Queen Felix edition
On FSW, ROOT
Shoemaker vs. Miley
LINEUPS
>M's
Aoki LF
Smith RF
Cano 2B
Cruz DH
Lind 1B
Seager 3B
Clevenger C
Martin CF
Marte SS
>Angels
Escobar 3B
Giavotella 2B
Trout CF
Pujols DH
Calhoun RF
Soto C
Simmons SS
Cron 1B
Gentry LF
hello :)
>Seager .127 avg
It will pass, it will pass, it will pass
>Shoemaker
as long as this nigga doesn't give up his 3 HRs a game, it'll be fine
why do umps hate the angels so much
>>67074506
M's score 6+ runs right after giving Felix next to nothing, cap it
>>67074548
Felix got a lead twice and blew it both times
>It's a Shoemaker gives up multiple runs in the first inning episode
>>67074626
replace shoemaker with angels for this series
>Simmons
Shit I do like:
That
gonna be one of those games huh
Is Lind the Mariner's Ianetta?
Hello Mbros i see we are off to a good start again
>Cano and Lind fail to get the runner on 3rd home with less than 2 outs
>>67074823
I think Ianetta is the Mariner's Ianetta
Kill yourself Shoemaker
SEAGER IS BACK BABY GET OUT THE RYE BREAD
HE'S BACK
POST THOSE RARE SEAGERS
Tyler Skaggs needs hurry up
>>67074451
and I'm out.
when are Heaney/Skaggs back?
>>67074548
>>67074626
>>67074428
SEAGER!!!!!!
>>67074942
Man, fuck you
>>67074990
>Felix
>>67075110
>>67075223
JUST
GET REKT
ty poo man
>flipping the bat this early
fucking nigger
>>67075223
What the fuck...I had no clue he was that JUST
>>67075306
he was like 0-26 or some shit like that
>>67075350
and? doesnt change the fact that its stupid in this situation
GET EM
Miley is trash
we both have equally terrible pitchers
>>67075306
he was fucking angry about his 0-for-26
god dammit Miley
what the fuck
MiMo needs to warm up
Inb4 Shoemaker gives it all back
Mariners baseball everyone.
when we DO score runs, we have to have a pitcher who is so trash out there.
unbelievable.
Hey fuck u wade
>Yfw this game ends 15-14
pujols is a fucking faggot piece of shit
he hits a home run and acts like hes still in his prime. Nice bat toss and stare down, faggot. You'll never win another ring for back stabbing st louis
fucking hate that guy. Hope he breaks his leg
>Trading for Miley
>Giving up KKKarson Smeth
Dipoto cucked hard by the BoSox
LMAO
Keep Paxton in the minors doe
The city of memenerds front office
>>67075530
>another
GOTTEM
>>67075530
>>67075567
seriously boston must be so happy to get rid of Miley
what did Dipoto see in this guy? He even has a scared shit look on his face all the time.
Seaweed manufacturing runs
>>67075588
>>67075617
the laugh is on the Angels. They haven't even been a world series since they've had pujols. I thought the angels were suppose to be title contenders?
>>67075685
and when is the last time the mariners have even reached the playoffs?
cmon mann
>>67075530
Best fans St. Louis!
>>67075685
>M's fan unironically bringing up the postseason
>>67075685
>>67075730
BTFO
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BTFO
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BTFO
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>>67075685
I'm super jealous of all those titles the Cardinals and M's have won since Pujols joined our team
>>67075730
>>67075762
>>67075754
>>67075779
i'll be the first to tell you m's suck and their offense is historically bad
what that has to do with the angels....idk
Marte's got a 4 game hit streak and has been playing great defensively, encouraging after his rough start
lind pls kys
adam fucking lind
JR LOOK OUT
>Selfie stick night
Kill all millenials
>Wade Miley
>neighbors with Britney Spears
u wot m8
How much you guys paying this ump?
mmmmm umpball
Is Wade Miley the worst starting pitcher in the league?
>>67076417
CJ Wilson
Hey, whatever happened to Paxton?
>>67076417
Wainwright
tybm
BASED MARTIN
ugh
When is Shoemaker going to the bullpen
MARTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>67076559
AAA right now
YESSSSSS
DONT FUCK THIS UP WADE
>>67076417
Matt Shoemaker
MARTIN
Traded strikeouts for more power this year, working so far
>Alvarez up
LMAO
THE KETEL IS BOILING
holy fuck K Mart going off
>>67076658
When the Angels get one of their three lefties back.
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Game over
Go make some shoes, bitch nigga
>>67076658
i don't think we even have anyone to start
>giving up 6 runs in 3 innings to the mariners
my jeff sides
>>67076658
Angels greatest asset is their pitching depth but they already have three bitch lefties on the DL.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Get fucked LA.
Andrelton Simmons is literally the perfect infielder.
i cant hold all these hits
Kek all the OC faggots are gone now that they're getting blown the fuck out. Have fun in the cellar of the AL West where your garbage overpriced team belongs
>>67074548
lol
>>67074548
WIZARD
>>67077394
They might be at the bottom for a season or two, but they have a ton of talent in their farm system that will help them rebuild.
>>67077529
>>67077394
When's the last time the Mariners made it to the playoffs? When's the last time the Mariners won the world series?
>>67077529
Angels farm system is LITERALLY ranked 30th by LITERALLY everyone
>>67077561
>Living in the past
>>67077634
>not having a past, present or future
>never selling out the stadium
>letting a gook gaming system ruin your franchise
>>67077626
I heard some long time minor league scout say it's the worst he's ever seen, like 20+ years.
>>67077691
You seem upset.
>>67077691
Nintendo has nothing to do with the front office
>>67077691
>tfw the Mariners are winning and Star Fox Zero just got delivered
>>67077394
i was distracted playing runescape desu
>lind
I don't care how terrible the Angels lineup is.
As long as I can watch Trout for the next four years, I'm fine.
He is the Ken Griffey Jr. of my generation.
>>67077825
>8-9 record
>winning
How far have the expectations for this franchise have fallen?
>>67078003
>He is the Ken Griffey Jr. of my generation.
kek no
>>67078003
That's not Bryce Harper
Trout has no personality, he's the McGwire of this generatipn
>>67078075
Trout was made in a factory
Miley literally eating innings
>>67078075
i don't find roid rage that exciting
>>67078061
>he can jump as high as Jr to steal homers
>he averages 40 dingers a year
>he hits for average and power
>he is generally a good guy and loved by everybody
>he will never win a WS ring
Sounds like Ken Griffey Jr to me.
>>67078146
a thumb factory
>>67078170
he has no personality no excitement
>>67078075
But McGwire and Sosa together saved baseball.
>>67078170
Yeah but he isn't black and cool
>>67078170
nah, Griffey had style and swagger. He pulled pranks, has naturally outgoing, and acted like a kid in a candy store
Trout has none of that. He has no voice, no charisma, and no sense of humor. he's a blank slate.
>>67078193
Trout is the most exciting player in the league. He has the Griffey-like highlight reel.
He's also statistically had a better first four years to his career than Griffey Jr.
>>67078170
Trout is vanilla ice cream. Like, I appreciate it, it's good, no complaints from me, but I don't go around saying I fucking love vanilla ice cream.
Mike Trout is the Mike Trout of this generation.
Nobody will ever be a version of Junior, he was one of a kind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kle6WB9xpbQ
>>67078293
yet he is incredibly boring. He has no style, he has no grace.
>>67078293
>Trout is the most exciting player in the league.
no
>>67078293
>statistics
Bruh that's like saying Pujols was Griffey or something. Nobody loved Pujols the dude, nobody really particularly likes him now either because he's boring.
LETS ALL JUST APPRECIATE OUR RESPECTIVE GOATS FOR WHAT THEY WERE/ARE
call me when Trout does something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izi0fLosb5g
>angels already off to bad start
>have a huge series with the mariners
>they're traditionally already a hard team against angels
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
why is Mark Langston not in the M's hall of fame
>>67078433
>beat felix
all is good senpai
same shit happened against the A's last year.
wreck their ace, lost the series
Baseball needs more black people. Then it'll be fun like the NFL.
>>67078531
can't wait to read all the domestic violence headlines
>>67078613
those commercials are so fucking cringy
>>67078531
American black men think baseball is boring and a waste of their time so they take their talents to more competitive and interesting sports.
>>67078514
How do we fix the Mariners? What would make them a team that would make the playoffs at least every couple years?
>>67078684
Better player development
>>67078684
Get the fans interested enough to go to the games so the owners have reason to spend money on the team.
fuck I really want some sunflower seeds right now
>>67078684
I wish they would just tear it down and rebuild. I mean yeah, they have a competitive team on paper, but I just want a fresh start. There's nothing glaringly bad about this team. Rotation is OK. Bullpen has been very good. Offense should be better as it goes on. Jerry knows how to fucking build a roster, so I have full faith in him, but he's stuck competing and rebuilding right now.
I guess its fine tho. In a few years, he'll have his own farm system, and by then Cruz and other niggas contracts will be done.
>>67078684
Focus on developing a deep farm system, make smart trades, don't sign shit players, lower the fucking ticket and beer prices.
>>67078671
i feel like they see football as a get rich quick scheme which is why they all go broke too
COMEBACK
das it mayne
made wiley
Mariners fans will never be able to accept that their greatest pitcher in franchise history is owned by Mike Trout, and their greatest position player in franchise history is not as good as Mike Trout.
>>67079035
Angels fans will never accept that Harper is more entertaining than Trout
>>67079110
LOOK.UP.THE.STATS.
>>67079035
scoreboard
>>67079110
rather have someone who can finish a season like trout
>>67079110
Good thing this is MLB and not WWE
>>67079161
12 (twelve) years
>>67079152
>>67079180
>>67079203
tbqh, the MLB could use some player drama
it doesn't matter how good Trout is compared to Harper, it's always more entertaining to watch Harper because he's not a blank slate.
the MLB is an entertainment business after all.
>>67079376
18+
Memeiners just got memed
>>67079376
we don't need that. we don't need replay or computer umpires or google or any of that stuff in baseball either.
simmons is elite
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>67078885
>Jerry knows how to build a roster
*citation needed
Both the Dbacks and Angels sucked during his tenure.
that was p good tbhwyj
>>67079486
sports evolve grandpa
instant replay improved the game, and using cameras and sensors instead of real umpires will give far more accurate results.
embrace the future or be left behind senpai
>>67079486
>we don't need replay
Die already, grandpa
>Victor n gooby slobbin over simmons knob and continue to praise the "defensive god ss"
Really what has this nigger done? This team is still under 500 n sucks offensively
Smh desu could of had newcomb going deep in todays stary instead of going with a fuckn shoe maker
>>67078885
Dipoto will have the same problem as he did with the Angels with Cano plaguing the payroll for years to come.
Also, Felix will start plaguing the payroll soon unless they trade him for a nice haul which they can.
>>67079596
>which they can
they can't trade felix dummy
>>67079593
Simmons is a joy to watch
>>67079625
Trading Felix to a dumbass team like the Yankees for the farm would be the decision that will save the Mariners franchise for years to come.
>>67079593
did newcomb even reach AAA yet
>>67079661
they LITERALLY cannot trade felix!
>>67078885
The way jerry approaches trade youd think he uses fangraphs as his number 1 tool. Hes good but his trades are risky
SEFF
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SMITH WITH A DINGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
What in the world...I thought he hit that off his hands
GET FUCKED ANALSLIME
BASED SMIFF
SEFF
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>>67079709
Nah Jerry is a bbref guy
>3 straight series wins
feels good m's bros
>>67079833
>mariners at safeco next
i dont know how to feel
>>67079525
C'mon man, he was an interim for the Dbacks and the Angels were a complete mess internally. All of baseball found that out last season. Mariners roster was horrible, but somehow he made it decent. There was some luck here and there, but the methodology is exactly what I want out of the head of my organization. I wish I worked for people like that, and not just some dumbasses with zero vision.
Piniella in a senior housing commercial.
Feelsbadman
>>67079931
>Astros
I know they suck right now, but Astro series are always frustrating
>>67079962
fuck altuve. i wouldn't be surprised if they got swept by the astros if its at home.
>>67080024
>got swept by the astros
god pls no
>>67079932
I thought he was good after the first year too...we'll see what happens
>>67080059
>Fister throws a no hitter
GG, see ya next time.
>>67080084
jfmsu
gg laa. what a good road trip senpaitachi
AHAHAHAHAHA
WE /.500/ NOW AGAIN
>Royals next
>>67080159
FUCK
