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Today's scores:
SA 116-95 MEM
GS 120-94 HOU
BOS 104-95 ATL
CLE 100-98 DET
Monday's games:
Heat @ Hornets - 7PM EST
Mavs @ Thunder - 8PM EST
Clips @ Blazers - 10:30PM EST
based Shaq telling it how it is
No more playing around.
BASED CHUCK TELLING THEM HOW IT IS
Man Brad Stevens got elite really fucking fast.
spoiler: spurs win
What ever happened to the highlight webms with the game schedule in the OPs?
Who /Fourthseed/ next year here
>>67088279
sup hinkie/7kt
>>67088235
Based Chuck is a pussy shell of his former self that can't handle PLAYOFF BASKETBALL
Shaq is more fresh out the game and knows the deal.
>>67088233
>>67088244
Getting legit concerned about Lowry and DeRozan, m8.
>>67088262
Is he the youngest elite coach yet?
>>67088287
what?
>>67088262
hell yeah
they traded KG, Pierce, and Terry away. It was just Rondo and when he got traded it was practically over. Just Brandon Bass and Jeff Green carrying the team. then Doc left and i thought that was it.
They built their team literally putting jigsaw puzzle pieces together and glued it with Brad Stevens.
Just amazing.
>Beat malaria
>Can't beat ankle injuries
Can Spurs make a trade to pick up Conley or Gasol?
>>67088262
>only 2 playoff wins
>elite
>>67088292
let dede walk. trash mfer. develop powell
lowry is a smart dude who gets in his own head
>>67088285
Who /Firstseed/ next year here
anybody find it weird how noone on the warriors gave a fuck that curry died? i mean klay helped him up and just walked the fuck away like he didnt even care that he was wincing in paing
why does curry keep pointing at me
lmao at all the people saying detoilet was a scary team
Ayyyyyyyy Kenny still got it
>Shaq chucking
>>67088305
won't need to because conley is a FA
we need a PG, parker's been done since last year
>>67088299
>>67088294
>>67088262
Brad Stevens was almost considered elite before he even coached his first NBA game 2bh. I remember when he got hired that it was a pretty big deal because of his track record in college. Brad Stevens taking the job was considered a real coup from day 1.
But, yeah, he's certainly lived up to the hype.
>>67088292
Lowry can still help in ways other than scoring. DD is getting destroyed by pg13.
reminder that tim duncan is older than brad stevens
reminder that brad stevens is a smart mfer who just loves basketball. he did summer camp type shit before he got his coaching job at butler
SPC STRONK
>>67088322
Klay hates curry
E R N I E
R
N
I
E
>>67088208
it shouldn't surprise you. Minnesota is a dynasty in the making and the lakers are a dumpster fire
BASED FUCKING ERNIE
>>67088317
>DeRozan
>relied on for his offence
> average defender
>plays for a coach that preaches strong defence
Sure, DeMar. Take you max contract..... Pfft.
Lowry needs to stay though.
>>67088347
How much would Conley be willing to take to be with the spurs?
>>67088367
Blame the shit coach for running DeRozan isos against a top 5 perimeter defender in the league.
>>67088279
Hinkie aka 7KT left after some RBL bottom feeder doxxed him
BASED FUCKING ERNIE
Based Ernie
>Warriors get knocked out early cuz Curry ded and Spuds meme their way to another championship
>Duncan and Ginobili retire
>Spuds sign Mike Conley over the summer
>Spuds trade 2 first round picks and Boban to the Grizzlies for Marc Gasol
>Parker takes a Manu type bench role
>2016-17 starting lineup of Mike Conley, Danny Green, Kawhi Leonard, LaMarcus Aldridge, and Marc Gasol
>With salary cap increase they can pay for all of it
I would lmao tbqh family
CLUTCH
>you will never be friends with ernie, shaq, kenny and chuck while chuck tells you we have to go home before it gets too dark
>>67088322
klay hates curry
draymond hates curry
pretty sure everyone on the warriors hates curry but wants a ride for the 2nd chip.
>>67088389
"Built not bought"
BASED
FUCKIN'
ERNIE
Lowry isn't defending anyone special, of course nobody is lighting him up
Derozan is also averaging the same amount of assists as Lowry, pathetic, how can you as a PG let an SG average the same amount of assists as you.
Both need to go, both are frozen ones in the playoffs.Just blow the team up and start the rebuild.
>>67088401
If that happens then Spurs are confirmed gods and /nba/ will kill themselves
Who /CourtCuts/ here?
>>67088416
agreed, they won't fit in this era of basketball with their playstyle.
>>67088420
REEEEEEEEEEE I SAW THAT TOO
>>67088367
Yeah, we know Lowry can do the little things (taking charges, diving for loose balls, etc.), so he can contribute even when his shot is off. But the Raptors rely on DD for his offence. If DeMar can't be a playmaker and look to pass when his shot is off, he's a liability.
How hype would next season be if Kobe coaches the Lakers?
>>67088391
I fucking hate casey, but derozan has to speak up about this shit as a team leader as well. Nigga just wants to score on pg13 to prove everyone wrong and get his max
>>67088378
He's probably just jelly. On literally any other team, he'd be the #1 go-to three chucker.
welp im going play some street fighter 5 goodbye /nba/. ill only stay if you guys say you love me
>>67088411
I am just asking
>>67088416
Also, the rebuild will come just in time to build around your future star.
post your face when the cloppers lose to warriors with no curry and chris paul retires without ever making it out of the second round
>>67088439
I love you
>>67088416
Lowry has been shit ever since he drained his elbow. DeRozan has always been a checker but Pg is just making him look like a kid and costing him a max contract. At least for Lowry though him and bench play well together and he facilitates
>>67088433
>kobe coaches
>lakers get westbrook
8-peat here we come
>>67088447
Just saw this film. Fuck you Canada
>>67088331
Pistons are probably better than the Pacers, the Cavs are just really good. Raptors would be struggling against the Pistons.
>>67088437
He's getting the max from the Lakers.
When he fucks off we will be able to sign a big free agent if a big name free agent will EVER decide to come play in Canada with all the fucking stigma surrounding it.
These idiots literally still think Toronto is cold and covered in snow 24/7.
>>67088387
his offense belongs in 2002. never liked him and if I were a raptors fans I'd want him gone gone GONE
>>67088468
it is, some dumbass canadian was posting pictures of the snow outside his house a few weeks ago in FUCKING APRIL
>>67088416
I mean what did you expect? Lowry and DeRozan have played like this forever
>>67088411
>sign free agent
>somehow a bad thing
lick my nuts
>>67088455
what he have?
>>67088483
Global warming fucked up the climate. We got some snow and then it disappeared the next day when it was warm as fuck. Toronto and all of Canada near the border literally has the same exact weather as New York.
New York also had a worse winter than us this year.
>>67088389
Conley is not quite a max contract player, but he is a near max contract player. However, he is also a super nice dude and the Spurs could probably convince him to sign for a couple million less than he is worth.
![Capture_d_cran_2016-02-27_17_13_converted[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GQYCWAX.jpg "Capture d cran 2016-02-27 17 13 converted[1]")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnEoFP5Tl90
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRXRxPljm3c
>>67088463
Not entirely sure about that. Last 3 seasons, the Raptors have been matched up against teams with more playoff experience in the First Round (Pacers included, obv.). The Pistons I think would have been an easier matchup for Toronto.
>>67088416
u fucking wot
They don't average the same assists at all
>>67088401
Shit man, I've seen some crazy delusional off season scenarios here on /NBA/ but damn this one isn't far for being realistic. Spurs are the only team that can pull some crazy shit like this
lmao @ the stardom
>>67088506
>that smug Dwight in the background
>>67088522
Brad Stevens has a very smug resting face, I'm surprised Leltics fans haven't made a shit load of Brad Stevens smug pepe edits.
>>67088416
>Derozan is also averaging the same amount of assists as Lowry
>Lowry 7.3 APG
>DeRozan 3.3 APG
>>67088503
He had a sore elbow so he got fluid drained from it and it's fucked up his shot. Look at his shooting % for end of March to now it's awful
>>67088378
>yfw varejao laced curry's shoes to be slippery
>yfw varejao's plan was to divide klay and curry, make klay hate him even more and make him come to the cavs in a love for klay trade
you know dey gotta get one for da land
>>67088568
>regular season
>>67088522
he seems like such a bro
>Warriors lose
I'll just say they only lost due to injury
>Spurs win
I'll just laugh and spam 2-5 all summer
>Cavs win
I'll just bandwagon like /nba/ does at the last minute and spam Legod alot
i literally cannot lose and won't be stopped
The only reason we won 2 games is because the prodigal son CoJo, Biyombo, JV, Patrick Patterson and Powell have all ascended to a new level.
The bench is carrying the 2 faggot all-stars
>double sweep
What a great day and couldn't happen to better pairs desu fampais
>>67088593
YOU FIEND
>>67088585
Its this year's postseason
>>67088571
gotcha, I remember something about an elbow but I wasn't sure. was it a bursitis? or something in the joint?
I really like lowry man, since he was a rocket even. I want him to do well and I like the raptors in general. dede is fucking trash get rid of him asap, should trade and get something before he walks
max contract for him is gross
>>67088606
Don't forget about JV's rebounding, pham. Dude's thriving against Indiana's shit bigs.
holy crap kyrie is clutch, give him the ball everytime and he makes it imo.
>>67088593
you lost when you were born
https://youtu.be/7fu888sbW0Q
>>67088625
Ya and that fucknugget Casey still doesn't want to give it to the big man and let him dominate. Instead he runs ISO plays for DeRozan to dribble the ball between his legs in traffic and lose the fucking ball.
JV and Biyombo should be running this team against the Pacers big men who can't do shit against them.
>>67088322
They all hate eat other, there's no respect or love in the entire ball club. They want Curry out so the rest of them can be stars. Remember the OKC game and Green flipping out because he was absolute garbage the whole night? It's all ego and when they don't win the conference it's all going to tumble down.
>>67088636
based Birdman
>>67088608
saved
go spurs go
>>67088625
It doesn't matter how shit and inexperience mahinmi and turner are. If Casey keeps insisting on giving scola minutes, they're gonna clog the paint like in game 4 because they rightfully dont respect scolas spacing. This neutralizes any advantage jv has over their frontcourt. Start Jason Thompson or ppat over scola asap
>>67088660
it's the disease of more zeke talked about. you gotta manage people's egos. phil was the best at it because he had such high profile stars, but that's what makes pop based af
guarantee the spurs have retreats where they bbq and drop acid
>>67088684
whos this semon demon
if celtics make the finals, IT will replace that faggot glass ankles memechucker Curry as the face of the nba.
his kids are also more charismatic so he's a better family man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WGUvhkGrD8
>>67088650
>JV easily getting double digit rebounds
>no issues scoring on Indiana in low post
>Casey: "Let's run ISO ball against one of the best Perimeter defenders in the league, LOL!"
DROPPIN DIMES DROPPIN DIMES
>>67088636
seriously why is everyone on the clippers such cry babbies. deandre should have got a tech for that at least
Chris Paul might have a legit chance at making the conference finals if Curry is out.
I can't fucking believe it. Will this be the year lads?
>>67088660
hi e!spn
>spurs and cavs both into the 2nd round with a sweep
Just as expected
>>67088706
He did you fucking faggot shut your mouth
>>67088708
spurs win
>>67088686
Scola "spacing" is the most retarded shit. It worked in regular season but it wont work in the fucking playoffs when teams draw up plans and study a SPECIFIC team's tactics.
The retard should start PPAT and have Powell play more minutes. Powell is a fucking beast.
>>67088712
Hi bandwagon, haven't an heroed yet over baby Cur Cur out for the playoffs?
>>67088686
Playing Scola because "Muh playoff experience".
>>67088742
THE CRAFTY VETERAN LUIS SCOLA!
>>67088634
Well which player will have to recover from being a living meme?
>>67088433
>kobr jacking shots from the bench
im cool w/that
>>67088708
Lol no
Any new albums I should listen to /nba/
>>67088708
On one hand, this Clippers team is definitely better than last year's Clippers team. On the other hand, the Clippers choked in a very similar scenario last year. They blew that 20 point lead in the fourth quarter while Harden wasn't even playing at all. And that rag tag Rockets bench is waaaaaaaay worse than the Warriors supporting cast.
Warriors btfo the Rockets today without Curry, they are still a dangerous team even if he's ded.
>>67088801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC6TnBx0HIU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KL9mRus19o
>>67088801
this desu, someone recommend something new
>inb4 lemonade
>>67088447
>you will never be that alpha
>>67088732
Scola spacing doesn't work because he's fucking old, he bricked 4 open 3s in a row to start the second half. Pacers dare him to shoot it and it works every time. I agree Powell needs to completely replace Ross in the rotation. Ross is acting like derozan 2.0 off the bench while getting lost on defense.
>>67088801
Might not be for everybody but I like it
https://freshselects.bandcamp.com/album/seven-sundays
>>67088732
They like Scola mainly for his experience, but as you said Raptors are a much better team with PPat out there, even when his shot is off. Dude is highly underrated on defence.
>>67088801
taylor swift - 1989
>let's give Scola more minutes than Powell
>let's run DeRozan isos against the best perimeter defender in the East
>let's play crunch time minutes with a lineup with only 1 good shooter
>>67088836
I would also like to point out that if Jason Thompson was given 4 open 3s, I doubt he would miss all of them. He is literally a quicker, longer, more athletic version of scola yet he's rotting on the bench. EVEN JAMES JOHNSON COULD HIT 1OUT OF 4 OPEN 3S FUCK YOU CASEY YOU PIECE OF SHIT REEEEEEEEEE
>>67088862
she doesn't write her own music, no thanks
>>67088834
I did that to a girl once and she slapped me desu
>>67088888
Shit get
>>67088888
Fuck you
>>67088889
BUT PLAYOFF EXPERIENCE, ANON! Surely Scola's playoff experience will allow for more spacing somehow!
>>67088888
Fantastic
>>67088888
GET CONFIRMS SCOLA WILL GET BENCHED NEXT GAME
WE DID IT BROS!
>>67088888
Nice get. Part of me wants to lose this series so Casey fucks off. Any competent coach would sweep the pacers with this roster. Even when they win it seems they win despite dd's chucking, Casey bs and scola. All cancer must be purged.
Oh look it's nerds on 4chan acting like they know more about NBA basketball than an NBA coach
>>67088888
canada btfo
>>67088933
In addition, DeRozan will actually look to pass when shots aren't there and Norman Powell confirmed for going nuclear.
>>67088939
I just want a 7 game series win in my fucking lifetime.
>>67088944
Would you start scola against Myles turner? I REST MY CASE
>>67088801
Views from the 6 comes out friday
surprised 0 canadians have even mentioned this
>>67088971
it was mentioned in the last thread breh.
Views confirms the Raptors win.
>>67088971
Too pissed off at the unholy trinity(scola, derozan, Casey)
>>67088947
>most consistently productive Raptors this in the series have been a Canadian, Lithuanian and a beast from Zaire
Whatever helps you sleep at night, Murica.
Am I going crazy, or is this year's Thunder team literally playing exactly the same, on offense and defense, as last year's? It's like Brooks never left.
My favorite scola move is when he flops instead of defends and ends up on the floor looking at the referee in disbelief as Myles turner/mahinmi have an open dunk. Very crafty. So veteran.
>>67089010
CANADIAN CLOPPERS FAG ISN'T REALLY A CANADIAN
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>67089007
they're the mid 90s magic
>>67089010
lore needs to stop
we in too deep
Can't believe that the Lakers only fired Scott now and don't have anyone lined up. WTF.
(I slightly feel sorry for Byron Scott, he wasn't really placed in a situation where it was possible to succeed. At least he got paid millions to fail)
>>67089041
false flag
canadian cloppers fag is not from toronto (mst likely BC) and bandwagons hte lions in NFL
NO GOOD CLIPPERS
>>67088447
>cloppers lose to warriors
the clops annual choke has begun though. Its like you guys have never seen them in the playoffs before.
>>67089057
they did that shit last season too.
fired the coach and didn't do anything until a few months before the start of the season.
>canadian clopper tries to delete his post
>forgets we have the scrolls
its too late, you've been exposed
>>67089032
>be a defensive-minded coach
>continuously start LE CRAFTY VETERAN MAN who is an average-at-best defender
>>67088971
>that photoshop job
>>67089007
thats because they just picked up another generic useless coach. watch, after the Thunder get bopped by the Spurdoras again they'll fire Donovan and get Hoidberg from the Bulls, then they'll heroball their way to another second round exit next year and rinse and repeat
>>67089062
He's from ottawa.
>>67089057
It's going to be Kobe
>>67089007
You're not crazy, Donovan hasn't changed a thing.
I wonder what's going to happen next round against the Spurs. Pop cracked the code to beating Brooks' Thunder in 2014, can Donovan throw anything new at him?
How's everyone's evening going?
>>67089087
You can't hide anymore. It's officially in the scrolls.
>>67089062
>BC
>bandwagon the Detroit Lions
Seahawks more than anyone else, tee bee aitch.
>>67089117
>faded screencap
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67089117
I might keep my VPN off just to fuck with you people
>>67089117
>that faded cap again
>>67089117
canada thats the ayy81 fag falseflagging.
>>67088279
those things were retarded, i dont want to open your idiotic webms to see schedule and scores, it's better to do it in the OP text
Is Ernie elite?
>>67089117
hahaha exposed clopper fag
>>67089170
This is a new curryfag meme
He deleted his last post which is a common tactic of his. You can't fool me, I'm too deep in the meme game
>>67089081
save this just in case
>>67089097
how you know? I don't know too much about canadian geography
>>67089139
no idea
>>67089117
>>67089150
makes me think it's a false flag
>>67089191
he's OG
>>67089184
>it's a stalker autist still believes Hinkie posts here episode
>>67089117
Defintely was the clopper fag being cheeky, he's used that picture before
>>67089224
Hinkie's jersey is forever retired in the /nba/ arena.
Who else will join him in the hall of fame one day? I think food4lyfe can make it if he steps his game up but for now he's just overachieving. I don't think he will be HoF material....
>>67089224
i barely post in these threads retard, i just come to check up on scores, i dont know who Hinkie is supposed to be other than some 76ers GM
Any idea what new VPN I should use since I'm no longer Canadian?
the deleting the posts is a curryspammer tactic, that other canadian is right
can't sleep, the lore got me
>>67088580
All part of the master plan.
>>67089224
Hello 7kt, nice to see you on this fine day. The 7kt is Hinkie meme is by far the most unfunny meme /nba/ has ever came up with. Chaps need to step it up and create OC on my level, i've created the top 10 best /nba/ memes.
>>67089208
he posted a google maps pic of how far he lives from staples center IIRC it was starting from ottawaottawa
I'm BC anon BTW and we got Lakers games growing up over there so that's not the reason he's a clopperfag
>>67089268
You're right.
The ayy81/hahahaha/curryfag constantly posts his dumb shit and instantly deletes it so we can't report him.
>he doesn't work overnight
>he misses crucial /nba/ lore for something meaningless like sleep
Lmao tbqhwyftsih (to be honest with you family that shit is hilarious)
>>67089283
I vaguely remember that post. fuck, the lore is too deep here
>>67089295
Yeah what a fag
>>67089281
Which ones, bitch? I doubt you can name 2 memes you came up with. You're probably going to post 10 random ones other people came up with just to falseflag like the faggot you are.
Raptor bros they're not gonna lose right?
>>67089257
I hope the Westbrook/Kobe meme guy makes it
>>67089319
RC we out here
>>67089291
I'm the hahahaahah guy. ayy81/curryguy aren't me
>>67089293
I read every morning but I can't sleep
>>67089319
Nah bro if we win next game we probably got this shit in the bag. It's home court too so the chances that we win is 51%
>>67089295
that's obviously not him, it looks nothing like his OC senpai
>>67089319
Memes aside if Casey adjusts no. If he doesn't yes.
>>67089335
JV is too dominant idk why they're strugg8other than lowry/Derozan
>BASKETBALL IS MY FAVORITE SPORT
>I LIKE THE WAY THEY DRIBBLE UP AND DOWN THE COURT
>>67089295
sup stalker guy
>>67089340
>not him
>uses the same font he uses in all of his shitty OC including his "7kt is hinkie" image he created himself with fake /mu/ posts
Lmao
Not only was 7kt unfunny, his new bully ball persona is just as unfunny.
Fuck this shit, time for faggots to put their money where their mouth is
/nba/ you have a hour and 33 minutes to make a new meme
post them here
oh look it's a 7kt namedrops himself frenzy with a few other anons joining in and falling for his b8
We are winning this series, r-right hornets bros?
>>67089367
...that's Comic Sans, right? Repost it if you got it I can't remember... If anyone, it's Dan Gilbert's font...
but I see what you are saying senpai, I just don't agree...If he was still here, why isn't he posting OC? I haven't seen any john wall memes and we all know that was his favorite
Join the official /nba/ general reddit
Reddit.com/r/nbageneral
Jack Nicholson will be the next coach of the lakers
>>67089417
The sun's already signed a coach dumbass
>>67089404
Hornets are too home reliant man
They done in 7 if they lucky
>>67089417
This guy just exposed himself as a fake Suns fan, doesn't even know his hired coach.
>>67089443
hes a placeholder though
>>67089426
did anyone ever post them?
>you know what I'm posting about
>>67089458
Based Go Wiz desu
>>67088476
Cerebral Palsy's-Fu
>>67089451
Nah mate, that's OCD
He make the Westbrook/Kobe meme, does Booker posting, likes Lorde, has an on and off rivarly with Lakers autist / 7kt stalker guy
He's legit, though I think in the last thread someone was false flagging him
>>67089451
no way Earl fucking Watson is gonna be legitimate long term coach at 36 years old. they need someone else
>>67089453
They literally signed him to a multiple year deal. Lay off the weed ocd
Has anyone ever watched handicapped porn
I think I really wanna fuck a girl missing her legs
>>67089474
>tfw not an /nba/ legend anymore
>>67089453
It's a three year deal what are you on about
>>67089481
>Lay off the weed ocd
spc is 7kt btw
>>67089474
>He make the Westbrook/Kobe meme
no some Canadian guy made that, i didnt make that meme i just added Bledsoe to it
>>67089446
That's sad to hear. I was kinda hyped after they won game 3, but depending too much on being the home team really fucks them hard
>They done in 7 if they lucky
It'll most likely take 6 games only
>>67089501
'sup lakersbro
Well /nba/ its been a fun season
Sure I would have liked to have done some more damage in the playoffs
But this team improved by 12 wins and finally made the playoffs in over 8 years. A lot of good came from this year's team like cucking the Bulls and Wizards out of the playoffs. Here's to hoping our young guys learn from this experience. Good series Cavs. You guys are for sure the best team in the East so if my guys got any playoff experience I'm glad it was against you.
Go Pistons!
Emery Zhou you are getting fired tomorrow just letting you know
>>67089503
SPC OG here. I'm not associated with any other posters, I'm one guy.
>>67089534
Wow, is this a Reddit dissertation?
>>67089497
>>67089481
Hh shit ur right i thought it was a one year deal.
lmao what the fuck Suns, what is with these teams falling for the rookie coach meme. I want Jeff Van Gundy not goddamn Earl Watson.
>mfw the Lakers hire this guy
>get the 6 seed next year
You guys do know Lakers are hiring Kobe as coach right?
>>67089539
what do you have against based Emory? His gf was qt as fuck
>mfw my mom's new boyfriend was comforting me after i had nightmare so he told me to come and sleep with him and my mom so they can protect me and as he was tucking me in he looked at me and said that the Thunder might struggle against the Spurs because no one can match up against their crafty veterans and Kawhi Leonard will be able to shut down Durant and Westbrook at the same time because he is an elite defender
>>67089572
Sup /nba/
>>67089534
blow a totem pole nigger dick detoilet
>>67089580
kek
>>67089574
blatt sucks dick
>>67089580
that meme never was funny in the first place
>>67089576
Ugly as fuck, granny face. Sorta amazing. There aren't very many ugly young asian women but he managed to find one.
>>67089580
is your mom's boyfriend a Knicks fan by any chance? does he happen to abuse your mom at all? maybe after a bad Knicks loss?
>>67089580
kek 10/10
kanter is gonna be a real problem to deal with tho
I just called the police on you, Luke. Shouldn't have stolen that pizza after the Blazers won.
>>67089596
I bet you are the guy who harassed him huh?
The Cavs are literally going to win the championship
>tfw steph is actually fine but warriors still lose to the rockets.
>>67089609
oh my fucking god that gap
women are gross stop posting them
>Someone said 2-4 IRL and I couldn't stop laughing
>>67089588
>mfw some anon is pretending to be me and bookerposting in my place
pretty based anon. thanks for the bookers
>mfw Lakers hire Luke Walton
Can cavs do it? Seems like they got their shit together just in time.
post sexy NBA players in the nude
>>67089621
>>67089622
she's perfect
>>67089631
spurs senpai
so did he twist his knee or did he bang his knee?
>>67088198
>deviantart
dropped.
>>67089631
They're gonna sweep their way to the Finals and win the Finals in 6
What a time to be from Ohio
>>67089633
fucking lmao
>2-5
>advanced stats
>>67089646
someone tell this fat fuck to lose some weight
>>67089650
some ligaments got stretched when it hit the ground. his MCL got fucked up it looks like. kenny was damage controlling when he was calling it a contusion on inside the NBA
remember when milana got exposed for having no assets in those pics of her in rainbow clothing
>>67089646
why is she standing in an ocean of dead rodents? also 2bh senpai if this is a recent picture shes getting too thicc, losing the definition in her hips and just become a blob instead of a curve
>>67089654
kek this shit never gets old. if we hold awards at the end of the season this needs to be the meme of the year
>>67089665
thicc>>>>>>>
spurs chances are as thicccccc as she is
>>67089660
wtf this is a work save board???
thanks /nba/ my boss walked in on me and saw those pics. i'll probably get written up and fired from my 100k a year job.
>>67089679
it's a new pic from her insta
I have no problems with her hips desu, I love that shit
>>67089676
the stretchy pants had a weird pattern that fucked things up
clearing up my calendar so I can make time for the spurs parade
>>67089666
Even then he realized he shouldn't have said that near the end of the segment. I think he was trying to be optimistic about it but it was really just stupid to say that.
Is there a bigger baby than steph curry? fucking crying about injuries and his leg all fucking season. fuck off jesus christ
>>67089676
Yeah
No titty flat ass lookin ass hoe
Name someone who could beat up LeBron in a 1v1
>>67089729
Goku
>>67089679
Does anyone outside of /nba/ even know about it, though?
>>67089729
Schaub
>>67089660
Those are some big balls
>>67089679
>we
>>67089729
if that big Russian fuck on the Timberwolves is still in the league, he could probably kill anybody in the NBA
>>67089708
ya, you cant just have valgus stress like that and expect everything in the knee to be ok. lmfao it's not a "contusion"
>make fun of the warriors for losing to the rockets due to draymonkey green fucking up the last play to some guy next to me at the bar
>"SHIT MAN THAT AINT EVEN FUNNY SHUT UP"
>guy looks down and starts crying
>Go back to the same bar today
>make fun of warriors for losing steph curry to a slippery floor
>guy still there "HEY FUCK YOU BUDDY"
>he begins to start sobbing and his friends comfort him
>I laugh out loud and he gets up tries to punch me in the face
>misses completely and is escorted out by bouncers
>>67089742
Apparently someone sent John Wall shook memes and Hinkie fanfics to the reddit modmails so now one of them is butthurt and makes early generals with the same lelbron pic every single day.
>>67089660
dude is that a costanza tat?
>>67088198
>tfw the Celtics are the most based team in the playoff
>might get out of the first round with a bunch of ragtag nobodies
>no 'superstar' except for 5' nothing magic manlet
>kevin durant coming to boston next year
>based brad stevens continuing to be the best
Didn't think the Cs would turn it around this quickly but they're so fun to watch,
>>67089729
Kobr
>>67089745
Brendan pls leave
You would get heem'd in seconds
>>67089665
Look a cuckold
>>67089007
Nothing has changed.
>>67089742
7KT is the only meme that was able to break into the mainstream, and that wasn't even basketball related, he just memed on some bitch from an electropop band.
That's why our memes are dope tho. Normies don't steal and ruin them. /nba/ memes are the baneposting of /sp/, truly patrician memes that only meme masters appreciate the full value of.
I found Milana in the ESPN body magazines!
>>67089864
would hit 2bh
>>67089864
kek chubby chasers btfo
>>67089789
I'm trying to figure out which of the them is doing it, I've got the list at three left so far
>>67089809
Obviously a man, I don't know why she hides it
>>67089916
uhhh she can be whatever she wants to be asshole...its not ur job to say what people are allowed to identify as..bigot
>>67089896
Working overtime at the RBL forensics department?
How did you narrow it down to 3?
If Curry is seriously injured, do you think Kerr will be in the line of fire for pushing his team to get 73 wins rather than resting players?
>>67089972
rest wasn't gonna do anything. his ankle or foot or whatever got hurt game1. came back game 4 on a hobbled leg and injured his knee
>>67089972
no way, partly because what this anon said >>67089985 and also because it was an organization wide effort to get 73 wins. the players wanted it, the coaching staff wanted it, and the owners/front office wanted it too. if its end up fucking them over its the whole organizations fault not just Kerr's
>>67089935
comparing their writing pattern and use of slang
>>67090022
Keep up the good work and keep us updated.
yawn...the lamest memes of them all are being spouted right now
>>67090062
oh look curryfag found a new way to shitpost.
Just fuck off
>>67090062
still mad at Hinkie? come on mate, get over it
>>67090062
not sure who you are, but i like your work. you have a way of pushing buttons
>>67090119
Did y'all see Seth's opting out of Sacramento?
>>67089729
jamal crawford
>>67089972
Neither injury had anything to do with rest/overplaying.
>curry ded
>lecavs sweep
is lelbron, dare i say it, back?
>Curry is only averaging 7.5/1.8/1.8 in the playoffs
>""""""""MVP"""""""
I'd fire Kerr right now. He rushed Curry back and caused him to slip on slimy sweat.
>>67090140
lelbron has always been here
Lakers just hired Mike Dantoni
>>67090169
it's always the same Canadian aka 7kts vpn
Webm https://streamable.com/lat3
>>67090160
Sauce
>>67089534
nice work Detroit, see you next year
>>67089972
Nah he's fine
night /nba/
>>67090160
Don't lie
>>67090124
Come home best curry. Come back to canada
I'm quitting NBA general I need to lose 100 poinds
>Brad Stevens is 39
Damn. Nigga looks like he's in his mid to late 20s or early 30s
>>67090222
>>67090266
>looking young as a man
Feel bad for him desu
>>67090276
>>67090222
is Love actually completely okay after this? damn man. maybe this is the Cavs year.
>>67089646
must be cankles season
>>67090276
Morris had been a total thug since Kansas, he is one of the few players in the NBA who legitimately deserves a career ending injury.
>>67090276
If that was Larry Bird, he would blown morris the fuck out.
Does anyone have the pure hate for Curry copypasta?
The one where he wanted the warriors to go undefeated until the Finals. Only for Curry to get a career ending injury that left him paralyzed and having GSW ultimately lose the finals after being up 3-0? The one where it ends with "only then will I be satisfied". This copypasta has a degree of meme magic to it. I want to study the core of this power, f a m s.
>>67090276
>svg's reaction
Kek
>>67090222
How is that not a flagrant 2?
>>67090291
>1st round vs a pretty shitty 8 seed
Lmao Drummond salty as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyqb5Itsa5U&feature=youtu.be&t=45s
Did kevin love get kicked out the Hooper family? He's not in the muh rings got stolen commercial
>>67090329
the point is that Love didn't get hurt
>>67090329
pistons played way better than 8 seed
>>67090329
I mean Love came out okay from that, whereas last year the same thing made him ded. Things finally seem to be going LelBron's way.
>>67090335
he's in the NO GOOD CLIPPERS commercial so no
>>67090331
>The question
>That fedora
lmfao
drummond is literally a liability
>>67090331
>I mean what do you think? It's obvious right?
>>67090331
does anyone have an explanation why bigs suck so much at free throws
>>67090423
bgs tend to be crappy shooters
crappy shooters tend to be bad free throw shooters
machismo prevents them from trying granny shots which would probably up their % by 10-15
>>67089729
isaiah thomas
>>67090423
They automatically make every basketball team they try out for due to size alone and so are less likely to work on their shot for hours every day for 10+ years like players in other positions do.
>>67090423
They are genetically gifted with height so they dominant for atleast 18 years vs everybody simply because they're taller and never learn how to actually play real basketball.
>>67090423
theyre just fucking lazy and don't want to work. Hakeem literally mastered the game of basketball as a big and could actually play last minutes of quarters because of this.
>>67090451
Also Yao doesn't apply because he's a chink and he actually works hard and isn't a lazy nigger subhuman.
>DeAndre Jordan has played 288 more games than Drummond and has only missed 445 more FTs
>>67090459
akeem would have fucked Lebron up
end of debate
who /shaw/ here?
>>67090310
I want the Warriors to go 82-0
I want Steph Curry to win MVP again
I want Steve Kerr/Luke Walton to win coach of the year
I want Draymond Green to win defensive player of the year
I want Andre Iguodala to win 6th man of the year
I want the entire Warriors starting 5 to be named all NBA first team
I want the Warriors to sweep 12-0 into the Finals
I want them to go up 3-0 on the Cavs in the finals
Then I want Steph Curry to go for a fast break layup and trip and break his spine, turned into a vegetable until Sonya is forced to pull the plug.
I want Draymond Green to get caught raping a white woman and be executed.
I want Steve Kerr to get cancer and die a slow agonizing death like Flip.
I want the Warriors to collapse and lose the next 4 games to the Cavs by 50 points each
I want Oracle Arena to be ISIS's next target
After Oracle Arena is destroyed I want the city of Oakland to be leveled by nuclear fire
I want the Warriors moved to a new city and rebranded, never to bring Golden State another award
Lastly, I want Curryposter's livelihood ruined.
I want every second of his existence be utter misery.
When he can't take it anymore I want him to livestream his own suicide
Only then will I be satisfied
>>67090487
hakeem is actually one of lelbrons biggest fans.
said he actually wants to learn unlike dwight
>>67090514
my statement stands
>>67090459
this guy gets it
a ring with no finals mvp is like trying to get the head but she just jacking you off. you need more
>a ring with no finals mvp is like trying to get the head but she just jacking you off. you need more
>>67090546
i know you got his line from j cole bruh
>>67090546
Dunno what u talking bout I'm vuringin
>>67090282
That's actually a good thing. You can be banging 20 years old when you're 40 and no one would blink an eye. Kinda like pharell
>>67090613
40 year old women are sexier than 20 year old women
>40 year old women are sexier than 20 year old women
>>67090628
They might be but nothing beats the soft skin of 17-25 years olds. And even if you look young as an adult you can bang milfs because they'll just think you're a young dude
>>67090646
post the fucking clippers pepe right now
>>67090658
Not him but how much are you willing to give up for the Clippers Pepe? I have them all.
>>67090628
>40 year old women are sexier than 20 year old women
>40 year old women are sexier than 20 year old women
>>67090525
faggot
Good night /nba/
>40 year old women are sexier than 20 year old women
>>67090699
i hope you rot in hell
>>67090699
based
>>67090699
Not the real Canadian Cloppers fan. His christmas pepe has a different file name.
Nice try fag.
>>67090729
Nice falseflag but I'm the real Canadian clippers fan
>>67090718
https://youtu.be/4MhD3YfnAsU
>>67090729
>
>>67090738
Prove it gayboi
>tfw just got asked for my number
Gah o_O, sold my phat today woot woot
>>67090782
>>67090779
what does this have to do with basketball or the Clippers?
get the fuck out of here
>>67090779
alpha as fuck
>>67090794
Fuck off I'm actually going to sleep
>>67090806
Sleep tight while I falseflag as you
fuck it im going threaten peoples lives on reddit
>>67090794
ur mom went to college to get more knowledge so I fucked her haulage
>>67090812
Do you senpai
See you in the Raptors gamethread ;)
>>67090812
>>67090832
this is the greatest battle in /nba/ history tbhh
>>67090832
Don't forget Clippers @ Blazers at 10:30pm EST
am i going to get fat eating frosted flakes before bed?
>>67090940
>eating meme cereal
>>67088888
reslect \\\\\pecting the penta
>>67090940
people say it's not good to eat bad stuff right before bedtime so probably
>>67090423
for us, it's the equivalent of trying to shoot a tennis ball into an almost eye-level cylinder of the same circumference. now add in a massive ego and no desire to work on a postgame or to work on free throws because you're rich as fuck no matter what.
>“We never give up,” a smiling Isaiah Thomas said after the victory, with his two young sons sitting to his left at the podium. “No matter if we’re down 20 – sometimes guys will be on the bench and be like, ‘It doesn’t even feel like we’re down 20. We know we’re going to come back.’”
how based is this man
>>67090546
That's not even true. I guarantee there is not a single player in the NBA who thinks that way.
>>67091140
yea the ones with no fmvp's
>>67091145
Why should they care if they have it? If they've got a ring, then that's what they're looking for isn't it? That is the entire point of playing the god damn game.
>>67091190
yea the ones with no fmvp's
Nigga my dick like a rubix cube, the longer you play with it the harder it gets
Posting some kobe videos you may have not seen yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ7cq_0T668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa0EaEfJQOI
>>67091117
he's going to replace Curry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3gb5r-uIrg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoLzNjCeNF0
>that's not cool man
>>67091397
its not cool to throw other players to the ground or cuss out officials
i hope he gets hurt next
>>67091280
Bitch I've seen these nigga
>>67091421
That's not cool man
>>67088580
>yfw Wild Thang still gets a ring even if Cavs win
>>67091507
Why?
>>67090276
Im surprised nobody relate this to what Olynck did last year, should have been called a flagrant 1
>>67090291
Love did sink a 3 on the next possession
>>67091578
Ask Tristan Thompson
>>67090702
He never did anything for Nintendo, did he?
>>67090423
their talent is their size. they only practice what big men do. they are not required to do anything else.
the reason you have amazing players like KAT and Anthony Davis is because they were really skilled players who grew too tall and had to adjust their game but still kept the knowledge.
Then you have DeMarcus Cousins and Pau Gasol who are on a whole nother level. They just practice and practice.
>>67091616
I get what you are saying, but if the Cavs win, Varejao won't get a ring even though he played some games for the Cavs this season. Only get a ring if a player is on the playoff roster.
Otis Thorpe got a ring with houston in '94 and then was traded halfway through the next season to Portland for Clyde Drexler. Houston repeated as champs that year, but Thorpe didn't get a ring for playing with houston for the first half of the season.
>>67090423
Don't let anyone ever tell you the reason modern bigs can't hit a free throw to save their lives is anything other than the fact that they've had smoke blown up their asses since they were 6'6" 8th graders and never practiced a day in their lives until it was too late
>>67091697
I do agree with you about not bothering to work on free throws when they are young, then get hack-a-shaq'ed in the nba. But there is truth in the mental aspect of it. You can see how terrified Drummond, Dwight and DeAndre get when they step up to the line. All of a sudden they don't look like the huge behemoths they are but like a scared little kid.
Being big and/or having big hands has nothing to do with it when guys like Yao Ming, KAT, Boogie are just as big but hit 70%+
All that being said, i wonder about a little guy like Rondo for being a poor ft shooter
>tfw no norah jones gf
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8359542.stm
DAILY REMINDER
Pretty obvious that Curry and the people close to the situation are expecting to get bad news from the MRI today. I think it's either a torn MCL or a torn meniscus, or maybe both.
Totally brings in a lot of people to the Championship discussion tho.
Can the Warriors even beat the Clippers without Curry?
I think conventional wisdom says the Spurs win, but I think it'd be the Thunder or Clippers. And I don't think the Cavs come out of the East.
>>67092130
>And I don't think the Cavs come out of the East.
Who the hell else would it be?
Not Toronto. Not Miami. Not Atlanta. Not Boston.
>>67092142
I think it'll be Miami.
>>67092130
Clippers can make the Finals if OKC beats the Spurs. I don't see the Clippers beating the Spurs but I can see them beating OKC
>>67092148
not a chance.
>>67091792
you said it yourself man, it's a mental game and rondo has been shit at shooting free throws ever since obama roasted him about it
>>67092073
smart can legitimately defend 1-3 positions, and undersized 4s for brief periods. if he develops his shot he could be a star
He knows it's over. The meme train is off the rails lads.
>>67092215
They're peaking at the right time. Offensively they're a juggernaut and when Whiteside stays out of foul trouble they're among the best defenses in the NBA.
And unlike most of these up and comer east teams, the Heat have a proven coach and a proven leader who won't shit themselves late in games.
I mean if we're being real here, the Cavs/Pistons should be 2-2 if the Pistons didn't spill their spaghetti in crunch time. And the Pistons fucking suck.
>>67092259
>They're peaking at the right time.
They're playing against fucking Charlotte with homecourt advantage. I would hardly say they're "peaking."
>>67092267
Charlotte is a hell of a lot better than Detroit.
And Miami finished the season very strong WHILE resting Dwade and others as much as possible.
>the Lakers assemble a meme coaching staff of Luke Walton, David Blatt and some college hoops wizard
>they still fail to reach the playoffs
>>67092276
They won 5 of their last 8, that's barely above .500. And they lost the last game of the season against Boston, so there's no guarantee they can even beat them if they happened to match up at some point. I don't think Miami is anywhere near as good as you think they are. Yeah, they lucked into the 3 seed, but that means nothing. The race for the 3/4/5 positions was close as fuck and all the teams ended up tied.
Wow you can buy tickets for the next playoff game in Atlanta for $25. That's just sad.
>>67092245
Holy shit. If it is then the Spurs might be able to send Duncan out with his 6th ring.
>>67091108
This is the correct answer. It's hard as fuck for bigs to hit free throws because their hands are so big compared to the ball and the rim. They'd have to practice a lot more than regular players at free throws and most aren't really willing to do that when their role involves rebounding and playing defense
Hate to beat this drum again, but if it came down to KD or ET, I'm going with Elliot. KD had the most talented big three in the NBA and did not win with it. That says something. I'm not convinced the C's are better w/KD instead of ET.
Was it worth it for the Warriors to beat the Bulls' record now that Curry is going to be injured for the whole Playoffs and they will lose to Spurs, if not before?
lol what a pussy boy fagrod
>>67092142
PACERS
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>>67090282
shit genes detected hahahahaha point and laugh hahahahah
>>67088378
Of course. Klay woukd average 25 on any other team. Klay is actually better than curry as a catch-and-shooter, probably the greatest ever. His form is perfect. Also great driving to the hoop and has some size to him. Curry can somehow make it a ball go in the net from anywhere on the court though so it's not fair competition. Don't even get how considering his form is meh at best and he never follows through.
Has anyone shitposted about Curry's career ending injuries yet?
>>67092815
nah, this general has been mourning the loss of such a great player
>>67092661
He got injured because of a freak incident, not fatigue
>>67092848
RIP in peace Curry. The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long.
>>67092781
Tbh klay has the potential to be better than curry. But for whatever reason he can't get it all together. Probably because curry is already the first option and klay is kind of a fucker.
>>67092850
>hurts himself in 2 of 2 playoff games he plays
>not fatigue
>>67092910
How is slipping on a wet spot and tweaking your knee when falling fatigue related?
>>67092923
he was so tired he forgot how to step
>>67088318
Cavs obviously. Celts might get like 3 seed. They've impressed me this year. If they beat Atlanta they are going to get whammed by Cleveland, Kyrie has been on his shit lately.
Does Klay's face unnerve anyone else? Looks like a mulatto Guy Fawkes mask.
>>67088526
Brooklyn Nets had more experience?
>>67093006
>Paul Pierce
>Kevin Garnett
>Joe Johnson
>Deron Williams
obviously
>>67093038
>Forgetting Bases Terry
When will the Craptors and their shitty fans just stop making excuses? They could go 82-0 and they'd lose in the first round.
>>67093155
Bring back Vince desu.
What if Lebron played against the 89-90 Pistons?
>>67093178
They would have beaten him to death.
>>67092865
Klay will never have the handles or shooting ability that curry does
>>67093224
Why are the NBA and NFL so soft now? You get a penalty/foul for breathing too hard on a player. What happened?
>>67093252
Owners were tired of having their investments facing career ending, life ruining injuries
>>67093291
So, just like everything else, the rich people are in charge.
>>67093302
That's right senpai we are all just cogs in the corporate machine
>>67089191
clearly a shot clock violation
NEW????
>>67089534
>playoff experience
when will the meme end?
>>67093333
not even bump limit yet, don't be a dick
>>67093252
Sign of the times, man.
Sign of the times.
Actualy, I beleve it's all an effect of business.
These rules are ways to strengthen revenue flow.
Keep the stars in the game, keep more fans buying merch & in the seats.
>>67092975
>Implying the C's won't pick up some excellent players to improve their team in the offseason
>>67089972
>slipping on wet spot was a result of winning too many games
plz
>>67093373
They have the nets pick. I think they will try and get boogie
>>67091629
>cousins
>>67089972
Curry hurts himself eerytime he goes to HOU.
If anything, that organization should e under fire for being a blemish on the league and on the game of basketball.
Fucking pathetic losers down in HOU deserve their flood. Green is little bitch for not speaking on that. Bunch of degenerate voodoo childs need to go swim in sewage water. It's what they deserve.
>>67093414
I mean just look at this fat neckbearded faggot.
I can smell the loser from my chair.
He even admits to being a filthy voodoo fuck child. Wipe that whole city off th fucking map, rain gods.
>>67092678
Kek green hates curry
>>67093252
Like the other two guys said, business and the money that these players are getting now.
But i also think part of it has to do with tv becoming better and better over the years along with multiple camera angles, instant replays, the rise of ESPN with 24hour sports and also the internet and how it grew so quickly.
All of a sudden you have every armchair Joe with a voice screaming about hard fouls against their teams and how a guy like Laimbeer threw an elbow or a fist that the refs didnt see.
Things like that.
Also Malice at the Palace was pretty fucking awful for the NBA. People just saw a bunch of overpaid, huge thug niggers chimping out. That turned off a lot of viewers.
So mostly it was bad for business from both the owners/execs and the leagues view and their source of income. Players never want to get hurt either obviously and being in the spotlight much much more than previous generations due to social media, they want to appear to be friendly, decent young men so you will buy their shoes. Everyone knows now what an asshole and sociopath Jordan was, but it was hidden behind all the commercials and the league and MJ was savvy enough to know what to say to the media as well. After all, MJ was the biggest cash cow.
But i will say that this seasons playoffs have been the most physical in many years and the refs are swallowing their whistles much more.
Great thread, brotein shake.
>>67093817
You know I'm all about those great threads brotato chip
making a new thread hold up
notice how good this thread was
>>67093414
>>67093463
Excuse me, I am from Houston, and I can tell you it destroys everything it touches.
>>67093845
> Houstonian
I hope you get sepsis, you filthy degenerate.
>>67093906
I moved the fuck out, because it's a paved swamp.
>>67093843
Yes, yes I did.
new thread
>>67093989
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