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Kicks off 3.20pm AEST
>Collingwood
IN
Jack Frost, Josh Smith, Mason Cox, Brayden Maynard
OUT
Travis Cloke (Omitted), Tom Langdon (Knee), Ben Sinclair (Concussion), Jesse White (Omitted)
>Essendon
IN
Courtenay Dempsey, Sam Grimley
OUT
Patrick Ambrose (Omitted), Jayden Laverde (Shoulder)
@ vaughnlive.tv/afldude
first for /afl/
1st for norf
Too soon /afl/... too soon.
lads
>>67084058
that is pretty bad desu, and I don't even like Prince's music
>>67085072
I am literally the founder of this trend. After Hawthorn went 4-4 in the first 8 rounds last year, their season started at Round 9. They had a winning July and ever wrote them off saying teams who have undefeated Julys never win the Grand Final (arbitrary stat with no proof).
Round 9 and onwards you'll see the real contenders stringing together wins.
>>67085072
new method, i like it.
nomming you for the team still
>>67085186
nominatinng this guy for autist team
>2020
>>67085278
horrifying desu.
>>67085278
fucking kek
kek KEK K E K
only happen to cuckmantle
>>67085278
Imagine Fyfe being apart of a wooden spoon team
Fremantle are a mess. A big fat mess.
if this west cuck supporter doesnt make the team, then i've got a sneaking suspicion that team creator is him.
>>67085605
found the muzzie lads, have at him
>Players who's careers are being/were wasted at the club they play(ed) for
1) Riewoldt
2) Fyfe
3) Judd
>>67085652
which riewoldt?
would say both
>>67085605
its a public holiday you retard
>>67085673
That's true
>>67085652
Ablett
>>67085652
Add Pavlich and Bell to that list desu
How much does a beer cost to get at an AFL game? For some reason AFL games are on all the time here, never seen an NRL game though
>>67085739
Don't bother: 8-12$ and they're midstrength
>west australia
>relevant
>>67085771
this, just bring in a bottle of orange juice with 1/3 vodka in it. i like to bring my kids so it looks less suss, i don't have my licence right now so it's not like i can get busted for drink driving or anything, it's basically full-proof
>>67085848
>using your kids to smuggle alcohol
>not having a license as an adult
You are a worthless piece of shit, I feel sorry for your kids
>>67085739
$8 for a pint at the MCG
I get pissed beforehand and then buy one pint to sip for each half
>>67085848
>full proof
>>67085834
100% of the top 2 are Victorian teams.
80% per cent of the top 4 are Victorian teams.
Get absolutely wrecked worst cuckstralia, cucklaide and cuckland
>>67085834
>Fremantle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNDJyVJ_xn0
>>67085848
you absolute madman
old lady at work goes to every iggs game and smuggles in wine and just blatantly pours it into two plastic cups and drinks it. no one really cares
>>67085929
>>67085943
Remember that constant LE KEKTORIAN shitposting from WA autists?
The stupid fucks are quiet now
>>67085771
>>67085848
it's 12 canacuck bucks for a shitty canned beer like Bud Light or Molson at NHL/MLB games here 8$ seems reasonable. Rum and coke on the train is the way to go.
Have the word filters been reintroduced: testing, cuck
also fuck James Hird desu
>>67085975
he's got an excuse
>>67085072
>>67085072
>>67086054
>this level of delusion
My fucking sides
>>67086014
I wanna go to a Habs game one day Ñ‚bh, how much are tickets usually?
who /dees/ here
who /dabloos/ here?
>>67086249
Do you rate Bolton?
Don't watch much Carlton games, but I'm happy he got a coaching gig. Different type of coach
>>67085734
bell won two flags retard
>>67086293
With norf, but he was wasted in Freo
>>67086338
not like he would have any more if he'd stayed with north
>>67086292
I rate him quite highly. Brings an enthusiastic air to the club, I like him a lot
>>67086389
Dunno, norf were mediocre in the early/mid 00s, but Freo were awful
>>67086202
still on a high from last night, what a team, first time in 20 years ive felt we have a genuine chance of winning a premiers hip
>>67087075
You're a long way off
>>67087075
man. Jack Viney is joining that Duckwood/Good Bloke Hodgey mould at a rate of knots.
and then there's the beard mountain
fuck i'm excited
Who's looking forward to a fair and even-handed contest today that will in no way be tainted by blatant corruption?
>>67087048
>cuckthorn went 4-4 last year
Friendly reminder I found this trend after analytical work that took hours for the sole purpose of sharing with /afl/ which is soon to be abused like the faggot I quoted.
You need to actually have a strong finish to the season and that isn't guaranteed you gambling degenerate
>>67087075
We were a better team than this in the early 2000s. But yeah this is the first time in a decade the future has looked bright.
>>67087048
>most successful club of the modern AFL era.
I don't think so. That belongs to Hawthorn
>In: Grimley
Still fucking laughing
excited to mason cox running around like a chook with his head cut off
>>67087353
>this delusion
mmhmm
>>67085278
Freo primed to win the flag in 2021
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>>67087353
>quality of cuckthorn's flags
Literally winning hip because other team shits the bed. Great fucking dynasty, LAMO.
>>67087500
>lose best forward of modern era
>coach is sick, doesn't coach for 6 weeks
>shitloads of injuries
>manages to win 3 hips in a row, with every equalisation method in place
hmmmmmm
>>67087527
>home game against interstate side despite finishing lower
>massive doping regimes
>win GF via bed shitting of opponent
They are steven bradbury's except he didnt cheat.
>>67087419
looking forward to a brilliant game of footy today! Truly AFL will be the winner and will prove to be a stunning spectacle worthy of our ANZAC tradition. Let We Forget.
>>67087563
Sorry, but AFL is a Victorian sport, you have to play at the MCG to win a grand final. Suck it up, cuck.
Bed shitting of opponent, due to our sheer demolition.
We're not Essendope. Maybe Geelong are.
Next.
>>67087563
THIS t.b.h, how anyone can be pathetic enough to take pride in this is ridiculous.
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>67087853
good post
>>67087853
>victoria sport
Continually cucked by every other state including rugby league states, KEK.
>>67087892
good post
>>67087873
>being so mad that you post "good post" to everyone who makes fun of WA
Giving this guy an autist nom, he's been doing it all weekend
>gonna lose pokie money and be poor again
>gonna get stripped of hips for doping
>all best players are mid 30's
>all the bandwagon 'supporters' will abandon
Cuckthorn on the edge of cliff. Tasmania here they come.
>>67087922
bad post
>>67087922
he samefags off his mobile
based broship bowl. Aint no better time to be in Melbourne
I love how you're literally seething with fury right now and are desperately performing damage control..
>>67087892
>expand into other states because you can
>have more members than any nrlel club in anus fingering states
>worst cuckstralians pander to your big strong league to get a team
>"""""cucked"""""
It's like you don't even know what the word means
>>67087991
pretty sure the cucktorian guy does that
>>67088020
godo post
>>67088018
>bowl
FOY
>>67088018
You're much worse than the last one
I'm Victorian and agree the GF should be played at the most deserving teams ground, perhaps just raise the price of tickets to compensate for less seating. they should also shorten the season so everyone plays each other one time only. If a competition is not completely fair it is meaningless imo
>>67088020
Since the AFL era (1990), Interstate teams win 300% more Premierships pro-rata than Cucktorian teams.
Literally by definition cucked, cucktoria KEK!
>>67088088
Based cuckbro
>>67088099
How's the WAFL going?
>>67088088
The grand final will always be played at the home of AFL football, the MCG.
Cucks need to get used to it. They weren't complaining according to this post >>67088099
>>67088088
dubs of truth
>>67088099
>unfair advantage
>still get cucked
Cucktoria KEK
>>67088088
>I'm Victorian
Sure
>and agree the GF should be played at the most deserving teams ground
Until the other states build decent stadiums with 100,000 capacity thats not going to happen. The Grand Final deserves nothing less. And considering those stadiums would lie empty for most of the year because they simply don't have the population or sporting culture to fill them, it's an unlikely proposal.
>>67088157
Who else /hadstalactitesat5am/ here?
>>67088157
underrated post
>>67088088
I will also add that all revenue i.e tickets, TV, merch sales should be put in a pot and shared equally among all clubs this is one thing the Americans get right with the NFL, just because a club like west coast has an entire state to themselves should not provide a massive financial advantage in facilities, perks etc.
>>67088157
nomming this guy for the team
FRESHCUNT STRAIGHT OFF THE BOAT FROM FB TEST
>People who say Carn
>>67088196
>literal communism
"no"
>>67088117
Irrelevant, as worst cuckstralians' own league remains completely cucked
Glad someone actuality knows what the word means
>>67088174
Completely irrelevant a sporting competition should fair and unbiased to all competitors.
>>67088117
Iggs are the richest club in the AFL, stay cucked cucktoria.
>>67088238
you would rather a situation like the english premier league or the Yankees in baseball? because that is where the AFL is/ is heading
>>67088273
If you don't like it, feel free to leave the Victorian sport and build up the WAFL :^)
>Yank accents on ANZAC Day
Disgusting.
>>67088290
>"we're so rich"
>can't buy a home grand final
Remain cucked
>>67088290
>english premier league or the Yankees in baseball
Not familiar with either situation Ñ‚bh
I'm happy to explore other ways of evening the playing field, but your previous suggestion is too communist for me to swallow
>>67088266
>WAFL premierships won by Bestern Australia - 130 (ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY)
>WAFL premierships won by Cucktoria - 0 (ZERO)
cucktorian cucks cucked again
>at least its on our ground
>even we get cucked at the actual game
Holy shit cucktorian mind-set is literally beta city.
dons to end buckley today?
>only Victorians can play AFL on ANZAC day
get cucked worst cuckstralia
Freo winning a grand final?
GF outside the MCG?
Worst Cuckstralian football not being subservient to Victoria?
Worst Cuckstralians successfully seceding?
NEVER
EVER
>>67088174
I suppose you would need to exclude the small boutique grounds but Subiaco, the Gabba, SCG and Adelaide Oval could host a grand final with a bit of a ticket price increase to compensate
cuck posters need to get new material, they just regurgitate the same posts they've done the day before or the week before.
https://www.7live.com.au/
cucks KEK
>>67088477
Dubs of truth
WA autist has 3 points on eternal rotation
>>67088443
It's a lock mate. Woosha is gonna fire up these cunts for a big one.
>ctrl f cuck
>53 results
/afl/ is fucking shit nowadays
>>67088472
It wouldn't have the same atmosphere, it would just ruin the experience. Anyway it's a moot point, the MCG has the contract to host until at least 2037. By which time some of the other states may have populations capable of jusitifying 100,000 capacity stadiums.
>>67088457
Having these two irrelevant shitstain teams play is literally shitting on the ANZACS.
Good one Cucktoria.
As a country, australia is LITERALLY PERVASIVELY KEKED AT ALL TIMES by my country's monarch.
God bless.
>>67088520
Big strong best australian to the rescue, again.
>>67088523
This is what happens when West Australian subhumans are allowed to use computers
>>67088562
>literally fuming
KEK
>>67085929
>80% of the top 4 are Victorian teams
The state of your maths, lad
>>67088562
pretty much
fucking sandgropers
>IN: Courtenay Dempsey
>>67088577
There we go, thought you'd crawl out of your cuckmantle box. How's ross the boss going?
c U c K
>that iced out bucket hat
>medallions for days
>>67088651
He is literally and perpetually seething that Ross Lyon will never win a flag
>>67088651
>2 posts
>cuckthorn sperg (you) has literally 100's
you're a dumb cunt
>>67088670
Nah, don't worry mate. He's a based igg now
>>67088682
Not him cuck, but it seems your up to your good old tricks again. Fuck off cuck
>>67088694
>Not him cuck
Its (you), furiously trying (and failing) to get your own back since being outed as the biggest sperg with all your posts in the archive.
>>67088751
Literally, no try again. Committed Norf here.
You are furiously trying (and failing) to avert your cuckmeme attention away from you. You literally sit on a computer each weekend typing cuck like a buffoon for the past year. If I'm ever in Perth, I'll give you such a fucking beating
>>67088797
>being so mad on the internet you begin saying you will beat people up for making you this mad
>>67088654
>numale
Please have sex
>>67088809
I'm a big guy.
>>67088797
>impotent cucktorian numale rage
FUCKING KEK, (you) couldnt punch your way way out of a wet paper bag.
>>67088654
>mentally damaging others
>spouts /pol/tism
Kek
KEK
K E K
>>67088813
>>67088860
triggered samefag
>>67085929
>80% per cent of the top 4
>>67088884
Definitely the top two and most of the third one too. This logic is fine.
St Kilda will beat West Coast in round 8
>>67088910
falseflag
>>67088612
>>67088884
That extra five percent is the south melbourne in sydney, clearly
>>67088910
blatant falseflag
Why is it so easy to trigger the WA autist lads?
>North are 5-0
>Fremantle are 0-5
>both of these streaks look like they are gonna continue
wew lad
>>67088968
>projecting
>>67088968
You call him an autist yet you're the one consistently arguing with him
>>67088980
Wouldn't be so sure. North has a 6 day break and has travelled 3 of the last 5 rounds.
Meanwhile the Dogs have had every game at Etihad.
Will make the game a lot closer than it otherwise might be imo.
will essendone win and end buckleys career?
should i swap my tip
>>67089022
Maybe if the Dogs had a half-back line
I want to get into your sport
>>67089061
PLEASE
>stand and remove your hats
m'ANZAC
stream?
7 just switched to border security wtf
Hello I'd like to nominate this whole thread for the autism squad
of course that fat mess of a female soldier couldn't even keep in sync with the athletic man
I'll just leave this here.
The Anzac trumpet always makes me a teary faggot
>>67089120
do you not possess a tv you utter cretin
worst game of the round incoming
Who /bombers/ here?
Is this a big game?
>abo flag in the centre
man, this NZ anthem is so fucking gay
Get on Kelly for the Anzac medal lads.
Big game player with his first ever Anzac day game.
>>67089048
I still think North will win but a lot of people aren't considering the travel aspect when they look at the game. It's always hard to quantify how much it effects teams but I think when there is a disparity between the two teams like this game, then it should be taken into account.
If the dogs can keep close to North for the first 3 quarters I wouldn't be at all surprised to see them be able to run over the top of them.
>>67089061
Best way is to watch it. Watch one game with no idea wtf is going on so you get a feel for how it looks and flows. The next game you watch ask questions here. today isn't a good day for questions, because it's two rubbish teams so a lot of shit will be bewildering for us as well, plus it's one of the biggest games on the calender.
>>67089174
>cucktoria
rance lucky to only get two weeks
>>67089116
Fuck off back to your containment board you worthless faggot.
>>67089163
triggered me hard.
>>67089163
Traditionally yes, in terms of premiership points no
>>67089163
2nd biggest game of the year.
>ANZAC day on a monday
how many tradies will be having a sickie tomorrow
>>67089132
>>67089136
>>67089151
>>67089153
>>67089156
>>67089157
>posted during the moment of silence
>Poo Peeland national anthem
cucktoria
>>67089187
>Not Grimley
what happens in the ball carrier gets tackled to the ground and can't offload the ball?
When can/can't you call for a mark?
>tfw listening to the anzac trumpet in assembly in primary school and trying not to laugh when it gets to the fast bit
betting tips?
>>67089214
>what happens in the ball carrier gets tackled to the ground and can't offload the ball?
holding the ball free kick, assuming they haven't committed a free kick like a head high tackle or in the back when making the tackle
>When can/can't you call for a mark?
when it hasn't been touched and isn't less than 15 metres
Nothing like a bit of self congratulation
hope straffos at the game
>>67089163
for you
>>67089225
>tfw a kid let a massive fart rip during the minute's silence in primary school and bad to try keep a straight face
>>67089233
You are the redditor here, knobhead.
>>67089227
save your money
>>67089203
>glorifying literal murderers
'no'
>>67089214
If they have prior opportunity to dispose of the ball, a free kick is given to the opposing side.
If not, and no free kick is due, the ball is bounced where the player fell and the two sides contest it.
A mark is taken when the ball is kicked, is not touched, and travels more than 15 meters.
3.30pm (1530 hours) in the afternoon before this fucking thing even starts
>>67089252
okay mum hahahaha
>kirk ugly
>bombers win the toss
Yess boiiiiis
>it's another get called into work at 5pm episode
BIG STRONG AMERICAN
BIG COX DOWN YOUR THROAT
USA WINS ANZAC DAY
BSA PWOS
>Its an american wins teh anzac day episode
BIG COX
bloody unaustralian that is
>yank kicks the first goal on anzac day
national embarrassment
THE PIES HAVE THE BIG BOX
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67089349
pls no bully
>>67089349
underrated post
why are americans so much better at everything than us?
>>67089349
delet this
Travis Cloke on suicide watch
Bruce is gonna come harder over this yank than he ever did over Rioli
OFFICIAL COUNTRIES WHOSE ASSES WE SAVED IN WWII POWER RANKINGS
1, Great Britain
2. France
3. China
4. Philippines
9001. Australia
Dons look fucking awful
The only thing the Bombers will achieve this year is costing Melbourne a spot in the finals
>>67089425
It's embarrassing, really. They look completely lost.
>>67089454
Have they even touched the ball yet?
>>67089420
Thanks man
Dons won't score in this quarter, calling it
>>67089488
You're already wrong
>>67089488
The city of >(You)
>>67089488
Your future self would like to have a word with you.
>>67089274
hey cuck waiter. Get your Ls yet?
>>67089509
>>67089510
>>67089512
>>67089519
>that soft free kick
>a genuine score
Essendon are going to get absolutely thumped
Call this shit off, soldiers didn't die for you to put up this crap Essendope.
JUST
>>67089515
>>67089543
Yes, genuine as evidenced by Essendon's as of this post 1.0 (6) scoreline
>>67089524
haven't even done the online practice test yet
How's this 40 point breeze ay
Can't imagine how frustrating it must be watching this as a Dons supporter. They're not even trying.
>>67089557
I got 100% but drive like a bitch. Also can the pies make this the highest scoring match in a few years?
check dem power-stances
>goddard left the saints to win a premiership
>Grimley
KEK
>>67089602
>grimley on field over nicnat
;___;
I put a bet on the difference to be less than 15 points
Cooney is actually trying for once - shame about the rest of the team.
>>67089636
>The cucktorian big 4
kek
KEK
K E K
>>67089582
Just end it pls fampai
They should have re-organised all this shit at the start of the year, no marquee games for Bumbers
>>67089636
>conveniently hiding the winless cuckmantle
>>67089557
don't go thru orange lights on your test no matter how hard you got to screech the brakes
>>67089674
>no marquee games for Bumbers
or shitmond, collingshit or carltank
It's almost as if the pies can reach 200 this match with the way the Dons are playing
Bombers taking a hit for the greater good here. Buckley would have been sacked if the Pies lost.
>The Victorian 'Big 4'
Jesus Christ what a pathetic state
>>67089703
I can imagine he'll cop shit again starting next week.
Honestly, I think the bombers are still in this.
Collingwood will start front running like all hell, Essendon will steady and before the collywobbles readjust suddenly Essendon will be within 2 goals.
4 more years
4 more years
>>67089704
merge all other victorian clubs into them
>>67089704
>Victorian Big 4
loving every laugh
A comeback is still possible, r-right guys?
Reminder that the top 5 are all Victorian teams:
>North Melbourne
>Western Bulldogs
>South Melbourne
>Geelong
>Hawthorn
meat pies will win by 83pts screen cap this im from the future
>>67089721
Yeah but this win will tide him over for a fair while.
whats for dinner lads
>>67089747
>Sydney Swans
>>67089755
If this doesn't happen then you'd best kys 'cause you won't be going back to the same timeline Marty.
>>67089775
"Sydney" is literally still South Melbourne and always will be.
I cant believe going to game is still so popular, you literally cant see shit for most of the time
>>67089790
atmosphere
HAHAHAHHAHA
>>67089788
Nope, they got cucked out existence just like Fitzroy.
>tfw Sidebottom in multiple leagues
>memeher
>>67089790
It was the first Anzac Day match to not sell out in a long time
>Daniher
Joe Daniher basically giving a physical representation of Essendon's game so far.
>>67089807
Wrong. A dying Fitzroy merged with Brisbane. South Melbourne simply moved to Sydney.
WHEN WILL IT END
what a fucking load of absolute shit this game turned out to be
>>67089758
FUCCIN ANSWER ME
When I think of RC's ghost looking up from hell at this game I can't help but smile to myself.
>There are soldiers deployed overseas right now risking their lives for EssenDONE to be this fucking terrible.
>>67089822
Wrong, South Melbourne stopped existing completely and were replace the Sydney Swans.
>>67089856
Fuck off you worthless gook.
>>67089876
Why do Sydney Swans have SMFC on the back of their guernseys?
>>67089843
Japanese
>>67089822
Brisbane have FFC on the back of their guernsey, do Sydney have SMFC? I can't remember.
>>67089758
Burger
>>67089891
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Melbourne_FC
>South Melbourne Football Club is an Australian semi-professional soccer club based in suburb of Albert Park, in Melbourne, Victoria.
south melbourne are a wogball club KEK
>>67089901
Pretty sure Brisbane have "BBFFC", or at least used to
>>67089758
>>67089843
Toothpaste sandwich
>>67089758
Roast Chicken
>>67089790
So much of what happens in a footy game is off camera. It's almost the worst sport to watch on TV.
>>67089758
nomming this guy for the team
always asks what is/was for lunch/dinner
>>67089822
This.
Historically, the Brisbane Lions are considered a separate entity to both Fitzroy and Brisbane Bears in that Fitzroy's premierships aren't counted to the Brisbane Lions.
In contrast, South Melbourne's premierships are counted in Sydney's history.
>>67089943
nominating this cunt for the team, asking what's for dinner/lunch doesn't shit up the threads you waste of space
>>67089922
>turning AFL club into wogball club
Sounds about right for cucktoria.
>>67089997
Niggah just wants some dinner ideas.
>>67089922
>this damage control
Trying to hold off from the truth, typically non-Victorian
>>67090014
Are you still pushing this 'cucktoria' shit even though both teams in your shitty state were btfo?
>>67090019
Claiming a Sydney based team as cucktorian is the ultimate damage control and you know it.
What are the chances that the pies will lose?
Less n'them
>>67090042
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_Swans
>The club has been based in Sydney since the South Melbourne Football Club was relocated to Sydney in 1982
>you will literally damage control this
>its a cucktoria ruin ANZAC day episode
its like they hate the ANZACS, lads.
stream?
>70 points down before halftime
>the pricked shoulders of Essendon
>>67090060
maybe check the OP you retarded faggot
>>67090054
So what its a Sydney team now.
>Freo, who finished top of the ladder last year are now below this Essendon side
>>67090058
Incorrect, Essendon are giving the best reenactment of Britain's and it's allies attempts to take Gallipoli.
>>67090096
delet this
Laughing at West Australians tbqh
This Worst Australia retard is a poster boy for /reddit9k/. Cancerous teenagers ruining 4chan
>>67090117
>projecting
>>67090044
20/1
>>67090058
>its a WA teams in the top 7 episode
Oh wait I'm pretty sure that ep got cancelled :^)
>>67090146
>projection
>>67090146
Why cannot the WA teams get into the top 7?
Seriously its you cunts who were obsessed with us
>>67090146
>born in cucktoria
>live in west cuckstralia
not sure which side to take ahaha
>>67089692
to be fair though nobody predicted richmond would be complete fucking shit given how they have been the last few seasons
>>67090146
beta numales that get genuinely angry over casual banter
>>67090178
I guarantee it's this faggot >>67090181
Got a warning at post 670 the other night
>>67090087
>Sydney team now
So you do admit that they are originally South Melbourne, hence they are forever Victorian.
>>67090202
>obsessed
Who /halftime nap/ here?
>>67090199
t. worst cuckstralian mine worker
>>67090208
No one cares about your autism. Sydney Swans is a Sydeny team.
>two teams
>1st and 2nd
>can't even win the flag against based Victoria
>>67090213
Might have a /halftimef fap/ haha
>>67090236
this guy HAS to be in the team
>>67090236
>west australian posting
>>67090236
>westaustralianposting.jpg
>>67090215
>>67090247
>>67090249
severely underrated posts
>>67090259
why are you so obsessed?
>>67090242
hasn't been nommed and it's shit tier /nrl/ or /cric/ regardless
>>67090259
Nice projection
>>67090270
He got normed earlier, autist watch will have to consider him
>>67090280
I thought you got banned cunt
qt army patriotic girl?
Are all the girls in the army this qt? Might join up desu
>>67090306
Nah, they are all sluts too. Look at giant mouth on that bitch.
Lads, how relevant is the WAFL?
>Essendope done
>Cuckmantle exposed
>Poort Memelaide couldn't handle the bants
Meme teams BTFO
>tipped essendon
>>67090328
>he tipped Essendone
everyone enjoying the boongball?
>>67090325
Iggs barely hanging on to the 8 also desu
>>67090313
Do the mining fumes cause autism?
Seriously lad get yourself some help
>at the game
>forced to listen to the Australian Army Band again and again
This is a living nightmare from which I can not awaken.
>>67090363
He's probably just an abo
>>67090403
>triggered
Found the abo. Should have known, considering worst cuckstralian demographics
>>67090388
he's literally spewing out the same shit and it's what you do too
>>67090388
>mfw you're literally a fat fuck with a bananas in pyjamas head
>>67090409
>cucktorian so mad he is literally spamming pasta in furious rage
Spamming pasta just lets everyone know how gotten to you, you are.
>>67090444
>"how gotten to you, you are"
>aboriginal education
lol this american is killing it
>>67090444
Spamming the word cuck just lets everyone know how much you sperg over Victoria.
>>67090444
Its a falseflag by worst australians
>>67090429
the fact he bothers repeating lets me know I got to him
>>67090457
>>67090464
>>67090469
gotten too, KEK!
someone just destroy this general honestly .. don't think theres been a post on the game for the past 20 posts
>>67090471
nominating this guy for the team
nominating all 59 people in this thread for the team
>>67090471
this is pretty accurate
>>67090489
The game is a blow-out
>>67090489
I agree the general is shit but there is nothing to talk about in this shitty game
>>67090507
>lets just call each other cucks and shitfling about our states
very good general
SACK WOOSHA
>COME BACK
>>67090505
>please pay attention to me big strong victorians
>this game is so bad that the entire thread is off topic shitposting
>the two shittest states in Australia calling eachother cucks
>>67090576
AFL generals have always been like that you freshcunt
>>67090614
>Implying
I've been to NSW a few times. Is slightly less trash than Vic
>>67090620
It's depressing
>>67090620
Kek the janitor is mad as fuck
>>67090643
Better than trivago plain jane
>>67090643
Get in line
>>67090643
THICK
>>67090643
Who? Someone post a screencap
Kek the copypasta spammer got banned
>>67090674
No one cares
Nice "contest", afl
Jesus Christ
>not participating in the mighty cuck wars
We will be remembered like the anzacs, lads.
I reckon pies will win @ 156
let this be a lesson to all; don't support the red on blacks. I cannot believe that >we somehow won the premiers hip last year.
going down the servo, anyone want anything?
>>67090732
To be fair WA and VIC are the most relevant states, its only logical we'd fight for top spot
>>67090765
winnie blues
>>67090765
Grab us an iced coffee mate
>>67090765
pie and a bundaberg ginger beer thanks m8
>>67090765
mars bar thanks
>>67090765
can of dog food please
Based Ch7 with The Killers deep cuts
>all this mason cox cocksucking
please play our sport big strong americans!
Based harves
What's an Essendon comeback paying?
Weekly Biggest Autist Power Level Rating Guy here.
I have been monitoring the threads up to this point and making note of all nominations. Glad to be with you all for the ANZAC Day Round, we've had many nominations. With only a quarter left and an unassailable votes lead I am pleased to announce our latest promotion. After narrowly missing out on making the Team last week and having been nominated for the last 2 consecutive Rounds it gives me great pleasure to finally announce this contenders promotion to the Official 2016 Team for Round 5. His efforts in not only creating, but continually posting his beloved map makes me remember the days of the 2015 Team and it's beloved Artistic Autist, great stuff. Below you will find the contenders for this round, the contender promoted this round and the updated 2016 Team so far. Well done to all involved, I hope your team did well. See you all next week. Lest We Forget.
This weeks contenders so far:
>"Deluded WAutist and his map" Guy
>"Ropable" 5AA Callers
>"Merge Hawthorn" Guy
>"Defensive Hawks Pepe Poster" Guy
>"Good Post" Guy
>"Shit Post Pasta" Guy
>"What's for dinner lads?" Guy
>"Gorilla Cuck Poster" Guy
Promoted to the Team for this round:
>"Deluded WAutist and his map" Guy
The 2016 Autist Team so far:
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>"RC on aborted narrative watch" Guy
>"Port goes to China Essay" Guy
>"Deluded WAutist and his map" Guy
who just woke up here?
>>67090786
I had to get a can of dog food once from the servo
>druggie friend has dog
>doesn't take care of it
>stinky as fuck, hungry
>go to the servo get dog food
>dog acts like its never eaten before
fucken druggies man
>>67090814
about time
>>67090814
Got a feeling WA autist won't be accepting this, as he was also shit post pasta guy and is now banned
>>67090786
>dog acts like its never eaten before
Elaborate
>>67090814
>tfw in contenders list three (3) times this week
>>67090835
LOL
Lest we forget.
Weekly Biggest Autist Power Level Rating Guy here.
I have a correction to make, all western Australian posters have been added to the team, your continued spamming of "cucktoria" across the 2015 and 2016 season is a level of autism yet unseen.
This weeks contenders so far:
>"Deluded WAutist and his map" Guy
>"Ropable" 5AA Callers
>"Merge Hawthorn" Guy
>"Defensive Hawks Pepe Poster" Guy
>"Good Post" Guy
>"Shit Post Pasta" Guy
>"What's for dinner lads?" Guy
>"Gorilla Cuck Poster" Guy
Promoted to the Team for this round:
>"Deluded WAutist and his map" Guy
The 2016 Autist Team so far:
>All West Australian posters
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>"RC on aborted narrative watch" Guy
>"Port goes to China Essay" Guy
>"Deluded WAutist and his map" Guy
>>67090820
druggies man, makes me sick
>>67090814
how was pooing guy in the contenders
>>67090853
B A S E D
A
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E
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>>67090853
very good move by the Weekly Biggest Autist Power Level Rating Guy
doing gods work
>>67090853
>>67090864
>>67090870
>trying to emulate based autist
Un-Australian 2bh
>>67090858
gotta respect the nominations plus see >>67090680 he was dedicated.
>>67090858
If it wasn't for all the WA autism, I would have thought pooing guy was a shoe in
>Grimley actually scoring OK
Wheres the guy who had Grimley in his team?
>the city of James Gwilt
>>67090814
>the days of the 2015 Team and it's beloved Artistic Autist
keked. Never Forget. Good choice he's deserved it for weeks the sperg.
Collingwood will beat West Coast next week
>>67090913
WA autists to implode over this
>RC is seething in his basement right now staring at the noose wondering if he'll ever have the courage to do it.
Pottery.
>>67090915
They can't, they're banned kek
>>67090913
Pressure will be off and Collingwood will play like shit.
Reminder that if your Number 1 Ticket Holder is anything less than a VC medal recipient in the SAS you can't call yourself Australian.
>>67090913
Was sitting next to a bunch of WA autists once. They're so obnoxious, but the pies winning made it all the better.
>>67090943
Big effort for you to leave the house for once, m8.
>>67090927
Haha what a bunch of cucks, KEK!
>>67090932
Reminder that if you lost the first five games of the season, you are last on the ladder
Has bigfooty made any direct mention about /afl/?
>>67089856
Was the worthless gook you, anon?
>>67090932
2010 A League number one ticket holders
Club Number one ticket holder
Melbourne Heart FC Jon Bon Jovi[22]
top that cunt
>>67090814
shame that guy who got called a fat fuck in maccas, then """lost""" his virginity to a prossie without knowing if his dick even got inside her (protip: it didn't) failed to get a mention.
>>67090965
I'm sure the west coast board will soon
>>67090979
Wasn't funny m8, better luck next week
>>67090979
Seemed like a direct rip of mackaybro from /cric/
>>67090977
>A-League
>2010
Top yourself mate.
>>67090853
getting in the team use to mean something
alot of weak noms and weak team promotions
dead meme is dead
>>67091000
except Mackaybro goes balls deep without a cover and has to skip the state to avoid paternity payments.
how did essendon beat melbourne?
This is a great sport, to be honest family.
Do I get to support the Demons now?
>>67091022
>>67091022
>Booty blasted about not making the team
kek
>>67091030
melbourne can't win when they're favourites
>>67091035
PLEASE
>>67091022
Yeah the pick guy has gone full crowd pleaser.
Do you think the commentators would be singing Tipungwuti's praises as much as they are if he didn't look like an oil spill?
>>67091035
Distasteful post on Anzac day desu
>>67091026
hah did she actually get preggers?
>>67091022
>replying to the fake one.
freshcunt
>>67091047
>people nominate and vote
>crowd pleaser
?
>>67091035
it's our year la
(filename may be out of date)
>>67091057
the theory was that she was already, keep in mind he bartered for the root with meth.
>american
>starts sentence with "yeah, nah"
Give that cunt citizenship
>>67091055
A moment of silence to those who actually had to go to war and not shitpost on a uzbeki knitting forum
>>67090932
he isn't the 2016 #1 ticket holder.
>>67091030
melbourne fucked up.
>>67090991
nothing in the list or in this "community" is even remotely funny, it's not a condition of nomination
>>67090932
Reminder that Fremantle and Ross Lyon together have collectively won literally zero (0) flags
>>67090932
The fuck is a "Number-one ticket holder"
>>67091135
they give them to celebrities and shit to promote the club. Eric Bana is a number one ticket holder.
>>67091150
Odd practice, what's it's origins?
>>67091170
+50 rubles
I rather give Istanbul to America rather than the snowniggers of Russia or the denbtmasters of Gayreece (who have an economy so pathetic that having Istanbul would double their GDP)
>>67091185
>"A number-one ticket holder is a person who holds membership ticket number 1 of a particular football club. Possession of the number one ticket is largely symbolic, but prestigious. The tradition of having a number one ticket holder is mainly observed in Australia. The ticket is often given to a celebrity or past player in order to raise the profile of the club."
>>67091185
I wouldn't have a clue how it started. It's just there, no one ever talks about it, it just exists.
>shitskin was gonna do a terrorist attack on old diggers on ANZAC day
why do we let these subhumans in to our country?
>>67091214
KILL EM ALL
>>67091214
Lax immigration policies have been used to artificially inflate our population since after WW2
>>67091238
We should have never dropped the white australia policy. Multiculturalism is a mistake.
>>67091214
>islam not mentioned anywhere in the article
what world do we live in
>>67091214
Because being against it makes you a racist.
For some reason being a racist is now the literal absolute worst thing anyone can be.
>>67091256
>tfw first gen wog
>love afl not wogball
>prefer a snagga than the cooking my grandma makes
JUST
>>67091214
desu Arabs don't deserve self rule and the Ottoman Empire should have allowed to exist
>>67091256
you're trying too hard
>>67091269
so are you
>>67091269
Good, lad.
The italian/greek wogs were unironically cultural enrichment and willing/capable of integration. All these black africans and jihadis should never have been allowed to come here.
>>67091291
I'm not tbqh, that is actually me ahah
>>67091295
yeah, i'm part of the italian/greek integration. think we've been the best immigrants to australia
>>67091309
>M8 IM SOOOO AUSSIE LOVE ME A SNAG EYYYYY XDDDDDDD /r/australia my fav sub!
>>67091309
>think we've been the best immigrants to australia
Would have to agree lad. You dings are hard workers and that's something Aussies have always respected. If you get your hands dirty doesn't really matter what colour you are, unless you're a Mudslime.
>>67091327
kys
>>67091327
haha calm it down cunt, that's not me
>>67091327
fuck off reddit
>>67091333
primo digits kemosabe
>>67091327
What's with this you are damned if you do, damned if you don't attitude, Australian shitposting is too much for me
>>67091327
>not liking snags
time to kill yourself chink
what is a better alternative to craigslist?
>inb4 locanto
>>67091357
It's just a river of shit mate. Only the strong survive through perseverance.
>>67091367
backpage
if you think I'm disappointed with this game you're a fucking idiot. We played well, Collingwood were better.
The thing you cuckhead's don't realize as you sit at home furiously screwing your face up as you try to suck down that last cone is that I just do not have time or the patience to deal with you cocky Caucasians on a regular basis anymore. Being a billionaire is a lot of work.
>Fyfe ded
>>67091467
i miss real RC
>>67091468
>The West Australian shanty town of Fremantle
>tfw Freo is done
>tfw another 15 year cycle of humiliating lows to unfulfilled highs
>tfw toward the end of the next cycle our wives' kids will be telling us Freo will win a flag soon
>tfw we'll know better
>>67091295
>he's a wog apologist
leave my country. Now.
fuck lads i just came buckets after coming off of zoloft and not cumming for a month. feels so good. ssris are complete shit lads.
>>67091610
>muh wogs!
lol Wogs made this country idiot, don't delude yourselves.
I am disheartened by the cynicism on display in this thread. I have no doubt that Reality Check has:
-created a $40 million dollar empire from nothing but Satanism and a highschool education
-gotten over the tragic death of his sister overseas.
-gotten over the tragic death of his parents in a car crash (just like James Bond!)
-studied in the field on Biology (Neurology included) for longer than the average PhD student does (over 15 years)
-given up a promising AFL footballer due to a "terrible" injury
-bested his hero Matthew Lloyd in a ono-on-one match-up and was able to befriend his hero due to their mutual respect despite the aforementioned "terrible" injury.
-was a "semipro" soccer player for Gosford City, but no longer has interest in the sport due to a lack to interest. He still has intimate knowledge of the game regardless.
-risen to the top of the Melbourne, and thus Australian advertising industry (just like Todd Sampson!) without a hint of formal education in the area.
-intimidated and humiliated former Australian cricket captain, and living legend Ricky Ponting
-single-handedly come up with the Rhonda and Ketut AAMI advertising campaign, but it was stolen off him.
-mastered a dozen languages and is conversational in another dozen.
-become a celebrated DJ at Melbourne's 'Heat' nightclub
-exiled due to issues with the ATO
- placed in numerous "illegal street races" in his adopted home of Indonesia
-taken part in local discussions solving disputes between muslims and christians
- had sexual intercourse with Helena from My Kitchen Rules
- helped fund a new local soccer stadium
- hunted sharks to help feed the locals
-hosted a Christmas party for a local Orphanage
-has a direct lineage to Machievelli
-committed suicide on the 9th of Janurary 2016
-admitted it was a ruse to throw off the AFP on the 14th
-is an advocate of pseudoscience (MBTI), despite being a man of science
I, for one, don't need proof. I have faith.
>>67091645
>admitted it was a ruse to throw off the AFP on the 14th
???
I remember his suicide announcement (same day as Daniel's?) but missed this
>>67091645
There it is, thanks lad
>>67091678
there's a tad more padding, but 2,000 characters is probably enough
>>67091645
Having RC around was a wild ride. His exploration of the jungles of Indonesia to research the deadly """""virus""""" malaria will be unforgotten.
>Anzac Day
>can't even reach 500 replies
>based /nrl/ has two threads reach 500
KEK, nice "poomunity" you have here
>>67091776
Half of our thread got deleted, anus fingerer
>>67091797
>angus fingerer
garbage tier insult
is it gay to put your dick in your bros anus just once and a while after a good game
>>67091809
Mobile-using poof
>>67091825
literally on my laptop lad
>>67091822
No. Ive done it. You're gay if you're attracted to men. You can fuck someone and not be attracted to them
>>67091776
/afl/ is a dead poomunity m8.
Everyone already knows this.
Dead thread.
Dead poomunity.
Dead "sport".
>>67091822
it's gay to play putt putt golf with a man
>>67091836
This desu
I asked my cousin if I could suck his dick because I was curious what it felt like. He reciprocated too. We both agreed it wasn't gay as it was just the once and it was more of an educational exercise than a sexual one
>>67091822
what happens if the recipient of anal sex has big turd in their bum?
>>67091775
Got a screen grab of this? Would certainly make the list.
>>67091776
>/nrl/ posts per game ratio = 308ppg
>/afl/ posts per game ratio = 497ppg
/nrl/ on dead poomunity watch
>>67091871
jam it in abit harder to losen it then he'll tongue it off after
>>67091872
It was actually in Papua New Guinea, his escapades in Indonesia threw me off. https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/53239122/#53241602
>>67091956
West Papua you ignoramus.
>>67091673
He came back about a week later saying that he faked his suicide because the feds (who were after him for tax evasion) found his whereabouts in Indonesia
He then vanished again a week later for good.
>>67092446
Yep then paid off the Austrlian government after a long stint in China to live here again.
I am so mother fucking rich all this money driving me crazy.
lassst for alex
>The South African government has banned Cricket South Africa and three other major sporting bodies from hosting or bidding for international tournaments for at least a year for not sufficiently increasing the number of players of colour in their national teams.
www.cricket.com.au/news/cricket-south-africa-banned-bidding-hosting-major-tournaments-transformation/2016-04-25
>be South African cricketer
>literally cucked
