck yeah lads, I'm stoked as hell. Nothing like waking up to the great news of the
>SHITCONGO BLACKCOCKS
being BTFO by the Blues
>>67114177
S T L I N F O U R
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>>67116317
>>67116303
>implying game 7 OT between the shorks and blose wouldn't result in the two teams choking against each other so hard that the game goes to 12 OTs and the NHL decides to let Nashville play for the cup
>>67116288
Caps pls.
Is it bad if I let my girlfriend tease my butthole with the tip of her penis before she stuck her tongue in? I didn't let her put it in all the way yet, so I'm not gay yet. Right lads?
Fingers crossed this isn't too big
>>67116341
I'd be fine with that because I get to see mah husbando Mike Fisher win da cup
>tfw Mike Fisher will never fulfill your Deep Dark Fantasy
>yfw Andersen lifts the cup
>>67116370
Lel did you make this one too?
>mfw other teams DO NOT have cars in their arena
>>67116460
...maybe
>>67116460
>publix
For fucks sake you fuckers are all obsessed with it
>>67116510
>Mad at sandwiches
"Hey buddy, I think you have the wrong thread. The sensitivity training's 2 boards down"
>>67116510
Do you want me to mail you a sub? You might like it
>>67114565
when is the organist going to play classic castlevania shit
>>67116370
Found a new wallpaper.
Go Sharks!! \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
>the Panthers will not win the Stanley cup
go kings go
>>67116833
That's a bold statement there, Don. I think I'll buy it.
Give me 1 ( ONE) good reason that the Penguins aren't going to win the Stan Lee Cup.
>Superstars (Malkin, Crosby) for center
>ELITE defenceman (Letang, Mattaa) and solid core
>Hot Shot young Goalie
>Speed (H A G E L I N)
>Trouble making youngsters (Sheary, Rust, Kuhnackle)
>Gritty vets (Cullen, Kunitz)
>BILL
>BILL
>BILL
>>67116881
If Billy-boy manages to win the cup. Do you think that Amanda will give him a bj?
Power rankings for teams to get BTFO next (Schadenfreude rating)
1. Caps
2. Pens
3. Tampongays
4. Shorks
5. Sturs
6. Ducks
7. Blues
8. Islanders
9. Preds
>>67116881
>Mattaa
>>67116123
this desu
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
In Chicago, $21 million can buy you one goal. How many goals does $21 million buy for your team?
>yfw the sharks and blues play in the western conference finals
>>67116881
>Malkin
Radiation sickness
>Crosby
AIDS
>Letang
Stroke
>Mattaa
Cancer
>Goalie
He'll choke
>H A G E L I N
Gay
>Sheary, Rust, Kuhnackle
Literally Who
>Cullen, Kunitz
Busts
>BILL
Fat and lazy
>>67116946
Gary Busey of course
>>67116963
PLEASE DONT MAKE MY TWO FAVORITE TEAMS FIGHT
but if it comes down to it, i will always choose the blues desu.
Dallas, New York, Pittsburgh, Anaheim, and Tampa need to get out. This playoffs is for a team's first cup.
>>67116896
pretty good list but I'd move the shorks up to 3 desu
>R2G1 on same night as a R1G7
I feel like I should be upset at this for some reason, but I'm not.
>>67116965
Spotted the retarded Capitals fan
tfw no stars gf
>>67116988
>craps fan
>knowing anything about the players on another team (let alone his own team)
>>67116971
>not wanting Joe "just kill me if we don't reach the finals this year" Thornton to get the Stan Lee Cup in his career
Just how heartless are you?
>>67117003
I wanna see him score 5 in the finals and start stroking it.
>>67114303
Smug bandwagoners who started following them in 2010 or 2011, they live in Chicago which means they HAVE to be living in the past. Blackhawks (for the last few years but that will over now, Toews is 30 soon), Bulls because of Jordan, dunno the name of the shitty boreball team, etc. They are desperately chasing for glory, because they live for gloryhuntingg.
The tripfags in here? All claim to be supersuccesful and superfans, yet they can never afford or care to go to the games.
>chiraq is over
>>67116991
i would marry that girl on the spot
>>67116996
It does give an indication about how much a person knows about hockey the best answer they can come up with is pairing up each player with a disease
So, you're pretty much confirmed for a caps fan by your own logic
>tfw shorks vs caps in the stan lee bowl finals
>>67117057
I wanna sniff her butt.
>>67117057
Uhh where did you get that finland? Truly finngolians have the most beautiful women
>skating thighs
>breeds elite goaltenders
>finnish goaltending
Shorks are never EVER going to get pass the 2nd round if they face analheim
>>67117068
Propably smells like poopish sweat and noodles
>chicago
>raggots
How will he do next season?
>>>67117487
our lower 3 d men were a joke
>>67117529
>swedish defending
what did you expect
Dammit lads, I keep sleeping through the elimination days because of my normie job. Will someone please
>shithawks
with me?
>>67117009
it was 4 canafriend
>>67117541
why couldn't he be more like big brother hammer?
>>67117551
Gustafsson or Rundblad?
I'm guessing Rundblad
>>67117529
A great offense is the best... oh wait.
In the first round Ovechkins scored as many goals as superstars like Schwartz, Carlson, Hörnqvist, Keith, Koivu, Hossa and Nielsen
>>67117598
3 goals in 6 games is bretty good if you asking me tbqhsweed
>It's a "Hate Chicago for being great" thread
>>67117663
I know. /hoc/ is pretty dead and I'm just throwing out some bad bullshit
>>67117698
>great
>out in the first round
Dude
>>67117698
>loses to bloos
>"""""""""great"""""""
Pick one
>>67117698
but >we weren't that great this year
TSUUUTSUUU PULJU TRAIN COMING THRUUU
>chicago blackhwaks
HOL UP
post yfw you remember Jonathan Toews is getting paid $10,000,000 a year
>>67117698
>Toews turns 30 next year
>Kane loses his hair
>Keith will be 33
>kane/toews/cr4wford cap
>Hossa is on the brink of retiring
Anon, I have bad news for you... You will be 67 the next time blackhawks win a stanley
>>67117796
big boss hoss is going to mysteriously get chronic joint paint and go on LTIR in the next few years
hopefully we can bundle bickell with someone to get some cap space
>>67117828
>chronic joint paint
A tattoo?
>mfw people actually hate the blackhawks just for winning
Unless you're a Detoilet fan Ive already seen more cups than you ever will in your life.
I also saw the Bulls win six championshios with the greatest player to ever play the game.
I also saw the white sox go on the most dominant playoff run of all time.
Basically i've seen more great sports happen in my city than you will by thetime you die.
I'll be ok. Will you?
>>67117957
>hate the blackhawks just for winning
is that a typo, mister?
Feels weird to see Hawks eliminated so quickly.
>>67117957
>live in shitcago
>get murdered
Today
>>67117998
the swedish menace that was our bottom pairing did their best to turn over the puck as often as possible
>>67117040
>knowing another team's players well enough to know their injury/medical history
though I do agree with you that gay is a disease desu
>>67118062
So, most people in /hoc/ should like them then. Good
>>67118006
>live in finland
>name is eerikki hjarrrlmjujujärviniminen
>no relevant sports league to speak of
>set my alarm for 3am so i can worship an american sports league on an anime message board
>>67117957
>>67118062
Yeah, the D was absolutely atrocious and the reason for Hawks's early exit.
>>67118089
>be a blackhawks fan
>regularly post on reddit
>>67118089
>he doesnt wake up at 3am for hockey
casual blackhawks fans, everyone...
>>67117757
>$10,000,000 a year
>has Pokka
>don't let him play
what the fuck hawks?
>>67118128
he'll play next year m8
we didn't want him to catch the bad juju from this year's defensive corp
>>67117957
You may have seen it all but it's all through an imageboard. What you have seen is the light of your 28" LCD. I bet you havent seen the proud face of your father or the smiles on the face of your children (or wife's children). You old, nigga. Those kids aint gonna make themselves.
If the light of your life are the sports achievements of your shitstain of a city pre-2010, I'm completely confident that I'll be ok.
>SHITCAGO
The nhl should be embarrassed about their sid vs ovi post could you try any harder to favor one player more
Glad to see bloos fans are still being civil right now.
>>67118326
>poocago
Hey blues fans, I'm going to laugh when you get swept in the second round
You guys are so fuckin proud of yourselves right now aren't you?
What's its name again?
>>67118368
Eat shit reddithawk
The blues will skull fuck the stors
>>67118368
>Stars sweeping Blues
How delusional can one fan be?
>tfw born, raised, and lived in Chicago my whole life
>tfw now the bandwagoners from Iowa and naperville and Joliet and NW Indiana will finally fuck off and I can afford to go to hawks games again
There is a silver lining here.
post yfw reddithawks fans literally flee back to where they came from (reddit)
>>67118413
But now the team will suck and the stadium won't be as full and electric as before, so what silver lining?
>>67118400
>>67118385
>being this stupid
The only reason the stars are so good is Stanley cup winning blackhawk players
You guys are gonna die lmao
>>67118441
whys the reddit full of hawks post, holy shit
>>67118441
>going to reddit
>>67118451
We win :D
>>67118449
>bandwagoners fucking off and I can see my favorite players and teams live again
>not a silver lining
>>67118441
>this sort of shit gets upvoted on Reddit
Hey guys I respect your team :)
Please gib upboats
>>67115437
We might not be able to dress but we sure as shit know how to score.
>>67116129
Now oshit is part of that core.
The reason why the Chicago Blackhawks were eliminated in the first round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs is because of the INEXCUSABLE homophobia displayed by forward Andrew Shaw.
If the Chicago Blackhawks organisation expect to win a Stanley Cup in the coming years they will need to make a conscious effort to remove ALL bigotry and homophobia from said organisation, this means an IMMEDIATE termination of Andrew Shaw's contract and a mandatory anti-homophobia clinic run for all Chicago Blackhawks players.
Only then shall they be granted re-entry into the Nation Hockey League.
>mfw actually from Dallas
>mfw American airline center is a cross the street
>mfw want to get into hockey but don't want to be a bandwagon fan
What do
>>67118593
so much this
>>67118413
I play hoc with a guy originally from Chicago. He has told me how Chicago before like 2007 couldn't fill the stadium to save their lives. Something about not being able to watch on TV either but the tickets were like $20 for lower bowl.
>>67118607
You buy a shirt of a fan-favorite but not a star. Cody Eaken or some shit.
>>67118640
Buying jerseys are for children. Either buy a stors hat or a t-shirt with a player you like.
>>67118610
Yeah. Now those seats are like hundreds of bucks and sometimes even a thousand in the regular season.
Fucking bandwagoners.
>>67118640
>>67118668
So just buy a Dallas Stars shirt, not jersey?
bandwagoners saved your shitty franchise from moving to quebec
Anyone here listen to their team podcasts? Any good hockey podcasts? I already listen to All The Kings Men but what are some others?
>>67118682
Personally I would buy a Jamie Benn shirt because he's the heart and soul of that team. Not to mention he's been on the team for years. It would be silly to get a spezza or sharp shirt because they're both relatively new.
>>67118701
>kongs
>>67118682
don't listen to those guys, buy yourself a niemi jersey and have a C added to the front
>>67118712
Lol ebin :D
>>67118668
I never said jersey retard, I said shirt. If you wear a jersey past the age of 21 you're a faggot. This kid is trying not to be a bandwagoner and you tell him to buy a Jamie Benn shirt.
>>67118702
>>67118719
Thanks guys. I appreciate the help.
>>67118684
Listen man. I hate the bandwagoners as much as you guys do.
>cucks will be eliminated in the near future
>pongs will not reach the stan lee finals
>the shitposting will be at an all-time high
>shithawks posting will subside
I guess it's fair that every team gets laughed at when they get eliminated.
>>67118728
Its perfectly acceptable to buy a Benn shirt. He's your captain who was drafted by the stars. All the other top players were trades or FA pick ups. Jamie Benn has been on the team since 2009.
>>67118728
>If you wear a jersey past the age of 21 you're a faggot
>>67118532
YOU GUYS PLAYED SO HARD :3333
ON BEHALF OF MY TEAMS FANS I WOULD LIKE TO CONGRATULATE UR FANS FOR BEING NICEGUYS LIKE US :3333
PLS VALIDATE ME :333333
>>67118610
The Kings were the same way. I saw Robitaille's last home game for $25 bucks a ticket in 2006 in the 100 level. Now $35 gets you a nosebleed
>>67118752
I hate your team but I respect your fans so much (please upvote) I hope you guys win the cup this year (please upvote) and I can't wait to play you again next year (please upvote)
>>67118607
You're only a bandwagon if you get into the team because of their recent success. Or are you scared about what other people might think? In that case you what Shaw would call a faggot.
Just make sure to stick with them when they become shit and you'll be fine in the long run.
>Facebook posts that end with "and this from a ______ fan"
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>67118593
Andrew Shaw's contract is up. He's an unrestricted free agent. I hope he goes somewhere else. His antics are a liability.
Also the refs are gigantic faggots
>>67118748
You're spending hundreds of dollars on a jersey for a guy who will probably be gone from the team within 5 years as opposed to a $20 shirt that sends the same message. Add in the fucking faggots that buy custom jerseys with their last name or some other stupid shit on it.
>>67118788
The refs are eating too much of your cap anyway
>>67118777
Nah my buddy is from a NE university, and had taken me to a couple games since hockey is his life.
I never had the push to get into hockey but always found it pretty cool. I think this is my chance.
Told you fags to respect the goddamn bird.
>>67118756
Nobody cares smelly
>>67118779
>we are all the same and being a fan is like a demographic
only hopeless lonely faggots do this
>>67118744
Again though, he's trying not to be a bandwagoner. What do you do as a bandwagoner, you look at nhl.com stats and see who has the most points on the Stars and you find Benn or Seguin and buy their jersey.
>>67118465
yeah I know right. I only go to reddit for smarter blackhawks discussion but I don't post about it here.
>>67118799
I have a Timonen jersey and it has been worth every eurodollar
>rags
>kongs
>niggerdicks
Who /feels good/
>>67118808
Fuck off Pajeet
>>67118808
That's not a correct sentence. What are you trying to say, ahmed?
>canacuck education
>>67118813
But Benn is a home grown player who is the captain and has been on the team since 2009. Seguin sharp spezza are the worst candidates. Nichushkin would also be a decent pick.
>>67118823
>defending the turkish rape baby
Hi newfag
>>67118818
kimmo :DDDDDDDD
pls post pics
>>67118801
Good luck then, and have fun becoming an addict!
Here, have a meme . This is what you don't do
>>67114177
Blues in 7
>>67118839
That nobody wants to see your blog posts, go get "genocided"
>>67118799
Suck dick faggot, I wear my malkin jersey all the fucking time.
>>67118849
Thanks bae
>m-muh Lundqvist is so beautiful!!
>stops the puck with his looks!!!
Stand aside Padqvist, there's a new player in town, and his babes taste blood in a cup.
A Stanley Cup.
>>67118890
Oh, hi Australia
>>67118890
He looks like an axe murderer
>Armenian faggot still posting
Fuck off you stinky smelly yurobeaner
>>67118918
I think you meant to say axe wound murderer
>>67118901
He looks like an engineer student sipping beer at 2:35am who looks pissed because he's too much of a beta to go talk to girls, that's the look he gives you when he sees you and your hook-up walk past
>>67118957
Google axe wound you fucking plebeian.
>>67118960
That's what a GOAT looks like m8
>>67118964
Google 'mad at sandwiches' first.
>>67118960
delet this
>>67119008
Rekt
Why can't we be friends?
>>67119078
Because you're an faget
>I'm not American
>>67119078
I love you
>It's Crosby vs Bäckström and Malkin vs Kuznetsov
ghee
>>67118458
Because it's Shitcago's sub.
>>67119161
IT'S CROSBY VS OVECHKIN YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>67119197
lmao look at how beta crosby looks what a bitch
>>67119161
>Bill vs Oshie
>>67115910
We got Larkin though. As long as he doesn't pull a tatar and get worse, he'll be a good first liner
who /excitedforsummermemes/ here?
>>67119153
He looks like Garfunkel with less sex appeal
>first and second team in both conferences are going against each other in the 2nd round
cool format nhl
>>67119272
The old format was way better. This is retarded.
>>67119272
Glad you like it
>>67119231
Who /summer work/ here?
>>67119293
who /underage/ here
>>67119251
Shaw said he was actually talking about Sidney when he made that comment
The first thing I thought of this morning when I woke up was "Holy shit, it really happened. The Memehawks got eliminated"
Post >yfw the Reddithawks got eliminated
>mfw
>>67114177
Dallas in 4
>>67119342
>Dallas has trouble beating the mild
>thinks Dallas can somehow sweep a team that is 10x better with a superior defense
Here's your you
>>67119316
Not me, if that was what you were implying
>>67119355
A healthy Minnesota team would have won that series tbph
>>67118222
>all this projection from euikki pujujalrmaienänen
Nobody asked for your life story
>>67116288
DYNASTY
>>67119327
That web.m just made me gay
>>67117957
hell yah broh!
Cubs will come out on top this year too, screencap this.
Hey everybody, let's shitpost in the style of a butt-blasted refhawks fan, but as our own teams.
>o-oh yeah! Well we won four cups in the last 20 years, so there! Clearly that makes up for our lackluster performance this year!
>>67119446
>mad at success
"HockeyTown" and Michigan as a whole are a fucking joke. Stay second fiddle to Minnesota
>>67119446
>Is a detroit fan
>posts ugly detroit girl
oh man haha, damn, get your life together.
>>67119477
You sure got me, friend. That completely discredits everything I say!! Haha, how do I upvote here?
>>67119473
>state of hockey
>no cups
>>67119504 (you)
like that, fellow reddit friend :]
BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS BLOOS
30mins until game 6 of finnish finals
>>67119378
A non refpucked team would have fucking won
I've been off /hoc/ for a while but now I don't even care.
I'm happy and I'm extremely grateful for everything Hank has done for our organization and I'm excited for next year
Go on and spam >rags if you like I don't care
>>67119568
is the absolute madman going to win it for the >a fucking axe
>tfw no hokkei today
>>67119568
Thanks for the notice. That will be a perfect time to do the dishes.
>>67119588
Hopefully, the cup belongs in turku or tampere only.
>>67119591
wat do?
>>67119600
I actually lied, its one hour, now you get to watch it too!
tfw no hokkei
>>67119585
>rags
>>67119619
Thanks. I appreciate it, I really do
>"this is OUR year"
>tries to assert team's superiority
>GWG in game 7 scored by ex-Hawk
Is there anything better than the Hawks getting eliminated in round 1? Oh yes, there is: The Hawks, Kings, and Rags all getting eliminated in the first round.
Congrats, Blues fans. I knew the Blues could do it. Caps fan here hoping to meet you in the finals.
>>67119620
wat do at night time?
>>67119623
>>67119658
how do we make the avs great again?
>>67119677
Make them train in the mountains so they'll have superior conditioning
>>67119677
Fire wah and move them to Omaha
>a fucking axe
>>67119677
back to Quebec
>>67119473
Remeber when you lost your hockey team?
>>67119693
It worked for rocky tbqh
>>67119695
Roy should go back to the goal
>>67119568
striim pls
>>67119706
And non-fictional African Olympians
>>67119705
I was 2 so no
>>67119706
its where our olympians train actually. they should just get more murricans on the team
>>67119724
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/suami-hokia
brobbably on this
>>67119761
>http://www.ustream.tv/channel/suami-hokia
tänks
>>67119677
Call Bettman
pulju
>>67119784
this desu
>>67119747
They just need a coach who is a caricature, old school training (like chasing a chicken on the ice or taking slapshots into a side of beef), and lots of one armed pushups. It wouldn't hurt to throw in a love interest for each of the players who isn't attractive until they take off their glasses and an overly confident opponent.
T b h Arizona should get the first pick, then any combination of Avs/Buffalel/Canes/Flames/anyone but Dedmonton should get the next two picks.
On a related note, how do we eliminate tanking in the NHL, friends?
>>67119817
Toothpaste here gets it.
>>67119776
YES
Laine/puljujärvi to the avs!!
>>67119819
current system is fine imho
I ran the simulator 50 times just now.
Here are the stats.
post yfw Bruins get the 1st overall irl
How disappointed will you be if Jalonen wont pick Pulju on IIHF WC team?
>>67119866
delet tis
>>67116370
>tfw you made it in all 3 collages
>cucks
>kongs
>shitcago
>rags
>>67119819
Make all the picks lottery style, not just #1
>>67119919
who this
>>67119919
>>67119947
a bandwagoner with cancer on her neck.
>yfw the perds lasted longer than the
>kongs
>rags
>blackcocks
>>67119819
The current system is pretty tank proof. Although I don't think it's fair a team who just missed the playoffs can still land a top 3 pick. There should be a limit as to how far they can move up the draft standings.
>rags
>>67119867
>yfw the boons get 3 1st round picks and blow them all
>again
>>67119947
Nekane
>>67119982
>rags
When the Leafs get #1 OA
>>67120007
>kongs
>>67119984
ran it 50 more times (100 total)
Bruins still didn't get the 1st overall. They didn't even get another top-3
>>67119982
anyone have the pic of Lundpads edited wiki article?
>>67120028
>canadian teams
>>67119975
Maybe not a top 3, but some of those team are perennial non-contenders, and should certainly be eligible for maybe 5th-10th picks.
I'd like to see different tiers with lotteries for each. Doo-doo teams picking high, everybody but the elite teams having access to medium high picks, elite teams picking last.
>>67119957
>mad at sluts
>>67119982
Why dod you hate him so much? What did he do to deserve it?
>>67120047
This is what I mean. If you're a team that finished 10 to 14 I don't see how it's fair you can technically draft in the top 3. It adds a little too much luck into the equation. It would be different if they were able to go as high as 5 which is still a great pick considering your standings.
>>67120055
how he king if no ring
>>67120051
she looks better with her mouth closed
>professor starts off class today by walking in 10 minutes late and saying "Well, the Hawks lost last night, as you know..."
STOP
ENOUGH
IVE HAD ENOUGH
>>67120087
upvote
>>67120028
>1993
>>67120122
Well memed stinky smelly
>no kongs/hawks in the ploffs
FINALLY WE ARE FREE
>>67120122
armenia what are you doing here
t. mongol
>>67119876
Very. If Laine and Matthews are in I see no reason why Pulju couldn't. Instead they're just gonna reward career Liiga players with a good season as usual.
>>67120071
Yes, good point. And by making it tiered, a team who just missed wouldn't have a 1% chance across the board.
Maybe even have a penalty for picking high in previous years, i.e. three past years were in the top 3, so your pick is +3 position higher than the lottery says (get fucked oilels)
T b h teams shouldn't be punished for taking a run at the playoffs and getting meme'd out in the first round, it would make the end of the season so much more interesting if the last week wasn't meaningless games for most teams who already committed to the tank.
>>67120055
He's swedish
>>67119767
strum is on
why are finns so memetastic?
>>67120285
Also, why is Poopoo Memeh the only semi-attractive finnish male? Is he actually swedish?
What makes blackhawks fans different? I've learned by now that most fanbases act the same when placed in similar situations, but with blawkhawks fans, there's this almost indescribable sheen of autism. It's in the way they use words. The way they quote rules. The way they use insults. It's really is like an aspie trying to mimic his peers to fit in. Despite all their talk of success, they fly off the handle at any criticism as though it may be dire. They can't mitigate any social impulse.
It's like they don't understand the things that make hockey great. The camaraderie. The begrudging respect. The banter. It's all so serious to them. Like a child who delights in the pain of others, they simply don't think the way you and I do. There's something so alien about their posts.
>>67120285
you mean why >finnish goaltending is so memetastic?
i'm never gonna doubt /hoc/ memes again after i saw that perfect pass for an open netter by lehtonen in game 6
Is Colton Parayko the next best defenseman?
>>67120313
after vaakainen? Yes.
>>67120295
He actually would be if Sweden wasn't such a shitty place to live in that his father decided to move back to Finland.
>>67120301
you could replace blackshawks with reddit and this post would still make sense
>>67119658
Tipped and upvoted
>>67120100
Thanks
Your kindness helps me in my time of mourning
>>67120301
I'd like to add to this by pointing out how many tripfags the Blackhawks had, as if their opinions are so important that we need to know who is shitposting in the game threads.
No other team has as many trips as those fags do.
>>67114128
dont know why it says youre USA when youre clearly an asianfag posting news in reverse chrono go fuck off and eat some cat faggot.
also fuck chicago. as bad as OP is he/she/it is still right about the whole city being on watch
>>67116288
BOSTON FTW EASTERN CONFERENCE REPRESENT
>MFW NO EAST TEAM BESIDES BOSTON HAS WON SINCE THE PANGS WON ON BETTBUCKS
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